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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @doggedout
    @doggedout Год назад +138

    Love the way Stanley follows you around like a baby chicken..but still finds time to attack the camera occasionally.
    Real multi-tasking skills.

  • @tdefields
    @tdefields Год назад +57

    I'm pretty sure Karen and Brad work together and have secret midnight meetings 😂😂

    • @holdonC
      @holdonC Год назад +4

      Definitely!!! Karen is like “I got her top half” and he says “and I got her ankles!”

  • @djyogi4917
    @djyogi4917 Год назад +50

    It was so adorable seeing how much Stanley was following you, he's so precious.

  • @EkM-cl2bn
    @EkM-cl2bn Год назад +21

    I wasn't expecting Stanley to be so petty and clingy but it somehow makes him even cuter 😂

  • @kinser919
    @kinser919 Год назад +49

    This is my one of my favorite RUclips channels. The unconditional love and adoration you have for your precious beasts is gold. The comedy is the icing on the cake.

    • @sarahr4099
      @sarahr4099 11 месяцев назад +3

      It's one of my favorites too, Amanda is so great with them and all these wonderful creatures have gotten me through some rough times ❤ especially Stanley's dancing videos lol and now Janet and Glenn doing zoomies, they are so cute

  • @dirtroaddestiny
    @dirtroaddestiny Год назад +45

    Stanley is like a giant chicken. He’s so sweet ❤

    • @Leosloth2011
      @Leosloth2011 Год назад +3

      Karen is a giant version of brad

  • @deschainerideaux
    @deschainerideaux Год назад +58

    So… she loves you so much that she has to keep her eyes on you at all times, right? 😂

    • @gartrek28
      @gartrek28 Год назад +5

      Yep! 😂

    • @JasonW.
      @JasonW. Год назад +7

      And legs.
      And beak.

    • @bold810
      @bold810 Год назад +3

      That's what my blue heeler does, and I'm not used to that!

    • @si-kq9su
      @si-kq9su Год назад +1

      I love your channel. I just discovered it last week. All your animals are so unique and different personalities. Always pleasure to watch and love your sense of humor 😂

  • @ecbst6
    @ecbst6 Год назад +7

    Brad: PECKER
    Stanley: That's cute.

  • @heatheryarbrough5255
    @heatheryarbrough5255 Год назад +4

    No wonder Karen hates you, Stanley loves you. She’s jealous🤣

  • @Auntiehoney217
    @Auntiehoney217 Год назад +17

    Michaels underbite always cracks me up😅

  • @BelleDreamer7
    @BelleDreamer7 Год назад +32

    I just want to hug Stanley once. He seems so sweet and gentle. I am sold on the hand raising being the way to get the best tempered emus. Even Karen seemed pretty chill.

    • @mygirldarby
      @mygirldarby 10 месяцев назад +1

      Karen wasn't hand-raised and she's certainly not chill!

  • @collie8
    @collie8 Год назад +5

    Stanley: "Let's see if she's recording. Okay, now bury the phone, yay"

  • @LindaC616
    @LindaC616 Год назад +8

    Michael's brain might be non-existent, but his sniffer works just fine. "Give me the treats!"

  • @SahuaritaShuffle
    @SahuaritaShuffle Год назад +49

    Lot of work keeping your critters all safe and happy! Plus two sides of Stanley: the love slob and Brad repellent. Splendid!

  • @jewgirl952
    @jewgirl952 Год назад +13

    Stanley protecting his mommy at the end was so adorable!

  • @IntrepidFraidyCat
    @IntrepidFraidyCat Год назад +8

    5:05 Okaaaay! Now I know what it would be like to be killed off by an emotionally needy emu. No no, I'm sure that I won't relive this in my sleep tonight 🤯😆

  • @sarahr4099
    @sarahr4099 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love it when Stanley attacks the phone😂😂 he's so stinking cute 😂❤

  • @bobobrien8968
    @bobobrien8968 Год назад +9

    I find your videos so relaxing and enjoyable. My wife says we should visit your farm someday. We’re only an hour or two away but I imagine you can’t let tgat happen because there would be thousands of people doing the same. It’s rewarding that the 2 best you tube sites are from Ontario. The other is My Self Reliance. Thank you for this gift. Keep up the good work.

  • @infinityinfinity2253
    @infinityinfinity2253 Год назад +6

    💕❤️Stanley❤️💕 I did think he’d be wearing some of his outfits.

  • @jakeeasterwood3204
    @jakeeasterwood3204 Год назад +7

    You are doing chores while Karen is trying to mop the floors… with you.

  • @wickedwench321
    @wickedwench321 Год назад +13

    @Useless Farm OMG I just can't get past how much Stanley adores you. He literally follows you around like a puppy dying to be petted. So freaking cute. Post a vid of him in his Easter bonnet? 💓

  • @tashaturner4609
    @tashaturner4609 Год назад +6

    4:16 there is a unnervingly super close up of Karen’s eyeball 👁.....just a tad terrifying . I don’t think I will be able to sleep tonight now....thanks Karen.

  • @beautifullybroken2458
    @beautifullybroken2458 Год назад +25

    Awww Stanley was protecting you Amanda! He didn’t like Brad pecking at you and went to peck him back, until he headlined that just one peck could take Brads head off. Lol 😂 Such a sweetie. Hope you all have a beautiful Friday! Well everyone except Brad…. ❤😂

  • @donnamealy4877
    @donnamealy4877 Год назад +6

    Ok. I was a little freaked out when Karen peered into the camera. Felt like she was seeing into my soul… 💕

  • @lizhanbury1876
    @lizhanbury1876 Год назад +18

    My favorite way of doing chores is watching Amanda, Stanley, and Karen doing them! ✨Every second a sheer delight!✨ ❤❤❤

  • @AllTheHappySquirrels
    @AllTheHappySquirrels Год назад +4

    Every time Stanley knocks the camera over I excitedly wait to "be hatched" now 😂

  • @Sandi-ke9mi
    @Sandi-ke9mi Год назад +9

    I was doing great till around the five minute mark, then somebody started my pecking my eyes out, lol❣️🥰💞

  • @MUSBFRANK
    @MUSBFRANK Год назад +6

    2:04 - I think Karen was trying to hit the delete button regarding how she's afraid of snakes, or anything that looks like one, Brad would use that kind of info to his hilarious advantage. 😆

  • @gartrek28
    @gartrek28 Год назад +30

    How does your great big heart fit inside your tiny body? We are huge fans and we thank you for the levity and (un)conditional, not you, Brad, love. 😊🥰

  • @T.R.Y.1313
    @T.R.Y.1313 9 месяцев назад +2

    Your videos brings so much serenity and peace. Especially the ones when everything is so green and luscious.

  • @earthlingjohn
    @earthlingjohn Год назад +2

    16:33
    Stanley: "wrong side of the fence Brad...this danger zone belongs to Karen"

  • @deborahcorreale352
    @deborahcorreale352 Год назад +3

    Love how Stanley follows you all over, like a sweet little puppy and when he does not get your attention…well I just go attack the camera and she has to stop and I get HUGGIES!!!! Sweet and smart!

  • @maijamcnogiven9484
    @maijamcnogiven9484 Год назад +6

    Karen an snakes 😂😂 she said if she can't get you she'll get us. Our sweet Stanley has chosen violence cause he's not getting all your love. Remember keep acouple of those around to fight off Karen in the future. Good ole Brad are you sure he's not Karen's son 😂😂😂😂

  • @defresurrection
    @defresurrection Год назад +2

    If Stanley could talk... every time you turned your back to him!

  • @kelli_kellz
    @kelli_kellz Год назад +18

    I so wish that Stanley would've pecked at Brad more. 😂 I still can't believe that he kicked you though!! Wtf, Stanley!!!
    Maybe if you shake a stick at Karen when she's being feisty, she'll leave you alone.
    Once again, thank you for the extended videos. We love them! ❤

    • @zachwood8095
      @zachwood8095 Год назад +3

      Lol I think Stanley was trying to bust a move but it was bad timing

  • @michaeljandreau7341
    @michaeljandreau7341 Год назад +16

    I could watch you give Stanley attention all day, but then the next few videos would be Karen getting revenge or Michael teaching 10 hour sky-staring lessons. 😋😁

    • @paulamcdonald6568
      @paulamcdonald6568 Год назад +3

      Or listening to the (shudders) ever-so majestic crowing of Brad, again and again and again and again…you get it.

    • @michaeljandreau7341
      @michaeljandreau7341 Год назад +1

      @@paulamcdonald6568 LOL 😆. Anything but Brad's crows!!!

  • @kaydee4296
    @kaydee4296 Год назад +9

    MurderTurkeyT sounds like a sewage pipe about ready to back up RIGHT IN your face just as you think you've finally unclogged the drain.😨 And Michael just sighs & wants his bong back there stashed in the woods, dude.🌿 HAPPY RESURRECTION DAY Brad! This must be your 10th decade of Easters!🐓
    Stanley getting a bit too cocky with the kickloving there too! What DA? Hope you're not too banged up! Thanks for the longer look at chorin at the funny farm & great shots of those goofy birds & their war with the camera too!😁
    🐰🌷🐣

  • @ilovediamondspearls
    @ilovediamondspearls Год назад +5

    Stanley is such a cute supervisor/helper/protector .. ❤❤ I love his tuft of hair it's so cute 😂❤

  • @misterj597
    @misterj597 Год назад +1

    I always wondered what it would be like to be viciously pecked by an emu-now I know.

  • @jaynpenny
    @jaynpenny 9 месяцев назад +2

    Micheal is such a goof ball,lol.

  • @tracywilborn
    @tracywilborn Год назад +1

    As much as Karen hates Amanda, that's how much Stanley loves her, just not her phone.

  • @michelleclark9445
    @michelleclark9445 Год назад +5

    Love Stanley protecting you from Brad ❤

  • @1LivingCuriously
    @1LivingCuriously Год назад +7

    I'm curious how Stanly and Karen would react to a body-length mirror. Would they be aggressive?

  • @heatherprus5364
    @heatherprus5364 Год назад +1

    Thank goodness Karen is equipped with a fart in the can warning as she charges at you!

  • @JulieQHHT
    @JulieQHHT Год назад +3

    They really do love you - Stanley follows you like a dog ❤

  • @eugeniaskelley5194
    @eugeniaskelley5194 Год назад +2

    That was so sweet, Stanley was coming to your defense and told Brad to knock it off. No wonder Karen try's to kill you she is jealous.

  • @T.R.Y.1313
    @T.R.Y.1313 9 месяцев назад +1

    It’s so cute that the alpacas are trying to give you a kiss for a treat.

  • @colleenfromnh5860
    @colleenfromnh5860 Год назад +3

    You really do have the best stories. Did Karen sprain her ankles while doing track and field in high school? Same Karen, same 😔

  • @Auntiehoney217
    @Auntiehoney217 Год назад +6

    Don't know how you can ever turn your back on Karen🤯

    • @MelissaThompson432
      @MelissaThompson432 Год назад

      You can hear her coming. Idk what you call that sound, but it's her aggressive noise.... Booming; that's it. 🙂

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Год назад +1

      The booms help announce the inpending attacks. It's when she's silent or when Stanley does it that she's 8n the most danger

  • @ecbst6
    @ecbst6 Год назад +2

    I have a backpack full of first aid stuffs that made EMT's say 'Nice!', but not near you, unfortunately.

  • @alaskaismyhome7594
    @alaskaismyhome7594 Год назад +1

    Karen’s love language includes violence. She cannot help herself her love is so powerful ! ❤

  • @PamelaRay-l7x
    @PamelaRay-l7x 9 месяцев назад +1

    You have a beautiful farm. And counting Brad, you have two dinosaurs.❤

  • @virtualmedusa
    @virtualmedusa Год назад +2

    It's very relaxing to watch the activities, chores and affection at Useless Farm; I find it has a therapeutic effect on my mind.
    Thank you for recording and keeping a record of our feathered and furry friends' shenanigans!
    Stanley is forever a sweetheart, Brad and Karen not so much.
    Have a great day Amanda, many blessings. ❤❤❤

  • @1erinjames
    @1erinjames Год назад +2

    Stanley follows you around like a puppy!!! ❤

  • @jenniferbond7073
    @jenniferbond7073 10 месяцев назад

    Stanley just melts for Amanda. He is like a lap cat in Emu form, adorbs!

  • @VolumedMusicMan
    @VolumedMusicMan Год назад +2

    Stanley gave Brad some options he couldn’t take!!

  • @charavarifine8668
    @charavarifine8668 3 месяца назад

    I think they hate your phone 🤣🤣..."This is not Karen's jam" has me hollerin lmaoo

  • @tashaturner4609
    @tashaturner4609 Год назад +2

    I HATE snakes too 🐍! I feel ya on that one Karen! I never thought I would have something in common with a giant, angry, velociraptor bird....but I do.
    If I think a stick is a snake .... I will jump 8 ft in the air.

    • @bonnieweeks7601
      @bonnieweeks7601 Год назад +1

      I was walking on a sidewalk behind the apts we were in at the time. There was a swampy area back there, but I wasn't thinking about snakes. At first I thought it was a stick across the sidewalk and didn't slow down. Right before stepping on it realized it was a snake and I swear I levitated over it. Weird experience.

  • @rosem6604
    @rosem6604 Год назад +1

    A device that withstands repeated dino assaults is worthy of an award.

  • @jshaladavis4861
    @jshaladavis4861 Год назад +11

    Amanda you’re so wonderful 💝

  • @oshunbleu6511
    @oshunbleu6511 Год назад +1

    "Michael's not sure what he's done wrong" 😂😂😂 you crack me up so much! Thank you for taking the time to entertain us out here 😉

  • @donna6376
    @donna6376 Год назад +3

    ❤ you are such a good caretaker to be concerned with Karen's ankle health😊

  • @barbarasimoneau5718
    @barbarasimoneau5718 Год назад +2

    I have an idea!💡 What if you got a "Medusa" hat?!?! 👒+🐍 You could even make a little matching rubber snake tutu!!! 😂

  • @euphiloves4205
    @euphiloves4205 9 месяцев назад

    I love the relationship you have with Stanley. He’s such a sweet and handsome fella.

  • @aarde7036
    @aarde7036 9 месяцев назад

    That's a good one... "No, I can't do that, I'm already parralel chorin'!!"

  • @tredjesongen
    @tredjesongen Год назад +4

    😂👍 This is SO relaxing and stressful to watch at the same time. Add hysterical laughter =life bearable. Tfs❤

  • @AlaskanInsights
    @AlaskanInsights Год назад

    she's so nice when she's not trying to kill you...
    It's good to start the season off with a clean battlefield.

  • @vixstert.5642
    @vixstert.5642 Год назад +2

    @4:16 Karen scared me there, for a minute!

  • @stephgreen3070
    @stephgreen3070 Год назад

    All I can think about is “this is what chores look like in Jurassic Park, isn’t it?”

  • @carolmiller3089
    @carolmiller3089 8 месяцев назад

    I like the way Karen gave us a close up of that evil eye👀

  • @mopiktm9480
    @mopiktm9480 Год назад +4

    Stanley is adorable 😍

  • @Onelightoftheworld
    @Onelightoftheworld 9 месяцев назад

    I think Stanley has had it with the Internet sensation, and he thought “you didn’t tell me about this, I wasn’t able to get my hair and make up done to be on a video”

  • @Brusseldudes7180
    @Brusseldudes7180 Год назад +1

    Thank you so much for the longer videos. I don't know if I somehow was only subscribed to shorts😊. Anyways thanks for the entertainment and for being such a good mommy to all the animals.

  • @barbarairvin1219
    @barbarairvin1219 Год назад

    Stanley loves you so much it's so easy to see, and it is pretty evident how much you love him.

  • @Primus54
    @Primus54 Год назад +1

    New to your channel (recommended on an automotive channel of all places….lol). Have now watched several getting to know your friends. I know “Brad” is a pistol, but he’s one fine looking rooster. Stanley is so obviously in love with you. I didn’t know emus could interact well with humans. Subscribed! Cheers from Ohio.

  • @misottovoce
    @misottovoce Год назад

    Bravo, Stanley...to the rescue of his fair maiden 🤣🤣

  • @AquaticBling
    @AquaticBling Год назад

    Gurlllll my anxiety level was at top tier when Karen came on the scene!

  • @markrumfola9833
    @markrumfola9833 Год назад +5

    You are a Worker my Friend. 😊

  • @ogg5949
    @ogg5949 Год назад +3

    Well, that was a full days work! I'm exhausted! Going down for a nap.

    • @useless_farm
      @useless_farm  Год назад +4

      You've earned it thank you so much

    • @ogg5949
      @ogg5949 Год назад +2

      @@useless_farm no, no, thank YOU for allowing me to live vicariously thru your beautiful animal videos! And you're so funny! Your videos lift my spirits every day! I show them to my 90 yr old parents and they love them too!

  • @goldenwheeledbanshee9160
    @goldenwheeledbanshee9160 Год назад

    I see u're proud of Stanley. He's a sweet bird, just watch his cutting claw.

  • @crochetology12
    @crochetology12 Год назад +1

    2:12 Great, now Karen’s trying to kill us.

  • @ezzyspeaks..427
    @ezzyspeaks..427 Год назад +6

    I love your vids❤ from SC

  • @kristinwood8884
    @kristinwood8884 Год назад

    Heck of a sturdy camera you've there.
    Thank you for all your videos and care you bring to these animals, that can sometimes be ...... a bit difficult.❤
    We rescued an African Grey, for 10 years my husband and sons could hold him and pet him, OTOH I could not....unless he got stuck on our plantation shutters/curtains. That was the only time he would allow me to even pet him, I had a friend that chased me with her Macaw, when we were 9, since then I have been terrified of large birds, and he definitely knew I was scared (almost lost a finger tip twice) and he possibly had an issue with females.
    I still miss him every day and even though I was his main caretaker, I wish I would have been less afraid.

  • @LoisFox131
    @LoisFox131 Год назад

    I can now scratch “Attack by emu” off my bucket list.

  • @Birdiemom1965
    @Birdiemom1965 6 месяцев назад

    Stanley chose violence today 😂😂

  • @LoisFox131
    @LoisFox131 Год назад

    That guy loves his mama!❤

  • @misottovoce
    @misottovoce Год назад +1

    That camera peck and rumble...could only be Karen. Stanley is sooo in love with you. Alpaca kissies....ahhhhh!

  • @TreborsTreble
    @TreborsTreble Год назад

    The tense and gloomy atmosphere combined with the cries of a distant animal had me in fear that a "Blair Witch" type situation was about to happen here. I was expecting to see Stanley in the basement corner staring at the wall.

  • @peaceflow1416
    @peaceflow1416 Год назад

    The way they see it, if they can’t have you, no one can😂

  • @janegarner3101
    @janegarner3101 Год назад

    Love that future pile of compost for your garden. Black gold.

  • @TM-rk5dj
    @TM-rk5dj Год назад

    Karen and Brad should be cast in the next iteration of the Jurassic Park franchise

  • @justamom789
    @justamom789 Год назад

    Amanda: "does this look alright?".... Peacock: "no! no!"

  • @luv2luv720
    @luv2luv720 Год назад +1

    Stanley kept knocking the phone over because he doesn't want evidence!!

  • @carynmartin6053
    @carynmartin6053 Год назад

    😂its so funny how they peck at your phone every chance they get!😂😊

  • @madapigi1
    @madapigi1 Год назад +1

    Stanley is sooooo cute, i love him

  • @jlm17533
    @jlm17533 Год назад

    I think Stanley wants you to hire a grounds keeper so he can have all your attention ❤

  • @mwild8787
    @mwild8787 Год назад

    The farm fashion show had me rolling on the floor🤣🤣Glad your channel is doing well. Love from New Zealand💞💞

  • @hollisblinn7910
    @hollisblinn7910 11 месяцев назад

    Stanley has a real thing for the camera. I'm surprised you're not buying new ones in bulk.

  • @CrimsonFlag
    @CrimsonFlag Год назад

    That is soooo cute. Stanley hugs ❤

  • @suzannedawson6330
    @suzannedawson6330 Год назад

    Awe, he loves you so much.