I do not wish serious illness on anybody, not even Phil. The only issue I have about this is whether it’s true as he’s been telling us so many fake stories through the years, but if it’s truly a serious disease such as cancer or similar I wish him the best.
When he did the Side Scrollers interview, he brought up the illness he has. Craig asked him if it was something serious "Like cancer" - I'm slightly paraphrasing, but he asked if it was cancer or something similar to that. And Phil said no, it's not that serious. So unfortunately, it seems to be him playing the victim like always.
I genuinely think he's retarded. He exhibits very obvious signs of autism, antisocial personality disorder and narcissistic behavior. The antisocial part is a bit hard to detect since he hides it really well. Him never taking responsibility for his own actions whether in game or in real life, he will always find a way to make it out like he never did anything wrong. Fans give him donations to play certain games and he will flat out reject it or manipulate votes for his patreons so he plays a game he wants rather than holding up his end of the bargain. Right there in his patreon tier if you give him X amount of money, they can vote for whatever game and Phil will play it. He'll drink a lot of alcohol and pretend he doesn't do that as often when he's eating steak and taking his wife out for dinner every week. Antisocial Personality Disorder Behavioral: antisocial behavior, deceitfulness, hostility, irresponsibility, manipulativeness, risk taking behaviors, aggression, impulsivity, irritability, or lack of restraint Mood: anger, boredom, or general discontent Also common: physical substance dependence or substance abuse The autism definitely shows when he plays games and has the inability to actually learn from his mistakes. He will literally ram his head into the wall and say it's glitched mechanics until someone tells him not to ram his head at the wall. That's what he does, he waits until someone tells him how to play and will continue to do the same thing over and over again but still somehow retaining that narcissistic behavior. Narcissistic Personality Disorder Have an unreasonably high sense of self-importance and require constant, excessive admiration. Feel that they deserve privileges and special treatment. Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements. Make achievements and talents seem bigger than they are. DSP is very narcissistic as he doesn't like it when his own chats has conversations amongst themselves instead of talking to him when he's playing a game and ignoring most of them. He still talks about the SF Tournament no one really attended and got 4th place, like that's the absolute best he could do and it's the greatest achievement of his life. When Machinima had a contract with DSP and didn't live up to his standards, it's was unacceptable and he needs to speak to the CEO immediately. So we're talking about an autistic antisocial narcissist who sucks at games, scams his fans and has delusions of grandeur. With all this in mind, it's no wonder he can't see his own hypocricy or even self criticize. DO NOT misinterpret this as excusing this behavior, this guy is a massive dick to his fans and shows little empathy to the people in his life. His poor mother has to pay off his debts and he's in his 40's. That kind of stuff is excusable when you're in you're early 20's but that's absolutely unacceptable for a grown man to beg on stream and cry to his mother especially when he's middle aged. DSP is the cautionary tale for any man on what not to become. He's the lowest form of existence, he can't provide for himself or his family, he has had no real struggles or strifes, he never had to defend himself physically or verbally. He depends on others to make sure his wife, cat and himself are feed. That's not the responsibility of anyone but yourself, I don't care what you are if you're not a vegetable with a wasting disease you can provide for yourself. Pick up some weights, go for a jog and do something about it.
If he's having health problems he should try and continue to be completely sedentary, and also maintain his robust regimen of Gin and fast food. That should help.
He genuinely thinks what he's going through matters to people. There are millions of issues on the planet, when COVID-19 hit this dude wasn't worried about him and his loved ones getting sick, he was worried about members going down as well as support.
Man Phil is such an ass. His dealings with the outside world are mainly on the computer, he has no idea about inflation and the current conditions of the outside such as gas etc etc. It's all about him and his little bubble
@@sayxxdx the thing was he wasn’t worried remember his reaction to a fan trying to convince him to lay off ppl bc of “inflation” and he said and I kid u not “inflation has nothing to do with tips being slow so far this stream”
@@Alxmir23 I’m walking home right now from my 7am til 10:15pm I don’t know why I watch DSP clips where he talks about his “work” where he can wear pyjamas and talk to his “customers” like trash with no repercussions
He thinks valid criticism is bullying. He thinks his struggle with mental illness is an excuse for his nasty behavior, but the apparent mental illness of his detractors is proof of inferior value
Kat only needs to work part time, eats fast food on the regular, and can play Skyrim unbothered. Her current living situation is leagues better than any she's had before, she's not leaving him unless his income dips so much that lifestyle becomes unsustainable. Phil being such a dramaqueen would be acting like the sky is falling long before his income gets that low. So I wouldn't bet on it.
At first I was like damn "I wouldn't wish a serious health issue upon him, that's tough" but the more I watched the more he complained about others and how much of a victim he is, truly unbelievable.
Hence why he threw her out to the curb, told the paramedics to leave her there with some pills, then proceeded to tell everyone how she was the sole problem in this life and everything was fixed once he stole someone else's fiancee and flew her over to him using other people's money. Oh, and can't forget he scammed his mother into paying for the wedding, yet still expects his mother to buy him and his maid gifts.
He's had those fat jowls for a minute now. All those fast food takeouts with Kat are adding up. This "health problem" Phil told us is, I'm guessing, related to his weight or digestion. The guy does zero exercise and doesn't do anything physical but eats a shit ton of fatty food. Wouldn't surprise me in the least.
He said that when his kids get older they'll see how Rich acts online and how terrible it is. But what if it were Phil? What, his kids get to find all about a 25 year beggacy where he pulled his pud live onstream, and was known infamously and notoriously as the most horrid e-begger and scammer on the internet and forever will be dubbed as "The Guy"? And oh yeah, he also led a legit cult of dents? His self awareness is at minus 10,000. Always has been. The lack of shame is just astounding.
Probably where this sadboy "I have secret health issues" came from, he's likely making it up so he's also got horrible sicknesses guys please feel sowwy.
“Guys I’m totally on my death bed so give me pity tips. Oh and I’m gonna be an asshole today but since I told you I’m having health problems you can’t call me out for it.”
I'm gonna go on a limb and say it's something related to his digestive system or his gout. His eating habits with very little exercise with his age can't be good. He says the most strenuously active thing he does is carry groceries into the house. His health has definitely declined for his age cause most guys do actual labor and burn calories throughout the day but Phil sits there all day playing games and talking to his fans. He doesn't do anything physically active but he doesn't wanna tell you anything, or the detractors will spin the narrative so just keep it on the hush hush.
1:05 THIS. This Phil, is the reason why you’re in the position you’re in. You’re the last person on earth that needs to run away from his reality, your reality is the thing that’s killing you.
why does he act like trolls care about their sock accounts being banned? they literally get back in chat the same day or the next day. also only dentheads care about being banned because of that crappy community
Best one was when he was fake crying about his dead friend as a response to his old pals calling him out on monetizing said dead friend, he suddenly leans forward and starts banning people while fake sobbing.
Plan A : Do an interview to create a better image of myself to make more money (Failed) Plan B : Star Wars Jedi Survivor Will Save The Business! (Failed) Plan C : Fake a serious and mysterious illness to become the ultimate Victim
Rolls a 6-sided die and get your problematic phrase today! 1 - "I did nothing wrong!" 2 - "Couldn't block!" 3 - "come onnnn man!" 4 - "it's Tevin's fault" 5 - "SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE FUCKING BUBBLES BEFORE I FUCKING TAKE THEM AWAY FOREVER" 6 - *snort*
1. Brings up claim of "health issues", immediately asserts doesn't want to talk about it, having just brought it up, almost as if the story isn't ready yet, but still wants the pity associated with it. Man can't even lie with due diligence. 2. Did this man really just declare the best thing to do about his problems is ignore them? As If that were some genius biohack hot take?
He talks about "taking his mind off of reality" by playing video games but then HIS reality is playing video games. It's like trying to revive a drowning victim by trying to make them drink a glass of water
You'd think people wanna come watch a yt stream of some dude playing vidya games to unwind from their real lives. Instead they get an hour of this pigroach unloading his problems on them in a giant one-sided therapy session. Meaningful khantent dood, pay up.
- " I moved over. I don't wanna talk about this. I happened a long time ago. I'll ban everyone talking about it! F the trolls!!!!" - *Insert long, salty, childish rant about the fappening and threats to RTU and his kids*
Rich daughter is very sick. So Phil as sign of his great virtue and empathy decides to help. Help by gracefully forgiving Rich for having his own opinion and providing him with an opportunity to be milked for his tragedy on Phil's steam. What a hero
@@diocletian607 LOOK DOOD, LOOK ON MY PHONE *proceeds to shove phone into camera* LOOK IT SAYS IS HAVE STATIONARY CANCER RIGHT HERE! OBTUSIVE STATIONARY CANCER! Uuuhh now we have idiots coming into stream chat saying I just looked up cancer symptoms on Google. Obviously braindead morahns who don't know how real life diagnosis and medical treatment works on Earth and have never even stepped foot into a doctor's office in their life. OF COURSE I DIAGNOSED MYSELF ON GOOGLE, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO! Gahd peepul are so stoopid nowadays, right? correct? Correct? Snort? Snort. Right, common sense, which no one has except me ahbviously. Look guys the point is, I have cancer, obtusive stationary cancer. No it's not life threatening but it is going to be really really serious and I'm going to have many many bills and I'm going to need support more than ever. From my diagnosis, and trust me I'm being completely honest now no lie, I'm certain that I can keep this under control if I drink another litre of cherry juice every day. That's also what the doctor said after I explained my diagnosis to him: he said "Phil, you're correct. I totally agree with you, you just need to buy more cherry juice oh and let me step up and support you right away". So now guys, I REALLY need to hit that tier three tips goal because it's going to the cherry juice. You guys KNOW that there's a lot at stake here, and you guys need to support me and show me that you're actually willing to contribute where it counts. Tips. That's tips. Tips. Tips are what helps me the most right now. I need tips more than anything. And if I can't get enough tips, well then that obtusive stationary cancer might get worse!
He wants those pity bucks because he mentioned something vague is happening to him. He didn’t mention this health problem during his interview. Health problems like that don’t just spring up, especially with dsp taking 1 shower a week, constantly picking at his ears and not once has he ranted about seeing the dentist. He’s basically saying if he lashes out, don’t take it personally, it’s his “stressful health problem.” He doesn’t have a bad back, he never snorted during the interviews he’s done, he’s lied about his parents being in poor health and there’s a good chance he’s lying just for pity bucks.
Well it’s not cancer Phil, is your hand itching again? Is your gout flaring up? Or did a doctor actually confirm that you, YES YOU, did in fact have a stroke and that is why half of your face looks melted???
Lots of stuff, and he mentions the stalkers. The guy is out of his mind. Any minor threat or insult is a humungous deal to this douche. Not to mention the lack of money. His ability to deal with stress is minimal. He lives his life in fear.
One of his supporters told him that they were planning to go to Renton and wanted to meet up. He immediately blew up on the guy for threatening him and banned people who told him the guy literally just said he wanted to see him in person, claiming all of them were just trolls attacking/bullying him. Truly a 40 year old manchild.
He says all that about Rich and never even stops to think that a lot of what he said applies to him, he is truly incapable of introspection, it’s kinda fascinating to watch.
You know you reached Peak Toxic Phil when he goes full scorched earth tactic by going for the fan base instead of the creator themselves and wonders why he get blasted into oblivion on Social Media.
Poor poor Phil. April was nothing but one long Fool's Day for him. Permanent Professional Victim. He is finally going to a dentist. 15 years not one word about a dental visit. To Phil a Dentist is a detractor that studies his whales and supporters. "I can't put your name on screen because someone else gave me more money." Classic. He is feeling just fine.
17:49 "I'm done with this man, I want nothing to do with him! In fact after this moment I don't even want to bring him up ever again!" You said that last time Phil yet here we are
i think the beginning of the year he got departnered from twitch he said he wasnt gonna bring up drama ever again. he brings it up everyday. literally if he gets a positive message he brings up negativity
@@Alxmir23 I remember he made a new years promise some years ago how he won't talk about any drama, then week into January he's making a dedicated video about gootecks drama trying to insert himself into it.
You know its not a real issue cause he'd be begging for money and a guilt trip tool for his medical bills if it was Edit: nvm, he'll still guilt trip just without saying it and being vague. "Im stressed!" Phil, to tell you in your own words "stressed? needs a pill? then give her a pill! All this isnt necessary!"
12:05 pretty rich coming from the guy who has no friends because people think he’s a scumbag that people avoid and this goes to show how little his wife cares about him because if this day is so hard for him and it gets him down then his wife wouldn’t go out of her way to leave for work earlier. Unlucky Phil 😂
It's funny how now he will always casually neglect to mention how he would often mentally abuse Leanna by insulting her, gaslighting her, using her as a prop/trophy, and neglecting her as an individual and as a partner. But when he needed to milk her for money a couple last times, he had no problem telling everyone how he didn't give a shit if she died or not - just give her some fucking pills and make her go away. He was so eager to milk her for money that even after he claimed they weren't together anymore, he was more than happy to air out her dirty laundry to his supporters in a Classic Burnell Show and Whine.
A serious illness that I'm not allowed to know about, but is important that I know he has it... Its also stressful and what he does out of anger your suppose to be okay with it. Unless its cancer or a new form of the black plague, I don't see the point in the sad boy routine.
Everyone of the nerdy friend zoners loved it made jokes about it…..now the all act like that never happened, they are more evolved and respect women. His tabs will be “Haley from modern family…”
Its sad that i cant trust him even if he is being honest. As much of a dispicable human as he is, hes also been a reliable source of entertainment for years. Sadly this is the way of a liar and he is a veteran at it.
Tips have been low, and a WWE Champions event is coming up, while DSP is low in the ranks.. he’s desperate- so drastic guilt trips are needed. He’s such a pos I have no empathy for him, at all, nor do I believe him..
If Phil REALLY wanted to get under Rich's skin, he could have interviews with DKOldies and Soulja Boy and ask them why Rich hates them so much. The scammer trifecta podcast! 😂
What he hates is the very thought of getting a job. Imagine Phil working an office job. Client: “Sir I believe you sent me the wrong forms.” Pigroach: (SNORT*) “Listen asshole, you’re clearly trolling me and if you keep this up you’re gonna get banned.” Client “What? Excuse me?” Pigroach: “That’s it. BANNED! BANNED! BANNED! BANNED!” (5 minutes later) Pigroach: “What?! WHY ARE YOU FIRING ME, I DID NOTHING WRONG! THAT TROLL WAS CLEARLY A DETRACTOR!” That’s how I believe things would go for Pigroach in the real world. 😂
I do not wish serious illness on anybody, not even Phil. The only issue I have about this is whether it’s true as he’s been telling us so many fake stories through the years, but if it’s truly a serious disease such as cancer or similar I wish him the best.
His gout is probably flaring up after all that Indian food yesterday
When he did the Side Scrollers interview, he brought up the illness he has. Craig asked him if it was something serious "Like cancer" - I'm slightly paraphrasing, but he asked if it was cancer or something similar to that. And Phil said no, it's not that serious. So unfortunately, it seems to be him playing the victim like always.
Of course, why would you wish him death? He's just a scumbag and should be honest on stream. But all in all he's just an asshole on the internet
I genuinely think he's retarded. He exhibits very obvious signs of autism, antisocial personality disorder and narcissistic behavior. The antisocial part is a bit hard to detect since he hides it really well. Him never taking responsibility for his own actions whether in game or in real life, he will always find a way to make it out like he never did anything wrong. Fans give him donations to play certain games and he will flat out reject it or manipulate votes for his patreons so he plays a game he wants rather than holding up his end of the bargain. Right there in his patreon tier if you give him X amount of money, they can vote for whatever game and Phil will play it. He'll drink a lot of alcohol and pretend he doesn't do that as often when he's eating steak and taking his wife out for dinner every week.
Antisocial Personality Disorder
Behavioral: antisocial behavior, deceitfulness, hostility, irresponsibility, manipulativeness, risk taking behaviors, aggression, impulsivity, irritability, or lack of restraint
Mood: anger, boredom, or general discontent
Also common: physical substance dependence or substance abuse
The autism definitely shows when he plays games and has the inability to actually learn from his mistakes. He will literally ram his head into the wall and say it's glitched mechanics until someone tells him not to ram his head at the wall. That's what he does, he waits until someone tells him how to play and will continue to do the same thing over and over again but still somehow retaining that narcissistic behavior.
Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Have an unreasonably high sense of self-importance and require constant, excessive admiration.
Feel that they deserve privileges and special treatment.
Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements.
Make achievements and talents seem bigger than they are.
DSP is very narcissistic as he doesn't like it when his own chats has conversations amongst themselves instead of talking to him when he's playing a game and ignoring most of them. He still talks about the SF Tournament no one really attended and got 4th place, like that's the absolute best he could do and it's the greatest achievement of his life. When Machinima had a contract with DSP and didn't live up to his standards, it's was unacceptable and he needs to speak to the CEO immediately.
So we're talking about an autistic antisocial narcissist who sucks at games, scams his fans and has delusions of grandeur. With all this in mind, it's no wonder he can't see his own hypocricy or even self criticize.
DO NOT misinterpret this as excusing this behavior, this guy is a massive dick to his fans and shows little empathy to the people in his life. His poor mother has to pay off his debts and he's in his 40's. That kind of stuff is excusable when you're in you're early 20's but that's absolutely unacceptable for a grown man to beg on stream and cry to his mother especially when he's middle aged.
DSP is the cautionary tale for any man on what not to become. He's the lowest form of existence, he can't provide for himself or his family, he has had no real struggles or strifes, he never had to defend himself physically or verbally. He depends on others to make sure his wife, cat and himself are feed. That's not the responsibility of anyone but yourself, I don't care what you are if you're not a vegetable with a wasting disease you can provide for yourself. Pick up some weights, go for a jog and do something about it.
If he's having health problems he should try and continue to be completely sedentary, and also maintain his robust regimen of Gin and fast food. That should help.
Poor baby is the only person on the planet with adult matters in the back of his mind.
He genuinely thinks what he's going through matters to people. There are millions of issues on the planet, when COVID-19 hit this dude wasn't worried about him and his loved ones getting sick, he was worried about members going down as well as support.
Man Phil is such an ass. His dealings with the outside world are mainly on the computer, he has no idea about inflation and the current conditions of the outside such as gas etc etc. It's all about him and his little bubble
Well considering his audience that might actually be true..
The only thing in the back of his mind is WWE Champions TIIIME
@@sayxxdx the thing was he wasn’t worried remember his reaction to a fan trying to convince him to lay off ppl bc of “inflation” and he said and I kid u not “inflation has nothing to do with tips being slow so far this stream”
I don’t have any sympathy for a man who says he’s “stressed out” when all he does is sit on his butt and play video games terribly all day.
dood give him a break he works 6 days a week all day *snort*
@@grandmascreampie5372 tired of these detractors not knowing what true hard work is
working 8 hours a day on your feet to come home and see him yawn and stretch and saying hes stressed
@@Alxmir23 I’m walking home right now from my 7am til 10:15pm
I don’t know why I watch DSP clips where he talks about his “work” where he can wear pyjamas and talk to his “customers” like trash with no repercussions
@@TheWandererTravelVlogs Ya'll sound so bitter lmfao.
He seriously thinks being "stressed out and annoyed" is a pass to be abusive with people.
He thinks valid criticism is bullying. He thinks his struggle with mental illness is an excuse for his nasty behavior, but the apparent mental illness of his detractors is proof of inferior value
Sheep commenters rly r soft
Someone about to get divorced lol.
You thought you had seen the King of Hate before. Imagine if Khet divorces Philbert and violates him in divorce court 😂😂😂
Ive been waiting for that.
Kat only needs to work part time, eats fast food on the regular, and can play Skyrim unbothered. Her current living situation is leagues better than any she's had before, she's not leaving him unless his income dips so much that lifestyle becomes unsustainable. Phil being such a dramaqueen would be acting like the sky is falling long before his income gets that low. So I wouldn't bet on it.
@@Tezasaurusexactly even if she divorced him and took him to the cleaners her living situation would still get worse
He'd find some way of blaming detractors 'cos Phil never do3s Nuffield wrong, he dose everything right my dood
At first I was like damn "I wouldn't wish a serious health issue upon him, that's tough" but the more I watched the more he complained about others and how much of a victim he is, truly unbelievable.
Lmao look at todays date of course he all the sudden has health issues
Haha it's beat off day. I'm sick
For those who don’t know, Phil was babysitting 7 years ago and when she eventually wanted to move on, Phil got sad.
Hence why he threw her out to the curb, told the paramedics to leave her there with some pills, then proceeded to tell everyone how she was the sole problem in this life and everything was fixed once he stole someone else's fiancee and flew her over to him using other people's money. Oh, and can't forget he scammed his mother into paying for the wedding, yet still expects his mother to buy him and his maid gifts.
@@bleung2274 he also made his mother pay for his taxes.
Hahahahaha
His snort sacks are beginning to look like jowls 💀 the pig has begun his next step in meaningful evolution
Has this video been altered? because ... Holy shit: that legit looks really weird
@@heyyo3725 I'm not sure but yeah the new lighting does not help our Phillup
He's had those fat jowls for a minute now. All those fast food takeouts with Kat are adding up. This "health problem" Phil told us is, I'm guessing, related to his weight or digestion. The guy does zero exercise and doesn't do anything physical but eats a shit ton of fatty food. Wouldn't surprise me in the least.
Yes kept scrolling through the comments seeing if anyone else noticed this. Mf looks weird, like actually.
"snort sacks"! 😂😂😂
I like how he says he doesn't want anything personal when he himself bring it up
And then talks about how he's not going to talk about it for twenty minutes.
the art of e-begging: share just enough to garner sympathy, but don't give any details or answer any questions.
So fucked up he had to bring Rich's kids into it but not surprising he is DSP after all
Lmao that’s why his horse and cat get made fun of. His face is even more punchable
Lord forbid you bring his horse and cat into it though.
He said that when his kids get older they'll see how Rich acts online and how terrible it is.
But what if it were Phil? What, his kids get to find all about a 25 year beggacy where he pulled his pud live onstream, and was known infamously and notoriously as the most horrid e-begger and scammer on the internet and forever will be dubbed as "The Guy"? And oh yeah, he also led a legit cult of dents?
His self awareness is at minus 10,000. Always has been. The lack of shame is just astounding.
Probably where this sadboy "I have secret health issues" came from, he's likely making it up so he's also got horrible sicknesses guys please feel sowwy.
Must’ve never known anything actually fucked up
“Guys I’m totally on my death bed so give me pity tips. Oh and I’m gonna be an asshole today but since I told you I’m having health problems you can’t call me out for it.”
Just like his parents were that one time
I'm gonna go on a limb and say it's something related to his digestive system or his gout. His eating habits with very little exercise with his age can't be good. He says the most strenuously active thing he does is carry groceries into the house. His health has definitely declined for his age cause most guys do actual labor and burn calories throughout the day but Phil sits there all day playing games and talking to his fans. He doesn't do anything physically active but he doesn't wanna tell you anything, or the detractors will spin the narrative so just keep it on the hush hush.
Exactly this. He thinks his "behind the scenes health issue" gives him some kind if free pass to act like a complete asshole.
Iys beat off day
1:05 THIS. This Phil, is the reason why you’re in the position you’re in. You’re the last person on earth that needs to run away from his reality, your reality is the thing that’s killing you.
Translation: Everybody keeps holding me accountable for my ACKtions!
I love how hes banning people in chat while doing his whole sad boi segment
why does he act like trolls care about their sock accounts being banned? they literally get back in chat the same day or the next day. also only dentheads care about being banned because of that crappy community
Best one was when he was fake crying about his dead friend as a response to his old pals calling him out on monetizing said dead friend, he suddenly leans forward and starts banning people while fake sobbing.
It really makes him seem serious and pahsitive
If I was his wife I'd leave for work rearly too, and I'd stay late and do as much overtime as possible just to avoid being in the same house as him
Got to stack up some money for her grand escape from the snort fort.
Plan A : Do an interview to create a better image of myself to make more money (Failed)
Plan B : Star Wars Jedi Survivor Will Save The Business! (Failed)
Plan C : Fake a serious and mysterious illness to become the ultimate Victim
He's gonna need surgery in Mexico.
Wow. Phil using Rich’s kids as a way to insult him. Total scumbag, anything that happens to Phil is karmic justice. Phil deserves no sympathy.
And this is still the same stupid convo he wanted to have post-sidescrollers. He literally cant let sht go
He never did
“I don’t care what they say”
Literally every single day whines about what they say.
Theres an article in which psychologists tell you 6 phrases highly narcissistic people use.
One of them was "It's not fair!"
😂
Rolls a 6-sided die and get your problematic phrase today!
1 - "I did nothing wrong!"
2 - "Couldn't block!"
3 - "come onnnn man!"
4 - "it's Tevin's fault"
5 - "SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE FUCKING BUBBLES BEFORE I FUCKING TAKE THEM AWAY FOREVER"
6 - *snort*
"I did nothing wrong" or some variant of it is probably there to.
I wouldn't be surprised if "I was the victim" was there in some form too.
1. Brings up claim of "health issues", immediately asserts doesn't want to talk about it, having just brought it up, almost as if the story isn't ready yet, but still wants the pity associated with it. Man can't even lie with due diligence.
2. Did this man really just declare the best thing to do about his problems is ignore them? As If that were some genius biohack hot take?
Gin: the cause, and solution, to all life's problems.
We just received a 5 dollar tip! jk thanks for the Super Thanks Michael, it is very appreciated
Let's get Michael up ahn the leaderboard!
@@DSPTriesItMemology101 lmao wow you seemed like him for a moment ngl.
This is because Phil talks about the smallest of problems as if it's the fucking Everest falling on his head. It is probably nothing serious at all.
He talks about "taking his mind off of reality" by playing video games but then HIS reality is playing video games. It's like trying to revive a drowning victim by trying to make them drink a glass of water
Trying to revive a drowning victim by submerging them in a pond*
It's more accurate
@@zrider100z fair lol
You'd think people wanna come watch a yt stream of some dude playing vidya games to unwind from their real lives. Instead they get an hour of this pigroach unloading his problems on them in a giant one-sided therapy session. Meaningful khantent dood, pay up.
translation - 'make me feel better with tips'
tips where are they?
Please be patient, he has notipsism
- " I moved over. I don't wanna talk about this. I happened a long time ago. I'll ban everyone talking about it! F the trolls!!!!"
- *Insert long, salty, childish rant about the fappening and threats to RTU and his kids*
Idk man, id rather remember my father for being able to throw down and handle confrontations than begging strangers for donations
Even Jasper is ashamed of him...lol
How many times have we gotten the same 'This is the last time I'm ever talking about Reviewtech USA' speech?
As much as I don’t like either of these clowns, it seems like RTU is living rent free in DSPs head🤣.
Not exactly an accomplishment. That random girl in VR chat who called him an idiot probably still keeps this dude up at nights.
Khet wants a divorce. That's the issue. Please let that be it!!
Tbh I think the “stresthful thing behind da scenthes” is him being due for a prostate exam 😂😂😂 😂😂😂
ED, which is why he's sensitive about The Incident anniversary.
Rich daughter is very sick. So Phil as sign of his great virtue and empathy decides to help. Help by gracefully forgiving Rich for having his own opinion and providing him with an opportunity to be milked for his tragedy on Phil's steam. What a hero
And then decided to copy the sickness and claim he's sick now too, just can't tell you what it is.
He can show me a cancer diagnosis and I would still think he’s lying that’s all he knows no truth to anything he says
He worked for his reputation
Look, cancer diagnosis!! Uh well, it says benign negative, but it could come back dood!! Like anyday now!! Give me money.
The pig who cried wolf.
@@diocletian607 LOOK DOOD, LOOK ON MY PHONE *proceeds to shove phone into camera* LOOK IT SAYS IS HAVE STATIONARY CANCER RIGHT HERE! OBTUSIVE STATIONARY CANCER!
Uuuhh now we have idiots coming into stream chat saying I just looked up cancer symptoms on Google. Obviously braindead morahns who don't know how real life diagnosis and medical treatment works on Earth and have never even stepped foot into a doctor's office in their life. OF COURSE I DIAGNOSED MYSELF ON GOOGLE, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO! Gahd peepul are so stoopid nowadays, right? correct? Correct? Snort? Snort. Right, common sense, which no one has except me ahbviously.
Look guys the point is, I have cancer, obtusive stationary cancer. No it's not life threatening but it is going to be really really serious and I'm going to have many many bills and I'm going to need support more than ever. From my diagnosis, and trust me I'm being completely honest now no lie, I'm certain that I can keep this under control if I drink another litre of cherry juice every day. That's also what the doctor said after I explained my diagnosis to him: he said "Phil, you're correct. I totally agree with you, you just need to buy more cherry juice oh and let me step up and support you right away". So now guys, I REALLY need to hit that tier three tips goal because it's going to the cherry juice. You guys KNOW that there's a lot at stake here, and you guys need to support me and show me that you're actually willing to contribute where it counts.
Tips. That's tips. Tips. Tips are what helps me the most right now. I need tips more than anything. And if I can't get enough tips, well then that obtusive stationary cancer might get worse!
I haven't seen any DSP stuff in a few months. Damn, he's getting old fast. His beard has gone grey and he appears to be growing a second face.
That's not a second face, that's just the mask slipping off
He wants those pity bucks because he mentioned something vague is happening to him. He didn’t mention this health problem during his interview. Health problems like that don’t just spring up, especially with dsp taking 1 shower a week, constantly picking at his ears and not once has he ranted about seeing the dentist. He’s basically saying if he lashes out, don’t take it personally, it’s his “stressful health problem.” He doesn’t have a bad back, he never snorted during the interviews he’s done, he’s lied about his parents being in poor health and there’s a good chance he’s lying just for pity bucks.
stressed out with gout no doubt
OH SH*T HE WENT HARD LMAO!!! Pig of suffering will never change!!!
He has medical WWE stuff going on behind the scenes.😂
Well it’s not cancer Phil, is your hand itching again? Is your gout flaring up? Or did a doctor actually confirm that you, YES YOU, did in fact have a stroke and that is why half of your face looks melted???
What do you mean half? The fucking mucus sacks make him look like an obese bulldog from every angle
He’s describing himself during his inane dribble of a diatribe.
I NEVER WANTED TO PUNCH THE SCREEN SO HARD BEFORE.... WOW JUST WOOOOOOWW
"They think life is all fun and games" - Man who plays games all day.
Games are serious business dood.
Lots of stuff, and he mentions the stalkers. The guy is out of his mind. Any minor threat or insult is a humungous deal to this douche. Not to mention the lack of money. His ability to deal with stress is minimal. He lives his life in fear.
One of his supporters told him that they were planning to go to Renton and wanted to meet up. He immediately blew up on the guy for threatening him and banned people who told him the guy literally just said he wanted to see him in person, claiming all of them were just trolls attacking/bullying him. Truly a 40 year old manchild.
This Is How You DO Play: Pity Party
He says all that about Rich and never even stops to think that a lot of what he said applies to him, he is truly incapable of introspection, it’s kinda fascinating to watch.
Narcissists tend to project. Phil does it to a level I've never seen. Anytime he's angry and yelling he often projects.
14:41 almost verbatim the same speech he gave about keemstar lmao 😂
I need money, but I can't tell you why I need money because people could prove that it's BS if i'm transparent
Hes definitely returning to his old ways since the podcast.
He is so happy he gets guilt trip his cult into donating more
LOL, Return of the King, truly.
You know you reached Peak Toxic Phil when he goes full scorched earth tactic by going for the fan base instead of the creator themselves and wonders why he get blasted into oblivion on Social Media.
Why no one leaves me alone dood. Everyone just punches down on me REEEEE
That nut will haunt phil forever
Poor poor Phil. April was nothing but one long Fool's Day for him. Permanent Professional Victim.
He is finally going to a dentist. 15 years not one word about a dental visit.
To Phil a Dentist is a detractor that studies his whales and supporters.
"I can't put your name on screen because someone else gave me more money." Classic. He is feeling just fine.
"Wow Phil seems really agitated today"
I mean, he bans 90% of his viewership, what gave it away?
Phil THE VICTIM Burnell strikes again LOL
17:49 "I'm done with this man, I want nothing to do with him! In fact after this moment I don't even want to bring him up ever again!" You said that last time Phil yet here we are
i think the beginning of the year he got departnered from twitch he said he wasnt gonna bring up drama ever again. he brings it up everyday. literally if he gets a positive message he brings up negativity
@@Alxmir23 He took a friendly compliment as a threat…
Yup, he's said that several times.
@@Alxmir23 yeah he said he was "done with the drama", yet always brings up drama
@@Alxmir23 I remember he made a new years promise some years ago how he won't talk about any drama, then week into January he's making a dedicated video about gootecks drama trying to insert himself into it.
No Dave, you're not being bullied. That's called criticism.
Happy Bustday Phil!
Also welcome back 0utsyder.
Ogh. Vintage DSP. Delightful. I love how it starts small and builds and swells like a well practiced orchestra.
Finally, now he doesn't want to think about his daughter 😂😂😂 oh an chokin the chicken 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔
Why does every time Phil tries to play the pity card, he ends up shitting on his own point?
You know its not a real issue cause he'd be begging for money and a guilt trip tool for his medical bills if it was
Edit: nvm, he'll still guilt trip just without saying it and being vague.
"Im stressed!" Phil, to tell you in your own words "stressed? needs a pill? then give her a pill! All this isnt necessary!"
I would never condone someone smacking this guy in the chops but if, god forbid, it ever did happen, I hope it’s recorded and posted online.
DSP saying everyone who expose him shouldn't have a platform cause they are toxic.
He must be taking only making 16 bucks on his ReACKACKACK channel pretty hard.
LMFAO Phil is so jealous of the money sidescrollers got for the interview. He's trying to get interviews with drama to try and get that money
Phil's mysterious 'illness' is going to be something like: "I have massive anxiety because we aren't hitting the tip goals."
I don't believe for a second that the conversation between Phil and Rich happened
I like how you brought some clips from Wings. The lolcow crossover.
12:05 pretty rich coming from the guy who has no friends because people think he’s a scumbag that people avoid and this goes to show how little his wife cares about him because if this day is so hard for him and it gets him down then his wife wouldn’t go out of her way to leave for work earlier. Unlucky Phil 😂
"It's still this back here... It's in the back of my head, the back of my mind and it's always telling me..."
Unhinged psycho rant. Whoever Rich is needs a restraining order against Phil.
"I was really depressed at the time."
Translation: Leanna wouldn't make me dindin.
It's funny how now he will always casually neglect to mention how he would often mentally abuse Leanna by insulting her, gaslighting her, using her as a prop/trophy, and neglecting her as an individual and as a partner. But when he needed to milk her for money a couple last times, he had no problem telling everyone how he didn't give a shit if she died or not - just give her some fucking pills and make her go away. He was so eager to milk her for money that even after he claimed they weren't together anymore, he was more than happy to air out her dirty laundry to his supporters in a Classic Burnell Show and Whine.
he is losing his mind
Did The King of Hate really ever leave?
- M: "Bond, I need you back"
- DSP: "I never left *snort*"
Wow using medical pity for his benefit and donations. How disgusting. That should be a ban immediately
All this fuss over erectile dysfunction...
The King of Hate never left🐷
The King of Lolcows, just unironically said
*"THINK OF THE CHILDREN"*
A serious illness that I'm not allowed to know about, but is important that I know he has it... Its also stressful and what he does out of anger your suppose to be okay with it.
Unless its cancer or a new form of the black plague, I don't see the point in the sad boy routine.
he has testicular can sir
Cirrhosis. His liver failure-style spots give it away.
The gout went to his brain 😢
“Bullying effects people” says the creator of Friend Request Ridicule
Everyone, say your best quote from King Phillip of the Darksyde
SNORT
"I did nothing wrong"
I got 2 big bills this week!
"I didn't fail the mission!"
Mee! Reee!
Divorce incoming lol
Only Dave and drama queens bring up all these issues and problems they don’t want to expand on. They want you to do all the stressing.
didnt he himself so called celebrated this anniversary of the fappening and making fun of it? now hes upset because someone else made fun of it
Everyone of the nerdy friend zoners loved it made jokes about it…..now the all act like that never happened, they are more evolved and respect women.
His tabs will be “Haley from modern family…”
Oh wow, the health-style begs have begun
Its sad that i cant trust him even if he is being honest. As much of a dispicable human as he is, hes also been a reliable source of entertainment for years. Sadly this is the way of a liar and he is a veteran at it.
Tips have been low, and a WWE Champions event is coming up, while DSP is low in the ranks.. he’s desperate- so drastic guilt trips are needed.
He’s such a pos I have no empathy for him, at all, nor do I believe him..
My dude is acting like Rich gave him anal HPV and his doc said he’s at risk for colorectal cancer lmao
we need a im done with RTU counter soon.
It is so altruistic of him to warn his chat that Aunt Flo is visiting him particularly heavily this month.
Remember the last time Phil was done with RTU and would NEVER bring him up again?
I can about imagine how petty and exploitive Dave would be if he had actual children. I think it would be worse.
It's amazing that he can make an "I don't care" speech last 40 minutes...
Elite.
If Phil REALLY wanted to get under Rich's skin, he could have interviews with DKOldies and Soulja Boy and ask them why Rich hates them so much.
The scammer trifecta podcast! 😂
He could stop the trolls today right now if he learned to roll with the punches and laugh things off.
All of this because today is may the burst. Khet's downstairs crying all day and night long.
phil is definitely not goin to ask for donations for his mystery illness anytime soon
I love this mid-life crises arc.. hopefully the stroke one comes next. That would be fantastic content to see.
No matter how hard you try to sympathize with this guy he makes everything in his power to make you hate him in the end.
Translation: dents please prepare to get pushed around & ridiculed by the person you are tipping money to. Also this is guaranteed a lie.
What he hates is the very thought of getting a job.
Imagine Phil working an office job.
Client: “Sir I believe you sent me the wrong forms.”
Pigroach: (SNORT*) “Listen asshole, you’re clearly trolling me and if you keep this up you’re gonna get banned.”
Client “What? Excuse me?”
Pigroach: “That’s it. BANNED! BANNED! BANNED! BANNED!”
(5 minutes later)
Pigroach: “What?! WHY ARE YOU FIRING ME, I DID NOTHING WRONG! THAT TROLL WAS CLEARLY A DETRACTOR!”
That’s how I believe things would go for Pigroach in the real world. 😂
This is all purely to cover for the next marathon steean when hes back on twitch btw