The heatwave article was from 2015. I had a joke about years repeating themselves that I cut accidentally and didn’t notice cuz it’s 2 million degrees. Just pretend I put that part in. Hope you enjoyed the video! ❤️ see you in 5 years
The Virgin *Valorant:* Bans players because they equate Teabagging to sexual assault The Gigachad *Splitgate:* Creates a game mode where you score by Teabagging
It has guns so all bets are off? If I was blaring rick astley over voice chat would it be unfair to ban me? What about cheating, because for me cheating at video games is a lesser charge than murder. Now personally I don't think tea bagging is a big deal, which frankly makes both sides unintelligible for me since who cares why ban it, but also who cares if they take teabagging away?
@@dawildbear he’s saying; killing is worse then sexual assault,focusing on one bad thing among the mountain is pointless,overall that shouldn’t be the focus. My opinion is: how is crouching up and down over a corpse sexual assault
@@ry1023.3 It's not even a corpse, it's an instance of a 3D model with ragdoll physics. ...Now I just have the image of someone actually doing a Halo teabag over a legit homicide victim as per Poe's Law and I want the universe to end
Man, the internet (and online gaming) was so much better when it was completely wild. Was there nastiness and bullying? Sure, but it was freedom and anarchy too. Man, it was great.
I was threatened to death, had a gun pointed at me and even shot at. It's a despicable behaviour and totally unacceptable and common occurrence too. My life is at risk here. This happens every time I enter a Valorant match. I really hope Riot starts to ban people for this dangerous and disgusting behaviour as I was at real imminent danger here.
This is the first notification I've gotten in months, I don't think he's even been in my sub feed. I'm kinda pissed, but also kinda happy because it's like christmas morning.
I only read the first three as a kid and i could completely believe Greg would plan an assassination for a politician that slightly inconvenienced him.
I legitimately can't understand how crouching in a video game was deemed morally worse than people's right to privacy being violated. Jesus Christ, some people just need to suffer more if t-bagging is the worst thing to happen to them.
Not to go full boomer, but the teabagging story is really a sign of how coddled western society is. I literally can't imagine being so completely removed from the horrors of the real world that having someone repeatedly crouch on top of my video game avatar would cause me even the tiniest fraction of distress.
I share the same sentiment. I try not to go full knee jerk boomer these days, but there are often times where I can't help but feel like everything's becoming an overbearing hug box. I'm all for change where it's genuinely needed, but good lord life should not and can not be completely bereft of unpleasantries. Eventually you reach this point where an avatar humping yours is somehow problematic, and when you point out the absurdity of the argument you're called every name under the sun. Demolition Man aged very well
Ironically, as a survivor of SA , the ppl bitching about teabagging piss me off infinitely more than the teabagging itself. It’s such baby shit that I’m almost offended that ppl think that shit is actually important enough to push back on , but actual sa crisis cases eventually fade out. Also teabagging is fun, it’s not real lmao. These ppl need to get a grip and stop trying to piggy back off the actual pain and suffering I and others have had to experience because some 12 year old got too cocky in a pvp lobby. And honestly,if you’re sensitive to that kinda content anyway, you shouldn’t be playing games with that content in it at all in the first place. It is not the world or the game’s job to baby you. There is media I don’t consume for that reason, it’s literally that simple. Sorry for the long text ( kinda not really though, I think it needed to be said. The only way ppl who decry shit like this even begin to listen is if someone who actually has experience in the thing they’re lobbying against knocks them off of their phony carousel horse)
@@zombinary3138exactly. It's not even SA anyways. It's a form of taunting, like talking shit on a basketball court. Anyone who even tries to claim it's SA is so far removed from reality they're impossible to reason with.
allow me to introduce you to the insurgent faction in Squad. you can place and hide IEDs which you detonate with a nokia. you can place them ON VEHICLES OR OTHER TEAM MATES LIKE A SUICIDE VEST and run into coalition spawn points. AND NO ONE CARES BECAUSE ITS A GAME LOL
@Isaac Wolf I remember there being a Counter-Strike map way back when Half-Life 2 was actually considered cutting edge that literally was a Wal-Mart, complete with mobility scooters you could drive around the store itself as well as the parking lot while the rest of your squad was actually doing the objective. Me and my friends would play networked matches in the school computer lab once we got our assignments done for the day since our teacher was one of those cool guys who happened to know the password for the Deep Freeze software preinstalled on school computers and “accidentally” left it written on a memo pad while he knowingly told us he was going down the hall to use the john and to “use our best judgment” when it came to behaving ourselves in the meantime. 😏
Journalists have been trying to cancel and harass Ready or Not for like 6 months now. They can't release a single fucking article about the game without lying and smearing it. Their crime? The game is utterly apolitical and hyperfocused on simply creating an authentic swat experience. If it's not anti-police propaganda, its apparently pure evil.
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My favorite tea bagging incident was when a guy was running an aimbot and his own team started a round by TKing him and then the entire team teabagged him and didn't stop when my team got to their spawn point. They kept bagging while we mowed them down and then started teabagging the cheater too.
It would be hilarious to watch that court case unfold imagine trying to explain to a judge your parents age the concept of tea bagging the jury trying to listen with a straight face
"Redneck Simpson tictac creatures that have somehow existed for far longer than they should have" might be the best description of the Minions I've ever heard. The only thing he left out was "and constantly shared by your aunt on social media."
@@archangelkatano World's been sh!t ever since I Graduated. truly it was me that made the world a worse off place, I am the Weasel Incident but for 2015.
My favorite part is how in order to describe how teabaging in a game can be equated to irl sexual assault, you have to begin with and accept the premise that simulated murder is not irl murder.
If teabagging in video games is sexual assault, then I'm gonna be spending the rest of my life behind bars. What's the charge for meleeing a dead body?
The tonal whiplash of going from Shinzo Abes murder, Chris wanting the electric double barrel, to “Lets talk about Sexual assault” is so much for me, that I love it
I still remember from 2017 beating a Soldier76 and try-hard Reaper 2v1 as Pilot D.Va in ranked. Used the salt tag and teabagged like no tomorrow. I could feel the hate and rage across continents. Felt good. Shame about Overwatch being cringe now.
Chris got me into Halo, been a playstation guy all my life. Bought a series S and im playing all games. Started Halo 5 today and I currently hate life lmao. Great video Chris 👍👍👍
At BEST, teabagging in a video game could be construed as some manner of online harassment, since assault requires PHYSICAL contact with someone. But... do you really want to explain to a judge what Halo, teabagging, crouching, and analog sticks are? And why someone thinks this is something that needs to be dragged into a court? And the judge is probably a 75-year-old dinosaur who can't tell the difference between a keyboard and a desk fan? :B Also, how the hell would that work? Are video game abuse reports going to become legal documents? Are people going to have to explain why "XxxXxJohnny117xXxxX" and "XXxJohn117xXX" are not the same person in a Slayer match?
Not quite true assault, at least in American courts, is generally described as something that threatens someone with imminent harm or unwanted contact. Battery is basically just assault but you actually go through with it. So assault is taking a swing at someone and battery is taking a swing at someone and actually hitting them. Doesn’t really matter in the end though because your point is just as correct, this shit is wack.
Modern society has waaaay too much trouble separating real life from videogames, teabagging is your right as a gamer to show that in that precise moment you were better than your enemy
The funniest thing about the teabagging controversy is that the company that doxxed and suspended the players for saying that teabagging isn't sexual assault is Riot Games, a company that gives Blizzard a run for its money when it comes to the number of sexual assault allegations.
2:17 - Basically because we have a fuck ton more cold deaths which are the norm, and heat deaths are abnormal and afaik more preventable. Heat deaths are likely to be a co-morbidity with some cardiovascular issue or the health of the elderly, and that same sensitivity applies to the cold if not more-so. Everyone's dying.
I remember someone saying they were traumatized when it happened in VR, but if in completely honest any time it happened to me I just thought about how someone just did squats in real life and instead respected them for putting in that much effort just to dis me.
Thing with Riot is, they have to appease to their chinese Overlords AND pander to the whole SJW stuff to even that out, i mean did you SEE their Pride-Month stuff in League of Legends? You too can now pick a the flag that fits your secuality the most as your icon and show your pride. Unless you are in china of course, you understand.
Teabagging someone in a competitive shooter is like jumping everywhere in an MMO. It is literally impossible not to do it. It's a law of the universe. If you don't do it you will spontaneously explode.
In fairness: we have ac, and they don't. Even mildly hot weather for them is extremely uncomfortable, while we can just go inside when we're tired of it
People often forget that Riot games is also still currently under investigation for sexual misconduct Not sure how the irony of banning those players got lost on their PR department
Oh damn, that might be why they resorted to such drastic action immediately; literally scared it could get used in the investigation if they didn't (thanks to that stupid tweet)!
It's always the gaming companies that try to be the most woke isn't? It's like the men who build online personalities to being feminist and then a few years later are revealed to be child predators or some shit.
@@shiteyanyo1111 I don't think "trying to be "woke"" is the determining factor though, I think it's they're terrible people and in an attempt to not draw attention - or to avoid further suspicion - they over-correct way too hard and veer off into nuttery.
pretty sure pretty much every year for the past couple of decades has been the hottest year and with that comes heatwaves in the areas in question. The larger point was about air conditioning being frowned upon and causing the death of many people who didn't get it.
This was one of your best in a long time. Really appreciate that you seem to be more relaxed and doing things when you want to rather than feeling obligated. Keep up the good work!
Demonstrating Teabagging on your sleeping Roommate irl and then stuffing him into a NFT when he wakes up trying to sell him off to Markiplier was a nice touch.
Some good some bad. It's good that people aren't just posting slurs as often at anyone who isn't white, but it's bad that people seem very set on just getting rid of anyone who shows rudeness in general
Yeah being liberal these days is painful when the loudest voices spew hyperbolic hot takes that make everyone seem nuts. I guess now we know what general conservatives felt when the Evangelicals were holding the Mic.
I'm amazed at how your editing quality keeps on increasing, this is one of the best looking I've seen from you. The transitions and green screen all look like it took you a long time. Keep up the good work man!
_"Yes your honor, here I'd like to present the 19,369 instances where the defendant dipped their balls onto someone's face..."_ Best. Court. Case. Ever.
@@brettvv7475 imagine they bring the traumatized witnesses into the courtroom, who have to tearfully explain how you dragged your armored ballsack across their face after assassinating them
Well, asuming i violated prety much all Geneva Convention on various game, and I also regularly teabag and comit mass murder and war crimes, im good for death sentence i guess...
Chris, this video is top fucking notch. There's no better way to make a video about this circus of a world we're living in than to clown on every single news story lmao
"To trivialize actual sexual violence in this way is honestly really sickening." 100% yep exactly! As someone who was assaulted as a kid I find it pretty stupid how people are calling blatant censorship of fiction 'progressive' and comparing video game crouching to assault now. The stretches people just leap to is pretty facinating on the internet. Also as a trans man I really sincerely appreciated the part of the video where he said even though he doesn't understand gender dysphoria as long as people aren't hurting anyone, who cares. Self awareness and honesty like that takes alot of guts. Thank you for not caring, that's what actual tolerance looks like fr. 👏👏🧡
My sister recently worked at GameStop and was hired and laid off within two months. They are desperately getting rid of people to save money and will probably go under within two years.
you know that "really cool gun" can be yours Chris it would cost less than 100$ at a hardware store. one of the guntubers I watch made it and almost offed himself shooting it.
It's so odd to see people being astonished by someone building a gun. Firearms are really very simple devices, and it doesn't take much complexity to make something that's serviceable even today.
Even though the story went off the rails because they didnt let kojima finish it like he wanted, mgs5 is my fav. I go back to it and play for like 2 weeks at least once a year if not twice a year. My second fav would be mgs3
I think the thing that pisses me off the most about things like this teabagging "controversy" is that these are really just non issues being used to distract from discussions all of the real social issues that most liberals/left wing people are trying to have.
Well it's what the right dose best. Someone somewhere dose a stupid who's on the left then where expected to defended, or fix it... change our opinions? Idk something. The funny thing is we could do the same to the right with way more heinous crimes and they don't even blink.
As someone who is much more “conservative” or whatever the fuck I am (right wing, idk idc), I love to see that even though Chris teabagged on leftist “sjw’s” back in the day, he still is willing to be honest about his political leanings and being on the left. Makes me respect people on the left more when I see progressives being reasonable and honest. Fr tho, I’m gonna steal that Anne Frank joke…
Thank you for that part about gender dysphoria 😊 you don’t have to really understand it to just be a respectful human. I think a lot of people could use that.
this. i’ve always leaned more left, but i don’t like to label myself as such because people are more complex than that. boiling down your complex set of beliefs to either “left” or “right” is an inherently narrow minded thing to do
The heatwave article was from 2015. I had a joke about years repeating themselves that I cut accidentally and didn’t notice cuz it’s 2 million degrees. Just pretend I put that part in.
Hope you enjoyed the video! ❤️ see you in 5 years
I believe you, see you later!
Sorry can't do, Chrissy
All good Laser Daddy, we'll catch you on one of your 18 podcasts
Zombie Spider grippers. Spider grippers...that are zombies? We deserve the recession.
Chris you ever watched DJ peach cobbler??
When the world needed him most, he didnt return, but we are glad he came back at some point anyway
Would he be Chris Ray Gun if he wasn’t fashionably late to his own return
The Virgin *Valorant:* Bans players because they equate Teabagging to sexual assault
The Gigachad *Splitgate:* Creates a game mode where you score by Teabagging
FOR REAL?!
XD
Luis-Raul Diaz-Rios yeah it’s a great game, super fun game mode too lol
@@Ramsey276one yeah it's real lmao
Haven't tried that gamemode
And I needed a excuse to return to Splitgate without just playing for the fun of it.
That Diary of Anne Frank joke was top tier
floorboard-tier
@@caesthoffe attic tier
I definitely did Notzi it coming
"it's sexual assault"
The game has guns in it.
You kill eachother in the game.
A game with mass instances of human rights violations, genocide and war crimes, yet the tea bagging is the issue…
give it a few years and guns will be banned in video games
It has guns so all bets are off? If I was blaring rick astley over voice chat would it be unfair to ban me? What about cheating, because for me cheating at video games is a lesser charge than murder. Now personally I don't think tea bagging is a big deal, which frankly makes both sides unintelligible for me since who cares why ban it, but also who cares if they take teabagging away?
@@dawildbear he’s saying; killing is worse then sexual assault,focusing on one bad thing among the mountain is pointless,overall that shouldn’t be the focus.
My opinion is: how is crouching up and down over a corpse sexual assault
@@ry1023.3 It's not even a corpse, it's an instance of a 3D model with ragdoll physics.
...Now I just have the image of someone actually doing a Halo teabag over a legit homicide victim as per Poe's Law and I want the universe to end
Don't you love it when "making the gaming community more safe" just makes it even less pleasant to be in?
I do miss when everyone just fucked with each other, and if you took it too seriously and got genuinely angry, you were the joke
Man, the internet (and online gaming) was so much better when it was completely wild. Was there nastiness and bullying? Sure, but it was freedom and anarchy too. Man, it was great.
It never was pleasant
@@p0werfu11 But it sure as hell was funnier
To be fair there making the esport community more safe not the game itself...
I was threatened to death, had a gun pointed at me and even shot at. It's a despicable behaviour and totally unacceptable and common occurrence too. My life is at risk here. This happens every time I enter a Valorant match. I really hope Riot starts to ban people for this dangerous and disgusting behaviour as I was at real imminent danger here.
The only thing about "teabagging" that bothers me is when they're _not_ over your corpse; otherwise they're just… doing squats. 😕
Yeah. If it's not over the corpse they're just crouching up and down
My buddy calls it "Dancing" like he's dancing on their grave and something like that.
just adds to the disrespect
Except the story was about the people who brought it up being suspended, not the players.
I remember hearing that if the character's a woman it's called "clam dipping." 😏
Babe wake up, new Chris Ray Gun just dropped
but i was enjoying my coma ;p
From the sky… like some fallen god…
You shouldn’t talk to your mom like that
No one cares
Wake up??? Dude, we have to resurrect people at this point.
New Chris Ray Gun video cooled me off in this blistering heat
Hey Actman, how's the channel doing
Hey Act Man. You tea bagged my family in halo 13 years ago I'll see you in court buddy
It's the here man act 😎
It heats me up if anything
I'm aroused
The kindergarten curriculum joke hit me like a fucking freight train. Love it
missed opportunity to say “Hit me like a 5.56”
Chris must be fuelled by the heat. This is the most consistent content we've gotten in months.
This is the first notification I've gotten in months, I don't think he's even been in my sub feed. I'm kinda pissed, but also kinda happy because it's like christmas morning.
All praise global warming!
Well i mean, he IS mexican
Headline: Chris Ray Gun proves global warming is good!
years
As someone who has read diary of the wimpy kid, Greg, the main character unironically has sociopathic tendencies so you're not far off.
Best part? The author said "That can't be true, because he's based off of me" when he was confronted on Greg being a sociopath...
I kinda hate this take. Hes just a shitty 12 year old.
then again I related to him...... I was a shitty 12 year old.......hmmmm
I only read the first three as a kid and i could completely believe Greg would plan an assassination for a politician that slightly inconvenienced him.
if we are being honest, most kids have sociopathic tendencies. usually people grow out of it through socialization.
@@lancecereal3673 True, but Greg has been stuck in highschool for 15 years.
I legitimately can't understand how crouching in a video game was deemed morally worse than people's right to privacy being violated. Jesus Christ, some people just need to suffer more if t-bagging is the worst thing to happen to them.
You can tell people have never been punched in the face
@@Tickerchicken Not even that. Just fallen off their bike or been made fun of.
@@BertzTriscut or get some shampoo in their eyes! really anything goes at this point
To be fair I think the wrong arguments are being made, it's toxic and unprofessional. Our esport professionals shouldn't be doing it imo.
@@FilmFlam-8008 That has nothing to do with people being doxxed, but ok.
Honestly, I went from seething about NFT's to laughing at every story I hear about them. They truly have become a laughingstock and I love it.
They were from the start
IT NEVER MADE SENSE
XD
Looking back, it's even funnier how quickly they just stopped being talked about. Truly a blessing
Not to go full boomer, but the teabagging story is really a sign of how coddled western society is.
I literally can't imagine being so completely removed from the horrors of the real world that having someone repeatedly crouch on top of my video game avatar would cause me even the tiniest fraction of distress.
Suburbia is a tumour.
I share the same sentiment. I try not to go full knee jerk boomer these days, but there are often times where I can't help but feel like everything's becoming an overbearing hug box. I'm all for change where it's genuinely needed, but good lord life should not and can not be completely bereft of unpleasantries. Eventually you reach this point where an avatar humping yours is somehow problematic, and when you point out the absurdity of the argument you're called every name under the sun.
Demolition Man aged very well
Ironically, as a survivor of SA , the ppl bitching about teabagging piss me off infinitely more than the teabagging itself. It’s such baby shit that I’m almost offended that ppl think that shit is actually important enough to push back on , but actual sa crisis cases eventually fade out. Also teabagging is fun, it’s not real lmao. These ppl need to get a grip and stop trying to piggy back off the actual pain and suffering I and others have had to experience because some 12 year old got too cocky in a pvp lobby.
And honestly,if you’re sensitive to that kinda content anyway, you shouldn’t be playing games with that content in it at all in the first place. It is not the world or the game’s job to baby you. There is media I don’t consume for that reason, it’s literally that simple.
Sorry for the long text ( kinda not really though, I think it needed to be said. The only way ppl who decry shit like this even begin to listen is if someone who actually has experience in the thing they’re lobbying against knocks them off of their phony carousel horse)
@@zombinary3138exactly. It's not even SA anyways. It's a form of taunting, like talking shit on a basketball court. Anyone who even tries to claim it's SA is so far removed from reality they're impossible to reason with.
Can't wait for multiplayer maps that are based on real locations to be called terrorist/shooting threats
CSGO devs better watch out
@@Pranaynaynay and ready or not
allow me to introduce you to the insurgent faction in Squad. you can place and hide IEDs which you detonate with a nokia. you can place them ON VEHICLES OR OTHER TEAM MATES LIKE A SUICIDE VEST and run into coalition spawn points.
AND NO ONE CARES BECAUSE ITS A GAME LOL
@Isaac Wolf I remember there being a Counter-Strike map way back when Half-Life 2 was actually considered cutting edge that literally was a Wal-Mart, complete with mobility scooters you could drive around the store itself as well as the parking lot while the rest of your squad was actually doing the objective. Me and my friends would play networked matches in the school computer lab once we got our assignments done for the day since our teacher was one of those cool guys who happened to know the password for the Deep Freeze software preinstalled on school computers and “accidentally” left it written on a memo pad while he knowingly told us he was going down the hall to use the john and to “use our best judgment” when it came to behaving ourselves in the meantime. 😏
Journalists have been trying to cancel and harass Ready or Not for like 6 months now. They can't release a single fucking article about the game without lying and smearing it.
Their crime?
The game is utterly apolitical and hyperfocused on simply creating an authentic swat experience.
If it's not anti-police propaganda, its apparently pure evil.
The "what did you call me?" When you mentioned Zagat tickled me. Good Shit.
For real, It's the best joke in the whole vid
Me: "Madonna's weird what?"
Chris: [shows image]
Me: "..."
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first...
hi im dawn from the teabagging incident !
thank you for covering this, your videos are hilarious
My favorite tea bagging incident was when a guy was running an aimbot and his own team started a round by TKing him and then the entire team teabagged him and didn't stop when my team got to their spawn point. They kept bagging while we mowed them down and then started teabagging the cheater too.
That's... That's just absolutely beautiful.
It would be hilarious to watch that court case unfold imagine trying to explain to a judge your parents age the concept of tea bagging the jury trying to listen with a straight face
If you explain it that could be bad
_"So you see, what you do is, right after you shoot them in the head, you put your balls on their face repeatedly."_
_Jury gasps in horror_
@@brettvv7475 Judge: this is STILL within the videogame?
“Yes..”
J: THEN WHY ARE WE HERE?! Why are you suing for THAT?!
"Redneck Simpson tictac creatures that have somehow existed for far longer than they should have" might be the best description of the Minions I've ever heard. The only thing he left out was "and constantly shared by your aunt on social media."
O
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XD
Love how the "Your love of air conditioning is stupid" article is written July 22nd...2015. I wouldn't say that's during the heatwave.
I had a joke about 2015 never ending that I cut but was too delirious to notice. Pretend like it makes sense.
@@ChrisRayGun Yeah, it does feel like 2015 never did end and all the dumb shit somehow only got dumber.
@@archangelkatano World's been sh!t ever since I Graduated. truly it was me that made the world a worse off place, I am the Weasel Incident but for 2015.
@@ChrisRayGun
We all died when GamerGate happened.
This is purgatory.
@@noxteryn the world actually did end in 2012, we’re currently in hell.
My favorite part is how in order to describe how teabaging in a game can be equated to irl sexual assault, you have to begin with and accept the premise that simulated murder is not irl murder.
Your type of humor just resonates with my rotten soul.
I thought the “teabagging is sexual assault” thing passed over us like 10 years ago.
don't you know 3rd wave landwhales like to revive dead shit from the past
You have too much faith in humanity, my friend.
New idiots have come of age in that time, unfortunately
The kids who were being t bagged back then are now the adults who have a say in the decisions to classify it as SA.
Time is a flat circle my friend! Join me in nascent alcoholism and all consuming nihilism and despair!
When this teabagging stuff was going down, I was really hoping for a Ray Gun take.
I was not disappointed.
If teabagging in video games is sexual assault, then I'm gonna be spending the rest of my life behind bars.
What's the charge for meleeing a dead body?
Meleeing should be cheap
Corpse defilement
Problem is you gotta kill em first. That's a murder charge. Defilement of a corpse is small fry compared to that
The tonal whiplash of going from Shinzo Abes murder, Chris wanting the electric double barrel, to “Lets talk about Sexual assault” is so much for me, that I love it
I still remember from 2017 beating a Soldier76 and try-hard Reaper 2v1 as Pilot D.Va in ranked.
Used the salt tag and teabagged like no tomorrow. I could feel the hate and rage across continents. Felt good.
Shame about Overwatch being cringe now.
Always was.
Overwatch and the losers who play it have always been cringe.
Chris got me into Halo, been a playstation guy all my life. Bought a series S and im playing all games. Started Halo 5 today and I currently hate life lmao. Great video Chris 👍👍👍
Good luck, we wait for you in Infinite
At BEST, teabagging in a video game could be construed as some manner of online harassment, since assault requires PHYSICAL contact with someone. But... do you really want to explain to a judge what Halo, teabagging, crouching, and analog sticks are? And why someone thinks this is something that needs to be dragged into a court? And the judge is probably a 75-year-old dinosaur who can't tell the difference between a keyboard and a desk fan? :B
Also, how the hell would that work? Are video game abuse reports going to become legal documents? Are people going to have to explain why "XxxXxJohnny117xXxxX" and "XXxJohn117xXX" are not the same person in a Slayer match?
Not quite true assault, at least in American courts, is generally described as something that threatens someone with imminent harm or unwanted contact. Battery is basically just assault but you actually go through with it. So assault is taking a swing at someone and battery is taking a swing at someone and actually hitting them.
Doesn’t really matter in the end though because your point is just as correct, this shit is wack.
@max omalley Judge: I will gladly pay TWICE the fine…
You can’t undo the gavel smashing your IDIOT FACE.
@@sirshotty7689 Assault can be as simple as a threat. Verbal assault is a thing in the US.
Modern society has waaaay too much trouble separating real life from videogames, teabagging is your right as a gamer to show that in that precise moment you were better than your enemy
That's just how it is when you're an oppressed minority. Us GAMERS. But we shall break it, the glass ceiling.
The phrase "silent hidden evil" is sending me
The funniest thing about the teabagging controversy is that the company that doxxed and suspended the players for saying that teabagging isn't sexual assault is Riot Games, a company that gives Blizzard a run for its money when it comes to the number of sexual assault allegations.
2:17 - Basically because we have a fuck ton more cold deaths which are the norm, and heat deaths are abnormal and afaik more preventable.
Heat deaths are likely to be a co-morbidity with some cardiovascular issue or the health of the elderly, and that same sensitivity applies to the cold if not more-so. Everyone's dying.
I don't need air conditioning I've got 12 foot high ceilings.
The Victorians knew how to build a house.
I could juggle combo for HOURS there!
XD
I remember someone saying they were traumatized when it happened in VR, but if in completely honest any time it happened to me I just thought about how someone just did squats in real life and instead respected them for putting in that much effort just to dis me.
Thing with Riot is, they have to appease to their chinese Overlords AND pander to the whole SJW stuff to even that out, i mean did you SEE their Pride-Month stuff in League of Legends?
You too can now pick a the flag that fits your secuality the most as your icon and show your pride.
Unless you are in china of course, you understand.
6 Chris videos in just 2 months ?!? We truly live in a blessed timeline
"Get Low" as transition track for teabagging story? A+, Bravo sir, Bravo.
One of the few channels where I watch the sponsored parts.
Teabagging someone in a competitive shooter is like jumping everywhere in an MMO. It is literally impossible not to do it. It's a law of the universe. If you don't do it you will spontaneously explode.
Rest of the world: "OMG it's too hot!!! This is unbearable!!!"
Florida, Texas, and Tennessee: "Swimming hole time, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
In fairness: we have ac, and they don't. Even mildly hot weather for them is extremely uncomfortable, while we can just go inside when we're tired of it
“Latin Snake”
I burst out laughing!!!
Dude you are the best, loved the video.
People often forget that Riot games is also still currently under investigation for sexual misconduct
Not sure how the irony of banning those players got lost on their PR department
Oh damn, that might be why they resorted to such drastic action immediately; literally scared it could get used in the investigation if they didn't (thanks to that stupid tweet)!
It's always the gaming companies that try to be the most woke isn't? It's like the men who build online personalities to being feminist and then a few years later are revealed to be child predators or some shit.
@@shiteyanyo1111 I don't think "trying to be "woke"" is the determining factor though, I think it's they're terrible people and in an attempt to not draw attention - or to avoid further suspicion - they over-correct way too hard and veer off into nuttery.
So glad to have Paul back on the show, even if he is just on a future 2000's video phone
1:59 that article was written in 2015 so its not exactly "during the heat wave"
glad someone else spotted it
Was so hot that the years melted back 7 years
@@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728 I had a comment, but can't top that
that's the joke
pretty sure pretty much every year for the past couple of decades has been the hottest year and with that comes heatwaves in the areas in question. The larger point was about air conditioning being frowned upon and causing the death of many people who didn't get it.
Perhaps my current life problems can be blamed on the 12 year olds that teabagged me in Halo 3 back in 08
Your ad reads are the only ones that never fail to captivate me throughout their entirety
That part with Julia Louis-Dreyfus is relatable
T-bagging should be a war crime.
It can’t be legal to be that funny!
I don't know my colonists ate without a table, don't think it's as bad sorry mate.
Ah yes let's ignore the planet being cooked alive by accusing pressers of LCTRL of sexual assault
This was one of your best in a long time. Really appreciate that you seem to be more relaxed and doing things when you want to rather than feeling obligated.
Keep up the good work!
Demonstrating Teabagging on your sleeping Roommate irl and then stuffing him into a NFT when he wakes up trying to sell him off to Markiplier was a nice touch.
I'd gladly take current day JLD.
Really is shocking how much more sheltered the internet has become.
Tis a shame.
Some good some bad. It's good that people aren't just posting slurs as often at anyone who isn't white, but it's bad that people seem very set on just getting rid of anyone who shows rudeness in general
The scripting and editing on this video was great Chris. The Metal Gear Solid section with Paul in particularly was fun. Thanks for the fun video man
Yeah being liberal these days is painful when the loudest voices spew hyperbolic hot takes that make everyone seem nuts.
I guess now we know what general conservatives felt when the Evangelicals were holding the Mic.
Being liberal is fine. Being a Modern liberal however...
Even if Kojima killed Skitzo Abe, his games would still be bangers
Me laughing in Southern Hemisphere Winter… freezing to death as weather dips below freezing.
I'm amazed at how your editing quality keeps on increasing, this is one of the best looking I've seen from you. The transitions and green screen all look like it took you a long time. Keep up the good work man!
This is one of my favorite recaps in a long while. I like the title cards you used for each subject.
2:04 during the heat wave? It's from 7 years ago, no?
that's the joke
Murder in video-games, not murder.
Teabagging in video-games, SA
If teabagging is illegal, then im going to jail for the rest of my life.
_"Yes your honor, here I'd like to present the 19,369 instances where the defendant dipped their balls onto someone's face..."_
Best. Court. Case. Ever.
@@brettvv7475 imagine they bring the traumatized witnesses into the courtroom, who have to tearfully explain how you dragged your armored ballsack across their face after assassinating them
Well, asuming i violated prety much all Geneva Convention on various game, and I also regularly teabag and comit mass murder and war crimes, im good for death sentence i guess...
Chris, this video is top fucking notch. There's no better way to make a video about this circus of a world we're living in than to clown on every single news story lmao
"To trivialize actual sexual violence in this way is honestly really sickening." 100% yep exactly! As someone who was assaulted as a kid I find it pretty stupid how people are calling blatant censorship of fiction 'progressive' and comparing video game crouching to assault now. The stretches people just leap to is pretty facinating on the internet. Also as a trans man I really sincerely appreciated the part of the video where he said even though he doesn't understand gender dysphoria as long as people aren't hurting anyone, who cares. Self awareness and honesty like that takes alot of guts. Thank you for not caring, that's what actual tolerance looks like fr.
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The metal gear solid skit was fuckin great. Thanks for the laugh dude
You seem to never lose your edge at producing pure entertainment. Great stuff
“Wake up babe new Chris Ray Gun”
I saw the behind the scenes for this. I'm interested to see what you've cooked up for us.
My sister recently worked at GameStop and was hired and laid off within two months. They are desperately getting rid of people to save money and will probably go under within two years.
INSANE streamer gets LIFE in PRISON after VICIOUSLY TEA-BAGGING in game
14:45
XD
That Anne Frank joke made me genuinely laugh out loud
Let’s go the world is on fire!
I do not wanna know what dark secrets the "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" might reveal
you know that "really cool gun" can be yours Chris
it would cost less than 100$ at a hardware store.
one of the guntubers I watch made it and almost offed himself shooting it.
Lmao which youtuber? Did the gun explode or was he being an idiot
AK guy huh?
Brandon Herrera ftw baby
Link please?
it got deleted :(
Yeah that electric powered shotgun assassination was pretty crazy.
But that Metal Gear Solid 5 tho.....
Me going door to door in my neighborhood telling everyone I'm a repeat offender😔
It's so odd to see people being astonished by someone building a gun. Firearms are really very simple devices, and it doesn't take much complexity to make something that's serviceable even today.
calling MGS2 the best one is a huge W
W for WRONG
Even though the story went off the rails because they didnt let kojima finish it like he wanted, mgs5 is my fav. I go back to it and play for like 2 weeks at least once a year if not twice a year. My second fav would be mgs3
I assumed this was about actual tea bagging lol. If it was about actually putting your junk unwanted on someone, its a much different conversation
I think the thing that pisses me off the most about things like this teabagging "controversy" is that these are really just non issues being used to distract from discussions all of the real social issues that most liberals/left wing people are trying to have.
Well it's what the right dose best. Someone somewhere dose a stupid who's on the left then where expected to defended, or fix it... change our opinions? Idk something.
The funny thing is we could do the same to the right with way more heinous crimes and they don't even blink.
NGL "9/11 GameStop NFT" was not a phrase I ever thought I'd be able to use
The creation of Patreon and it's alternatives have been a disaster for Chris's upload schedule.
7:11 When the bush really gets out of hand, and it's overdue for a shave.
Just some info: Gamestop took that shit down immediately once they were made aware of it.
Once they realized others were aware of it*
My actual ring tone is the codec sound. I was quite terrified.
Awesome
Great as always Chris, now my faith in humanity has slipped yet again. Thanks👍
"written during the heatwave" of 2015 xD
Chris did notice that the AC article was written 7 years ago.... right?
came here to check if anyone else noticed this
That's when he started making this video
As someone who lives in the Vancouver area, the heat was much worse last year
Fun fact, the articles about Europe complaining about Americans having airco is usually done by other americans :)
The weather this summer has been extremely mild and consistent, even the Deep South isn't breaking 100 degrees most days
As someone who is much more “conservative” or whatever the fuck I am (right wing, idk idc), I love to see that even though Chris teabagged on leftist “sjw’s” back in the day, he still is willing to be honest about his political leanings and being on the left. Makes me respect people on the left more when I see progressives being reasonable and honest.
Fr tho, I’m gonna steal that Anne Frank joke…
If they don't call it Amazon Prime Health, imma be upsetty
Thank you for that part about gender dysphoria 😊 you don’t have to really understand it to just be a respectful human. I think a lot of people could use that.
I don't want to "comprehend" the political terms of left and right. It's a system over that oversimplifies a complex and divisive topic.
this. i’ve always leaned more left, but i don’t like to label myself as such because people are more complex than that. boiling down your complex set of beliefs to either “left” or “right” is an inherently narrow minded thing to do