the last 2 minutes of this are perfection ... I skipped back to minute 13 so many times when I first watched this, and came back today to skip forward to it
@@arcade3198 I forget what it was called, but the game where they pulled the prompt that was like "help, my anus prolapsed at the office Christmas party"
13:37 dan's visceral reaction to phil saying "fog meat tad tea" is either one of absolute horror or one of trying to hold back the loudest scream-laugh
phil please you cannot just say "oops something just popped out!" and take multiple seconds to follow up with "wardrobe malfunction! 🤪" I have HEART PROBLEMS
Absolutely cracked up at Phil being so ready to expose Dan with the incognito mode comment only for that maneuver to completely backfire. Never change, please lol
phil not admitting to knowing the shortcut to incognito mode and dan actually not knowing it is the opposite of what 2014 phannies thought their personalities were
my grandmother passed away earlier this morning & i just have to say thank you to the both of you for making me laugh & smile during this difficult time ❤
Seeing you guys laugh so wholeheartedly just adds years to my life and heals my heart. Happiness is just beautiful on you two and I am very happy I get to witness it❤
the genuine fear that filled me after phil said "something just popped out" and proceeded to say he had a wardrobe malfunction
and the way he backed up from the camera i was ready to shield my eyes 💀
And then lift his leg!
RIGHT AFTER THE ANAL FISTING CARD TOO
AND THEN HE BACKED UP?? LMAO EXCUSE ME 💀
Heart DROPPED
dan's scream of horror after he realised it was "suck my t*ties" was EVERYTHING 😭😭😭
I was crying when Phil kept repeating in a slight smoldering voice "fog meat tad tea" 😭😭
I just about died!!
it was way too funny, I cried too
Dan's face through the whole thing killed me
i verbally went NO- at the first attempt 😭
@@jaspermoore1305see I just yelled PHILIP-
Dan: 😐wed as poo see 😐
Phil: 👹fog meat tad tea 👹
Phil: "Oh they kissed"
The fucking ways they troll us these days has me rolling
they legit make fun of me at 13
I clapped laughing like a boomer in a stand up comedy show, they´re laughing at us and I´m into it tbf
they’re too aware of twitter discourse💀
legit would've sent us into cardiac arrest
timestamp please, I think I missed that 😔
LMAO the way Dan was so unprepared for Phill to read 'fog meat tad tea' so breathily
and, honestly, neither was I
I nearly fell over laughing
It was brilliantly chaotic 😂
gay panic
Dan absolutely looked like he was gonna lose his shit
I'm literally gagging 😂😂😂
Starting this video with Phil’s toes and “you just spat in my mouth” is bonkers
"ohmygod they kissed" is insane actually
@depressed.lemonade they literally want to hurt us /j
Just another day in the Phandom nothing to see here
I know right they could have edited it out 😭
@@Magnus833no they said it to call us out and shame us 😂
The fact that “free wifi” wasn’t a nord spon segue is a travesty
Im still half expecting the phangenda reveal to be one big nordvpn ad
I was literally waiting for the nord spon like well damn didn’t know they could do two in one vid
@@leahprouse623bye that would be so funny
phil taking advantage of how good the blonde looks with dark clothes we love to see it
Yesss that's what I was thinking!
dans confidence with the wed as poo see card has me sobbing
LITERALLY HAHAHAHA
im still laughing ahahaha
The realization 😭😭
SAME IM CRYING
he said it with so much conviction 🤣
"oh my god they kissed" they actually need to be stopped oh my fucking god 💀
THIS i choked on my water 💀😂
No. LET THE CHAOS RAIN!!!!
And then Dan hitting himself with the wine glass lmao
"You just said "puppy" and spat in my mouth." - Daniel Howell, 2024
I was looking for this comment lmao
probably not the first time 😒
@@teenylittlecat😨
@@teenylittlecat PHONE ON THE COUNTER RN !
@@teenylittlecatDelet this
they had to treat us with incohearent after the sims disaster
that was the best apology video i’ve ever seen
That explains all of their behavior in this video
You guys haven't seen thier tumblr apology video then? 😄
@@nerl7473 the one they just did?
I never forgive or forget
13:03 the straight, deadpan “wed as poo see” absolutely KILLED me
It’s like asking Siri “What does Cardi B’s WAP stand for?” XD
He just delivered it without a second thought 🤣
"wed as poo see" and "fog meat tad tea" back to back was diabolical
the last 2 minutes of this are perfection ... I skipped back to minute 13 so many times when I first watched this, and came back today to skip forward to it
In Phil’s defense the only time I’ve ever heard the phrase “erotic experience” was from the grandma in Titanic
HELP
as much as i hate unskippable ads on vids, i do love to see that this has not yet been de monetised 💀💀
The epic highs (chappell roan mention) and lows (literally the entire rest of this video) of high school football (watching dan and phil in 2024)
Hello Archie Andrews
the “hey null fish ding” card as the reward would make me not want to win
Theory that Phil definitely lost on purpose because he didn’t want it on his side
Phil may have lost the Dan vs. Phil, but I think we all lost something today
phil just randomly, aggressively saying "Bitch" is the change we deserve to see in dnpg chapter 2
always nice to watch two guys fight over which of them gets to receive the hey null fish ding
"You wanna recieeeeeve?"
you didn’t have to say this
“OMG THEY KISSED” PLEASE you are going to hell phil lester the comedian
we need to buy incohearent and download dragon city so phil can afford new socks
Phil: I can curse now.
Dan: Challenge accepted.
As a lesbian, I can confirm that Dan's delivery on that card made me feel things I never want to feel again xx
Lads WHAT IS THE PHAGENDA
My theory is a podcast (probably with other tie-in community stuff too). :o
Pretty sure it’s a tour
@E03H That'd be neat, and I'll be glad if so. Whatever it is I'm sure it'll be wild. 😁
@@Jeevesie1988 The email you get after you sign up to the "phangenda" is from the danandphiltour email address. Draw your own conclusions... ;P
IF ITS ANOTHER TOUR I WILL CRY
Bess, "Yay my heroes uploaded! Finally a way to escape my life where no one likes me!"
Dan, "F off Bess!"
Bess: D:
You're the bess 🥳
As some one actually named Bess, watching this stoned was insane.
2 minutes in and we're getting the puppies out and them spitting into each other's mouths thanks boys
Going immediately from "hey null fish ding" to "it popped out", my brain just immediately went "no Phil, that was the other card game"
help i don't get it
@@arcade3198 I forget what it was called, but the game where they pulled the prompt that was like "help, my anus prolapsed at the office Christmas party"
Trunk dexting! @@ax.olotls
The best part of these videos is how when Phil realizes what he's saying he just giggles and then Dan over here fucking screams
It's dan so that seems very on brand😂
Fully convinced at this point that phil is an alien and dan is his government mandated keeper
wheres that phanfiction damn
the p in scp stands for phil
"idk I've never used it. I'm good christian boy" yes you are sister
I’m sorry “hey null fish ding” wasn’t in the NSFW pack?!
There was a NSFW section of the original too I think
The original had a kinky section, which that card was in. They're playing with an expansion pack here
Phil saying Chappel Roan as his second musical artist made me so happy
Right?
feels kind of forbidden too, like who told him????
@@AnS-ov6nf yes truuuee i honestly wouldnt be surprised if chappell knew about them
the raw PANIC at "is he a child" LMFAOO
Dan: be as sincere as possible
Also Dan: immediately regrets his decisions 13:38
The horror in those eyes 😂😂😂
13:37 dan's visceral reaction to phil saying "fog meat tad tea" is either one of absolute horror or one of trying to hold back the loudest scream-laugh
Phil saying "fog meat tad tea" with such seriousness and seemingly without instantly realising what it sounds like is just... trauma
the way dan made phil look straight into the camera and say the worst cards
I had to rewind phil whispering 'fog meat tad tea' so many times, i cannot bREATHE, this is gold
“Do you wanna get on my maggot train” should be on the list of things to never say again
Preach XD
Phil showing feet for free brother you gotta be charging for that!!
Right? He'd be able to afford new socks if he did
"they're touching" has leveled up
I've already gotten so used to the phlonde when they flashed back to the last time they played and he had dark hair I was so shell-shocked 😭
NO LITERALLY especially cuz it’s brunette Phil not even black hair dye Phil
dan not beating the stoner allegations with the "pass the joint" card LOL
"wed as poo see" is genuinely the #1 funniest moment on this channel
Once again we see Dan and Phil take on the challenge: speedrun demonetisation.
THE MOTH SHIRT IN 2024 OMG
phil please you cannot just say "oops something just popped out!" and take multiple seconds to follow up with "wardrobe malfunction! 🤪" I have HEART PROBLEMS
love phils color scheme of black and orange totally doesn't remind you of another inappropriate site no siree
13:38 THE LOOK IN DAN'S EYES
The seal is staring at me
i love how phil reads all his cards with such enthusiasm, he doesn't care for the meaning😭
Nothing like a Dan and Phil video to cure me from my monthly punishment for being born with a uterus
OMG twinning!
twinning !!!
my condolences, fellow uterus haver😔
F
2 minutes in the word jigglypuss has been uttered and phil spat in dan's mouth we are so back
close enough welcome back aziraphale and crowley
Yeah, close enough 😂
season 3 is WILD
They're finally talking
YOU PREDICTED IT
Absolutely cracked up at Phil being so ready to expose Dan with the incognito mode comment only for that maneuver to completely backfire. Never change, please lol
incohearent was easily my most rewatched post-hiatus dnpg video im so happy right now
Sameee
You and me both
8:14 “hello sir, wonderful cheeks” is crazy
I had to watch that part like five times because I kept cracking up so bad I was missing the next parts 🤣🤣🤣
ah yis. How British of them
slot!
@@aebxo6916 slide that credit card
Phil has no business looking this good in the thumbnail like wtf
you guys should make or ask the internet for dan and phil related incohearant prompts please just imagine the lore
YESSSS this would be so funny omg
lmao i thought the incognito mode question was a segue into a nordvpn ad
omg same also its control (windows) / command (mac) + shift + N
"Something just popped out" made me physically recoil I cannot tell you how much dread filled me
love how the dan vs phil announcement is just phil making explosion noises with no contexto whatsoever
I'm not bess, but my dog, who is sat with me while I watch, is indeed, called bess
I've raised from the dead. THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING, THE SUN IS SHINING THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE
"wed as poo see" im fucking crying at dans reaction 😭😭
okay love it love this love you two WHERE IS IT TAKES TWO #2
PLEASE IM ON MY KNEE KNUCKLES BEGGING
Like I miss the hour long videos 😭
i want more trombone champ
PLSSSSS 😭
Seeing them say “f@ck me daddy” and “you’ve been a bad boy” after the priest!phil and nun!dan fanfics is something else
The what?!
@@charadreamuur7229girl get on ao3!!!
the what 🤨🤨(😳😳)
Sir, W H A T
I found the fics and you were right 😬
i’m literally in a&e thanks dnp
Dang are you ok?
Hope you’re ok!
hope youre all good omg
i love how the phrasing implies that dip and pip got you sent there (sending all my well wishes tho :3)
@@wowie_206 memento moriii
Every single molecule of oxygen left my lungs, and tears were in my eyes when Dan said, "sog might hit tease" followed by his WAIL of horror 🤣🤣🤣
“oh my god they kissed!” do not
mock us rn
i love that dan's end card thingy is just 'danisnot'
Dan's immediate fight or flight response to Phil saying "fog meat tad tea" was pretty amazing lmao
the immediate "what have I done" expression
i love that phil needs to go full northern to get the cards right
I’m in love with this era of dip and pip
Dan's face at 4:59 will forever haunt my nightmares wtf😭😭
seeing dan back in the moth shirt healed something in me
The vibes are rare in this one fellas
12:49 Phil, English major, forgetting words since forever
The last one had me needing my inhaler, no joke, the wheeze was intense
phil not admitting to knowing the shortcut to incognito mode and dan actually not knowing it is the opposite of what 2014 phannies thought their personalities were
Me when I'm on time for a Dan and Phil games upload??? For the first time ever in like 8 years???
Literally just was thinking that
The way that at incognito mode and Phil's question for Dan after it I was 100% convinced it was a lead in to a NordVPN spon. How was it not.
my grandmother passed away earlier this morning & i just have to say thank you to the both of you for making me laugh & smile during this difficult time ❤
I'm so sorry :( 💔
Condolences! The phandom is always there for u
@@steelheartii6525 thank you so much
Sending so much love ❤
13:52 it took me this long to realize daniel’s wearing the iconic moth shirt! 🤦🏻♀️
12:23 "I just made all of the lesbians... ace" I'm already ace Dan LMAO 😭
This made me SCREAM with laughter holy shit pleeease play this ten more times
why is no one talking about how dan said he had a dexterous tongue
Phil's little "thank you for the little hint" at 13:00 is PRECIOUS
blond phil with hat>>>
I’m still amazed that platinum hair on Phil has made him look so much younger and it suits him so well
These videos actually give me life. I love how they were a big part of my early teens and now we get to enjoy their antics once again.
I thought the incognito mode thing was a segue into a VPN sponsorship.
the delivery of „wed as poo see“ had me cry laughing so hard thank you for you for playing this again
11:37 Phil immediately saying what was on the card and Dan laughing at him made me cackle
Seeing you guys laugh so wholeheartedly just adds years to my life and heals my heart. Happiness is just beautiful on you two and I am very happy I get to witness it❤
"something just popped out"
" A hand?"
Heynullfishding on Dan's mind
1:19 I was scared for my life phil, why would you say it like that?! 💀 💀 💀