The Black Cauldron - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  5 лет назад +1829

    Malcolm's BACK!!!!!
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    Charlotte's Web artwork by www.deviantart.com/gissele365

    • @sebastianemond5313
      @sebastianemond5313 5 лет назад +19

      1:55 - 2:05 Oh, you just earned a spot on my s#*& list, Doug! FIEVAL, NO!!

    • @thepackingpacjack7767
      @thepackingpacjack7767 5 лет назад +24

      Where did Malcom go?

    • @okami-onome3912
      @okami-onome3912 5 лет назад +13

      you should do a review RV with Robin Williams

    • @solisprime2669
      @solisprime2669 5 лет назад +8

      where Malcolm go

    • @wayneconnor5230
      @wayneconnor5230 5 лет назад +9

      Id probably have given Tamara just a couple more lines but all in all this really feels like the NC I know and love let’s keep up this momentum this is the minimum amount of sketches I expect in an NC episode good work

  • @seducerrooster125
    @seducerrooster125 5 лет назад +670

    According to sources online, some of the deleted scenes involved:
    Graphic violence
    A man literally having his flesh and muscle disolved leaving a zombie skeleton
    A much longer fight between Taran and the horned king
    A half naked Eilonwy due to her dress being torn while hanging on a ledge.
    This movie's dark, but it was meant to be darker

    • @brendanforester4601
      @brendanforester4601 5 лет назад +101

      There should be an extended edition.

    • @N3ma_Divine
      @N3ma_Divine 5 лет назад +24

      I guess it was too dark for colorful pg Disney.

    • @GarryDKing
      @GarryDKing 5 лет назад +73

      That last one i would find hard to believe, but then again we also have the little mermaid getting away with that once Ariel turned human...

    • @Moonlitwatersofaqua
      @Moonlitwatersofaqua 5 лет назад +36

      @@GarryDKing Maybe the difference is that while they both are children, Ariel is 16 while Ellowny is 12.

    • @Zacman1123
      @Zacman1123 5 лет назад +25

      @@Moonlitwatersofaqua wait Ellowny is 12?

  • @doomgazer-seeks-the-truth
    @doomgazer-seeks-the-truth 5 лет назад +691

    If he wanted to be specific, "swine" would be a better word to use than "pig".

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 4 года назад +25

      Just call it something magical sounding like "the seer" or "the seance"

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 4 года назад +1

      @@slevinchannel7589
      I thought were talking about the pig

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 3 года назад +10

      Or even just “the beast” make it sound super impersonal

    • @gamesgames8798
      @gamesgames8798 3 года назад +5

      It is even funnier in finnish: "possu"

    • @emberhermin52
      @emberhermin52 3 года назад +6

      I was not really bothered but "swine" would have been fine

  • @TheHunterWulf
    @TheHunterWulf 5 лет назад +1644

    Gurgi is Jar-Jar's voice crossed with Golum's mannerisms and proportions grafted onto an ewok.

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 года назад +58

      Ah, the three best-known and best-loved pop culture characters.

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 4 года назад +93

      Voiced by a drunk Donald Duck.

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 года назад +15

      Luigicat11 😂😂😂

    • @NeroCM
      @NeroCM 4 года назад +32

      I'll take an entire trilogy on Jar Jar rather than see Gurgi for another minute. Jar Jar at least made me laugh 1 joke out of 10, Gorgi is consistently annoying throughout.

    • @garrtoons4303
      @garrtoons4303 4 года назад +15

      Makes sense knowing that Andy Serkis (the guy who played Golem) was inspired by Gurgi in this movie...... I'm not even kidding.

  • @LilyGrace1990
    @LilyGrace1990 4 года назад +428

    Fun fact, my dad saw this in theaters because he liked the book it was based on. He was unimpressed and I wouldn't see it for myself until I was 21.

    • @Tsumefan2
      @Tsumefan2 4 года назад +23

      you mean the book of three? yeah i read it its such a good read....unlike this

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 3 года назад +19

      Frozen doesn't even try to like the books it's based on.

    • @jessicalinbarnett
      @jessicalinbarnett Год назад +7

      It's scary I don't like this film. It should of never been made for children

    • @stephanginther9051
      @stephanginther9051 8 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah, as usual, the books are much better.

    • @samflood5631
      @samflood5631 4 месяца назад +2

      Has he read the book to you during your childhood?

  • @ZorotheGallade
    @ZorotheGallade 5 лет назад +626

    Sounds like a D&D game whose players make it a trainwreck from beginning to end.
    DM: "Okay, the region is menaced by the evil lich warlord, the Horned King, who is seeking the Black Cauldron to raise the army of darkness and make the land his own to rule. You're a humble pigkeeper tasked with protecting the future telling pig who can find the location of the Cauldron."
    Taron: "Pigkeeper? I said I wanted to be a warrior!"
    DM: "This is a game campaign, you can't start out as a warrior. You have to work your way up until you're strong enough to take on the boss. Your first quest is to escort and hide the pig. Your guardian sends you off with supplies and shows you the way to the forbidden forest..."
    Taron: "I start swordfighting and doing cool warrior stuff"
    DM: "You are a peasant with a staff!"
    Taron: "Then I play pretend. For a hour."
    DM (Grumbling): "Okay then...you busy yourself with daydreams for an hour, and when you come back to reality the pig is gone. The agents of the Horned King have pignapped her, but a furry creature offers to take you to safety where you'll find your other companions..."
    Taron: "I storm the Horned King's fortress. On my own."
    DM (Furiously rewrites the story): "Fine...you manage to sneak in and even snatch the pig away in your escape, but the army captures you again and throws you into the dungeon. There you meet up with your other companions, who have been captured as well. You may plan your escape now.
    Elonwyn: "Hi, I'm a Princess"
    DM: "Your character sheet didn't say that. You're a princess of what kingdom?"
    Elonwyn: "Eh, i unno. Figured it would be cool to be the princess"
    Pickles: "I'm the Bard."
    Taron: "Cool, do you have any lore on this castle, or the Horned King, or whatever that can help us escape?"
    Pickles: "Nope, I just tell jokes and make faces."
    DM (Exhasperated): "Fine...you explore the castle and end up in the ancient king's grave. There you find an artifact holy sword that can move and attack on its own, making quick work of the henchmen on your heels. This is your chance to storm out of the gates"
    Elonwyn: "I lean on the gate and tell Taron to do something"
    Taron: "I stand there doing nothing"
    DM: "Arrgh. Fine, the sword comes to life and opens the gate. Now that you're free, it's your chance to..."
    Taron: "I trade the hags my magic swords for the Cauldron"
    DM: "FINE! You have the cauldron now, and one of you needs to willingly give their life if they want to destroy it."
    Taron: "Er...okay, let's just camp out here and do nothing about it"
    DM: "Seriously? Fine, the army finally catches up to you and steals the Cauldron. The dead walk, the King's army is marching to conquer your country, and all is lost unless one of you sacrifices themselves..."
    Taron: "The furry guy"
    Pickles: "Furry guy"
    Elonwyn: "Furry guy"
    DM: "DAMMIT"

    • @kabxksb
      @kabxksb 5 лет назад +83

      For someone who plays D&D religiously, *Y E S* this is EVERY SESSION with my haggle of tards I call my companions :)
      Except our DM has some dignity and respect to let us do whatever we want and then punish us HEAVILY for it instead of just riding the shit wave lmao

    • @ThePa1riot
      @ThePa1riot 5 лет назад +43

      I can hear the DM’s head explode from here. XD

    • @TheManBehindTheSlaughter6669
      @TheManBehindTheSlaughter6669 5 лет назад +10

      Bitch, the bard is fleuder.

    • @Blackfoxloki
      @Blackfoxloki 5 лет назад +12

      so accurate XD

    • @Amesang
      @Amesang 5 лет назад +24

      Funnily enough, they actually statted out the Black Cauldron in an issue of _DRAGON Magazine…_

  • @buck342443
    @buck342443 5 лет назад +3746

    Out of all the Disney movies that are being remade this is the one that really needs it.

    • @egotisticalghost6745
      @egotisticalghost6745 5 лет назад +347

      Only if it’s animated, and not Lion King remake pretending to be live action.

    • @chaniw5294
      @chaniw5294 5 лет назад +62

      I wholeheartedly agree!!! It's overdue!

    • @kieranmorford5584
      @kieranmorford5584 5 лет назад +165

      EgotisticalGhost I think a live action adaptation that stuck to the source material could really work. Sadly, that probably wouldn’t be what we would get. Another studio could probably do it better.

    • @fredericoramosdeoliveira2097
      @fredericoramosdeoliveira2097 5 лет назад +58

      And unfortunately that's the one we can be all pretty sure we aren't getting

    • @junco88
      @junco88 5 лет назад +68

      No! No more remakes! For the love of all that is Disney, PLEASE no more remakes 😭😭😭

  • @muskratmadness6228
    @muskratmadness6228 4 года назад +778

    If they're going to remake this, as some people are suggesting, they should really go back to the source material, The Chronicles of Prydain series, by Lloyd Alexander, an excellent Young Adult fantasy series. The Disney movie is a mish-mash of elements from the first two books, The Book of Three and The Black Cauldron. It explains a lot of things, like why Eilonwy is considered a princess. If the names seem odd, that's because the author mainly drew them from Welsh mythology and legend, which inspired much of the rest of the feel of the series.

    • @joghnythegurue2710
      @joghnythegurue2710 4 года назад +18

      Eh, GENUINLY thought the movie was better. Particularily the villain. (I mean, have you SEEN the OG art of The Horned King? and the other villains in the series aren't quite as good as the king either)

    • @EricMontreal22
      @EricMontreal22 4 года назад +6

      Pretty sure that's the plan.

    • @reneemiller2575
      @reneemiller2575 4 года назад +30

      I absolutely love the chronicles of Prydain! They are such great books! And Taran actually did something😂

    • @peterhainzl6570
      @peterhainzl6570 4 года назад +19

      To make good movies from good Books means keeping a balance between, what has to Be changed, and what Must not. They did a good Job in Lord of the Rings and a Bad one on the Hobbit ( though some scenes remained pretty awesome). To Change things is absolutely neccesary, it‘s all about keeping the spirit of the original in Every Adaptation alive, not holding on to every Little detail.

    • @austinhangs5577
      @austinhangs5577 4 года назад +9

      im gonna be honest i enjoyed this movie as a kid more than mulan or alladin. please dont murder me in my sleep.

  • @samjacobson4647
    @samjacobson4647 2 года назад +141

    I think it would have made more sense for Taran to sacrifice himself it would have made his character come full circle and he would have actually become a hero like he wanted.

  • @kurtberliner7049
    @kurtberliner7049 5 лет назад +320

    The funny thing is, you could even say "Treasure Planet" was darker. Like, I mean yeah it can be light, but it gets kind of dark when its the only disney movie where the CHARACTER'S FATHER JUST LEAVES. Like, not killed or just non existing, but just leaves. I know you did it on an old disney sember, but maybe give it a FULL review, its a childhood classic.

    • @whydoieven3305
      @whydoieven3305 5 лет назад +18

      That movie was so relatable to me as a kid.

    • @edgyspaceunicorn7215
      @edgyspaceunicorn7215 5 лет назад +9

      I loved that movie. It’s a good movie but I agree with Doug, if they’re gonna make it so fi they should’ve made it proper sci fi. But I’ve a soft spot for it cause I loved it growing up and the characters, story and animation is still good.

    • @edgyspaceunicorn7215
      @edgyspaceunicorn7215 5 лет назад +32

      Also yes thank you. Looking darker doesn’t make it darker. Black Couldron has some dark themes, but never explores them properly.
      In treasure planet despite its light hearted moments actually let’s the death of characters sink in, it truly shows piracy, not the comedic types that were in Peter Pan, and still for all kids in difference from Pirates. Also it includes a “twist” villain that works greatly. Cause John Silver builds a real and emotional connection to Jim and is legitametly likeable and when he betrays Jim it’s not out of nowhere. So I agree, Treasure Planet can be argued as being darker than the Black Couldron.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 5 лет назад +2

      More emotional, yes.
      Darker?
      U uh.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 5 лет назад

      More emotional, yes.
      Darker?
      U uh.

  • @mr.flibblessumeriantransla5417
    @mr.flibblessumeriantransla5417 5 лет назад +431

    The names are Welsh: Eilonwy, Taran, Fflewddur Fflam.... The film was based on a book series called Chronicles of Prydain, which was loosely based on the Welsh myths and legends in the Mabinogion.

    • @LegitMan335
      @LegitMan335 5 лет назад +8

      Mr. Flibble like the crow from Maleficent , Theova

    • @mr.flibblessumeriantransla5417
      @mr.flibblessumeriantransla5417 5 лет назад +11

      I’m not familiar with the name Theova. Are you sure that’s correct? Also, Sleeping Beauty was a French story.
      If I was to hazard a guess, the first element “theo-“ is either from Greek “theos” meaning “God,” or from proto-Germanic “theud” meaning “of the people.” Either way, not Welsh.

    • @LegitMan335
      @LegitMan335 5 лет назад +1

      Mr. Flibble idk , I can’t spell any words

    • @drewbosch8501
      @drewbosch8501 5 лет назад +6

      Funny detail is that in Spanish I remember the bard was just called Faust, so... It's hilarious for me of the translators being "damn this name is difficult, we're gonna call him Faust"

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 5 лет назад

      Is that book series good?

  • @jackmazeika5594
    @jackmazeika5594 5 лет назад +332

    The horned king was an animatronic in one of Tokyo Disney’s attractions. It was ball-retractingly TERRIFYING.

    • @tinarivota716
      @tinarivota716 5 лет назад +8

      At least that girgy wasn't one

    • @botanicus2921
      @botanicus2921 5 лет назад +15

      Jack Mazeika ah, a fellow defunctlandien

    • @coreythepeanut
      @coreythepeanut 5 лет назад +2

      Great

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 лет назад +10

      Isn't the Horned King some sort of Lich?

    • @spartandud3
      @spartandud3 2 года назад +4

      Just googled it and holy shit that's amazing.

  • @oren1305
    @oren1305 4 года назад +136

    "They're very merrily getting away!" That's the only way I _want_ to get away.
    The water hurting the Horned King implies he's a Lich, which can can hurt by water.
    Man, this movie will always be a childhood favourite, but I really didn't notice how annoying Gurgi was when I was four.

  • @wukongamatics2748
    @wukongamatics2748 5 лет назад +447

    Ok, let me clear this mess up. The king from the intro is Arawn, he’s the original villain from the books, the Horned King was just one of his generals. This film is actually two books smashed together, “The Book of Three” and “The Black Cauldron”. One of the most important characters, Gwdion (basically King Arthur) is completely cut out. So is Arawn’s predecessor, Achren, yet another crucial character.. So basically, two books were smashed together, they cut out half the important characters. Arawn is replaced because horns. Yes, because Disney thought villains with horns were cooler, look it up.
    R.I.P. Lloyd Alexander

    • @Obstreperous_Octopus
      @Obstreperous_Octopus 4 года назад +30

      I didn't know it was a book. Or three books. Or half of two separate books.
      Is this a "the books were better" scenario? I have to say, I'm kinda interested.

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 4 года назад +37

      @@Obstreperous_Octopus : It's a series of five novels (and a collection of short stories), only the first two were the source material. Although inasmuch as Arawn and the Cauldron-Born aren't defeated until the last book, I'd say that this movie is a mash of _three_ books. And the books are definitely better.

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 4 года назад +11

      (By the way, it's ‘Gwydion’.)

    • @JaniacTheHedgehog
      @JaniacTheHedgehog 4 года назад +6

      Why does this sound like LotR?

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 4 года назад +42

      @@JaniacTheHedgehog : Well, they're both high fantasy. Lloyd Alexander based his books on Welsh mythology, but he couldn't help but be influenced by Tolkien, who revitalized that whole genre. And while Tolkien mostly used Germanic mythology as his inspiration, he pulled in a lot of stuff from everywhere across Europe, including some Welsh stuff. Indeed, just as Alexander couldn't help but be influenced by Tolkien, Tolkien couldn't help but be influenced by the legends of King Arthur, which were originally Welsh. So it's all connected.

  • @_NIKOS9_NIKOS
    @_NIKOS9_NIKOS 5 лет назад +319

    You know, out of all the disney movies out there I think that The Black Cauldron is the one that could actually use a live action remake.Hell they could just adapt the books that the movie was based on.

    • @glowworm2
      @glowworm2 5 лет назад +17

      That and the Sword in the Stone--which was also loosely based off of a series of books as well.

    • @angusng816
      @angusng816 5 лет назад +4

      Except Sword and the Stone is a better movie than this.

    • @APPictures9
      @APPictures9 5 лет назад +5

      @@glowworm2 The Sword In The Stone is already getting a remake only for the Disney+ service.

    • @TheBatShade
      @TheBatShade 5 лет назад +13

      I have though this for years the books were actually good, but the cartoon did a terrible job of adapting the books. I would love to see a live action version of The Chronicles of Prydain done right

    • @doctordisney5755
      @doctordisney5755 5 лет назад +5

      I also think that two movies that really need a live action remake are treasure planet and Atlantis

  • @Boltizar49
    @Boltizar49 5 лет назад +232

    “How did he never get a Disney ride?”
    Ohoho, poor naive Critic.
    Not really for the Black Cauldron alone, Tokyo Disney used to have a haunted tour that used the Horned King very prominently. He’s basically the final boss that a little kid would be selected from the audience to fight.
    I saw it on Defunctland, it was super awesome but unfortunately not around anymore. Now it’s a Disney Princess tour.

    • @DiceFTW273
      @DiceFTW273 5 лет назад +3

      That's "The Horned King's Ride", not Talwim's ride.

    • @FoxieRoxie365
      @FoxieRoxie365 5 лет назад

      Boltizar nooo

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 лет назад +4

      So................... Not only did he have the look of a Raid Boss....... HE WAS...... Technically a raid boss in the Japan park

    • @carterd7460
      @carterd7460 5 лет назад +1

      Defunctland is awesome

    • @darreylhenderson8979
      @darreylhenderson8979 5 лет назад +1

      There was also a castle show that included Maleficent to promote the release of this film.

  • @panelledsquid9890
    @panelledsquid9890 4 года назад +215

    "Pickles" is called Fflewddur Fflam, however the pronunciation of Fflewddur's name is wrong. "Dd" in Welsh is the same as "Ff", both produce the sound "fuh" so the characters pronunciation should be "Flewfur Flam".
    Princess Eilonwy's name is a mix between "Eilon" which means fawn, and "wy" which means water. Also, according to the book's, Eilonwy's parents are dead, making her a queen and not a princess.
    Taran in an earlier version of The Black Cauldron (film) was significantly more violent, using the sword to cut and kill many of the King's guards.
    Gurgi exists because comic relief will forever be the darkest stain of cinema. The character in the book appeared more closer to a monkey and used weapons such as swords and bows.

    • @Sigismund697
      @Sigismund697 4 года назад +19

      I recently read the book
      they did the characters so wrong

    • @mt5032
      @mt5032 4 года назад +9

      Actually "Dd" in Welsh is pronounced like "Th", like in the words That or Then. So it's pronounced Fflewthir Flam

    • @johnbones3455
      @johnbones3455 3 года назад +6

      All of that sounds fucking awesome and I want to beat Katsenburg with Gurgi for denying us anything closer to that than this.

    • @joseffjones4575
      @joseffjones4575 3 года назад +2

      With elonwys name what language are you using to translate the meaning of the name? Because 'wy' does not mean water in Welsh water in welsh is 'dŵr', 'Wy' is egg in Welsh

    • @thekingsbard6132
      @thekingsbard6132 3 года назад +2

      You clearly don't speak Welsh at all. "Eilon" doesn't mean "fawn"; it isn't a word at all; "wy" isn't a word either, and the word for water is "dŵr".

  • @emperorpicard7222
    @emperorpicard7222 5 лет назад +457

    I'll stick up for Gurgi.
    He's an obnoxious hairball with no social aptitude. He's also friendly and sociable but desperate for companionship and has little or no sense of self worth. When he finally found someone willing to tolerate him for a few days, he barely hesitates sacrificing himself to save them with no expectation that he'd be brought back, not for the least reason that he believed that he had no friends.
    Seems pretty relatable to someone with depression and social anxiety.

    • @renatocorvaro6924
      @renatocorvaro6924 5 лет назад +32

      Legit.

    • @griffh7747
      @griffh7747 5 лет назад +44

      It’s the voice that annoys me, not his character. That voice is so pitched that it feels like my ears are gonna bleed.

    • @emperorpicard7222
      @emperorpicard7222 5 лет назад +44

      @@griffh7747 Well, yeah. He's annoying. I said that. I was just giving my reason for not lumping him in with truly useless anti-characters like Jar Jar Binks. Can't bring myself to hate the little guy.

    • @pablogonzalez7412
      @pablogonzalez7412 5 лет назад +1

      Fuck that thing

    • @leirawhitehart1236
      @leirawhitehart1236 5 лет назад

      I am your 100th like. :)

  • @NewAgeComix
    @NewAgeComix 5 лет назад +280

    Dude Malcolm doing the intro to the film? More of that please!

    • @RDeathmark
      @RDeathmark 5 лет назад +8

      I thought the same thing! I was expecting the comment section to be full of such comments but yours was the first I found in at least 10

  • @YesterdaysMoose
    @YesterdaysMoose 5 лет назад +271

    The art style of this movie is so much like *Don Bluth* that I used to think he animated it.

    • @SukiNoKoe
      @SukiNoKoe 5 лет назад +17

      THAT'S CAUSE HE DID AND GOT NO CREDIT.

    • @75aces97
      @75aces97 5 лет назад +17

      It was in development so long that Bluth was probably still with Disney animation when it started.

  • @terrorcop101
    @terrorcop101 4 года назад +75

    I'll have you know I liked Black Cauldron and the books were good too.
    You know why Taren isn't a Disney princess? Because he doesn't get a high-pitched musical number.

  • @Loremastrful
    @Loremastrful 5 лет назад +415

    The Black Cauldron's fatal flaw is lack of conflict. We have a vague but workable goal for the villain. But no real goal for the heroes. Compare this with Fellowship of the Ring. Sauron wants the ring, to plunge the world into darkness. Frodo doesn't want his world plunged into darkness. So both take action to achieve their respective goals. Sauron sends the Nazgul. Frodo takes the ring to Bree, and onward to Rivendell and so on. In Cauldron, the Horned King wants the Cauldron. (It would help if we knew what he needed an undead army over the army he already has.) But what do our heroes want? To keep the pig alive? To stop this Army of Darkness? Good storytelling needs conflict.
    I'd fix it this way. 1) The pig doesn't see the future. He can find anything. Maybe its a truffle hunting pig and that's how its power became know. The Horned King still wants the pig, but its more directly tied to his goals. 2) Make Princess Calla (I refuse to call El by her name because of my long standing feud with the Welsh language) the descendant of the Evil King. Princess or scullery maid doesn't matter. She is linked to the legacy of the cauldron. 3) Start the story with her in the dungeon and she engineers her own escape. In her escape, she comes across Cavin and Chaucer and they WORK together to escape. But Cavin is serious about rescuing the pig. It's only after they escape, that the Horned king makes himself known. He punishes the guards and sends his dragons after them.
    Now you have a story. You have conflict, mystery, action in the escape. now you're good to go.

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 5 лет назад +6

      Sounds better

    • @sneakysneakyraccoon8538
      @sneakysneakyraccoon8538 5 лет назад +28

      Actually Taran wanted to stop the Horned King in the beginning of the movie and was implied that the horned king has been around for a long time causing mayhem. Henwen was just a plot device to not only push Taran into that direction, but also to confirm the cauldron existent since the horned king had doubts about it "so it does exists!" When the horned king finally know the cauldron does exist, Taran wanted to destroy it to prevent the horned king from using it. The conflict for the hero was to stop the horned king from taking over the world by either not confirming the cauldron's existence or destroying the cauldron. Because as stated in the prologue, you can not only raise the army of dead, but also command the army to take over the world, this was shown how that was later in the film when the dead army seems invisible since it can turned living beings into dead skeletons (a scene that was cut out of the film). Also the horned king state this: "How long I have thirst to be a god among mortal men."
      There's more to it than having a story, you also need to be executed well, while your idea may seem like a story it is not guaranteed to be executed well. There is also no significance to your Calla's character either. Since the horned kings knows the pig can find the cauldron, there is no need to keep her alive especially long enough for her to make an escape. A story not only need's conflict, but also, character interaction, character development, climax, exposition, beginning, middle, and end. Your idea only has ideas and a beginning that's it.

    • @wrinkleintime4257
      @wrinkleintime4257 5 лет назад +25

      Rahsaan Footman they tried to squish a whole book series into a one hour movie. And named it after the second book when it was about the first book. It was an all around mess :’) A pretty mess but messy all the same

    • @kieranmorford5584
      @kieranmorford5584 5 лет назад +9

      Better solution, simply make it like the incredible book series.

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 5 лет назад

      @@icecreamhero2375 To say it sounds better is a friggin' understatement tbh. It sounds like an ACTUAL high fantasy to me.

  • @sokumotanaka9271
    @sokumotanaka9271 5 лет назад +553

    "Well nobody likes black caulron, but that doesn't mean you don't like black cauldron."
    "What the HELL does that mean!?"
    I died of laughter at that moment.

    • @kishinasura1989
      @kishinasura1989 5 лет назад +32

      It's complicated

    • @takuansoho5836
      @takuansoho5836 5 лет назад +15

      For me it was Malcolm at 21:36 , he's becoming my favorite part of those critics ^^

  • @kevinlarson9732
    @kevinlarson9732 5 лет назад +643

    "You bring news, of the cookies"
    "You bring news, of Wala-Wala Washington"
    "You bring news, of the Nummy Muffin cocoa butter"
    😂😂😂

    • @josephrowe849
      @josephrowe849 5 лет назад +16

      You bring news of the death of Luke Perry!
      You bring news of the upcoming Elton John biopic Rocketman!
      You bring news of the series finale of You're the Worst.

    • @enderfire1st_404
      @enderfire1st_404 5 лет назад +28

      You bring news, of the Gummi Bears
      You bring news, of Ponyville
      You bring news, of the Gnomes
      You bring news, of Blue's Clue
      You bring news, of the Care Bears

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 лет назад +9

      @@enderfire1st_404 The last one is the absolute best because I know absolutely that was said officially in some form of media

    • @dragonkeeper19600
      @dragonkeeper19600 5 лет назад +20

      "You bring news... of the puppy?"
      "You bring news... of the chocolate pudding?"
      "You bring news... of the pogo sticks?"
      "You bring news... of the berri-?"
      *Wood Nymph voice in the distance* "MY BERRIES????"

    • @marquis911
      @marquis911 5 лет назад

      You bring news, of Fflewdurr Fflamm?

  • @MomoTvT
    @MomoTvT 4 года назад +145

    9:59 You missed a “Rrrrrhuematism” joke

  • @Markimark151
    @Markimark151 5 лет назад +691

    This movie had so much potential, Disney just poorly executed the story for Black Cauldron. The Horned King would’ve been a great villain if Disney didn’t cut so much screen time of the violent scenes.

    • @alexbenjaminlubbers
      @alexbenjaminlubbers 5 лет назад +21

      I doubt the uncut version would have made it to Toon Disney and become a big part of my childhood.

    • @waddupjd
      @waddupjd 5 лет назад +15

      That one frame with the pig's face at 15:30 still gets me XD

    • @Markimark151
      @Markimark151 5 лет назад +6

      WorkInProgress yes it would be a great idea for Disney to try making it better! Even when it was on Toon Disney, it was still good, even Dark Crystal was once shown on Disney Channel.

    • @antwanscott97
      @antwanscott97 5 лет назад +2

      Black Cauldron=Disney's Chris Benoit

    • @droig
      @droig 5 лет назад +5

      @@Markimark151 I always seem to forget that dark crystal is a Disney movie. I had watched and owed it for years on vhs before I realized.

  • @ChristionGirl45
    @ChristionGirl45 5 лет назад +526

    "Well nobody likes Black Cauldron. But, that doesn't mean you don't like Black Cauldron"
    "What the hell does that mean?!?!" Honestly my favorite part! 😂😂
    Holy cow! 524 likes! Thanks for all the likes!!

  • @hobbitfan8686
    @hobbitfan8686 5 лет назад +100

    6:20 Fun Fact: the narrator describing the Caldron is the legendary actor & director, John Huston. He is also best know by Tolkien fans as the voice of Gandalf from the 1977 Rankin/Bass animated version of The Hobbit & 1980’s The Return of the King.
    Hint hint: please review both these animated films in the future!

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 5 лет назад +7

      He did an "Old vs. New" episode about both versions of The Lord of the Rings a long time ago.

    • @hobbitfan8686
      @hobbitfan8686 5 лет назад +4

      Louis Duarte But not the Rankin/Bass versions. And he needs to & should do an Old vs. New review of the animated 1977 The Hobbit versus the live action 2012-2014 The Hobbit Trilogy.

    • @1sliiver
      @1sliiver 5 лет назад +3

      @@hobbitfan8686 Dude...The 2012-2014 Hobbit Trilogy SUCKED. There...it's been reviewed.

    • @c.d.dailey8013
      @c.d.dailey8013 5 лет назад +1

      @@hobbitfan8686 That is an interesting idea. IMO the Peter Jackson version of the Hobbit wins by a landslide.

    • @elfiefromangelcity6142
      @elfiefromangelcity6142 5 лет назад +1

      I love me some Rankin Bass Hobbit.

  • @michaelshell8897
    @michaelshell8897 Год назад +474

    Gurgi may be annoying as hell, but honestly, the fact that he selflessly sacrificed his life to save the world deserves some respect.

  • @starfallentertainment9131
    @starfallentertainment9131 5 лет назад +219

    "Put a piece of sugar in and wait for a bug to fly in"
    Didn't the witch say it had to be WILLING to sacrifice itself.

    • @theecourtofmadness
      @theecourtofmadness 5 лет назад +42

      Pretty sure you're right. By the lore, I don't think it would count if you baited/trained any kind of animal to enter the cauldron. Even if the creature entered on its own power, it would need to possess the mental capacity to understand that it will die, what good will come of it, and decide that losing its life is worth the good it will do. Thus any non-sentient being wouldn't count.

    • @dafroakie9984
      @dafroakie9984 5 лет назад +27

      All the movie line said was that it had to willingly go into the cauldron. Not that it had to know about its own sacrifice.

    • @joghnythegurue2710
      @joghnythegurue2710 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, that's like saying "To summon the dark lord of the abyss one must take the life of another sentient being beneath the light of the moon" and then killing a cockroach in the middle of the day since moonlight is just reflected sunlight, then crying about it not making sense of being rational when it doesn't work!

    • @archivistvault
      @archivistvault 4 года назад +2

      Well... the fly is WILLING to enter the cauldron for the sugar cube. Idk the rules must be analized deeper in other storys or in a remake of this.

    • @deadtempleknight.6332
      @deadtempleknight.6332 4 года назад

      @@archivistvault it willingly entered, it wasn't willingly sacrificing itself, thats the binding word

  • @robertlauncher
    @robertlauncher 5 лет назад +145

    In the book, the evil king is the main antagonist, isn’t trapped in the Cauldron, and his name is Arawn. Also the Horned King is his warlord who goes around burning people in wicker baskets.

    • @ezrastardust3124
      @ezrastardust3124 2 года назад +3

      Sounds like a much more interesting character tbh
      I gotta read this book

  • @michaelplurad4879
    @michaelplurad4879 5 лет назад +596

    Wasn’t the reason why Don Bluth left Disney was because his ideas were considered too dark and creepy?

    • @theawesomebat1244
      @theawesomebat1244 5 лет назад +60

      Michael Plurad
      No. Disney only rejected his idea to do an animated adaptation of ‘The Secret of NIMH’ before the idea was agreed at Metro Goldwyn Mayer.

    • @LordMoonshadowGaGa
      @LordMoonshadowGaGa 5 лет назад +37

      Which is odd because his next film would be A Troll in Central Park. Weird.

    • @theawesomebat1244
      @theawesomebat1244 5 лет назад +31

      TheNerdyBirdyShow
      No. It was An American Tail (1986).
      A Troll in Central Park was in 1994

    • @Tornado1994
      @Tornado1994 4 года назад +8

      Bluth left because Disney's Son-in-Law Ronald Miller was an idiot.

    • @Dravianpn02
      @Dravianpn02 4 года назад +32

      He left because he didn’t like where Disney was going leadership wise.

  • @JanSternicki
    @JanSternicki 4 года назад +197

    Everyone in comments: Gorgi sounds like Gollum/jar jar
    Me: Gorgi sounds like Stitch after smoking whole cigarett factory

    • @wanderer953
      @wanderer953 4 года назад +6

      But he does have some similar speech patterns.

    • @Sigismund697
      @Sigismund697 4 года назад +3

      and in the books he IS Gollum

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 года назад +5

      He sounds like Jar Jar if he inhaled a whole big tank of helium.

    • @SprigPlantar3728
      @SprigPlantar3728 2 года назад +4

      You got me wheezing at 12 am

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 года назад +2

      @@LadyOnikara And got covered in honey and hair like Doofenshmirtz at the end of that one episode of Phineas and Ferb (where Candace has a bad haircut and the two of them have to fix it before she has to attend a benefit).

  • @JamesTullos
    @JamesTullos 5 лет назад +476

    That toaster will haunt my dreams.

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 лет назад +14

      Annoying Orange looks to have gotten worse in the later years

    • @stormstrider1990
      @stormstrider1990 5 лет назад +9

      It looks like it came straight from the Annoying Orange.

    • @AELGamer
      @AELGamer 5 лет назад +2

      I think you mean NIGHTMARES!!!!!

    • @OkIpullup394
      @OkIpullup394 5 лет назад +6

      That toaster is already haunting my dreams

    • @TheAnchorArmsChad
      @TheAnchorArmsChad 5 лет назад

      That's why I played the Nightmare Face music

  • @ewok0075
    @ewok0075 5 лет назад +390

    This is the Disney film that could benefit from a live action remake. It has flaws and those can be improved upon. Beauty and the Beast is flawless yet gets a subpar remake

    • @playererror4044
      @playererror4044 5 лет назад +25

      Yeah, but the original Beauty and the Beast made money and people know and like it. This film... Most people don't know that Disney made this film (and in their defence if you lost out to The Care Bears movie would you admit it existed?)
      Also while I can see you could get a decent movie out of a remake of this I'd rather see Atlantis the lost empire get one. Who doesnt want to see a giant robot lobster in live action?

    • @stephenwells6434
      @stephenwells6434 5 лет назад +12

      A few years ago Disney actually reacquired the rights to the Prydain series with the intent to remake The Black Cauldron. I haven't heard anything since so I presume that project is dead.

    • @ThePa1riot
      @ThePa1riot 5 лет назад +9

      Actually YES PLEASE! With the tone of something like the Jungle Book or Maleficent, a Black Cauldron remake could be something really special.

    • @mistermoo7602
      @mistermoo7602 5 лет назад

      Marvelously said Ulick.

    • @ThePa1riot
      @ThePa1riot 5 лет назад +4

      Unicorn Bunny The Lord of the Rings trilogy is live action fantasy and it’s one of the best film series of all time.

  • @amyschildgamerlive4519
    @amyschildgamerlive4519 5 лет назад +127

    To be fair princess ionway?(I cant spell her name lol) is technically the first Disney princess to actively NOT be a damsel. Heck in her very first scene she's saving the main character as opposed to the other way around (she led him out of the area he was stuck in)

    • @Gambit771
      @Gambit771 Год назад

      She's also a massive bitch, just like all modern Disney princess'.

    • @jeremycarnes1656
      @jeremycarnes1656 Год назад +5

      Eonwe, I think. It's been a long time since I read those books.

    • @ErinDeBuitleir
      @ErinDeBuitleir 10 месяцев назад +1

      *Eilonwy☺️

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 4 года назад +306

    NC:”Director’s Kids,or,Producer’s Kids?”
    me:Probably Both

    • @ThompsonMSM
      @ThompsonMSM 3 года назад +4

      No, that's Bebe's kids

    • @tealnoise
      @tealnoise 3 года назад +1

      Comment s'more why don't ya

  • @Dhorannis
    @Dhorannis 5 лет назад +217

    Well, the names are Welsh (and not even pronounced that great). But how is anyone out of Wales supposed to know how to pronounce the name Fflewddur Fflam?

    • @monsterhanna6691
      @monsterhanna6691 4 года назад +26

      I'm still calling him Pickles. 😂

    • @river_the_nb
      @river_the_nb 4 года назад +12

      I just use Pickles (even though I speak some Welsh)

    • @andresacosta4832
      @andresacosta4832 4 года назад +10

      In case anyone is curious, it'd be "Fleother Flam" or something along those lines.
      ...I just study Welsh phonology as a hobby.

    • @shio_juniper
      @shio_juniper 3 года назад +5

      I think if someone makes an adaptation of something Welsh, they *should* know how to pronounce names. It's basic respect.

    • @melissalayson7275
      @melissalayson7275 3 года назад

      @@monsterhanna6691 I'm with the Nostalgia Critic I'm just going to call him Pickles from now on.

  • @justinspeaks.1652
    @justinspeaks.1652 5 лет назад +96

    The Horned King straight up gave me nightmares as a kid.
    Still loved the movie though, despite its flaws.

    • @broEye1
      @broEye1 5 лет назад

      Ever read the books? I had the misfortune of only seeing this a few years ago after having read the series multiple times.

  • @annabunovsky5628
    @annabunovsky5628 5 лет назад +291

    Black Cauldron: I'm the darkest, edgiest Disney project that took the most risks!
    Return To Oz, Hunchback, Pinocchio, Bambi, Night on Bald Mountain, Sleepy Hollow: You're adorable.

    • @deathglock496
      @deathglock496 5 лет назад +10

      Don't forget the hunchback of notre dame.

    • @Maroon33
      @Maroon33 5 лет назад +7

      Sonic The hedgehog he said that.

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 5 лет назад

      No argument here

    • @wiseguy01
      @wiseguy01 4 года назад +23

      The original cut of the Black Cauldron was much darker than ALL of those you mentioned. It had Terran killing people on screen and brutal deaths with flesh being melted from bones, lol. In fact, the original cut of this movie scared the test audience into fleeing from the theater. The Black Cauldron, without being edited for kids, would have been Disney's first R rated film in its original format.

    • @Delihlah
      @Delihlah 4 года назад +13

      @@wiseguy01 honestly I desperately want to see the first version 😂 my cruel dark heart wants it

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 4 года назад +215

    Gun That Never Misses,or,a Sword That Can Kick Ass on Its Own?I Pick The Sword,I Mean What if There’s Only 1 Bullet in The Gun,I Don’t Wanna Risk Wasting it

    • @JA9339
      @JA9339 3 года назад +8

      Well the wording is only the gun doesn’t miss, the bullets still could

    • @MASTERM016
      @MASTERM016 3 года назад +3

      Not if you specifically intend to shoot “anything and everything I would use this gun to shoot if I had it for the rest of my life”.

    • @SatanicBarbeque
      @SatanicBarbeque 3 года назад +4

      You can still throw the gun if you waste the one bullet. It never misses after all. But yeah, maybe pick the sword.

    • @lareskovest8681
      @lareskovest8681 2 года назад

      Just buy more bullets dingus

  • @Luxito_DeWarlock
    @Luxito_DeWarlock 5 лет назад +271

    “Don’t be Howard the duck” Best quote of 2019. And 2019 just started

  • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
    @TheFrugalVideoGamer 5 лет назад +203

    I really want to see a review of either "The Last Unicorn" or "Flight of Dragons" on here at some point.

    • @Cerdo_asqueroso
      @Cerdo_asqueroso 5 лет назад

      I don't know neither of them

    • @RhiannaCH
      @RhiannaCH 4 года назад

      I love the l

    • @Obstreperous_Octopus
      @Obstreperous_Octopus 4 года назад +2

      I'm sure Schmendrick was at this award ceremony.

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 года назад +1

      The Frugal Videogamer What’s Flight Of The Dragons?

    • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
      @TheFrugalVideoGamer 4 года назад +9

      For those who don't know either
      Here's the opening for "Flight of Dragons" - ruclips.net/video/wJFcQiixYFg/видео.html
      And the 25th Anniversary Trailer for "The Last Unicorn" - ruclips.net/video/BpPy8TAGglA/видео.html
      Both are Rankin-Bass productions, used an animation team which had members of what later became Studio Ghibli, and while the former was a bit cheesy at times, "The Last Unicorn" had Christopher Lee showing up to recordings with a dog-eared copy of the book as he wanted to be sure the production included certain scenes. Also, TLU was rated G despite having two instances of "Damn".

  • @c.w.simpsonproductions1230
    @c.w.simpsonproductions1230 5 лет назад +183

    Fun fact: Disney is making a live action reboot of this film, only now they’re gonna follow the original book series.

    • @brendanforester4601
      @brendanforester4601 5 лет назад +10

      I love this movie, but that might be interesting.

    • @peteynutt4104
      @peteynutt4104 5 лет назад +25

      Damn. This will be the most hardcore Disney live action since pirates.

    • @anonymousgoblin792
      @anonymousgoblin792 5 лет назад +3

      Your lying!

    • @OkIpullup394
      @OkIpullup394 5 лет назад +1

      Oh god no

    • @donutchan8114
      @donutchan8114 5 лет назад +25

      I'd rather they reanimate it but disney 2d theatrical animation is dead

  • @juliacortez5516
    @juliacortez5516 4 года назад +68

    When I watched this movie when I was little, I didn't realize how whiny Taran was. At least Kylo wasn't constantly complaining.

    • @JRGProjects
      @JRGProjects 3 года назад +3

      Luke too in Episode 4.

    • @RYMAN1321
      @RYMAN1321 3 года назад +5

      Aw, I actually kind of liked Kylo Ren. Sure he's no Darth Vader but I still got invested in him maybe in part to Adam Driver's performance.

  • @CRAZYGREGFILMS
    @CRAZYGREGFILMS 5 лет назад +322

    You sure that little guy isn't a representation of Golum? lol. He sounds more like Golum.

    • @OmarAlikaj
      @OmarAlikaj 5 лет назад +12

      In fact, PhantomStrider compared him to both Jarjar Binks and Gollum.

    • @christiegreenwood2642
      @christiegreenwood2642 5 лет назад +15

      He sounds exactly like Gollum.

    • @christiegreenwood2642
      @christiegreenwood2642 5 лет назад

      @@SatanenPerkele True. Hadn't thought of that.

    • @NostalgiNorden
      @NostalgiNorden 5 лет назад

      .Gollum

    • @RelativelyBest
      @RelativelyBest 5 лет назад +4

      Black Cauldron is from 1985, and as far as I know the only voiced version of Gollum predating him is from the 1977 animated Lord of the Rings movie, who notably sounded quite different from the Serkis version. As such this is probably a coincidence, and if anything it seems more likely Serkis based his performance on Gurgi. (As weird of a thought as that may seem.)
      Regarding whether or not Gurgi the literary character (1964) was in any way inspired by Gollum from the LotR books (first appear in 1937, in The Hobbit) that's anyone's guess. It's been ages since I actually read the Chronicles of Prydain so I don't really recall much about the original Gurgi, though apparently his main characteristics were extreme loyalty, humility, and showing great care for his friends. (Which I suppose makes him kind of an anti-Gollum.) I suspect he may actually have been intended to come across as literally a talking dog.
      Notably, Lloyd Alexander, the author, claimed Gurgi just sorta appeared fully formed in his mind one day. (This does not exclude subconscious inspirations, however.)

  • @dvader518
    @dvader518 5 лет назад +69

    This is actually based on the first two books of The Chronicles of Prydain: The Book of Three and The Black Cauldron.
    It’s essentially to Wales what Middle-earth is to England.
    There was also a video game adaptation of the movie by Sierra in the style of King’s Quest but more accessible to kids since the F1 etc. keys were used instead of a text parser.
    Also, the Princess is only a Princess as that’s what she was in the books.
    I’m going to get stoned for this but I don’t think I found Gurgi annoying.
    Then again, I think it’s been 25 years since I saw it.

    • @MusicaNota
      @MusicaNota 5 лет назад +2

      I didn't think Gurgi was annoying either, but I admittedly loved this film as a child

    • @AlexCarson
      @AlexCarson 5 лет назад +2

      I read the Book of Three in middle school and actually enjoyed the story a lot because of it. I definitely don't remember it being like the film at all, but some of the film's visuals are still nice to see.

    • @judymcclenny9549
      @judymcclenny9549 5 лет назад +1

      I got choked up when Gergy sacrificed himself, too.

  • @ZeroGForce
    @ZeroGForce 5 лет назад +95

    How does one describe Gurgi's voice? Let me count the ways.
    It's like... imagine Smeagol trying to do his best impression of Donald Duck.
    Imagine trying to produce a Shakespearean play, except the lead actor is constantly getting strangled.
    Imagine trying to recite poetry while you're in the middle of pushing out a shit roughly half as thick as a tree trunk that never wants to pinch off.

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 5 лет назад +7

      I lost it at the last description

    • @alphabetaed3007
      @alphabetaed3007 5 лет назад +5

      Imagine if Dobby and Kreacher from Harry Potter were one house elf while chewing sand paper.

    • @alphabetaed3007
      @alphabetaed3007 5 лет назад +3

      Imagine if Whitey from Eight Crazy Nights inhaled Sulfur Hexaflouride

    • @alphabetaed3007
      @alphabetaed3007 5 лет назад +3

      Imagine Alvin the Chipmunk corrupted by Saurons Ring.

    • @MasterCharlie104
      @MasterCharlie104 5 лет назад +4

      Imagine if Megaman from Captian N smoked an entire Marlboro factory then swallowed several pieces of broken glass.

  • @artlygalkd3502
    @artlygalkd3502 4 года назад +123

    "Is anyone named bob in this movie? Look, there's Harrin kapapa! Theres gukagipu of shupipipthu! Behold, obnoxity of shutup!"
    That bit gets me every time X''D

  • @daneyal7162
    @daneyal7162 5 лет назад +826

    So...we get remakes of the classics, which didn't need any remakes at all...and THIS ONE is left untouched for years...
    HUH?!?!?!?!?

    • @misseli1
      @misseli1 5 лет назад +38

      Don't worry, I'm sure Disney will get around to it eventually. They're trying to extend their copyright on their properties.

    • @ghostuscoyote
      @ghostuscoyote 5 лет назад +23

      It would be too much to ask for Disney to erase the Gurgi character though, so I don't want a remake bringing him back again! Even as a young kid I hated that annoying piece of trash and he ruined the movie for me.

    • @mebanks-smith9079
      @mebanks-smith9079 5 лет назад +15

      @@misseli1 idk if its about that. They havent redone bambi but did lion king, which doesn't need that. Its less than 30 years old. Bami is like, 75 years old, which thats more reasonable to re do. I think its only for money

    • @orppranator5230
      @orppranator5230 5 лет назад +3

      Making copies of golden geese.

    • @Delihlah
      @Delihlah 4 года назад +4

      @@ghostuscoyote I thought he was cute tbh lol

  • @loukritiablack3573
    @loukritiablack3573 5 лет назад +203

    "But Dolbin, why won't you come with me?"
    "Rrrrrreumatism!!!!!"
    Did only I expect this?

    • @brendanforester4601
      @brendanforester4601 5 лет назад +3

      Nope. XD

    • @DeltaSpider_
      @DeltaSpider_ 5 лет назад +7

      That's exactly what I was thinking of when the Critic remarked on that part. Unfortunately, he thinks that his fans are sick of his older memes.

    • @brendanforester4601
      @brendanforester4601 5 лет назад +4

      @@DeltaSpider_ Yes, key words being "he thinks".

    • @pierreprtn4059
      @pierreprtn4059 5 лет назад +1

      what about lumbago this is a serious disease

    • @lookatthepicture4107
      @lookatthepicture4107 5 лет назад

      Yep

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 лет назад +377

    I don't care what anyone says, the Black Cauldron is a classic.
    *I'M A WARRIOR*

    • @edvance1030
      @edvance1030 5 лет назад +31

      When they said that the only way to stop the caudron was for someone to be sacrificed to it, I immediately thought "throw the dog in there".

    • @dariuswatson6298
      @dariuswatson6298 5 лет назад +16

      I agree, I love this film! A youtuber called Breadsword did a fantastic video on why it deserves to be seen as a Halloween classic.

    • @alexbenjaminlubbers
      @alexbenjaminlubbers 5 лет назад +14

      This film is gold!!!!

    • @alexbenjaminlubbers
      @alexbenjaminlubbers 5 лет назад +8

      @@dariuswatson6298 I actually watched that video!!!! Lol

    • @Obstreperous_Octopus
      @Obstreperous_Octopus 4 года назад +11

      It definitely had some really cool visuals, and the concept was interesting. It's one movie that would probably do well with a remake (in the right hands).

  • @613aristocrat
    @613aristocrat 4 года назад +134

    As someone who read through the entire Prydain chronicles, this movie was a big disappointment to me. I mean so many amazing moments left out, and wimpy moments left in! What were the screenwriters thinking?!

    • @joghnythegurue2710
      @joghnythegurue2710 4 года назад +3

      No offense but you're just making "the book was better" argument. That's like going to a restaurant, ordering lasagna and then saying you prefer your moms. Same basis, same ingredients different people and execution. Just a bit of a jerk move.

    • @KingCasual1986
      @KingCasual1986 4 года назад +3

      Just out of curiosity, how long are the books and which is book 1?

    • @jclkaytwo
      @jclkaytwo 4 года назад +17

      @@joghnythegurue2710 restaurants don't base their food off your mom's food, so that's not a suitable example.

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 3 года назад +2

      @@joghnythegurue2710 The problem is that this film was directed by Richard Rich, when has he directed a good film?

    • @MeepChangeling
      @MeepChangeling 2 года назад +2

      @@joghnythegurue2710 Incorrect, sir. If you're going to adapt a book into a film, you tell the author's story. If you want to tell your own story, you shouldn't adapt a book (unless you wrote it).

  • @lucienthefirst8649
    @lucienthefirst8649 5 лет назад +177

    Man... still can't believe John Hurt has passed away like 2 years ago. Atleast we can look back on his talent.

    • @ToonReel001
      @ToonReel001 5 лет назад +14

      Susan Sheridan, Princess Eloinwy's voice actress, died only a couple years earlier from that as well.

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 года назад +6

      LucienTheFirst He was amazing as The War Doctor!!! I really wished we got more episodes with him in it

    • @slanetroyard92
      @slanetroyard92 4 года назад +1

      @@ToonReel001 how she die?

    • @ToonReel001
      @ToonReel001 4 года назад +1

      @@slanetroyard92 I think it was cancer.

    • @slanetroyard92
      @slanetroyard92 4 года назад +2

      @@ToonReel001 wonder why it's always cancer.

  • @stormydragon2668
    @stormydragon2668 5 лет назад +462

    "Your names all sound like preservatives" Doug is shocked by all the Welsh names in this film adaptation of a Welsh novel.

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 5 лет назад +50

      Stormy Dragon To be honest we all forgot that Wales exists. I’m pretty most British people do as well.

    • @LoliceMe
      @LoliceMe 5 лет назад +25

      Lol, the most people know about Wales is that Diana was called the Princess of Wales.

    • @BunbunSutton
      @BunbunSutton 5 лет назад +16

      I didn’t know the names were Welsh 😅

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 5 лет назад +19

      I want to hear the film with specifically Welsh accents now, it might actually sound better.

    • @GrixieKong
      @GrixieKong 5 лет назад +13

      Silly Jorge. Wales is a fish not a country.

  • @sarafontanini7051
    @sarafontanini7051 5 лет назад +51

    I actually did have a long runnign theory that Ellonwyn WASN'T a princess but instead, much like our other protag, was so disatisfied by her actual job that she pretended to be a princess.
    notably, the Horned King doesn't call her Princess but instead calls her Scullery Maid.

    • @gRinchY-op5vr
      @gRinchY-op5vr 5 лет назад +7

      I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out there was a deleted scene of her revealing she wasn't a princess

    • @davidgantenbein9362
      @davidgantenbein9362 5 лет назад +3

      I had exactly the same idea when the Horned King said that line.

    • @michaelmiller3012
      @michaelmiller3012 5 лет назад +20

      It's kinda weird how that is supposed to be according to the books, actually. She is, in fact, a princess, but she was kidnapped as a baby by an evil sorceress. She never TELLS anyone she is a princess, though. That little tidbit is discovered by her friends later. Eilonwy actually has a very tragic back story.
      The reason for the kidnapping: Eilonwy's family line consists of very powerful female sorcerers wielding incredible magical powers, powers that are passed down mother-to-daughter (her kingdom was a Matriarchy). There are other magic wielders in the world, but the House of Llyr (Eilonwy's family) were truly exceptional. By the time of the Black Cauldron, Eilonwy is actually the last living member of that line, and the ancestral castle (due to an unspecified but relatively recent catastrophe) is about a mile offshore of the island they used to rule and partially flooded. The evil sorceress's plan: Raise Eilonwy to be her own personal magical super weapon and take over the known world.
      At the beginning of the first book in the series (The Book of Three - the Black Cauldron is the immediate follow up to it), Eilonwy believes that the evil sorceress is her Aunt, and they live together at a place called Spiral Castle. Eilonwy knows her "Aunt" is an evil sorceress, and despises her, but what can she do? Family, right?
      So one might ask, if the Sorceresses of the House of Llyr are so powerful, how was Eilonwy kidnapped in the first place? and also why didn't Angharad (Eilonwy's mother) use her awesome powers to find and rescue her daughter? Well to understand that you have to know that in the world of Prydain, magic both requires the caster to have innate magical potential and is realized by using complex incantations and rituals. The Llyr family spells are kept in a spellbook that requires illumination from a special magical light to even be read. Princess Angharad fled her kingdom to elope with a commoner, and took the family spellbook and magic light with her. At some point during their constant game of run and hide from the family, Angharad gave birth to Eilonwy, and her husband died. Rather than go back home and risk the utter rejection of her daughter, Angharad decided to tough it out and she kept her magic use very low-key (likely to avoid being recognized and captured, but this is never explicitly stated). It is at some point during this time that her own mother died and the unspecified disaster happened in the kingdom. It is likely that as far away from home as Angharad had managed to run, she didn't even know about it. And then Eilonwy was kidnapped and Angharad was brutally murdered while trying to find her missing daughter.
      So why didn't Angharad do an "Aw, fuck it" and use her magic before she died to find Eilonwy? Well, Eilonwy's bauble (the glowing ball that follows her around in the movie) IS the magical light required to read the spellbook. The bauble was magically bound to Eilonwy, and when she was kidnapped, the bauble automatically went with her, leaving Angharad with the now useless spellbook. The evil sorceress had assumed that the bauble was all that was required for the family spells and only realized her mistake when it was far too late. The spellbook vanished with Angharad and Eilonwy would not have access to the powerful and unique spells she was heir to. So the evil sorceress went to Plan B and tried to teach Eilonwy her own spells while always looking out for any sign of the lost House of Llyr spellbook that contained the super-premium stuff (spoiler alert: it gets found and abused in a later book). The problem with this plan was that most of the sorceress's spells were of the "inflict pain and suffering" and "make myself beautiful" variety, and Eilonwy, not naturally being very vain or inclined towards being evil, didn't really care for them. Thus her efforts in learning them were minimal. Of course, being a good person raised alone by an evil sorceress made Eilonwy's personality... odd.
      Taran and Flewdur Fflam were not rescued by Eilonwy from the Horned King's dungeons, they were rescued from the evil sorceress's. And Eilonwy did it to annoy her "Aunt". When they got lost in the ancient and unexplored tunnels under Spiral Castle and found the sword, removing it from the crypt caused the castle to collapse (via curse), theoretically killing the evil sorceress (spoiler alert: it didn't), and Eilonwy became homeless. At the end of the Book of Three, Dalben (the old man from the movie, and a potent sorcerer in his own right) offers to let her live with him and Taran while he attempts to make better arrangements for her, more suited to her rank (these arrangements actually sort of come to fruition in the third book, The Castle of Llyr, when she is sent off to learn how to be a proper lady and there is an attempt to wed her into the family that subsequently assumed the rule of her kingdom, thus legitimizing their rule). Her chores while living at Caer Dalben are the cooking and cleaning (make of that what you will). It is kind of a subtle gag throughout the Black Cauldron how many people really believe that she is nothing more than an orphan Scullery Maid.
      The books were very well written, and for the most part, everything that happens in them follows a logical progression. The problem with the movie is that it cuts out and changes so much stuff to fit into a single movie that the story is nearly incoherent. To properly do this book series justice would either require a full series or a film treatment like Lord of the Rings (not The Hobbit). There's just too much there to chop this into a 1.5 hour one-off film and have it make any sense. The movie we ended up with is a weird bastardization of about 3 or 4 chapters drawn from both The Book of Three and The Black Cauldron and kinda mixed together. That being said, I still mostly enjoyed the visual style and tone of the film.

    • @MrsSetsuna101
      @MrsSetsuna101 5 лет назад

      @@michaelmiller3012 huh. What's this series called again?

    • @michaelmiller3012
      @michaelmiller3012 5 лет назад +2

      @@MrsSetsuna101 The series is called the Chronicles of Prydain by Lloyd Alexander. The books are, in order: The Book of Three, The Black Cauldron, The Castle of Llyr, Taran Wanderer (personally my least favorite of the series), and The High King. He wrote a collection of short stories also set in Prydain called The Foundling, and the story of Princess Angharad's elopement is in there.

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 4 года назад +136

    Does Netflix Even Make DVDs Anymore?

    • @neildennis7294
      @neildennis7294 4 года назад +14

      Yes, they still rent by mail. Pay $7.99 a month and you can rent all the DVDs you want via your mailbox

    • @ernor15
      @ernor15 3 года назад +2

      ...Do they even give you the option to order the DVD? They used to, but I'd assumed that feature had long since been consigned to the Pit of Profiteering, aka, the Farm of Physical Media Flagellants. o.o

    • @leovk5779
      @leovk5779 3 года назад +2

      @Jake Rumschik Your dad is a hero of ancient times long forgotten.

    • @RYMAN1321
      @RYMAN1321 3 года назад

      @Jake Rumschik I still do as well.
      Sure, I can download the film or show from my Google play store, but once in a while the title is unavailable.

  • @isaacchung8985
    @isaacchung8985 5 лет назад +211

    that hellfire parody killed me

    • @kristaoconnors8878
      @kristaoconnors8878 5 лет назад +9

      Don't lie.
      The fat stripper was hot.

    • @14mespider9
      @14mespider9 5 лет назад +13

      @@kristaoconnors8878 "Don't shame me, it's my thing! I just love her rolls."

    • @dnightshade3257
      @dnightshade3257 5 лет назад +7

      @@14mespider9 Like Donuts! Jelly Donuts!

    • @jeckjeck3119
      @jeckjeck3119 5 лет назад +4

      We need full version, NOW!

  • @Sabatuar
    @Sabatuar 5 лет назад +62

    Sad thing is, the Prydain chronicles are a genuinely good series. This movie... really doesn't do the books justice. But that seems to be the case with a lot of book adaptations. Especially if it's a series rather than a single book.
    As for the names, that's what happens when someone tries to pronounce Welsh who doesn't speak it, and doesn't want to bother researching it.

    • @orion24601
      @orion24601 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah, I remember being disappointed by how far they strayed from the book. And while Taran was kind of whiny in the beginning, he grew considerably throughout the series. Of all the remakes Disney is doing right now, it would be nice to see a proper Book of Three film followed by a Black Cauldron that stays truer to the books.

    • @JanglesPrime999
      @JanglesPrime999 5 лет назад

      I bought the books after seeing the movie a few years ago. Tauren Wanderer fucken broke me. And the sacrifice of the harp ........I was crying

    • @Sabatuar
      @Sabatuar 5 лет назад +2

      @@orion24601 Yeah, that's a live action remake I'd consider seeing in theatres.

    • @DISTurbedwaffle918
      @DISTurbedwaffle918 5 лет назад

      The moment they said the Princess's name, I knew it had to be Welsh in origin. Welsh just has that distinct kind of spelling and pronunciation to make an English pronunciation of the same name sound like that

    • @eilonwyhewlett9513
      @eilonwyhewlett9513 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah. Tell me about the name thing.
      Look at mine.
      Ahem.

  • @laotasurfs1110
    @laotasurfs1110 5 лет назад +55

    Dudes, this movie actually *did* get a Disney park ride in Tokyo, one that I heard was pretty badass. Look up "Cinderella Castle Mystery Tour" -- yeah, "Cinderella Castle," it's a misdirection.

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 4 года назад +59

    Whenever NC Shows a Scene With Rob in it All I Can Focus on is His Lame Wig

  • @van8ryan
    @van8ryan 5 лет назад +605

    Actually it could've been improved with Tim Burton's concept designs (which he spent literally over two years coming up with conceptual art that was NEVER USED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

    • @aquiline-eagle9669
      @aquiline-eagle9669 5 лет назад +8

      van8ryan have any links?

    • @GraveRobbinJake
      @GraveRobbinJake 5 лет назад +31

      Or by ... Y'know... Following the book

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 5 лет назад +13

      @@GraveRobbinJake it's a book adaptation? :O

    • @xLazySlacker
      @xLazySlacker 5 лет назад +3

      I think it's part of a book series.

    • @JpK_23
      @JpK_23 5 лет назад +32

      @@xLazySlacker its a combination of the first two books of the "Chronicles of Prydain." "The Book of Three" and "The Black Cauldron" believe it or not the characters are rather accurate to how they START at the beginning of the series, but all gradually mature and grow into their roles, namely Taren.

  • @redphantomwolf6034
    @redphantomwolf6034 5 лет назад +221

    Time to watch another NC

  • @lyokocomicdubs
    @lyokocomicdubs 5 лет назад +89

    If I may.
    This should be the next Disney remake!
    Think about it Disney has been constantly remaking already hit Classics that nobody asked for who wanted on live action remake of Jungle Book, Beauty and the Beast, Lion King, Alice in Wonderland, those are Classics and they were ruined by live-action adaptations. Now look at the films that Disney has failed but still has potential Black Cauldron, Tron legacy, Sword in the Stone, National Treasure! These movies already had a fanbase going and most of them has Cult followings, etc. These are the films that they should be remaking currently but now they're trying to capitalize on their already hit classics.
    The Black Cauldron is literally one of them Disney films that should get a definite live-action remake!
    Here are good reasons why it could be successful!
    - have better writers
    - have better well written characters
    - Cut Out Gurgi (Obvious Choice)
    - make the main Protagonist more heroic
    - go deep into the lore of the books of this universe!
    - go even deeper with the darker themes and violence!
    - you don't even need to have an R-rating to do it, it could be PG-13 and it could still be violent as hell
    - Get a really good director!
    - and hey if it's successful make a Trilogy out of it (it could be the next Lord of the Rings!)
    - and if you're going for that around maybe even higher Peter Jackson or George Miller.
    And those are all my reasons why Black Cauldron should be the best Disney remake they could ever do

    • @filmfreakreacts2516
      @filmfreakreacts2516 5 лет назад +2

      OMilly's Comic Dubs if youre inferring that the Tron sequel is terrible. im calling the police

    • @lyokocomicdubs
      @lyokocomicdubs 5 лет назад +3

      @@filmfreakreacts2516 Tron legacy is one of my favorites Sequels, but a lot of people think that it's one of the worst films and I'm like thinking to myself how is it bad?
      So to respond to your question no it's not a bad sequel it's one of my favorite films of all time I even love the animated spin-off series Tron uprising which I'm desperately trying to revive but the help of a bunch of other RUclipsrs on the internet

    • @filmfreakreacts2516
      @filmfreakreacts2516 5 лет назад

      OMilly's Comic Dubs scared me there. Michael Sheen. the visual effects. Daft Punk score

    • @mushroomhead3619
      @mushroomhead3619 5 лет назад

      No I love Gurgi! He's cute!

    • @lyokocomicdubs
      @lyokocomicdubs 5 лет назад +1

      @@mushroomhead3619 Gurgi Sucks

  • @NoahDaArk
    @NoahDaArk 4 года назад +518

    “When she sees something so terrible she can’t contain it!”
    *shows picture of Detective Pikachu, the best video game movie ever made*
    Well that joke aged like fine vinegar!

    • @samuraiturtle.2637
      @samuraiturtle.2637 4 года назад +58

      More like milk. That movie was freaking good

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk 4 года назад +18

      SamuraiTurtle.26 The fighter of dimensions Ooh I agree man! One of the best films of 2019

    • @blankblank1284
      @blankblank1284 4 года назад +16

      Yeah, Original Sonic Live Action design would work. Though tbe redesign is actually quite good, the movie is decent as well.

    • @MforMovesets
      @MforMovesets 4 года назад +5

      At least it deserves its praise, unlike what people do with the Sonic movie.

    • @pixellizard1850
      @pixellizard1850 4 года назад +7

      Well , now “The Sonic Movie” is the best Video Game Movie ever made.

  • @peterkrug4124
    @peterkrug4124 5 лет назад +150

    9:55 Why didn't Dallben go with Taran? That's easy:
    It was because of RHEUMATISM!

  • @michaelmcjunkin1372
    @michaelmcjunkin1372 5 лет назад +382

    I think Disney’s The Black Cauldron definately needs to be remade. Heck the remake should even get a PG 13 rating.

    • @vassel6643
      @vassel6643 5 лет назад +20

      Why not just go R rated? Imagine Disney going R rated. Wouldn't that be something?

    • @stephenwells6434
      @stephenwells6434 5 лет назад +38

      The original cut of The Black Cauldron got an R rating. That's why Katzenberg freaked out, because he couldn't comprehend the idea of an animated film that wasn't meant for children.

    • @MrSHADOWfox99
      @MrSHADOWfox99 5 лет назад +14

      They are supposedly rebooting it, the black cauldron was the first book of a series and their doing the whole series.

    • @michaelmcjunkin1372
      @michaelmcjunkin1372 5 лет назад +3

      @@MrSHADOWfox99 Lets hope so.

    • @michaelmcjunkin1372
      @michaelmcjunkin1372 5 лет назад +11

      @@vassel6643 No I'd just stick with PG-13, I mean they seem to be more comfortable with using that rating for some of the films.

  • @alibrennan5977
    @alibrennan5977 5 лет назад +114

    I kinda want him to review strange magic....and little Nicky. You know it must be done!

    • @thehowlinggamer5784
      @thehowlinggamer5784 5 лет назад +1

      Only problem is that I think little nicky is one he straight up admitted he would never do.

    • @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794
      @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794 5 лет назад

      @@thehowlinggamer5784 and Freddy Got Fingered was one of the movies he initially said was never gonna review. Life works in mysterious ways. But seriously, why did George Lucas make a animated musical?

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch 5 лет назад +1

      @@nealmcbealthenavysealicall794 He also made Howard The Duck so everyone makes mistakes sometimes...
      And waiting on an MCU Howard the Duck movie like...

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 5 лет назад

      @@26th_Primarch Well, he already has camo in Guardians of the Galaxy ;D
      Problem is that Howard himself was a satire, so people ask more why he get movie? Then complain how fuck up the idea is. He definitely would work as one shot comedy. Maybe parody of marvel post scenes?

    • @thehowlinggamer5784
      @thehowlinggamer5784 5 лет назад +1

      @@nealmcbealthenavysealicall794 I don't know why don't they come out with a movie where somebody gets turned on by an anthropomorphic duck? George Lucas is f****** weird.

  • @zalybrainlessgenius503
    @zalybrainlessgenius503 2 года назад +38

    This is probably my most favourite (modern) Nostalgia Critic episode.
    "When my hamster puts him balls into kool-aid he can watch Gilligan's Island."

  • @GabyGibson
    @GabyGibson 5 лет назад +63

    Lloyd Alexander said this about the film:
    "First, I have to say, there is no resemblance between the movie and the book. Having said that, the movie in itself, purely as a movie, I found to be very enjoyable. I had fun watching it. What I would hope is that anyone who sees the movie would certainly enjoy it, but I'd also hope that they'd actually read the book. The book is quite different. It's a very powerful, very moving story, and I think people would find a lot more depth in the book."
    That being said, I do agree that there's a lot more depth in the book, but the movie does have some charm and a wonderful vocal performance by John Hurt.

    • @brendanforester4601
      @brendanforester4601 5 лет назад +9

      Very well said on his part.
      Critic should've cited this, honestly.

    • @doctorryodine2182
      @doctorryodine2182 5 лет назад

      Lol "powerful, very moving story, "

    • @gaarik
      @gaarik 5 лет назад +1

      Pretty much my view, as well. I saw the movie in theaters. Needless to say, I was young (5), and my parents freaked. I loved the movie so much that when I was 7, I checked out Alexander's series for the first time. That turned my love for the movie into a love-hate relationship; it took me several years to come to terms with the fact that the Black Cauldron is not an adaptation of the book series, but a reimagining. I can appreciate it now for that, and for it getting me to read the books, but other than that, it's more of a guilty pleasure than a good film.

    • @matthewhecht9257
      @matthewhecht9257 5 лет назад

      I still consider Black Cauldron to be the worst Disney adaptation.

    • @brendis16851
      @brendis16851 5 лет назад

      @C N And what do you think about Home on the Range? That one was bad, too

  • @junta812
    @junta812 5 лет назад +179

    A castle ounce owned by a king with a powerful magic sword..... So it sounds like horned king is set up in the ruins of Camelot, and the kid grave robbed king Arthur.

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 5 лет назад +19

      I always thought it was a loose sequel to Sword of the Stone.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 5 лет назад +14

      @@dnmstarsi With the way the Disney film portrays it I can definitely see that (Taran even looks little bit like Arthur from "Sword in the Stone"), but I believe the book series that this film is based on better explains the sword and its previous owner.

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 5 лет назад +10

      @@cartooncritique6625 Oh I can definitely see that. Although I'm gonna stick to the dumb theory that certain Disney movies co-exist in the same universe. Makes flicks these these a little better.

    • @fcv4616
      @fcv4616 5 лет назад +9

      The sword's name is Dyrnwyn, not Excalibur. The movie is based on a series of fantasy books by Lloyd Alexander, which are in turn inspired from Welsh mythology. King Arthur's round table myth and Excalibur tales are somewhat connected to Welsh mythology, as far as I remember, so there is definitely some loose historical connection to Camelot and king Arthur, but ultimately, the stories are separate.

    • @junta812
      @junta812 5 лет назад +1

      @@fcv4616 I did hear about the book series after I posted this, but the Welsh Mythology connection is news to me. Definitely interesting.

  • @zarinaa1135
    @zarinaa1135 5 лет назад +62

    No mention of Elonwy's fairy thing that showed up in her character into and then was literally never seen, heard or spoken of again?

    • @michaelmiller3012
      @michaelmiller3012 5 лет назад +7

      That's her bauble (actually the Golden Pellidryn), and although she plays with it as a toy and uses it as a light source, it is a magical artifact that is bound to her and is needed for her to read the spellbook containing the most secret and powerful spells of her ancestors. Unfortunately, she doesn't actually have the spellbook that goes with it...

    • @kristaoconnors8878
      @kristaoconnors8878 5 лет назад

      Yeah!
      It basically disapeared until the last shot where they were like "oh yeah, that was a thing..."

  • @SolusAura
    @SolusAura 2 года назад +49

    Man, Gurgi attempting to juggle and then failing IMMEDIATELY while babbling incoherently never ceases to make me laugh out loud. Excellent work Doug. 😆

  • @runicspyder
    @runicspyder 5 лет назад +101

    "Dont Be Like Howard the Duck" is a poster I desperately need

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 3 года назад +2

      How about Donald Trump Cocky???

    • @cbolanz1
      @cbolanz1 3 года назад +3

      I am so gonna live by that quote from now on.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 лет назад +544

    The Black Cauldron: the Disney film that failed so hard it lost to the Care Bears

    • @trippcory
      @trippcory 5 лет назад +21

      Nathaniel Foga ouch

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 5 лет назад +16

      Oof!

    • @michaeltapia7628
      @michaeltapia7628 5 лет назад +22

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 5 лет назад +19

      @@cadenmorris3680 That's what whoever made Care Bears told Disney. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    • @waddupjd
      @waddupjd 5 лет назад +13

      You know movie's bad when you compare it to Care bears

  • @dislike_button33
    @dislike_button33 5 лет назад +47

    Gurgi wasn't even remotely like Jar Jar by any stretch of the imagination. Gurgi acted and sounded like Smeagol.

    • @sirabdude14
      @sirabdude14 5 лет назад +2

      I agree
      Literally a 2 bit knockoff Gollum lmao

  • @AndrewTheZ
    @AndrewTheZ 4 года назад +60

    "Dalben, why don't you come with me?" The Chronicles of Prydain books reveal that he's magically bound to his hut and can't leave.

    • @Sigismund697
      @Sigismund697 4 года назад +3

      really now?, then when they burn down the place to escape from the Horned King how did he leave?

    • @francovantonder9237
      @francovantonder9237 3 года назад +7

      @@Sigismund697 Can't be magically bound to something that's been burnt to ash.

  • @iRinnda
    @iRinnda 5 лет назад +76

    Now that I saw clips of this movie in English, I kinda understand a little part of the reason why it did so poorly. The voice acting is terribly important and despite John Hurt being amazing Horned King, the overall dub leaves much to be desired. I grew up with the Finnish dub, and even though I didn't feel like it was the best dubbing I ever heard when it comes to... certain characters, it still does way better than the English one. Only the Horned King might be slightly better in the English version, depending how you want to see him.
    The English Horned King sounds extremely raspy and ancient, which suits him perfectly. There's certain wisdom in his voice which gives him a scholar/wizard kind of air, and his strength lies more in his knowledge than physical power. The Finnish HK doesn't sound nearly as old, but he has very low, rumbling and powerful voice making him appear more like a decayed warlord who lost his soul to the cauldron somewhere in his 40's. He has a voice of a battle battered warrior suited to command his troops now that his own physical powers have depleted. I have no idea how the books portray him, but I'm happy with both perspectives! :D

    • @navegandoporlahistoria
      @navegandoporlahistoria 4 года назад +4

      Well, at least you didn’t grew up with the Spanish dub, it was the most overacted thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂

  • @MegaSoulHero
    @MegaSoulHero 5 лет назад +83

    It’s very coincidental that this was uploaded just a little over a week before the passing of Ron Miller (producer of the Black Cauldron).
    R.I.P.

    • @jackiegonzalez6814
      @jackiegonzalez6814 4 года назад +1

      Rob Yagenmyer at least Katzenburg left Disney to form dreamworks animation.

  • @izheizzy3202
    @izheizzy3202 5 лет назад +850

    Replace the Detective Pikachu joke with Will Smith’s Genie reveal and it’ll be funnier 😂

    • @VirtualKermrade2
      @VirtualKermrade2 5 лет назад +42

      IzzyVEntertainment7 yeahhh he’s just hates pokemon

    • @LookOut667
      @LookOut667 5 лет назад +15

      @Queenofawesome25 *Sonic the Hedgehog trailer. Yikes is it awful (except maybe for Jim Carrey).

    • @ErichoTTA
      @ErichoTTA 5 лет назад +25

      The Detective Pikachu movie doesn't suck.

    • @izheizzy3202
      @izheizzy3202 5 лет назад +11

      He still hates Pokémon tho

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 лет назад +1

      YOu're all outdated now the new eldritch horror is Live Action Trailer SOnic

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 4 года назад +91

    to me,it Sounded Like The Minstrel Was Saying His Name Was”Flute of Fun”

  • @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550
    @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550 5 лет назад +313

    The Brave Little Toaster looked far more terrifying than the Annoying Orange.

    • @priscillachapkylo934
      @priscillachapkylo934 5 лет назад +4

      Are kidding me? annoying Orange far out creepy then the brave little toaster because picture flute on Orange and facial expressions.

    • @michaelbremer35
      @michaelbremer35 5 лет назад +3

      Synchro-vox animation will always be creepy.

    • @moviemaniac2159
      @moviemaniac2159 5 лет назад +3

      I know, right?! They should have just had him animated like they did with Mrs. Brisby!

    • @benjaminmagen3045
      @benjaminmagen3045 4 года назад +1

      So was the film, meanin: the brave little toaster.

    • @mitchellthompson4148
      @mitchellthompson4148 4 года назад +1

      You should see the live action annoying orange, it’s 100% terrifying

  • @Dark_Tale_2077
    @Dark_Tale_2077 5 лет назад +154

    I really wish Disney would stop giving this movie the cold shoulder and give it some love. Maybe release the cut parts or give it a solid remake. There is so much potential here. Disney has been playing it safe lately it feels like. Would love to see Disney taking risks again.
    They have the budget and the good rep that I feel they could take some. Its so sad when you find out all that went on behind the scenes with this movie... I still get pissed thinking about what that executive asshole did. Its one of several reasons I feel like they do a better job of ruining shit than actually doing their freaking job.
    But I digress. Hopefully Disney will take notice of the nostalgia resurgence in some of their older classics that either didn't get enough attention like Atlantis or didn't do so well like this movie. Heck, with all their live action remakes, I would love to see a Live Action Atlantis.

    • @TheDen-ec9xe
      @TheDen-ec9xe 5 лет назад +11

      Glad I'm not the only one who thinks Atlantis deserves a live-action remake more than anything else Disney is pointlessly crapping upon, like Dumbo or Lion King.....

    • @SnipingIsFun
      @SnipingIsFun 5 лет назад +7

      Atlantis alongside Treasure Planet

    • @TheDen-ec9xe
      @TheDen-ec9xe 5 лет назад +2

      @@SnipingIsFun Dunno about Treasure Planet. Sadly, mainstream audience are still not that interested by the steampunk genre.

    • @TheDen-ec9xe
      @TheDen-ec9xe 5 лет назад +1

      @Bradley Coates Nobody wants that

    • @bernardcrow405
      @bernardcrow405 5 лет назад +6

      After they completely re-wrote Zootopia to cut out all the darker stuff, pretty much ruining the entire star wars franchise, making live action remakes with little to no real changes, and even taking credit for someone else's work (a star wars fan film) I honestly don't have much faith in disney anymore.

  • @mehmeh5615
    @mehmeh5615 5 лет назад +78

    I’m gonna be honest and say that the fake meant to be annoying voice critic used for the review gurgy is actually way less annoying than the original

  • @jonlankford4483
    @jonlankford4483 Год назад +35

    Brawn should have won an award for being one of the only surrviver from 1984 in transformers the movie

  • @welcometothemetaverse2523
    @welcometothemetaverse2523 5 лет назад +21

    13:20 *"How'd he not get a Disneyland ride?"*
    Actually... the Black Cauldron DID get an attraction at Tokyo Disneyland. It was called Cinderella Castle Mystery Tour. It was a dungeon-like walk-through attraction underneath the castle. It had scary imagery, a Horned King animatronic and allowed guests to role play as part of the adventure. Ran 1986-2006, closed for being too scary.

    • @A_A610
      @A_A610 5 лет назад +3

      Joke being Gurgi didn't make it in for obvious reasons.

  • @waddupjd
    @waddupjd 5 лет назад +185

    I have a month theme idea you ready?
    *NETFLIX MONTH!*
    So we can all Netflix and chill with you...

    • @nerdgeekman
      @nerdgeekman 5 лет назад +5

      Jay Play I see what you did there.

    • @Sh0tgunJust1ce
      @Sh0tgunJust1ce 5 лет назад +1

      I still want James Bond month.

    • @waddupjd
      @waddupjd 5 лет назад

      Or Hulu Month
      So we can Hulu and relax

    • @waddupjd
      @waddupjd 5 лет назад +1

      @@FrequentUser99 definitely Bird Box, or just shitty Netflix movies..
      Might I recommend Leo the Lion

    • @KyProRen
      @KyProRen 5 лет назад

      You'll probably have to wait 'till March because since 2018 he decided to change the "Themed Month" event to March from that point on.

  • @trippcory
    @trippcory 5 лет назад +82

    I think it’s awesome that he gave “The black cauldron” a big review

  • @1805movie
    @1805movie 3 года назад +15

    What's interesting is that first movie is based on the first book, "The Book of Three" by Lloyd Alexander. "The Black Cauldron" is actually the name of the second book in the series.

  • @GeneralSwishkabob
    @GeneralSwishkabob 5 лет назад +143

    9:58 "Why don't you come with me?"
    "Umm... Rheumatism!"

    • @Marauders4EVR
      @Marauders4EVR 5 лет назад +8

      R to the H to the E to the U M A TISM!

    • @MadTurnip
      @MadTurnip 5 лет назад +6

      That's exactly what I thought he'd say!

    • @officialflikz
      @officialflikz 5 лет назад

      Yeah!!!

    • @ThePa1riot
      @ThePa1riot 5 лет назад

      “Rheumatism yes.” 8>

  • @inazumanfrash
    @inazumanfrash 5 лет назад +90

    Gurgy's voice reminds me of Gollum, but less aggressive.

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 5 лет назад +10

      I've heard Andy Serkis took direct inspiration from this movie when doing the voice work for Gollum.

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 5 лет назад +3

      @@blondbraid7986 Wow, really??
      So one of the best CGI characters of all time AND the career of the most prolific motion capture actor ever both came from...
      *G U R G I ? ? ?*

    • @OmarAlikaj
      @OmarAlikaj 5 лет назад

      In fact, PhantomStrider compared him to both Jarjar Binks and Gollum.

    • @gabebarnes6814
      @gabebarnes6814 5 лет назад

      And a lot less likable.

  • @rangerfanboy1710
    @rangerfanboy1710 5 лет назад +53

    Around 13:00, actually the Magic Kingdom did actually have a snack bar named "Gurgi's Munchies and Crunchies" at one point

  • @camillae9539
    @camillae9539 4 года назад +35

    I loved how terrifying the Horned King was!

  • @fireflower12
    @fireflower12 5 лет назад +112

    "what kind of power is that?" water scrying. idk why the pig can do it, but she's scrying.

    • @marquis911
      @marquis911 5 лет назад

      Is that a common thing?

    • @dustrose8101
      @dustrose8101 5 лет назад

      @@marquis911 Depends on the universe.

    • @ajwillustratorauthor
      @ajwillustratorauthor 5 лет назад +1

      I've heard of it being done with a mirror. And they do it in Charmed (the original) with an orb to find people on a map.

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 4 года назад +2

      Oracular pigs is a bid thing in welsh myth and Prydain is the old celtic name for england.

    • @thedragon133
      @thedragon133 4 года назад

      Pretty common spell in dungeons and dragons and similar RPGs.

  • @dracone4370
    @dracone4370 5 лет назад +72

    I read the book The Black Cauldron, and I can say for certain the movie was a hack job. I liked some of the changes that were made, but most the changes were just head scathingly bad. I like that instead of the stereotypical grumpy dwarf that Dolby is a grumpy faerie engineer. Fflam stayed mostly the same from how he was in the book, surprisingly enough. But the Gwifanks, those human-sized dark colored dragons were changed from their far more impressive, and potentially iconic, description in the book as "giant silver birds" and Elonwy had her role and presence toned down to the point she was basically a cardboard cut out, while her borble actually got given more a personality for some reason. Tarin and Gurgy changed the most from the book, and not in the way that would be endearing.
    It wasn't until several years later that I noticed the Black Cauldron novel was part of a series, being the third book of said series, and apparently took a shredder and hacksaw to those first three books to make the film known as the same title as the third book of the series. The book was a good standalone in its own right, you really didn't need to know the events of the prior books but would probably help.
    And in the book, Elonwy is a badass of the kind you don't see very often. It's explained the book, but the not the movie for some odd reason, that Elonwy is being held at the keep as ransom because they are literally in her father's kingdom, and when they end up in the domain of the faeries she shows how much of a badass she can be by using politics to speed the journey of the heroes along, we see no signs of this aspect of who she is in the movie version for some reason. In the book, they are told that a meeting with the Faerie council can take centuries, and the fastest any hearing has left anyone waiting to get out is a few decades. In the book, Elonwy uses her knowledge and understanding of politics to get them out and back on their quest in a little over a day.

    • @zelectrode3337
      @zelectrode3337 5 лет назад +9

      Correction, The Black Cauldron was actually book 2 of The Chronicles of Prydain. The Castle of Llyr is book 3. Nitpick, sure, but I thought I'd help with that.

    • @dracone4370
      @dracone4370 5 лет назад

      @@zelectrode3337 It's funny, I've seen in one of the later books it was book 3 but heard it was actually book 2. So, conflicting sources

    • @grahamcarpenter5135
      @grahamcarpenter5135 5 лет назад +7

      Sounds like Book-Elionwy has an absurdly high Charisma score and dumped a whole bunch of skill ranks into Diplomacy

    • @dracone4370
      @dracone4370 5 лет назад

      I guess yo could say she was that sort of character, @@grahamcarpenter5135

    • @Alefwithhat723
      @Alefwithhat723 5 лет назад

      Thank you! So few people have actually read the book! It’s nice to know that there are some other people who actually read Lloyd Alexander’s works instead of watching Disney’s bastardization!

  • @victoryangel29
    @victoryangel29 5 лет назад +92

    The Black Cauldron is part of the of a Quintology of novels called the "The Chronicles of Prydain" The Black Cauldron itself is the second book of this series. Though this movie condenses the first book "The Book of Three" and "The Black Cauldron" into this mess of a film. If they had been more faithful to the source material it would have been a better movie. Then again, while the book series is marketed for kids, visually the content would have been too intense to be anything under PG13 at best. So it could have been good, but it may have been better if Disney had just left this series alone.

    • @sashizakura9124
      @sashizakura9124 5 лет назад +3

      I've often thought about reading the book series! Hopefully it's better than The Dragonbone Chair....I could barely make it through that, and I don't think I'll ever get around to reading the rest of that series.

    • @ninjasniperproductions4476
      @ninjasniperproductions4476 5 лет назад +4

      Thank god somebody mentions that fact! (The fact that The Black Cauldron was an adaptation of a series of books, sorry for being vague in my comment) I still love the film (despite the hate, but I guess I didn't have to say that), but as much as I love this film, I don't want Disney marketing off of this again. They'll fuck it up even worse, I don't have to mention why, we know why.

    • @Salamon2
      @Salamon2 5 лет назад +3

      @@sashizakura9124 You should. I read them all last year and thoroughly enjoyed them from start to finish. As you read it, you'll soon realize where a lot of modern fantasy tropes you recognize as being overused these days originate from given the publication date of the first novel (1964). I'd rate its influence on fantasy as a genre up there as second to The Lord of the Rings, and I'd actually say it's ahead of Narnia. Its influence on the genre is mostly in how fantasy writers have absorbed its influence and worked in elements from it in their own writing. Also the author, Lloyd Alexander is the one who coined the term "High Fantasy" in an essay he wrote on the subject.
      How I'd rate the books:
      1) The High King (#5)
      2) The Black Cauldron (#2)
      3) The Book of Three (#1)
      4) Taran Wanderer (#4)
      5) The Castle of Llyr (#3)
      That's just my preferences. The High King pays off rather well as all the character development that's occurred for the characters comes to full fruition in that book (not to mention it's a comparative blood bath of a lot of secondary characters who we've met throughout the series). The Black Cauldron feels like a proper adventure with all the characters known to us compared to The Book of Three which feels more like an introduction to the characters and the adventure as an accidental afterthought. Taran Wanderer is a collection of stories about Taran wandering Prydain and having a long self-reflective experience as he tries to figure out who his parents were or if that matters. And The Castle of Llyr is supposed to be all about Eilonwy--it promises that... and then it pulls a bait and switch on us that I thought was unfair.
      Truthfully, what this series needs is a TV mini-series adaptation, not a film adaptation.

    • @zacharyrodriguez4348
      @zacharyrodriguez4348 5 лет назад +2

      Are still in print?

    • @AlanTuringWannabe
      @AlanTuringWannabe 5 лет назад +1

      Heptology. There are seven books.

  • @jamessherrell904
    @jamessherrell904 4 года назад +19

    Hey critic, was just wondering, have you ever thought of doing The Princess and the Goblin? I was actually really surprised not to find it reviewed on your channel as you have hit basically every weird little film from my childhood.

  • @magerr98
    @magerr98 5 лет назад +65

    I was seriously freaked out by this movie as a kid, but after watching it again not too long ago in my 20's i actually really love the art and animation, and just how dark and spooky it is

  • @MrKlausbaudelaire
    @MrKlausbaudelaire 5 лет назад +115

    This movie deserves a remake, honestly. Maybe not by DISNEY, but the thing is, this was based in a folk tale. Not specificaly named, it can be known as "the Cauldron of Brân" and "Bran the blessed", which tells the tale of a magic Cauldron given to a mad king to raised an army of undead by simply tossing amputated limbs, so in a battlefield, his men would collect all the parts chopped about and throw inside the cauldron to raise more soldiers. Bran's half brother sacrificed himself by throwing his body in the cauldron. Since it wasn't made to take LIVING bodies, the cauldron was destroyed. Fitting that Disney did a movie about folklore since thats their thing with fairytales, legends and such. Which means this is not a copyrighted story, so anyone can do a decent film based on it.

    • @dangrus123
      @dangrus123 5 лет назад +6

      No, but I think the books had parts based on that legend, though yeah a remake would be good.

    • @casper3105
      @casper3105 5 лет назад +2

      If it's Animated than sure i support it to be remade just don't make it Live action
      just no

    • @matman000000
      @matman000000 5 лет назад

      That sounds awesome as hell, but probably too gorey for western animation.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 5 лет назад +1

      the movie is actually based on a series of books, specifically its based on the first book.

    • @Gebunator
      @Gebunator 5 лет назад

      That tale is why I kinda like Black Cauldron.. Past some glaring issues like the irritating hairy mascot, it was decent flick, at least to the kid me who owned shit ton of fable books, mostly all about folklore though

  • @destinymcintire2188
    @destinymcintire2188 5 лет назад +81

    14:09 "I feel her! I see her! The sun caught in her raven hair! Don't shame me, it's my thing! I just love her rolls~!"