Dan and Phil are Dating Boys
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- Опубликовано: 17 окт 2023
- We are back and we’re old and gay - Dan and Phil play Heart♡Throb!
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DAN
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Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound:
A Little Shake - Eric Williams
A Sweet Dream - Victor Lundberg
The Only One For Me - Victor Lundberg
Tiger Tracks - Lexica 
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“I just went out to get some milk” the first sentence Dan chooses to say after almost five years
RUclips asked me to review this comment- I said it was excellent
the milk fic comment later took me out too
I'm so stupid I couldn't figure out what the joke was LMAO
When your dad goes out to get milk and doesn’t come back for 5 years 😂
@@missrileyelaine2296 ngl- i could've done without remembering it, because it opened the floodgates for every other cursed fic
i missed all of phil's weird innuendos and dan immediately screaming at him lmao
Lady Door
@@katherine5019Female Exit
queen's cage
Birth Area
XD
“We were soft launching the gay!”
“I’m gonna hard launch you out that window”
I love and missed y’all
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The bisexual energy on Neil is outrageous.
yeah I'm bisexual and I don't get it and I never have. even joke stereotypes bleed into people's actual perceptions of strangers and it is really damaging for a lot of non-stereotypical minorities. to me the only energy he gives off is "person". because he is a person that I know absolutely nothing about. lmfao
@@nomoretwitterhandlesyoooo chill lmao
ignoring that other person im bisexual and i absolutely agree that he has bi energy
as a bisexual who does synchronized swimming I agree
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"Never studies, but passes every exam" "Gets at least one detention a week"
Neil is neurodivergent
Oh my gosh so real, I relate
neil just like me fr fr. besties.
YOURE SO RIGHT also that man is transgender like look at him that is an autistic trans man
hello homestuckie in the wild
Neil seems artsy and he's neurodivergent? He's legit my type. Meanwhile, goofy, fun class clown Andy is like my long-time guy friend who got married this past weekend.
“we’re back, we’re old, and we’re gay” shit man me too 🎉
I bet most of us are tbh
She said hiiiii (I am bi now)
Let’s GOOOO 😂😂😂
The fact that someone hit on Dan and his response was to take the pickup line literally enough that it annoyed him has never been so relatable
I can feel the cat whiskers materializing back onto my cheeks
being referred to as a “hiatus survivor” got me teared up. we did it.
I'm holding back tears rn
WE FREAKING MADE IT
Well done everyone! We're here, some of us are queer, never fear, Dan and Phil still have our backs apparently
WE MADE IT 🎉🎉🎉
HEY LOOK MA I MADE IT
Within three minutes we’ve got Phil knocking over a drink and accidentally making dirty jokes while Dan sits in utter perplexity, we’re back.
some things never change 😌
As soon as Phil said fuck-land, I was like "OH, WE'RE SO BACK, BOYS!" 😂💀
And Dan threatening to throw Phil out the window. That’s what got me
"accidentally" guys cmon it's been ten years. We can admit he's an adult who knows how to drop an innuendo
All we need now is Dan falling out of his chair again
"that guy hit on you as well"
"that guy did not hit me"
"HE DID!!"
I LOVEEE THEIR BANTERRR
who else is a full ass adult now🧍♀️ someone said its only us lesbians in our 20s here now lol
They’re so right omg old lesbian phannies unite
And trans men that were women during the last video posted
4 years of hiatus and dan is still wearing a striped sweater
THE BEST TIME TO WEAR A STRIPED SWEATEERRRRR IS ALL THE TIIIIIIIME!!
I actually stepped back and looked at the date because I thought I've been want to know the video because of the sweater itself
ONE WITH A COLLAR, TURTLENECK, THAT’S THE KINDDDD
Did we expect anything less? 😂
It's his iconic look 😂
Dan and Phil disappearing for 5 years and then coming back with Heartthrob is peak Dan and Phil behaviour.
not surprised😂
I get a feeling that Dan is also feeling mentally better, he seems genuinely more relaxed and happy :) these years were rough, but we all learned something about ourselves (and probably finally went to therapy lol)
fuck yeah!!!
i’ve just come out of a 5 year coma and this is the first video on my youtube feed! oh boy do i love dan and phil games! i sure hope there are no extreme surprises or life changes that have happened
OH MY GOD
@@julie13789LMAFOOOOOOO
best genre of comments
Don't worry, the Sims series has kept going and we are now on episode 745
Holy shit, welcome back.
this feels like the reward for surviving an actual pandemic
FACTS
DEADASS
So THIS is what we were waiting for! It was worth it.
That's right folks I said it, I am finally past 2020, it is now The End of 2023: The Return of Dan and Phil Games.
A lil Dan and Phil gaming as a treat 🥰
SWEAR
Not even 2 minutes in and Phil has already said "I've graduated to fuck land"
It's good to be back
i didn't know i needed dan imitating ballinger's ukelele apology until now
I finished school, came out as a big les, got gcses, a diploma, an autism diagnosis and started training as a vet nurse while yall were gone 💀 missed you guys!!
I'm a full grown adult. I pay bills and yet here I am legitimately crying over the return of Dan and Phil
I think we all are now
I was 14 when I started watching them I am now a literal adult (18, but still)
Edit I was 13 in 2018, the year I started watching them, where did I get 14 from wtf 😭😭
Been watching them since I was 12 and now I’m 20 paying rent and I have 2 cats 😭 wtf man
i work for the fucking GOVERMENT now, and still im here
@@pandajesus5052 me too omg, started at 13 and now 18 in college, paying bills, driving license and all, I'm so glad to be in this AU :)
It’s nostalgic to see that despite being in hiatus for 4 years their editing skills and style is the EXACT same 😂
Editing tips with Phil
@@roisingrantno you did Not lmao i’m cryingggghhh help 😭😭
EXACTLY the same I feel like I've transported back to 2017
@@grandmabiscuitsdon’t cry, craft !
Yup lmao
Words can’t explain the happiness I feel watching this. 4 years… I’m married now. And I’m a mom. And yet these two still bring me indescribable joy. Welcome back guys. We’ve been waiting 🥹🫶🏼
Same thing for me! Watching this video while my daughter naps in my arms 🥰
@@embenard I love that so much🥺
It feels like a dream, knowing their friendship and relationship has lasted this long. I’m so glad they’re back!
I didn’t realize how much I missed Phil accidentally making innuendos every ten seconds
Except they are no longer accidents. How they have grown
@@Strawberrrbunnny they were never accidents, he has always intentionally made these jokes but we played it off like he was innocent😭😭
"Accidentally"
Do people still think this man in his mid-30s doesn't know what he's saying?? It was never an accident, they're grown now
Dan mocking the apology video is iconic
I SCREAMED 😂
💀💀💀
I BURST OUT LAUGHING
"I'm not a throbber, I'm just a ✨💫 gamer 💅✨"
wait what is that a reference to? what apology video?
i remember watching you guys when i was 13 to 15 and struggling to fully understand english, as it is my second language, but still watching almost every video (with the closed captions on lol). I'm so happy to now be able to watch, at 20 years of age and fully fluent
GIRL SAMEEEE they help me to learn a new language and thanks to that now I have a decent job I'll be forever grateful
Did you guys also develop a slight British accent because of watching them while learning English or was that just me?
Same. I used to watch their videos to understand british accents better lmao
Ooooh me too! 20 and fluent in English! :D What's your first language? mine is Spanish ✨️
literally same! they helped me learn English lol
this probably won't get seen by anyone but seeing how Dan and Phil have grown over the years has been really inspiring to me. I wish to also one day live in a lovely house with someone or someones that I love (romantically or otherwise) and just feel, well, comfortable. Dan and Phil videos get cozier and cozier every year. I really miss the friend I used to watch them with, I hope she's doing well out there.
I bet she is! Maybe you could reconnect?
Dan making a ukelele/Coleen Ballinger joke then immediately revealing he'd date alex in stardew gave me whiplash
he’s so based Alex is the best husband in stardew
@@elizarose5615I’ll always be a Sam boy
@@jdawgmoneyhomiei’m a lesbian, but i’m a sebastian girlie ☺️
Sebastian forever for me. Also now I want them to play SDV.
wait when did he make the joke?
got a bachelor’s degree while y’all were out on hiatus, nice to see you back
AYO CONGRATS!
just realized, me too, time really flies
oh my god
the hiatus started in high school for me and now i’m working on a doctorate! time flies
Same 😅 and part of a masters
And Phil immediately spills a bottle of coke what a perfect return from a 5 year hiatus
even though you guys weren’t out, you are the kind of queer representation little me craved so badly and it’s really heartwarming to know I was right for once❤ I’m so glad you’re back in your able to accept yourself as you are
I love how the biggest development after this hiatus is that Phil can say 'fuck' now
coming out of the closet really unlocked another level of humor and comedy with these two... they're so funny
NO FR I FEEL LIKE THEYRE FUNNIER NOW
Please make merch that says “Old, Gay, and No Fucks Left to Give”. Please.
As a long time fan, who is also older and gayer, I could not be more thrilled to have you guys back! The return of this channel is a fucking gift!
the sound effects, the jokes, the chaos, it’s like peace has been restored and i’m about to cry
I have missed their editing style
the fact they've come back to this channel with the gayest video possible now they're both out is making me feel every single emotion 😭
Didn’t Phil famously ask Dan to come in his lady door?
@@felipevasconcelos6736 ahahhha I had somehow repressed this. thank you for bringing it back to my attention
@@felipevasconcelos6736 So excited for a new generation of "questionable things Phil says without much thought" 😌
“soft launching the gay” PLSSSS I MISSED YOU GUYS SM
The return of Dan and Phil is probably what's going to get me through med school. I needed something post depression
can we talk about dan mocking colleen’s ukulele apology? that took me out
"Not a Throbber, just a..."
YES LMAO
I’m watching this at work and I almost SCREAMED when Dan began to sing
Wait whaaaat 😂 what is the time stamp?
@@sleepybean4205:03
“I’m gay, I’m fine, let’s do it” PHIL STAYED READY
rip neil you would've loved tumblr
they laugh a lot more happily now and i love that
5 years passed but watching this feels like they have never even gone on a hiatus to begin with and i’m here for it
It’s been FIVE YEARS??????
@@Nerdfighter958 yeah, they posted sims episode in 2018 and dipped
@@imelmazing Wow. It doesn't feel that long. Time flies
Dan and Phil coming back and then Phil immediately using his new found swearing power to unintentionally wreak havoc is legit the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
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Oh my fucking god. I haven’t ever really been a fan and Phil watcher but I FOUND THAT GAME IN MY GRANDPARENTS ROTTING HOARDER SHED AND NEVER EXPECTED TO SEE ANYONE ELSE TALKING ABOUT IT EVER, ITS SO INCREDIBLY FUNNY
this is such classic dan and phil energy, its like the hiatus never even existed
and honestly i am So here for it lmao
i’m so glad they’re back, i’m also older and gayer now
As am I.
🎉So am I🎉
same. literally transed my entire gender in the time between uploads. wild to think the last time they uploaded i was a girl and crushing on (and literally writing poetry about) about three other girls. now i’m a whole ass guy and mostly gay lmaooo
oh how the change times and the turn tables lol
Aren’t we all 🎉
oh my goddd saaaame 🎉🎉
"I'm gay, I'm fine, let's record"
Thats all I ever wanted from Dan and Phil
I didn’t stop smiling throughout this whole video. So so happy
Why is the Neil guy just PJ (KickThePJ) 😂
There's something so beautiful about the fact that neither of them have changed but they've grown so much:')
this!!!!!!!
Ikr I love it here
the pure panic in phil’s eyes when dan pulled out the ‘ukulele’ is priceless lmao
i love the subtle mirandasings reference too, her apology video was insincere and def meme worthy
We lost Miranda sings but we got Dan and Phil back yeah absolutely worth it
I didn't watch their videos before but now I won't stop watching them, they deserve the world
Hi guys i just learnt english and got a degree while you were in hiatus i used to use google translator to understand your videos, im so happy now that you're back the nostalgia and comfort of this channel almost made make tear up.
Seeing Dan and Phil in this kind of setup playing the games of old, with this editing and banter... it fills you with determination.
Best comment
when they release the next sims video im going to actually sob idc
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@@ebberson 14:07
man im a whole ass adult now that grew up & literally got married during the hiatus and this still gives me the biggest childlike joy
I am literally a graduate married mother of a toddler, but watching this makes me feel 16 again I LOVE IT
Same
its been so long im not even a girl anymore its like my safe place knew i needed it again
@@CosmicSailor238same!! hiatus transed my gender lmaooo
my heart is healing, and my angsty teenage self who softened at the chaos of these lads is coming back to ease the angst that adulthood has been, WELCOME BAAAAAACK, WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!
I'm watching this as a full-time working member of society post-college graduation and you guys are still making me giddy with joy just as you did when I was a miserable 17 year old high school student. I love you guys so much it almost makes me cry
"I'm not a Throbber. I'm just a gamer!"
My favorite Colleen joke by far
Dan starting this with a “milk” joke is a fantastic way to start the first comeback video
I'm in my 20s now, I'm in my 3rd year of uni, I'm a pilot I watched you guys make Dil when I was back in middle school, I saw you on tour from the worst seats in the building. Glad you got the milk, but don't be afraid to change because I and all of your audience has aswell, here's to a new saga!
rewatching every video since the Return™️ the day after christmas & “glacé cherry-brained bitch” had me CRYING PLEASE
It’s like they never left. It feels so familiar. Their dynamique is as amazing as ever
It's like they never left but now that most of us are adults now, they're allowed to make raunchier jokes and Phil can swear now hahaha
Someone's gotta tell you how horrific that spelling of dynamic is
@@xMissEileeneileenstevensonnew baby girl name idea
@@xMissEileeneileenstevenson I was watching the video right after a late night french class and then realised a few hours later that I totally wrote the word in french and I thought it was so hilarious that I didn't even want to edit it and correct the mistake
@@zalavogric3379 😂😂😂😂😂
Brilliant! That's.... how do they say it..."magnyfic" 😘
I’m sorry but the fact that Dan and Phil still look at each other in the same way 4 years later makes me so happy
they have a special bond and everyone can see it🥹🥹
Bro, they're still in their honeymoon phase (platonic or otherwise) and it's so sweet
@@kazziesdiary I adore them both so much 🥹
@@williamchilds216 I agree, it’s honestly the sweetest to see that they’re still so close
Dan chose to be boyfriends with the class clown and Phil chose the introverted sensitive one. So, basically, they chose each other.🎉🎉🎉
My fiancé of 7 years and the father of my 2 sons under the age of 1 just got 18 months in prison for domestic violence and I’ve never felt more alone in my life. I truly believe god brought me here. My profile picture has been Dan since I started watching many years ago. They were there for me before I had my fiancé in my life and now he’s gone and magically Dan and Phil are back 😭
sending you the best vibes〰️〰️〰️ hope your life just gets better from now on ✨️
Phil saying fuck casually still makes my heart stop for a second lmao
yeah same
I’m more jarred by his mention of the milk fic 😂
Every time!
Dan and Phil games coming back but gay and more explicit is basically what happened to me over this hiatus
😂
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA YO ME TOO
Lmao SAMEEEEE
“Where’d you get your shoes, did you make them?” sounds like a neg that Mystery the Pick-up Artist would suggest
9:05 the fact Phil mentioned the milk fic. Why must he remind us of that
Remembering the milk fic is like remembering The Game, you lose everytime you're reminded of it
@radioactive_baby0706 why must you do this
“Im not a throbber, im just a gamer” has cured my depression
I died when Dan said this 🤣
Also the ukulele playing is gold😂
Dan roasting Colleen in 2023 is something I didn’t know I needed
ahahahhahah
How did he roast her? I never watched her content so idk what’s going on lolz
@trinityfranklin6177 she made an "apology" for being a groomer by singing a song on her ukulele as well as a plethora of other things but most ppl are aware of the ukulele incident
It was so relevant to the joke too 😭😭 omg that killed me 😂
@@pinkstarlett thank you 😊
ngl i've faded from these guys over the past couple years (i've been busy with college and i also hate social media now) but this is the hardest i've laughed in a long time and was just what i needed at this point in my life. just like old times, except now i'm old and gay.
Everything about Sean somehow seems consistent. I can visualize his type so clearly, and I'm annoyed just thinking about interacting with him.
Fine, I guess I'll dedicate my entire existence into watching Dan & Phil again
Literally same 😂
same 😆
we're all having the same experience lmao
Same 👊
The phandom is calling us back
It’s so comforting to know after all these years I still get the same excitement and entertainment from danandphilgames. It’s so healing.
Small videos like these got me through the toughest parts of my life and I'm am really happy that I still find enjoyment even after I have gotten better.
yess me too we're truly back I am slipping right back into my d&p phase and I feel so welcome here
i was just thinking this!
five whole years since i’ve seen their faces and i somehow got every single one of their date options correct
it never leaves you
Wait you know they've posted on their separate channels during the gaming hiatus right?
I could write a whole essay on how I feel about you coming back BUT HOLY SHIT THE INTRO BROUGHT BACK SO MUCH NOSTALGIA !!! I feel like we all took time off to figure out ourselves and grow and now we’re back as mature healthy friends and I’m sooo happy that you guys are happy this is genuinely healing. Thank you
The chemistry is off the charts, the jokes are dirtier than ever, and I smiled the entire time. It's good to be home. ❤
Yes!!! My thoughts exactly!! 🎉
THIS
Absolutely, laughed basically the entire video
i’m so happy they can fully be themselves in these videos now 🥺
right?
Dan and Phil gaymes! 💪😤
This is like the comfort hug I didn’t know I needed but now that I have it I’m desperately clinging whilst sobbing my eyes out for the first time allowing myself to process the last few years 😭
this is my third time watching and i somehow just noticed the shade towards colleen 😭😭😭
We did it, boys. We made it through the hiatus 😭😭😭
we all deserve a veterans discount
“he’s got a pet boa constrictor…”
*”in his pants”*
“we’re talking about kinks, we’re talking about twinks-“
phil coming in with absolute gold
And the milk fic quote💀💀
The world is healing
there was a youtube apocalypse of poor content for a while and its been so long since ive laughed so hard at just genuinely funny personalities. love it
9:10 the amount of lore you have to know to understand this joke 😭😭😭
Phil has been waiting desperately to shed his wholesome skin and be his true self 😂
I read " his True elf" xD
Like a butterfly, majestic.
love going from having a crush on dan as a kid to finding out that we have the same taste in guys
THIS IS THE REALEST COMMENT LMAO
Ahahahahaa so truueee
Omg SAME
😂😂 facts
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Phil making a milk fic reference on DanAndPhilGAMES was not on my 2023 bingo card
"We were soft-launching" I'm gone and lost
congratulations to everyone who survived the hiatus I'm so proud
🫡
Can’t believe how long it’s been but the wait is finally over 😭
it's been so long....
@@vsprout9316 my hope was almost running out, but they're back, finally
@@prageruwu69 too long but at least they're back now
ive gone at least four years without thinking about the milk fic. thanks dan and phil for digging up that repressed memory
I have a feeling that is a can of worms that I have yet to see and don't want to know. 😂
@@jr1hatter Don't speak another word.
i’ve made it my mission to torment all new fandoms i fall into by finding and spreading the obligatory milk fic that exists for that fandom as much as possible. there is now a milk fic in basically every fandom. dnp are trendsetter kings and we love it
crops? watered. childhood? healed. feelings? crafting.
12:16 i chose the wrong moment to take a sip of water lol. love to see you back!
Well didn't realize how much I missed Phil's random sentences and hand gestures and Dan's "What are you on about?" looks. It's good to be back
Phil knocking over a drink while dan narrates what he did....we're back. The world is healing.
this has the exact same energy as they used to and it feels like no time has passed, i'm so happy
I am 100% on board with the direction this channel is going