JURASSIC PUTT! - Dan and Phil Play: Golf With Friends #6
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
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We enter the prehistoric age for some ancient golf action!
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DAN
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PHIL
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Imagine phil just talking to someone and he just scratches his head and green turf just falls out.
this actually happened!
DanAndPhilGAMES omg I would laugh so hard
DanAndPhilGAMES IMM SORRY WHOMST?? EXPLAIN
It actually happened? good lord, of course it did. you two are weird.
DanAndPhilGAMES 😂
"Actual air just touched my face Phil."
well we can't have that happen can we lmao
well we can’t have dan breathing now can we
The worlds gonna end omllll
*gets a silk cloth and gives it to Phil* *whispers* Have fun with Dan tonight, Philly~
YOU GET HEARTED TWICE?? WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS??
HOW THE HOLE DO YOU ALWAYS GET HEARTED UUUUUUUGGHHH
MY SKIN IS CLEAR, MY CROPS ARE THRIVING, MY GRADES ARE UP, AND MY FLAGS ARE *E R E C T*
Molly Elizabeth ＮＯ .
*Y E S*
Molly Elizabeth S T O P B U T A L S O C O N T I N U E
omgosh
*QUEEN*
2013 Dan: "You will not need trigonometry at any point in your life"
2018 Dan: "KING OF GEOMETRY! DAN THE MASTER OF GEOMETRY"
Zoe Gurman don’t forget the enthusiastic mouth explosion noises 💥
DoN't SpEaK tOo SoOn
NO SIR FOR I HAVE THE POWER OF TRIANGLES
let me nerd for a second: trigonometry has very little to do with geometry
ok my 3 years in math school are now justified let's move on
@@ekaterinavinogradova6962 you're very smart and everyone is very proud of you ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Phil: I wanna go between his legs. Yes. Yes! Into the crotch! Oh my god oh mygodohmygod. I don't know what's happening but I love it.
This is a direct quote
Jack Is Life dude
Jack Is Life there are babys watching
Derpy Derpstein i hope you're kidding lmao
when you get your first erection XD
Well um okay
Dan's message: "If you fail once just try the same thing but not as hard." I'll be sure to *putt* that one in the record books of *course*
*...damn*
I admire you
I am going to bash my head with a *club*
amen
Hahahahahaha
we already knew dan was the geometry master. after all, he once said “ *no good sir, for i have the power of triangles* “
Jessica Ohhhhhh reference😂
*pew pew pew*
Sound effects are necessary.
I actually think about this quote a lot XDD
Old skool dan is a mood
How did we not see this before?
He’s obviously in the Illuminati.
Dan admitting that he is the queen of the universe and Phil saying same, was the best thing ever
Kimbothefox YEET yes.
"zon, zin, zoom zoom, fuck!"
~Dan 2k18
10:36
D:“She isn’t a violent person”
P: “She is if you win at golf”
D *imitating Phil’s mom* “Don’t talk to me or my son ever again”
Cami S. I
People are liking this I just quoted DnP
oops I left that comment by accident
That’s such a mood thou
"Are you creaming on my cake?" - Dan Howell, 2018
Plot to the cake fic
Anna Mark The Cake Fic would be about a birthday cake where instead of milk the ingredient was-
*s o m e t h i n g e l s e*
socialcasualty God bless
Yearbook worthy
socialcasualty that's what she said
where the effing donkey nuts is the fricken hole-erino
-daniel howell 2018
"I am queen of the universe" *-Dan Howell 2018*
and we stan that!!!
Yessss👏👏👑
Phil literally came back from a 14 point loss, Danny boi what are you doing
“Hole 11 I’m in heaven!” “Yeeee”
*One second later*
“NUUUUUUU”
RosesAreRed I read that without context and my mind went to bad places 😂😂
They swing
They smacc
But most importantly
_Golf is bacc_
yesssssss
YEEA
*WE 👏🏻 NEED 👏🏻 DAN'S👏🏻 "OH DEAR" 👏🏻 COMPILATION 👏🏻 NOW 👏🏻 THANK 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻*
*Dolphin Noises*
I say “oh dear” a lot- um. Just another reason why Dan is literally my inner soul or whatever.
My favourite is his happy, sarcastic "oH, dEaR!!!!!"
That was the best 22 minutes in my day.
Same
Little Riley correction best 22.28 minutes.
@@nadiasnyman4970 actually it's about 22.47 (rounded up) because a second are 1/60 of a minute
sorry😂
@@nadiasnyman4970 but if you meant 22:28 I'm sorry
Little Riley, Agreed XD
just the fact that dan said he's queen of the universe is going to keep me smiling all week
finn pendragon same.
Wait, didn't Phil say that he was the king of the universe in PINOF 7
dear god I hope so...
Did Danny boy have a little too much caffeine today? Yes, yes he did.
I love how, for multiple videos, Phil keeps mixing "yeet" and "yes" together and says "yeast" all the time.
Or Geese...GEESE!
Five years ago, if someone told me in five years I’d be excited that two nerds posted a video playing a glitchy golf game, I would’ve laughed in their face.
This is getting out of hand boys..
Thought I'd take a *swing* at the innuendo tally and this video contained 124 innuendos ma dudes. That's approximately one innuendo every ten seconds. These golf videos are getting out of hand...
that's amazing, I'm dead, I live for the innuendos they make
Why doesn't this have more likes?
R2D2 From StarTrek it’s a pretty sure comment.
YOU WERE HEARTED TWICE MY GOD
I’m not even surprised wow
My new asthetic is Dan going insane and singing when he gets competitive
Ester May YoU LeT yOuR yOUnG sELF DowN🎶🎶
did anyone else notice how _lively_ Dan was during this video? maybe it was all the noises, jokes or randomly breaking out into song, but he seemed to be in a really good mood and i'm *_LIVING_* for it!!!
THE BANTS WERE ON POINT IN THIS HOLY SHIT
That’s because he was winning for most of the video.
It’s because he didn’t have to wear the stupid golf hat 😂
I have a feeling he had a lil wine or something before filming 😂😂
That’s exactly what I was thinking. I’m here for silly Dan
Are you creaming on my cake?
- Dan, 2018
Айдын Искаков “are you f-inf ---- my butt”
flag this
'catherine is not a violent person'
'she is when you beat me at golf'
'Don't speak to me or my son ever again!'
EMMAbnormal Yessss haha
Oh yes. I love the series “Innuendos with Friends.”
Brielliant the one about holes and balls and screaming?
Brielliant Isn't that this channel always and forever anyway????????? No complaints. It is in fact my favourite aspect.
Arunima Tiwari trUE
Laura Sg Yes dad
We're hitting sass levels that shouldn't even be possible
they're now ashton Irwin level sassiness
I don't know what Dan is on but I want some lmao
Lorena Casto what the fuck as soon as i thought that i saw this comment
lil dude I'm magic 😂
i dont know what dan is on but i know dan is not on fire
i had to do it
Sometimes it’s just a more extreme level of Dan
Dan, a bajillion years ago: when am I ever going to use the power of triangles?!?
Dan, 2018: king of geometry!!!!1!
blanqui chu precisely
Following the "LadyDoor Remix", the next installment of the thrilling remix saga: "DAN MASTER OF GEOMETRY" (featuring "Math, math, MATHMATHMATHMATHMATHMATHMATHMATHMATHMATHMATHMATH", and "I have the POWER OF TRIANGLES", and Phil's dabbing - because it will always be relevent)
What I got out this video: Every mistake Dan makes is always intentional
"Your kink is missing holes, Phil is very lonely"
CasualElf Phil missed Dan’s hole!
“my ball’s havin’ a great time here” ~ phil lester 2k18
Phil: "oh what the.. ffffffffffffrick.."
Almost Phil. Almost
"Fuck"
I would have died if he said it
You: dAn aND PhIL caN’T keEp a SeRies gOinG
Me an intellectual: then what’s this
* violently points at their Sims series *
i love when dan says oh dear
honestly same
It reminds me of fetus Phil’s “oh dear” from his home videos
damn it I was gonna reference that but I didn't know if anyone else would get it
Dan: air just touched my face!
*Well we can’t have dan breathing can we?*
“katherine is not a violent person”
“shE is whEn yOu bEat me at gOlf”
I was gonna comment this. Great minds think alike.
“Don’t speak to me or my son ever again-“
‘the hole is in sight, and danny is coming in to land’
Dan’s new branding is Master of Geometry
Drop the math!
Maria ikr! He doesnt have the power of triangles now he is THE master of geometry 😂
‘If you fail once, try the same thing but just not as hard’
A life lesson we can all live by 🙏
here you are being inspirational but the likes are 69
Unity Woods ahhh it doesn’t matter as long as someone is inspired lmao 😂💖
Dan: “Are you actually pooing down my shirt?”
Phil: “Yes!”
-Dan and Phil
This is better than a royal wedding
Both are equally amazing, but this video is hilarious 😂
Honestly though 😏
The only Royal wedding I care about is Shrek's
anything is better than the royal wedding
Cameron Backham honestly
“I’m gonna jump over your mum’s wall and ruin her flowers.”
“Are you creaming my cake?”
“My ball’s having a great time.”
“There’s a hole in sight and Danny is coming.”
“Wait, I’m close.”
“Begging, how embarrassing.”
“Alright, time to miss, Dan.”
“Your kink is missing holes.”
“Phil’s very lonely.”
“Hole is the goal.”
You missed 'yes, yes! Into the crotch!'
“I wanna sit on it right now “
the golf fic. coming your way 2019
“I’m gonna see if I can get it in his mouth”
dakota winters "what the hole is wrong with you"
“YES INTO THE CROTCH”
Dan: What the absolute log swing is happening?
Phil: I'm gonna use that in everyday language.
Me: Same Phil, same
dan calling himself the queen of the universe and then phil winning is my aesthetic
I have never been so excited to watch golf...
Dan: oh yeah I'm queen of the universe
Phil: Same
Dan:*competitive mode activated* we'LL sE3 abOut thAt
4:22
"Where the effing donkey nuts is the freaking holerino"
-Dan Howell 2018
some things I say now ends in irno cause of dan. God dannit.
Phil: I'm lovin' it
Dan: *sings McDonald Jingle*
Me: I love both of you so much I can't even
Kira but can you odd?....
I'm leaving..
Sneaky Sneaky Panda Stay, dear. For a proposal of eternal matrimony. I am already in love.
wait, you’re the lilsimsie comment section legend
moresimming I feel so honoured that I'm getting recognized
For a sec I thought you wrote that Phil said the last line and I'm pretty sure I had a stroke
“The hole is in sight and Danny is coming” sounds about right
Idek where I am anymore honestly, this video has taken me to a new dimension
I'm so dirty minded smh XD
can we just APPRECIATE HOW PHIL TURNED IT AROUND AT THE LAST MOMENT HOLY-
Isn't the "power of geometry" what Dan (IsNotOnFire - obviously not this guy) once referred to as "the power of triangles"?
An19941 I think you'll find that's actually the power of trigonometry
**x-files theme plays distantly while dan sings "dAn mAStEr oF geOMeTrYYY" in slow motion**
remember when dan said there would be no more screaming on this channel....
Emily P Sorry, can't hear you over the choking seagul (Dan)
When he said that I smiled and said ‘Sure Dan, Sure.’ 😂
Ahem“My resolution for 2018 is not to sCreaM"
Rip
I think about that every time I watch one of their videos 😂
i swear Dan's sound effects are the highlight of my life
"Your kink is missing holes. Phil is very lonely."
"Are you actually pooing down my shirt?"
*numerous screeches*
one of my fav gaming videos by far
Idk why but this is literally THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE SEEN IN YEARS I AM IN ACTUAL TEARS I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING SOMEONE SEND HELP
GG The Giraffé Me
Welcome to the Phandom
D: Visor verses turf
D: We'll know who wins
P: Here we go
**lightly taps hats together**
That part was really funny XD
Ok but can i bring one of these "masters of geometry" into my math exam next week
Vanessa Hansmann Same fellow Vanessa. It is needed
I actually have a geometry final next week and i totally want these two soft boyes to come with (if not to help me with questions then to console me while I struggle)
I CALL DAN
NO I CALL PHIL
WAIT MAYBE DAN
ON SECOND THOUGHT MAYBE PHIL
ACTUALLY DAN
OH F*CK IT I CALL BOTH OF THEM
Dan's bants are something to quote
"if you fail once, just try the same thing, but not as hard."
The turf hat is *magical.*
*"your kink is missing holes."* -dan 2018
“I’ll give you that one, that was delicious” ~Phil Lester 2018
we gonna talk about the fact that when Dan is imitating Phil’s mum, he uses his Toriel voice from Undertale ?
I was about to say lmao
daniel howell
*queen of the universe*
They protecc
They attacc
But most of all
The golf hats are bac- well one is
I can't believe I just heard "m'golf" with my very own ears
i heard Yanny
its literally laurel wtf
Michelle Ta m'e too
Jack would be proud
DanceLikeUmaThurman how can u hear laurel thats just WRONG
“Oh my god I’m going to eat my own face” - Phil 2018
the banter is getting more and more wild
I’m waiting for dans ‘oh dear’ compilation
Sayba Zaara same
omfg same
I WAS THINKING THAT TOO!
Sayba Zaara same
It exists
"Phil's kink is missing holes, he is very lonely."
~ Dan Howell, 2k18
Mettuhhh can I just say that I love the fact that he knows this.
Dear dan, your adorable earing is giving me life. How can you be so aesthetic in a golf cap, a silver ball earing, and an astronaut cat shirt from florida
I CANNOT express how happy i am that phil finally won. Been routing for him since the beginning. Who doesnt love an underdog
Back Pack s p o i l e r s
Back Pack Rooting*
*”what the hole is wrong with you”*
Seri Akiho I know what is the golf wrong with you
What the absolute log swing
“That’s fine because I am shitting the bed”
we all know that phil was resisting every urge to curse in this video
Venetia Moneda he said what the fff-
What the flying fish?
From now on I'm going to start saying, "tip tip, m'golf" at the end of every conversation. ⛳
Dan: "Are you actually pooing down my shirt right now?"
Phil: "Yes"
*wattpad don't you let me down*
Wattpad
P l e a s e let us down we don't need that shit (no pun intended)
Lololol omfg
Oh no
Lmaoo don’t let us down, wattpadddd
*This is why you need to be 50+ to join*
"your kink is missing holes. - Phil is very lonely." 😂😂😂 savage
The back and forth insults are giving me life
Takes one to know one
The "friendly bantz" in this video were on point
I'll call the police, and the army, and my mom!
Jesus Christ we got a murder threat Phil's mom is coming for him
Just as I read this he said that.
*mum
"Tip. Tip. M'golf"
That kid in the corner that likes anime. I read this exactly as he said this!
“Katherine is not a violent person-“
“She is when you beat me at golf.”
Sunatchi : *kathrine
poor kath never deserved to be dragged into this
Sunatchi : my new comeback
you could literally quote every sentence in this video goddamn
riiiiight
my tics: challenge accepted
PHIL HAD TO STOP HIMSELF FRIM SWEARING *FOUR TIMES*
*_FOUR_*
“Oh shhhhhhhhhh-“ ONCE AND “Oh fffffffff-“ THREE TIMES “
“Your Kink Is Missing Holes”
I’m Just Waiting For...
*The Hole Fic*
OH NO
Loser Gamer phil was laying on the AstroTurf....... carry on
Just will be another phanfic to ruin my brain just a little more
That's probably already a thing lol
God NO
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
The caddy lads are back
“Where the fricking donkey nuts is the hole-erino”~Danny boi 2k18
What a mood
this was not a holesome video
Leilani Zhang *slaps knee* ah ha he
lemme hear you say 'way-oh'
I DROPPED EVERYTHING FOR THIS
TheLifeOfNewt SAME
TheLifeOfNewt same
TheLifeOfNewt. same😄
YAS! So did I!
Same
Dan's level of cockiness in these videos is my level of stress during finals
EducatedNation untrue, I know absolutely nothing about geometry and I'll probably also be failing my history final 👌👌👌
game: take a shot every time dan claims that his mess up was “intentional” or “part of the plan”
Id die from alcohol poisoning
or everytime he says “dan, master of geometry”
justpeachylily *dies from alcohol poisoning*
Please don't, you'll probably die from that much alcohol
I don't have that much time nor alcohol.
Don’t let this distract you from the fact Dan blew a 1-10 lead
We've accepted that Dan is a furry but I think we're forgetting that Phil is a scaley.
or a macrophile
you fucking happy anna i wouldn't dought it the amount of times he mentions it
me: **notices Dan and Phil posting on a regular basis** What the absolute log swing is happening?
I’m not saying they should’ve put Dan’s name as Danosaur, but I am totally saying they should’ve put it as danosaur.
"All the lore implications we need MatPat here"~Dan 2018
Grace Talbot ikr lol he’s one of my favorite RUclipsrs
I didn’t notice this but I watch MatPat so often now 😂