Phil Pushes Dan’s Button for 18 Minutes
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- Опубликовано: 23 янв 2024
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Edited with Kris Edrosa
Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound
Hearing TABINOF being referred to as "vintage" aged me significantly
Hello fellow Fander.
@@michaelinthebathroom7560why hello there
We are all fossils
I went to TATINOF for my 16th birthday and now its book counterpart is vintage, I’m vomiting
@@maribelsystem3803 I bought TABINOF at my middle school's book fair in like, 2016 & I'm an adult now.. ew lmao
dan and phil wearing shirts of each other’s faces is a whole new level of friendship goals
This is so fvckin funny 😂
it's so true tho
its giving ice king & Finn's matching sweatshirts from adventure time 😂😂😂
the way I stared at their shirts for way too long before getting it lol
I read this comment before looking at what they were wearing & got a nice surprise laugh so thanks😂
Not Dan LITERALLY HISSING at Phil when he tried comforting him over the dips💀 I literally jumped
I literally jumped as well 😂
he spat like a feral kitten lmao
@@LovelyApples56he's a true cat(boy) after all
never denying the Crowley allegations
Well he is a furry lol
Phil zoning out with a fidget toy while Dan has existential rambles is me fr
My two brain cells
@@somethingelse9176 the battle between profound and head empty
they truely are my adhd and autism
@@chelsjones yep, my two neurodivergent brain cells personified.
literally the two clowns meme they showed in the phan twitter video
I was so scared we were going to be abandoned again, thank you dads!
Same here 😅😅
We all have abandonment issues
Same
they literally put out a video every day for 25 days straight😭 i think a month long break is completely valid
they came back w the milk
Dan’s shirt saying “end my suffering” above a picture of an awkward dog is too relatable. 😂
STOP I WAS JUST SAYING THIS TO MY WIFE 😭
Thank you for the translation 😊
@@madethistocomment727literally I’m like huh wonder what doggo is saying 😭
i was gonna say “end my pain” but i like that you chose the more dramatic synonym. very dan
I could only read "my" so I assumed it was something like "I love my dog" so this translation almost made me do a spit take 😂
phil choosing to be immortal and dragging dan along with him because he loves him is so incredibly on brand I feel like it's happened in another life.
The fact that the iPhone ringtone was only right when both of theirs were combined is killing me lol
they really are just two halves of one braincell
@@rinnittt no no, they're an extremely fused synapse. Still two neurons, but moronically inseparable
What if it's like the yanny and laurel thing where they both hear the different frequencies within the same tone 😮
Two halves of a whole idiot
I'm still confused about this debate because when I first watched the video where they shared what they thought the ringtone was I immediately agreed with Dan and thought Phil was blatantly incorrect.
Dan's "You want to live forever? I'm bored NOW" is so iconic 😂
Same 😅
this is the best Dan and Phil Hair Era since like 2008
Agree
like they look finger licking good, im constantly in awe of how pretty they look.
why did i say finger licking
so true
@gothjoongay6245 it's a mystery to all of us tbh
absolutely love that phil saying they know each other well enough to seamlessly switch identities without it even being difficult. also love that dan didn't disagree with him
It's literally giving crowley and aziraphale switching bodies to save each other 😭
@@alwaysprocrastinating355THIS COMMENT IS EVERYTHING they’re so azicrow coded in that moment
@@robinwinged IKR!! I feel like their relationship aligns pretty closely with the vibe of aziracrow (I say relationship for all kinds of situations not just romantic)
@@alwaysprocrastinating355 yes yes yes, it’s such a wonderful comfortable lovely dynamic ahhh - also hi from the good omens fandom, we really out here everywhere 🤣
@@alwaysprocrastinating355OH MY FUCKING GOD YES
I have a shiba inu husky mix. he immediately potty-trained himself, learned "sit", and then never listened to another word I said ever again.
this is what it’s like having a golden retriever also
@@amandafinch6747 exact thing happened with my Vallhund
Dan and Phil saying they want to be unremarkable until they die - ignoring the fact that they’ve already become the heros and are now in their villian arcs
Only phil said that. Dan doesn't want to be mid
doesn't phil already push dan's buttons all day everyday
My thought when I saw the title!
um
Okay but the worst thing about the dying teleportation clone scenario for me is that it doesn't say your dead body disappears, so you just leave dead bodies everywhere whenever you teleport
That was my first thought too. No way would I be okay with that. Creepy.
Sounds like a great prank idea
It reminds me of the movie The Prestige
@@txy345it’s definitely pulled from the prestige
For me the worst thing is that from your point of view, you don't teleport. What you experience is that you think of teleporting and then you stop existing. The end.
youre telling me i can shapeshift into my ideal form AND no one will remember my original form? sign me the fuck up
The trans people were summoned with that question (I'm the trans people)
@@punkithecatim also the trans people youre in good company
I never expected to hear the phrase “being topped by Akinator” in my life but I suppose if I was ever going to hear it, it would be in the beginning of a Dan and Phil games video 😂
In the first goddamn minute too 😂
0:43
we’ve come a long way, but at what cost….
You guys really gave us all separation anxiety I’ve seen at least 10 people happy you’re back cuz they thought you’d disappear again 💀
With great daddy issues, comes great abandonment issues
the only good thing to come out of the cost of living crisis
@corrinabarnett8226 can you do me a favour and pretend I commented a really jawdropping comment about you having daddy issues here please?
Also! Hey! Fancy seeing you here. Definitely didn't stalk ya! 😝❤
@BethanyElle317 I do NOT have Daddy issues, I have you know I have deeply rooted Mommy issues too! 🤣 🖤
6:14 says the guy who referred to himself and Phil as “actual soulmates” a few years ago
The blue ball on Dan's head was simply way too fucking adorable
5:30
"I'm not well!" "When are you ever well?"
is a *mood*
Said the man who wrote a book he just advertised on the video about mental health 😹
dan’s trying to talk about all that clone existential stuff but i’m too distracted by that slime thing nested on his head for it to evoke any existential fear or dread
random-objects-on-head is so Dan core
I almost commented the exact same thing Lolol. I absolutely stopped paying attention to whatever he was saying when I realized it was there 😂
The Slime thing was nodding along in agreement! I couldn't take my eyes off it!
I had to watch that part 15 times because every time I watched the slime like it was the one talking. 😂
Dan freaking out about the dips is a whole mood. DIPS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER
anyone know what people dip Doritos in?
Dip Club xoxo
@@katherinep1369 salsa, guacamole or french onion
I don’t like the dipping tho. I’d rather eat the chips and the dips separately.
Dan bringing up the debate over the iPhone ringtone again with evidence is so fucking relatable, I would also not be able to let something like that go, lol
Dan having an existential crisis with the happy blue thingy jiggling around on his head @ 6:04 is too good
I didn't even realize, that's great xD
lmao the only thing that was missing was editor Phil zooming on on the little blue face
the magic pill vs making you feel like shit after 8 hours is literally just Molly
My first thought too😂 I never tried it, specifically because I don't want to have the best time ever that can only be repeated with a pill😝
it’s just a drug addiction I really don’t understand why anyone would want to press the button on that one 😭
DAMMIT I commented this too, I can't have one original thought 😂
I have adhd so molly just makes me start cleaning my room & answering my emails 😔
So true
Phil zoning out while Dan goes on an existential rant is so relatable
dan's little snarl at 17:37 literally had me cry laughing
Phil nearly exited this dimension lol
lmfao
Why did I think this was a fan made compilation video of Phil getting on Dan’s nerves when it popped up 😂😂😂
I was hoping it was going to just be a freestyle event in which Phil purposefully tries to get on Dan's nerves.
We've all had too many recommended comp vids and now every new DnPGames video is gonna be confusing af for a minute for us w their titles 🤨
Because they *know*
no but SAME ahahaha
Same XD
We are so back
The fact that ANYONE thinks Phill's ringtone is correct is absolutely batshit insane to me. I cant even imagine why people think it sounds correct
are you for serious there is absolutely no way Dan is right
@@kirabat I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A PRANK EVERYONE IS PULLING BC DAN NAILED IT
@@Laslus_ RIGHT?????? ARE WE TROLLING HERE...
Is this like the yanny/laurel situation? Because to me Phil is definitely right and Dan's sounds like nonsense to me
no literally!! dan brought it up and i thought he was gonna say the comments agreed with him but apparently not. bruh dan's sounded so on point, i can't believe this is even a debate 😭😭
dan being feral about dips is my favorite thing to ever happen
Every time I hear Dan laugh I just think that Trixie Mattel has entered the room
::bird noises::
Both are gay and cynical.
he snorted
the emo one so terrify
@@lucy-lx7wghelp this reply is so good
This is genuinely my favourite dan and phil era
All the chaos, all the gay, none of the anxiety.
they’ve found themselves :,)
ok but what dan left out in that iphone ringtone tweet is that neither of them were correct individually but putting their tunes TOGETHER they pretty much got it 100% right lol
The blob being on Dans head the whole time he's talking about existence, incredible
"You want to live forever?? I'm bored _now_ " is the most relatable thing ever
You've captured the essence behind "You want to live forever?? I'm bored _now_ " through text so well, and the merch potential? BONKERS.
edward cullen, probably
My favorite is when I think to myself "I wanna watch Dan and Phil. Maybe I'll binge the sims until they upload." Then I looked and they uploaded 30 mins ago
This always happens to me! I just thought earlier how I’d love a new video and then there it was! Love it, really brightens my day every time
So all of us are binging the sims rn huh? 😅
Watch this, then binge the sims till the next upload😂
SAME
The teleportation question is literally the plot of a book called The Punch Escrow, Every time you teleport you’re cloned and the original is “cleared” but there’s an error that causes the protagonist to survive at the same time as his clone.
“i want to be distinctly mid!” phil… it’s far too late to achieve that you are already too many peoples’ hero.
damn, that was the cutest comment ToT
it always comes back to cloning (and clone fucking) with dan and phil
I'm starting to feel like the old exasperated uncle with every new title I read from you two
Buggy
@@01rc maybe...
Not sure I really get it! I thought "pushing my buttons" was a common phrase but I guess it's not?
@@nomoretwitterhandles It is, but there's also another version where the meaning is a bit dirty
I would love to see a fan made answers version, we send in button questions and let chaos ensue 😆
"i'm sorry i don't have a polyphonic voice that does chords" is such an underrated moment honestly
6:20 the squishy just nodding to everything Dan is saying is so wholesome and hilarious at the same time!!! Also 6:50 LOL
bless you for the time stamps
Phil: "I think it'd be weird to be around someone who's in a permanent state of pleasure."
Dan: "like 'hey Phil, how you doing tod-' yAHHHHHHOhhhhhHhhsHhFJKJyAHHHHH"
Phil: "STOP IT."
Dan: "AHHHHHHOHHhHh...anyway, I would"
AHHHDHDHDHSHG WHAT THE FUCK DAN
That was hilarious
I now desperately need to know more about Phil’s Baldur’s Gate playthrough. What class is he playing?? Who is he keeping in his party??? These are the most important questions I’ve ever asked
Same!!!
who is he romancing!!!
I NEED THEM TO START A JOINT PLAY THROUGH RIGHT NOW
@@nerdygal6133the multiplayer chaos, I need it
Dan’s reaction to no dips is everything. If there was a monthly box subscription to various world wide dips, he’d be the first to sign up
The functional-enough adult I am appreciates that you two have your own lives and deserve a break especially after gamingmas, yet the obsessed teenager inside me has been experiencing separation anxiety all month 😭 help
With great daddy issues, comes great abandonment issues
Did not think there would be a Dan trying to bite Phil jumpscare, yet here we are
Where
@@sweetgirl070707 17:35 ish
@@sweetgirl070707last button
Dan and phil’s conversation about living forever is literally me and my boyfriend all the time, he’s like “i’d totally wanna be immortal” and i’m like “but why, life is not that fantastic”
Absolutely losing my shit at Dan reenacting Phil experiencing constant pleasure
'Life is just passing time til you can have dips again' is actually the truest thing dan has ever said
6:48 Already looking forward to watching Dan and Phil and Phil and Phil and Phil and Phil and Phil and Phil (...) on HeavenTube 😭
What about the corpses? Everytime you teleport you die and are cloned leaving behind a trail of your own corpses
The strangest murder mystery the world has ever seen
The way Dan spit at Phil like a feral cat had me dying 17:38
‘a magic pill that makes you happy then awful when you don’t take it anymore’ just say my serotonin meds besties
waiting for Dan to like this comment
FR
LOL
admiring phil's tenacity of holding the little blue guy all video
good to know dan's emotional response to the doritos question is still the same from when they got essentially the same question pre-hiatus
13:33 i feel like everyone is gaslighting both me dan about the ringtone, that's literally the way I've always heard it I would have never even fathomed that it could be a debate lmao
The way they say ‘dilemma’ is just so intriguing
God now you got me thinking how I say it now
how else would one pronounce it 😭
@@Ev.watts29 dilemma
how do you say dilemma
Not @me sat here saying "die-lem-uh" 5 times in a row to figure out how I pronounce it 🤣
This video title could be applied to literally every danandphil games video
Dan is such a Gemini lmao he really whipped out “polyphonic voice”
Dan is giving big Only Murders in the Building Martin Short energy when talking about those dips lol
i have always been on dan's side in the ringtone debate idc our minds are simply more advanced
They were both right though
@@jasmint3207 fair but thats the way i always heard the iphone ringtone so i immediately thought he was right lmao its like a yanny and laurel thing
I was always on Dan's side too 🤣
i have perfect pitch and dan is absolutely the closest. he wins. i never realised how sonically challenged most people are til i saw the amount of people saying phil was right
Dan is 100% right!!!
Started watching DnP when i was 18.
I have recently turned 30.
I am so here for the DnP reneissance.❤ Nothing makes me smile like that. It's like visiting old friends and knowing that for the next 20 minutes all is good in the world.
So nice to see others who started watching when they were 18 and are now late 20s or early 30s, I did too! 💜 Obviously not that there's anything wrong with other ages, but it does make me feel a little old to see people be like "omg I started watching D&P as a literal child" sometimes 😅, so it's nice to see others my age when it happens!! 💜
@@hhcoolmv1 I like being the older fan 😁 so many times it made me feel like I could relate more to what they were going through at the time(moving out, college, changing flats, figuring yourself out) and it created a safe space for me. Knowing that I am not alone in similar struggles made me feel like having friends, just half a world away 😁 I don't think I would feel like that if I started watching them at 10 or 12 😁 ive never been part of the crazy fanfic writing fandom, i do own all the books and have seen interactive introverts on Tour tho (I even own the DnP plushies)^^
I'm an elder fan too, I've been here since I was about 13 or 14, now I'm 26
I just turned 30 too!
I turn 30 later this year and was first watching them when I was around 15-16y/o 🙃 I dropped off when I went to uni and only recently came back, there is so much catching up to do and I'm actually thrilled about it!
Today is my girlfriend's birthday and she's one of your biggest fans. She was SO thrilled to see you two post on her special day. Thanks for all the laughs and smiles you give us both. 🖤💜
im gonna say it, dans obvs right about the ring tone. like come on people, is it some inside joke that im missing? HES RIGHT
13:55 - everyone's always off about the ringtone, but dan's had more notes that were accurate as the video clearly shows
I’m so here for my Dan and Phil fan renaissance
Dan screaming about how important dips are to the world as I’m eating fries dipped in CFA sauce
You can't imagine how happy it made me to hear that Phil's playing bg3!!! would absolutely love to see it on the gaming channel, either as a one-off thing, several episodes, or even a full playthrough (heck yeah i'd watch 200+ hours)
also think you'd love getting into d&d as players if you can find a dm that goes with your and your friends' vibe
Knowing that Dan owns the same shirt as me is strange and reassures me that I have impeccable taste. It says "End my pain, I want to die"
10:48 So what you're saying is you'd pull the same trick as Aziraphale and Crowley, nice!
Dan is right about the ringtone, if anyone I know thinks that Phil is right I will have to reconsider our entire relationship
u are so right for that
11:25 phil spacing out while dan gets existential about a web game is so me
I'm only at 2:04 and I'm cracking up over the fact that Dan had to remind Phil that they're gay
I questioned my gender years ago because i wanted to be like dan. Now im having another one because i want to be like dan. History repeating itself.
Trfmirl
But Dan didn't change his gender, so how are you having another one (since you already had one) if his gender stayed the same?
@nervous-wreck I think this person is probably referring to the complexities of gender presentation and feelings, not like boy/girl
These guys were definitely part of me realizing I'm trans
dan has been causing gender crises for me since I was 12 years old man
Phil saying he could go to heaven was so cute 🥺
me leaving the dinner table to watch the new dan and phil video like I'm 14 again and not a fully grown 20 year old with a job and a quarter of a degree
Take a shot every time Phil says "Here's the thing"
i was having the worst day today and needed some comfort so bad, thank you 😭🥰
Honestly, same
ayy bad day gang
I hope everyone’s bad days get better, I’m sending good vibes y’all’s ways, a warm blanket, and a cup of tea (if that’s your thing) :)
@@starrynightsky7426thank you so much!! right back atcha 💕
I hope you can take some time for yourself and relax a bit! Sending all the love to bad day crew!!❤
It’s amazing to see how feral Dan went for the dips question
Phils hair gets more red every time I see him
No better way to start a Dan and Phil Games video then talking about getting topped by akinator
“also, heaven? funny.” HELP
"You want to live forever? I'm bored now!"
Dan is Dream of the Endless and Phil is Hob Gadling confirmed
8:07 that’s standard drug addiction. To hell with magic, you feel great then you crash then you get desperate and drain your wallet just to feel great and crash and the cycle continues until you’re just numb and going through the motions
Ok Dan referring to them as dip and pip at the end had me shook bc that’s literally the only thing I ever call them 😳
I 🩷 my para-social besties 💕
as a Lucy, i'm taking the first one quite personally
"We haven't pressed the button yet, we're happy with what we've got" 💀😭 I'm in ruins 💀💀💖💖
fun fact !! one of the biggest reasons (other than just not rlly having the technology yet) we don't have teleports like sci-fi is because that's how they would actually have to work !! 5:54 the machine u step in would disintegrate you, then they would just be cloned on the other side
so not even rlly a hypothetical, if u wanted to teleport like that, then u gotta be disintegrated,,,
more likely that we'll master worm holes b4 ever getting the technology to teleport like in sci-fi :3 super cool stuff
12:02 me, thinking: but I'd WANT Gordon Ramsey to swear at me😞
Phil: I'd WANT him to swear at me.
Me: WOT
I'm halfway through and SOMEHOW, after 14 years of watching, yall still manage to baffle me at times 😂
edit: suck at math
a dan and phil games video with a hot cup of tea on a rainy wednesday evening is one of the best feelings i can’t explain
Phil’s “I’m a good winner! 🥺” was unbelievably precious
A PIG CAN WHAT phil i didn’t need to hear that at 10pm at night 😭
The fact that they are blessing us with so much content is everything.
There were some genuinely fascinating discussions in this video actually in between all the like…usual silliness lol
HOW could anyone think Dan's rendition of the iphone ringtone was wrong? Dan, I'm so sorry they disrespected you king, you were right.