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@@tbc_cosplayphannies forcing their partners to watch dnp's videos yesssss i didn't expect mine to like them but the impossible quiz is a hit for sure!
@@miak4006 yes! The fact that I immediately knew exactly what he meant made it even funnier 😂 no idea why I knew it though. I don't even like Coldplay lmao
2:40 this one had me *WHEEZING* because "this is why you're not invited to Twister™ night with the boys *anymore"* implies that it's happened multiple times. Oh also because I may have asthma.
coldplay enjoyer here. the fact that viva la vida didn't so much as cross their minds is wild. (the one where he's going backward, phil?? do you mean the scientist?? "im going back to the start???)
I thought Dan's reaction to Phil's card on the last round should have sealed the deal and boy I wish I was right! Thanks guys for the shrek-fueled nightmares
Sending hugs to you, remember to be gentle to yourself, okay? You got this 💜💜💜 if you've ever taken DBT, I know the TIPP skill sucks sometimes, but if you've got some not so great thoughts, even just a mild form of it like holding an ice cube or a frozen object can work in place of sticking your whole face in the ice water bowl. Just thought I'd throw this out there in case you need some other ideas or if anything ramps back up over the day. Good luck!!! 💜💜💜💜
Objection! Phil should've won with the nonchalant unhingedness of that last card 💀 idk how to explain but it gives off the same energy as his crafts persona
actually the funniest part of these videos in that you never bring in a third party to decide for what is clearly an extremely arbitrary game that definitely needs to be played with 3 or more people
This is one of my favorite versions of their non video game vids. I feel like it’s just personal, fun and kind of has like drama or funny secrets like the first 30 seconds. Also their house vibes are so calm I love it.
I don't think I've ever laughed as hard from a Dan and Phil video, as I did when Phil played his card for the prolapsed a**s. I think my soul has officially left my body and is partying in Hell now.
i've been a coldplay fan for quite literally half of my life (i'm 26 now and fell in love with their music when i was 13) and it was so funny to watch phil's brain stop working trying to name a SINGLE coldplay song LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Can't believe Dan and Phil have their own background music albums and still use the fucking children screaming yay sound effect. I get smacked in the face by childhood nostalgia every time I hear it.
the texts at the beginning with phil in the bath is even funnier when you remember that he once said "i'm a dip in-dip out kind of guy, not a three hour long bath odyssey"
I keep all the videos I want to watch in my watch later playlist and I accidentally fell asleep to the video I had saved previously before this one… I woke up to Dan screaming in my ear ❤️
loving the content ! can't wait to see more, as long as you guys are enjoying this:))))) Been here for a while now and, I think you'll understand this one, it truly is a break from reality. Your content, of course. You two, as much as I admire your online personas, I appreciate and recognise just two human beings there, living their lives, trying to make the best of it, whatever that means, right ? aren't we all thanks for another video, guys, that makes life just a little less hard to live thanks
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@@zara.1212beep boop
i bought this 4 years ago and it’s been collecting dust ever since
Beep! I own it, but not me buying it again(when pay day) with the link. ✨🫶
Quack quack
DAN DON'T JOKE ABOUT THE HIATUS, WE'RE CHILDREN OF PHIVORCE
THE PHIVORCE IM CRYING ALJDJANQKDKQJN
diphorce or phivorce what should it be
@@odetoclearDiphorce):
She dip on my horce til i pro tip
That's like the healthiest way to deal with trauma
Phil thinking dan is the funniest person ever vs Phil being a princess who needs to win every single time, fight
No, no… he’s got a point.
(I am not assuming your gender, this is just a quote from one of my fave animated Disney movies of all time)
Phil considering compromising his ethics because he really wants points even if Dan’s answer is better: relatable
phil should've got so many points imo the stat woke text was wild lolol
@@skylarhoney2775that one made me laugh fr
phil confidently breaking into chasing cars to prove he knows a coldplay song has me ROLLING please never start gaf amazingphil
i’m not wearing my glasses rn and i thought your profile picture was philza
@@handsnanitizer i wish i had phil’s idgaf gene right now please find your glasses
@@handsnanitizer not philza minecraft in dan and phils comment section
i’m fairly sure it was run he was singing, not chasing cars
this MIGHT be the new what dan and phil text each other
I hope the last one is not tho 💀
wdapteo5 goes crazyyyy
Spinoff
Why Dan and Phil shouldn’t text each other
Aww, we're getting one so early in the year! ♥
Phil was robbed of the point for the "maybe, maybe not" text😭
that and the “sorry my subscribers need me” card😭
the end one was def phil’s win too!
@@magpielvira I was scrolling forever to find anyone else that agreed omfg his last card was WAY funnier
dan could never escape shrek, even when he wants to, shrek knows how to slither in dan's life
I hate what you did there.
Take my like and get out
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Not the slither 🤣
Welcome to my swamp 🤣
gEt In Ma SwAmP!
I love when Phil tries to make sound effects and is bad at it, it's so fucking cute
this comment is inspired by me making my partner watch the entire sims series and we just hit the bowling episode
@@tbc_cosplayphannies forcing their partners to watch dnp's videos yesssss
i didn't expect mine to like them but the impossible quiz is a hit for sure!
hate how ill i am that i immediately knew you were also referencing the sims bowling episodes
"what's the one where he's going backwards" has me in hysterics 😭😭😭
The Scientist music video I believe ☝🏻
@@miak4006 yes! The fact that I immediately knew exactly what he meant made it even funnier 😂 no idea why I knew it though. I don't even like Coldplay lmao
@@allisont37 it's probably iconic lmao
Oh I definitely thought he was thinking of James Blunt. Isn't the James blunt video backwards?
why is phil’s stoned american voice better than, and i say this with love, any of his paid acting work
if twister night with the boys unlocked a memory for you, you've been in this fandom for too long
Oops
It lives rent free in my head
How did the video not make me remember...but this comment did? Its like a safe in my mind was just unlocked and it shouldnt have been. lol
@@kaylaxxoo you're welcome (?
my thoughts exactly!!!!
you’d never get bored at dan and phil’s house because they have so many of these crazy card games
Yessss! I bet theyre the best hosts (even with the nervous energy because same)
As if they would have people over
phil tryna remember a Single Coldplay Song is me tryna recall what i ate for breakfast when someone asks
Same-
the entire coldplay bit gets even funnier when you realize that dan and phil had a radio show
Phil fighting for his life on the toilet, having a "luxurious bath" okay filly
"filly" is taking me outtttt
sometimes it takes a while for the water to come out clear
To be fair, it feels great to have a luxurious bath after dying on the toilett 😂
@@Ray_Vun This comment is killing me. You absolute legend.
no one can ever make me hate dan’s rat torn attire everytime i see a new rip it is like another slayne has hit the servagon
DYING at this
gay people learn how to compliment someone normally challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (i'm gay don't come for me lmfaooo)
oh... oh that's not....
how long would it take for you to explain "another slayne has hit the servagon" to your ancestors
🤪🤪🤪
"yours is better but i want some points" is so real he just wants that win high
🐗 *with slam effect
🐗 *with gentle effect
🫂
Dalien: "MOM, SOMEONE IS IN THE HOUSE. PLEASE CALL 911. I'M HIDING UNDER THE BED."
Tabitha: 4:11
I like the fact that they added '(not dan's actual grandma)' at 3:15 so we don't worry
I'm always up for anything Dan and Phil do that is labeled "Unhinged"
“MOM CALL 911” is exactly the type of thing Dil would send tbh
more like Dab tbh
“This is how your quiet friend who only uses tumblr texts” ok but why would you call out half your fans like this
tumblr users (like me) catching strays
I love this smiley :)
@@homoromoacecase97it’s so happby
SO glad they reassured as Veronica is okay
This sponsor really new yalls audience, it's like these games are MADE for this channel
this game is an industry plant (conspiracy theory)
Dan: I want to go to Twister night with the Boys.
*Fantastic Foursome Flashbacks*
Oh shit, unlocked memory
NO one was normal about that video back in the day 😂
@@FortuitousWench WHAT is the normal way to be about that video though
Omg yesss 😂😂😂😂
I miss Chris tho :( wonder where he's been :(
_Phantastic Phoursome Phlashbacks_
Phil’s phone noise impressions >>
this was DEVASTATING for me as a coldplay lover. why couldn’t he name paradise? yellow? literally ANYTHING?
It was alllll yellow!!!!!🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
Sky full of stars
The first thing that came to mind was sky full of stars, like that was all over the radio when it came out 😭
the only song i know of coldplay is viva la vida. and the only reason i even know of that song is because of captainsparklez's minecraft parody of it
FIX YOU??!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
dan and phil playing card games is such ultimate comfort content, this is incredible(even if cursed and evil..)
cheering so loud i love their wacky card games
dan didn't need to look so proud of himself for that last card
They will use the "den hinged hill though" clip forever now. Honestly, go off kings✨
love when i get a text and my phone goes *whoop!*
brb changing my notification sound
phil’s mind must be paradise (by coldplay) having this few thoughts in his head at any given time
9:04 You know a card is bad when DAN is the one saying that he can't say it on camera lol.
Holy Shit that took a turn
Omg Dan's card is perfect!
Dan's laugh at 10:29 is so unhinged and psychotic, I love it
10:13 is maybe the most horrific conversation I've ever had to listen to, and I've taken the NYC subway so congrats
2:40 this one had me *WHEEZING* because "this is why you're not invited to Twister™ night with the boys *anymore"* implies that it's happened multiple times. Oh also because I may have asthma.
coldplay enjoyer here. the fact that viva la vida didn't so much as cross their minds is wild.
(the one where he's going backward, phil?? do you mean the scientist?? "im going back to the start???)
I think Dan was trying to get Phil to remember viva at 6:53
Yes he means the scientist - the whole music video was filmed in reverse
"Maybe. Maybe not. Stay woke ;)" was robbed
"Twister night with the boys" gave me actual war flashbacks
Coldplay will never recover from this
Our dads have just started trying to make the marriage work. Don’t drop the HIATUS like it’s an f bomb
Please play It Take Two again! You would love it so much, we would love it so much. I am begging
please dads
I thought Dan's reaction to Phil's card on the last round should have sealed the deal and boy I wish I was right! Thanks guys for the shrek-fueled nightmares
it's not the milkshake that brings boys to the yard, it's the lasagna this time around 😏
literally uploaded in the middle of a breakdown session, ty dads for singlehandedly curing a bpd meltdown
Sending hugs to you, remember to be gentle to yourself, okay? You got this 💜💜💜 if you've ever taken DBT, I know the TIPP skill sucks sometimes, but if you've got some not so great thoughts, even just a mild form of it like holding an ice cube or a frozen object can work in place of sticking your whole face in the ice water bowl. Just thought I'd throw this out there in case you need some other ideas or if anything ramps back up over the day. Good luck!!! 💜💜💜💜
truly they always return when the world needs them most
@@chemgirl1331 I'll cry that's so sweet, ty, I've been neglecting my dbt workbook so I should drag that back out
@garbomode29 it's their 6th sense, when the world is in chaos, dip and pip are there to save us all
@@chemgirl1331 I'll cry, tysm. I've been neglecting my dbt workbook so I might have to drag that back out
phil's "sorry, gotta vlog" card was ROBBED!!! that was the funniest play in the whole video😭
Objection! Phil should've won with the nonchalant unhingedness of that last card 💀 idk how to explain but it gives off the same energy as his crafts persona
soft launch to the what dan and phil text each other 2024
okay sorry but phil absolutely win the vlogging one
we need a roasting dan’s ‘fashion’ part 2 NOW that shirt is CRIMINAL
his fellow rats have been snuggling up and gnawing on his clothes, he can't help it :/
7:14 the coldplay song where hes walking backwards is called the scientist
Last card pairing was so incredible that Phil refused to do an all or nothing even though they were tied!
sleep? nah
DAN AND PHIL GAMES UPLOAD? HELL YEAHHHH
Seeing my twt acc profile pic in the wild just scared the shit outta me
I’ve just realised who Dan’s higher pitch yell laugh reminds me of! The drag queen Katya!! Especially when she is with Trixie!!!🤣🥰🤣🥰🤣🥰🤣🥰🤣🥰
That last round gave me 50 points of psychic damage. I am now on the floor in pain
we are being well fed
actually the funniest part of these videos in that you never bring in a third party to decide for what is clearly an extremely arbitrary game that definitely needs to be played with 3 or more people
Dan's maniacal cackling and Phil's pained giggling while he collapses off-screen give me so much joy
Just as I was thinking “I am in the mood for a new Dan and Phil video” 🙏
Not to be dramatic but I’m so glad this channel is back how on earth did I survive the hiatus I’ve missed this so much. 😭
the uploads have been so frequent i feel like i'm being transported back to 2017
10:29
In over a decade of watching these guys, and hearing all variations of Dan’s laugh.
That is the best one, literally hysterical laughter. Joyous
the direct look into camera when dan said "that's what your friend who only has tumblr sounds like"
These are my absolute favourite kind of Dan and Phil games videos!
Dan sitting blurry in the background saying “I want to go to Twister night with the boys” is SENDING me! 😂😂😂
Phil was robbed of the last question I legit shed tears at “it’s affecting the way I’m reading your text”
Entire episode was hysterical but that one especially. Jesus Christ
Dudes
Sky full of stars was my favorite song for like the entirety of 2016
The last round was beyond any horror I could have imagined, I laughed so hard it actually hurt at phils and then again at dans 😭😭😭
Whatever keeps you two laughing is what I want to watch. Thank you very much for this, and I'm sorry you both need so much therapy.
This is one of my favorite versions of their non video game vids. I feel like it’s just personal, fun and kind of has like drama or funny secrets like the first 30 seconds. Also their house vibes are so calm I love it.
I don't think I've ever laughed as hard from a Dan and Phil video, as I did when Phil played his card for the prolapsed a**s. I think my soul has officially left my body and is partying in Hell now.
i've been a coldplay fan for quite literally half of my life (i'm 26 now and fell in love with their music when i was 13) and it was so funny to watch phil's brain stop working trying to name a SINGLE coldplay song LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
i was holding a baby chicken that was in pain and trying to comfort her, and she loved dan and phil’s voices. it was really sweet
I LOVE THE CORAL EMOJI DON'T TREAT HER LIKE THAT SHE'S LOVELY 🪸🪸
oh a dan v phil where they get to choose the winner, we already know phil is winning😭
INCORRECT
@@garbomode29 i jinxed myself :(
i love how it was so unhinged at the beginning but it got even better at the end 😭
Enjoying your videos, keep them coming!
“I’m the really tall guy from the club last night”
which one🧍♂️you were both freakishly tall
Can't believe Dan and Phil have their own background music albums and still use the fucking children screaming yay sound effect. I get smacked in the face by childhood nostalgia every time I hear it.
The more you know: There is a non-zero chance that Phil would lick wotsit dust off someone's fingers if the impulse was strong enough.
new danandphilbeats song called ‘quack’ coming soon
genuine coldplay fan here. sobbing rn.
I really enjoy it when you guys play sweet, wholesome games like this. Thanks for sharing.
Hell yeah, anal prolapse truly warms my heart and brings a smile to my face. Thank you Dan and Phil
I love that all the "first" cards have the time 4:20pm and a battery of 69%. it's the little things
not me watching the full ads so they don't leave us again and they MAKE LIGHT OF OUR PAIN??? 😭😭😭😭😭
the texts at the beginning with phil in the bath is even funnier when you remember that he once said "i'm a dip in-dip out kind of guy, not a three hour long bath odyssey"
I keep all the videos I want to watch in my watch later playlist and I accidentally fell asleep to the video I had saved previously before this one… I woke up to Dan screaming in my ear ❤️
I really liked the "Maybe, maybe not. Stay woke ;)"
i am still not over the use of modern sound effects in gaming videos i fucking love it ❤
dan's unhinged laughter during the whole last round is everything to me
tbh the BEST sponsorship you've ever gotten. These are so fun!
i don’t blame phil, i don’t think i can name a single coldplay song off the top of my head
how did you escape those bells your whole childhood?
YESSS. More of Dan and Phil’s alien language!
loving the content ! can't wait to see more, as long as you guys are enjoying this:)))))
Been here for a while now and, I think you'll understand this one, it truly is a break from reality.
Your content, of course. You two, as much as I admire your online personas, I appreciate and recognise just two human beings there, living their lives, trying to make the best of it, whatever that means, right ?
aren't we all
thanks for another video, guys, that makes life just a little less hard to live
thanks
Dan screaming in horror at Phil’s choice for That Prompt may be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard actually
NEW UNHINGED GAME FUCK YEAH
this is quickly becoming one of my favourite types of the games you play 😄