Dan and Phil try PUMPKIN CARVING!
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- Опубликовано: 30 окт 2018
- We try to carve pumpkins of our own faces and survive the video with all of our limbs intact!
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Or HAPPY DAY if you are watching this in July
"He is beauty, he is grace"
"He has the better version of my face"
*died*
👋👋👋👋🙏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Stabbing things is fun!”
“For legal reasons, that’s a joke”
ραllιƨ is stressed 😂😂 ayyyy
For serious indian mafia please don't -
i'll leave
@Tomboy Crazy another cultured person
Im sorry bout the memes
@@kriaallison congratulationsss
Dan :"I'm not getting too emotionally attached to mine"
Also Dan :"I'm really bonding with it already "
Who else is watching in October 2020 please tell me im not the only one?
It's an annual tradition
I'm seeing them on my recommended and I keep getting heart attacks thinking that they've posted again ..but nope😣
*waves* Hello, fellow 2020 people-
Yeppp😭😭😭
I am!
"That's because pumpkin spice is just _cinnamon and lies_ Phil."
Ffs Dan I can't with you 😂
Omg I'm trying to find this again and I can't find it what's the timestamp
*DANS SNORT AT **8:15** IM SCREAMING*
THAT'S THE CUTEST THING OH MY GOD
Aww
i replayed it several times
*UWU INTENSIFIES*
charlotte cactussssss
If Phil doesn’t make Halloween baking this year I swear tg I will... respect his decision and understand that he’s a human being, but I’ll be sad
yeah ❤️
Same :>
Heheh
Well I'm not sure about baking, but he did answer one of the most important questions of the age. "Does pumpkin spice go with everything?"
I hope he does a baking video this year
Whose back for Halloween 2019? Mourning spooky week
I love your profile pic! The best team! Although we didn't do too good this season... 😐
Kiana wait spooky week isn’t happening anymore?!😱 why? That was my favorite part of dan and Phil.😭
f
F
F
"I wonder how many babies we have in us now"
-Phil Lester 2018
Lol
NOT CALLING PHILLY THIS BUT DAMN THAT SOUNDED SLUTTY😂
@@ghxstely wow
dont cry, carve
S T A B B I N G T H I N G S A R E F U N
Pretty Odd is a Bop YOU ARE RIGHT, PRETTY ODD IS A FREAKING 🅱️OP
a m y I couldn’t get into it tbhhh
Pretty Odd is a Bop hey moon, please forget to fall down
SHARP AND MESSY
Phil: what do you have
Dan: *A KNIFE*
Phil: *n o*
“Calm down there bub” - dan. WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
ccassyyy X RIGHT I HAD IT BEFORE BUT PLEASE GIVE ME THE TIME XOXO
medisnotonfire THERE YOU GO XOX 18:45
ccassyyy X legit why has no one noticed this
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
There so freaking cute idc if they’re just friends or not THATS SO ADORABLE
Dan created a Trumpkin.
0:14 im crying look at dans hand
why was that the funniest part of this video
god fucking damnit i can’t be loud everyone is asleep
Either I'm tired or that's the funniest thing ever
@amazing existential danosaur I see you everywhere.
@@vishakhadwivedi6653 good
"We are not those Instagram people"
"The chances are if your watching this your not either"
😤😔 the truth hurts
*No one:*
*Pumpkin-pregnant Dan: ma baybee*
"This pumpkin is my self esteem. Empty." - this is so relatable!
jass ann yassss queen
"I was a sexy emo"
mate, you still are
Bloody hell 😂
(1) You are right, so right
(2) I love your name. P!ATD is great!
Honestly tho
Phil: "What's a sexy emo?"
Me: Y O U. A N D. D A N! 😊
Pretty Odd is a Bop fuckkk it’s true
Pretty Odd is a Bop okay kill me with the profile pic why don’t ya
I like how he murdered Denise 25 years ago yet she has a child who sounds about 5
Lmao! Didn't notice that. 😆
The man absorbed Denise’s eggs and had a child asexually
@@saddog6456 science 🤠
@@saddog6456 what the fuck?
new math
I like how every time Phil makes an inappropriate “joke” it’s a huge deal with a sound effect, but when Dan is inappropriate it’s
@Emily Hume you really scared the shit out of me with this joke dude
@Emily Hume
Timmy
@@aura8808 oh shi-
"This pumpkin is my self esteem... EMPTY"
Same
Mood
Retweet
YEET
My science teacher said if it has seeds in it it is a fruit lol that's funny
"That's because pumpkin spice is just cinnamon and lies"
i thought he said lice😭😭😭😭😭
So it’s now October 1st 2019 and I feel obligated to watch this now
It is now October 1st 2020
@@meelliottw its been 2 years 😔
It’s gonna be Halloween 2020. U watching it again?
A year later, and my life is falling apart and their content is the last thing keeping me sane 😭
Poison Wilde same 😔
Who's here to cry because it's almost been 2 years 🤪
It's now 2 years 😭😭😭
Oh noes 😔😔😔
(violent crying)
I come back and watch this every year
The scariest thing about this video was the sheer volume of quotable phrases...
„One thick p“ ~ Phil Lester, 2018
"I'm close dan"... "you're close too" ~ Phil 2018
I agree
Can't have a dan and phil video without some questionable things said
Jungwoo Snoopy that is the truest thing i've ever heard
(edit: lol just noticed that you stan nct slsjdkdk you are truly an intellectual my friend)
Dan and Phil making inappropriate noises for 20 mins
+innuendos
Do you mean: all of their videos?
youtube: recommends this to me:
me: *its that time of the year again*
Everything is Phil's child. Someone needs to draw a family portrait. Phil, Dil, Steve, Norman, Simon, the pumpkin, and all the others. Please.
Dan: testicles
Phil: *looking around nervously* what about them?
;3
5:47
he needs that monetization
Shook
‘D-dan? The camera is on...’
*wow I can’t believe Phil invented drag*
fun fact: pumpkins are technically considered berries
i'll see myself out
w o t
I cannot believe I finally found someone else who accepts this as fact. Thank you
@@Youdontneedtoknowwhy HOW PLS EXPLAIJ
@@imliterallyjesse "Berry" by definition according to Encyclopaedia Britannica: "Berry, in botany, a simple fleshy fruit that usually has many seeds, such as the banana, grape, and tomato. As a simple fruit, a berry is derived from a single ovary of an individual flower. The middle and inner layers of the fruit wall often are not distinct from each other."
@@Youdontneedtoknowwhy NO WAY OMG MY BRAIN IS FRIED
I like how Dan dropped everything to listen to Phils story at 11:47 - very attentive.
" That's because pumpkin spice is just cinnamon and lies, Phil."
-Dan, Halloween 2018
cinnamon and lies will be the name of my band if I ever start one
that quote is now gonna be on my ig bio 😂
"we will never be those instagram people, phil. and chances are if ur watching this u aint either"
wow thanks for calling me out like that dan
honestly though i felt attacked
I mean it hurts but it's true. My Instagram is a disgrace. 👍
mel I read that as dan said it but like same
I KNOW RIGHT
Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by Dan Howell
"Daddy? Could you help me with my pumpkin?"
"YeS! tHiS iS tHe BoDy Of DeNiSe ThAt I mUrDeReD 55 yEaRs AgO- She was your real Mother"
It’s 25-
@@samhitha5365 lol
Dan: “I went as a sexy emo..”
Me: Dan, you’re always a sexy emo.
I can’t believe dan has been in his costume for 11 years
This is the blessed comment of the season
That was like crappy sand paper, smooth
this comment needs more attention
sᴀᴍᴇ
He was p r e p a r e d
*Dan and Phil making sex references for 20 minutes straight*
Straight?
Alan Endicott 😏
They need some sex in their lives
pov: youre here a year later, rewatching, to cope with your emotional trauma
yeah
I’m watching videos for nostalgia (not just Dan and Phil, but mostly them) and I’m crying for every one. I want to go back! 😣
Phil - “ but that’s the first edge of my quiff”
Me - “ so it’s a quedge”
*hysterical laughing and disappointed noises*
"He's beauty
He's grace
*_He has a better version of my face"_*
Can we get that shit on my gravestone
*Thanks*
Olivia Rose same
I ruined the 666 no crafting here
To be fair if someone said that you probably would 😂😂
phil's face after looked slightly offended
honestly me too bro
I'm sorry everyone is dying at the innuendos and I'm crying in laughter over Dan dropping thr camera in the pumpkin
*hi...how ya doin..?*
I couldn’t get over
“yOU MAd LaD”
I pretty much just died laughing at 13:57 I don't know why
SAME SJDNSJSJSK
unrelated, i was the thousandth like and I feel legendary
Phil: Why doesn't it smell like pumpkin spice?
Dan: Because pumpkin spice is made out of cinnamon and LIES Phil
Me after buying pumpkin spice Pop Tarts
"We are not those Instagram people"
"The chances are if your watching this your not either"
😤😔 the truth hurts
Rewatching this bc Halloween is coming up in a few days and I have to say
this is some real life foreshadowing for Phil's new haircut. That is LITERALLY his new hair from this year carved into that pumpkin FOUR YEARS AGO.
LITERALLY WHAT I FIRST THOUGHT
Can someone make a “Dan and Phil make inappropriate joke for 10mins straight” thank you for ur service
Taylor Hayes *just plays this video*
Taylor Hayes i mean you’re already watching a 20 minute one
"Phils going in raw people"
Taylor Hayes there’s actually nothing straight about it 😂
@@rubyink7314 Thank you for this comment
dan and phil fingering pumpkins for 20 minutes straight
13:58 The feral energy of this is astounding
Phil: “Stabbing things is fun”
Dan: for legal reasons “that’s a joke”
4:35
“omg it’s so wet”
“phil’s going in raw people”
“Gimme ur iPhone *or ill scoop ya* “ - Daniel James Howell 2k18
Needs to be on a tshirt
My future yearbook quote
*jAmEs h0wArD* ok I’ll go lmao
who’s back here in october 2020 for some nostalgia cause we miss dan?
16:06 at this angle Phil’s pumpkin looks like a screaming baby 😜
Alternate Title: Dan and Phil Make Innuendos while Carving Pumpkins for 20 Minutes Straight
Alternate Title: Dan and Phil Somehow Make Pumpkin Carving 18+
20 minutes "Straight"
EriiaTheNeko this is funnier now
This is literally just DanAndPhilCRAFTS but with more innuendos in high quality
Quipplecake
And less Satan
"calm down there bub" 18:47
its adorable i cant
Between Dan sniffing candy, Phil talking about dead bodies and all the moans I think this is the most chaotic Dan and Phil video (danandphilcrafts don't count)
“calm down there bub” is the cutest thing said in this video
Juice 🍉 I thought I was the only one who noticed!
Audrey Doyle Me too!
when was ittt
i cried
Audrey Doyle thank youu
"I'm getting close, Dan"
"How many babies are in us right now"
"Stickier than I remember"
"It's so wet"
"Phil's going in raw"
"I dare you." "To lick it?"
"It slapped your chin"
"It's time to get deep"
"This was not the satisfying finger sensation I wanted"
"Nose first"
"Hard p"
Just close your eyes and believe
"Stabbing things is fun!"
"it's time to get deep" &
"This was not the satisfying fingersensation i wanted"
I would like this but it has 420 likes and....
Kyra Brown that's a fanfic all in itself
"I'm getting close, Dan"
anyone else here in September 2020 trying to remember the good times?
No one:
Phil: I like to think I look a bit like a pumpkin anyway.
but if you think about it.... he kinda does
*Dan and Phil being sexually inappropriate for 20 minutes straight*
*how did I fukin know someone was going to point out straight*
Shut up 🤐
That time when you haven't even watched the video but you still like this comment because it's true about every one of their vids
forget the post baking universe, it's all about the post pumpkin carving universe now with all these innuendos
@@annabel7896 its the phandom mate
Danandphilcrafts is Quaking
And left the chat
Shaking in her grave
RIP
crying from hell
@@garb8933 totally should have said "crafting" in hell
4:24 “thats the last time were touching knives today” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:57
"But we could've been those Instagram c o u p l e s"
the demon phannie in me is awakening
*Dan and Phil confirming that their branding is actually just kinks and innuendos*
My last two brain cells during an exam
Baby Swift stop with your unfunny and stale jokes
Ruby yy what you on about that is a spicy and funny joke you just need a sense of humour
TRUEEEE
Caitlyn Kinsella that is not funny it is unoriginal edit:just like Dan and Phil
Ruby yy it doesn’t have to be original to be funny
18:48
im literally about to start crying thats feaking adorable
Yep, you guessed it... It`s that time of year again.
- October, 2021.
I was not expecting Dan and Phil to bring up testicles while carving pumpkins
You should have been, though
K. M. Scythe that’s true tbf
He is beauty
He is grace
He has a better version of my face ...
Best quote in my opinion.
I thought he was going to say:
He is beauty
He is grace
He is Dan's face
The best joke ever made
Dan- give me your iPhone or I'll scoop ya
(I love you videos guys keep going)
it’s been a year and a half and 3:31 still bothers me so much.
HOW can a mother of a little kid be dead 25 years prior??? DAN WHERE DID YOUR NEURONS END
Dans little ‘ hi how you doin’ LITERALLY HAS ME SCREECHING HOW COULD THIS GROWN ASS MAN BE SO ACUTE
'Acute', I see what you did there
I know
Hi howl you doing
I replayed it so many timessss
r I GH T?!
“ we will never be those instagram people, phil. and *chances are if you’re watching this, you ain’t either* ”
hurt.
He called me out. I wasnt ready
yOOOO HAHA i felt personally attacked lmfao
_why is it true tho_
the truth hurts
Had to pause the video for a moment to let that sink in. Ouch.
I forgot about that beginning and wow that was serotonin
This is a comfort video
They’ve given up on baking. Oh no Gordon Ramsey really did get to them...
What are you
An idiot sandwich🍔
You fucking doughnut 🍩 of course you don’t microwave a fucking salad 🥗 😂😂😂
@@lupe937 my favorite insult of his.
Gordon Ramsey? What does he have to do with this?
”Give me your iPhone!”
*”OR I’LL SCOOP YA”*
Dil Howlter *_OH GOD NO_*
*scoops you*
Dil Howlter best quote ever😂😂😂
The scooping room 😱
I just imagined what dan would reply...
YESS SCOOP ME DADD-
who’s here after phil’s pumpkin spice video?
**cue the 5th dan and phil marathon of the year**
Dan’s looks like Donald Trump and Phil’s looks like Voldemort
lime fruit winder « I’d bang Voldemort »- Dan
Yeah but Phil gave his a nose so it can't be....
@@Anime-mi9xo
DanxPumpkin fanfictions incoming
I would bang Voldemort...
Erin Sutton. It kinda just looks like slits but i agree
"Daddy, can you help me with the pumpkin?"
"Yes, this is the body of Denise, I murdered her 25 years ago, she was your real mother."
So, that child is...at least 25?
i was thinking about it too
DG A, thank you, that makes me feel less like an obnoxious nitpicker.
Hahaha
i’m so glad someone else picked up on this
It literally screamed because my name is Denise 😂👏
Only Dan and Phil would put scented candles in a pumpkin 😂
Here mourning spooky week in 2020
Same rip spooky week 🥺
I totally forgot Dan sold an axe to a young child
Same tbh
big mood
“These pumpkins are my self esteem. Empty.” Same Dan, same.
Well they're filled with air and a few seeds
It is 3 am in June 2022 and I'm binging dan and Phil. I have no regrets
"calm down there, bub" - dan howell 2018
*"Thats the last time we're touching knives today"* 😂😂
*today*
I spilled my tea when they said that
“Umm calm down there bub” - Daniel Howell 2018
Oml I thought I was the only one who picked up on it
time stamp?
steph 18:48
Army ayy
*sobs*
18:48 “bub” OH MY GOD HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ANYTHING MORE WHOLESOME-
no joke, this is my comfort video
Dan wearing those candy necklaces is my new aesthetic.
Same
i recover from a sexual innuendo, just to be hit with another one
"I was a sexy emo" so..... when are you gonna take off the costume?
18:48 DAN CALLED PHIL BUB HOW ADORABLEEEEE
HOW HAVE I NEVER REALIZED THAT
I NEVER NOTICED TILL THEN
Half the video was Phil making inappropriate jokes and I’m living for that 😂😂😂
Phil: "so wet"
Dan: "Oh my god your actually just going in... Phils going in raw people!"
SO MANY INUENDOS IM CRYING!
Lol in the beginning Phil said "I'm getting close Dan"
Im seven minutes in and my mind has gone wild. Whyyyy
INuendos
I'm so mad this showed up in my feed in 2023 I was so hyped
HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2021!
Happy Halloween 🎃!