Specifically guards from the reach. I kinda enjoy the other ones but the Forsworn conspiracy quest makes me kill all of the Markarth guard whenever I go.
@@grapejuice5294 - if you want to avoid that, just don't kill any - let the Forsworn go to town on 'em, all while you just stay out of the whole battle. That, or, if you kill Madanach (while still imprisoned), and loot his body, you'll find a key to escape the mine. Once you enter Markarth through the exit of the ruin, Thonar Silver-blood will appear right in front of you, and will appraise you for taking care of Madanach, pay to eliminate your wanted status throughout the Reach, and gift you with an enchanted silver ring. I prefer the second option, for role-playing purposes.
Guard: "Don't suppose you can enchant my sword? Dull old blade can barely cut butter." Me: Then go get it sharpened you freak, it's still gonna be dull even if I enchant it!!
Paarthunax should be killed anyway. He is a threat to humanity especially when the Dragonborn died. You see, Greybeards are the modern Dragon Priests. And Paarthunax might be faking siding with the Dragonborn especially that he knows Alduin will comeback no matter what. So to keep his dominance as a dragon, he is siding with the Dragonborn at the moment and when the Dragonborn finally dies, at old age or in battle, Greybeards as the modern Dragon Priest and Paarthunax can continue their dragon things, which is to rule all over the tamriel and slave humans. It's better safe than never, killing Paarthunax is the best choice to do because you don't know their plans and even if you do, it's not 100% sure. It's freedom, or be a slave to a dragon just like the ancient Elder Scrolls times. *"The hardest choices require the strongest wills"* _- Thanos (Infinity War)_
Bear-ly Andrej honestly the blades are just doing their job. I just told them fuck u and spared the lovable bastard. I just wanna fly on him, if that's not a mod yet make it one!
I had to look up who Nazeem even is because I apparently don't run into him that much, but, yeah, Heimskr I wanted to skewer through his frontal lobes about 20 minutes after I installed the game for the first time.
@@vitormaodevaca8469 sad thing is you have to keep away from the whiterun siege quest if you want to restore the thieves guild to their former glory as you always need to break into Heimskrs house during that questline and Heimskrs house always gets destroyed in the Siege quest..
Maven Black-Briar, the Altmer in Radiant Raiment and Delphine all should've been on the list. "I just handed you the Horn of Jurgen Windcaller, dOeS tHaT mAkE mE dRaGoNbOrN tOo?"
"Ill ExPlAiN wHaT i WaNt WhEn I wAnT" or, my absolute favorite, in presence of the literal dragornborn "I could have killed you you know?" no, you are weak as shit, and im only talking to you because its the only way to progress the main story. Also fuck you im not killing paarthunax.
I attacked Delphine enough that it made her hostile for the rest of the main questline. So I just kept calming her until I defeated Alduin and then I publicly executed her with the High King mod and now her headless corpse just lays next to my execution block.
Delphine, do I even have to say it? You do NOT command me, I command YOU. Furthermore, the game doesn't even give a single good reason to kill Partysnax. I just complete the main storyline, make her and Esbern Non-essential and Fus Ro Dah them to Oblivion.
9:15 The cat proudly exclaims that he is a defiler of daughters when you ask him who he is. The nagging mother and the frightful mercenary aren't that bad.
The mother is awful, Vasha the cat is obviously worse (being a seasoned bastard) but I always kill them both even if Astrid herself lies dead. The merc seems genuinely remorseful and I can't help but pity him, especially when he starts getting his courage back upon being released and still thanks you for your efforts. But the mom sussing me out even after I cut her binds? Yeah nope - she gets the "Bane caving batman's skull with his fist" treatment
Nord dude: I'm a merc, just like pretty much everyone else in Skyrim Woman: I steal for my children and I don't really care what you think about that The cat: hi I'm a sexual predator!!! :):):):)
_Oh, you prefer to listen, eh? Of course, of course! The Listener _*_listens!_*_ A joke! A funny joke! I get it. Then listen to this - don't kill me. Let poor Cicero live! I attacked the strumpet Astrid, I did! And I'd do it again! Anything for our mother! Return to the pretender, tell her I'm dead! Tell her you strangled me with my own intestines! Ha ha! But lie! Yes, lie! Lie, and _*_let me live!_*
I've never played the Dark Brotherhood storyline because they pissed me off with the Assassins that they send at the start of the game. But I do kind of want to after reading that.
@@demandred1957 Do it and let Cicero live. He has the greatest dark humor for any follower (he will become available as a follower if you let him live) and it's hilarious.
I dunno, she seems very less annoying then say Festus or Arnbjorn. I always let her live, she never annoys me. Nazeem now, definitely always.. And Rolff in Windhelm, and Lemkin, and that Solitude guy who never stops going "Don't talk to me!" like I am less them him, you know the fully armored Dragonborn with an enchanted armor set, compared to an measly Nord in an steel armor.
@@r.blakehole932 Yeah, same here. Every time I want to make a run with the dark brotherhood and Astrid shows up all mischievous and trying to lead me to blindly kill some one I didn't known before, just after she had kidnapping me, my reaction is always: Yeah? and what about i kill you instead? and seconds later i'm all: Well, I guess no dark brotherhood this time neither.
@@tuazulyrojoeljean exactly, I shot her in the face with a legendary ebony bow because I was so pissed at the Assassins they kept sending at me early in the game.
I killed her in the shake. Not a fan of being abducted. I did load again when I realized I wanted to do the dark brother quests but it was fun to kill her a true challenge
Nirya: I'm sure you've made note of who's been the most helpful during your time here, Arch-Mage. Also Nirya: * LITERALLY DOES NOTHING BUT TALK SMACK ON FARALDA* (Whenever I find her next to a ledge, like the bridge to the college, I always love giving her that little fus ro push)
I like that you didnt go with nazeem actually. He's way to easy of an entry to put on this list. That would be like making a top 5 homes in skyrim list and putting all 3 of the hearthfire homes on it
@@seanpeacock4290 I could definitely see an honorable mention but some of channels like to make list with ridiculously easy picks for the list. What culture has a video of "10 worst thing to happen to batman" and number 1 is his parents dying. Like yeah that's bad but you literally couldn't think of anything else bad that happened to BATMAN of all people.
Just a tidbit, if you never caught it. In the shack with Astrid, Vasha, the Khajit admits to being a thief as well as a murderer, and potentially even a rapist
That last one honestly surprised me. I always kill the Khajit because he's the only one that seems genuinely irredeemable in my eyes. Maybe thats just my hyper-empathy though?
"Can be A bit threatening" "You don't know me? Perhaps I will have my people carve my name into your corpse as a reminder" -that same Kajit moments later
But you can get Rolff thrown in jail by framing him for theft as part of the Thieves Guild jobs. Much better than he deserves; which is to join his brother Galmar and Ulfric Stormcloak in the Void or Sovengarde.
TheJinx1441 this is honestly so true. she definitely is the most annoying child, but it definitely isn’t her fault. how could she know how to love other people when no one has ever showed love towards her?
Cicero is understandable to an extent since he's mad. He's off his mind, literally. You can't really blame him. Wish that there was a way to make him sane again. My only complaint is his voice. It doesn't fit him and, to me at least, his *voice* is what's annoying. Even Braith is better in that department.
Maybe not so much obnoxious as _loathsome,_ but Maven grinds my gears far more than Nazeem or anyone on this list. It's especially galling because she's essential, and is tied to so many questlines that it's not even feasible for most mods to touch her. She kinda reminds me of Reaver from Fable 2, in that both are NPCs seemingly designed specifically to piss people off, but rendered untouchable from in-universe karma or any player that would love the opportunity to put them down.
Finish the quests she’s required for, then use the fortify alchemy/enchantment loop to get a paralysis potion to freeze her in time for in game for in game years
The second npc saved my playthrough one time. I kept my vampirism level down because I could feed off of him without repercussions till I got a black soul gem filled.
There's a mod called something like "hammer time" that let's you loot giant clubs and disenchant the "super fly" effect. I use it on nazeem every time he mouths off.
Farengar Secret-Fire is incredibly annoying. He constantly acts high and mighty/ talks down to you just because he's court wizard. It's like dude, you're a Nord mage. As far as your kinsmen are concerned, you're a sellout. Have a little humility.
I hate the fact that when I am the archmage he still tells me to go to the College of Winterhold if I have the aptitude, and I just want to slap the living crap out of him, and then summon two Dremora Lords to chop him into little pieces.
I have theory that Farengar is actually undercover Blade. He gives Dragonstone to Delphine and Ebon Blade (last wielded by Hero of Kvatch) is in Dragonsreach, possibly brought there by Farengar when he fled Cyrodiil with rest of the remaining Blades.
Hey, just something cool, in honeystrand cave, in the back, under the light, there's a skeleton trapped in the ground, in a position similar to Han Solo, in carbonite. Just thought i should mention it.
i was doing the companions questline. one of the odd jobs i was given was to rescue someone from a cave near Riften. decided not to continue with it and try out some of the other quests i had saved up. i do hope Nazeem doesn't mind
I always hated the Dawnguard’s Orc that walks around cities and recruits the protagonist. If only you’ve seen how frustrated I got seeing that ugly fuck walking towards me to give me that quest early on into the game... I did a decent bit of running to get away from him when I had to be in a city where he was currently at. I even went as far as kill him with the console so he couldn’t talk to me for a while and I can peacefully stroll next to him in his “undead but kinda dead” state as he was laying down on the ground and slowly turning toward me on his knees :D I remember I got the High King mod this one time and told him that he won’t be essential from now on before replying to him as he started talking to me about looking for people to kill vampires with, and I’ve never heard from him again :) ... until a guard in Windhelm mentioned the “vampire hunters” -.-
In the abandoned shack, I find the Khajiit much more irritating. Though the most irritating person in the entire shack is the one I killed. The one who KIDNAPPED ME IN MY SLEEP and dared order me to kill someone for no reason on her behalf.
Jaree-Ra should have been on the list. Every damn time I entered Solitude I'd hear his sandpaper voice. He can't be killed until his quest is completed, but there is no option to get the guards to imprison him (good one there, Bethesda). I have resorted to use console commands to delete him from existance in every playthrough.
List of People that I would love to deck in Skyrim: -Nazeem -Mikael (already done that and would love to deck him again) -Maven Black-Briar -Erikur -Delphine (Can’t deck Esbur, he’s an old man, can’t and won’t) -The Radient Ramient Ladies -Astrid -Alduin (done!)
The female smith in Whiterun. Most players probably get their first house there and uses it for their base. A smith is conveniently next door so you can sell loot and craft weapons and armor. So you will hear her dialogue too many times and it will drive you crazy.
Although I do try to avoid killing khajiit whenever I can due to the unfair stereotypes of their race, Vasha is always my immediate choice in the cabin as he specifically says he's a "Defiler of daughters" no matter how polite he is, that's inexcusable. He's confidently telling us without shame that he's a....well, i think you know what it means.
Fultheim the Fearless is probably mistaken for Fultheim the Blade, who lives in Nightgate IOnn. The Thalmor had probably a bloodcontract put out on him by The Dark Brotherhood, but Fultheim The Fearless willing to make a name for himself got intangled mistakenly in the net of the Dark Brotherhood as being Fultheim the Blade from Nightgate Inn.
Honestly, the most irritating NPC for me has got to be Eorlund Greymane, Since his one response is to asking him, "What have you got for sale", is always, "GOD'S BE PRAISED!"
Nah Nazeem, I don’t get to the cloud district very often... don’t worry though! I’ll just ask your wife for help finding it, since she seems to know her way to the jarl’s quarters quite well!
Ten tiny details or a thing you didn't know you could do: You can kill ildari when you first meet her if you are fast enough and plan ahead, also Tel Mithryn doesn't have to be repeared(as the wiki says) for Neloth to give you the quest.
1. Nazeem
2. Nazeem
3. Nazeem
4. Nazeem
5. any guard
*Guard* "I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee"
Specifically guards from the reach. I kinda enjoy the other ones but the Forsworn conspiracy quest makes me kill all of the Markarth guard whenever I go.
@@grapejuice5294 - if you want to avoid that, just don't kill any - let the Forsworn go to town on 'em, all while you just stay out of the whole battle. That, or, if you kill Madanach (while still imprisoned), and loot his body, you'll find a key to escape the mine. Once you enter Markarth through the exit of the ruin, Thonar Silver-blood will appear right in front of you, and will appraise you for taking care of Madanach, pay to eliminate your wanted status throughout the Reach, and gift you with an enchanted silver ring. I prefer the second option, for role-playing purposes.
Guard: "Don't suppose you can enchant my sword? Dull old blade can barely cut butter."
Me: Then go get it sharpened you freak, it's still gonna be dull even if I enchant it!!
Rebelzize yes lol
1.Nazeem
2.Every child ingame
3.Nazeem
4.Blades
5.The guard that stole my sweet roll
Every little chicken that reports me stealing.
But Lucia isn’t that annoying is she?
@Adalard Richter no... there is another...
Adalard Richter And Balgaraths kids and Sissle’e sister.
@@mahn3580 Don't forget Sophie, she's a pure soul
I can solidly say that in about 75% of all Skyrim saves Nazeem can no longer visit the cloud district
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t.
Get a giant to send him there
GamingGod45935 that’s actually a really good joke. The literal cloud district.
Now, he's in the cloud district permanently
He's alive in my playthrough because I never save after I kill him. This way I get to kill him again.
Wait... I know you.
Your making a mistake
Leaves conversation immediately
*sighs and pays my fine*
I'm with the Guild. How about we look the other way this time? *offers XXX amount of gold*
*pays the 283 gold bribe on a 5 gold bounty because of mindless rush button pressing*
1. The entire Bards guild
2. The blades (No one tells me to kill parthy warthy)
Parthuunax is bae 😘
But what about how Thicc Alduin is
Paarthunax should be killed anyway. He is a threat to humanity especially when the Dragonborn died. You see, Greybeards are the modern Dragon Priests. And Paarthunax might be faking siding with the Dragonborn especially that he knows Alduin will comeback no matter what. So to keep his dominance as a dragon, he is siding with the Dragonborn at the moment and when the Dragonborn finally dies, at old age or in battle, Greybeards as the modern Dragon Priest and Paarthunax can continue their dragon things, which is to rule all over the tamriel and slave humans.
It's better safe than never, killing Paarthunax is the best choice to do because you don't know their plans and even if you do, it's not 100% sure. It's freedom, or be a slave to a dragon just like the ancient Elder Scrolls times.
*"The hardest choices require the strongest wills"*
_- Thanos (Infinity War)_
BakedPotatoYT I was taking you kind of serious until I saw you quote thanos.
Bear-ly Andrej honestly the blades are just doing their job. I just told them fuck u and spared the lovable bastard. I just wanna fly on him, if that's not a mod yet make it one!
If only Maven could be killed
I use consol commands to achieve that... We all know maven must die...
There is a mod that lets you destroy the thiefs guild and expel or execute Maven. Literally called "Destroy the Thieves Guild!" .
@@proximityclockworkx1572 I realy can't wait to download that!! That sounds like My weat dream... I realy hate Thieves guild.
Maven the Knaven.
@THaTGuY Just use console-commands if the look is important.
Ohh, you don't visit the Console District? What was I thinking... j/k
Nazeem will go the cloud district.and i am not talking about the whiterun district
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t.
You mean the cloud district....via Giant's Club Airways?
@@jeanport3554I like to call it the "Skyrim Space Program".
Who said he would go up there
@@nazeem8086 I am friends with the Jarl and am thane so.... fus ro dah!!!!
Everyone talking about Nazeem, but at least you can avoid him and never have to hear his dialogue.
Now Heimskr, on the other hand...
you know,you can kill Heimskr,and if you are in the imperial side of the civil war he is arrested,so yeah,you can ''avoid'' him too
I had to look up who Nazeem even is because I apparently don't run into him that much, but, yeah, Heimskr I wanted to skewer through his frontal lobes about 20 minutes after I installed the game for the first time.
@@vitormaodevaca8469 sad thing is you have to keep away from the whiterun siege quest if you want to restore the thieves guild to their former glory as you always need to break into Heimskrs house during that questline and Heimskrs house always gets destroyed in the Siege quest..
Arterexius Gaming yeah, I tend to do that after thief’s guild for that very reason
@@Arterexius i don't think I've ever had to break into his house to do that lmao
Maven Black-Briar, the Altmer in Radiant Raiment and Delphine all should've been on the list. "I just handed you the Horn of Jurgen Windcaller, dOeS tHaT mAkE mE dRaGoNbOrN tOo?"
Sam Otten I hate Delphine so much.
"Ill ExPlAiN wHaT i WaNt WhEn I wAnT" or, my absolute favorite, in presence of the literal dragornborn "I could have killed you you know?" no, you are weak as shit, and im only talking to you because its the only way to progress the main story.
Also fuck you im not killing paarthunax.
I actually recoiled from how stupid that was when I first heard it. Lol
@grant macneil I usually rp as a thief/silent assasin and i swear she irritates me so much... todd please remove essentials for TES 6
I attacked Delphine enough that it made her hostile for the rest of the main questline. So I just kept calming her until I defeated Alduin and then I publicly executed her with the High King mod and now her headless corpse just lays next to my execution block.
_Nazeem...never spare Nazeem._
*FUS RO DAH!*
FUS RO DAH! - Daily no the storm call
6:05 " *_hard to swallow deaths_* "
Oh that's certainly gonna be a quote from now on
“Do you visit the cloud districts often,”~Nazeem
Delphine, do I even have to say it? You do NOT command me, I command YOU. Furthermore, the game doesn't even give a single
good reason to kill Partysnax.
I just complete the main storyline, make her and Esbern Non-essential and Fus Ro Dah them to Oblivion.
Partysnax. LOL!!
I use a mod to save Partysnax (cool name, btw)
@@NorseGraphic The Paarthurnax Dilemma?
@@rishabhgoswami7845 Yes.
I find Esbern five times more annoying than Delphine.
9:15
The cat proudly exclaims that he is a defiler of daughters when you ask him who he is. The nagging mother and the frightful mercenary aren't that bad.
The mother is awful, Vasha the cat is obviously worse (being a seasoned bastard) but I always kill them both even if Astrid herself lies dead. The merc seems genuinely remorseful and I can't help but pity him, especially when he starts getting his courage back upon being released and still thanks you for your efforts. But the mom sussing me out even after I cut her binds? Yeah nope - she gets the "Bane caving batman's skull with his fist" treatment
One is sorry that he went too far, one is having a big mouth, one is admitting being a criminal.
Nord dude: I'm a merc, just like pretty much everyone else in Skyrim
Woman: I steal for my children and I don't really care what you think about that
The cat: hi I'm a sexual predator!!! :):):):)
_Oh, you prefer to listen, eh? Of course, of course! The Listener _*_listens!_*_ A joke! A funny joke! I get it. Then listen to this - don't kill me. Let poor Cicero live! I attacked the strumpet Astrid, I did! And I'd do it again! Anything for our mother! Return to the pretender, tell her I'm dead! Tell her you strangled me with my own intestines! Ha ha! But lie! Yes, lie! Lie, and _*_let me live!_*
I've never played the Dark Brotherhood storyline because they pissed me off with the Assassins that they send at the start of the game. But I do kind of want to after reading that.
Always good to see the Keeper.
Alright cicero
@@demandred1957 Do it and let Cicero live. He has the greatest dark humor for any follower (he will become available as a follower if you let him live) and it's hilarious.
*LET'S **_KILL_** SOMEONE* 🙃
**shows picture of Nazeem** "First, let me start off by asking you a question..."
Me: "Don't you dare. Don't you f****** dare..."
Careful, Mikael might make a diss track on you!
Not a diss track but ruclips.net/video/M87W4AGhrcI/видео.html
Grady S precisely.
Astrid was pretty annoying in my opinion.
Yeah, funny thing, every time I meet Astrid she ends of dead somehow. People who stick knives in peoples backs never were on my Christmas Card list.
I dunno, she seems very less annoying then say Festus or Arnbjorn.
I always let her live, she never annoys me. Nazeem now, definitely always.. And Rolff in Windhelm, and Lemkin, and that Solitude guy who never stops going "Don't talk to me!" like I am less them him, you know the fully armored Dragonborn with an enchanted armor set, compared to an measly Nord in an steel armor.
@@r.blakehole932 Yeah, same here. Every time I want to make a run with the dark brotherhood and Astrid shows up all mischievous and trying to lead me to blindly kill some one I didn't known before, just after she had kidnapping me, my reaction is always: Yeah? and what about i kill you instead? and seconds later i'm all:
Well, I guess no dark brotherhood this time neither.
@@tuazulyrojoeljean exactly, I shot her in the face with a legendary ebony bow because I was so pissed at the Assassins they kept sending at me early in the game.
I killed her in the shake. Not a fan of being abducted. I did load again when I realized I wanted to do the dark brother quests but it was fun to kill her a true challenge
I feel like snorreid is the perfect person to level up skills on. Pickpocket, healing, sneaking, all kinds of possibilities
Dude... 10/10 name there.
-an appreciative Slytherin.
@@HollyAnneThePaganChaosWitch thanks my guy! There weren’t a lot of proud Hufflepuffs back in the day so I had options 😂😂
Sounds amazing 😂
The title should be NPCs that are murdered to death in every playthrough no exceptions
Tolfdir is a bit up there too, he is supposed to be one of the wisest mages in Winterhold but his favorite phrase is "I have no idea"
It's always important to know when you don't know something
@@Scoottheboot670 As the saying goes, "a truly wise man knows that he knows nothing"
Nirya: I'm sure you've made note of who's been the most helpful during your time here, Arch-Mage.
Also Nirya: * LITERALLY DOES NOTHING BUT TALK SMACK ON FARALDA*
(Whenever I find her next to a ledge, like the bridge to the college, I always love giving her that little fus ro push)
Yea man this b*tch deserves far worse than a simple Fus ro push.Faralda is bae(also really useful if you play destruction mage)
Aww I liked fulthiem, he's the only one there who I actually liked.
He's the only one of them i even concidered saving actually...
He was the one I manged to not kill on a dark brotherhood killing spree
Yeah, coward or not, he's not as grating as the mother. But neither of them are as bad as the Khajiit, even if he is the most polite.
English Ollie nah that khajiit was funny as hell I think we really connected when we found out that we had defiling daughters in common 😂😂
@@ryanlikestoontown says the guy who still hasn't been defiled himself
I have the mod where I can recruit anyone as a follower. I love taking Nazeem to a certain shrine of Boethia. Good times are had by all.
Tbh half the reason I watch your videos is because it looks BEAUTIFUL
I like that you didnt go with nazeem actually. He's way to easy of an entry to put on this list. That would be like making a top 5 homes in skyrim list and putting all 3 of the hearthfire homes on it
Such a smooth analogy
he still deserves an honorable mention.
@@seanpeacock4290 I could definitely see an honorable mention but some of channels like to make list with ridiculously easy picks for the list. What culture has a video of "10 worst thing to happen to batman" and number 1 is his parents dying. Like yeah that's bad but you literally couldn't think of anything else bad that happened to BATMAN of all people.
I NEVER liked Aia. She's beyond rude. I take her out every play through I play.
_Just a little spoonful of Mead to help the poison to go down!_
In the most delightful way!
Mead, mead, mead, Nords and their damn mead! What's it take to get some ale in these parts?
Stupid bees and their stupid honey...
@@crabman3144 _She said its mine but it ain't mine! Darn who're, she won't get one septim from meh!_
I just got bait and switched into Mikael. I swear to God mate I can’t do this!
Thought the "cloud district" thing was stupid until I installed a weed mod and sold him a joint. Now I get to the cloud district all the time.
Wow, e d g y
@@aleksasaxofonista1914 you mean D A N K
@@aleksasaxofonista1914 No, no, you don't get the SOPHISTICATED humor that is weed 🙄
Just a tidbit, if you never caught it. In the shack with Astrid, Vasha, the Khajit admits to being a thief as well as a murderer, and potentially even a rapist
Confession: I’ve never killed Nazeem in any of my playthroughs
Do it. DO IT NOW!!!
I have, but it wasn't usually intentional. Just an unlucky man who got in the way of a half-god's murder spree
Same honestly
Blasphemy! Heathen! Equip that soul tear immediately!
*HOW DARE YOU*
That last one honestly surprised me. I always kill the Khajit because he's the only one that seems genuinely irredeemable in my eyes. Maybe thats just my hyper-empathy though?
I mean, yeah, the Khajiit's an admitted serial rapist; I always kill him too
It's unfortunate Maven is always considered essential in the game, because she isn't to me.
Maybe "Most idiotic lines of dialogue in Skyrim?"
Everything is so professional on this channel. I love everything you put out Nate. Its like an endless supply of Skooma.
the imported stuff
You asked about the Cloud District as Nazeem does, and I flinched in anger lmao
"Can be A bit threatening"
"You don't know me? Perhaps I will have my people carve my name into your corpse as a reminder" -that same Kajit moments later
Also a self-admitted serial rapist
Am I the only one who kills all three prisoners with the Dark Brotherhood initiation?
nope
Me, no mercy. I even try to kill Astrid then die and have to restart the quest
@@Eh-its-me try to kill her? I usually one shot her in the face with a bow
Always. They are all annoying lol.
Nah, almost every playthrough! Dead, dead, and dead...
In the dark brotherhood I found the cat more annoying than the other two, then he also goes far enough to threaten the player.
5. “Don’t kill him, you might get a chuckle.”
4. He sleeps literally all the time.
Rolff is my least favorite. He goes out of his way to make trouble for the dark elves, and I was really annoyed that he was made essential.
But you can get Rolff thrown in jail by framing him for theft as part of the Thieves Guild jobs. Much better than he deserves; which is to join his brother Galmar and Ulfric Stormcloak in the Void or Sovengarde.
I just "setessential 0"-ed him and partied with the ebony blade.
Took his Essential status off, stalked him all the way to the Grey Quarter, and quietly slit his throat with a dull knife.
Just taking out the trash.
Braith deserves a spot here
It isn't her fault; blame her parents for being pretty neglectful of her and not showing her healthy ways to show affection.
It wasn't on this list because you can't kill without mods
*YES!*
TheJinx1441 this is honestly so true. she definitely is the most annoying child, but it definitely isn’t her fault. how could she know how to love other people when no one has ever showed love towards her?
@@Y-all-mofos-need-Talos setessential 0
If nazeem isn’t number one I’m gonna be mad
Edit: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He deserves an honorable mention lmao. Nazeem annoys just a bit everyone 🤣
I love how you tease Nazeem and then avoid actually including him lol
That armor merchant in riften is my most hated person since I interact the most with her
Grelka. At least she's hot though.
You know, there are so many people who think Cicero is annoying, I'm glad he's not on this list because I like him.
Same
Yeah the voice is just not fitting in skyrim to me so i hate him
He's easily my favorite male follower.
Cicero is understandable to an extent since he's mad. He's off his mind, literally. You can't really blame him. Wish that there was a way to make him sane again.
My only complaint is his voice. It doesn't fit him and, to me at least, his *voice* is what's annoying. Even Braith is better in that department.
I was on board with him wholeheartedly... until he stabbed Veezara.
Nobody hurts Veezara.
I'm unaliving anybody who introduces themselves as a 'defiler of daughters'. The cat is by far the worst one in that line up for that.
Nazeem is a really good guy
IF I SEE HIS SOUL FILLING MY SOULGEM!!!!!
Yeah If I use his soul for enchanting, then the item might be asking me about cloud district very often XD
Pity that you can't charge much for his soul.... It's the right size for the Petty Soul Gem.
I understand Anton. Constantly being discriminated and being constantly being labeled as a Foresworn
Maybe not so much obnoxious as _loathsome,_ but Maven grinds my gears far more than Nazeem or anyone on this list. It's especially galling because she's essential, and is tied to so many questlines that it's not even feasible for most mods to touch her.
She kinda reminds me of Reaver from Fable 2, in that both are NPCs seemingly designed specifically to piss people off, but rendered untouchable from in-universe karma or any player that would love the opportunity to put them down.
Finish the quests she’s required for, then use the fortify alchemy/enchantment loop to get a paralysis potion to freeze her in time for in game for in game years
Nate judging people for being scared while their tied up, blind folded and just heard they have a 33.3% chance of dying 😂
I don’t need Lydia to carry my burdens or get in the way of my fireballs!
0:46 Nate baiting us like this should get him a spot on the list
The second npc saved my playthrough one time. I kept my vampirism level down because I could feed off of him without repercussions till I got a black soul gem filled.
1. Delphine
2. Maven Black-Briar
3. Braith "What are you looking at? I'm not afraid of you"
4. Jarl Balgruuf's family
5. Ulfric Stormcloak
Totally unrelated, but I really like Veezara from the Dark Brotherhood as a character. Such a friendly assassin (as long as you’re a member of the DB)
No mom I’m sorry I can’t go to school, I have a unique AI package that only allows me to sleep
Did you know if returned to the cabin they’ll still be tied up and will say the same things? Unless you kill them they’ll stay that way forever.
I like when at 0:25 says "quite irritating" pass the image to the could district XD
There's a mod called something like "hammer time" that let's you loot giant clubs and disenchant the "super fly" effect. I use it on nazeem every time he mouths off.
I love the way you hinted at Nazeem in the very beginning!
Farengar Secret-Fire is incredibly annoying. He constantly acts high and mighty/ talks down to you just because he's court wizard.
It's like dude, you're a Nord mage. As far as your kinsmen are concerned, you're a sellout. Have a little humility.
I killed him once and a glitch caused him to still talk to my character. so his dammed ghost haunted me!
I hate the fact that when I am the archmage he still tells me to go to the College of Winterhold if I have the aptitude, and I just want to slap the living crap out of him, and then summon two Dremora Lords to chop him into little pieces.
I have theory that Farengar is actually undercover Blade. He gives Dragonstone to Delphine and Ebon Blade (last wielded by Hero of Kvatch) is in Dragonsreach, possibly brought there by Farengar when he fled Cyrodiil with rest of the remaining Blades.
I thought he was a breton. Too ugly to be a nord
I dunno, he always says something like "Gods smile to you, my friend" or something like that
The children: No I don’t want to fucking play tag with you.
Hey, just something cool, in honeystrand cave, in the back, under the light, there's a skeleton trapped in the ground, in a position similar to Han Solo, in carbonite. Just thought i should mention it.
"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't."
Delphine: Am I a joke to you?
Maven for sure, but she’s infuriatingly marked essential.
i was doing the companions questline. one of the odd jobs i was given was to rescue someone from a cave near Riften. decided not to continue with it and try out some of the other quests i had saved up. i do hope Nazeem doesn't mind
“Do you get to the cloud district very often,oh what am I saying of course you don’t”.
I always hated the Dawnguard’s Orc that walks around cities and recruits the protagonist. If only you’ve seen how frustrated I got seeing that ugly fuck walking towards me to give me that quest early on into the game... I did a decent bit of running to get away from him when I had to be in a city where he was currently at. I even went as far as kill him with the console so he couldn’t talk to me for a while and I can peacefully stroll next to him in his “undead but kinda dead” state as he was laying down on the ground and slowly turning toward me on his knees :D I remember I got the High King mod this one time and told him that he won’t be essential from now on before replying to him as he started talking to me about looking for people to kill vampires with, and I’ve never heard from him again :) ... until a guard in Windhelm mentioned the “vampire hunters” -.-
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Nazeem: "Do you come to the cloud very often"
Me: *Presses F5 with malicious intent*
In the abandoned shack, I find the Khajiit much more irritating. Though the most irritating person in the entire shack is the one I killed. The one who KIDNAPPED ME IN MY SLEEP and dared order me to kill someone for no reason on her behalf.
I mean you DID steal their contract
@@isaknordlund last I checked I was the one aventus actually asked to do the job
@@VeraTheTabbynx he asked you cause he thought you were from the DB, he was asking for them
I may not be able to kill maven blackbriar, but that’s never stopped me from catching a domestic every time I go to riften,
The lady that has the clothing store in Solitude. Such a rude character...
Oh yeah I agree! She is really rude and so snobby.
•Sees the name of the title •
Me inhaling through my nose: Nazeem
*Jaree-Ra* should absolutely be on the list.
Jaree-Ra should have been on the list. Every damn time I entered Solitude I'd hear his sandpaper voice. He can't be killed until his quest is completed, but there is no option to get the guards to imprison him (good one there, Bethesda).
I have resorted to use console commands to delete him from existance in every playthrough.
Its all the high Elfs from dominion, isn't it?
I love and find it hilarious that he says "Murder to death" when talking about killing someone xD Its so funny and endearing,
Dude why isn't Nazeem in this list. Everyone has killed Nazeem at least 12 times.
Never killed him once.
I actually never kill civilians xD ... intentionally.
Nope, never killed Nazeem.
@@kingdavey90 you have much to learn
Nope
We're on to you, Nate. We know you're conspiring with Nazeem at the Cloud District. Quite often, in fact.
Maul
Dirge
Vekel the "man"
What about Heimiskr?
"TrUst In ME WhItEruN, TAlOs WiLL GUidE YoU!!1!1!1!"
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
List of People that I would love to deck in Skyrim:
-Nazeem
-Mikael (already done that and would love to deck him again)
-Maven Black-Briar
-Erikur
-Delphine (Can’t deck Esbur, he’s an old man, can’t and won’t)
-The Radient Ramient Ladies
-Astrid
-Alduin (done!)
1. Nazeem
2. Heimskr
3. Maven
4. Braith
5. Literally ANY guard
Not heimskr he’s a true nord
The female smith in Whiterun. Most players probably get their first house there and uses it for their base. A smith is conveniently next door so you can sell loot and craft weapons and armor.
So you will hear her dialogue too many times and it will drive you crazy.
I love your videos I'm playing threw Skyrim again and I'm trying all your tips and finding special dialogue keep it up
Although I do try to avoid killing khajiit whenever I can due to the unfair stereotypes of their race, Vasha is always my immediate choice in the cabin as he specifically says he's a "Defiler of daughters" no matter how polite he is, that's inexcusable. He's confidently telling us without shame that he's a....well, i think you know what it means.
Hey Nate dope content
Fultheim the Fearless is probably mistaken for Fultheim the Blade, who lives in Nightgate IOnn. The Thalmor had probably a bloodcontract put out on him by The Dark Brotherhood, but Fultheim The Fearless willing to make a name for himself got intangled mistakenly in the net of the Dark Brotherhood as being Fultheim the Blade from Nightgate Inn.
Never been this early before but somehow I still feel late
Honestly, the most irritating NPC for me has got to be Eorlund Greymane, Since his one response is to asking him, "What have you got for sale", is always, "GOD'S BE PRAISED!"
5.Braith
4.Arnbjorn
3.Erikur
2.Erikur's sister
1.Nazeem ofc
Mikael is the kind of guy I’d expect to say M’lady unironically
so basicly anton is skyrims gordon ramsay
Lion Pick UNDERRATED COMMENT
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUSE!
Nah Nazeem, I don’t get to the cloud district very often... don’t worry though! I’ll just ask your wife for help finding it, since she seems to know her way to the jarl’s quarters quite well!
Really? I always spare Fultheim, the rest of them are so rude .
Ten tiny details or a thing you didn't know you could do: You can kill ildari when you first meet her if you are fast enough and plan ahead, also Tel Mithryn doesn't have to be repeared(as the wiki says) for Neloth to give you the quest.
Nazeem was in the Cloud district, that’s why he wasn’t seen in this video duh
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Me clicking onto this video: "Nazeem"