He has had a hate boner for her, Zafina, and Lars since 6 I honestly think it's just because she is a very feminine robot lady, she's too anime for him. Still complains she is not a "real" Tekken character Now the shirtless Luchador who speaks entirely in Jaguar however...
DSP the same guy who kept boasting how he loves to pick "oddball characters", then soon as he doesn't know what a character is doing he's upset and calls it "Not a fighting game". Only he's allowed to play the Blankas and Dhalsims, everyone else needs to play honest Ryu and Ken and not know what he's doing doob.
@@rebcommando587 Yeah I've noticed he does that. He does it with Lars and Lili and Asuka too he's like "THESE NEW CHARACTERS DOOD I DONT KNOW THEM LIKE THE CLASSIC CHARACTERS" when hes literally played more Tekken with them in than he has played without them in. He only missed Tekken 6.
@@ClamfacedDSP spent 1 hour "training" with Yoshimitsu start of stream but then his brain delete any type of combos when he goes online and start spam super and throws. And he wondered why his combos worked on a immobilized bot but not online
nah, he needed this: "Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find That all the things I'll teach ya is sure to beat ya Nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher now Kick Kick Punch Punch Chop Chop Block Block Once more now Kick Kick Punch Punch Chop Chop And Block Block Don't get cocky, it's gonna get rocky We gonna move down to the next ya jockey now Duck Duck Jump Jump Turn Turn Pose Pose (Listen carefully) Jump Jump Pose Pose Duck Duck And Turn Turn Hmm, yeah, I see you're getting better Kick to the limit in order to get her now Kick Punch Kick Punch Chop Block Chop Block Chop Kick Chop Kick Punch Block Punch Block It's gonna get harder now Duck & Jump Duck Jump Turn & Pose Turn Pose Duck & Turn Duck Turn Jump & Pose Jump Pose Come on now, why don't you follow my words Because we're almost done I'll make it easy at first I wanna see if you wanna see what it means To be the man with the master plan Are you the man now? Here we go! Now Kick Punch Block Kick Punch Block Chop Kick Block Chop Kick Block Block Turn & Kick it Block Turn Kick Block Duck Punch Block Duck Punch Duck Duck Turn Duck Duck Turn Jump Kick Chop Jump Kick Chop And Punch Punch Punch Punch Punch Punch That's it for today Good job, DSP You can go on to the next stage now Ya hoo! Alright!!"
The amount of mashing he does when he's not even near his opponent is crazy. All he does attack hoping to interrupt an attack instead of just waiting for an opening. Also what in the hell is this recent bs with calling every Single attack a "spam" ..he only recently started doing this
If his enemy is using more than one button per second then it's spam. Combo? Nah, spam. Programmed move? Obviously spam. Repeating tactics that he can not counter? Of course, it's spam. The other player should stop doing whatever works against dsp because it's bad gameplay. If they just let him beat them, then it's good smart gameplay. Oh, wait. If they get beaten they also get ridiculed and slandered. Guess the only fair player in this world is dsp.
8:46 It's all about online vs offline. According to Phil, that reina spammed that move during the recovery period, that's why she was able to queue it up asap and hit. A pro player in an offline environment (again, according to Phil) wouldn't have gone for that attack because he would have be able to guard on reaction.
It shows you how he was never good at fighting games to begin with. It also shows you how chat has completely ruined his own thinking, what little he did anyway.
Exactly, one groin jab can beat the “spam” that he constantly complains about. It’s been a few weeks of the game now and he still doesn’t understand frame advantages. “OH NO I CANT PRESS ANY BUTTONS” maybe it’s because you’re so negative on frames lmao at first it was funny but now it just gets really obnoxious when he just keeps bitching about the same shit and refuses to do anything about it
Besides crouch jab or while riding 2, Yosh also has Samurai Cutter (full crouch~d/f+1), it's a low evasive sweep that can be combo'd into. I dunno if he still has armored moves or power crushes but F+3+4 was a real noob killer in Tekken 7 if people wanna mash against you. If you're actually good at the game, there's always Flash (1+4), a psuedo-parry that crumple-stuns and leads into a combo.
"Dood why does this Japanese centric game made by Japanese people that has tons of Japanese characters and has an anime adaptation have characters with anime moves? Why doesn't Tekken Play like Street Fighter 2 Turbo dood?"
Why is he so fucking upset over QUICK PLAY MATCHES? That's the perfect time to learn the Alisa matchup. Why can't he just appreciate the creativity when it comes to characters and their playstyle?
Because every single fighting game must play like Super Street Fighter II Turbo, the basic fighting game where you just need to learn one combo set and spam that and its done. Also the only one he can play well.
This Alisa completely toyed with him lmao "Tell me how to beat her, chat isn't saying anything" Uh, you are the former pro fighting game player Phil, YOU figure it out?
He talked a ton of shit when they actually gave him advice as well. Crouching 1 is a way to get out of 1-1-1-1 jab checking (doing that leaves you a +1 on almost everyone so its a safe poke, but it's a high and can be crouched.) As soon as someone tells him how to beat jab checks he has a temper tantrum and acts like an asshole.
Hilariously hypocritical to say, "I might as well double the podcast length" for the possibility of more money. This coming from the "everything I do is anti-profit", and the "I don't do this for money" guy, while at the same time saying that it's a business and that he needs money to keep it going.
@@rockmanraiden6627 Oh yeah I forgot about the cold! The one that put him into destitution and almost killed the channel and PLEASE DONATE to save DSP gaming its in danger due to his 3 day cold! Then he proclaims recently he was making over 1600 each month.
Just for people who don't play Tekken, everytime Yoshi does that multi spin kick move randomly, DSP is just mashing Hard and spamming You really don't want to throw that out empty
that ducking advice from his chat is one of the best ways to deal with people who spams jabs since you can counter attack while ducking. Phill goes out of his way to call the person stupid and then he complains why nobody gives him advice.
*Opponent does a single low kick followed by a move that obviously requires a lot of thought and inputs then they take steps back in order to assess the situation* DSP: Mashing, SPAM KICK, SPAM THROW.
And of course if he immediately did super in response to his opponent whiffing a move he would say "Yeah got 'em!" Or like "Baited 'em" for doing the simplest of punishes. Childish gloating from a 41 year old is actually a bit unsettling
Imagine compiling the sheer hours of this guy begging for money on stream and presenting it. Talking like playing as Yoshimitsu for 90 minutes entitles him to money 😂😂😂😂
Assuming they didn't change the frame data, the bare-handed version of Flash is 6f, making it his fastest move, followed by Flash with sword which is 8f with a larger hurtbox to justify the slower startup.
Game has made training better than ever to figure out how to deal with things. DSP just gonna ignore it, sit still in training mode waiting for next match, and whine at chat for not telling him how to tech a throw. "This is not fighting game stuff", while getting hit by sweeps and tic throws, absolute basic fighting game things.
This is pure gold. We have him whining like a spoiled baby, blaming his chat for losing in Tekken, pivoting straight into a SUPER MEGA ULTRA TURBO BEG from that same audience he just berated, then using the exact same excuses, word for word, that he used in SF6 and MK1 every time he lost. Our boy Philburt is fully and totally spiraling into insanity. And its a beautiful thing to see.
“It’s not even fighting game stuff so idk what I’m supposed to do about it” has to be the pettiest thing I’ve ever heard a streamer say while losing a match and that includes LTG quotes.
The way he just says he needs tips and he opens up about his finances is just sad. He enjoys calling people stupid but cant see that he has no one left besides Derich, OIShe, and Canadiankirk.
I love him losing because Alisa gave him her head. Also, him scolding his audience for not telling him how to fight her, when he's told them numerous times not to @ him when he's playing fighting games.
I love how every time I watch phil play Tekken he always using a different character that has broken or OP moves but yet still fucking sucks at the game
Hey everyone, I am Darksydephil and I'm a former pro fighting game player 😂 The head bomb had me laughing so hard.. Its a grab tech the grab phail geez..
dude is running practice rounds ONLY because dents suggest practicing instead of blaming them or crying about not knowing how to play and since hes a egotistical passive-aggressive manchild, he doesn't practice off hours to entertain his audience with his improvements, but practice on steam all night, so he can say "this is what you asked for" (and because its the lowest effort option possible)
it just can't ever be his fault. if it's not the connection, it's the character he's playing, or the character the other person is playing, or the fact that him not knowing the opponent's character is also not his fault, or that people aren't telling him how to win
The day has come when DSP asks chat to help him play a fighting game. That fake plastic evo crown has finally slipped off his empty head.#Unskilled_and_unaware
> you can't avoid the head Because it counts as a throw and can be teched (1+2, if I'm not mistaken) >you can't block on reaction the "floaty sweep" Once again Phil is fixated on doing everything "on reaction" despite having slow reactions and not doing things preemptively
Has Phil even gone to check his replays even once? It has a great feature where it teaches you how to deal with something but he just wants to complain
Hating Alisa because she’s weird while using fucking *Yoshimitsu* is diabolically ironic.
He has had a hate boner for her, Zafina, and Lars since 6
I honestly think it's just because she is a very feminine robot lady, she's too anime for him. Still complains she is not a "real" Tekken character
Now the shirtless Luchador who speaks entirely in Jaguar however...
he's saying that alisa isn't a fighting game character, yet he's playing a swordsman who even the game addresses as an oddity
DSP the same guy who kept boasting how he loves to pick "oddball characters", then soon as he doesn't know what a character is doing he's upset and calls it "Not a fighting game". Only he's allowed to play the Blankas and Dhalsims, everyone else needs to play honest Ryu and Ken and not know what he's doing doob.
And he treats it like alisa was just introduced to tekken with 8 lol
@@rebcommando587 Yeah I've noticed he does that. He does it with Lars and Lili and Asuka too he's like "THESE NEW CHARACTERS DOOD I DONT KNOW THEM LIKE THE CLASSIC CHARACTERS" when hes literally played more Tekken with them in than he has played without them in. He only missed Tekken 6.
playing as Yoshimitsu and getting mad that you don't know how to play is 300% your fault by this day and age.
Getting mad at Alisa for shenanigans when you are playing Yoshimitsu is complete madness
Literally could practice and play offline. Also weird complaint, of course you're not gonna know a character the first time you play them why get mad?
Idk why he even thought playing tekken was a good idea.
@@Clamfaced he can't dood. He has things to! Like pulling Hogans.
@@ClamfacedDSP spent 1 hour "training" with Yoshimitsu start of stream but then his brain delete any type of combos when he goes online and start spam super and throws.
And he wondered why his combos worked on a immobilized bot but not online
He said he doesn't care about money just yesterday, I'm not making this up...
Phail is a liar. 🙄
He needs to protect his family dood...
@@sixonepm lol
DSP: I don't care about the money! I'm a happy married adult dood!
Chat: Ok
DSP: Wait you still have to tip!
@@philovermyer6166 hahaha
What an absolute god playing that Alisa.
He was just toying with him. You love to see it.
I never seen someone get downloaded so hard 😂😂😂
that Alisa was godlike she knew Phil was a scrub so she kept doing the command throw 😭
@@shadowofthenorthstar989Best part is that it's easy to counter. Just input the command for the throw and nothing happens
As someone who mnows nothing about fighting games, and likes to take DSP at his word, what is the ideal play for his character against this enemy?
its genuinely mindblowing how somebody can do nothing but play video games all day, for over 15 years, and still be terrible at EVERY SINGLE GAME
He thinks he did nothing wrong and everything correct so he's unable to learn from his mistakes lol.
He is a drone, he just can’t learn anything…
Phil is a moron and sucks at everything
Bro must have peaked at birth
He's really starting to come to terms that he never had nearly as many paying supporters as he thought.
He's pushed away anyone who genuinely was supporting him a long time ago. All that's left are people who love the schadenfreude.
Calls someone an idiot and then wonders why no one wants to support him...
the clip of him laughing constantly getting more distorted and high pitched is comedy gold, never stop
The dents are supposed to hold his hand while playing fighting games now. His "specialty"
Wish i had the balls to demand money playing a game for an hour
Remember guys, Phil says he doesn’t care about the money.
It’s about as truthful as him being successful. 😂
" no one is helping me" wtf do you want them to say? KICK. OK NOW PUNCH
Should have said "Turn off the game console right now!"
nah, he needed this:
"Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind
If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find
That all the things I'll teach ya is sure to beat ya
Nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher now
Kick
Kick
Punch
Punch
Chop
Chop
Block
Block
Once more now Kick
Kick
Punch
Punch
Chop
Chop
And Block
Block
Don't get cocky, it's gonna get rocky
We gonna move down to the next ya jockey now
Duck
Duck
Jump
Jump
Turn
Turn
Pose
Pose (Listen carefully)
Jump
Jump
Pose
Pose
Duck
Duck
And Turn
Turn
Hmm, yeah, I see you're getting better
Kick to the limit in order to get her now
Kick Punch
Kick Punch
Chop Block
Chop Block
Chop Kick
Chop Kick
Punch Block
Punch Block
It's gonna get harder now
Duck & Jump
Duck Jump
Turn & Pose
Turn Pose
Duck & Turn
Duck Turn
Jump & Pose
Jump Pose
Come on now, why don't you follow my words
Because we're almost done I'll make it easy at first
I wanna see if you wanna see what it means
To be the man with the master plan
Are you the man now?
Here we go! Now Kick Punch Block
Kick Punch Block
Chop Kick Block
Chop Kick Block
Block Turn & Kick it
Block Turn Kick
Block Duck Punch
Block Duck Punch
Duck Duck Turn
Duck Duck Turn
Jump Kick Chop
Jump Kick Chop
And Punch Punch Punch
Punch Punch Punch
That's it for today
Good job, DSP
You can go on to the next stage now
Ya hoo! Alright!!"
@@subrussian now that's a musical masterpiece I haven't heard in years.
Phil getting triple perfected is no way to get ahead in life. If you tech the throw you actually give the head back to Alisa. 😂
LOL! What a nice feature. Also, get ahead in life ROFL!
😂
He needs that money, he really really does
For bills, the internet bill, the light bill 😂
There is a grab animation right before the bomb. Phil refuses to wear his prescription glasses though
Yeah, it's a 1+2 break with a large break window because this ain't Tekken Tag 1.
"I don't know what to do"
GO GET A JOB 🔊🔊🔊
BANNED BANNED BANNED! GONE! FOREVER!
LOL
The amount of mashing he does when he's not even near his opponent is crazy. All he does attack hoping to interrupt an attack instead of just waiting for an opening.
Also what in the hell is this recent bs with calling every Single attack a "spam" ..he only recently started doing this
If his enemy is using more than one button per second then it's spam.
Combo? Nah, spam.
Programmed move? Obviously spam.
Repeating tactics that he can not counter? Of course, it's spam. The other player should stop doing whatever works against dsp because it's bad gameplay.
If they just let him beat them, then it's good smart gameplay. Oh, wait. If they get beaten they also get ridiculed and slandered.
Guess the only fair player in this world is dsp.
8:46 It's all about online vs offline. According to Phil, that reina spammed that move during the recovery period, that's why she was able to queue it up asap and hit. A pro player in an offline environment (again, according to Phil) wouldn't have gone for that attack because he would have be able to guard on reaction.
Spam super lol
Oh my god he actually said that duck jabbing was nonsense this man is so rarted. You can ATTACK WHILE DUCKING PHIL
I mean there's also his fastest ws button will full punish, sidestepping, plus I gotta imagine yoshi has some moves that evade highs.
It shows you how he was never good at fighting games to begin with.
It also shows you how chat has completely ruined his own thinking, what little he did anyway.
Exactly, one groin jab can beat the “spam” that he constantly complains about. It’s been a few weeks of the game now and he still doesn’t understand frame advantages. “OH NO I CANT PRESS ANY BUTTONS” maybe it’s because you’re so negative on frames lmao at first it was funny but now it just gets really obnoxious when he just keeps bitching about the same shit and refuses to do anything about it
Duck an obvious jab and WS launcher that every character in Tekken has…. His stupidity is beyond comprehension.
Besides crouch jab or while riding 2, Yosh also has Samurai Cutter (full crouch~d/f+1), it's a low evasive sweep that can be combo'd into.
I dunno if he still has armored moves or power crushes but F+3+4 was a real noob killer in Tekken 7 if people wanna mash against you.
If you're actually good at the game, there's always Flash (1+4), a psuedo-parry that crumple-stuns and leads into a combo.
lol bro that 1+2 throw by alisa is one of the easiest to recognize and break
“The sidestep sucks!”
*gets sidestepped by Steve*
Calling your audience stupid is a solid way to get tips
thats the real problem now isnt it, its phil that is stupid, so stupid that he cant realize it.
Mocks trolls that they're wasting their time with *fake* memberships.
Constantly cries about *fake* memberships. I wonder who's in who's head.
"Dood why does this Japanese centric game made by Japanese people that has tons of Japanese characters and has an anime adaptation have characters with anime moves? Why doesn't Tekken Play like Street Fighter 2 Turbo dood?"
Japan is a detractor
Why is he so fucking upset over QUICK PLAY MATCHES? That's the perfect time to learn the Alisa matchup. Why can't he just appreciate the creativity when it comes to characters and their playstyle?
Because even though he says it's just a casual match he treats every match as a life or death situation.
Because every single fighting game must play like Super Street Fighter II Turbo, the basic fighting game where you just need to learn one combo set and spam that and its done. Also the only one he can play well.
Because the mix of being terrible at the game and his ego, is like pouring water on a grease fire.
Also, because when games are literally your entire life, they become WAAAY more important than they should be.
@@Clamfaced Only if it's the PS1 port. The well-known "Neo Geo conversion"
@3:38 At least he admits he's e-begging. There's a start...
The fact perfected by Alisa makes it even funnier 😂
This Alisa completely toyed with him lmao
"Tell me how to beat her, chat isn't saying anything"
Uh, you are the former pro fighting game player Phil, YOU figure it out?
Uh dood? Phil said the head is unblockable, there's literally nothing he can do, alright?
He talked a ton of shit when they actually gave him advice as well. Crouching 1 is a way to get out of 1-1-1-1 jab checking (doing that leaves you a +1 on almost everyone so its a safe poke, but it's a high and can be crouched.) As soon as someone tells him how to beat jab checks he has a temper tantrum and acts like an asshole.
@@tylerlackey1175 ?
He's been playing over 40+ hours and he still cannot figure out how to duck and punish a jab. 💀
Hilariously hypocritical to say, "I might as well double the podcast length" for the possibility of more money. This coming from the "everything I do is anti-profit", and the "I don't do this for money" guy, while at the same time saying that it's a business and that he needs money to keep it going.
the fractal hypocrisy of the elder pigroach
The dude has 3 monetized channels and has the audacity to say that he "doesn't care about money" XD
Phil loves rattling his tin cup
@@sharteel85 3 monetized, 2 of which are extraneous
Didn’t he literally said that he’s not doing this for money yesterday? You know, he said this after insulting another RUclipsr who had a sponsorship?
Banco should release a Argentine costume for Alisa.
What high level matches was he watching that he saw NO side stepping?
As someone who plays Yoshimitsu, him saying he can't stuff moves while having access to flash is agony
I wonder for how long he is going to keep talking about the fake memeberships.
Well how long did he talk about getting a cold in October? Or getting scratched by his declawed cat?
@@rockmanraiden6627 Oh yeah I forgot about the cold! The one that put him into destitution and almost killed the channel and PLEASE DONATE to save DSP gaming its in danger due to his 3 day cold! Then he proclaims recently he was making over 1600 each month.
@@rockmanraiden6627pretty disrespectful to not mention that burger King dinner woefully ruined by fascist food workers 😢
until a better excuse comes along to pass the blame off himself to
Taxes are coming up guys...
Complaining about the robot lady with chainsaw hands in a game with talking bears while using a samurai with a cursed sword is crazy
This is the first time Ive ever heard Phil ask for money normally he never talks about it
Just for people who don't play Tekken, everytime Yoshi does that multi spin kick move randomly, DSP is just mashing Hard and spamming
You really don't want to throw that out empty
im only familiar with SC yoshi, does that move also stun him if he does it too much?
@@novarat4089 yes
u are much better off learning his 15f punishes than that shit@@novarat4089
The thing is he could fish for more counter hits with b+11111 instead since the startup is faster.
How dare people just hang around during the stream?
that ducking advice from his chat is one of the best ways to deal with people who spams jabs since you can counter attack while ducking. Phill goes out of his way to call the person stupid and then he complains why nobody gives him advice.
Ooh a legendary triple perfect! Even more valuable than a 5 star golden hulk hogan jpeg
I thought he did this as a passion and not for money. I’m confused.
Lmao god he just needs to disappear
*Opponent does a single low kick followed by a move that obviously requires a lot of thought and inputs then they take steps back in order to assess the situation*
DSP: Mashing, SPAM KICK, SPAM THROW.
7:37
Phil: *whiffs a move*
Opponent: *punishes it by using a super on him*
Phil: SHE SPAMMED SUPER DUDE! THATS BULLCRAP!
And of course if he immediately did super in response to his opponent whiffing a move he would say "Yeah got 'em!" Or like "Baited 'em" for doing the simplest of punishes. Childish gloating from a 41 year old is actually a bit unsettling
@@hidhirmdnasir8713he would actually say "HUHUHUH PERFECT REAKTION SUPER DOOD, HUHUHUHUH"
every super he does is on REAKTION obviously
He got triple perfect. By Tekken law he needs to turn that shitt off.
Triple Perfect? I'd give up the game immediately lol. You can't trade a single jab in three rounds? XD
Phil bought the extra deluxe edition that came with the block button disabled...
He got so mad he scolded the chat for not telling him how to defend against it lol
Imagine compiling the sheer hours of this guy begging for money on stream and presenting it. Talking like playing as Yoshimitsu for 90 minutes entitles him to money 😂😂😂😂
He's like an evil headmaster at a school: scolds the ones who don't obey him, praises the ones who do
The most DSP thing ever is when he said yoshimitsus fastest move is 11 when its no sword stance flash, F(4~1), bro knows NADA bout this old ass char
Assuming they didn't change the frame data, the bare-handed version of Flash is 6f, making it his fastest move, followed by Flash with sword which is 8f with a larger hurtbox to justify the slower startup.
@@DumbMutt yeah its crazy, so much power just by making a pose, haha
Game has made training better than ever to figure out how to deal with things. DSP just gonna ignore it, sit still in training mode waiting for next match, and whine at chat for not telling him how to tech a throw.
"This is not fighting game stuff", while getting hit by sweeps and tic throws, absolute basic fighting game things.
Again The curator of the Argentinian arc, god bless them lol
i need you to know that the distorted clips of phil laughing have me crying, please include them again
2:01 WE GOT THE NEW WONDERWAFFLES407!!!!!
*What a great start in 2024*
“Online play. Only the shitty may apply.”
remember earlier today he said he doesn't wanna talk about his bills and worry his audience
gacha bills
Watching him snatch defeat from the jaws of victory is so damn satisfying
"Everything she does interrupts me!"
He says, as he's trying to mash out of being repeatedly jabbed 😮💨
He not using the replay system to get better or nun dude ass is sad 😭
When Phil finally grows a pair and opens a lobby in T8, please let there be high ranked Alisa players chainsawing his bacon 🥓
This is pure gold. We have him whining like a spoiled baby, blaming his chat for losing in Tekken, pivoting straight into a SUPER MEGA ULTRA TURBO BEG from that same audience he just berated, then using the exact same excuses, word for word, that he used in SF6 and MK1 every time he lost. Our boy Philburt is fully and totally spiraling into insanity. And its a beautiful thing to see.
Mr "Former Pro Fighting Game Player" crying because his dents won't hold his hand or shower him with money. 🤣
As a fellow Alisa Main, big ups 💪
DSPs knees are getting soggy
“It’s not even fighting game stuff so idk what I’m supposed to do about it” has to be the pettiest thing I’ve ever heard a streamer say while losing a match and that includes LTG quotes.
The way he just says he needs tips and he opens up about his finances is just sad. He enjoys calling people stupid but cant see that he has no one left besides Derich, OIShe, and Canadiankirk.
Such robust ACK ACK ACKS from Pigroach.😂
My god I spilled my drink from how hard I laughed.
He really plans to beg to his 3 dents until he dies.
That’s not begging, that’s business. 💯
Alisa has like 50 buttons optimized for knowledge checking people like DSP who never want to lab anything and it's awesome.
I love how he complains 'i don't know that characters move-set yet' then insists on button spam by other player
I love him losing because Alisa gave him her head. Also, him scolding his audience for not telling him how to fight her, when he's told them numerous times not to @ him when he's playing fighting games.
This will be the closet he will evee be from getting head
Zero contributions for an hour and a half. What a catastrophy.
I love how every time I watch phil play Tekken he always using a different character that has broken or OP moves but yet still fucking sucks at the game
He's desperately trying to find one that can carry his scrub ass.
*A DECADE OF FAILURE*
"Everything she does interrupts every button I input."
If only Phil learned frame data, or blocking, or sidestepping, or ducking, so on and so forth.
Remember, He doesn't even know how to side step in Tekken. Let that sink in.
Hey everyone, I am Darksydephil and I'm a former pro fighting game player 😂
The head bomb had me laughing so hard.. Its a grab tech the grab phail geez..
dude is running practice rounds ONLY because dents suggest practicing instead of blaming them or crying about not knowing how to play and since hes a egotistical passive-aggressive manchild, he doesn't practice off hours to entertain his audience with his improvements, but practice on steam all night, so he can say "this is what you asked for" (and because its the lowest effort option possible)
"I can't do anything!" I don't know man, have you tried... crouching?
Phil getting cheesed back with a couple moves he refuses to find a counter>>>>
it just can't ever be his fault. if it's not the connection, it's the character he's playing, or the character the other person is playing, or the fact that him not knowing the opponent's character is also not his fault, or that people aren't telling him how to win
He has answered his own questions soany times but for some reason never figures anything out lol.
i cant imagine getting to adulthood and having this ridiculously childish perspective on virtually everything. THE GOAT
The day has come when DSP asks chat to help him play a fighting game. That fake plastic evo crown has finally slipped off his empty head.#Unskilled_and_unaware
Sometimes it’s hard to believe how someone can have literally zero game knowledge and still acting like he knows what he’s talking about 💀
jab...jab...jab...PERFECT. Absolutely perfect!
The man rags on the FGC, yet is asking chat why he is losing.
I am actually SHOCKED that that triple perfect didn’t kill the game right there. I 100% expected a rage quit and table flip.
I’m sorry is he mad that the boxer is punching him?
ZERO contributions. ZERO.
Wait a second, DSP is complaining? But that's so unlike him 😢
> you can't avoid the head
Because it counts as a throw and can be teched (1+2, if I'm not mistaken)
>you can't block on reaction the "floaty sweep"
Once again Phil is fixated on doing everything "on reaction" despite having slow reactions and not doing things preemptively
Has Phil even gone to check his replays even once? It has a great feature where it teaches you how to deal with something but he just wants to complain
1,1 is 10 frames
DF 4 is 10 frames
2+3 is flash at 6 frames lol
This guy...
“I do this for the love of gaming and because people tell me what I do is meaningful. It’s not about the money.” - Phil, 18 hours earlier.
End it with super! so laame!
Well, he just whiff punished your move, even I saw that jump forward from a mile away...
Infinite Azure Alisa
Haha i loved watching him get his ass handed to him by my favourite Alisa😊
maybe he should make paid classes on how to ebeg for money online
Dsp falls and blames it on gravity