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  • Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025

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  • @inflatablemattress2
    @inflatablemattress2 7 лет назад +6567

    _Stop it_ _Stop it_
    _Stop it_

    • @huntcheerio9214
      @huntcheerio9214 7 лет назад +82

      Anarcho-monarchism

    • @baronzad2056
      @baronzad2056 7 лет назад +9

      Data, I'm not just going going to stand around and let you do this.

    • @henkiedebomb
      @henkiedebomb 7 лет назад +106

      Get some help Get some help
      Get some help

    • @Yayofangamer16
      @Yayofangamer16 7 лет назад +4

      Inflatable Mattress Jesus fuckig Christ

    • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
      @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 7 лет назад +4

      Inflatable Mattress Scrolled through the comments before I saw it. You made my day.

  • @GlinkBetweenWorlds
    @GlinkBetweenWorlds 7 лет назад +2305

    *"Were we supposed to die by now?"*
    Yes Chris, I think so. The human experiment had gone on too long.

    • @fanboicucklorde1645
      @fanboicucklorde1645 7 лет назад +3

      Glink hey man

    • @PolishNomad95
      @PolishNomad95 7 лет назад +54

      Clearly. If there ever was a god, he has long abandoned us and now cowers from the monster he's created.

    • @stephensharper4312
      @stephensharper4312 7 лет назад

      Soon

    • @AHunDread
      @AHunDread 7 лет назад +12

      Only the edgiest of robotic overlords could decide my fate
      and it must not be a trap.

    • @HexDom
      @HexDom 7 лет назад +1

      I was literally about to comment the exact same thing. Wow.

  • @5nak_music
    @5nak_music 7 лет назад +1244

    "Men will have to give up there precious erections."
    *I don't think it works that way*

    • @zerogray437
      @zerogray437 7 лет назад +90

      Without erections how are we going to make more people?

    • @topladnigelfaragethedestro2053
      @topladnigelfaragethedestro2053 7 лет назад +14

      Birbs bro

    • @volatilemerican6746
      @volatilemerican6746 7 лет назад +64

      Yeah it doesn't work like that. Erections are natural, I would understand their opinion a tiny bit if we wanted to rape and plunder and murder everytime we get erect, because apparently males aren't capable of having loving thoughts whilst erect, but it's the opposite. There are rapists, yes. But does your neighbor committing murder make you a murderer?

    • @go_rilla262
      @go_rilla262 7 лет назад +37

      have to pry it from my cold dead hands

    • @fall9459
      @fall9459 6 лет назад +28

      >end of entire human race
      >because penises are violent

  • @Klarpimier
    @Klarpimier 7 лет назад +1525

    Fun Fact: The world actually did end on 2012. That's the date the Simulation has been removed from maintainence by our programmer overlords and is slowly deteriorating

    • @agentdash8999
      @agentdash8999 7 лет назад +85

      LetterD How rude of them

    • @parvislupisnavis1209
      @parvislupisnavis1209 7 лет назад +61

      LetterD makes sense

    • @FluorescentGreen5
      @FluorescentGreen5 7 лет назад +61

      so in other words, thats the date god left us?

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 6 лет назад +6

      LetterD I can believe that

    • @stuartkynast2679
      @stuartkynast2679 6 лет назад +18

      fun fact, this one true and somewhat of a buzz kill, scientists have mathematically proven that the world is not a computer simulation

  • @kirikakirikakirika
    @kirikakirikakirika 7 лет назад +1212

    The lesson of _Little Red Riding Hood_ is debatable, but most scholars and English majors agree it's a nod to puberty, not "the male labito". Most people in the 17th century didn't wear red, especially if they were peasants. The bright colour just stuck out too much. The reason why Little Red's hood is red, is because it's supposed to represent menstrual blood, which is of course a symbol of womanhood. The wolf (also depicted as a werewolf or an ogre in other variations of the story) is a representation of the dangers of the real, adult world. Because Little Red is still a child and very naive, she is successfully tricked into telling the wolf where she is going, how to get there, and even into wasting her time smelling flowers. This gives the wolf time to get to the grandmother's house, eat her, and then eventually eat Little Red. When Red and her grandmother are eventually saved by the Lumberjack, she emerges from the traumatic experience as a mature young woman, who now knows that the world is sometimes a dangerous place and that she shouldn't blindly believe what strangers tell her. It has _nothing_ to do with sex or men. What's more, in many variations (including the Grimm's version, I think) the wolf's gender isn't even specified. It's simply referred to as "the wolf". The wolf, therefore, isn't a representation of all men, but rather the ugliness of the world in general.
    I will concur that vampires have become greatly sexualized in recent years, but that wasn't the original purpose.The first major and most recognised vampire story in history is Bram Stoker's Dracula. Stoker is often credited with the creation of vampires, so we'll talk about him. For anyone who's read the book, you know that Dracula does, in fact, prefer to feed on beautiful young women. This is because he covets their youth and because they're easy for him to manipulate. Stoker himself was a bit of a chauvinist and always regarded women as the weaker sex. However, you have to keep in mind that Dracula was the _antagonist_ of the story, not the protagonist. To this day, a lot of people actually think that Dracula was the good guy, when in reality he was the worst of the worst. A huge chunk of the story explores his hold over Lucy Westenra, a promiscuous young woman who becomes his main victim. It's _because_ Lucy is so sexually open that she becomes an easy target. Mina Harker, however, who is described in the book as a modest, kind, and faithful young woman, fights against Dracula's advances. It is _because_ of these qualities that Mina is eventually saved, Dracula is killed, and her and her husband, Johnathan Harker, go on to live a happy life. Stoker makes it very clear that men are _not_ supposed to be like Dracula, who preys on women, and that women are _not_ supposed to be like Lucy, who basically acts like a slut. So to sit there and argue that vampires are the good guys is erroneous. Until recently, they were _never_ the good guys. And you know what? Guess which gender most finds vampires appealing? Mine. My gender. Women. I fuckin' _love_ vampires. So stop using men in fictional settings for your bullshit, Stephen Marche.

    • @papapepperoni7482
      @papapepperoni7482 6 лет назад +176

      Damn i thought little red riding hood was about not trusting strangers

    • @ZackTurnal
      @ZackTurnal 6 лет назад

      đLepiH what?

    • @noggenfogger1324
      @noggenfogger1324 6 лет назад +33

      kirikakirikakirika
      Why do women _love_ vampires tho? It baffles me

    • @Psycamore
      @Psycamore 6 лет назад +26

      kirikakirikakirika lucy wasn't a slut in the book, she had many wooers but she rejected all of them because she was engaged

    • @Seraph-Shadowlink747
      @Seraph-Shadowlink747 6 лет назад +2

      Hunter Loose you took the words right out of my mouth

  • @deanrichard1770
    @deanrichard1770 7 лет назад +492

    As a psych student, using Freud’s theories on the male subconscious as a child as an excuse to why men suck pisses me off. she forgot to mention the part where he thought that females become mad at their mothers because they don’t have a penis and also want to sleep with their fathers. All of this according to Freud happens when you are very young and a lot of this stuff has been disproven or replaced with theories that make a lot more sense

    • @charlottewalnut3118
      @charlottewalnut3118 7 лет назад +47

      DeanRichard He also wants said that fear of weaponry is a sign of a motional retardation

    • @arthasmenethil9605
      @arthasmenethil9605 7 лет назад

      When and by whom was it disproven and "replaced" by things that make a lot more sense?

    • @leadnofro
      @leadnofro 7 лет назад +2

      I was thinking this exact thing then i find your comment lol

    • @brian3634
      @brian3634 7 лет назад +51

      DeanRichard b Freud was on enough cocaine to kill a small army of bull elephants and for some reason people take him seriously

    • @V3lv3n
      @V3lv3n 7 лет назад +28

      DeanRichard Freud was kind of, you know, batshit

  • @davidmenty611
    @davidmenty611 7 лет назад +83

    Fun fact, in 2012 the world was supposed to end, but a cosmic accounting error has caused the universe to continue past its logical end. Fate is dead, it's all improv now!

  • @melvinmalonga4068
    @melvinmalonga4068 6 лет назад +133

    Apparently the writer wanted to show us he knew about Freud except that he doesn't know that Freud was wrong

    • @jpgapostle8490
      @jpgapostle8490 6 лет назад +30

      Melvin Malonga for one Freud's favorite things were cocaine and more cocaine

  • @stumbling
    @stumbling 7 лет назад +407

    We all died in 2012, Chris. This is the afterlife; the collective memescape of an extinct race playing itself out across the infinite temporal expanse between death and oblivion.

    • @Chickenbowser
      @Chickenbowser 7 лет назад +11

      God I hope you're right. I'll even take death in 2014, Anita Bitchkessian and the tumblrinas don't have shit on the SJWs today.

    • @joesomebody3365
      @joesomebody3365 7 лет назад +14

      That would be a good idea for a movie, if done right.

    • @gadman85
      @gadman85 7 лет назад +7

      This makes more sense than things SJWs say.

    • @jwalk6018
      @jwalk6018 7 лет назад +2

      Best explanation so far.

    • @HarmonicResonanceScale
      @HarmonicResonanceScale 7 лет назад

      Makes more sense than anything else.

  • @TheActMan
    @TheActMan 7 лет назад +476

    Chris, you just stepped en marched into my heart with this video

    • @darthdeboplays
      @darthdeboplays 7 лет назад +17

      The Act Man hey I watch you do things with them vidya gaems

    • @idleshinobi3980
      @idleshinobi3980 7 лет назад +10

      Social Justice has too many micritransactions

    • @joshuaellery6167
      @joshuaellery6167 7 лет назад +3

      The Act Man loved your cod video! Keep em coming.
      You're my favourite RUclips.

    • @righteousgames7107
      @righteousgames7107 7 лет назад +2

      Ayyee you do them vidja games

    • @thexskating
      @thexskating 7 лет назад +1

      Stay Badass, Act Man!!!!

  • @midas1770
    @midas1770 7 лет назад +489

    Sometimes, I use Chris Ray Gun as the voice for my inner conscious.

  • @unlimited-edge
    @unlimited-edge 5 лет назад +257

    “Life Crystal”
    *Uh, dude, that’s S A L T*

  • @kazumablackwing4270
    @kazumablackwing4270 7 лет назад +125

    The irony of the so called "Oedipus Complex" Freud coined was that the "Oedipus" he based it on neither knew the man he killed was his father, nor that the woman he slept with was his mother...

    • @flyboymb
      @flyboymb 7 лет назад +16

      But his erect penis did! The erection knows all evil!

    • @LadyTsuki
      @LadyTsuki 7 лет назад +30

      The other funny thing they forget is that there's also an "Electra complex" wherein women are in competitions with their mothers for the favor of their fathers, and pretty sure in that one she knows the people are her parents. Freud was obsessed with sex and I think his theories say more about his own issues than most of psychology.

    • @zacgarcia9082
      @zacgarcia9082 7 лет назад +8

      Dont forget he also did cocaine from time to time
      So some crazy shit was bound to come out

    • @kathrynvincent1563
      @kathrynvincent1563 7 лет назад +7

      zac garcia Freud also studied and dissected eels trying to find their dicks. He could not find them...

    • @DeltaGhost78
      @DeltaGhost78 7 лет назад +3

      If I'm remembering correctly, after finding out he pokes his own eyes out.

  • @BigBrotherMateyka
    @BigBrotherMateyka 7 лет назад +569

    Two words: CATHOLIC THEOLOGIANS

    • @GarethOfByzantium
      @GarethOfByzantium 7 лет назад +33

      BigBrotherMateyka Are very important to the history of civilization.

    • @nictini
      @nictini 7 лет назад +16

      J A Thank you for that image. I'm cringing in empathic pain now.

    • @dajjukunrama5695
      @dajjukunrama5695 7 лет назад +4

      Today the catholics just use lotion

    • @eldermillennial8330
      @eldermillennial8330 7 лет назад +11

      Gareth Green
      There is a reason, almost unique among his peers, that Origen is not “Saint Origen”. For desecration of the Temple of his body, he must endure Purgatory, whatever other Truths he may have espoused.
      Also, it’s cheating to not use faith and willpower to control yourself.
      I would make exceptions for pedophiles, however. Castration is definitely the lesser evil if it helps a man avoid having to have a millstone tied around his neck, and cast into the sea. If Origen could be proven to have been fighting THAT kind of lust, then perhaps he is a Saint, after all.

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 7 лет назад +8

      RyGuy Son of Seamsters
      You're forgetting the fact that he (for a time) was considered a heretic. Also, it's not just willpower that allowed the Saints to overcome such issues, but the grace of God. That's why taking the kind of action that Origen did was wrong. It's like cheating the system. St. Augustine was practically a manwhore before conversion, and he went on to be the most influential figure in Western Christianity (outside of Christ and the Apostles) all the way up until Aquinas. If Origen had that issue and was unable to overcome it, it's a sign of spiritual deficiency.

  • @FlameOfUdun96
    @FlameOfUdun96 7 лет назад +514

    Vanilla Ice is my favorite rappist

  • @duffelbag5682
    @duffelbag5682 6 лет назад +98

    He’s like a cross of iDubbbz and Filthy Frank but covers the same topics that classic H3 did

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 7 лет назад +76

    *“That one almost got me, that was a Premium. That would have been a BaAaAaAaAaD day.”* I love the improvised jokes like this. It makes me feel like my brain fell out of my head and then bounced back into my skull. If that makes any sense - love ya! ❤️

  • @jelleverest
    @jelleverest 7 лет назад +182

    Genderneutral was voted as the most obnoxious word in the Netherlands this year :)

    • @Yzerbruh
      @Yzerbruh 7 лет назад +39

      *Jelle Verest* I remember we once had "swaffelen" voted to be the word of the year, good times.
      For the non-dutch commenters, "swaffelen" is cockslapping someone in the face when at half-mast.

    • @YukonHexsun
      @YukonHexsun 7 лет назад +26

      sammetju08, You have a fucking word for that?

    • @LithiaSinclair
      @LithiaSinclair 7 лет назад +6

      TheGreatYukon yeah. We're strange folk

    • @stuartholden6163
      @stuartholden6163 5 лет назад +3

      Lol you made my day

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 5 лет назад +8

      @@Yzerbruh are there different words for full mast slapping and flaccid slapping too?

  • @MrNotThatFamous
    @MrNotThatFamous 7 лет назад +506

    chair roll kick problems right from the start

    • @toasterofdoom9629
      @toasterofdoom9629 7 лет назад +2

      OMG YOU'RE THAT SUPER FAMOUS DUDE MAN I LOVE YOU!

    • @Joe_SN
      @Joe_SN 7 лет назад

      get out of the comments on every video bitch

  • @aoife-oh9si
    @aoife-oh9si 7 лет назад +148

    “How could you not like flaccid penis’s, they’re so charming!” Chris Ray Gun, 2017

  • @IjaatKyrayc97
    @IjaatKyrayc97 7 лет назад +41

    I was actually incredibly pissed off when I saw this article. The fact that this shit is allowed to be put on the FUCKING NEW YORK TIMES is disgusting

  • @Slimjimman98
    @Slimjimman98 7 лет назад +115

    Dude that shit is honestly scary how some people think like that..

  • @bordocofrivia2896
    @bordocofrivia2896 7 лет назад +191

    Guess who's back.
    Back again.
    Paul is back.
    Cause Tom was spent.

  • @Flargo1
    @Flargo1 6 лет назад +43

    *picks up salt crystal*
    "Don't worry guys I have this life crystal"
    *Dies because of the Salt*

  • @BLUESLYF0X
    @BLUESLYF0X 7 лет назад +150

    honestly at this point I'm starting to be convinced that the world really did end in 2012 when everyone was freaking out about it way back then because it truly has just been all down hill since.

    • @lethos8811
      @lethos8811 7 лет назад +7

      Bob Jenkins nah, my bf is too good in bed for this to be hell. Gotta be something else

    • @PalashaGabarra
      @PalashaGabarra 6 лет назад +6

      Western society has been slowly deteriorating for decades, not since 2012, Mainly due to leftism, and the chemicals in our food pussifying our males. Testosterone levels in men are dropping at an alarming rate, and this is not something that has ever been seen before.

    • @vagstuten9454
      @vagstuten9454 6 лет назад

      Nice

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 5 лет назад +1

      Obama’s second term began in 2012. That’s when the cult of social justice became a thing. He stated that he won’t have to hold back at all during his second term because he doesn’t have to worry about being re-elected. He actually did bring CHANGE just as Tzeentch planned.

  • @rupertgay4327
    @rupertgay4327 7 лет назад +139

    I always love when idubbbztv3 uploads

    • @elchicodgd7151
      @elchicodgd7151 7 лет назад +1

      Rupert Gay " 8:07 " IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING CONTENT COP REFERENCE?

    • @RinkoDinko
      @RinkoDinko 7 лет назад +1

      Guillen DGD109 Jacky Pauly Chon chent choo

  • @fatwiener7097
    @fatwiener7097 7 лет назад +114

    What’s this? What’s this? A consistent video. I don’t, get this. Another new upload. Has Chris, gone mad. He’s making good content. Thank you, daddy. You have my full consent

  • @Sebvibevanse
    @Sebvibevanse 6 лет назад +156

    Did you just drive to the gas station to get a Snapple and mask it as a skit?

  • @xXxtroublebehindxXx
    @xXxtroublebehindxXx 7 лет назад +250

    1:20 Generalizing an action based on a single sex? Hmmm....

    • @imasiontist653
      @imasiontist653 7 лет назад +36

      Bowl Of Carrots if only there were a word for that...

    • @KnekoKcat
      @KnekoKcat 7 лет назад +24

      Bowl Of Carrots I wonder what it would be...

    • @goodsnacks3470
      @goodsnacks3470 7 лет назад +14

      Yeah...

    • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 7 лет назад +7

      Bowl Of Carrots it's okay to generalize about men but if you dare to generalize about women you're the devil
      (I personally don't think it's good to generalize people either way)

    • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 7 лет назад +3

      Zer0 double something I think it is

  • @jextra1313
    @jextra1313 7 лет назад +336

    Honestly though, who is behind this? 90% of the population disagrees with this stuff but it's the only political viewpoint the media is broadcasting. There has to be more to this.

    • @grecofamilyaccount1386
      @grecofamilyaccount1386 7 лет назад +63

      Jpwnage216 the upper class coastal regions have always been the cultural output of the US and I’m not surprised that they have went off the deep end into a proto-cult echo chamber based on the over burdened over bearing coddle mentality of the parents raising the last generation in those regions

    • @daemonglasscock8768
      @daemonglasscock8768 7 лет назад +56

      2 words: vocal minority

    • @LJofSpadesTV
      @LJofSpadesTV 7 лет назад +17

      Jpwnage216 It gets clicks. End of.

    • @user-mh7db7ei1s
      @user-mh7db7ei1s 7 лет назад +8

      Globalists.

    • @IsaiahINRI
      @IsaiahINRI 7 лет назад +4

      The jews are failing to divide us and instead are just laughing stocks

  • @xXxtroublebehindxXx
    @xXxtroublebehindxXx 7 лет назад +1128

    Wait you uploaded within a month of the last video? This isn't the real Ray Gun

    • @Metolius9
      @Metolius9 7 лет назад +4

      No doubt........FAKE as FUCK! What did Laci do with the Real Raygun

    • @Crowbars357
      @Crowbars357 7 лет назад +4

      HES THE THING!!! (The sentient, infectious shape-shifting alien, not the Fantastic 4 member.)

    • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 7 лет назад +2

      Bowl Of Carrots I knew it idubbbz took over channel for a little bit

    • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 7 лет назад +3

      Metolius9 *[triggered]*
      Call the police this guy said a word

    • @goose8902
      @goose8902 7 лет назад +2

      There is no CRG. There is only Paul now

  • @blazingbuizel7194
    @blazingbuizel7194 6 лет назад +37

    "We're pro homosexual!"
    "You know who had it correct? *THE CATHOLIC THEOLOGIAN*"

  • @JakeBowenTV
    @JakeBowenTV 7 лет назад +198

    Thanks for watching the finale to my Uncle Samsonite series ten months ago, Chris. If you ever need me to lay down a phat beat for you, just let me know.

    • @willbink
      @willbink 7 лет назад

      Jake Bowen still can't believe it took you so long to notice his comment. xD

    • @nicdaddy344
      @nicdaddy344 7 лет назад +2

      My two favorite RUclipsrs on the same video. How inspiring

    • @JakeBowenTV
      @JakeBowenTV 7 лет назад +3

      Neither can I. I contemplate ending myself over it every day.

    • @nicdaddy344
      @nicdaddy344 7 лет назад

      Haha woah

  • @slyy5432
    @slyy5432 7 лет назад +129

    Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caaaught in a landslide.. No escape from reaaalityyy..

    • @mistahsusan2650
      @mistahsusan2650 7 лет назад +22

      open your eyes look up to the skies and seeeeeeeeeereeee

    • @johnf.kennedy1289
      @johnf.kennedy1289 7 лет назад +21

      Slyy I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 7 лет назад +22

      because i'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low...

    • @CaesarBest
      @CaesarBest 7 лет назад +19

      Anywhere the wind blows, doesn't really matter tooooo meeeee, to me

    • @pman2434
      @pman2434 7 лет назад +17

      MAAMAAAAAAAAA

  • @frankfortguyjuly3056
    @frankfortguyjuly3056 7 лет назад +69

    The most cartoonish misandry has made it to the New York Times.

    • @OckhamAsylum
      @OckhamAsylum 7 лет назад +1

      I'm waiting for the Marvin the Martian of feminsim to try to use the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Man Castrater to try and cut the balls off every man on Earth at once. "Where's the blood curdling cacophony of screams? There was supposed to be a blood curdling cacophony of screams!"

    • @harambe4267
      @harambe4267 7 лет назад

      Misandry don't real, bigot.

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 7 лет назад +1

      Harambe

    • @unassumingaccount395
      @unassumingaccount395 7 лет назад

      Isn't it an opinion page? I've seen many newspaper opinion columns with the dumbest statements ever, if not even worse than this.

  • @Gotz_the_iron_hand
    @Gotz_the_iron_hand 7 лет назад +80

    "the nature of *celebrities and politicians* in general" There, fixed that for 'em.

    • @RandomBoo256
      @RandomBoo256 5 лет назад +12

      "the nature of *the privileged rich* in general" also works.

  • @derram0k
    @derram0k 7 лет назад +31

    I read headlines like that and all that goes through my mind is the video clip of that one feminist...
    "We live in a society that hates, absolutely hates women."

  • @everyman1
    @everyman1 7 лет назад +57

    A semi erection is a micro aggression.
    Hey, i am a rapper afterall!

  • @Kekkai_
    @Kekkai_ 7 лет назад +139

    "Everybody super sonic racing running to the point of no return"
    2017 in a nutshell

  • @laowhy86
    @laowhy86 7 лет назад +46

    A&E was funny to me...

  • @Death_By_Karma
    @Death_By_Karma 7 лет назад +61

    It look's like Chris's chair Rick and rolled him right into his new broken computer

  • @karlthetechpriest2905
    @karlthetechpriest2905 7 лет назад +63

    I can't wait till years from now when people look back and they think "people actual did that?"

    • @Nodrog666
      @Nodrog666 7 лет назад +4

      EVERSOR ASSASSIN Oh man. We'll have so many stories to tell our kids. They won't even believe most of them.

    • @karlthetechpriest2905
      @karlthetechpriest2905 7 лет назад +2

      Leos Klein by the time we have children the world might be a radioactive crater, but that might just be my cynical thinking

    • @Nodrog666
      @Nodrog666 7 лет назад +1

      Master Chief I know the feeling. I really do.

    • @karlthetechpriest2905
      @karlthetechpriest2905 7 лет назад

      Hey any other Warhammer 40k fans, I have a question for you what would happen if this shit happened in the Warhammer 40k universe?

    • @Nodrog666
      @Nodrog666 7 лет назад +1

      EVERSOR ASSASSIN I wish I could afford Warhammer. I have too many hobbies. : P

  • @sebastianschoefl
    @sebastianschoefl 7 лет назад +37

    The little red riding hood thing makes even less sense because the wolf was also a crossdresser.

    • @thibaldus3
      @thibaldus3 7 лет назад +3

      The story's point is to warn girls to be weary of crossdressers and transgenders. The NYT agrees with me.

    • @thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527
      @thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527 7 лет назад

      My best guess on what the author is talking about is that they probably saw Johnny Depp's part in Into the Woods at some point and became convinced that every fairy tale is about rape

  • @dr.insquidious6404
    @dr.insquidious6404 5 лет назад +48

    The murder their fathers and sleep with their mothers is actually a reference to the Greek tragedy Oedipus Rex where the main character unknowingly kills his father and unknowingly sleeps with his mother and when he finds out he rips his own eyes out

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 5 лет назад +18

      yeah and even they painted that as a horrible tradgedy and the greeks were massivly freaky in terms of sex

    • @Firestorm422
      @Firestorm422 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah that seems like a reasonable reaction. *Not Sarcasm*

    • @hamishdow2188
      @hamishdow2188 4 года назад

      *i see you are a man of culture as well* now riddle me this, what walks on 4 legs in the morning 2 in the day and 3 in the evening (give ya a hint its tied to the oedipus tragedy but not the obvious way)

  • @torqasbell8698
    @torqasbell8698 7 лет назад +78

    "according to freud"... yeah cause he got so much right

    • @BobofWOGGLE
      @BobofWOGGLE 7 лет назад +1

      We only remember freud for what we didn't take and run with.
      He got a lot of shit right but he doesn't get credit because we're still using it.

    • @brendancahill3723
      @brendancahill3723 7 лет назад +1

      He got so much right that we only remember him for the stuff he got wrong, we take everything else as a given when in truth, they're all his ideas.
      Like a pianist who makes an amazing performance piece but fucks up 2 notes.

    • @tigerguy529
      @tigerguy529 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah, but the point is that you can't namedrop Freud as if that makes whatever you're about to say true. We use SOME of his idea's because they have been found to be useful, not because they are attributed to him

  • @sophiaversus9670
    @sophiaversus9670 7 лет назад +76

    Actually Little Red Riding Hood was a analogy for a Pedo, this article gave me aids though

    • @Lttlemoi
      @Lttlemoi 7 лет назад +29

      I thought most of these stories were more about "stranger danger" in general, rather than what Freud cooked up in his twisted mind.

    • @vlaidor
      @vlaidor 7 лет назад +6

      If I'm not mistaken, he's right. The book is originaly in french, and there is an expression for seeing or experience a penis for the first time which litteraly means "to see the wolf" or "Avoir vu le loup" in french.

    • @sophiaversus9670
      @sophiaversus9670 7 лет назад +20

      Lttlemoi To be fair most old fairy tales are incredibly dark, like on fucked up levels

    • @vlaidor
      @vlaidor 7 лет назад +5

      Ikr :D I grew up in russia and all the fairy tales were the original ones, much more explicit than the modified ones. But still great lessons learned, The wise man learns from the mistakes of others ( Confucius or Bismark ? Dunno )

    • @sophiaversus9670
      @sophiaversus9670 7 лет назад

      vlaidor Yeah! I read the tamed down ones when I was little but I read the originals when I was about 14.
      Having read both I prefer the originals :)

  • @bandgeekforlife406
    @bandgeekforlife406 7 лет назад +59

    I mean, Little Red Riding Hood *may* have been a cautionary tale about stranger danger. Maybe.

    • @betagamma18
      @betagamma18 7 лет назад +5

      I'm pretty sure the article had it right, and the story was about smooth talking predatory men, called wolves at the time

    • @grayblackhelm6468
      @grayblackhelm6468 7 лет назад

      The one I know has the wolf talking.
      So that makes him a werewolf, yes?

  • @super_cyb0rg226
    @super_cyb0rg226 6 лет назад +40

    **Pulls out pink rock salt**
    Oh boi don't do it.
    **Raymond Gunther licks the rock salt**
    Boi he did it.
    **slow clap**

  • @gramursowanfaborden5820
    @gramursowanfaborden5820 7 лет назад +65

    it doesn't surprise me that you actually licked the rock salt.

    • @calebr7199
      @calebr7199 7 лет назад +2

      It's quartz

    • @gramursowanfaborden5820
      @gramursowanfaborden5820 7 лет назад +5

      quartz is tasteless though, you saying he faked the disgusting taste?

    • @PTSDSquirrel
      @PTSDSquirrel 7 лет назад +3

      rose quartz.
      probably tasted like dust, and we don't like that taste.

  • @darklord884
    @darklord884 7 лет назад +118

    Also, Bluebeard's castle is a story about a count or baron named Bluebeard, who invites women to his home in order to court them for marriage, but forbids them to visit one specific room in his house. One by one, they all do and promptly get murdered because as it turns out, there's a curse on his castle that he can only get away from if he finds a woman who trusts him without trying to look into his deepest secret because she trusts him. The story has different versions, but I think in the original, it ends with the last woman trusting him and breaking the curse, which allows to stop killing and live his life freely of this. That's nowhere even close to being about the male libido, even though it's about a nobleman murdering women due to a curse on him, but it's metaphorically about curiosity and prying into other people's secrets even though they told you it'd end bad for you. It is about trust in people and taking their word for what it's worth. The women had no reason to distrust their polite, kind suitor and it was only their own curiosity and basic mistrust of him that caused them to open the room and be killed by the man inflicted with the curse. Taking it as a story about 'fearing the male libido' is so out of left field, the left field wants to be renamed the new right. But unfortunately, it's not new to the mainstream media nowadays.

    • @OdinMagnus
      @OdinMagnus 7 лет назад +6

      darklord884 thanx, didn't know what this was. Thought it was a typo of a pirate story.

    • @Taenlyn
      @Taenlyn 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah, the story of Bluebeard's Castle is based on the murders committed by Giles de Rais.

    • @MooseTactic
      @MooseTactic 7 лет назад +12

      I've never read a version of blue beard where he's cursed. The ending I remember the best is where the last wife tricks him and signals her brothers to ambush and kill him...And I think there is another version where the woman come back to life.

    • @jwalk6018
      @jwalk6018 7 лет назад

      TIL

    • @familhagaudir8561
      @familhagaudir8561 7 лет назад +1

      Oh I remember that tale. "Cours partout, fais la folle, mais ne vas pas au sous-sol." (Run everywhere, goof around, but do NOT go to the basement.)
      The lady had the keys to every room. She ended-up going to the basement, thinking she could sneak and nobody would know. The basement key got stained in blood and the more she scrubbed it, the bigger the blood stain on the key.

  • @tai030292
    @tai030292 7 лет назад +16

    Yes! The "WHAT" made a comeback!
    Also, that Sonic R track. Omg the nostalgia.

  • @tgen7726
    @tgen7726 5 лет назад +37

    Bruh if anyone gets offended at my “straight white maleness” I’m gonna tell them I’m a woman named Tiffany. And then get really offended.

    • @yeetboyman9303
      @yeetboyman9303 5 лет назад +5

      I say “I have autism you can’t say that to me” works every time

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 4 года назад +6

      @@yeetboyman9303 I actually do have autism, haha

    • @yeetboyman9303
      @yeetboyman9303 4 года назад +2

      LemonZeppelin same

  • @manaaya.3514
    @manaaya.3514 7 лет назад +147

    *CHRIS NO, THAT WAS HIMALAYAN SALT NOT A LIFE CRYSTAL*

    • @Faustiangemerald
      @Faustiangemerald 7 лет назад +1

      Mana'ay A. So overwatch? Right?

    • @SaltyGround
      @SaltyGround 7 лет назад +1

      Nice profile pic. Not sarcasm. I completely 100% agree with it.

    • @alexgee3111
      @alexgee3111 6 лет назад

      that was rose quartz

  • @Geck0GC
    @Geck0GC 7 лет назад +336

    I love being a rappist, I make some really good rap songs!

    • @Geck0GC
      @Geck0GC 7 лет назад +23

      Nigel Farage thanks, all the little kids love me.

    • @Mon-Ark
      @Mon-Ark 6 лет назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @TOAOM123
      @TOAOM123 6 лет назад +6

      Drip drip
      Raindrop
      Gotta chop my balls off

    • @Sn0wSSBM
      @Sn0wSSBM 6 лет назад

      GeckoGC the only thing I take away from this is the profile pic. And it brings back too many emotions

  • @soggybreadman4035
    @soggybreadman4035 7 лет назад +100

    I would pay good money to see Chris open up a restaurant called Chris-py Creamery and serve ice cream there.

    • @ThePlasmicAlchemist
      @ThePlasmicAlchemist 7 лет назад +3

      Lemme correct you: *fried* ice cream.
      Can't be crispy if it ain't fried. c:

    • @soggybreadman4035
      @soggybreadman4035 7 лет назад

      The Plasmic Alchemist ah, Good point.

    • @thecrakp0t
      @thecrakp0t 7 лет назад

      The Plasmic Alchemist
      Boooooooo

  • @anaionescu8913
    @anaionescu8913 5 лет назад +19

    I'm not gonna do any research, cause who does that?, but I remember from reading the Bluebeard story that it was about a rich man who would repeatedly marry much younger, beautiful girls. At first, the girls were ecstatic cause they think they hit jackpot, but in reality, this dude was messed up. He would go on a day trip without them, leave them a ring with all the keys to the castle's doors and tell them that they can open any door of their choosing but one. Of course, they all opened the door to the forbidden room where they found the decapitated bodies of Bluebeard's previous wives. They all touched the bloody door handle and dropped the keys, so the blood was the mark that they've disobeyed. The circle continued, with more girls getting married and all of them disappearing, never to be seen or heard from again, until one of them, the protagonist of the story, got caught and upon her sentence being delivered, kept asking to be allowed to pray just a little more. This gave her brothers the time to ride to the castle and kill Bluebeard, thus ending the circle.
    That's it. That's the story. And idk how it ties to the male libido, but ok.

    • @fel524
      @fel524 3 года назад

      Based

  • @NEWFIExGAMING
    @NEWFIExGAMING 7 лет назад +10

    I'm loving that Sonic R soundtrack, Chris. Really brings out the depression in your voice.

  • @tarabletv
    @tarabletv 7 лет назад +47

    So is the New York Times talking about Oedipus, in that thumbnail?

    • @christnt9656
      @christnt9656 7 лет назад +1

      Yep, I think the article talks about freud, who talked about the oedipus complex and the male libido.

    • @DarkLink1996.
      @DarkLink1996. 7 лет назад +3

      The Oedipus complex to be precise, because for some reason, NY Times still believes Freud. Even though all modern evidence points that he was wrong. He was the first step, major at the time, but the more we learn, the more we realize we don't know a thing about the brain.

    • @whynotbrosay
      @whynotbrosay 7 лет назад +2

      DarkLink1996 that's Jews for you.

    • @jakesibley897
      @jakesibley897 7 лет назад +1

      Uriah Major yep. Almost like Freud wasn't entirely debunked in like the 70's lol

  • @Jonny2by4
    @Jonny2by4 7 лет назад +69

    Men are Rappers

    • @Νοναμε-ρ9τ
      @Νοναμε-ρ9τ 7 лет назад

      That's how my english teacher spells it when we go over the court case in to kill a mockingbird. I don't feel like telling her

    • @SBAntiVillain
      @SBAntiVillain 7 лет назад +1

      yo im a white male my names tom once i kill my dad ill rape my mom

    • @SBAntiVillain
      @SBAntiVillain 7 лет назад

      this was a fd up comment just for the mems

    • @Jonny2by4
      @Jonny2by4 7 лет назад

      Petrified Kraken I like it

  • @Milklover1131
    @Milklover1131 6 лет назад +787

    #chrisrapegun

  • @abnt_official
    @abnt_official 7 лет назад +76

    Listen here Chris, when my mom passed in 2011 due to a stroke all I had left was a pet mouse and an empty apartment. No one came to get me, because my mom had been legally dead for 12 years (She faked her death in a car accident to kill my father who couldn't control his erections). I was alone with my mouse, and no one even knew I existed. When her body finally decomposed past the point of cannibalization, the only food I had left was my pet mouse. I didn't want to hurt it however, because we had been through so much together, so I waited till it was fast asleep from hunger, picked him up by the head, and shoved his face into the toilet water to drown him. He struggled as much as a little mouse can, and I can still hear his desperate squeaks for survival echo throughout these empty halls. You know I had to do it to 'em, Chris. A few days after that, someone bought the apartment, I was found and hospitalized, and I later escaped the hospital in pursuit of a life of crime. I'm living on the run now, Chris, and all I ask is for is a shirt to remember my dear friend with. Something that represented the best times of his life. So please Chris, do it for Squeakles, do it for me. Code: KEEM

  • @CaptainJackSawyer
    @CaptainJackSawyer 7 лет назад +152

    Crystal meth is not "Life Crystal". Seek help.

    • @tipsybun
      @tipsybun 7 лет назад +9

      That was a salt rock...

    • @oh_wall
      @oh_wall 7 лет назад +5

      That’s what they’re callin it these days?

    • @joesomebody3365
      @joesomebody3365 7 лет назад +1

      Sure it is.

    • @spikedpigeon5740
      @spikedpigeon5740 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah salt rocks are icky

    • @kubush
      @kubush 7 лет назад +1

      138 people liked this? "Life crystal? I'm gonna make a joke linking it to crystal meth! Durr durrrr. So funny!"
      No wonder Trump is president. People are idiots.

  • @annabella1650
    @annabella1650 7 лет назад +63

    Little Red Riding Hood has a couple of very screwed up versions, which did involve the wolf tricking her into eating her grandmother's flesh and getting into bed naked with the wolf. Even then, it's less about male libido and more about not staying on the path and trusting strangers.
    Anyone who uses Freud as proof of men being sex-obsessed needs to remember that he also said the same of women, alongside claiming they have penis envy. Seriously the man liked to try and link most thing to sex, unless it could be used against him; that's where the whole 'sometimes a cigar is only a cigar' thing comes from. To put in blunt,y, don't use Freud theories for modern psychology,even the armchair kind.

  • @kingfrost716
    @kingfrost716 6 лет назад +190

    Im woke *Pillar Men Theme intensifies*

  • @Lye445
    @Lye445 7 лет назад +6

    Two Chris Ray Gun videos not even a week apart!!! CONFIRMED BEST TIMELINE!!!

  • @MataNui.
    @MataNui. 7 лет назад +13

    I really hate how they read so deeply into what is actually an innocent expression. Boys will be boys is not nearly as fucked up as they think it is.

  • @gabrielbrown607
    @gabrielbrown607 7 лет назад +20

    when the video wasnt out long enough to be finished and someone disliked already

  • @gyromurphy
    @gyromurphy 2 года назад +4

    I can't believe this came out 5 years ago.

  • @yosuhara
    @yosuhara 7 лет назад +40

    I wake up every morning hard with VIOLENCE!

  • @brendanmurphy4034
    @brendanmurphy4034 7 лет назад +74

    A a catholic that fucking paragraph made no sense to me. I looked up the Origen guy he castrated himself after taking a bible passage literally, which any other theologian would know is suppose to be a metaphor not "actually make yourself a eunuch". Also he did this to become a eunuch for God not for sexuality

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 7 лет назад +1

      Brendan Murphy And for his troubles, got confined to purgatory.

    • @brendanmurphy4034
      @brendanmurphy4034 7 лет назад +11

      Straight White Male
      Damn man, that article writer must have committed like quintuple Hersey I guess.

    • @ailouros24
      @ailouros24 7 лет назад +3

      Brendan Murphy question: were there Catholics in the third century? I mean didn't the church split up into Catholics and Orthodox around the 10th century? I thought the term did not exist until then

    • @brendanmurphy4034
      @brendanmurphy4034 7 лет назад +7

      ailouros24
      The Roman Catholic Church claims legacy of The Church, the original united one. Technically all orthodox Christians back in the 3rd century were Catholics, yet there were always smaller divisions on doctrine and tradition. So basically Catholics did exists but not exclusively the ones that follow the Roman Latin tradition.

    • @ailouros24
      @ailouros24 7 лет назад +5

      Haha classic. I am from an Orthodox country and I can tell you the Orthodox Church says the same thing. They don't use the word Orthodox to describe the old church though. Now that I think about it, they don't like using it for their church now. For them it is and was always "the Church". They only say Orthodox when they talk about both churches and they need to be clear on which they are discussing.

  • @WebweaverFiller
    @WebweaverFiller 7 лет назад +36

    I've reached level 59 and become w̝̩ͪͤ̈́̎͒͂͢ŏ̩̭̝͍̻̞̓ͤ́k̳̹͆ͧ̆e̵ͥ͆ͩ͛

  • @cuervo7479
    @cuervo7479 6 лет назад +11

    Chris: “guys are physically stronger than women but not in my case”
    Me: same

  • @saeberrr
    @saeberrr 7 лет назад +772

    You're like an underrated idubbbz

    • @user-rg7uz8of9r
      @user-rg7uz8of9r 7 лет назад +104

      idubbbz is an overrated chris

    • @janinecat1865
      @janinecat1865 7 лет назад +54

      Nah, he's like the fusion of jontron and filthy frank with all the non-whiteness syphoned out.

    • @Sultanofszing
      @Sultanofszing 7 лет назад +34

      To be fair, you have to have a pretty high IQ to undersand iDubbz.

    • @jonedwards5953
      @jonedwards5953 7 лет назад +3

      Omg I thought that as well!

    • @drewinsects
      @drewinsects 7 лет назад +8

      Yeah but hes actually good

  • @Elias-xf3gw
    @Elias-xf3gw 7 лет назад +29

    I think the only human agreeing to this article is Ödipus.

    • @jneumann341
      @jneumann341 7 лет назад +1

      Zero Kool Glad I'm not the only one who thought of that. Haha

    • @eldermillennial8330
      @eldermillennial8330 7 лет назад +2

      Zero Kool
      Depends on what you mean by “agree”, he was tricked into doing it, after all.

    • @MythicalWombat
      @MythicalWombat 7 лет назад

      Zero Kool clever

    • @commander9087
      @commander9087 7 лет назад +2

      You mean the guy who blinded himself in despair when he realized that he slept with his own mother? Yeh, seems legit.

    • @Elias-xf3gw
      @Elias-xf3gw 7 лет назад

      RyGuy Son of Seamsters i think he'd agree with the Message If you let boys be boys they'll murder their father and marry their mother because if he didn't become a Hero, he wouldnt have killed and married his Parents. And becoming a Hero is, well, manly, so it's a boys thing

  • @rrteppo
    @rrteppo 7 лет назад +14

    They talk about how bad men are. Just a few hours ago I had a conversation with a girl about how they should redesign men's jeans so it's easier to look at their ass. Please explain how men are women are somehow different when it comes to wanting sex?

  • @derrickbrinson6965
    @derrickbrinson6965 7 лет назад +1

    Just a few points: the original story of "little red riding hood" is an allegory for rape which falls in line with the modern concept of "don't take candy from strangers", bluebeards castle is a fable about minding your curiosity in line with a literal interpretation of the phrase "curiosity killed the cat" if you replaced cat with bluebeards wife, one of the most famous vampires of all time is Elizabeth Bathroy who was a medieval countess known for bathing in the blood of virgin maidens, and finally, can anyone think of a situation where sex with a man who is flaccid wouldn't be the woman raping the man?

  • @yourcomradeconrad3956
    @yourcomradeconrad3956 7 лет назад +50

    the concept of murdering fathers and sleeping with mothers is from the Athenian tragedy "Oedipus Rex" where Oedipus was separated at birth from his parents, adopted, and then accidentally fulfilled a prophecy that he would kill his father and marry his mother. does this make the article any less shit? no, but it's interesting nonetheless

    • @Lttlemoi
      @Lttlemoi 7 лет назад +11

      It makes it more shit, because it alleges that men (and implicitly Oedipus, because that's what all this crap is based on) would _deliberately_ kill their father to replace him.

    • @mpw26
      @mpw26 7 лет назад +3

      So all man should be treated like rapist and murderers because some cunt did some shit 100+ years ago?
      *SEENS LEGIT*

    • @tbc1880
      @tbc1880 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah I caught that. Still trash and a horrible point. I mean her murdered his father because he didn't know who his father was and the guy whipped him. He didn't even know his mom was his mom because they exiled him. Ie he murdered a rude king and after completing a grand task and the kings lack of return became the new king marrying the kings wife who was his mom without knowing it. Infact his mom figured it out before he did and committed suicide. And then he gouged out his eyes.

    • @George_Ericksen
      @George_Ericksen 7 лет назад +4

      MatAssasin 20 100+ years ago? It's more like 2000+ years ago.

    • @jayasuryangoral-maanyan3901
      @jayasuryangoral-maanyan3901 7 лет назад

      George Ericksen You beat me to it

  • @SomeCanine
    @SomeCanine 7 лет назад +131

    Chris, did you film an entire woods scene just for a single joke?

    • @Mirthfultale
      @Mirthfultale 7 лет назад +30

      Some Canine that's called dedication

    • @ineedpineapples
      @ineedpineapples 7 лет назад +4

      Some Canine Yes, yes he did, my canine friene.

  • @skyfysh5460
    @skyfysh5460 7 лет назад +39

    There are stories of female vampires. for example "Carmilla" 1872 by Sheridan Le Fanu.

    • @windowsVD
      @windowsVD 7 лет назад +5

      Not to mention Ginger Snaps which is one of the more well known cult werewolf movies and features a female werewolf as the main antagonist with lycanthropy being a metaphor for her sexual awakening. But no, I guess werewolves are only about the aggressiveness of men. :/

    • @skyfysh5460
      @skyfysh5460 7 лет назад +8

      other strong females (human/monster and evil/good) in fairy tales, mythology and even reality:
      -Gretel saves her brother Hansel from the witch (Hansel ans Gretel; Grimm brothers)
      -Mother saves her children from wolf (The wolf and the Seven Young Kids; Grimm brothers)
      -Jeanne d'Arc (Saint of france; reality)
      -Medusa, Sirens, Harpy, Moera, Echo (monsters; greek mythology)
      -Banshee (monster; celtic mythology)
      -Cleopatra (pharao of egypt; reality)
      -witches in general (Medea, Circe, Hansel and Gretel, witch trials of Salem; fairy tales and "reality" all over Europe and America)
      -Loreley (inspired from Echo and Sirens, Godwi 1808)

    • @lethos8811
      @lethos8811 7 лет назад +1

      Female vampires were actually more common than male ones before the dracula thingy and even then, in the dracula novel, there were 4 female vampires (lucy westenra and 3 dracula waifus) and 1 male (dracula himself). Empusa, lillith, the snow maiden in japanese folklore, elizabeth bathory, all female vampire figures. I mean vampires are regarded as sensual and deceitful creatures, both stereotypically female traits. The super strong super macho man vampire is more of a 19th - 20th century thing.

  • @Gullimann2
    @Gullimann2 5 лет назад +4

    I like how you immediately make it clear that this is a comedic channel by showing that you use a mac.

  • @thelastroman9077
    @thelastroman9077 7 лет назад +7

    6:00 I love how the article creator says " in the 3rd century AD a great theologian castrated himself " even though 1. The great schism hasn't even happened yet and 2. Origen isn't even a real theologian... goes to show the level of lies they're willing to make up to push a agenda.

  • @johnwenzel2756
    @johnwenzel2756 7 лет назад +8

    Hasn't this Freudian concept of the Oedipus Complex been discredited a hundred years ago? jesus

    • @genericasian5699
      @genericasian5699 7 лет назад

      John Wenzel Freudian work is SUPPOSED to be a look at the man himself. Not actually taking his advice.

  • @theguntburglar2159
    @theguntburglar2159 7 лет назад +21

    Chris Rainman gun guy needs a booster seat for sitting on the floor

  • @BallerDan53
    @BallerDan53 5 лет назад +12

    I tried giving up my erections for a whole month once, but my run was cut short because I saw a tree branch that sort of looked like a table leg.

  • @sirflurge1730
    @sirflurge1730 7 лет назад +75

    *WOKE*
    is a stupid term

  • @thirstytortoise3030
    @thirstytortoise3030 7 лет назад +14

    how many southern american does it take to change a light bulb?... a brazillian

  • @Cofisyt
    @Cofisyt 7 лет назад +16

    We love you Chris. Never change, your sense of humor is the one thing this fucked up world needs.

  • @SomethinSik
    @SomethinSik 6 лет назад +101

    I think the werewolf legend was actually based on women, as it is not men who go crazy once a month :P

    • @cunninglinguist7203
      @cunninglinguist7203 6 лет назад +17

      SomethinSik it’s basis is in the condition that makes a very small amount of people produce fur over their entire body, along with some of those specific people contracting rabies

    • @jpgapostle8490
      @jpgapostle8490 6 лет назад +2

      Holy shit you might be right

    • @robertmiles1603
      @robertmiles1603 5 лет назад

      lol good point

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 5 лет назад +7

      @@cunninglinguist7203 yep vampirsm is also based on a rare real disease were your guns reccede making it look like you have fangs you piss purple and burn plus get coverd in rashes when exposed to sunlight

  • @AdaraFukuchi
    @AdaraFukuchi 7 лет назад +34

    The Ae joke actually made me laugh tho XD

  • @pumpkinpeep9689
    @pumpkinpeep9689 7 лет назад +34

    Chris looked like Chris from Until Dawn when he was "hunting those premiums."

    • @bearpuns5910
      @bearpuns5910 7 лет назад +4

      "Hello everybody Chris here and I'm going to hunt some wendigos- er I mean PREMIUMS yes those

    • @pumpkinpeep9689
      @pumpkinpeep9689 7 лет назад

      Ethan Bradberry 😂👌

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 7 лет назад +1

      Nice reference

  • @ScottStevenErickson
    @ScottStevenErickson 7 лет назад +50

    Because, you know, all of Freud's theories have withstood the test of time and are still seen as relevant by modern psychologists.

    • @GarethOfByzantium
      @GarethOfByzantium 7 лет назад

      Scott Steven Erickson not in all details, but the broad picture needs to be understood.

    • @YukonHexsun
      @YukonHexsun 7 лет назад +6

      I know right? I couldn't believe I saw that. The cokehead who thinks lesbians are upset that they don't have dicks is totally someone you want to use as a basis for fucking ANY worldly views. The dude who thinks that people who obsess over details didn't get potty trained right. Holy shit.

    • @EPWillard
      @EPWillard 7 лет назад +4

      yeah man. if i had just sucked more titty as a child i wouldn't have my issues.

    • @EPWillard
      @EPWillard 7 лет назад

      i was referencing more alcoholism and addictions and shit type stuff but i wouldn't be surprised if he agreed with you here

  • @naturallyirrelevant9639
    @naturallyirrelevant9639 6 лет назад +7

    One word: Sirens
    Sirens are literally a mythological being that lures in men with the intention of eating them using their irresistible songs.

    • @BongoThe
      @BongoThe Год назад

      betcha five bucks they'll refuse to acknowledge it.

  • @AllieRX
    @AllieRX 7 лет назад +10

    I'm proudly benighted.

  • @von1145
    @von1145 7 лет назад +25

    6:23 It’s like these “top tier” nyt writers are just fucking clueless. Ending a sentence without analysis is like the basic of the basics. How can someone who writes like that get a job at the nyt blows my mind

    • @vudangtung5638
      @vudangtung5638 7 лет назад +4

      You know... cuz of '' diversity'' and all dat shits...

    • @narutowebby
      @narutowebby 7 лет назад +1

      Aren’t opinion pieces written by randos?

    • @JakesFavorites
      @JakesFavorites 7 лет назад +1

      We don't call it "a former newspaper" for nothing.

  • @darklord884
    @darklord884 7 лет назад +16

    I looked it up and there is in fact a rumour that Origen castrated himself due to taking a certain part of the Bible literally, but many dispute this, saying it's a rumour from his detractors or that he was forcibly castrated by jews as it's said to be unlikely that he would take anything of the sort literally, due to his work as a philosopher and theologist. As usual, cherrypicking and idiocy. Especially because if he has in fact castrated himself, that was due to his own religious and spiritual beliefs and not because he wanted to be an ally of women or anything. They just googled "Men in history who got castrated" and picked the earliest example most likely.

  • @dansnell5774
    @dansnell5774 6 лет назад +32

    1:20 we have to look at the bright side: they didn’t use the word *FACT*

  • @Leppa10
    @Leppa10 7 лет назад +56

    Yeah, some of the female vampires and werewolves tend to be sexy. I wouldn't be surprised if women thought the same of the male ones

    • @thibaldus3
      @thibaldus3 7 лет назад +4

      Girls like a guy with a little edge.

    • @Leppa10
      @Leppa10 7 лет назад +3

      DrIvanRadosivic Yes indeed 😂

    • @ombranox
      @ombranox 7 лет назад +11

      You don't remember all those girls getting their first wet dream at the thought of Jacob or Edward?

    • @crusadinalldaylong5591
      @crusadinalldaylong5591 7 лет назад +6

      Leppa I only have to say one thing
      Twilight

    • @WillowTheLady.
      @WillowTheLady. 7 лет назад +3

      that's basically what the second concept for a vampire was. A man who wears a suit, sucks your blood sensually n shit.

  • @gramerikkdahboy1901
    @gramerikkdahboy1901 7 лет назад +4

    When Chris pulls out the life crystal and you realized he found the Philosiphers stone.

    • @ewan80
      @ewan80 7 лет назад

      Gramerikk Dahboy *philosopher

  • @saltyswede7875
    @saltyswede7875 7 лет назад +10

    Hey a new chris ray gun video what is this heaven?

    • @RJ_Productions316
      @RJ_Productions316 7 лет назад

      Snicker Guy nope. SJWs still exist..... We're in hell....

  • @alexgee3111
    @alexgee3111 6 лет назад +13

    there are both women vampires and werewolves in skyrim