PUTTING DOWN THE WATCHDOG! - Ray Gun Recap

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  • Опубликовано: 23 окт 2024

Комментарии • 4 тыс.

  • @HiIThinkImReal
    @HiIThinkImReal 6 лет назад +5469

    _woof woof woof woof woof woof_

    • @Xargas
      @Xargas 6 лет назад +107

      Holy shit, he managed to write woof six times!

    • @LieutenantSilver
      @LieutenantSilver 6 лет назад +43

      I can't believe this account is simultaneously better _and_ worse than the SaarLorLux's Double Unicorn. It's worse because rather than tweet embarrassing, passive aggressive and factually incorrect opinions on Hatespeech and constitutional law the Watchdog just blares idle nonsense in a manner as symbolic as its negligible effect on society. On the other hand, the dog is voluntarily supported by gullible cretins. The Double Unicorn cost taxpayers money. More than EUR 50.000, over 2 years. Because the state has _noting better to spend it on._

    • @MrCatofdoom
      @MrCatofdoom 6 лет назад +24

      Bork

    • @g0urd_dude246
      @g0urd_dude246 6 лет назад +14

      Damn Furries

    • @iamimiPod
      @iamimiPod 6 лет назад +37

      I agree with you when you assert "woof woof," but I just think calling it "woof" goes to far and doesn't deserve to be "woof woof."

  • @bugleberryfancam5820
    @bugleberryfancam5820 6 лет назад +405

    You forgot to mention whenever you call out Racism Watch Dog for being stupid, people reply with "Dude you're arguing with a dog!" completely ignoring that two grown men run the account and they take breaks because it is stressful to run the twitter.

    • @papasmurfsmurfy6360
      @papasmurfsmurfy6360 6 лет назад +89

      Corn Bread They didn’t take breaks because of stress. They did that because they woofed at a black woman saying “I hate white people” and their stupid followers didn’t like that

  • @0karmaticfrost010
    @0karmaticfrost010 5 лет назад +825

    "The strong black women joke has been around for decades!"
    S-so would u rather be a... weak black woman then????

    • @charlesdemers1197
      @charlesdemers1197 5 лет назад

      0Karmaticfrost0 Good comment

    • @CorundumDevil
      @CorundumDevil 5 лет назад +40

      There will literally never be a correct answer. That's the way they want it to be: truck-mounted goal posts. My advice? Don't chase those tail lights.

    • @mehmemeh5285
      @mehmemeh5285 4 года назад +22

      @strontiumXnitrate what racist questions? And no one ever said it was her job to save anyone, you inept child.

    • @drawnsequence
      @drawnsequence 4 года назад +6

      C'mon seriously. She's clearly saying she wants to be a straight white male. Who wouldn't be jealous of all this hair loss?

    • @caesthoffe
      @caesthoffe 4 года назад

      how dare you say black women are weak!!1!! racist

  • @NJOverclocked
    @NJOverclocked 6 лет назад +885

    Held a gun for 1 second
    *demonetized*

    • @EnRandomSten
      @EnRandomSten 6 лет назад +29

      it was a raygun
      that shoot bullets.

    • @Bacon8t0r
      @Bacon8t0r 6 лет назад +15

      Has common sense and care with said firearm. (Also being male) SJW firestorm

    • @omegatheasshole9356
      @omegatheasshole9356 6 лет назад +4

      held a gun for 1 milasec ban boi

    • @TheAsylumCat
      @TheAsylumCat 6 лет назад +6

      NJOverclocked that's why patreon is his life support.

    • @copocopocopocopo
      @copocopocopocopo 6 лет назад +1

      Like #600!

  • @yodasber54
    @yodasber54 6 лет назад +894

    This man is litteraly the Scout from TF2 if he did a line of memes everyday

    • @kindnesstemmie6625
      @kindnesstemmie6625 5 лет назад +45

      For christ sake he really is

    • @itshighmewn8174
      @itshighmewn8174 5 лет назад +58

      I can’t wait for Chris to dress up as Scout with a can of BONK in his hand and vibrate creepily as he crawls onto TYT and tells Cenk “Today ain’t your day, pancakes!”

    • @SmokeyOwOs
      @SmokeyOwOs 5 лет назад +11

      He drank a good ol bottle of memes

    • @johs7961
      @johs7961 5 лет назад +10

      @@itshighmewn8174 I would literally massacre a school to see this.

    • @bearman_1826
      @bearman_1826 5 лет назад +6

      Holy crap. Let's buy this man a cap , a bat, and a sawed off shotgun.

  • @HRush-lu6fj
    @HRush-lu6fj 6 лет назад +2447

    Time to crawl back to my cabin in the woods waiting for the next Chris Ray Gun video. See you guys in Autumn.

    • @dreamrealitysyndrome
      @dreamrealitysyndrome 6 лет назад +39

      Mind sharing some company? I too shall be waiting months on end for this Puerto Rican to upload another video. Hopefully it's before the new year

    • @stormblessed9618
      @stormblessed9618 6 лет назад +14

      Room for another?

    • @dude9553
      @dude9553 6 лет назад +12

      I think you mean next summer

    • @viscovolt
      @viscovolt 6 лет назад +9

      got room for one more

    • @peterroberts7832
      @peterroberts7832 6 лет назад +13

      I'll bring the lube and the dental dams

  • @lorenzo5814
    @lorenzo5814 6 лет назад +639

    Glowing with aids™ merch when?

  • @FlikFlaxx
    @FlikFlaxx 6 лет назад +702

    This John Wick prequel is getting weird

    • @sirsmiteful6285
      @sirsmiteful6285 5 лет назад +3

      FlikFlax **when your comment is so savage that everyone just likes it and strolls**

    • @bigboyjimbo5468
      @bigboyjimbo5468 5 лет назад +1

      *when someone hurts your dog*

    • @sirsmiteful6285
      @sirsmiteful6285 5 лет назад

      BigBoyJimbo *and takes your car*

  • @cretinousswine8234
    @cretinousswine8234 6 лет назад +1751

    I feel bad for the dog they’re using as their profile pic. He doesn’t deserve that. He’s a good boy, yes he is. Who’s a good boy? He’s a good boy.

    • @somenerd2626
      @somenerd2626 6 лет назад +84

      I doubt he appreciates his photo being used without his permission. Dogs cant give concent.

    • @somenerd2626
      @somenerd2626 6 лет назад +51

      Oops i just assumed the dogs gender

    • @starkillerrxrafael2938
      @starkillerrxrafael2938 6 лет назад +26

      @@somenerd2626 "This but unironically." -PETA, probably

    • @jackbennett6902
      @jackbennett6902 5 лет назад +5

      @@starkillerrxrafael2938 whelp, there goes my sides.

    • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
      @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 5 лет назад +4

      Misgendering watchdog: Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

  • @MightySquishy69
    @MightySquishy69 6 лет назад +453

    "Blow my mind and call me Lincoln." I'm gonna have to steal that.

    • @confusedwolf7157
      @confusedwolf7157 6 лет назад +4

      MightySquishy69 hi Lincoln

    • @darthvictor5824
      @darthvictor5824 6 лет назад +2

      I think it would better if you use JFK.

    • @zat1245
      @zat1245 6 лет назад

      darthvictor58 Why’s that?

    • @flywingcpy7121
      @flywingcpy7121 6 лет назад +1

      zat1245 JFK got blown by a bigger fact

    • @zat1245
      @zat1245 6 лет назад +1

      Flywingcpy How big was this fact and why was it blowing JFK.

  • @RokieYTGaming
    @RokieYTGaming 6 лет назад +910

    Jesus Christ somebody help that cat its been drinking for 13 minutes straight.

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming 6 лет назад +1006

    1:09 You aren't getting that Ed, Edd, n' Eddy sound past me!!

    • @VampireJester
      @VampireJester 6 лет назад +44

      SUBALUWA! xD

    • @Th0rn3195
      @Th0rn3195 6 лет назад

      Wow

    • @candypg1
      @candypg1 6 лет назад +2

      TrueUnderDawgGaming now you’re no watch dog you’re a sound dog

    • @LtPulsar
      @LtPulsar 6 лет назад

      @The Vloggers You ain't nothin' but a sound-dog

    • @candypg1
      @candypg1 6 лет назад

      Lt.David Pulsar YEAH SOUND DOG UNITE

  • @CrowAtNight
    @CrowAtNight 5 лет назад +112

    3:50 "How dare you call me strong, hardworking and independent. We're sick, weak and tired."

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 4 года назад +9

      To me it seems she's mad because people act like she's better only because she's black, it's like a backhanded compliment that completely dismisses struggles of them and other people

    • @misteraxeman2680
      @misteraxeman2680 4 года назад +7

      @@Oyasumi05 You're fucking braindead

    • @300IQPrower
      @300IQPrower 3 года назад +2

      @@misteraxeman2680 i mean he outlined an actual issue that exists. Maybe it doesn’t apply to that specific instance but it’s not a brain dead statement ya brain dead twat.

  • @PoisoningtheWellTV
    @PoisoningtheWellTV 6 лет назад +357

    I'm sorry we were focused on the cat drinking water in the background, but i'm sure you had a good point. You seemed very excited.
    We support this video.

    • @DrumRoody
      @DrumRoody 6 лет назад +10

      Poisoning the Well mlem mlem mlem

    • @salted6422
      @salted6422 6 лет назад +20

      That's one thirsty cat.

    • @joeldykman7591
      @joeldykman7591 6 лет назад +11

      I wasnt the only one

    • @obscurerefference7954
      @obscurerefference7954 6 лет назад +2

      Poisoning the Well it’s entertaining

    • @nurgle11
      @nurgle11 6 лет назад +1

      Stop watching Raygun and get on with Space Odyssey ya slackers :D

  • @odst7973
    @odst7973 5 лет назад +203

    My god that intro....
    Was not expecting that...

  • @TheTyty2010
    @TheTyty2010 6 лет назад +401

    I'm offended that a human is using this account and not a real dog, are u saying a real dog couldn't handle this account and spot racism..hmm

    • @confusedwolf7157
      @confusedwolf7157 6 лет назад +7

      Fotia Madness doggist. flag this awful man!

    • @putridmoldyman306
      @putridmoldyman306 6 лет назад +11

      Fotia Madness
      Its human washing

    • @space.gangsta1178
      @space.gangsta1178 6 лет назад +1

      They're stealing jobs from the dogs

    • @TheTyty2010
      @TheTyty2010 6 лет назад +1

      Space. Gangsta117 as a dogist I approve that we should ban humans from taking away dog’s freedom to choose to bark against racism

    • @joshpetkotrovic7320
      @joshpetkotrovic7320 6 лет назад

      Woof woof woof woof woof

  • @JodyBruchon
    @JodyBruchon 6 лет назад +234

    That's why I call it "Twatter." I also see that there was a sale on sugar glass.

  • @TwentySeventhLetter
    @TwentySeventhLetter 6 лет назад +131

    Chris, you're like a cancerous tumor (wait hold on it's a compliment); every time we think you've finally left you come back stronger than ever!

    • @Terenin
      @Terenin 6 лет назад +2

      You are a very strong implementation of cancer.
      Yep, totally a compliment :D

  • @mrgumbyking
    @mrgumbyking 6 лет назад +2061

    Finally.

  • @UltimateStarky
    @UltimateStarky 6 лет назад +122

    woof woof woof
    this is so exhausting can I have $5 a month to keep doing this

  • @h3cch347
    @h3cch347 6 лет назад +614

    You are like Idubbbz post-depression.

  • @greyrifterrellik5837
    @greyrifterrellik5837 6 лет назад +175

    ... I'm gonna be honest, sometimes it is legitimately hard to tell whether everything is just an act for the lulz, or if you're *genuinely* insane. ._.

    • @Geoffreyvexer
      @Geoffreyvexer 6 лет назад +8

      It’s a hard knock life, for us.
      ITS A HARD KNOCK LIFE, FOR US.
      JUST KILL ME.

    • @masterofchaoticgames
      @masterofchaoticgames 6 лет назад

      I think its a bit of both 😂

    • @aaronvargas6004
      @aaronvargas6004 6 лет назад

      lulz with a "z" is how you know it's really funny, guys.

    • @DaybreakPT
      @DaybreakPT 6 лет назад

      Don’t worry, he’s a method actor.

    • @SuperSteelers79
      @SuperSteelers79 6 лет назад

      You should watch IDubbz then 😂

  • @joemadden4160
    @joemadden4160 6 лет назад +303

    Note to self; compliments are violence.

    • @catherineevelyn6540
      @catherineevelyn6540 6 лет назад +1

      I still have bruises from when my friend told me I looked nice in a dress.

    • @invictusprima4437
      @invictusprima4437 6 лет назад +1

      To millennial snowflakes who have been brainwashed into believing that everything anyone says or does is racist or sexist or targeted against there identity in some way they are

  • @dragonswampanimations5558
    @dragonswampanimations5558 5 лет назад +152

    Killing the imagine dragons wouldn't solve the problem. The value of their music would just go up

    • @tomwilson4873
      @tomwilson4873 5 лет назад +7

      *triggered noises increase*

    • @j3tt436
      @j3tt436 4 года назад +7

      Or we only remember that one song that people liked a few years ago and fuck the rest lol

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +2220

    Thank you Idubbbz, very cool.

  • @thebahooplamaster
    @thebahooplamaster 6 лет назад +214

    I feel like I’ve regained some brain cells by watching this.

    • @dantebanducci235
      @dantebanducci235 6 лет назад +4

      thebahooplamaster That makes me worry about where you started at...

    • @daltonkellebrew2236
      @daltonkellebrew2236 6 лет назад +3

      Honestly... His videos make me feel a little hopeful that this world will recover some tiny bit.

  • @hannah_marie8462
    @hannah_marie8462 6 лет назад +422

    I watched the cat a majority of the video!

  • @simplychaff1875
    @simplychaff1875 6 лет назад +302

    It’s the literal embodiment of those guys that enjoy smelling their own farts from the South Park San Francisco episode.

    • @lafe6183
      @lafe6183 4 года назад +2

      You really fuckin love south park dude props to you 👍 gotta love it when the profile picture matches the comment lmao

  • @TheBanMan
    @TheBanMan 6 лет назад +571

    Scarlet Johansson can't play a transman, but Will from Will and Grace has been played by a straight man since the end of the 90s...

    • @georgebaynard4096
      @georgebaynard4096 6 лет назад +10

      The Ban Man & that’s still around but Roseanne gets canned

    • @roundabout468
      @roundabout468 5 лет назад +2

      @@georgebaynard4096 i mean. There's a reason for that.

    • @georgebaynard4096
      @georgebaynard4096 5 лет назад +6

      Roundabout I don’t, you don’t see the movie company making it cancel all production and then making a remake of the movie, no but Roseanne makes one off color tweet and her entire show gets canned and her character gets killed off you know the main title character! The central point & backbone to the show & will & grace got brought back for more seasons & Will’s actor is still playing a gay man no one is Fucking complaining

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 5 лет назад +20

      Barney the womanizer from how I met your mother was played by a gay guy from the beginning

    • @a.mp.m7340
      @a.mp.m7340 5 лет назад

      Ohh thank you I was never really sure. I mean I was like is he, I don't think so....thank you.

  • @thebackofdoctormanhattanshead
    @thebackofdoctormanhattanshead 6 лет назад +165

    AAAAND HE'S BACK

  • @Deadpool3E
    @Deadpool3E 6 лет назад +90

    The word is "troglodyte". Trilobite is from Alien, yes, but it's named after an ancient group of Arthropods.

  • @josephleocadio9228
    @josephleocadio9228 6 лет назад +241

    "Why didn't they get a real trans-man to play a trans-man?"
    Isn't pretending to be someone/something that isn't you the whole point of acting?

    • @dhounut1660
      @dhounut1660 4 года назад +4

      joseph leocadio yeah sure but it’s kinda like casting a white guy to play a black guy or visa versa it just isn’t that cool of a thing to do

    • @brotherjamesstrang
      @brotherjamesstrang 4 года назад +31

      @@dhounut1660 the trans race? U srs nigga?

    • @shaeisgae8952
      @shaeisgae8952 4 года назад +7

      How dare they not cast an actual retard as Rainman.

    • @dhounut1660
      @dhounut1660 4 года назад +1

      古田 順子 dood it was a comparison calm urself

    • @dhounut1660
      @dhounut1660 4 года назад +3

      Jared Armstrong race and gender identity are different you can’t change ur race but if ur trans that’s also part of who u are and the whole changing genitalia thing being like changing ur skin color is just digging to deep into a pretty shallow comparison

  • @flake452
    @flake452 6 лет назад +708

    Chris doesn't make videos too much anymore because Laci leaves him with too many black eyes.

    • @yaerootaegrewriowollio5232
      @yaerootaegrewriowollio5232 6 лет назад +22

      Oh please someone needs to make that joke a meme

    • @flake452
      @flake452 6 лет назад +125

      The black eyes are not from her punching him rather her tits whacking him during sex.

    • @kaylethejudicator2368
      @kaylethejudicator2368 6 лет назад +83

      Nah, he is just exhausted from having his hips constantly powderized from the snu snu

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 6 лет назад +43

      flake452 I would watch that porn. Just sayin.

    • @kennethleo4471
      @kennethleo4471 6 лет назад +97

      You heard what he said about hit tub sex. Clearly his relationship with Laci has had his sex life ascend to levels he never thought possible. Unfortunately Chris' frail Puerto Rican body can't keep up and is now starting to fail him.

  • @r.e.z9428
    @r.e.z9428 6 лет назад +262

    Chris love your videos, I’m sure you were saying something really insightful, but I couldn’t stop watching that cat video in the back.

  • @literallypuni4091
    @literallypuni4091 6 лет назад +62

    Anita Sarkeesian: NOOOOOOO NO BLACK BUFFY REBOOT!"
    RascismDog: woof.
    Twitter: RETRACT YOUR WOOF!!!!!!!!!

  • @motherfreya2840
    @motherfreya2840 5 лет назад +64

    Tom Sweeney is my favorite Chris Ray Gun character.

  • @jacobrocque5483
    @jacobrocque5483 6 лет назад +25

    That was like the beginning of a content cop, Idubbbz

  • @evanblake5252
    @evanblake5252 6 лет назад +42

    At first honestly had no issue with the "racism watchdog" owners taking themselves too seriously. I figured maybe they wanted to deliver their opinion through vague humor, and just did a poor job. Then of course, naturally, half the tweets they feature aren't even racist, so go figure. I don't know what I expected.

    • @SteleCat
      @SteleCat 6 лет назад +2

      MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

  • @tvd-theremedy2515
    @tvd-theremedy2515 6 лет назад +546

    “His two dads”
    WHAT A SHOCKER...

    • @lam2142
      @lam2142 6 лет назад +25

      *criminally underrated*

    • @MegaDeathRay10
      @MegaDeathRay10 6 лет назад +37

      Let’s hope the aids watchdog does not make a twitter account

    • @marinejcksn1
      @marinejcksn1 6 лет назад +1

      TVD- The Remedy
      Imagine my shock

    • @parkycod
      @parkycod 6 лет назад +12

      I'm not homophobic but I hate how all the annoying, offended by everything gay people get the light and are the ones representing the LGBT community

    • @whenyoucoolasacucumber
      @whenyoucoolasacucumber 6 лет назад +1

      BetterThanJesus3 One of my favourite /pol smuggies

  • @TheMrNut
    @TheMrNut 6 лет назад +193

    I miss the tropic thunder age

    • @ToddKeck98
      @ToddKeck98 5 лет назад +4

      RDJ is a legend.

    • @greybayles7955
      @greybayles7955 5 лет назад +2

      "tasteful blackface" seems like an oxymoron but somehow RDJ pulled it off

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 5 лет назад +9

      @@greybayles7955 why would it be an oxymoron? Blackface is only bad because the people who originally did it were racists and did it to mock black people.
      In my country white people paint themselves black and celebrate black culture alongside black people, so it was never racist to begin with.
      That's like saying anyone who wears a short mustache is racist because Hitler did it and he was racist. Intentions behind actions are more important than the action itself

    • @lindensalter6713
      @lindensalter6713 4 года назад

      92brunod do you mind me asking what country you’re in? I’ve never heard of this and am really curious

  • @May-scribbles
    @May-scribbles 6 лет назад +33

    That cat mleming in the background is the only thing i can focus on

  • @beejereeno2
    @beejereeno2 6 лет назад +470

    Just switch to a porn if someone walks in @ 1:17.
    Easier to explain than a grown man beating up a stuffed dog.

  • @bearpuns5910
    @bearpuns5910 6 лет назад +53

    I prefer cats on account of their rotating wrists and nimble pelvises.

  • @mcskatcat4582
    @mcskatcat4582 6 лет назад +23

    "Blow my mind and call me Lincoln" Chris, I love you and I'm stealing that.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +536

    Collab with idubbbz please you two would make the perfect couple.

    • @Greeblyweebly
      @Greeblyweebly 6 лет назад +149

      So you're asking him to collab with himself ??

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 6 лет назад +24

      You're half a decade late with that stale ass meme.

    • @combine8269
      @combine8269 6 лет назад +1

      See: Dan Bull's RUclipsr Royale

    • @Blue-ke5sb
      @Blue-ke5sb 6 лет назад +18

      Justin Y.
      Bruh did you upload your consciousness to RUclips, you’re fuckin everywhere

    • @G4kan260
      @G4kan260 6 лет назад +4

      Justin Y. Fuck off

  • @RennsReviews
    @RennsReviews 6 лет назад +164

    You really have some sort of obsession with cats wrist's don't you? Me personally, I like their necks

  • @jameschild8432
    @jameschild8432 6 лет назад +84

    Just change your profile name to DJ Ray Rico Daddy Slick from now on to eternity.

  • @cumdemon9895
    @cumdemon9895 5 лет назад +43

    2:51 OH MY GOD I’M IN A VIDEO

  • @ashaik6947
    @ashaik6947 6 лет назад +82

    I wonder how many brain cells Chris has lost over the years

    • @SweenusSwinginHisDingus
      @SweenusSwinginHisDingus 6 лет назад +17

      Brown Gumshoe bold of you to assume he had any to begin with

    • @borderlands10
      @borderlands10 6 лет назад +15

      Considering he punted a stuffed dog and said "woof woof, jackass!" while slapping the everloving shit out of it; I'd say he lost 3/4 of his cells.

    • @ashaik6947
      @ashaik6947 6 лет назад +2

      yeebingeebin my bad, should known

    • @jooasalmi730
      @jooasalmi730 6 лет назад

      He had brain cell's?

  • @SuperAtheist
    @SuperAtheist 6 лет назад +93

    What's going on?
    This isn't Philip DeFranco
    .

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 6 лет назад +128

    Dat Lavender Town music though...

    • @Mazaroth
      @Mazaroth 6 лет назад +3

      Richard Powell That's my bgm in this game called life.

  • @almightyrmb
    @almightyrmb 6 лет назад +32

    What gets me is most of the tweets it barks at aren’t even racist

  • @Duckman1616
    @Duckman1616 6 лет назад +28

    I feel like twitter should warn you that anything you say is likely to be misconstrued in large part due to the character limit. I found that out the hard way when a very popular youtuber misunderstood my tweet and for over a week I got hundreds of notifications of people shit talking me for it. >.>

    • @anarsehole
      @anarsehole 6 лет назад +3

      Duckman1616 what’d you say?

  • @mrDeathtrooper
    @mrDeathtrooper 6 лет назад +61

    I swear chris and idubbez are in cahoots with each other

  • @qrangejuice8225
    @qrangejuice8225 6 лет назад +31

    Chris' slow degradation into Rick Sanchez

  • @YukonHexsun
    @YukonHexsun 6 лет назад +28

    There's something wonderful and strange about this new world we live in where I can watch something, over and over again, for free, that I find more entertaining than most TV shows. TV shows that, mind you, took teams of people to create, potentially tens of thousands of dollars, and I watch people like Chris Ray Gun and The Bible Reloaded who do it solo from an apartment in California and some house in bum-fuck Michigan, respectively. Kinda makes me feel like a bastard for not being a patron, but then I remember I literally cannot survive on the income I have and rely on my family until I can get a degree.
    So uh, plz don't swallow a glass of cleaning fluid before I get a bachelor's Chris. Thx.

  • @ERrnesST
    @ERrnesST 6 лет назад +61

    I can't believe its not butter. *spreads vaseline on toast.

  • @Lani-sc2oj
    @Lani-sc2oj 6 лет назад +17

    Reasons you are a good youtuber.
    The amount of effort you put into your work.
    Your Idubbbz esque style.
    Original
    Interesting
    Hilarious
    ... yknow what there is too much Ima stop it here

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +271

    Do you remember what happened when Vine shut down? Now just imagine how much worse everything would become if Twitter shut down. It would be like Chernobyl.

    • @creamsleybeanington1434
      @creamsleybeanington1434 6 лет назад +5

      No

    • @JustinY.
      @JustinY. 6 лет назад +39

      Don't take this seriously

    • @mathewricafrente5984
      @mathewricafrente5984 6 лет назад +3

      Maybe it could be worse than Chernobyl if Facebook was shut down too.

    • @sajiwaji
      @sajiwaji 6 лет назад

      this is your second comment on here shut

    • @Skyleton127
      @Skyleton127 6 лет назад +3

      I mean Vine had to jump ship to RUclips. Where are the twitter refugees gonna flock to?

  • @pinkskie5536
    @pinkskie5536 6 лет назад +28

    I have to say, I'm fond of the more skit-based humor you're employing. Solid shit.

  • @wangbot47
    @wangbot47 6 лет назад +58

    You gave her the old hot tub ray gun, didn't you Chris

  • @TTTristan1
    @TTTristan1 6 лет назад +23

    Watching the light from your window slowly creep up your microphone, extend to the top, and widen in girth was...
    very stimulating.

  • @BeforeTheNoose
    @BeforeTheNoose 6 лет назад +55

    "glowing with aids" LOL. Brilliant.

  • @davidsurette4151
    @davidsurette4151 2 года назад +5

    4 years later still think this video has the best gags 10:05 is just gold

  • @lorenzo5814
    @lorenzo5814 6 лет назад +76

    This upload helped me getting rid of my will to live, thank you

    • @wowza935
      @wowza935 6 лет назад

      Too bad it didn't help ur grammar.

    • @johs7961
      @johs7961 6 лет назад +3

      Oy Boyo He says while saying ur.

    • @mantequilla404
      @mantequilla404 6 лет назад +2

      *Grahammer

  • @DeoFayte
    @DeoFayte 6 лет назад +17

    Jokes on you Chris. Even on websites without a character limit 99.99% of conversations lack any depth at all because most people aren't capable of looking past a single sentence or word in a page long argument.

    • @peterroberts7832
      @peterroberts7832 6 лет назад

      Never Imagine Gay Guys Eating Rice

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC 2 года назад +1

      "so what you're saying is..."
      The words of a fool everytime.

  • @skagglesthesquirrel
    @skagglesthesquirrel 6 лет назад +38

    Hi
    "Gets berated"

    • @gavinking-smith1656
      @gavinking-smith1656 6 лет назад

      Skaggles the Squirrel sup

    • @skagglesthesquirrel
      @skagglesthesquirrel 6 лет назад

      sselgninaemsiefil wontidne hows it goin 👌

    • @wowza935
      @wowza935 6 лет назад

      Damn right, u bundle of sticks

    • @benjamingoodman2775
      @benjamingoodman2775 6 лет назад +1

      Wow... are you making fun of the easily offended? How dare you make fun of people trying to make the world a better place? We’re sick and tired of being sick of tired of people harassing us online...
      I’m not upset... you’re upset

  • @teiwi1640
    @teiwi1640 5 лет назад +25

    8:26 Christopher 'Particle-beam weapon' screams at his own genitalia.

  • @Snardvark25
    @Snardvark25 6 лет назад +37

    Oh shit.. get those eyebrows ready! We're in for some nonstop naturally beautiful motions!

  • @Sun_Downer
    @Sun_Downer 6 лет назад +18

    Can't wait for the next one... 6 months from now

    • @tomsweeney2030
      @tomsweeney2030 6 лет назад

      Matt 24 Really!? He's gonna be uploading again that fast? Awesome

  • @rexsilvermoon8609
    @rexsilvermoon8609 6 лет назад +21

    the natural predator of the rascism watchdog is the troll

  • @BertzTriscut
    @BertzTriscut 6 лет назад +19

    I looked it up and a troglobite is actually a small ant-like arthropod that lives deep in dark caves.

  • @wynnscrivener4089
    @wynnscrivener4089 6 лет назад +64

    "Twitter is the worst thing to happen to man" Heya Chris, did you forget Tumblr is a thing?

    • @oddluck4180
      @oddluck4180 6 лет назад +26

      Wynn Scrivener Tumblr has some good hentai artists.

    • @wynnscrivener4089
      @wynnscrivener4089 6 лет назад +10

      That's valid.

    • @raptorkil
      @raptorkil 6 лет назад +2

      twitter is worse, at least tumblr has memes

    • @amizqui5697
      @amizqui5697 6 лет назад +1

      Okay guys what about deviantart? That's baaaaaaaad

    • @faithtomorrow
      @faithtomorrow 6 лет назад

      Tumblr is still better.

  • @phoenixwrong9241
    @phoenixwrong9241 6 лет назад +19

    Hallelujah Christopher finally uploaded

  • @ArchHippy
    @ArchHippy 6 лет назад +25

    I've seen scientists have intelligent conversations on Twitter. How do they do this? With links. To things that are not on Twitter.

    • @riverstyxarmory9782
      @riverstyxarmory9782 6 лет назад +3

      Brandon Roberts no, we exist. We are just silent, favoring thought over yelling at people for reasonable actions and exercises of rights.

    • @dragonswampanimations5558
      @dragonswampanimations5558 6 лет назад +5

      River Styx Armory I love how hubristic your statement is.

    • @dragonswampanimations5558
      @dragonswampanimations5558 6 лет назад +1

      River Styx Armory also, ur talking about how intellectuals on the internet exist but the reason why it seems as if they don't is because is because they are quiet and are little bitches or something like that. But I was lookin through the comments and u be responding to a lot of stupid comments. So its either your statement about those ppl being quiet is false, or you are not part of the group you were talking about

    • @dragonswampanimations5558
      @dragonswampanimations5558 6 лет назад +1

      Hate StupidThots I don't think they r saying that posting links mean u r an intellectual. I think he's saying that its a tactic intellectuals use to have smart and meaningful conversations + get around the 140 character limit.

    • @soulfliesfree381
      @soulfliesfree381 6 лет назад

      by posting links..............anyone can post a link. It doesn't make you intelligent.

  • @JudeFurr
    @JudeFurr 4 года назад +9

    "Blow my mind and call me Lincoln"
    "Glowing with aiiiiiiiids"
    I love your casual remarks.

  • @johnatandelacuso4174
    @johnatandelacuso4174 6 лет назад +5

    The delivery of that bottle breaking joke made me laugh like mad. Nice work my man

  • @rushed1612
    @rushed1612 6 лет назад +19

    Twitter is an actual creepypasta

  • @puttyputt
    @puttyputt 6 лет назад +212

    Hey look!
    The political Jontron uploaded...
    ...Nice

    • @nicogearX
      @nicogearX 6 лет назад +20

      You calling my boy iDubbz a political jontron? You better take that shit back right the fuck now my dude.

    • @YukonHexsun
      @YukonHexsun 6 лет назад +7

      Gonna be honest, Chris is both a more reliable uploader and funnier than JonTron. I like Jon (that fucking Howling 2 video is wonderful) but good god, that guy needs to stop worrying about giant sets and just make some fucking videos in between his productions. He hasn't put anything out in ages.

    • @thecapitalisticdictator2256
      @thecapitalisticdictator2256 6 лет назад

      Literal what I thought as a clicked on this video lol

    • @NewbieofTS
      @NewbieofTS 6 лет назад

      He's been on hiatus since the interview that got him some heat, It's not certain he's coming back

    • @MaladyKayjo
      @MaladyKayjo 6 лет назад

      Dubtron politics

  • @maxcohen4891
    @maxcohen4891 6 лет назад +33

    Noone cared about blackface in Tropic Thunder because that movie is a diamond in the raw

    • @Legitpenguins99
      @Legitpenguins99 5 лет назад +3

      Nobody cared because it was done right

    • @GaryIV
      @GaryIV 5 лет назад +4

      The point of the use of blackface in that movie was to show how retarded it is to do blackface. Did you watch the movie?

  • @Jibbert
    @Jibbert 6 лет назад +25

    I love your editing style

  • @elias_xp95
    @elias_xp95 6 лет назад +22

    Halfway through the video and now we get to racism dog

  • @Antiprogressivepraxis
    @Antiprogressivepraxis 6 лет назад +51

    WOOF!?!?!?

  • @thatmtgnerd
    @thatmtgnerd 3 года назад +3

    10:17 is my genuine reaction to watching the news at this point

  • @yahoruz
    @yahoruz 6 лет назад +43

    why is idubbz uploading here instead of idubbz2

  • @vane909090
    @vane909090 6 лет назад +95

    Lmao I lost it at Spiderman.

    • @UriGerhard
      @UriGerhard 6 лет назад

      Adam B I like that the video ends at 13:37

  • @randommr0361
    @randommr0361 6 лет назад +108

    1337

  • @revenantrising7190
    @revenantrising7190 5 лет назад +2

    Dude I can't understand how almost half the video is basically just an introduction to the main topic and yet I'm so damn engrossed that when you finally get to the topic I suddenly loose all sense of awareness as I'm suddenly sent spiralling into a pit of abject confusion and pointless soul searching the likes even the goth girl in the back of my 6th grade math class couldn't even relate to... Great video though, I'm a few months late but that's okay

  • @CaptainTard
    @CaptainTard 6 лет назад +49

    I just got back from a white supremacist meeting and boy are my arms tired.

    • @hellkite6892
      @hellkite6892 6 лет назад +2

      Kenny Miller that's fucked up lol

    • @ajzeg01
      @ajzeg01 6 лет назад +3

      BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

    • @riverstyxarmory9782
      @riverstyxarmory9782 6 лет назад +1

      Kenny Miller shouldn't it just be one arm? Unless you are saluting with your left arm, in which case may the aryan race have mercy on your soul.

    • @gatst7680
      @gatst7680 6 лет назад +2

      River Styx Armory
      Maybe he used one arm and it got tired so he switched to the other

    • @riverstyxarmory9782
      @riverstyxarmory9782 6 лет назад

      Gats T blasphemy. One may only use their Reich arm...erm.. Right arm... Yeah, that one, to salute.
      Unless it's one of those progressive white supremacists meetings, then by all means, go right ahead.

  • @thatpersonwhoexists4692
    @thatpersonwhoexists4692 6 лет назад +19

    When Chris isnt dead

    • @amann4467
      @amann4467 6 лет назад

      >tfw life has meaning once more

  • @joenuts8312
    @joenuts8312 6 лет назад +32

    Where's PETA by now?

    • @willtros645
      @willtros645 6 лет назад +9

      Putting lobsters in freshwater

    • @90maducc
      @90maducc 6 лет назад +4

      Busy with the culling of strays I guess.

  • @pineapplestreet9792
    @pineapplestreet9792 6 лет назад +7

    “Well blow my mind and call me Lincoln”

  • @Pinknives
    @Pinknives 6 лет назад +10

    Don’t lie Chris, you’ve never known how to end videos.

  • @JazzJackrabbit
    @JazzJackrabbit 6 лет назад +11

    09:01 - Chris Ray Gun encouraging bestiality [2018, colourized]

  • @Craxin01
    @Craxin01 6 лет назад +37

    Racism Watchdog just like a real dog fenced up in someone's yard, a lot of barking and noise, and literally no one is intimidated or afraid. Just some pathetic animal with nothing better to do than bark at nothing.

  • @mrunknown8335
    @mrunknown8335 5 лет назад +7

    W-where did that blood come from?
    *WHAT DID YOU DO TO TOM?!*

  • @sean7456
    @sean7456 6 лет назад +12

    Dat reoccurring Beretta PX4 Storm..... Chris is woke on firearms, my dudes.

    • @dereklewis4321
      @dereklewis4321 6 лет назад +1

      Sean Rotating barrel for recoil medigation. Very nice.

    • @riverstyxarmory9782
      @riverstyxarmory9782 6 лет назад +1

      Sean the PX4 is bad with silencers, but it'll silence Twitter accounts all the same.lol

    • @dereklewis4321
      @dereklewis4321 6 лет назад

      River Styx Armory I live in Cali. What are these mystical silencers u speak of?

  • @Blinko
    @Blinko 6 лет назад +25

    I too hope the Watchdog eats some chocolate while going through the garbage

    • @georgeclinton4524
      @georgeclinton4524 6 лет назад

      Is that really fatal? If that's the case I have some hamburger i don't need to put broken glass in =)

  • @garrettfisher4049
    @garrettfisher4049 6 лет назад +7

    This video was fantastic as usual. Seriously, your videos are far too good to only be putting out one a month. Anyway, keep up the good work. I'll be impatiently waiting for the next one.

  • @kevind6723
    @kevind6723 4 года назад +10

    The name racismdog owners makes it look like they’re the owner of a racist dog.