ngl i was fully expecting them to play a game while drinking and getting progressively more drunk throughout the video but then i realized phil would probably never agree to that idea
not from the US, but there's something comforting about phannies living in an US army base (sorry if that sounds weird, unlike dip and pip im actually drunk)
I live on a US Navy base, and it’s just… I don’t think they realize that that was so realistic I didn’t even laugh, I just nodded like yeah sounds about right
I feel like their drunk texts and their "lazily asking each other to order take-out" texts would be an identically indistinguishable mass of yeets and yobens.
I feel like this video was too much for Dan to handle because he just let Phil win and didn’t even push or anything like an all or nothing. What can I say? He was a good sport
“The audience doesn’t want to look us in the eye while we clink juices, Phil. This is a bad start.” -Dan Howell. What can I say…truer words have never been spoken.
okay but how did I watch the entire video, scroll through the comments and only realise that when I read this comment and went "wh-... no? They... OH!"
actually, incohearent is one of the BEST things you've ever uploaded. that, the tromboning one, and the red carpet fashion one - highlights of gamingmas for me
So, only recently have I been getting back to the Renaissance era of you guys, going from an angsty 14 year old, to a 26 year old who’s now a manager in Artificial Intelligence at a large corporate being responsible for multiple people every day, and I’m amazed how you guys still make me laugh my ass of as if nothing changed. Thanks for being the one constant in my life I didn’t know I needed. Realizing that despite life seemingly has gotten so serious, I am still the same human as 10 years ago. And that it’s really all okay. I’m appreciating the flow of time and my own growth, while also happy to recognize that a job, money or my relationships haven’t defined me. Well, apologies for dumping that existential realization on you, albeit a positive one. What I realized is so remarkable about you guys, is both of your effortless ways of being funny through your rich vocabulary and ability to not take it all so seriously. You had your challenges, but truly, having a friendship the way you guys do and your ability to create a funny twist to everything, is an incredible talent and a blessing. You’ve truly impacted a lot of people more than you may realize, simply by being you. Be proud of what you do. Just wanted to share.
you guys should play the stanley parable !! they have the original game and also the ultra deluxe version which is amazing but the original game is definitely the first thing you should play to get context for the ultra deluxe !! (you can also still play the normal game in ultra deluxe if you don't want to have to download 2 of the same game) . I feel like you would both love the absurdity and silliness of the game dialogue by the narrator and the different endings and also i feel like dan's completionist mindset when playing games will come in handy and phil you'd probably enjoy the secret endings
omg for a minute i thought this was gonna be wdapteo drunk edition but i love this tooo i love when they do silly games like this, incohearant, and clickbait they're lowkey my favorite types of videos
It's always these sorts of videos where you can tell that Phil is a youngest brother and Dan is an eldest - Phil exudes so much lilttle brother energy its so chaotic 😂
I know it’s hard to get content out esp with algorithm burnout but I’m here to say thank you for this video. It was a bad mental health day and this made me laugh. 😊
yooo you can grab Trunk Dexting here! bit.ly/3IJCrXS Thanks to Relatable for sponsoring us (and for the games)
WOO
:D
You guys should play the stanley parable !!
do NOT dab at me
they do great games, wouldn't mind seeing more of them on this channel :)
phil getting the glue option was destiny
and My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas for dan. the stars have aligned
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@@rayhemthe stars have aligned.... as they tend to do with them 🙄🙄
I thought you said density for a second 😭😭
'im at the cluuuub i need money but in a sexy way' killed me LOL why can i hear phil saying that
It's SO GOOD
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because he did say it 😭😆
dan and phil's on that round were both so fitting for their character lmao
9:17 :)
the hungies hot glue gun call 911 one is too perfect 😭
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the word hungies is forever ruined for me thanks to charlie puth
"Father John, I'm desperate for meatballs. Amen."
Iconic
need that on a t-shirt
@@tiredglowI was just about to say the same thing hahahah I would buy it so fast
I was the 1K, yw
That was the most obvious win that should have been
me opening ao3 after rewatching midnight mass for the 60th time
"I'm sryyyyyy I AM ASKING NICELY I'll PAY YOU" as a non confrontational person that's so relatable 😭😂
“We didn’t really keep track but I think I won” Isn’t that the moral of any Dan and Phil video where the score is self-decided
It is dan and phil lore that dan will always vote for phil to win and phil will always vote for himself to win
@@Madelashagiven Dan spent 5 years being the most sore loser AND winner on this channel Phil deserves some scoring dubs
Literally whoever can argue or guilt trip better is usually the winner lol
And the way Dan smiles when Phil says that 😭 my heart
Briefly thought this was just gonna be a video of them getting absolutely wasted
same, i thought they drunk texted each other and were gonna read it while drinking..............
If only
I wish
ngl i was fully expecting them to play a game while drinking and getting progressively more drunk throughout the video but then i realized phil would probably never agree to that idea
Same lmao 😭
Does Phil not drink?
i would love to see that though
he's clearly drinking in this video lol@@bluebay1031
Only Dan would (which he did)
i can't imagine telling 2015 phil that he would be wearing a "human by chance, alpha by choice" shirt of his own free will
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however, 2009 phil? absolutely
Phil’s 2024 outfits are all absolutely legendary
That's the best shirt i've ever seen
@@nomnomninja1its inflicting psychic damage
@@FalconFern-e6rpsychic 💀
"I'm buying TOMATO SOUP" and "In your basement: THE ALGORITHM" were both so good???
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I would’ve given it to them both honestly
"lemme just clap myself 🥰 *punches dan* clap me 😠" please this was too iconic. dan's last text really hit it, lmao.
10:53
You know it’s iconic because the look on dans face after he does that is the way I look at myself in the mirror every morning 🤭🤣
thank god someone else caught that moment!! something about it gave me both the feels and lolz
I live on a US Army base and I know deep in my soul that something to do with a tub of Vaseline and a pickle has happened in the barracks.
Oh no
you live in a terrorist army base? ew
not from the US, but there's something comforting about phannies living in an US army base (sorry if that sounds weird, unlike dip and pip im actually drunk)
I live on a US Navy base, and it’s just… I don’t think they realize that that was so realistic I didn’t even laugh, I just nodded like yeah sounds about right
Is this the confirmation that army men have gay experiments with eachother cuz I’ve always wondered
The freaking Sugar Daddy texts are literally so perfect for them 😂 I’m dying 9:05
Phil referencing Shangela kills me lmfao
Phil's dressed like a kid who threw up while travelling so he has to wear his dad's hat and shirt 💀💀
pffffffff
how is there a text bubble that says "janet?" that is SO phil coded
i thought it was about the rocky horror picture show tbh
Me assuming Dan and Phil did another Things We Text Each Other comp but specifically picked out conversations from when they were drunk,,,
I feel like their drunk texts and their "lazily asking each other to order take-out" texts would be an identically indistinguishable mass of yeets and yobens.
Same
Love that when Phil said "robussy," Dan just screamed
I feel like this video was too much for Dan to handle because he just let Phil win and didn’t even push or anything like an all or nothing. What can I say? He was a good sport
"I can't imagine myself complaining about anything. I'm so chill." interesting way to describe social anxiety philly
I’m going to tell my kids this was Edward and Jacob
bella where the hell have you been loca
🐀✨️
i would absolutely kill for drunk mario kart with these two LOL
yes yes yes i second that
SAME
And also: them being drunk and playing THE SIMS
“i need money but in a sexy way” 😭
relatable
Phils shirt I cannot 😭😭😭
Looks like he’s wearing nail polish too 🤩
@@Jerry_Freestyleour king
“The audience doesn’t want to look us in the eye while we clink juices, Phil. This is a bad start.” -Dan Howell.
What can I say…truer words have never been spoken.
not the "what can i say" lmaooo 😭😭
WHAT CAN I SAY
what can I say... I was hoping Dan would say "what can I say" in this video
@@txy345he gave it up for lent
This is just what DnP text each other “Drunk Edition”
"I'm at the cluUub
I need
Money
But in a sexy way"
💅🏽✨
that first card was PERFECT even their card games are aware of the lore
Phil proudly telling Dan “let me just clap myself- clap me”
2015 Dan jacket is back
Is Dan wearing said jacket in your pfp loool
@@ashleypeterson1686 no he’s wearing the doomed tour leather jacket
took me back
phil rockin with the alpha shirt
Also with nail polish!?? 🤩
Telling us more than he thinks😂
@@Jerry_Freestyle def one of his strongest looks so far
@@UniversalMJB Alpha Phil!
Phil winning because he felt like he won was very inspiring lmao, I need to start living like that
ok but how did i watch the entire video and yet only just now realised they swapped the letters of their names in the title lol?!
okay but how did I watch the entire video, scroll through the comments and only realise that when I read this comment and went "wh-... no? They... OH!"
@@Jeevesie1988 WAIT SAME-
my dyslexia finally working WITH me and making this title entirely normal
I watched this video 4 times already and didn't notice until I saw your comment. What even is my brain.
Pan and Dhil, my fave British youtubers
my favourite yitish brutubers
Pan.
Literally hadn't noticed until I saw this comment
Best british vlogger 😂😂😂
The delivery of “I need money … but in a sexy way” SENT MEEEEEEEE
actually, incohearent is one of the BEST things you've ever uploaded. that, the tromboning one, and the red carpet fashion one - highlights of gamingmas for me
second that. I've watched incohearent like. daily.
phil’s shirt kills me he is a fashion icon
phil lester is never beating the funniest man ever allegations
The Shangela sugar daddy reference was out of this world 😂
I totally died
this + incohearant are literally the funniest things sdjfs can't wait to see you play more of their games
Pan and Dhil…the greatest duo ever to roam the earth.
Phil continuing the Glue saga with this and triggering both Dan and the fandom not even 5 minutes into the video is a vibe
Now we need Dan to trigger the deodorant saga some more
“Is that the past tense of painted?” this man has an english language degree
this is what i’m alive for
this is the meaning of my existence
not enough acknowledgement for phil telling dan "clap me"
love it
the glue one was just personal
Father John,
I'm desperate for meatballs.
Amen 🙏🏼
Every time it says “text a friend” Dan and Phil just think of each other and not any other friend 😂
0:12 it's polite in Sweden to look everyone at the table RIGHT IN THE EYES when you toast/cheers/skål :)
Also in France
In the Czech Republic as well 😄
Lmaooo 8:38 he doesn't even read the sugar-momma option aloud 😅
Dan might be good at videogames but Phil’s silliness crushes him in any board game and I love it
Dan is the gaming alpha and Phil is the social Alpha
Audibly laughed. I need money… but in a sexy way 🤣🤣🤣
Phil was on fire today, damn. The funniest answers, bold fashion choices, confident apha energy. Always love an upload where Phil absolutely eats
i love hearing danandphilBEATS in the background bc it makes me feel like an indie artist i like is being featured in a huge production or smth
"moaning loudly will you come" is the funniest shit ever
i love how whenever they do games like this, dan is ALWAYS more likely to give phil the win, it's very cute lol
So, only recently have I been getting back to the Renaissance era of you guys, going from an angsty 14 year old, to a 26 year old who’s now a manager in Artificial Intelligence at a large corporate being responsible for multiple people every day, and I’m amazed how you guys still make me laugh my ass of as if nothing changed. Thanks for being the one constant in my life I didn’t know I needed. Realizing that despite life seemingly has gotten so serious, I am still the same human as 10 years ago. And that it’s really all okay. I’m appreciating the flow of time and my own growth, while also happy to recognize that a job, money or my relationships haven’t defined me. Well, apologies for dumping that existential realization on you, albeit a positive one.
What I realized is so remarkable about you guys, is both of your effortless ways of being funny through your rich vocabulary and ability to not take it all so seriously. You had your challenges, but truly, having a friendship the way you guys do and your ability to create a funny twist to everything, is an incredible talent and a blessing. You’ve truly impacted a lot of people more than you may realize, simply by being you. Be proud of what you do. Just wanted to share.
Dan the important message from the future was LUBE???
Police on their way KILLED me
Phil just mentally annihilating Dan with "Robussy" 😂😂😂
4:30 As someone who is watching this right before their shift at subway this made me giggle
I was NOT fully paying attention when Pan showed the words and thought he just had a handful of tampons
your ability to always somehow make these games prompts fit one of your... unique experiences will never not amaze me
you guys should play the stanley parable !! they have the original game and also the ultra deluxe version which is amazing but the original game is definitely the first thing you should play to get context for the ultra deluxe !! (you can also still play the normal game in ultra deluxe if you don't want to have to download 2 of the same game) . I feel like you would both love the absurdity and silliness of the game dialogue by the narrator and the different endings and also i feel like dan's completionist mindset when playing games will come in handy and phil you'd probably enjoy the secret endings
oh this would be such an experience. absolutely amazing, hope they do!
omg YES 100000x. they suit this game so much
Its boring
I can't watch this right now but when I do it'll be a banger
ive watched it fucking absolute banger guys
omg for a minute i thought this was gonna be wdapteo drunk edition but i love this tooo i love when they do silly games like this, incohearant, and clickbait they're lowkey my favorite types of videos
It's always these sorts of videos where you can tell that Phil is a youngest brother and Dan is an eldest - Phil exudes so much lilttle brother energy its so chaotic 😂
when Phil said that the text for the doctor is 'very Phil' i thought "what, is it eating glue" and then... 😂
DAN!!! you still have THE jacket!! omg what an iconic artifact how did it feel putting it back on
I’m at the cluuub… I need money! (But in a sexy way 🤑)
omg I was like Dan is def gonna win the sugar daddy one it is so perfect but then Phil came out with a banger. Both answers were top notch
Not Dan predicting Phil’s bloody butt issue 😭
Dan being satisfied with his joke at 9:14 is so me
I know it’s hard to get content out esp with algorithm burnout but I’m here to say thank you for this video. It was a bad mental health day and this made me laugh. 😊
The greatest "new era" Dan & Phil moment, so far, not in a Sims season 2 video is them quoting Rupaul Untucked!
Not dyslexic me reading the title COMPLETELY correct lmao
same! i didn't even notice til someone pointed it out that they switched the letter for their names too
This has been the funniest D&PG video I've seen recently! Please play again!
how on earth would either of you recognize that the other was drunk texting when you text incoherent spelt out noises to each other?!?
grOBE
@@somethingelse9176 YEAST
That glue bubble for the doctor one is unbelievable
Phil is genuinely hilarious, every single text was a banger!
Please play everything they send you as much as you want this ish is my JAM
Loved this BUT I STILL NEED INCOHEARENT PT 2
EVERY TIME YOU GUYS PLAY CARD GAMES THEY ARE MY FAVORITE ONES!! PLEASE DO MORE, I LOVE YOU!!
y’all need to work in more drag race clips seeing that here made me feel euphoric
I've seen this video at least five times in the 12 hours since it came out. A classic truly
Phil's self roast with the glue emergency is next level
the trunk dexts kept getting better and better. my personal favourite is the one Phil would send his sugar daddy😄
I audibly gasped when I saw the darn title.
Beep boop not a bot.
Dan and Phils energy is so chaotic, I live for it.
4:20 not you saying that when I'm literally eating meatballs right now
loving Phil actually wearing the "human by chance alpha by choice" shirt lmao
this was my fav thing ever i love when u guys play board games pls do it more and make them longer videos
I literally did not realize the title was mispelled like that until this moment ffs
“I was hungies, hot glue gun, call 911” 😭😭😭😭😭😭 that’s very Phil
Currently more than a little tipsy after a st paddy’s day pub crawl, there couldn’t be better timing for this
I thought this was going to be something along the lines of “What Dan and Phil text each other” but drunk edition
Me too I'm kinda disappointed ngl
7:48 that synchronised "ok" 😂😂 you can just tell they're soulmates
Love Phil’s night out outfit, iconic
After all these years of end screens, “dingus the bellus” outshines all the rest for me.
My housemates get drunk so often that I actually wanna get this game for us to play at parties (I’m usually the ONLY sober one there lololol)
Dan & Phil serving LOOKS and laughs to end the weekend on a happy / happier note 😂🥰🖤🩵
Please play this game again in the future! Peak content! ❤