Dan and Phil are MEAN GIRLS
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- Опубликовано: 22 дек 2023
- We get out the Burn Book and brutally bully each other with no anonymity.
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Edited with Kris Edrosa
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raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimised by dan and phil
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i have
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YOU
dumbest thing phil has ever said- “come in my lady door”
HOW DID THEY NOT THINK OF THIS
That was literally my first thought with that question, yeah.
VIPenisses
The lady door music video made by crunchytoast1 is my jam to this day
female exit
Not something he said but the dumbest thing Phil has ever done was printing the white rectangle 😭
Close second is when he ate glue and then thought he was dying.
ahahhahah YES
OMG which vid was that? can you please share?
@heatherb812 The white rectangle is from the pong Dan vs Phil, but they talk about printing it in the Mario party Dan vs Phil 😭
"It's hard being this pretty" YES, SPEAK YOUR TRUTH PHIL
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“What is Dan’s last words?”
“Goodbye internet. My name was 🫲✨Dan✨🫱”
Okay that’s great
YES THIS IS PERFECT 😂😂
I was thinking 'this was the most fun I've ever had'
"what can I say?"
[ Dan ]
the dumbest thing phil has said: "if I had a house I would just make every window glass"
No because I think about that quote so much more than I ever thought I would
an iconic quote for sure
That was exactly the quote I thought of
Ayy I commented the same thing before I saw yours
OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THIS
"i just need a hiatus" is objectively the most brutual yet incredible thing phil could've possibly said
8:22
I wanted to literally scream it was so good
Honestly incredible he was too good this video
Phil was a Savage!
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Dumbest thing Dan’s ever said-introducing himself as Phil to the Interactive Introverts crew
This will randomly pop into my head and make me laugh out loud randomly to this day.
the symbiosis is strong
Hey! I've done that before too 😭 and it wasn't even someone I was that close to 😂 but I introduced myself with their name
I think about that moment way more often than I ever thought I would.
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Dan: you look lovely
Also Dan one video later: you’re pale, stinky, and unsupportive
Yah this is definitely a 12 year friendship, lol
“Dumbest thing Phil has ever said” my brain immediately went to “right on the Florida” when Phil got asked where he got bitten by a squirrel 😭
"where did it bite you?"
"in florida"
the way i casually mentioned this to my dad today but didnt even remember it while watching the video
i was so sure this would be dan's answer!!
😂😂😂
i thought of "come in my lady door!"
really thought Phil would say that Dan's last words would be "goodbye internet."
😂😂
[brackets close]
That's better than Phil's
"finally"
This one is better lol
Nothing in my life could have prepared me for Phil to say the words "Tony the Tiger hole pics".
LITERALLY 😭
dan: phil is my soulmate
also dan: he is a roadkill possum
Like soul, like soulmate)
“It’s hard being this pretty”
At least he’s self aware.
Dan I’m so sorry but Phil read you for absolute FILTH for the entire video, absolutey ate you up I can’t lie
Like, I was shocked?
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"ninja with daddy issues" absolutely killed that man
I've read this before watching and now I'm going to be completely engaged thank you.
I agree but I reckon dan also gave Phil a few he deserved, especially at the beginning
My favorite Phil-ism to this day is the early sims 4 gem of "if I had a house, I'd make all windows glass"
Dumbest thing Dan has ever said: microwave as an onomatopoeia
MiCroWaVe
this was just 12 straight minutes of phil murdering dan
fr. i was not prepared for Phil to be so brutal omg. 💀💀💀
It's always the innocent-looking ones 😂
12 straight minutes of amazingkill
and i was here for ALL OF IT
@@raet6375”amazingkill”😂
Phil's last words: "I think i ate some glue"
NOOO! NOT THE SUPERGLUE!!! 😭😭😭
This one is too good
this made me burst out laughing omg
THIS
I thought of that for the excuse question. 😂
the dumbest thing Phil has ever said was undoubtedly “I’ve already started a family in that hole”
adhbdcfvnunj when did he say that?
@@milog6880It was in one of the Golf with Friends videos, I don't know which one but it's not any better in context lmao
😂😂😂 I love Phil
Isn’t it in the twilight looking half round 😂
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the way i haven't seen anyone in the comments say the dumbest thing dan has ever said is "can you drive?" "yes but i don't have a chair"
LMAOOOO YES I STILL DON'T GET WHAT HE MEANT
Drunk Dan spouts absolute gibberish and thinks he's being witty
@@pigeondancehe said chair instead of car
When did he say this?
@@emmasvensson1838 during some live!
oh so dan is allowed to use 'breaking the sound barrier' incorrectly but phil isn't?? this house is a nightmare
You're really breaking the sound barrier right now 😔
lmfao thats what i was thinking 😭😭
I also clocked that 💀
but Dan has his 'waiting for Phil to notice face' and he just just completely oblivious
LMAO
living for phil roasting dan with absolutely no mercy 😭
edit: how in the world did this get 6.8k likes?
especially with the gay thoughts being repressed till 2019 hair one
He was dropping winning roasts as casual comments between his actual winning roasts
frrrrrr like just yesterday they were praising themselves and each other, and today they're roasting 😅😅😅 perfect balance!
He’s been holding that in😭
Like his carefully considered "maaybe Smartprice" destroyed me
phil is so fucking funny, he goes straight for dans throat 😭
don't let a fanfic writer use this sentence
ok but the OBVIOUS right answer to 'how would you sum up the time you've spent with them' for dan is 'the most fun i've ever had' lol...
That would have been so funny 😂
dan unintentionally recreating the sexy end screen dance while making fun of phil's crab hands
That's what I thought of too😭
Yes omg I was thinking the same thing 🤣
Literally waited for that music
I was thinking that too 😭
Muscle memory
Phil saying the dumbest thing that Dan has ever said is "subscribe for more content" and then following up with "you didn't come back, did you?" is sooooo brutally funny. That was probably my favorite roast plus the cheese outfit one, that was hilarious.
"subscribe for more content" also felt like a roast at us for actually believing him and subscribing 😂💀
Phil rightfully won that, but let's not sleep on how good Dan's answers were too. They both read each other for absolute filth
this is just phil flexing his comedic genius for 12 minutes
When did Phil get so good at roasting?? He went from “wanna stand next to more circles??” to…this entire video
honestly i think he's just better at roasting personalities than appearances
@@kitchensinkchronicles3272 As EVERYONE should be. "Roasting appearances" is just the cute name for "body-shaming". You "roast" one person's looks, suddenly you're "roasting" every single person who looks like that one. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... so keep negativity to your goddamn self!
Phil is honestly such a good guy for leveling up his roast game where it actually counts. Always roast bad personalities! Never body-shame people, even if you don't like them!
Chronically online. @@nomoretwitterhandles
“it’s hard being this pretty” honestly phil is the ultimate malewife himbo
‘what will their last words be?’
phil- the glue is open
dan- lmao bye
dan go an entire video without mentioning phil’s ass challenge (impossible)
Write what you know
"butt stuff" is the free space on my gamingmas bingo card
dan dress as regina george next halloween challenge
i had a dream it happened therefore it has to happen
Phil is Gretchen
this would fix me
I'm sorry but Phil is obviously Karen. "i'm a mouse, duh" and the weather forcasting thing@@magnusbane420
Dan. for Halloween. In color? Nah, not in this timeline
Would be hilarious tho
Dan about Phil ‘Unwanted .. a pest’ also Dan- buys an entire fucking house with Phil 😂
I need to get my actual divorced parents to play this for a little holiday drama
Plssss I love that 😭😂
dan and phil making a party game which says at least 4 ppl needed on the box while having no other friends is very dan and phil
they complimented eachother yesterday and had to restore the balance by roasting
Balance restored.
Poor Phil can not go one day without Dan mentioning his ass. It is it’s own character at this point
LMAO
Dumbest thing Dan ever said? “Hi, I’m Phil”
“it’s hard being this pretty” SAY IT LOUDER PHIL
channeling his inner regina george
Good to know that Phil still wins every truth bombs game even when it’s been rebranded
It’s still rigged😂
WOW thank you for using my animatic!!!!!!!! I worked sorta hard on it and I hope you liked it!!!!!! Love you guys!!!!!!!!!!
it was so satisfying to see, nice job !
The fact that ‘ladydoor’ wasn’t mentioned AT ALL in this video feels like our community is finally healing
The birthday livestream might change your mind.
“What outfit sums them up as a person”
Dan: that brown potato sack sweater he wore constantly in like 2017
Phil: any plaid shirt that looks like it came from the women’s section of hot topic
😂 No not the Hot Topic women's plaid button-ups!
"I'd go to poundland with Anthony Padilla" honestly I think we all would Dan
Same. Same.
the roasts and the Anthony reference convinced me further that “Dan and Phil: the funeral roast” is a must
“If they were calling in sick, what would their excuse be?”
Phil: sorry, but I seem to have glued my THROAT SHUT
dan saying theyre entering dangerous territory as if phil has had any mercy this whole video 😭
If i took a shot every time dan and phil mentioned phil having a phat ass during gamingmass I’d be passed out on the floor.
And yet I’d like him to continue
this and the catboy photo in every video
i’m genuinely so proud of them; they made this board game and then got the opportunity to make it even bigger and have giant ass corporations appreciate their ideas. they’re great
Exactly my thought!
Next thought: oh this will pay for Dan's next hiatus...😂
@@kellinomnom no seriously 😭
the fact that Dan can’t even accurately recreate Phil’s claw hand just proves Phil truly …is so unique /j
”it’s hard being this pretty” he’s so real for that actually it IS hard being pretty
actually the fashion trend phil created was “ear tints”
omg how did they not mention that!!!
i cant believe they didnt say that
christ that's a throwback
That is exactly what came to mind when he asked the question
And nose socks
For "Dumbest thing they've ever said" I'm shocked Dan didn't say "Get in my ladydoor". Iconic. Timeless. Horrifying.
4:02 the way I said ‘c*nt’ at the exact same time as phil 😭 aquarius moment 😭😭😭
Dan pulling out a VINTAGE Dan and Phil sweater is everything
phil's ass is its own character in the dan and phil cinematic universe
5:08 I feel like Dan incorrectly using “broke the sound barrier” is character development
Did no one notice the mocking face he made after he said it and Phil not noticing? Lmao
@@RUclipsSupportSucks Apparently only 10% of us haha... He was too smooth
Phil is always such a silent killer with his jokes 😭 even during Anthony’s funeral he came so lethal I was crying
Too bad this wasn’t a Dan versus Phil because it would’ve been an easy win for Phil’s side of the board
Phil: I'm gonna be honest with this one
Dan: okay
Phil: loud and exhausting
Dan: *deflating balloon noise* :O
a burn book version of truth bombs is actually pretty clever
ABIGAIL HOBBS MENTION❤️
This was Phil’s payback for Dan wrecking him in every video for years
"It's hard being this pretty" is the cutest thing Phil has ever said, especially in context.
My favorite thing about the gamingmas is that they are determined to make that reindeer survive
We are only here for the Reindeer. Was it called Trevor or Terrance?
Keeping it alive after all its been through this month should be considered abuse
Friendship Fred my beloved 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
yesterday's video was just them telling each other how lovely they are and this video is them ripping each other to shreds. all things are equal.
perfectly balanced, as all things must be 😊
the world needed this balance
two sides of the same coin
peace and love on planet earth
Phil was hilarious in this video. Just such unhinged humor , love that for him. Love their free era
phils last word before he dies "dark" since the first word he ever said was "light" lolz
How can Phil be so brutal but still so sweet about it at the same time…
this is why i always giggle a little when i'm in target and spot this game. i'm just thinking to myself "no one knows this is dan and phil's board game" and go on my merry way
Dumbest thing Dan has ever said is that microwave is an onomatopoeia
Ninja with daddy issues is definitely dan’s fashion aesthetic lmfaooo
the way Phil and I said "c*nt" at the exact same time, the internet has ruined us all
Disappointing that they’re not wearing the mean girls Santa dresses
Obviously, tomorrow's outfits of choice
that's gonna be dan next halloween
How would you sum up the time Phil’s spent with Dan? How about having a stalker for over a decade😂
phil has pretty privilege and he knows it
the stupidest thing they’ve ever said :
“where did it bite you?”
“florida.”
I'm on a content high, I'm not ready for the crash when they inevitably forget the password again
Same lol 😢
wasted opportunity for "goodbye internet" as the answer to dan's last words
Phil was doin charity letting Dan have any points
Dan once again protecting their sapphic audience by making sure Phil doesn’t insult the remake that has Renee rapp involved 😭
The only reason I will be watching that movie
@@skyolor4750 that and I love a good musical
Truer words never spoken
i was ready to unsubscribe out of disappointment 😌
what will their last words be: bye, my name was [dan]
omg, HOW WAS THAT NOT PHIL'S ANSWER!? 😭💀
My fav memory of playing truth bombs was with my highschool friends, and without words, we all unanimously just used the word “tampon” to describe our one guy friend. Didn’t plan it, we all just silently agreed…he still doesn’t like playing this game with us
Phil calling in sick: I twisted my testicle and had to go to A&E. (PS. There was this gorgeous doctor)
dan's gonna start the fashion trend of wearing a christmas sweater with shorts
honestly pretty iconic ngl
That’s what we in South Africa are doing rn (it’s fucking HOT)
the sound barrier joke will never die on danandphilgames
What would your last words be
Dan: time for a permanent hiatus
Phil:time to be a gay angel
phil’s spyro jumper is everything to me
The second they mentioned this game I knew this was coming
will graham pfp SPOTTED /pos
@bloodlactation will Graham my babygirl 🫶
When did they mention the game? Honestly all the gamingmas videos have kinda blended in my head lol
@@sarahtonkin5960i think reacting to phil is not on fire
@sarahtonkin5960 I don't remember really I just remember them throwing it in,,,, the lore video maybe??
Phil has been glowing lately both in looks and personality :') its good to see him laughing and giggling constantly
ik dan gritted his teeth and punched a pillow after the filming of this
Phil is dangerous. I feel like Dan os slowly training him to become the bringer of apocalypse.
roast dan with “what would their last words be”
“this was the most fun ive ever had”
that’s… strangely sentimental and beautiful
phil needs a standup show asap
Obviously can't forget their mutually created
=sharpie whiskers=
fashion trend. Oh how many of us did it. They will forever own it
does anyone else shocked by Phil just absolutely DRAGGING Dan to FILTH the entire video 💀💀💀
dan’s like nah you have it and phil does not argue💀💀💀
he knows he ate him up he's just being polite about it lmao
dan calling phil no thoughts head empty as if he didn’t get his own age wrong two videos ago
if they were having a party, what would they serve? - if you think dan and/or phil are ever hosting a party that's mistake number 1 (dan - serotonin snacks and rainbow repression phil - hypochondriac hazards and lady door lollipops)
The last thing Dan looks at before he goes to sleep “hey buddy you in London?”