MORT THEORY: The Crimes of Mort

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @TheTheorizer
    @TheTheorizer  Год назад +689

    2nd Compilation (Parts 7-20): ruclips.net/video/mgS3vb8NLbk/видео.html
    3rd Compilation (Parts 21-26): ruclips.net/video/1w1qpx85UNo/видео.html

    • @beanburrito4405
      @beanburrito4405 Год назад +86

      This is the best series of -a madman’s unhinged ramblings- theories I’ve watched on the Internet, thank you for your -suffering- dedication in bringing this to us

    • @gabrielortiz3811
      @gabrielortiz3811 Год назад +15

      Rewatching this one before the new ones that came yesterday. Remeber watching this one during quarantine.

    • @LavenderSkysStories
      @LavenderSkysStories Год назад +16

      A L L H A I L K I N G J U L I A N

    • @jamall7003
      @jamall7003 Год назад +21

      Literally said this videos would take 2 years to make and 2 years later we get the continuation. That's commitment

    • @Luizfernando-dm2rf
      @Luizfernando-dm2rf Год назад +5

      @@jamall7003 Before I thought he acted a bit cringe and overreacted on his videos, but now? I'm convinced he was actually being genuine... I don't know if that's for the better o_o

  • @theworldmushroom2581
    @theworldmushroom2581 10 месяцев назад +3979

    Why does my man sound like he's hiding in an attic leaving tapes about an eldritch horror hes witnessed with his own eyes and has filled his heart with gate and terror

    • @Cati_Offical
      @Cati_Offical 9 месяцев назад +84

      Eh em,
      Jonathan Sims season 2 from the magnus archives

    • @theworldmushroom2581
      @theworldmushroom2581 9 месяцев назад +42

      @@Cati_Offical yeah pretty much those vibes

    • @ismayonez6865
      @ismayonez6865 9 месяцев назад +64

      Because he is.

    • @jonathanwatson4484
      @jonathanwatson4484 8 месяцев назад +26

      I get the same vibe... it the voice and how that voice describe everything along with the accent... and i love it

    • @sonofpears4691
      @sonofpears4691 8 месяцев назад +25

      Your gonna find his tapes throughout a horror game ultimately finding the last one on his skeleton

  • @thyrahelena9529
    @thyrahelena9529 3 года назад +7064

    I slept while listening to this on a bus to austria. And everytime i woke up i had no fucking idea what was happening. It was great. Thank you

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 3 года назад +320

      if i were you id think i was having a fewer dream

    • @westduran2974
      @westduran2974 3 года назад +49

      What the fuuuuuuuuuuuck

    • @elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169
      @elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169 3 года назад +52

      Mort did the Holocaust

    • @whatthefridge1o1
      @whatthefridge1o1 3 года назад +118

      i am half alseep and just took cough medicine for my cold, and honestly im in the same boat

    • @ozhinz
      @ozhinz 3 года назад +22

      how do you fall asleep on the bus? dont you get scared you will miss your stop?

  • @ultimateweeabootrash
    @ultimateweeabootrash 3 года назад +12376

    The most terrifying part of this video is the slow realization that it is, in fact, truly not a joke.

    • @alexgrubb1057
      @alexgrubb1057 3 года назад +523

      I never doubted him.

    • @exterminatusbutton8723
      @exterminatusbutton8723 3 года назад +661

      Because of this video I watched the show and oh my lord the realization that the theorizer was correct freaked me out so much

    • @Henjos22
      @Henjos22 3 года назад +130

      I will never sleep again

    • @spidey5108
      @spidey5108 3 года назад +292

      This guy unfortunately is accepting disturbing canon that never should have been revealed in public, let alone _written._

    • @spidey5108
      @spidey5108 3 года назад +41

      @ADR is Offline Well, how do you know? Pretty sure they shoehorn in a clip of Alex arriving to connect this to canon.
      Unless you know something else. By all means, elaborate.

  • @error-try-again-later
    @error-try-again-later 10 месяцев назад +3003

    The fact Mort had an entire human arm in his stomach makes me think the skeletons from the first movie didn't actually die in the plane crash...

    • @vanui
      @vanui 8 месяцев назад +139

      It also makes me wonder if he used the hair from the people in the plane crash.

    • @Racconee
      @Racconee 7 месяцев назад +74

      To make the wigs

    • @Imperials3nate
      @Imperials3nate 6 месяцев назад +51

      I mean, his first appearance in AHKJ is when he falls from (presumabky) the giant tree. So...

    • @therxianbonezmari
      @therxianbonezmari 3 месяца назад +4

      that’s actually true omg help

    • @ChloeHoyle-d5i
      @ChloeHoyle-d5i 3 месяца назад +5

      I mean if you think about it a death like that wouldn’t leave the skeleton completely clean.

  • @thefunnyman8073
    @thefunnyman8073 3 года назад +1932

    At the start of this video he said he was glad the 4th wall separates us from Mort.
    But Mort has broken the 4th wall multiple times. We are not safe.

    • @infinityheart_tm9270
      @infinityheart_tm9270 3 года назад +52

      As Homestucks we can confirm when the 4th wall no longer exists.

    • @Frankie-xu6sr
      @Frankie-xu6sr 3 года назад +12

      Don't tell him that

    • @infinityheart_tm9270
      @infinityheart_tm9270 3 года назад +6

      @@Frankie-xu6sr i didnt say anything about helping him in his deranged state.

    • @mcmeme835
      @mcmeme835 3 года назад +30

      Something tells me mort doesnt know the forth wall actually exists...

    • @Centiwing
      @Centiwing 3 года назад +9

      i only liked this comment because of the name the funny man and homestuck pfp

  • @rickyluvr69
    @rickyluvr69 3 года назад +27143

    the scariest part is that he barely theorizes. he almost only goes over what happens canonically

    • @AJ-vr9hf
      @AJ-vr9hf 3 года назад +1316

      Absolute Nightmare Fuel, this isn’t for kids anymore…

    • @your_local_nobody1222
      @your_local_nobody1222 3 года назад +986

      @@AJ-vr9hf the thing is mort was my favorite character in the Madagascar series... This was absolutely traumatic

    • @AJ-vr9hf
      @AJ-vr9hf 3 года назад +494

      @@your_local_nobody1222 if you’re serious about Mort being your favorite character, this’ll probably haunt you for a while.

    • @your_local_nobody1222
      @your_local_nobody1222 3 года назад +283

      @@AJ-vr9hf yeah.. Almost gave me nightmares I saw his face everywhere I looked

    • @AJ-vr9hf
      @AJ-vr9hf 3 года назад +164

      @@your_local_nobody1222 Jesus that sounds absolutely horrific…

  • @yellow-py
    @yellow-py 3 года назад +15497

    This video is longer than the first hunger games movie

  • @ThePotatoTurtl3
    @ThePotatoTurtl3 Год назад +1296

    I love that this isn't even a theory, its just a breakdown of each show and it is still more insane than anyone could've made up

  • @ashwinnmyburgh9364
    @ashwinnmyburgh9364 3 года назад +2558

    What is honestly terrifying is that this is all completely true...
    This show is absolutely insane, and literally uses all this as plot points.

    • @joshua2400
      @joshua2400 3 года назад +32

      God Christ Jesus bless you and have a wonderful day my family

    • @boipoi_78
      @boipoi_78 3 года назад +157

      @@joshua2400 Sorry, my devotion is only for our lord of death, Mort

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 3 года назад +33

      *Elderich chanting intensifies*

    • @anamariaramirez9341
      @anamariaramirez9341 3 года назад +11

      It's amazing! Goes to show just how much creative the writers are

    • @anamariaramirez9341
      @anamariaramirez9341 3 года назад +9

      This show is Insanity in the best way possible

  • @LucasMBoysOurRoy
    @LucasMBoysOurRoy 3 года назад +13511

    "Everyone in the show is implied to be Jewish or bisexual" is not a sentence that would've ever crossed my mind when thinking about a spinoff tv show of Madagascar

  • @MaddysinLeigh
    @MaddysinLeigh 3 года назад +13751

    “Go for the males first, the children we can sell, and the women *laugh maniacally* ah, the women… we will always treat with respect.” Is my favorite quote from Mort.
    Edit: my most liked comment on any social media is now a quote from a deranged cartoon lemur. Anyway, thanks for 11k likes!

    • @rat-wc7wj
      @rat-wc7wj 3 года назад +673

      tf is this quote fr?

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 3 года назад +799

      What the fuck? Is this legit?

    • @rat-wc7wj
      @rat-wc7wj 3 года назад +1222

      @@concept5631 i just checked and holy shit yes it is real

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 3 года назад +382

      @@rat-wc7wj Christ.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 3 года назад +418

      @@rat-wc7wj Shit it is real.

  • @LizzyLanePlays
    @LizzyLanePlays 7 месяцев назад +504

    My parents would not let me watch SpongeBob as a kid, but they let me watch THIS!???

    • @Starz_Shine
      @Starz_Shine 5 месяцев назад +21

      IKR, HOW IS THIS BETTER

    • @seematahir5970
      @seematahir5970 5 месяцев назад +14

      Upgrade tbh

    • @치추이
      @치추이 5 месяцев назад +8

      why not spongebob?

    • @supreme6295
      @supreme6295 5 месяцев назад +8

      Lemme guess 7 deadly sin theory?

    • @ip4501
      @ip4501 3 месяца назад +5

      dude, you obviously haven't seen the SpongeBob theories, just as cooked as this.

  • @pineapplefrostyfruits9225
    @pineapplefrostyfruits9225 3 года назад +5983

    This is the equivalent of reading a Lovecraftian novel, in which the protagonist slowly looses their grip on sanity as they delve deeper and deeper into the endless abyss of understanding an eldritch horror beyond full comprehension.

    • @rhf-uj3ho
      @rhf-uj3ho 3 года назад +211

      We can watch it in real time through his youtube posts too lol

    • @witheredbonnie9268
      @witheredbonnie9268 3 года назад +154

      The theorizer is a Lovecraft main character

    • @StarlasAiko
      @StarlasAiko 3 года назад +106

      And Mort is a lovecraftian eldritch abomination

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 3 года назад +109

      And in end Theorizer will discover he is part Mort and will slowly begin his gruesome transformation into a lemur SOI style

    • @MimikyuCookie
      @MimikyuCookie 3 года назад +55

      Except less racism

  • @moneysqueeze7164
    @moneysqueeze7164 3 года назад +7532

    I like how warbley his voice is, like he’s afraid to say it as if Mort can hear him.

    • @chrisjohnstonsmomisgay517
      @chrisjohnstonsmomisgay517 3 года назад +722

      He sounds like a paranoid theorist that's been tortured by Mort and he's trying to reveal the truth about how evil Mort is

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 3 года назад +159

      @Scratchy no, he has opened his third eye

    • @scorchinorphan1687
      @scorchinorphan1687 3 года назад +42

      @Scratchy No, have you ever done DMT

    • @SlimThief
      @SlimThief 3 года назад +23

      @Scratchy many times

    • @scorchinorphan1687
      @scorchinorphan1687 3 года назад +12

      @Scratchy you didn't answer my question

  • @princessaur
    @princessaur 2 года назад +6034

    I love how they had like two jokes in the original Madagascar movie about Mort hugging Julian's legs and Julian being like "what did I tell you about the feet?!" and then the writers took that and were like "hey what if we gave Mort a foot fetish."

    • @skywardlink8697
      @skywardlink8697 2 года назад +254

      I love how they had like two jokes in the original Madagascar movie about Mort hugging Julian's legs and Julian being like "what did I tell you about the feet?!" and then the writers took that and were like "hey what if we gave Morb a foot fetish."

    • @ricardodnda3826
      @ricardodnda3826 2 года назад +338

      @@skywardlink8697 Morbius?!

    • @MagikSpellzz
      @MagikSpellzz Год назад +89

      @@ricardodnda3826 it's a me, mario- Chris pratt

    • @boltogen5416
      @boltogen5416 Год назад +247

      That’s more because at the time Nick had a huge problem with hiring a lot of people with feet fetishes to do their work. Never forget the time they changed their logo to a foot

    • @ricardodnda3826
      @ricardodnda3826 Год назад +22

      @@MagikSpellzz What is a Chris Pratt is it a foot???

  • @zoro4661WasTaken
    @zoro4661WasTaken Год назад +2158

    Fun fact: "Mort" is pronounced almost exactly like the German word "Mord", meaning "murder". At one point this is mentioned in the German version of the Penguins of Madagascar show, I think when the main characters think he was killed by the gorillas. They say something along the lines of "I hope his name didn't come true", I think.

    • @schlangengift6382
      @schlangengift6382 Год назад +66

      Ye thats true (im a german)

    • @YouCanCallMeIz
      @YouCanCallMeIz Год назад +189

      Mort is similar to Mortis, a latin word meaning... you guessed it, death.

    • @byulharangforlife
      @byulharangforlife 11 месяцев назад +174

      mort literally means dead in french

    • @anzaia2164
      @anzaia2164 10 месяцев назад +72

      It can _not_ be a coincidence that Todd is named Todd. Both of these were chosen deliberately. (Tod = Death)

    • @zoro4661WasTaken
      @zoro4661WasTaken 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@anzaia2164 Genuinely wouldn't be surprised

  • @tzenntausi8458
    @tzenntausi8458 3 года назад +2279

    Mort stated that he has been cursed many times. Maybe his affection for feet was imposed on him by the gods to keep him busy, to distract him.

    • @s0vnds
      @s0vnds 3 года назад +105

      Or maybe the source of their power is their feet and that's why he likes royal feet

    • @crethan219
      @crethan219 3 года назад +54

      I was going to say something similar, maybe with his new favorite pair of feet gone from Madagascar, his inner society of morts run rampant are are 20x more active than when he was obsessing over king julians feet

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 3 года назад +8

      @Mikky Renee
      yeah that checks out, actually

    • @faelger9473
      @faelger9473 3 года назад +2

      Until.....NEEDED.....MUAHAhHAHA
      ^^

    • @HY-if9ct
      @HY-if9ct 3 года назад +4

      Finally an actual theory

  • @jackdamascus4506
    @jackdamascus4506 3 года назад +3334

    The fact that someone sat down and explained all of this to the board of directors proves something

    • @gaminganimators7000
      @gaminganimators7000 3 года назад +69

      @@ivylives559 there is no video, it's just a joke about how people have to explain these episodes to a board of direction

    • @rdc-fk5yt
      @rdc-fk5yt 3 года назад +101

      He is a man of focus, integrity and sheer fucking will

    • @abidaabida1624
      @abidaabida1624 3 года назад +123

      The fact that the directors ACCEPTED this proves something.

    • @jackdamascus4506
      @jackdamascus4506 3 года назад +140

      @@abidaabida1624 “so you want a possibly gay, mouse lemur with multiple personalities BUT they turn out to be different morts from other dimensions?”
      “Yea”
      “Alright I-I don’t even got a reason to complain”

    • @doomgiven0358
      @doomgiven0358 3 года назад +27

      This is two and a half hours of mort knowledge, YOU ARNT READY FOR MORT

  • @roastedsardines
    @roastedsardines Год назад +4789

    This is truly disturbing because of how much consistency there is. Like... The writers are fully conscious. This is purposeful. _Why._

    • @ZerglingLover
      @ZerglingLover Год назад +578

      Seriously, that’s what baffles me. My theory is that it’s just one or two employees that think it’s funny, while everyone else simply follows along; mere puppets to the masterminds of Madagascar.

    • @roastedsardines
      @roastedsardines Год назад +80

      @@ZerglingLover I like the way you think

    • @candy-kp8bb
      @candy-kp8bb 10 месяцев назад +67

      I feel like it’s because since ahkj doesn’t have the penguins they needed a character to fill in rico’s role and they chose mort

    • @Skijaramaz
      @Skijaramaz 10 месяцев назад +22

      I feel the better question is: why not?

    • @Linguae_Music
      @Linguae_Music 10 месяцев назад +23

      It is a schizophrenic masterpiece.

  • @fuecOHKO
    @fuecOHKO Год назад +727

    Me at the start: Wow 12 wives? that's a lot of lore for one side character.
    Me at the end: WHAT???!!!!

  • @404_NotFound-q8l
    @404_NotFound-q8l 3 года назад +3490

    Broke: “your favorite character is insane/evil/dead”
    Woke: “your favorite character is an inter dimensional immortal being of cosmic horror”

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  3 года назад +520

      Except it’s also true

    • @dudein9785
      @dudein9785 3 года назад +76

      Woke: "your favorite character is a mirror of your inner self"

    • @404_NotFound-q8l
      @404_NotFound-q8l 3 года назад +52

      @@dudein9785 _looks at my list of favorite characters_
      … mm, yeah, that checks out

    • @infinityheart_tm9270
      @infinityheart_tm9270 3 года назад +13

      @Scratchy yo did someone say Homestuck

    • @cassidycaroll
      @cassidycaroll 3 года назад +9

      holy shit did I just hear the word Homestuck?

  • @floosh1730
    @floosh1730 3 года назад +3739

    “Mort later vomits up thousands of dead flies, and then becomes a giant one and flies away” what in the everloving mother of Mort’s menacing mustard

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 3 года назад +111

      You are seeing a true Lovecraftian monster.

    • @rokamayono2312
      @rokamayono2312 3 года назад +95

      Looking back, All Hail King Julien was weird as hell

    • @spicymice8883
      @spicymice8883 3 года назад +72

      Omg, this means mort is possibly Beelzebub or a relative of beelzebub, lord of the flies....this adds a whole new layer to...... the ancestry of Mort

    • @ralifano1450
      @ralifano1450 3 года назад +10

      @@spicymice8883 Beelzebub have the another title that is the fly god

    • @redactedoktor
      @redactedoktor 3 года назад +24

      @@rokamayono2312 Yeah...
      That was an absolute acid induced fever dream but it was... good? Entertaining? Funny? It’s weird. It wasn’t good, but it was pretty good unironically and an absolute ironic masterpiece.
      I rate this series 8/10 for being the absolute chaotic energy this world doesn’t need but will get anyway, and oh boy do I love my chaos!

  • @inkymilk4999
    @inkymilk4999 3 года назад +4950

    everyone: awwe he's so cute
    The theorizer: HIS NAME IS DEATH for he is Mort the lemur

    • @SnarkNSass
      @SnarkNSass 3 года назад +25

      Zactly 😉🤣😂

    • @loathecraft
      @loathecraft 3 года назад +97

      Mort in my native language(romanian) means dead (also in the madagascar films here his name is changed to mortimer soo that his name dosne't get asociated with dead things)

    • @Baldo99Winona
      @Baldo99Winona 3 года назад +43

      No his name isnt death he IS DEATH

    • @mangomacaroon
      @mangomacaroon 3 года назад +19

      @@loathecraft same, I think they changed it to Morti (mortee) in French so we wouldn't get confused about it

    • @cipher8818
      @cipher8818 3 года назад +7

      I mean Mort could be short for Mortis xD

  • @SjenaCrowsLoss
    @SjenaCrowsLoss 7 месяцев назад +113

    Is it bad that this is my comfort video? I’ve watched the whole series multiple times (at least five) and this video almost every night to sleep

  • @Xitout
    @Xitout 3 года назад +2105

    Mort is literally Gunther from Adventure Time; cute, small, childish, both stupid and intelligent at the same time, older than anybody thinks, and truly a chaotic monster on the inside. I wouldn't be surprised if Mort truly is a monster created from before time itself as well, and that it isn't that he has the DNA of a bunch of different animals and objects, but a bunch of animals and objects are distant relatives of HIM.

    • @supersonic5024
      @supersonic5024 3 года назад +24

      we have concluded last episode or smt that he is death himself

    • @AishiCheemo
      @AishiCheemo 3 года назад +1

      @@supersonic5024 😳sussy baka

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 3 года назад +33

      ... Dear. God. Mort really is an Elderich entity of Death.

    • @johnallenvdollesin6015
      @johnallenvdollesin6015 3 года назад +1

      @@AishiCheemo aho chinchin doko desu ka arei ikari gomen nasal

    • @owu9227
      @owu9227 3 года назад

      true.

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 3 года назад +11629

    "Everyone in the show is implied to be Jewish or bisexual" has got to be officially one of my newest favourite lines ever spoken about a TV programme

  • @ssscout
    @ssscout 3 года назад +2343

    mort theory netflix docu-series coming soon produced by The Theorizer

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  3 года назад +281

      Ten hours long. This video of course is Parts 1-6 compiled together.

    • @nilzerYT
      @nilzerYT 3 года назад +7

      Lmao

    • @lee_loves_gaming
      @lee_loves_gaming 3 года назад +2

      @@TheTheorizer TV show possibly?

    • @amakiio
      @amakiio 3 года назад +2

      love ur edits, never thought you’d be here tho 💀

  • @knowledge3743
    @knowledge3743 Год назад +423

    Man I really wish we had more shows with this level of unhinged

    • @chompy650
      @chompy650 8 месяцев назад +9

      me too i mean why not

  • @thetomfooler3192
    @thetomfooler3192 Год назад +5298

    I love how throughout the clips Theorizers mort impression gets slowly more and more accurate to the point that it’s actually disturbing near the end.

    • @an0rmalp3rson70
      @an0rmalp3rson70 Год назад +208

      He's taking over

    • @masterhound5093
      @masterhound5093 Год назад +312

      mort isn't just a character. it's a mindset. Mort is an acronym of the "Mindset Of Reckless Trauma" . He exists to spread this mindset and cause trauma upon others using only the most reckless actions.... Hence MORT.

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 Год назад +64

      He’s approaching morting time

    • @jameslancaster748
      @jameslancaster748 Год назад +57

      Mort is a cognitohazard, impersonating Mort will slowly turn you into mort

    • @oleksandrbyelyenko435
      @oleksandrbyelyenko435 Год назад +10

      It is disturbing from the first minute

  • @bjarnivalur6330
    @bjarnivalur6330 3 года назад +8097

    This show is what happens when nobody acknowledges your show but you still have an unlimited writers budget.

    • @anamariaramirez9341
      @anamariaramirez9341 3 года назад +319

      And it is genius!

    • @buihelgason
      @buihelgason 3 года назад +1006

      I legitimately think that this show has been forgotten by the higher ups at netflix and dreamworks, so they've also forgotten to cancel the show.
      So the team just continues making it.

    • @SirMelon-iv9gk
      @SirMelon-iv9gk 3 года назад +233

      Watching this has seriously no joke fucked with me. The breaking point was the fucking “big daddy likes a solid 7 chick with a nice bushy flavor saber under her nose.” I can’t take this shit

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 3 года назад +400

      it sucks that its marketed as a kids show, otherwise its kind of incredible that this exists, the writers went all out in the weirdest ways. I cant tell if i think thats really funny or stupid

    • @dannysankyu
      @dannysankyu 3 года назад +64

      @@SirMelon-iv9gk what the fuck there’s no way that’s in the show LMFAO

  • @polari7658
    @polari7658 3 года назад +1695

    1:40, in case you were wondering, this is not an exaggeration. His name, Mort, is the Latin root for death. If you're an English speaker, you can see this root in the words: immortal, mortician, mortal, morgue, and mortgage.

    • @theangrysuchomimus5163
      @theangrysuchomimus5163 2 года назад +155

      Plus “mort” means death in French.

    • @LupinticDream
      @LupinticDream 2 года назад +216

      Ah. Of course the root word for mortgage would literally mean death.

    • @spacedrake8364
      @spacedrake8364 2 года назад +165

      @@LupinticDream Literally means "dead pledge" too, lol. Though mortgage specifically was originally a French word, it meant more in the sense the deal would die once it's debt is paid off.

    • @Lucidtundra
      @Lucidtundra 2 года назад +20

      oh, mortage, who cares about the evidence, if someone's name has mortgage in it... everyone should run for the hills.

    • @thecamocampaindude5167
      @thecamocampaindude5167 2 года назад +8

      Mort in french means dead, death

  • @-inFinity05-
    @-inFinity05- 7 месяцев назад +44

    I broke when you started singing. This is a mortifying work of art.

  • @iminabox842
    @iminabox842 3 года назад +1531

    As a kid, I used to play Madagascar 3 on the wii (don’t ask), and there were these scenes that when you explored a dark alleyway or something, Mort would pop out at you. It was honestly terrifying from what I remember

    • @owu9227
      @owu9227 3 года назад +24

      Got any YT videos relating to it?

    • @gaminganimators7000
      @gaminganimators7000 3 года назад +15

      Why is there an invisible reply?

    • @ornessarhithfaeron3576
      @ornessarhithfaeron3576 3 года назад +113

      @@gaminganimators7000 Mort made it

    • @reinathefox6600
      @reinathefox6600 3 года назад +34

      @@ornessarhithfaeron3576 he’s heeeeeeeere

    • @armandbier2502
      @armandbier2502 3 года назад +12

      i think i rented that game from red box when it came out

  • @badhbts
    @badhbts Год назад +3142

    The craziest part of all of this is that the writers are most definitely doing this under the studio execs noses’ because they know they won’t look deep enough into the material to see what is actually being written into their properties.

    • @brunoactis1104
      @brunoactis1104 Год назад +327

      It's an obscure netflix show made to distract babies. The execs did absolutely not care wtf went into it, so the crew did whatever they wanted lmao.

    • @sarinabina5487
      @sarinabina5487 10 месяцев назад +176

      @@brunoactis1104 honestly i'd love to work on a show like this (execs don't care about it + purely made to distract kids and make money) for this exact reason. i could write nearly whatever i want as long as it's kid-friendly enough lmao. dream job

    • @anzaia2164
      @anzaia2164 10 месяцев назад +158

      @@sarinabina5487 I have a pet theory that _this_ is the reason why those kid's shows, that only exist to sell toys, are so good. Like He-Man, Transformers, more currently Monster High (though that show is a little less unhinged), the artists can go ham with the characters and lore and one liners, because no exec cares. As long as it sells.

    • @sarinabina5487
      @sarinabina5487 10 месяцев назад +18

      @@anzaia2164 that's a good theory!!

    • @soulsearcher9620
      @soulsearcher9620 10 месяцев назад +21

      The issue with writing is executives and marketing departments.

  • @WouldntWeather
    @WouldntWeather 2 года назад +2477

    You know, I had a nightmare about Mort one time... rabid and deranged with foam coming out of his mouth, kept chasing me with his sharp teeth. He got hit by a bus but came back like it was nothing. I ended up waking up in a cold sweat from that. Somehow, that nightmare seemed to have predicted this video.

    • @skywardlink8697
      @skywardlink8697 2 года назад +74

      You know, I had a nightmare about Morb one time... rabid and deranged with foam coming out of his mouth, kept chasing me with his sharp teeth. He got hit by a bus but came back like it was nothing. I ended up waking up in a cold sweat from that. Somehow, that nightmare seemed to have predicted this video.

    • @LupinticDream
      @LupinticDream 2 года назад +76

      You know, I had a nightmare about Morbius one time... rabid and deranged with foam coming out of his mouth, kept chasing me with his sharp teeth. He got hit by a bus but came back like it was nothing. I ended up waking up in a cold sweat from that. Somehow, that nightmare seemed to have predicted this video.
      It's Morbin' Time.

    • @ikeepcoins388
      @ikeepcoins388 2 года назад +40

      Mort has rabies

    • @Shit_master459
      @Shit_master459 2 года назад +50

      @@LupinticDream it's mortin' time

    • @thecrimsonfuckeralucardlor5087
      @thecrimsonfuckeralucardlor5087 2 года назад +16

      It's morbin time

  • @etwanican_7439
    @etwanican_7439 Год назад +314

    When I first clicked on this video I figured it’d be some insane theory purely for satire but when I actually looked into this stuff, I realized just how true it is. What we’re the writers smoking?!

  • @pigeonfood420
    @pigeonfood420 2 года назад +3353

    loving the frantic energy in this i feel like im in a video game listening to an apocalyptic log where im gonna find the speakers body after hearing the last tape

    • @europaaugust9598
      @europaaugust9598 Год назад +74

      That's amazing

    • @EventheStephenisEven
      @EventheStephenisEven Год назад +171

      The Mort Tapes

    • @Nos1maj
      @Nos1maj Год назад +40

      ​@@EventheStephenisEven that sounds like smth I'd watch lmao

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 Год назад

      ​@@Nos1maj the fuck you mean something you WOULD watch? You've watched it right here😂😂

    • @excalibur2038
      @excalibur2038 Год назад +79

      I know right, it feels like hes trying to get all the information out before mort himself finds and silences him

  • @sunnyd9884
    @sunnyd9884 Год назад +1525

    finally someone talks about it. I binged that show when i was out of a spinal surgery in the hospital, and i saw things i cant forget, and yet...no one spoke a word. no one else knew.

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 Год назад +91

      exactly bro this show lives in my head rent free the things I saw I can't unsee.

    • @RayTheomo
      @RayTheomo Год назад +125

      "Go ahead. Tell the world what you've witnessed. No one will believe you anyway."

    • @Olivethedinomask
      @Olivethedinomask 10 месяцев назад +4

      Why did you use bing?

    • @jm329
      @jm329 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@OlivethedinomaskBecause they pay you.

    • @Otterfrosti
      @Otterfrosti 8 месяцев назад

      i binged the entire show over covid

  • @fantasyperson8261
    @fantasyperson8261 3 года назад +2847

    When I first saw this I thought he was exaggerating, then I watched All Hail King Julien and realized everything he says is true. If anything he's underselling it. He didn't even mention the giant scorpion who "only ever ate that one baby".

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  3 года назад +617

      Precisely

    • @michaelyu2744
      @michaelyu2744 3 года назад +475

      All Hail King Julien is so fucking wild that all this Mort stuff is barely unique in terms of wackiness. Maurice is apparently an aye aye that was intended to be sacrificed to sentient bells when he was a baby but rescued by baby King Julien. Julien's uncle has a secret program to hypnosize the lemurs of the kingdom to become assasins, and then the whole thing turned out to be a failure so he killed all his intended assasins. And then there's the only doctor in the kingdom who is an unlicensed fake doctor that is trying to revive corpses apparently. This doctor has done so successfully at least one, reviving the corpse of an athlete, and then Mort went on to have a romantic relationship with the undead corpse. I can keep mentioning more but I'll stop there for now.

    • @RozyPoyo
      @RozyPoyo 3 года назад +203

      @@michaelyu2744 loved the show when I was younger. Forgot that mort was a necrophile, though.

    • @akari3999
      @akari3999 3 года назад +75

      I never realised how wild AHKJ was when I watched it as a kid lmao

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 3 года назад +68

      @@RozyPoyo What did you expect from something who's name in french translates to death ?
      It was written all over him

  • @czarvellleeynoy175
    @czarvellleeynoy175 10 месяцев назад +229

    ngl, i know more about mort now than the exams im about to take for tommorrow.... wish me luck

  • @aguy8736
    @aguy8736 3 года назад +2771

    "People who havn't watched this show think mort is a helpless little baby."
    "SHOW THEM THIS!"
    *Cinderella ad plays*

    • @pit_shost
      @pit_shost 3 года назад +41

      I got a *borgor* ad for McDonald's

    • @knightmare3706
      @knightmare3706 3 года назад +23

      I got a MacBook ad

    • @pit_shost
      @pit_shost 3 года назад +37

      @@knightmare3706 that is horrific i cant believe mort own a mac

    • @knightmare3706
      @knightmare3706 3 года назад +12

      @@pit_shost ikr. Truly the most evil of all evil beings. I wouldn't be surprised if Mort somehow was Satan's teacher

    • @pit_shost
      @pit_shost 3 года назад +2

      @@knightmare3706 yeah or one of his mort fragments in a rubber suit

  • @macarthurstewart5863
    @macarthurstewart5863 3 года назад +2902

    Thank you for your services in exposing the most horrifying war criminal in the whole DreamWorks universe, again I commend you upon your descent into madness.

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 Год назад +1449

    You know it’s bad when his wiki shows that he has 12 dead ex wives and children he’s never met, and that only barely scratches the surface of Mort’s crimes

    • @l_am_a_cookie7055
      @l_am_a_cookie7055 10 месяцев назад +8

      REALLY?

    • @hevillepeacefoot8647
      @hevillepeacefoot8647 10 месяцев назад +12

      Having 12 dead wives and children you’ve never met is not a crime

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 10 месяцев назад +48

      @@hevillepeacefoot8647 Not unless you had a hand in them dying.

    • @lampylightbulb
      @lampylightbulb 10 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@OrionDawn15 Though he did say they died from old age.
      His children tho... I fully believe they're probably half-eldritch monstrosities now.

    • @ilikedinosaurs392
      @ilikedinosaurs392 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@OrionDawn15 He is over 50 years old and have outlived all of his family so I don't doubt that they died of old age

  • @DontCallMeYourSlime
    @DontCallMeYourSlime 7 месяцев назад +11

    You telling me this is a channel about theories about films and it actually dives deep and has long, great theories? How is this not more popular than FT?

  • @dervy4005
    @dervy4005 3 года назад +1803

    so you're telling me that mort is an interdimensional elder god that takes on the form of a goodman's mouse lemur with a foot fetish who absorbs alternate universe versions of himself which results in multiple personality disorder

    • @osckywosky5751
      @osckywosky5751 3 года назад +105

      y e s

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 3 года назад +86

      The shows do support the evidence, so... Yes.

    • @cansadafernanda
      @cansadafernanda 3 года назад +68

      And that is not even half of it....

    • @Ferbidin
      @Ferbidin 3 года назад +8

      yes, yes I am

    • @Scorpion-fo6tc
      @Scorpion-fo6tc 3 года назад +25

      If he is an elder god then I’ve never known about it. Raiden would’ve told me.

  • @chaoticpoint8105
    @chaoticpoint8105 2 года назад +2103

    This video feels like it began as a joke but then it's suddenly realized to be plausible hell.

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  2 года назад +549

      Just wait until you get to part 23

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Год назад +81

      ​@@TheTheorizer I can't tell if this is genuine or not.

    • @circIe3
      @circIe3 Год назад +27

      @@concept5631 It is genuine

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Год назад +5

      @@circIe3 Oof

    • @TextualDeviant
      @TextualDeviant Год назад

      ​@@concept5631 Buckle up chucklefucks because this is only the beginning.

  • @whyhihigh
    @whyhihigh 3 года назад +3372

    I thought you’d touch on the fact that “the feet” is literally pronounced as “defeat” - the feet are his literal defeat.

  • @oscarmalikcarscenissen230
    @oscarmalikcarscenissen230 11 месяцев назад +172

    Mort being death makes it really interesting that when Morris is ruler Mort fawns over His feet meaning it isn't specifically king Julian's feet just the feet of a ruler, this being a really interesting commentary on kings, how death literally is at their feet waiting for their word

    • @nicofelie
      @nicofelie 5 месяцев назад +18

      Nice analysis, or like a Damocles sword

    • @saltedpairofducks
      @saltedpairofducks 4 месяца назад +4

      holy shit

    • @Vexedtuna
      @Vexedtuna 2 месяца назад

      Stop it rn

    • @oscarmalikcarscenissen230
      @oscarmalikcarscenissen230 2 месяца назад

      @@Vexedtuna stop what?

    • @Vexedtuna
      @Vexedtuna 2 месяца назад

      @@oscarmalikcarscenissen230 lol. Just incredibly spot on. And how tf did I miss that.

  • @catsock
    @catsock Год назад +1445

    this was the best possible introduction to a youtube channel, probably ever. such a colorful vocabulary and such an emotional cadence.

    • @RavenRains
      @RavenRains Год назад +56

      right there with you buddy. loved his tone throughout too. like he was playing a character which I like. especially when it would break and he HAD to laugh .

    • @scarsch1286
      @scarsch1286 Год назад +21

      I mean when you see this gem in your recommended how can you not click? I was in the same boat and watched it in one sitting.

  • @lokiehigh8732
    @lokiehigh8732 3 года назад +1042

    Even as a child, i never once thought Morty was cute and found him more horrifying. Now those feelings are justified

    • @mort4632
      @mort4632 2 года назад +19

      He’s my favorite elderge god :3

    • @amazingpasta666
      @amazingpasta666 2 года назад +14

      I found him cute from day one and still think he is

    • @Tmam26
      @Tmam26 Год назад +4

      Mortifying

  • @dekiru8249
    @dekiru8249 2 года назад +804

    I was listening to this while asleep and mixed in with my dreams and caused probably one of the worst nightmare of my life

  • @415-k1ub
    @415-k1ub Год назад +97

    Only explaining the parts of the show that matters to the lore analysis and omitting the context of the episode's plot (except when it involves to Mort & other supernatural things) makes everything sounds even more unhinged than it already is. I love it.

  • @eggsecutor2601
    @eggsecutor2601 3 года назад +1752

    babe-- he- hey babe, babe wake up theorizer just dropped a 2 and a half hour mort video

    • @eduardobiondo9181
      @eduardobiondo9181 3 года назад +120

      How to get any girl to marry you: Wanna watch all the Mort theories?

    • @Alestorm5000
      @Alestorm5000 3 года назад +46

      @@eduardobiondo9181 Hey! I tried that and got a divorce... Lol!

    • @sheevhernandez3869
      @sheevhernandez3869 3 года назад +24

      @@Alestorm5000 oof.😳

    • @punawelewele
      @punawelewele 3 года назад +12

      Thats awesome. I wish I knew someone who would watch these videos with me.

    • @TheFagerlund
      @TheFagerlund 3 года назад +12

      @@punawelewele technically there are people watching these with you the only thing is that you cant talk to them

  • @kingofflames738
    @kingofflames738 3 года назад +1335

    It's fucking insane that this is technically more a recap of the show and not a theory.

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  3 года назад +507

      Well this is all just the first quarter. The next 75% are theories

    • @von_da_alien
      @von_da_alien 3 года назад +295

      @@TheTheorizer F-first quarter 😰
      You need a preist, an exorcist, something to cleanse you of Mort exposure.

    • @cup6024
      @cup6024 3 года назад +36

      @@TheTheorizer THERE'S MORE?! yey :D

    • @silentshadow3894
      @silentshadow3894 3 года назад +35

      @@cup6024 well he did say in the beginning this would be about 4 hours and this video is only 2 and half

    • @cup6024
      @cup6024 3 года назад +18

      @@silentshadow3894 I can't remember more than like 5 minutes at a time lmao

  • @Technocolor00
    @Technocolor00 3 года назад +738

    "Every single character in this show is implied to be Jewish and bisexual"
    oh okay

    • @joelrobinson5457
      @joelrobinson5457 3 года назад +6

      Santa is there, so haw are you going to respond to thay

    • @skyline-xq4jl
      @skyline-xq4jl 3 года назад +22

      @@joelrobinson5457 they do celebrate Christmas as well
      Which means
      The animals are aware of the fact that Christ was birthed which is Christianity
      So then
      Why wouldn't animals be aware of other religions such as Judaism, Muslim, Buddhist, etc

    • @Terapagos3000
      @Terapagos3000 3 года назад +17

      i know jews put their hands on something when a cartoon has so many sexual references

    • @owu9227
      @owu9227 3 года назад

      lol

    • @manmug183
      @manmug183 3 года назад +28

      @@Terapagos3000 guess you're really bad at jokes cuz that sucked

  • @brunoactis1104
    @brunoactis1104 Год назад +139

    I'm losing IQ by the minute.
    Funniest thing to me is that when my cousin let me take care of her 2 years old baby, i put that show on Netflix to distract her, and had to watch like 5 episodes. Now it did stike me as off, but until now it didn't quite hit me how outright weird it was lmao. It's clear it was a show made for literal babies, so the executives just let the writers and animators do whatever the fuck, and they came up with this knowing exactly what they were doing lmao.

  • @Chungus36000
    @Chungus36000 2 года назад +1567

    “sage spares him but julian accidentally topples his statue, crushing him to death. They blame maurice.” Fucking classic oh my god that made me laugh

  • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
    @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 3 года назад +964

    Everytime the dislikes goes up I can only assume that mort and his alts disliked with his alternate personalities and all

    • @aprettycoolname4839
      @aprettycoolname4839 3 года назад +10

      No they just fear

    • @KangarooMonkey
      @KangarooMonkey 3 года назад +3

      They’re trying to make sure people don’t watch this.

    • @theendersmirk5851
      @theendersmirk5851 3 года назад +5

      Nah, it's the FEET disliking this for uncovering the truth. Mort is very nearly every like on the video, as he finds Theorizer's spiral into insanity infinitely amusing.

  • @ladywho900
    @ladywho900 3 года назад +382

    Mort already terrifies me before this video, because my boyfriend did an impression of him going “King Julian” and my electricity went out, this just further justifies why Mort scares me.

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 3 года назад +46

      *Mort comes for you*

    • @phdubs9085
      @phdubs9085 3 года назад +66

      Your boyfriend got possesed by mort

    • @mr.mothly
      @mr.mothly 3 года назад +73

      Would you say you were mortified?

    • @MothFable
      @MothFable 3 года назад +27

      Mort always has hated imposters

    • @evangibbs7467
      @evangibbs7467 3 года назад +17

      *Mort* is one thousand feet away and r a p i d l y a p p r o a c h i n g. R. U. N.

  • @lukeschwikkard9057
    @lukeschwikkard9057 10 месяцев назад +43

    I watched the show and then waited 6 years for a video like this. Thank you for creating exactly what I had in mind!

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 3 года назад +703

    I'm living for the subtly panicked, barely-holding-it-together, urgent but stern cadence. It's like listening to a reading of a journal written by someone pursuing the mysteries of the Elder Gods. Because it is.

    • @wonderland9601
      @wonderland9601 2 года назад +38

      Is like a guy that is slowly going insane more and more deep he dive into the mysterys

  • @someone2447
    @someone2447 Год назад +1500

    It's the 3rd time I'm listening to this video, I just love how slowly unhinged he's becoming when talking about Mort. Slowly losing his sanity over such a miniscule character with an obscure backstory, truly captivating

    • @LTDLetsPlays
      @LTDLetsPlays Год назад +11

      5th time here

    • @Staladus
      @Staladus 10 месяцев назад +11

      This is my comfort video lmao

    • @coomber69
      @coomber69 10 месяцев назад +7

      I regularly listen to this as asmr to fall asleep 🤤

    • @mac5983
      @mac5983 9 месяцев назад

      😊😊o😊😊😊oo

    • @themoocow7718
      @themoocow7718 5 месяцев назад

      It’s good background noise.

  • @adoboflav4skin
    @adoboflav4skin 2 года назад +2353

    I think the more horrifying reality of this is that it’s humans who made this all to begin with. To mask this much deep information in a simple cartoon is just astounding to me. What were these people thinking and how did they in the studio come up with all of this so well??..

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData Год назад +338

      They didn't take their jobs seriously and as they slowly realized how little oversight there was for this project, the show slowly became more and more batshit

    • @haileyturner3309
      @haileyturner3309 Год назад +99

      @@PointsofData or they were high

    • @OneDisguisedFish
      @OneDisguisedFish Год назад +125

      @@PointsofDatalmao I’m pretty sure they were most likely high most of the time and they took advantage of the creative batshit freedom they had 😂

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Год назад +14

      ​@@PointsofData It shows

    • @userequaltoNull
      @userequaltoNull Год назад +60

      They were probably thinking "This is fun lmao"

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 Год назад +135

    The show writers must have been smoking some strong za

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 Год назад +11

      FACTS FR. like the show is an amazing drug trip let me tell ya.

    • @mepphin
      @mepphin Месяц назад

      Zaza is now za? Did facless censorship gods catch up to people's vocabulary changing under a thing that wants teens and adults to act like precshoolers? This thing is insanely divisive, your feed is cooked by both walter white and gordon ramsay, it wants you to be hooked on it, dependent. That's why words like "stink", "hate" aren't allowed on tiktok, it's purified brainrot mixed with autism and no one can get stressed even a little. No god had hand in creation of this thing and algorithms are the reason he is dead

  • @TheTheorizer
    @TheTheorizer  3 года назад +12897

    I compiled it all because people keep posting jokes, mainly on Reddit, about how "Mort is evil", and then everyone has a hearty chuckle in the replies. It shocks me. I don't like it one bit, because it delegitimizes the fact that IT'S LITERALLY TRUE. Again, that this is all just the first QUARTER of the whole theory. It goes much deeper than this. Support? patreon.com/theorizer

    • @macarthurstewart5863
      @macarthurstewart5863 3 года назад +136

      o7

    • @digitalshadowfox720
      @digitalshadowfox720 3 года назад +60

      epic

    • @miiiiiiii4519
      @miiiiiiii4519 3 года назад +48

      o7

    • @Uns0mniac
      @Uns0mniac 3 года назад +168

      Do these fools do not fear death

    • @leon68404
      @leon68404 3 года назад +133

      I belive you and I've been there too. Cause for me, I found out that some of my favorite characters were evil and they were hiding masks this whole time. Like Disney looney toons you name it your childhood will be broken the next time

  • @lemeres2478
    @lemeres2478 3 года назад +627

    I haven't watched the full thing yet, but my general impression of All Hail king Julian is "absolutely no one in a position of authority has been paying attention to this this franchise after a handfull of movies and two tv spin offs".
    Which is not uncommon for children's shows, but this level of crap they get away with is abnormal.

    • @thatguyintherain3168
      @thatguyintherain3168 Год назад +15

      All of the videos I've seen of Mort have been about the first season or two, this is insane and I cant believe I havnt seen past season 1

  • @seismicstar3762
    @seismicstar3762 3 года назад +920

    The penguins series even has direct moments stating it happens are the 3rd movie especially in the episode where skipper loses his memory and is talking to a creation of Alex in his head trying to get him back to NY. Adding that with the openning to the penguins movie and the penguins show has to happen after everything we have to far

  • @lost_star1425
    @lost_star1425 5 месяцев назад +19

    The "hes death, hes death, HES DEATH" gave me a heartattack at night when I was just casually chilling with my hsr💀

    • @pikipeklover
      @pikipeklover 3 месяца назад +1

      Ong I’m actually playing HSR while listening to this….

    • @pikipeklover
      @pikipeklover 3 месяца назад +1

      And it’s like 2am

  • @carolineblackman2894
    @carolineblackman2894 Год назад +789

    I clicked on this bc I was like… mort?? He talks about mort for 2.5 hours? Lol okay. I am 8 minutes in. I am invested. I am addicted. Mort is evil.

    • @meerpirat508
      @meerpirat508 Год назад +42

      And he's apparently jewish, his full name is Mordechai which is Hebrew name and one Mort is called Mordechai Cohen, Cohanim are Jewish High priests. And he also celebrated Hanukkah, a jewish festival.

    • @Lady_Graham
      @Lady_Graham 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@meerpirat508oh god

    • @blub-tf6rt
      @blub-tf6rt 10 месяцев назад

      That would fit the evil​@@meerpirat508

    • @guythatdosethingssometimes2651
      @guythatdosethingssometimes2651 9 месяцев назад +29

      The fact there's enough Mort lore to easily fill a two hour video with almost no fluff or distractions is utter insanity.

    • @RatKingKitKat
      @RatKingKitKat 9 месяцев назад

      @@guythatdosethingssometimes2651 there is a second video of similar length

  • @hugomartinak5846
    @hugomartinak5846 Год назад +505

    your voice gives me a sense of urgency. it's like you desperately need to warn us before mort finds you.

    • @leonhardlink4797
      @leonhardlink4797 5 месяцев назад +9

      fr
      and bros voice gets a lot more creepy over the 2 hours
      I think...
      he becomes mort

    • @h0ly208
      @h0ly208 4 месяца назад +9

      My favorite part is how the first video in the series starts with him sounding so young and hopeful, and ends with the frantic scribblings of a man possessed in his final moments.

    • @HumanBean23
      @HumanBean23 2 месяца назад

      listening to this video on 1.5 speed has been a trip

  • @fanboygamer3e
    @fanboygamer3e 3 года назад +415

    “The most merciful thing in the world I think, is the inability of the human mind to comprehend all its contents. We sit adrift in dark seas of infinity and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in their own directions have hither too harmed us little, but someday the piecing together of disassociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we will either go mad, or flee into the safety of a new dark age.”
    H.P. Lovecraft.

  • @MythicalHvbris
    @MythicalHvbris 8 месяцев назад +41

    Being this unhinged in your narrative style has earned my subscription

  • @mipha8795
    @mipha8795 3 года назад +355

    Watched the whole thing but because of my short attention span lost track at 15 minute mark. Would randomly mentally tune in only to hear phrases like "The evil dolphins bully the nerdy tentacle alien and threaten to sell him to Russia". 10/10 video.

    • @aqiltijani4646
      @aqiltijani4646 3 года назад +10

      For some reason when I watch stuff on RUclips tv i tend to watch the whole thing instead of on my tiny phone.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +1770

    Humanity not putting Mort on trial in Nuremberg was one of our worst mistakes

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 3 года назад +94

      Our children will pay the price

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 3 года назад +35

      So glad I’m not human... or could he hurt me even if I’m galaxies away?

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 3 года назад +76

      @@RaraZeCat
      Death reaches everyone eventually

    • @Pumpkinbonetea
      @Pumpkinbonetea 3 года назад +30

      @@RaraZeCat Hes Mort, he'll defo get you no matter how far you are

    • @bounce9568
      @bounce9568 3 года назад +3

      Yooo it’s the guy who comments on like every Hbox video

  • @soupkabukii
    @soupkabukii 3 года назад +665

    I’ve started watching All Hail King Julien to get a first hand perspective on this chaos and I’m genuinely shocked at how low key good this show is. It’s got that balance of jokes for kids and jokes for adults and teenagers which a lot of kids tv shows today are missing.

    • @samkeiser9776
      @samkeiser9776 3 года назад +13

      Honestly I hate *all hail king Julian* it’s like actually painful to watch, It like equivalent to white noise and tv static.
      I feel bad for the creator of this video cause he had to watch all of it.

    • @darthtesla1753
      @darthtesla1753 3 года назад +33

      @@samkeiser9776 lol we get the average Richthofen and mortimer enjoyer.

    • @spidey5108
      @spidey5108 3 года назад +43

      A committed s***post. That's what AHKJ is.
      Can't say I'm a fan of their story choices.

    • @jemlolirocktoyz2516
      @jemlolirocktoyz2516 3 года назад +1

      I watched the first boss baby years ago,then all 4 seasons of bbbib,then I saw the sequel with my dad and bff

    • @spidey5108
      @spidey5108 3 года назад +2

      @@jemlolirocktoyz2516 Well, judging from your channel description, your opinion doesn't really convince me that Boss Baby is quality entertainment... Just saying.

  • @mannbeissthund420
    @mannbeissthund420 10 месяцев назад +25

    I put this on because I wasn't able to sleep. When i tell you I had the most annoying dreams and the least comforting sleep

  • @mcsmileycorp
    @mcsmileycorp 3 года назад +1643

    I have seen a man stumble into the depths of insanity and I have willingly followed.
    That being said I can't wait for the next compilation parts.

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  3 года назад +212

      Why wait for the compilation? Just see the playlist

    • @jetbug89clipsandmemes46
      @jetbug89clipsandmemes46 3 года назад +14

      @@TheTheorizer ads, nothing against you.

    • @Havanahood56
      @Havanahood56 3 года назад +3

      I don’t want to ruin the likes it’s at a fitting number, consider this comment a like.

    • @animationnation7551
      @animationnation7551 3 года назад

      @@davii2663 3 words word RUclips’s app.

    • @songweretson
      @songweretson 3 года назад +5

      @@jetbug89clipsandmemes46 so, you don't want to watch ads so that this guy can get revenue to keep making videos that you enjoy? Is watching a few ads really that bad, when it directly supports creators?

  • @DavidFernandez-rs5lu
    @DavidFernandez-rs5lu 3 года назад +563

    i love the cuts where it tries to be scary with effects and sounds, but its literally just mort's face slightly edited and close up XD
    Kills me every time

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  3 года назад +192

      It’s cringe humour for those who want it, and scary for those who want it. I see it as both.

    • @Bigmassive798
      @Bigmassive798 3 года назад +7

      @@TheTheorizer I Stan mort

    • @sage1313131313
      @sage1313131313 2 года назад +25

      @@TheTheorizer I'm super desensitized to horror and other thing but the scary Mort parts are actually freaking me out and I keep looking into the dark corners of my apartment

    • @eggsploring1407
      @eggsploring1407 2 года назад +4

      Mort is Julian's stand. Dio has been behind it all. It all goes back to jojo

    • @AeroTheVaporeon
      @AeroTheVaporeon 2 года назад +4

      @@sage1313131313 Mort is powerful. You are right to be scared

  • @ms.chomper5024
    @ms.chomper5024 Год назад +538

    With Death in Puss in boots, this proves there is a physical form of death in DreamWorks, Mort may just be death and Death transforms to whatever he pleases and explains Puss in The show.

    • @howdoyoudo5949
      @howdoyoudo5949 Год назад +79

      No Death is too nice compared to Mort

    • @quesproductions7170
      @quesproductions7170 Год назад +105

      Ngl the image of the biggest baddest wolf in all the lands sucking toes in his pastime is...something

    • @benwarde8568
      @benwarde8568 Год назад +27

      GUYS MORT MEANS DEATH IN FRENCH I THINKWE FOUND SOMETHING!!!!

    • @MadMax-de5uh
      @MadMax-de5uh Год назад +11

      I think he’s atleast deaths brother or something

    • @JoeMama-g9o
      @JoeMama-g9o Год назад +28

      @@MadMax-de5uhwhat if death is one of his children that he never knew about

  • @SaxonSpooner
    @SaxonSpooner Год назад +47

    is it possible that Mort is actually the serpent from the garden of evil instead of Adam??

  • @abrahimali7167
    @abrahimali7167 3 года назад +622

    I love how he talks like hes in a bunker somewhere hidden and he thinks that the New World Order is going to break in.

  • @ALIEN-DUDE
    @ALIEN-DUDE 3 года назад +566

    I don't know if I'm listening to a theory, insane ramblings of a mad man, a stoner describing his acid trip or all 3, either way this is an absolutely mental video and I love it.

    • @alexgrubb1057
      @alexgrubb1057 3 года назад +19

      He is being absolutely seriously. I say this, completely seriously.

    • @waluigistan7278
      @waluigistan7278 3 года назад +11

      He is absolutely serious. There is nothing wrong here. Of course it is mad, but not because of him.

    • @coffee-things
      @coffee-things 3 года назад +2

      all 3 at once, obviously

    • @Catglittercrafts
      @Catglittercrafts 3 года назад

      Yes?

    • @lillexus5589
      @lillexus5589 3 года назад

      15, depending on the air temperature

  • @hippyjoe
    @hippyjoe 3 года назад +661

    The pacing of the writing here is absolutely brilliant, genuinely sounds like you're off your rocker. Fantastic. I'm sure I'm not the first to equate it to the journaller in Lovecraft's Dagon

    • @delusionalsky
      @delusionalsky 3 года назад +47

      What makes you think he’s acting?

    • @potatoandbeans7053
      @potatoandbeans7053 2 года назад +1

      Dagon. Oh god. I was just researching that and his origins

  • @bananapeel892
    @bananapeel892 7 месяцев назад +8

    Yo that part 4 song was pretty fire. Kinda was a “I’m losing my mind so now I’m singing” I love these videos

  • @knuckledraggr
    @knuckledraggr 3 года назад +439

    morts name is literally the latin root for death. Not even kidding, its mortem

    • @kn1ght-788
      @kn1ght-788 3 года назад +48

      Mort is death in french.

    • @Y4ZYAZ
      @Y4ZYAZ 3 года назад +34

      @@kn1ght-788 Mort is death in all hail king julien too

    • @Elitus
      @Elitus 3 года назад +16

      @@Y4ZYAZ King. French. ..........
      We need to get Julien out of there or he will die. And when that happens there are no FEET anymore. And without FEET Morts outer shell can not handle the emotions of the Inside or we will all die

    • @arnbloodbound3650
      @arnbloodbound3650 3 года назад +10

      And since romanian and latin is almost the same... I can also confirm.
      Mort is dead in romanian.

    • @popxd3581
      @popxd3581 3 года назад +3

      Mord in german means murder

  • @VincentSFNeal
    @VincentSFNeal 3 года назад +819

    you should make a video about how the animals of Madagascar are slowly evolving to be intelligent.The fossa and the giant rats are both 'semi intelligence,' might help explain all the animal intelligence evolving in universe. Julian even teaches a Fossa to be intelligent via human objects found on the beach. they adapted

    • @TheTheorizer
      @TheTheorizer  3 года назад +143

      Good point

    • @pokelover3602
      @pokelover3602 3 года назад +7

      Or it’s just an animated movie where logic is thrown out the fucking window like every other cartoon in history.

    • @alekssiskanderovs5955
      @alekssiskanderovs5955 3 года назад +58

      @@pokelover3602 wrong.

    • @A2Z2
      @A2Z2 3 года назад +32

      @@pokelover3602
      W R O N G

    • @catharinakapp1442
      @catharinakapp1442 3 года назад +38

      @@pokelover3602 That's what they want you to believe, fool! Open your eyes!

  • @dimoniysh5075
    @dimoniysh5075 3 года назад +507

    i love how he actually needs to find reason why mort can't suck his soul out

  • @JackofWhitechapel
    @JackofWhitechapel Год назад +38

    Your channel feels like game theory without the cute and childish graphics. I really like your intro and scene transitions

  • @lyndon4610
    @lyndon4610 2 года назад +5376

    So what we learned about Mort is:
    -He has multiple personalities
    -He used to be a pirate and killed 5 people a day
    -Is part starfish and can regenerate his head
    -May or may not be an alien
    -Can crawl on walls
    -Can read people's minds
    -Knows people who can make people disappear
    -Is an enemy of the Sky Gods
    -Is over 50 years old and likely older, and doesn't even know his own age
    -Is extremely intelligent
    -Made devils deal contracts and stole peoples souls and babies
    -Is a skilled combatant
    -Is a fucking creep
    -Can survive without food for a month
    -Has great artistic talent
    -Is a good actor
    -Can create objects from nothing
    -Can run across the water fast enough to pull a boat
    -can store large items in his body
    -Can fart for a whole minute
    -Swapped out all his parts for wooden ones
    -May or may not be a demon
    -Has experience with zombies
    -Eats live chickens
    -Turned into popcorn and came back
    -Can turn his head 180 degrees
    -Is his own grandfather
    -His father is a bear
    -Has gills
    -Despite the previous things about him, he does in fact have a skeleton
    -Has an entire alternate universe where alternate versions of himself rule
    -the Alternate version of himself rules over the Mortiverse and has conquered entire dimensions
    -Is aware and is friends with the Pineapple
    -Smart Morts existence manipulates space-time
    -Survives getting struck by lightning through a roof despite lightning normally being able to disintegrate people in the show
    -Removes his organs, some of which are metallic
    -Is also part Cactus, Pot Bellied Pig, Sand, Spool of Copper Wire, Wood Chips, and possibly more
    -Can slither like a snake
    -Can transcend fiction and become a real life mouse lemur
    -Has unknown, possibly alien pheromones
    -Is mostly sawdust and bird guano in the middle
    -
    God I fucking loved All Hail King Julien

    • @mort4632
      @mort4632 2 года назад +142

      All except he’s not a creep he’s a mort :D

    • @ravene9978
      @ravene9978 2 года назад +345

      Also, he has multiple wives and probably killed a few of them.

    • @filipaleksiekczuk3712
      @filipaleksiekczuk3712 Год назад +49

      He is also shisophremic

    • @lyndon4610
      @lyndon4610 Год назад +149

      @@filipaleksiekczuk3712 you spelled that completely wrong

    • @IQofPotato
      @IQofPotato Год назад +159

      Also Mort can survive the vacuum of space, but he finds it a little cold.

  • @khaisinclair2798
    @khaisinclair2798 3 года назад +702

    So, yeah... I just shared this video, and made it clear that people in my Dungeons & Dragons Campaign can use Mort from Madagascar as an Eldritch Patron for Warlock....
    *I may have unleashed something I'm not prepared to unpack...*

    • @Mars-ol9pi
      @Mars-ol9pi 3 года назад +72

      *What have you done*

    • @khaisinclair2798
      @khaisinclair2798 3 года назад +92

      @@Mars-ol9pi Unspeakable things... The comedic sickening... The chaos... The Homebrew... It's beautiful, and equally terrifying.
      *The Player has announced his plans to eat a God...*

    • @Mars-ol9pi
      @Mars-ol9pi 3 года назад +38

      @@khaisinclair2798 *HAS HE GONE COMPLETELY MAD??*

    • @khaisinclair2798
      @khaisinclair2798 3 года назад +36

      @@Mars-ol9pi I believe so... It's time to bring in the Aboleths, Beholders and Mindflayers; see what the other Eldritch Abominations have to say...
      We're at Defcon 2... O_O"

    • @Mars-ol9pi
      @Mars-ol9pi 3 года назад +19

      @@khaisinclair2798 Defcon 2? That's cute..
      The moment the eldrich horror that is Mort comes into play you'll be in defcon 20 😳

  • @xfirexrainx6668
    @xfirexrainx6668 3 года назад +375

    Morts eyes split apart when he says he's in his own world, in the same way Kateys eyes do when she does the backwards zombie walk, mort also has a live butterfly pulled out of his mouth by king Julian

    • @Lunar_DeBrie
      @Lunar_DeBrie 3 года назад +27

      I have a feeling that Mort eating that butterfly was another way to incite the war.

    • @senorsapo1810
      @senorsapo1810 3 года назад +7

      Katey is morts form in that dimension…

  • @nahicorua
    @nahicorua Год назад +62

    I love how at some moments as he narrates what happens on the episodes he sounds like he's trying to contain his laughter at the sheer insanity of what he's saying 😂😂😂

  • @noriyakigumble3011
    @noriyakigumble3011 2 года назад +258

    What’s more shocking to me is that All hail king Julian had multiple large scale events, Rock solid continuity, Deep lore, And a solid in depth power system

  • @asserm.8047
    @asserm.8047 3 года назад +1345

    youre officially the only creator ive come across that was able to implement ad breaks humorously
    i fucking lost it at "SHOW THEM THIS", immediately followed by an ad for a food app

    • @celestailthecosmosdragon808
      @celestailthecosmosdragon808 3 года назад +17

      Lmao

    • @DoubtkeyApartments
      @DoubtkeyApartments 3 года назад +46

      “Rigorous political innuendo, regarding- The name’s Bond, James Bond”

    • @novasvendsen4226
      @novasvendsen4226 3 года назад +26

      nEW LEGO CITY **starts playing at an ungodly volume

    • @404_NotFound-q8l
      @404_NotFound-q8l 3 года назад +13

      I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who lost their shit 😂

    • @enliven7648
      @enliven7648 3 года назад +7

      Mine was an ad of baby diapers, y'know the one of the father walking his kid?

  • @julietjones756
    @julietjones756 2 года назад +391

    this is the most intensely captivating video i have ever seen i think. I feel like you’re a scientist who’s been working on this research completely alone for years and this the most important thing you could ever tell me. Also shout out to the line “i was convulsing like a deranged artichoke. Speaking of the soviet union-“

  • @athena139
    @athena139 6 месяцев назад +13

    "swapped all his parts for wood years ago" did.... they ship of theseus mort

  • @Demonicgamer666
    @Demonicgamer666 3 года назад +607

    I don't know if this was ever briefly mentioned in this really long video, but if Mort is death, a diety of death, etc. He might be really interested in feet because they have soles.

    • @WEB-0813
      @WEB-0813 3 года назад +99

      Well….THAT would be an interesting mindfuck

    • @Bill-Watterson
      @Bill-Watterson 3 года назад +26

      I see what you did there

    • @grimfin3214
      @grimfin3214 3 года назад +24

      Right answer, wrong question. Mort loves soles because his species sucks them

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 3 года назад +8

      I mean he like just a specific pair of feet..just julians feet

    • @synsastral2753
      @synsastral2753 3 года назад +31

      @@yuki97kira 'The souls of royalty are said to be sweeter than any other...' Now apply the mindfuck of soles also being souls...

  • @Ysjosh2848
    @Ysjosh2848 3 года назад +368

    watch a man descend into madness within 2 hours while talking about a foot fetished monkey and his crimes

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 3 года назад +5

      then you begin to go mad yourself

  • @michael120.
    @michael120. 3 года назад +615

    I can’t believe I went into this with a fun mood expecting some over speculation and by the end of section 1 I realized that this is all true and horrifying