All The Shyamalan Movies

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  Год назад +74

    It's Shyamalan time!
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    • @dolphincrescent54
      @dolphincrescent54 Год назад +5

      It's like it was meant to be, denied for so long, now a new video is happening, with story after story.
      I'm Jared, The Last Airbender is evil because my toast landed jelly side down when I watched it.
      What? No, I'm not high, I fear the plants.

    • @endplanets
      @endplanets Год назад +1

      You can't hit people in Crazy Taxi.
      Top contender for the next "Top 11 F Ups"

    • @bryanheilman4376
      @bryanheilman4376 Год назад

      Great Compilation! I guess you didn't have Devil in it because he was the producer not the director?

    • @insectostrich4407
      @insectostrich4407 Год назад +4

      I just love how ever since your review of The Last Airbender you have Shyamalan appear in your videos dressed as a villain from The Legend of Korra. Pure gold!🥹😂

    • @katieblade7083
      @katieblade7083 Год назад +1

      Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy! Nostalgia Cricket

  • @Nasser851000
    @Nasser851000 Год назад +323

    A Surprise video? What a twist!

    • @assfucker6997
      @assfucker6997 Год назад

      This 90-minute old video appears to be filmed in the old recording room, which I remember from one video being somewhere in the neighborhood of 2011 meaning that this video may or may not be over a decade-old

    • @commanderriptide7723
      @commanderriptide7723 Год назад +8

      No you fool you'll summon him

    • @kobra6660
      @kobra6660 Год назад +5

      It's funny how he thought he was gonna get a part 2 on the last airbender

    • @jeremycarnes1656
      @jeremycarnes1656 Год назад +5

      A tweest!

    • @Silver.Scream.Studios
      @Silver.Scream.Studios Год назад +2

      A surprise, I'm sure, but a welcome one.

  • @alexmapp5444
    @alexmapp5444 Год назад +96

    Fun fact: M. Night Shyamalan wrote the 1999 movie "Stuart Little". I'm not joking.

    • @Cassadinegirlaz
      @Cassadinegirlaz Год назад +6

      🤯

    • @yvetteihemesinwa2981
      @yvetteihemesinwa2981 Год назад +9

      That explains how ridiculous the movie is...

    • @J.R8765
      @J.R8765 Год назад +3

      I learnt that in the Unusual Suspect's review. He's a very good reviewer and would recommend😊

    • @duncancurtis5108
      @duncancurtis5108 Год назад +1

      He most certainly did.

    • @arkauthor
      @arkauthor Год назад +2

      That explains the twist.

  • @LucaDGropius
    @LucaDGropius Год назад +206

    I laughed so hard when the Aliens started speaking about the wood and when they were screaming while the father was talking about the birth of his son!

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT Год назад +10

      if that was in the movie id SO watch it XD

    • @k_brie7890
      @k_brie7890 Год назад +6

      My significant other, whom is not a fan of NC, busted out laughing like I’ve never heard him before.

    • @PandaMonium92827
      @PandaMonium92827 Год назад +3

      Especially since it was so clearly Jabba the Hutt

    • @dannygreen5477
      @dannygreen5477 Год назад

      Must be a new fad or.. "meme" to make crap up that didn't happen in the movie. You people are sheep following fad after fad.
      You can't think for your self or leave an original actual logical comment?

    • @thrashandburn10221
      @thrashandburn10221 Год назад +3

      TRUKHOR!!

  • @TheSacredSavior
    @TheSacredSavior Год назад +39

    Here's my big critique with After Earth (and Shamalamadingdongditch).
    If the Ursa can smell fear, Cypher could feel every other emotion and still be a character.
    Near the climax he could finally express fear for his son's life, potentially putting himself at risk.
    Once his kid shows he can mask his fear too, it would be proof that Cypher can retire.

    • @CelestialxTrash
      @CelestialxTrash Год назад +7

      That's actually pretty good. That would be a better showcase of the bond between Cypher and Kitai

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 8 месяцев назад +1

      I think it works better if he can't afford to feel any emotion, because it was the only way to eliminate fear, and then when his son is able to conquer fear, he can afford to feel and give his son the emotions he needed

  • @lilangelarishi
    @lilangelarishi Год назад +188

    The slow pan over and the aliens shouting "WOOD" will never not get to me

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад +7

      It’s hilarious

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 Год назад

      I almost died like jokers victims i mean by laughing

    • @The_Sock_
      @The_Sock_ Год назад +1

      for the longest time I thought this was gibberish babble-speak, but i swear it sounds like Klingon

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 Год назад

      @@The_Sock_ really I fought it was Aztec language just try to say any gods name except quetzacoatl

    • @dilfasriel6354
      @dilfasriel6354 7 месяцев назад

      The moment i lost it was when Doug said that "they really shouldn't have attacked a planet *MOSTLY CONSISTED OF WATER!!!*"

  • @drakeware655
    @drakeware655 Год назад +146

    Wow, almost three hours of Shyamalan reviews. I'm surprised it's that short. Now we wait for the compilation of all the Stephen King reviews

    • @lordmaster2562
      @lordmaster2562 Год назад +1

      Just watch them 1 by 1 LOL

    • @theinsurance2450
      @theinsurance2450 Год назад +1

      You ever notice most of his movies start with narration.

    • @tonykopper3492
      @tonykopper3492 Год назад +3

      I would like to see all the Stephen king reviews all in one video

    • @melbell0865
      @melbell0865 Год назад +4

      Just be sure not to play the Stephen King drinking game while watching it, otherwise you’d die of alcohol poisoning before the ten minute mark.

    • @drakeware655
      @drakeware655 Год назад +1

      @@melbell0865 Screw the ten minute mark, you'd be dead by the second or third Stephen King review 😂

  • @HeidiGraham1982
    @HeidiGraham1982 Год назад +28

    Well, one thing I took away from Signs is my long-standing tradition of naming male Pokemon from the Marill family "Joaquin". I even had a Joaquin Jr. that stayed an Azurill in Pokemon Ruby, and won tons of contests. Ah, good times!

  • @kuzcosmkswed117
    @kuzcosmkswed117 Год назад +40

    The beginning 0:39
    The downfall 27:00
    The failed patients 1:07:23
    The Happening?! 1:31:48
    Two is the unlucky number! 1:44:15
    The Artist! 1:57:04
    The cereal killer!! 2:11:07
    Your old!! 2:26:31
    I hope you kids enjoyed Dante’s inferno, as for me I’m going to drown myself in monkey blood!!

  • @TheLittlestDuck
    @TheLittlestDuck Год назад +165

    Imagine the jokes he could have written for After Earth if he reviewed it after the Oscars slap

    • @theinsurance2450
      @theinsurance2450 Год назад +11

      You ever notice most of his movies start with narration.

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah Год назад +15

      DENIED!
      *slap*

  • @christopheraikens597
    @christopheraikens597 Год назад +105

    Also in regard to Signs, one issue I had is that the aliens don't wear any sort of clothing or breathing apparatus. Seems weird that they can just breath our atmosphere and handle the temperature outside on a different planet than their own. And, you know, if you're going to invade a planet with a surface comprised mostly of water which kills you, maybe wear protective gear. What if it started raining all of a sudden? 🤣

    • @tau12usr85
      @tau12usr85 Год назад +22

      not to mention there is moisture in the air as well.

    • @christopheraikens597
      @christopheraikens597 Год назад +9

      @@tau12usr85 I thought of that as well lol

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад +3

      Pretty stupid plot all around

    • @sleepbaby17
      @sleepbaby17 Год назад +3

      ​@@tau12usr85 good point! And what do they do if it rains? 🤔

    • @Frawt
      @Frawt Год назад

      @@sleepbaby17 Are you disabled...? The comment he was replying to already mentioned that.

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado3430 Год назад +61

    Yes! An amazing marathon! Love you to bits Doug!

  • @dannyjorde2677
    @dannyjorde2677 Год назад +110

    The funny thing is that Shymalan's films don't sound that stupid dubbed in other languages. In Spanish, thanks to the voice acting, the lines are not that dumb and it's actually more believable. 😂😂

    • @victoria_m13
      @victoria_m13 Год назад +14

      same in russian. i must say, “twilight” is pretty good in russian dub 👀

    • @shinigamileo8250
      @shinigamileo8250 Год назад +6

      Same in France.
      Maybe it's just european dubbers rock (even the polish ones if you're looking for a documentary-like experience ^^)

    • @malcomchase9777
      @malcomchase9777 Год назад +1

      Never thought of that. Never watched a Shyamalan movie in English, and maybe that helped enjoy them.

    • @EbonyPope
      @EbonyPope Год назад +6

      The best ones are the German Dubbers. That's because they invest millions and they are specialized at only doing that: dubbing. The voices are excellent. Just listen to Robert de Niro's or Jack Nicholson's voice in the German dub. Even Jack Nicholson said he would like to have the voice of his German dub.

    • @EbonyPope
      @EbonyPope Год назад +2

      @@shinigamileo8250 The best ones are the German Dubbers. That's because they invest millions and they are specialized at only doing that: dubbing. The voices are excellent. Just listen to Robert de Niro's or Jack Nicholson's voice in the German dub. Even Jack Nicholson said he would like to have the voice of his German dub. Dubbing is an art for itself.

  • @CEOMisterJohnSaxon
    @CEOMisterJohnSaxon Год назад +28

    I love this compilation! Now we need a NC review of "The Village"!

  • @magicmanwa917
    @magicmanwa917 Год назад +17

    In “Signs” whether or not the movie is bad, that military guy was 100% an alien because he was trying his best to act like a human based off what he knows and engage in “human small talk. The guy becomes the slightest bit suspicious with his eyes so then the military guy alien starts riding his nuts about his past. There’s a small foreshadowing when they say “you got the record right? “Got the bat at home”. The alien disguises their plan to”check things out and grow” as the military plan. He’s even holding a perhaps empty cup of coffee to look natural when he walks in as if he was drinking it but never sips it. To top it all off… we know they camouflage and perhaps shapeshift.

  • @dolphincrescent54
    @dolphincrescent54 Год назад +61

    A 10-minute Steven Universe episode did a much better job with Old's premise that Shyamalan could have ever done.
    Once again, a cartoon has bested Hollywood.

    • @jamescoppolino9144
      @jamescoppolino9144 Год назад

      GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 11 месяцев назад +2

      OH YEAH I REMEMBER THAT EPISODE. Man that show was rough on its main character

    • @PeanutBuny27
      @PeanutBuny27 5 месяцев назад +1

      Can’t forget about Johnny Bravo and Biodome

  • @RandolphTheWhite1
    @RandolphTheWhite1 Год назад +48

    20:20 - I laughed pretty uncontrollably at this part. The aliens talking among themselves, figuring out how they'll get inside. It would've changed the entire tone of the movie if it were done like that lmao

  • @mirrorocean
    @mirrorocean Год назад +46

    Devastated that Devil, one of my favourite NC reviews of all time, didn't make it into this compilation! JELLY SIDE DOWN

    • @shadowofthesilver
      @shadowofthesilver Год назад +5

      I used to quote that to people in high school all the time because of him, lol

    • @joshfarley7584
      @joshfarley7584 Год назад

      im amazed he survives some of these reviews... if it were me going on some of these rants, id have had a stroke about 37 movies ago.

    • @frankieboy8414
      @frankieboy8414 Год назад +2

      M. Night didn't direct Devil.

    • @anth636
      @anth636 8 месяцев назад

      @@frankieboy8414he’s got enough of his fingerprints all over it

  • @Ferdinand_VonAegir
    @Ferdinand_VonAegir Год назад +93

    For the first one, you actually made me feel bad for the aliens like they're the victims or something 😂

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT Год назад +9

      victims of a bad movie and being given so many horrid flaws

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 Год назад +7

      We all are the victims of the films

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад +5

      @@mckenzie.latham91Soooo true

    • @lionheartt15
      @lionheartt15 Год назад +3

      the ARE victims! they got scammed into being part of a shyamalan film after all

    • @brianfewer919
      @brianfewer919 Год назад

      They aren't Aliens. They are demons.
      The movie is about faith. You never see the spaceships, only lights in the sky. Birds falling to earth is a sign of the apocalypse. Dogs are turned feral, like Hell hounds. The Middle East (birthplace of Christianity) found an primitive way to defeat the creatures. They display no technology, only a biological weapon. They are defeated by water, drank by a girl with special foresight and who was called an ANGEL at birth (Holy Water).
      How do you think the population would initially view a demon attack? As an invasion from another planet... but there are SIGNS that it's something else.

  • @christopheraikens597
    @christopheraikens597 Год назад +82

    Lady in the Water is supposed to be batshit crazy because, at least according to what Shyamalan said, it was a story he told his kid over multiple evenings that he made up piece by piece as he went. That's why I am one of the few people who actually loved this movie. It was just a crazy kids tale come to life lol

    • @LumpyAdams
      @LumpyAdams Год назад +7

      So basically Lady in the Water is essentially an inside joke? That makes me hate it even more. Still better than Signs 🤢

    • @alim.9801
      @alim.9801 Год назад +4

      I mean it's a pretty bad movie but that explanation, at least for me, kinda does make it better

    • @melody8923
      @melody8923 Год назад +3

      could have been used as a story frame. Would have made the whole thing better. As is, it fails

    • @Spuzaw
      @Spuzaw Год назад +1

      It's a really shitty movie.

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 11 месяцев назад

      Oh like the hobbit?

  • @setheaves9608
    @setheaves9608 Год назад +8

    The look Malcom gave Jim in the Happening trailer after popping that orange in his mouth freaking kills me lol

  • @connorwood9211
    @connorwood9211 Год назад +27

    Turning Shyamalan into Amon is probably my favorite NC gag

  • @patatouf
    @patatouf Год назад +43

    Shyamalan's filmography is a gourmet cheese extravaganza. Gotta love the guy :)

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад +4

      One of the directors of all time.

    • @kdusel1991
      @kdusel1991 Год назад +3

      @@chasehedges6775 definitely. Although I've heard his latest film is actually supposed to be pretty good. But I love it when he's terrible. 😂😂

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Год назад +3

      @@kdusel1991👍👍. Same with Stephen King movies

    • @alim.9801
      @alim.9801 Год назад +1

      ​@@chasehedges6775 best comment 😂

  • @OddNess9339
    @OddNess9339 Год назад +7

    Know what's sad about after Earth? It had potential to be a very gripping father-son drama. Think about it, they could have emphasized more that Will Smith's character getting rid of his fear dulled or nearly got rid of his emotions making it harder for him to express himself around his wife and especially towards his son. They could have shown that it's a sacrifice he made to guarantee a better world for his family. Maybe make Jaden Smith's character following in his Father's footsteps as a way to try and bond with his dad but Will Smith does not want his son to make the same sacrifice he did. But then they get caught in the situation where Will Smith's character is incapacitated and he has to teach his son how to get rid of his fear so they can survive, pretty much forcing his own son to make the same sacrifice he did. Have Will Smith's character have a dialog with his son where he shows genuine sadness and fear in his voice towards his son having to get rid of his emotions and explaining how he doesn't want that life for him. I think that could have been an amazing movie, keeping the alien sci-fi stuff as a background to a father-son drama.

  • @harrydresden64
    @harrydresden64 Год назад +12

    Please do a video for "Space Chimps" (2008). My brother and I didn't agree much on movies to watch as kids, but this (for some reason) was one of the few we liked back then. It's not a good movie, but it is nostalgic for me and probably lots of others, since it somehow got a sequel.

  • @splint1872012
    @splint1872012 Год назад +13

    The mel gibson voicemail had me cracking up

  • @liberalcannibal2346
    @liberalcannibal2346 Год назад +20

    After Earth is one of the funniest reviews you guys have ever done 😂
    I’ve watched it a stupid amount of times over the years.

    • @kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94
      @kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94 9 месяцев назад

      I love that one too, my stepdad actually watched that movie.
      Critic is basically me when my stepdad watches that.

  • @SFox-if9id
    @SFox-if9id Год назад +3

    Always liked in Signs, the alien on the news walks by like 'Hey...what's up?'...

  • @35906
    @35906 Год назад +7

    Dude, that drunk mom scene deserves an Emmy Award !!!

  • @steff-the-ghoul
    @steff-the-ghoul Год назад +16

    Scary movie 3 took the ability from me to take signs serious in any way 😅

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley 2 месяца назад +1

      Signs was meant to be taken seriously?

  • @antigonaromeu
    @antigonaromeu Год назад +7

    not gonna lie, the simple reviews with NC just screaming, complaining, using basic props like stacks of paper and shooting inanimate objects made me laugh a lot more than the newer ones with all the effects, side characters and parallel scripts

  • @CelestialxTrash
    @CelestialxTrash Год назад +4

    The calcium deficiency lady in Old listened to Chrissy, Wake Up a few too many times 😂

  • @EB3Rplus
    @EB3Rplus Год назад +5

    The pantry door bit will never get old. You couldn't make the shit up that the movie did even if you tried. 😂😂😂

  • @kingdemon26
    @kingdemon26 Год назад +7

    I miss the old NC😂, you expressed exactly how I felt watching this and hearing that an advanced alien army traveled light years through space only to hindered by wooden doors

  • @CaptainCat101
    @CaptainCat101 Год назад +10

    Three hours of Shyamalan. I bet the twist is that it was Agatha all along

  • @roxxietamalona8327
    @roxxietamalona8327 Год назад +10

    Is there a reason Devil isn't in here? Is it because Shyamalan wrote it and not directed it? I mean Stuart little I understand but Devil has his fingerprints all over it. Need we be reminded of Jelly side down

  • @laterferaligatr2947
    @laterferaligatr2947 Год назад +12

    The Last Airbender is one of my favorite videos from y'all yo😂

  • @ryanmorejon5813
    @ryanmorejon5813 Год назад +14

    Thanks for giving us an amazing marathon on a running joke that you have done for so long I love it ❤️😂

  • @AlexJones-ex8ox
    @AlexJones-ex8ox Год назад +12

    It’s crazy how long NC has been going for when I have to remind myself the NC’s comeback was 10’years ago it’s like wtf time flies

    • @deltacharlieecho4732
      @deltacharlieecho4732 Год назад +2

      I was watching him in college in 2009 along with Spoony… I forget they both existed for like 5 years and I’m glad I found Doug last year again.
      This is the most NC of NC content that I think Doug has done in years.

    • @AlexJones-ex8ox
      @AlexJones-ex8ox Год назад

      @@deltacharlieecho4732 for real what made me think about it was seeing Doug with hair at the beginning of the video made me realize how long it’s been

  • @MrAkatsuki42
    @MrAkatsuki42 7 месяцев назад +3

    I'm convinced that the actors act like this intentionally when in a shymalan production and M. Night just kind of rolls with it. That'd be the biggest twist he's ever done: it's not that he's directing them to be weird, but he just lets them act however they want and all the actors want to blow off steam and be goofy once in a while.

  • @Schizniit
    @Schizniit Год назад +6

    Signs is still one of my favorite NC reviews. Can't believe it's been so long since it came out

  • @AnikMonette
    @AnikMonette Год назад +4

    In Signs the twist could have been that Gibson and his family were the aliens...😂

  • @Stroheim333
    @Stroheim333 Год назад +10

    You can even argue that Shyamalan's downfall began already with Unbreakable, at least it was anticipated there. It is an overall excellent movie, but _so f*cking bizarre._ Extremely serious, gloomy and depressing as if it was a script by Ingmar Bergman. And it turns out to be a superhero origin story...

  • @davidknightx
    @davidknightx 9 месяцев назад +3

    I'm glad Signs was made only because it gave us Scary Movie 3. The scene with "The dogs are acting strange" destroyed me in the theater.

  • @GAdawg2k8
    @GAdawg2k8 Год назад +11

    “Smith cracked a smile reciting lines and I was upon him quickly, reminding him that my films are devoid of all emotion.”
    Shamalan

  • @aurthurpendragon1015
    @aurthurpendragon1015 Год назад +6

    Great compilation, although it's missing Devil.

  • @DStewart613
    @DStewart613 Год назад +19

    Keep them coming!!! Love the videos you do.

    • @lordmaster2562
      @lordmaster2562 Год назад +2

      Lol these are old videos

    • @DStewart613
      @DStewart613 Год назад +2

      I know they are but it’s the first time I’m watching them.

  • @JasonTate08
    @JasonTate08 Год назад +3

    When I watched "The Last Airbender" cartoon, I also was curious, how the fire-lord would look like. But when they finally revealed him, I thought to myself: "Hey, he looks like The Undertaker during his Ministry Of Darkness Era".

    • @popper03244
      @popper03244 9 месяцев назад +1

      A least he would have a kickass theme song

    • @JasonTate08
      @JasonTate08 9 месяцев назад

      @@popper03244 this theme song was so fucking awesome!

  • @katieblade7083
    @katieblade7083 Год назад +4

    Its kinda smart. Tell the twist between bat-ish crazy monologue about HOTDOGS. He tried to slip it Past us. "You like hotdogs right" was said to us to envoke a thought, so you didnt pay attention to it. He tried to six scene us for a second time.

  • @flexbeanbag1
    @flexbeanbag1 Год назад +4

    You know what? I'm proud of you, Doug.

  • @kickinwinghotboi883
    @kickinwinghotboi883 8 месяцев назад +2

    Regarding Signs- To be fair, even though they've mastered interplanetary and intergalactic travel, who knows if they use what we call "doors" and, more specifically, "door knobs". And they've also clearly not brought weapons due to them being able to spray POISON GAS! (Harold and Kumar 2 reference, lol). Anyways, them not understanding our concept of "doors" and "doorknobs" isn't so far-fetched, Critic
    In After Earth, i thought CyPhEr rAgE broke both legs, but he stands up to salute Jayden like he didn't break anything]

  • @Riley-joned
    @Riley-joned Год назад +2

    Just quit smoking. I'm going to sit here and watch this entire thing. Thanks.

  • @HeraldOfBadger
    @HeraldOfBadger Год назад +4

    At ~2:20:00 do not accuse us of not being stoned, we are quite stoned over here, thank you.

  • @sanyi3728
    @sanyi3728 Год назад +2

    God, these reviews are still amazing. It elevates the movies to the actual comedies they should have been.

  • @trixxart777
    @trixxart777 Год назад +8

    Love the Shyamalan reviews

  • @TheThunderinghammer
    @TheThunderinghammer Год назад +4

    "Will we already want to be you" "we're jealous enough" Those lines aged like milk

  • @evil_cupcake2386
    @evil_cupcake2386 Год назад +3

    Yes! Finally! The video I've been waiting for years for this video. Thank you :D

  • @nickobrien8043
    @nickobrien8043 Год назад +4

    Woah this is weird. I googled M Night Shaymalan and why he wore an Amon Mask…. Found out that’s a NC exclusive

  • @matthewfredericks25
    @matthewfredericks25 Год назад +15

    Imagine if Shyamalan got hold of the transformers franchise

    • @myownlittleworld15
      @myownlittleworld15 Год назад +5

      How dare you put that idea out in the universe like words don’t have power? 😂

    • @Foxrich99
      @Foxrich99 Год назад +1

      Would be groovy

  • @lavendermagic84
    @lavendermagic84 Год назад +2

    The Signs NC review is absolutely one of my favourites to this day 😆

  • @badgermcwaffles4834
    @badgermcwaffles4834 Год назад +2

    Rewatching all the nostaligic critics videos while working on a big side project at home! I appreciate these videos in my life and all the hard work you all put into them, unlike what Shyamalan has done with his movies rofl!

  • @Arbee1000
    @Arbee1000 Год назад +4

    Why am I just now realizing that two of the Roy sons from Succession were in The Happening.

  • @quitestiger2818
    @quitestiger2818 Год назад +3

    M night was heavily involved as writer/asst director in "She's all That"

  • @christhornycroft3686
    @christhornycroft3686 Год назад +5

    I think the biggest problem with this guy’s movies is he’s trying to outsmart everyone, very often leaving you going, WTF did I just watch? Intelligent movies should leave you feeling smarter, not dumber. George Carlin’s humour was brilliant, but he didn’t talk down to his audience - and even when he did, nobody noticed. You left feeling like you learned something. With these movies, very often you feel like you lost a few brain cells. Directors are supposed to make movies for themselves rather than faceless blobs, but I think there’s too much narcissism in this guy’s movies.

  • @Greenapple30
    @Greenapple30 Год назад +5

    Shyamalan marathon? This pleases me

  • @benderbendingrodriguez420
    @benderbendingrodriguez420 Год назад +3

    God I love his Signs review, so damn funny. Probably one of the all time best NC episodes

  • @ralphsexton8531
    @ralphsexton8531 Год назад +2

    The general in Signs: "Don't mind me... I'm practicing for a Twilight Zone episode..." in a movie that is basically a Twilight Zone episode. *laughs*

  • @christophhofland8890
    @christophhofland8890 Год назад +9

    poor paul giamatti. one of the most underrated actors to live and he had to live through lady in the water.

  • @RWAC685
    @RWAC685 Год назад +3

    I Love Lady In The Water, Signs, And The Village. My Favorites.

  • @anikmonette2140
    @anikmonette2140 Год назад +4

    Never saw Signs, but while I'm watching these clips I'm all like "the dog is the one acting weird and no one else?!"
    I swear that Shyamalan is a robot/AI trying to convert people...

  • @perpetua1pandagaming
    @perpetua1pandagaming Год назад +5

    Hey I know technically he didn't direct it but I would of love to see the devil review in here cause he helped write it but fun to watch none the less

  • @jedstanaland2897
    @jedstanaland2897 Год назад +4

    Shyamalan does have a problem with telling more than showing in many cases however even with this he has a tendency to have actually hidden content in all of his movies. But I can easily understand that unfortunately unless you are paying lots of attention to the movies it's very easy to miss the majority of the extra content.

  • @haywardsebastian3713
    @haywardsebastian3713 2 месяца назад

    1:16:10
    Awwwww! You cut out the best line in the movie! When the pilot asked “And how often are you wrong, sir?”, Cipher responded “My wife would give a very interesting answer to that question.”

  • @mapleunix1
    @mapleunix1 Год назад +1

    The Deschanel shitting her pants bit had me in stitches 😂

  • @mckenzie.latham91
    @mckenzie.latham91 Год назад +5

    If you want to see how you can make awkward and ambivalent dialogue work as caring and endearing
    look to Wes Anderson,

  • @jakeherter
    @jakeherter 4 месяца назад +1

    1:18:40 would result in nothing but the kid being in a state of constant terror and emotionally destroyed

  • @kristopherenglehart8704
    @kristopherenglehart8704 Год назад +4

    Here's a question for will Smith. If you write a scenario to help your son develop his acting career, then make a scenario that gives him ample occasion to show his acting talent. DONT make a movie where you are required not to show various convincing emotions

  • @masonmancoffey1722
    @masonmancoffey1722 Год назад +4

    Hey Doug, this was really really good. I enjoyed it.

  • @virginiadare1587
    @virginiadare1587 Год назад +3

    Doug, you would be surprised what I've watched simply because a Phoenix or a Culkin was in it. Not so much with Wahlbergs. Donnie was great in his brief scene in The Sixth Sense though.

  • @joshuariddensdale2126
    @joshuariddensdale2126 Год назад +8

    I don't know if you've done a NC about this movie yet, but one that audiences absolutely went gaga over in 1996 was Independence Day. It was right at the height of Jeff Goldblum mania (three years after Jurassic Park, and a year before The Lost World). I recommend watching the Extended Cut, which reinstates a subplot that further develops Randy Quaid's character. Of course, the dumpster fire that's ID: Resurgence retcons a lot of the events of the first movie.

  • @Schizniit
    @Schizniit Год назад +4

    That woman in Signs can speak really well for someone who just had like 60% of their body flat stanley'd by a car

  • @ShinraZero295
    @ShinraZero295 Год назад +4

    Ah, I see now that by "All the Shyamalan Movies" you meant all the bad ones. 'The Sixth Sense' and 'Stuart Little' being absent from this review-a-thon led me to this conclusion.

  • @endrankluvsda4loko172
    @endrankluvsda4loko172 Год назад +1

    lol that last airbender song was amazing.

  • @ryno_8848
    @ryno_8848 Год назад +2

    My English teacher loved this movie and let the class watch it on the last day of my freshman year. It does have a it's so bad it's good type of feel. IMO.

  • @tahuti51
    @tahuti51 Год назад +1

    I watched all morning in anticipation of your critique of my favorite poorly made film, The Lady In The Water. I was in tears, nearly choked on my breakfast, laughed until I lost my breath. If I can still get a signal I want to be watching your channel as the world ends 😂 😂😂😂

  • @TheMsLourdes
    @TheMsLourdes Год назад +3

    To be fair about SIgns, its nothing but a tension filled thriller about the most quiet alien invasion ever. Its a masterpiece, and understated amish thriller with english. You just have to go with it. Not saying that he had any great movies after sixth sense, signs, and the bruce willis thing, but this is one of the goodies.

  • @miloseveggies8064
    @miloseveggies8064 Год назад +1

    2:31:11 brilliant line: "You do realize we hear the lines you're writing?"

  • @Drn10n
    @Drn10n Год назад +2

    i remember seeing the last air bender movie in theaters, it was the first time a movie disappointed me to the point of being upset. and saying "so just don't watch it and it won't ruin the show" doesn't work, the failure of the movie was one of the reasons we didn't get a season 4

  • @timcirulis5273
    @timcirulis5273 Год назад +5

    So the twist in "Signs" is he stole the aliens weakness from "Alien Nation" but made even more of a problem for them. Not just saltwater but all water is like acid to them.

    • @csgraffiti
      @csgraffiti Год назад

      No, what he did was take War of the Worlds and find a different issue than the common flue :-) And just like the flue to marthians, who's to say there couldn't be life allergic to water? It grew on a planet with a very different set of elements. I'd say the bigger problem is them surviving our atmosphere without biosuits. A Star Trek away-mission blunder, if you will. There is humidity in our atmosphere which should make them irritated at least? Their planet would probably have a more gaseous or liquid component not possible on Earth.

    • @timcirulis5273
      @timcirulis5273 Год назад

      @@csgraffiti Nah. Alien invasion have become so common place in story and film you can't throw a rock without hitting one. If the story had big ships and tech crushing the military, then it rained and the invaders all melted you could make this argument but it was the story of one family. What was taken and exacerbated was the water is like acid concept and perhaps the aliens are dump and have no foresight trope.

    • @natben6099
      @natben6099 Год назад

      nah, he made aliens who actually didn't want to invade earth. do you really believe what dumbass rednecks say all the time?

  • @stormstrider1990
    @stormstrider1990 Год назад +3

    A nice compilation of the Shyamalan reviews. Signs is considered a classic, but the acting is awkward, and the aliens are dumb. The Last Airbender is one of the worst adaptations of all time, and The Happening is basically Shyamalan trying to be Stephen King. Lady in the Water can be summed up by one word: NARF! There's one review missing, though: Devil. The episode is hilarious, but it's over 40 minutes long, and I suppose this compilation is long enough as it is.

  • @AriochStarr
    @AriochStarr Год назад +2

    Du-gah!
    Freaking love that Signs review.

  • @LizzieLovZU
    @LizzieLovZU Год назад +1

    I'm French and I've seen every Shyamalan movies in theatres with Friends, during those events where the price of the ticket is lower at 1 euro after the first ticket bought full Price, and I am so thankful for Lady in the Water and the Happening....
    My favorite parts were the jump scares on the sprinklers when the demon dog thingy is Always Seen coming a mile away and the cereal kid,
    For the Happening, it's the super serious fight with no emotion when we learn that the relationship issue is due to Zoé Deschanel eating a tiramisu with some guy named Joey,
    Couldn't tell if the issue was with the tiramisu or the random dude..
    I remember Signs fondly because I Saw it with my now deceased dad, and we honestly thought it was a comedy and had a good time with it..
    He loved unbreakable, I wish he got the chance to see Split, he would have been like a child at the end
    The village I was just pissed because I thought it was a horror movie, it was advertised as one but nope, yet, there is one scene I loved, when the blind girl stays at the door for her lover, hand out the door when the Fake Monsters arrive, I thought that was Moving and chilling ...
    Glass had too much potential to be that half assed and The Visit I really liked
    Devil and After Earth I had no Idea were MNS's work, but crazy toast Guy was Amazing, the other one I fell asleep halfway through ...
    I still love him though, he is amazing,
    So are your reviews !

  • @aboxinspace
    @aboxinspace Год назад +4

    I'm glad "OLD" is the last review on this compilation, cus seeing Gael Garcia just made me wanna go watch ''Werewolf by Night'' for the 5th time. Even with a bad script, there's just something wholesome about him =)
    Whereas OLD was pretty 'meh'... WBN is brilliant.

    • @CelestialxTrash
      @CelestialxTrash Год назад +1

      OH MY GOD I JUST REALISED THAT ITS HIM!

    • @aboxinspace
      @aboxinspace Год назад +1

      @@CelestialxTrash gael garcia is like a secret ingredient, you may not notice he's there at first, but when you DO... You can't think of anything else 🤭💙

    • @CelestialxTrash
      @CelestialxTrash Год назад

      @@aboxinspace that's fair

  • @shoshoni_rezdog
    @shoshoni_rezdog Год назад +1

    "Mid-Sized Sedan" is truly the funniest rapper name anyone could have. How can anyone say that name with a straight face?!

  • @gummygumdrop1516
    @gummygumdrop1516 Год назад +3

    Love you Doug, cant wait to sed you in Dublin!

    • @ChannelAwesome
      @ChannelAwesome  Год назад +1

      See ya there!

    • @ayanamiayachanJ
      @ayanamiayachanJ Год назад

      @@ChannelAwesome I haven’t seen signs since one of my teachers played it for Halloween in grade school

  • @animehero343
    @animehero343 Год назад

    I needed this comp, these are some of my favorite vids

  • @deltacharlieecho4732
    @deltacharlieecho4732 Год назад +1

    I know that you're not going to believe me, but I genuinely and unironically love Lady in the Water. I think it is Shyamalan's best movie only narrowly beating out The 3ixth Sense. I own the movie on DVD, Blueray, and there was a book produced, that I also own. I think everything about the story and actor selection is mastery of the medium.

  • @Ferdinand_VonAegir
    @Ferdinand_VonAegir Год назад +2

    A surprise video but a welcome one.

  • @mikeyfn-a6684
    @mikeyfn-a6684 Год назад

    Wow I could close my eyes and actually see Trevor'GTAV'Phillips at 6:15 😂

  • @alexanderbaker898
    @alexanderbaker898 Год назад +1

    I need this rereleased with it having actually having all the NC Shyamalan reviews.