Lmfao I was thinkin the same thing. And based on what we end up finding out about him, he probly just became like a freelance security guard for-hire after abandoning his family
Which is quite sad if you realize I've adopted 2 children than left them with bard, carter and steward and left with wife on adventure. "Dad! You are home!" "Yeah, I've arrived to put legendary weapon on rak, don't touch it, it's corrupted by Daedric Prince. Also I need to make new helmet." "Do you have a gift?" "Sure, grab this roll and apple I've looted from camp of this Forsworn I've killed with your mother. Also you can have his dagger, I guess it's not cursed..." "Will you stay longer?" "Sorry small guys I need too save Skrim form Dragons" Few months later: "Dad! You are home!" "Yeah, I've arrived to put legendary weapon on rak, don't touch it, it's corrupted by Daedric Prince. Also I need to make new helmet." "Do you have a gift?" "Sure, grab this roll and apple I've looted from camp of this Necromant I've killed with your mother. Also you can have his dagger, I guess it's not cursed..." "Will you stay longer?" "No, I need to end civil war" Few months later: "Dad! You are home!" "Yeah, I've arrived to put legendary weapon on rak, don't touch it, it's corrupted by Daedric Prince. Also I need to make new helmet." "Do you have a gift?" "Sure, grab this roll and apple I've looted from camp of this Bandit I've killed with your mother. Also you can have his dagger, I guess it's not cursed..." "Will you stay longer?" "Sorry, I have to end Vampire plague!" ... Of course we were living in one of HF homes so no neighbors others than Vampires who was selling me wood.
@@MerkhVision I somehow suspect the Children were voiced by one or two of the Children from the Staff. I don't think they went out of their way to hire Child-Actors if they already only hired 3-4 Male and Female voices for the entire game. I think even the German Dub has more Voice Actors employed, not to mention the Japanese Dub XD
Dovahkiin: But I have billiards of septims! And I have to rescue the world, ok?!!!! Please be easy in your judgement. Wait, I have even a present for you *take a doll out of his bag* . See! I'm a good dad! And here are a few herbs which you can use for your experiments! Yeah, I'm a good dad.
@@MirrorOfEmotions "OH, I have the perfect gift! Here's a daedric dagger honed to such an edge that it could split your cells, and enchanted with the soul of that asshole who claims I don't get to the Cloud District often, _which I do_ ! Now run along and play" :) "Dad of the *YEAR*"
Man, I beat that kid's ass mercilessly! For hours! When I finally killed him, I started throwing his corpse all around Dragonsreach. When I finally slammed his body down on his father's map table the Jarl said "Good to see you friend." Obviously we weren't the only ones who hated him! I can't believe Dagny made the list but not this little SOB!
Kid: "I thought adventurers were supposed to look tough. " Me, who saved the entirety of Skyrim from Alduin with ease, murdered dragons, and even tamed them with ease, has full daedric armor, auriel's bow, a legendary crossbow, flawless Mace of Molag Bal and Mehrune's razor, Serves literal twisted gods such as Molag Bal, a trained professional assassin who can kill anyone who isn't essential, above the law so that not even guards can kill me, killer of Solstheim's tormentor Miraak, Arch Mage, Killer of dragon priests, ender of multiple vampires including lord Harkon, trolls, falmer, dwarven mechanisms, bandits, and basically all of skyrim's minor threats, thane of every town, and overall relatively immune to any person and any other threat. Basically Talos but twisted, and doing all of this on master difficulty.: ...? Kid: I bEt My FaThEr CoUlD bEaT yOu
This must be the only kid I ever killed. I'm surprised he didn't manage to get in this list instead of the inn owner. Even Braith has reasons to be like that, but this kid is just a piece of shit.
With the killable children mod, if you kill Braith, Lars thanks you and gives you 50 gold and tells you to be quiet about it. I believe that children were originally killable and killing braith was a removed dark brotherhood mission
If lars said. that to me after i killed Braith, id slit that kids throat. I only killed Braith because she kept yelling at me. I hate Lars. Hes a battleborn. Im a stormcloak. I tend to take on the role of my video game characters personality, like its real life so i take it seriously. So if im a stormcloak i kill every imperial i see, i refuse to help anyone in the imperial legion, and anyone who hates Ulfric or the Empire. And avoid anyone with "Batte-born" in their name. So. Yeah.
After my daughter said the same we moved to Solitude. As for Braith she was already dead for a few months so I'm still wondering how could she bully my kids from the grave.
adopt lucia and it'll be the other way around. in my play through i killed braith parents cause they suck at their job anyway and adopted her. one time i came back home braith ran to me and said lucia is bullying her. then i tried it again again it seems like lucia is the most dominant child in skyrim no matter who i adopt with her she seems like to bully them. oh and i think her name is sophia the little flower girl in windhelm near the slums and the huge gate is the most submissive one. 100% of the time she'll be the one who will be bullied by other kids.
@@CatchTheMarmosets Aren't dragons supposed to be immortal? you can only kill alduin with the dragonrend shout that makes them experience being mortal for a short time
another thing i noticed about Sissel is something she says if you interact with her. Sissel:" I had a dream about a dragon, he was old and grey and wasnt mean." Cough.. PARTHUNAAX Anyone?
What if one of the Elder Scrolls game is set pretty far forward like for example the next game, and Sissel is a future follower that's crucial to the story and it circles a bit back and, whatever I mean you get what the fuck im saying
"So you're willing to *STARVE* your wife and child for a sword?" *Is eating a massive piece of bread with lots of loaves next to her* The visual just made me laugh idk.
I think Amren's actually a Baker by trade. He just walks around wearing his hide armour and sword because the locals respect a man who can handle himself in a fight. Although I agree. He and his Wife need to be a little more attentive as Parents, I think...
Dragonborn: "Hello little girl." Braith: "Boys, girls, dogs, elders, there's nobody I won't fight." *Dragonborn decked out in full Daedric armor* Dragonborn: "Ok, let's begin." Braith: "Wait what?! No I take it back!" Dragonborn: "No takeis backies!"
Braith: •punches Dragonborn• "Take that you milk drinker" Dragonborn: ...... *"FUS RO DAH"* City guards: "You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people, what say you in your defence?" Dragonborn: •scrolling through the options•
Agreed! Whenever my kids would complain about Braith, I'd always actually find myself responding to them by saying 'It's okay, sweetie. Punch her in the face if she keeps it up.' Or 'Don't worry, kiddo. We'll be moving to Lakeview soon enough and you'll never had to see that brat again.' Or 'Sorry, I tried silencing her, but the b*t*h just won't die.'
I'm the Dragon born, harbinger of the companions, speaker/leader of the dark brotherhood, a vampire lord. She still bullies my kids. Is she brave or just really fucking stupid?!?!
"Oh kid I guess it's really hard. Last Day I had to kill 30 bandits, 2 dragons ad 5 Vampires. One nearly killed your mother. Plus I'm actually running with tons of stuff in backpack wearing armor made from dragon bones I've made from dragons I've killed and with same weapon."
@@Messerschmitt_BF_109G_10 im pretty sure he's saying you're poor or something, plus he says it every time I go pass him even after going into the cloud district
Todd Howard:"I've made it to where my dev team can"t get the children killed, nobody in their right mind would kill a child" The whole skyrim modding community:"Yeah, we's gonna change that a bit....."
I believe Papa Todd was gonna make children killable, since they all have dying voice. Maybe someone higher than Godd Howard told him to make children immortal at the last minute.
i sort of recall how it is illegal for the devs now to allow children to be killed in video games, probably cause of international conventions on child protection not sure where, but i saw a video on youtube mention this
Killings kids is illegal in video games (for developers). That’s why it’s never in. It’s also illegal for TV and movies. It cannot happen in sight of the viewer or player.
"Boys, girls, dogs, elders, there's nobody I won't fight!" Me: *slaughters most of Whiterun in full Daedric armor* HEY WHILE YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT FIGHTING I KILLED YOUR DAMN FAMILY!!! Braith: BOYS, GIRLS, DOGS-
Top five most annoying Nazeems in Skyrim 5) Nazeem. This Redguard owns the Chillfurrow Farm, just outside of Whiterun. He's very rude, always going on about how we don't get to the Cloud District very often. 4) Nazeem. This NPC is a permanent resident of The Drunken Huntsman. His wife hates him, too. 3) Nazeem. According to his wife, Ahlam, this character is always sucking up to the Jarl. It's funny, because the Jarl never seems to mention him. 2) Nazeem. This character can be found in the Whiterun market during the day, inspecting his produce and insulting the other vendors. Some RUclipsrs speculate he eats children, he's just so awful. 1) Nazeem. Despite what his dialogue suggests, he never seems to wander into the Cloud District. So he's a liar, too. Just the absolute worse.
to be fair, if his wife dies, his whole attitude changes. i had a dragon attack happen and she charged it. died of course. after that nazeem was very humble.
OpposingForces Wait really now I’m curious lol. Is it only for a short while that he’s like that? Cause I’ve had NPC’s die before and other NPC’s say stuff like don’t talk to me or something like that but they only r like that for a while and then go back to their old selfs.
I killed them by talking to them, midtalk going into my own house, which made them go in too, and killed them there. No bounty at all and no witnesses (who would snitch on me)
I remember one time (with the help of a mod I think) I reverse pick pocketed an iron axe onto Braith. Funny to see her parading around town with a giant war axe on her back, making all those threats.
I have lost count of how many times I have wished I could just Fus Roh Dah each annoying kid in that game!!! Or summon a dragon to eat them using Bind Will. A part of me wishes I could adopt all the cool kids and leave all the annoying kids as orphans under the thumb of 'Grelod the Kind'.
Me: **Has a mod where I can play as Braith** Guards: “I used to be an annoying child like you, but then I grew up.” Also: “It is a theory!” A GAME THEORY
@@selestielwolf7949 Funny enough, I always take time to play tag with my adopted children when I play. Usually no more than a few minutes, but it's funny to imagine my kids playing tag with a werewolf!
Wrong name! It's Odahviing. Durnehviir sounds more like the guy who sends you back to Nirn after you defeat Alduin. I've never even met a named dragon with that name.
Me: *summons both dragons and gathers Barbas, Cicero, Serana, Brynjolf, Garmr abd Shadowmere* Listen Ohdaviing and Durnehveir are both dragons... Barbas is half of a Daedric prince, Serana is a vampire, Cicero is a bloodlust madman, Brynjolf is a Theif, Garmr is a demon, i am the Dragonborn and we are about to torture this child...
"Mama where dad go?" Mother: "he fighting in the war for the stormcloaks" "Last time you said that he was in the empire" Mother: "I'm sure he doing well there" Lol
Being honest, I would've liked to get the option to tell Braith "Because if you want him to like you, that ain't the option", and then she'll react "I... I don't like him, it's not that I like him because he's kind to me, even if I'm mean to him or anything.", and this could trigger another mission where we get to work as her cupid (or maybe even get this as a mission from Mara's temple)
@@mtheg7220 If you're trying to insult them then you're very stupid cause' saying stuff like "Oh you're so Gay!" While you're trying to insult a person is basically a dumb move since gay isn't an insult anymore. We've been over this Mai'q.
To see Skyrim developers go to such length to create these tiny and meaningful details that most of the players even don't know about makes this game such a masterpiece.
I always take in Sissel at least, because not only is her home life horrible, she also mentions talking to Paarthurnax. You HAVE to raise her after that
@@harleehilton8773 She lives in one of the biggest castles in the entire province and she's calling it a "skeever hole". If I was this spoiled brat's parent, I'd send her on a 2-week vacation in Riften. Then we'll see what she thinks about Dragonsreach.
Dagny: It's absurd you can't get good sweet rolls in this.... Me: Pulls out a sweet roll I got from the festival in Solitude and savors it in front of her.
I always laugh how Braith's timing is perfect. She runs around and says she's not afraid of anything and that she will fight anyone, then runs away in terror yelling "Oh, dead body" when she sees Nazeem.
@@StacieMMeier Stacie Meier I mean, I do think that children deserve to have their intelligence respected and to be told the truth, even on difficult matters- kids are capable of handling these things to a surprising degree, but at the same time, I imagine it's more her who isn't ready to actually have that conversation and with running the business and everything, it's understandable for her to lie, even if I disagree
trevor slovick Frostflow Abyss is a pretty good “detective” quest and it’s reward is pretty good, as well as a pretty good feeling felt after completing it. If you haven’t completed it, it’s between Dawnstar and Winterhold, by the Dwarven ruin where you get sent to retrieve the Elder Scroll. Another one is the an unmarked quest where you talk to the innkeeper at the Winterhold inn, and depending on the perquisites (sorry I don’t remember what they are) he’ll ask you to investigate what happened to the guy’s wife; the guy who is constantly drinking at the inn ( he’s the only other guy there). I think to start it, you can talk to the other chick in the inn and she’ll mention the drunkards tab and then get him to pay it off or pay it yourself? Or you can offer the guy some ale or mead. If it doesn’t work right away you can keep exploring Skyrim and come back in a few days or so. It’s a pretty good quest, but the end is pretty sad.
@@dawnbreaker4217 I already wanted to strangle that jester's neck just by his voice and his outfit, I kill him everytime when Astrid requests that you kill him. Hell, he's an annoying follower and just another follower for me to forget about, so no to that.
@@dawnbreaker4217 I kill him with any weapon and *I have mods* where I can resurrect him and a high chance to see the cinematic kill moves, so yeah. I kill him in every way possible, let him re-live it, it can be great hammers, war axe, you name it, I always want him to experience this, as much as I experienced his fucking annoying voice.
The interesting thing about Braith is if you keep talking to her, she'll eventually start being nice and even ask if you'd like to play a game, which suggests she's just mean as a shield for her own insecurities resulting from the neglect she's getting from her parents.
Child: I though adventures were suppose to look tough. Me at level 35 and with a ebony bow and a full skill tree of archery: *f o o l* Update: stoped playing, and left on lvl 208
No the ones who name is forbidden to say so let’s call her the spoiled makes you want to download a mod that lets you kill kids jarl elsifs daughter is just a brat and needs and executioners axe or better yet to be choked to death by her “servants” shoving sweet rolls into her air pipe and her flesh being made into her armor and her bones jewelry well she is still alive
Me- "Okay let's finish this quest really quick!" Braith- "Girls, boys, dogs, elders, there's nobody I won't fight!" *Quicksaves* Me- "Okay let's see about that then you pathetic worm."
Me: *plays as a small fairy character traveling through town in heavily enchanted elvan princess armor* Boy: i thought adventurers were supposed to look tough? 😑 Me: little $#!t!*whips out elvan warhammer and starts bashing him repeatedly
Well the boy was correct. A fairy wearing princess armour sounds really lame. Edit: And i doubt a little *insect* could even lift a warhammer, even if it's one of those elven ones.
I recommend doing the quest with Braith. After confronting her, she uses more generic dialogue, saying "Hi there," instead of "What're you lookin' at?" when you pass her.
In my headcanon, the girls aren't even his. I've decided he's Lokir's brother and Lemkil got stuck with them because their mother is dead and their real father is an incompetent horse thief.
I used mods to kill Britte and her dad Lemkil, and adopted Sissel so she could have a good family with a whole parade of magic users dropping by to give her lessons. I did try just killing Lemkil first, but Britte is apparently too far gone, because she keeps up her mistreatment of Sissel.
I'm surprised that that one boy from the General Goods store in Solitude isn't in the list. The one that always says: "I thought adventurers were supposed to look tough?" Even if you wear freaking full daedric armor!
That one kid in Dragonsreach: "Oh great, another wanderer here to lick my dads boots, congrats." Me: Boy you're lucky I need you to get the Ebony Blade
I thought that nazeem was the father of braith, both have a terrible attitudes so i usually get rid of nazeem with a poison potion planted in his pocket.
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“Boys, girls, dogs, elders there’s nothing I won’t fight.
Me: *Saves game.*
ARKFAN 🤣🤣🤣
Dragonborn:”Why are you running now?! You little shit!”
When you saved the game in front of braith oh!!! oh!!! oh!!! that skank gets a lot of carnage 😂😂😂
The voice acting on that is brilliant. I can't gen enough of it
Ummm ok
Me: *Adopts Lucia*
Lucia: *Bullies Braith*
Me: There's always a bigger fish.
Oh maaan, I moved Lucia to Solitude, Now I will never get to see that
Joshua has
Lucia bullying braith is always my favorite moment
#AdoptLuciaGang
Lucia always says braith is a big meanie, how do I teach my girl to bully braith? She also has a sibling, woneering if this makes it impossible
"Papa's fighting the War" is Skyrim's code for "Papa's gone for a pack of smokes."
Lmfao I was thinkin the same thing. And based on what we end up finding out about him, he probly just became like a freelance security guard for-hire after abandoning his family
@@MerkhVision as a freelance security guard, I resent that lol
@@rustcohle3803 as a security officer myself, Ditto.
Which is quite sad if you realize I've adopted 2 children than left them with bard, carter and steward and left with wife on adventure.
"Dad! You are home!"
"Yeah, I've arrived to put legendary weapon on rak, don't touch it, it's corrupted by Daedric Prince. Also I need to make new helmet."
"Do you have a gift?"
"Sure, grab this roll and apple I've looted from camp of this Forsworn I've killed with your mother. Also you can have his dagger, I guess it's not cursed..."
"Will you stay longer?"
"Sorry small guys I need too save Skrim form Dragons"
Few months later:
"Dad! You are home!"
"Yeah, I've arrived to put legendary weapon on rak, don't touch it, it's corrupted by Daedric Prince. Also I need to make new helmet."
"Do you have a gift?"
"Sure, grab this roll and apple I've looted from camp of this Necromant I've killed with your mother. Also you can have his dagger, I guess it's not cursed..."
"Will you stay longer?"
"No, I need to end civil war"
Few months later:
"Dad! You are home!"
"Yeah, I've arrived to put legendary weapon on rak, don't touch it, it's corrupted by Daedric Prince. Also I need to make new helmet."
"Do you have a gift?"
"Sure, grab this roll and apple I've looted from camp of this Bandit I've killed with your mother. Also you can have his dagger, I guess it's not cursed..."
"Will you stay longer?"
"Sorry, I have to end Vampire plague!"
...
Of course we were living in one of HF homes so no neighbors others than Vampires who was selling me wood.
@@Petaurista13 , lol, why do you keep having to make new helmets?
im still full ass LAUGHING that skyrim literally used the same exact head model for every single child in the game and just gave them different hair
And most of them have the same voices too lol
Kind of disturbing when you think about it lol
@@MerkhVision I somehow suspect the Children were voiced by one or two of the Children from the Staff.
I don't think they went out of their way to hire Child-Actors if they already only hired 3-4 Male and Female voices for the entire game.
I think even the German Dub has more Voice Actors employed, not to mention the Japanese Dub XD
Watching this video, I'm all too glad I have the mod "The Kids are Alright"...
curaja caster IKR
"Oh, where do I begi- *Braith* "
Legendary
Ikr?! XD
I mean...he is right.
I was gonna type this😂
*Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots. Good job.
Hmmm where should we star- *fucking braith*
"A father who's rarely home, too busy fighting and looking for artifacts."
Dovahkiin: *Sweats nervously*
Yup I know😅
They have a overprotective momma though.
Dovahkiin: But I have billiards of septims! And I have to rescue the world, ok?!!!! Please be easy in your judgement.
Wait, I have even a present for you *take a doll out of his bag* .
See! I'm a good dad!
And here are a few herbs which you can use for your experiments!
Yeah, I'm a good dad.
@@MirrorOfEmotions "OH, I have the perfect gift! Here's a daedric dagger honed to such an edge that it could split your cells, and enchanted with the soul of that asshole who claims I don't get to the Cloud District often, _which I do_ ! Now run along and play" :)
"Dad of the *YEAR*"
At least my husband is a sellsword who used a big great sword
Braith: "Boys, girls, dogs, elders... there's nobody I won't fight!"
(Dragon starts attacking Whiterun.)
Dragonborn: "Hey, Braith! Wanna fight THAT?!"
Braith runs forward with bearfists to fight dragon ** runs face first into the house its standing on *
Lol 😂😂😂 she says there's nobody she won't fight, but she won't fight a dragon *LOL*
LOL, this needs to be a comic.
*braith runs up to the dragon and lands a punch, only to be hit by a tail and be launched halfway to windhelm*
Braith: *runs into dragons mouth*
Me: “Come on, they were just kids.”
Nelkir: “ANOTHER WANDERER HERE TO LICK MY FATHERS BOOTS. GOOD JOB"
Me: *Installs Killable Children mod*
Man, I beat that kid's ass mercilessly! For hours!
When I finally killed him, I started throwing his corpse all around Dragonsreach. When I finally slammed his body down on his father's map table the Jarl said "Good to see you friend."
Obviously we weren't the only ones who hated him!
I can't believe Dagny made the list but not this little SOB!
Jeremiah San Roque lol
Oh that little shit. I've had the killable children mod installed on bethesda games since little lamplight in fallout 3. Those kids just had to go.
There's a mod like that?!
Anakin: This is where the fun begins...
Kid: "I thought adventurers were supposed to look tough. "
Me, who saved the entirety of Skyrim from Alduin with ease, murdered dragons, and even tamed them with ease, has full daedric armor, auriel's bow, a legendary crossbow, flawless Mace of Molag Bal and Mehrune's razor, Serves literal twisted gods such as Molag Bal, a trained professional assassin who can kill anyone who isn't essential, above the law so that not even guards can kill me, killer of Solstheim's tormentor Miraak, Arch Mage, Killer of dragon priests, ender of multiple vampires including lord Harkon, trolls, falmer, dwarven mechanisms, bandits, and basically all of skyrim's minor threats, thane of every town, and overall relatively immune to any person and any other threat. Basically Talos but twisted, and doing all of this on master difficulty.: ...?
Kid: I bEt My FaThEr CoUlD bEaT yOu
I downloaded the kill kids mod just for that kid
This must be the only kid I ever killed.
I'm surprised he didn't manage to get in this list instead of the inn owner.
Even Braith has reasons to be like that, but this kid is just a piece of shit.
I have 2 words for you: Solstheim, Karstaag
Feel better ? 🙂
Fuck Molag Bal and his shitty rusty Mace.
With the killable children mod, if you kill Braith, Lars thanks you and gives you 50 gold and tells you to be quiet about it.
I believe that children were originally killable and killing braith was a removed dark brotherhood mission
Millenum whaaaaaat?! Really? :O
Bruh
If lars said. that to me after i killed Braith, id slit that kids throat. I only killed Braith because she kept yelling at me. I hate Lars. Hes a battleborn. Im a stormcloak. I tend to take on the role of my video game characters personality, like its real life so i take it seriously. So if im a stormcloak i kill every imperial i see, i refuse to help anyone in the imperial legion, and anyone who hates Ulfric or the Empire. And avoid anyone with "Batte-born" in their name. So. Yeah.
@@stopandconsider416 and as u can see folks stormcloaks are clearly open minded
@@yahiaaymankamaly3518 yes, very c;
I disabled Braith after my daughter said she was bullied by her
Proud of you.
Now you can say she's a "disabled child." 😂
@@heavymetalmusichead4969 OMG lol
After my daughter said the same we moved to Solitude. As for Braith she was already dead for a few months so I'm still wondering how could she bully my kids from the grave.
adopt lucia and it'll be the other way around.
in my play through i killed braith parents cause they suck at their job anyway and adopted her. one time i came back home braith ran to me and said lucia is bullying her. then i tried it again again it seems like lucia is the most dominant child in skyrim no matter who i adopt with her she seems like to bully them. oh and i think her name is sophia the little flower girl in windhelm near the slums and the huge gate is the most submissive one. 100% of the time she'll be the one who will be bullied by other kids.
Braith:Ill fight a dragon for sure
*Dragon arrives*
Braith:Ight imma headout
The child may be weak but they are immortal. Alduin is strong but not immortal. Just very strong
@@CatchTheMarmosets Aren't dragons supposed to be immortal? you can only kill alduin with the dragonrend shout that makes them experience being mortal for a short time
@@RDani223 that may be on plot, but not in gameplay
I once got a Dragon spawns inside Whiterun in my game (no console command or Open Cities mod, it naturally spawns)
another thing i noticed about Sissel is something she says if you interact with her.
Sissel:" I had a dream about a dragon, he was old and grey and wasnt mean."
Cough.. PARTHUNAAX Anyone?
MLPDethDealr32 :O
And that is why I adopted her as fast as possible
Ride of the Red Menace foreshadowing amirite? :3
What if one of the Elder Scrolls game is set pretty far forward like for example the next game, and Sissel is a future follower that's crucial to the story and it circles a bit back and, whatever I mean you get what the fuck im saying
Yep, I'm thinking she has the potential to become a Thu'um wielder
Media: "Video games cause violence!"
Me: * is upset because I can't adopt all of the children in Skyrim and give them a loving home *
Well in theory you could adopt all of the kids. Kill their parents and or mods
Imagine having every single child in Skyrim........it would be an army of children HAHAHAHAAAA!
@@Wolf-sc6jg Alduin: I have Power, and what have you Dragonborn?"
Dragonborn: Children.
Alduin: I SURRENDER! D:
@@MikayaAkyo XD
Actually mods are fine too 😂😂😂
"So you're willing to *STARVE* your wife and child for a sword?" *Is eating a massive piece of bread with lots of loaves next to her*
The visual just made me laugh idk.
I can’t tell who’s a worse parent
I think Amren's actually a Baker by trade. He just walks around wearing his hide armour and sword because the locals respect a man who can handle himself in a fight. Although I agree. He and his Wife need to be a little more attentive as Parents, I think...
Dragonborn: "Hello little girl."
Braith: "Boys, girls, dogs, elders, there's nobody I won't fight."
*Dragonborn decked out in full Daedric armor*
Dragonborn: "Ok, let's begin."
Braith: "Wait what?! No I take it back!"
Dragonborn: "No takeis backies!"
There is a mod for that
Hell yeah I'm getting it
What's the mod called?
Braith: •punches Dragonborn• "Take that you milk drinker"
Dragonborn: ...... *"FUS RO DAH"*
City guards: "You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people, what say you in your defence?"
Dragonborn: •scrolling through the options•
@@Darth_Supaku I think it's RS Children you have an option that makes them expendable.
Braith can bully me all she wants
But if she bullies my child ima throw hands.
And she does.
Agreed! Whenever my kids would complain about Braith, I'd always actually find myself responding to them by saying 'It's okay, sweetie. Punch her in the face if she keeps it up.' Or 'Don't worry, kiddo. We'll be moving to Lakeview soon enough and you'll never had to see that brat again.' Or 'Sorry, I tried silencing her, but the b*t*h just won't die.'
I'm the Dragon born, harbinger of the companions, speaker/leader of the dark brotherhood, a vampire lord. She still bullies my kids. Is she brave or just really fucking stupid?!?!
@@ericowen5305 bravely stupid.
My son Blaise has a crush on Braith. Braith has a crush on Lars. Lars has a crush on my daughter Lucia. Who should I throw hands at?
@@ericowen5305 Doesn't matter. She's set as essential and you're not so...
My child: braith is a big meanie
Me, downloading the kill kids mod: I know, I know
LMAO
April Morrison . Ikr
* rip and tear plays in the background *
Your male-child will have a crush on her. Don’t do it.
I murdered her family and every time im in riftin I make her think shes fixing to get adopted and then don’t
"Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots, good job"
Me: *About to throw hands with a kid*
He didnt included him because he was possesed i think.
"Father says I am too young to use a sword. So I practice with my fists!"
Yeah I don't know if his speach changes if you do the related quest though. I don't really remember.
He's my least favourite child because of that quote
mrsonicedge I mite my console when I get near him or I give him a WIDE BERTH
“I’m a racist too, dad.”
“That’s my boy.”
*Pulls out Mehrunes*
>implying elf lives matter
MY BOY
@@vexili house telvanni wants to talk to to you
*Conquers Winterhold just to get rid of that particular jarl
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
-Nelkir: "Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
Me- 'installs mod for killing children'
Thank you! He is worse than his sister.
He kept following me in dragons reach when I had to talk to the jarl and he kept telling me to get out it was so annoying
I already do that
He should say that to Nazeem
Nelkir to my character:
You look pale, do you have ligma?
What's ligma?
Ligma father's boots
"I work with my mother, to sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun most days, but it's hard work"
_EVERY_
_GODDAMN_
_DAY_
Just in case you forgot.
I actually like her for that.
"Oh kid I guess it's really hard. Last Day I had to kill 30 bandits, 2 dragons ad 5 Vampires. One nearly killed your mother. Plus I'm actually running with tons of stuff in backpack wearing armor made from dragon bones I've made from dragons I've killed and with same weapon."
HELGHAN FOREVER : rip scholar visari
Hail Helghan I learned she has more than one dialogue line if you talk to her a few times
“At least she’s not as annoying as nazeem”
*cue flashbacks*
“Do YoU gEt To ThE cLoUd DiStRiCt VeRy OfTeN”
“oH wHaT aM i SaYinG, oF coUrSe yOu doN’t”
I don't get why thats so annoying
@@Messerschmitt_BF_109G_10 im pretty sure he's saying you're poor or something, plus he says it every time I go pass him even after going into the cloud district
@@750tiprogamer lmao I'm literally his thane and I have 30k in my right pocket
That’s where I use my free thane ticket were you can use one kill one person for free
Todd Howard:"I've made it to where my dev team can"t get the children killed, nobody in their right mind would kill a child"
The whole skyrim modding community:"Yeah, we's gonna change that a bit....."
Hmm, TES5Edit, change flag.. ZAP
I believe Papa Todd was gonna make children killable, since they all have dying voice. Maybe someone higher than Godd Howard told him to make children immortal at the last minute.
i sort of recall how it is illegal for the devs now to allow children to be killed in video games, probably cause of international conventions on child protection
not sure where, but i saw a video on youtube mention this
Killings kids is illegal in video games (for developers). That’s why it’s never in. It’s also illegal for TV and movies. It cannot happen in sight of the viewer or player.
@@alize0623 the walking dead, stephen kings IT, The last of us: cough cough cough
"Boys, girls, dogs, elders, there's nobody I won't fight!"
Me: *slaughters most of Whiterun in full Daedric armor* HEY WHILE YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT FIGHTING I KILLED YOUR DAMN FAMILY!!!
Braith: BOYS, GIRLS, DOGS-
LMAOooo
×proceeds to decapitate braith×
You only beat daedrics and other monsters but braith beats boys girls dogs elders 😂😂
Wtf 😂😂😂
@@JohnDoe-wp2gs Who says I didn't kill these as well?
"I thought adventurers were supposed to look tough."
-The brat looking at the Nightingale with the glowing black bow and demonic arrows.
I was so sad when I walked up towards that kid in armour made from the bones of the dragons I slew and he said that..
@@MsWatismyname
Or when you're wearing the armor that was forged by the demons of Oblivion with a flaming greatsword on your back.
@Sarah Gracia
Ah, I forgot his name.
But I wouldn't have written it anyway because I like my description better.
Or talking to the guy wearing a creepy dragon priest mask archmage robes and an army of undead behind me.
When I met Braith her parents were killed in random vampire attack and I thought that she had to toughen herself, I ended adopting her and Lucia.
Let's face it, Lars sent them a writ of execution to the vampires and they 'staged' the attack.
@@rogehmarbi Na he did the black sacrament and Babette killed them
That's charitable of you and It makes her more badass
Top five most annoying Nazeems in Skyrim
5) Nazeem. This Redguard owns the Chillfurrow Farm, just outside of Whiterun. He's very rude, always going on about how we don't get to the Cloud District very often.
4) Nazeem. This NPC is a permanent resident of The Drunken Huntsman. His wife hates him, too.
3) Nazeem. According to his wife, Ahlam, this character is always sucking up to the Jarl. It's funny, because the Jarl never seems to mention him.
2) Nazeem. This character can be found in the Whiterun market during the day, inspecting his produce and insulting the other vendors. Some RUclipsrs speculate he eats children, he's just so awful.
1) Nazeem. Despite what his dialogue suggests, he never seems to wander into the Cloud District. So he's a liar, too. Just the absolute worse.
You forgot Nazeem. How could you not include him on this diverse list of characters.
*Some youtubers speculate he eats children*
Graenolf?
I can appreciate how you took your time and made this comment :D
@@hunterst6321 YES
@@effeffiagonalick5078 Oyfum
"Oh, where do we begi-BRAITH!!" True. So very true. Don't even have to specify it to children to have her on that list.
anyone willing to bully a battleborn, for whatever reason, is fine with me.
Nelkir: You’re a spoilt baby, Dagny!
Dagny: **screaming**
Nelkir: Why can't you just be normal?
Dagny: *S C R E A M I N G*
Nelkir: “I need to ask you to stop that...shouting! It’s making people nervous.”
*obligatory and original nazeem is annoying child comment*
Started a new save the other day. First crime I committed. Kill that awful manchild, Nazeem.
Agreeable
to be fair, if his wife dies, his whole attitude changes. i had a dragon attack happen and she charged it. died of course. after that nazeem was very humble.
OpposingForces Wait really now I’m curious lol. Is it only for a short while that he’s like that? Cause I’ve had NPC’s die before and other NPC’s say stuff like don’t talk to me or something like that but they only r like that for a while and then go back to their old selfs.
My personal list
1: Braith
2:
3:
4:
5:
6:
7:
8:
9:
10: 9 y/o Nazeem
Ya boi MiahTRT
Nazeem in general.
Once you kill her parents and adopt her she gets better, trust me.
Do you get to the cloud District often?
@@supernoodles908 oh what am I saying.. of course you don't.
Wanna bet??? Who's dragonborn and thane, huh?? 😂😂
Imagine high pitch voiced do you get to the cloud district very often
"You could murder her parents but I don't suggest it"
Me: *literally just finished paying the bounty after killing her parents*
I killed them by talking to them, midtalk going into my own house, which made them go in too, and killed them there. No bounty at all and no witnesses (who would snitch on me)
You could avoid the bounty by killing them without witness
See, mine never glitches like that. Every play though I've had to pay a bounty cause Braith catches me
I remember one time (with the help of a mod I think) I reverse pick pocketed an iron axe onto Braith. Funny to see her parading around town with a giant war axe on her back, making all those threats.
Lol
Braith is now truly the mightiest character in the game.
Nelkir: Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots, good job.
Me: FUS RO DAH!
Guards *TRIGGERED*
Me: * Howls *
Fuck what RUclips did to asterisks.
I have lost count of how many times I have wished I could just Fus Roh Dah each annoying kid in that game!!! Or summon a dragon to eat them using Bind Will. A part of me wishes I could adopt all the cool kids and leave all the annoying kids as orphans under the thumb of 'Grelod the Kind'.
Forget arrow to the knee
To good, bring that shit home and slowly bleed him to death with a dagger
Me: **Has a mod where I can play as Braith**
Guards: “I used to be an annoying child like you, but then I grew up.”
Also:
“It is a theory!”
A GAME THEORY
Me playing skyrim where dedric armor with ebony blade full powered
Kid: i thought adventure were supposed to look tough
Me: why cant i kill u
I was wearing full armour and carrying a bow and arrows made from the dragons I had murdered to death when he said that to me. F*** you, kid.
My favorite thing is parading around in full Daedric Armor and a kid asking me to play tag.
OMG I HATE THAT KID! I tried to kill him but I was being attacked and he ran away -_-
@@selestielwolf7949 Funny enough, I always take time to play tag with my adopted children when I play. Usually no more than a few minutes, but it's funny to imagine my kids playing tag with a werewolf!
tell me about it. he is the single most annoying little shit in the game
Braith: "Boys, girls, dogs, elders, there's nobody I won't fight."
Me: *Summons Durnehviir*
Tell that to my dragon.
Wrong name! It's Odahviing. Durnehviir sounds more like the guy who sends you back to Nirn after you defeat Alduin. I've never even met a named dragon with that name.
@@lotusjewell9984 lol you play skyrim much? His name is Tsun you goofy dipshit. Durnehviir is the dragon!
Lotus Jewell
I think you’re joking
Really?? Ohd-ah-viing
Me: *summons both dragons and gathers Barbas, Cicero, Serana, Brynjolf, Garmr abd Shadowmere* Listen Ohdaviing and Durnehveir are both dragons... Barbas is half of a Daedric prince, Serana is a vampire, Cicero is a bloodlust madman, Brynjolf is a Theif, Garmr is a demon, i am the Dragonborn and we are about to torture this child...
"Braith is a redguard girl"
Her skin is clearer than mine.
She just happens to be pretending to be a Nord.
She's Amren's kid though
Lemkil is a play on words buy Bethesda meaning "kill me". Yet another tiny detail that you may have missed in the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
The DarthSparX Legends or Kill em
He pointed that out already in his Obnoxious and Irritating Npcs video
He mentioned that so... not missed at all
The DarthSparX Legends in what language?
Paul the 2 marek Sørensen English, it’s just “kill me” rearranged lmfao
"Mama where dad go?"
Mother: "he fighting in the war for the stormcloaks"
"Last time you said that he was in the empire"
Mother: "I'm sure he doing well there"
Lol
Well I think the frist time seem him I was like are you too old to be a vendor and Babette in the distance say am I a joke to you
I thought it was a joke, then that part came
Being honest, I would've liked to get the option to tell Braith "Because if you want him to like you, that ain't the option", and then she'll react "I... I don't like him, it's not that I like him because he's kind to me, even if I'm mean to him or anything.", and this could trigger another mission where we get to work as her cupid (or maybe even get this as a mission from Mara's temple)
Good idea
Gah Due Or slowly pull your blade and she says “OKaY IlL sToP!!!!!” To see how much a PUSSY THE KIDS ARE
awww thats really gay
M The g what is gay about this?
@@mtheg7220 If you're trying to insult them then you're very stupid cause' saying stuff like "Oh you're so Gay!" While you're trying to insult a person is basically a dumb move since gay isn't an insult anymore. We've been over this Mai'q.
I got arrested and given a bounty of 10000 gold because i healed a child
"Healing Hands" is not an acceptable defense, you perv.
even the guards dont want these insufferable brats to live
hehehahahahaha 😆😂
Is there a chance you might have killed some people while healing the child?
Wait...what
To see Skyrim developers go to such length to create these tiny and meaningful details that most of the players even don't know about makes this game such a masterpiece.
I always take in Sissel at least, because not only is her home life horrible, she also mentions talking to Paarthurnax. You HAVE to raise her after that
Notice everything that’s similar about all these kids...
They all have parents...
**slowly pulls out dagger**
bryan diaz varela lmao yes
Adopt them then proceed make their life hell
@@anotherroadagain1950 make them do chores for 23 hours a day, sleep for 1.
*TIME TO GO TO HONORHALL ORPHANAGE LIL’ BOY*
Oop- I felt that
Dagny:"It's a shame you can't get good sweetrolls in this skeeverhole of a city!"
Me: **Quicksaves**
I hear and to be frank I use subtitles on Skyrim just because “I bet you can’t even good sweet roles or get a key to sleeverhole in the city “- Darby
Nightmare Murderess / Storm of the Night I use subtitles because I’m deaf
Zgm Anakin Skywalker 2305 I use subtitles cuz I’m blind
no no she has a point
@@harleehilton8773 She lives in one of the biggest castles in the entire province and she's calling it a "skeever hole". If I was this spoiled brat's parent, I'd send her on a 2-week vacation in Riften. Then we'll see what she thinks about Dragonsreach.
"You're willing to STARVE you're wife and child for a rusty old sword?!"
The giant cheese wheel on the shelf:"Am I a joke to you?"
Fun fact: if you punch braith. You'll get a mysterious letter from someone congratulating you. I think it stars a small quest too
Didn't happen for me bro. I punched Braith. Her parents attacked me. I Murdered them. A whiterun guard kicked my ass and threw me into prison.
Me, before playing Skyrim: Come on, the children can’t be that bad.
Braith: *Exists*
Me: *Draws bow*
Pump up kicks
*Console Command Spawns 2 Wraith- I mean Braith, 5 Nelkir, 1 Modded Nazeem.As.A.Child(-I Wish-), 1 of each Default Honorhall Orphanage kid, 3 Kayd, 3 Dagny, 2 Britte & 2 Assur* Have fun!
Dragonborn:
Dagny: it’s absurd you can’t get good sweet roll in this sad call for a town
Dragonborn: imma bout to throw hands
Skeever hole
Dagny: It's absurd you can't get good sweet rolls in this....
Me: Pulls out a sweet roll I got from the festival in Solitude and savors it in front of her.
@@thomasaitken7495 XD
The children of skyrim... The only thing unable to be murdered to death
Most should be.
I'm pretty sure there's a mod to kill children
Recruit them all into Dark Brotherhood.
Unstoppable killers.
@@HareDeLune yeah with a bit of psychological manipulation Braith can be completely unstoppable
They were supposed to be killable and run when hit but child protective services had some words to say about even digital child abuse
MXR has had enough revenge on Braith for us all
But he's a milk drinker, not a true nord
@@dr.elijah7742 well of course not here and his woman's parents are from akavir
Hes definatly a dibella worshipper
@@gracek3846 plenty of us are teenagers though
@@ronanvankessel6329 Doesn't make it acceptable
I always laugh how Braith's timing is perfect. She runs around and says she's not afraid of anything and that she will fight anyone, then runs away in terror yelling "Oh, dead body" when she sees Nazeem.
In my opinion Eydis clearly knows (or at least suspects) that Firir is dead, she just doesn't want Skuli to know
That's true and I got idea she knew what he was doing. Telling her son that he was a soldier was probably best.
@@StacieMMeier Stacie Meier I mean, I do think that children deserve to have their intelligence respected and to be told the truth, even on difficult matters- kids are capable of handling these things to a surprising degree, but at the same time, I imagine it's more her who isn't ready to actually have that conversation and with running the business and everything, it's understandable for her to lie, even if I disagree
You should make a video of obscure and fun quests.
Yeah like playing tag with the children lol
trevor slovick Frostflow Abyss is a pretty good “detective” quest and it’s reward is pretty good, as well as a pretty good feeling felt after completing it. If you haven’t completed it, it’s between Dawnstar and Winterhold, by the Dwarven ruin where you get sent to retrieve the Elder Scroll.
Another one is the an unmarked quest where you talk to the innkeeper at the Winterhold inn, and depending on the perquisites (sorry I don’t remember what they are) he’ll ask you to investigate what happened to the guy’s wife; the guy who is constantly drinking at the inn ( he’s the only other guy there). I think to start it, you can talk to the other chick in the inn and she’ll mention the drunkards tab and then get him to pay it off or pay it yourself? Or you can offer the guy some ale or mead. If it doesn’t work right away you can keep exploring Skyrim and come back in a few days or so. It’s a pretty good quest, but the end is pretty sad.
why didnt you mention that boy you can find in dragonsreach that says ''another wanderer here to lick my father's boots, good job''
Nelkir I think that's his name.
Wow I haven’t been this early since before someone was murdered to death
That was last time.
Alternative title: Skyrim: Top 5 Reasons the Killable Children Mod Exists
"Its people like you that people don't live here anymore"..... He says that to me and I play as khajiit every game
Also said that to my imperial vampire...
And to my argonian werewolf
Yeah he told me that to my khajiit werewolf (yes a cat-dog)
My wood elf vampire lord
No one:
Dagny: I like my meat still screaming and kicking
How can you say such things about Cicero? Especially as he really *LOVES* his Mother!
@@dawnbreaker4217 I already wanted to strangle that jester's neck just by his voice and his outfit, I kill him everytime when Astrid requests that you kill him. Hell, he's an annoying follower and just another follower for me to forget about, so no to that.
@Lonely Weeb how did you kill him? For me I decapitated him with an ancient nord sword
@@dawnbreaker4217 I kill him with any weapon and *I have mods* where I can resurrect him and a high chance to see the cinematic kill moves, so yeah. I kill him in every way possible, let him re-live it, it can be great hammers, war axe, you name it, I always want him to experience this, as much as I experienced his fucking annoying voice.
I'm not the biggest fan of Cicero but he doesn't deserve to die in my opinion.
"Where do we begi- Braith."
10/10 best line xD
The interesting thing about Braith is if you keep talking to her, she'll eventually start being nice and even ask if you'd like to play a game, which suggests she's just mean as a shield for her own insecurities resulting from the neglect she's getting from her parents.
came as fast as the courier
nope
sorry
nothing
Noone:
Noone ever:
Not a single soul:
TheEpicNate: *mInI hUmAnS*
This should be in times new bastard.
Child: I though adventures were suppose to look tough.
Me at level 35 and with a ebony bow and a full skill tree of archery:
*f o o l*
Update: stoped playing, and left on lvl 208
Do you wear armour?
But archery is so good. Max archery and sneaking and 1 hit evrrybody
@Hailey Pero I'm level 58!
@Hailey Pero I'm level 58!
*Laughs in 264*
"It's just a theory.. A Skyrim theory!"
Honestly thought you were gonna say something along the lines of that..
Eyy I caught the reference
😂 I was hoping someone would say it!
Nelkir:" ANOTHER WANDERER HERE TO LİCK MY FATHER BOOTS, GOOD JOB"
Me:
*quiksaves*
Me: *spends half an hour doing the normal save because im on a glitchy old PS3*
should have called this "top five misunderstood children"
They need to be burnt
I would gladly strangle braith
Nah fuck Braith
No the ones who name is forbidden to say so let’s call her the spoiled makes you want to download a mod that lets you kill kids jarl elsifs daughter is just a brat and needs and executioners axe or better yet to be choked to death by her “servants” shoving sweet rolls into her air pipe and her flesh being made into her armor and her bones jewelry well she is still alive
@@savvvysavvv1934
I like Braith a lot though, reminds me of myself at her age
Imagine in TES 6 finding NAZEEM as a child. Children are invincible in TES so this lil Nazeem comes to you and asks about cloud district...
Григорий Дубров don’t even suggest that.
THEN THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!!
Me- "Okay let's finish this quest really quick!"
Braith- "Girls, boys, dogs, elders, there's nobody I won't fight!"
*Quicksaves*
Me- "Okay let's see about that then you pathetic worm."
@Ties de Jong :)
*insert scorpion mortal Kombat brutality here* brutality Dragonborn wins flawless victory
did you know if you have cerico as a follower and your in windhealm he’ll say something about the butcher (he’ll also comment on other holds your in)
The thumbnail looks amazing. They get better and better with every new video, man 👏👏👏
I swear they’re only like five children anyway
Actually there is like 20
"Where do we begi- *BRAITH*."
Me: *plays as a small fairy character traveling through town in heavily enchanted elvan princess armor*
Boy: i thought adventurers were supposed to look tough? 😑
Me: little $#!t!*whips out elvan warhammer and starts bashing him repeatedly
Well the boy was correct.
A fairy wearing princess armour sounds really lame.
Edit: And i doubt a little *insect* could even lift a warhammer, even if it's one of those elven ones.
This is so un-lore friendly it makes my head hurt. The modding community can get... A little cringy
dank memes 4 life Big facts. A fairy in elf army... Doesn’t make sense
dank memes 4 life damn y’all must really hate fun huh
Everyone is allowed their armor, nothing cringe about it
I always felt bad for Braith after meeting her mom. She seems like a troubled, frustrated kid.
Nate: Ohh were do we begin... BRAITH!
“Oh where do we begi-Braith.” Love that so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I recommend doing the quest with Braith. After confronting her, she uses more generic dialogue, saying "Hi there," instead of "What're you lookin' at?" when you pass her.
Well Lemkil is an anagram of "Kill me" so I suspect some hints from Bethesda.
So I did
In my headcanon, the girls aren't even his. I've decided he's Lokir's brother and Lemkil got stuck with them because their mother is dead and their real father is an incompetent horse thief.
"I hate them"
*"That's my boy"*
Not just the men but the women and the children too
Braiths parents: always arguing
Braith: sad
Me: First time?
It would be cool if there was a college quest where you had to prove to the jarl the college's true nature, a nice one
If you choose the Legion during the Civil the jarl is deposed and replaced by one who supports the College.
No drunks allowed in a tavern?
Doesn't sound like very good buisiness
@bryan diaz varela time to clean the blood off the floor and dispose of the bodies
@bryan diaz varela what's with the excessive emojis
@bryan diaz varela I asked emojis not commas
@bryan diaz varela uh
Dad, there is this boy...“Go ask your mother”.
Mom...“Idk go ask ask your father”.
I used mods to kill Britte and her dad Lemkil, and adopted Sissel so she could have a good family with a whole parade of magic users dropping by to give her lessons.
I did try just killing Lemkil first, but Britte is apparently too far gone, because she keeps up her mistreatment of Sissel.
I'm surprised that that one boy from the General Goods store in Solitude isn't in the list. The one that always says: "I thought adventurers were supposed to look tough?" Even if you wear freaking full daedric armor!
Gerben van Egmond - That brat is the only child in the game irritating enough that I did try and kill him. Damn the vanilla game!!
If you wear armour you are weak, don't be weak, wear no armour
That one kid in Dragonsreach: "Oh great, another wanderer here to lick my dads boots, congrats."
Me: Boy you're lucky I need you to get the Ebony Blade
I just glitched through the wall with a wooden plate to get the ebony blade
Actually I really liked that mature kid he was cool
Finally someone who agrees with me
@@RosePierce. Yes, he is just doing his best to support his remaining family, he would make a good match with Braith.
Same
@@thisisahandle01 bruh 1 year
You take that back about Cicero! He is a blessing on this game!
Ruby Tank yea.... that's true. Cicero is one of the best followers :)
Not to mention me and him are the only ture members of the brotherhood.
@@gavinl1565 well..... yea... it might be because basically all of them are dead....
@@Somerandomperson-hl1kt. Yep. I do not count nazir or babette.
@@gavinl1565 why is that if you don't mind me asking? :)
That Riverwood boy that keeps saying he'll fight us... Oh boy lemme save my game real quick I need some therapy
Alternative video title: Top 5 children that make us instal The Killable Children Mod
1:03 “Oh where do we begiBRAITH” 😂
Player: I don't want to kill anyones parents ;_;
Me: Listen here; you killed Cicero, Parthanaxx and Nazeem. You won't regret killing a hostile father.
Who would kill Parthanux-
@@bugcatcherjacky1334 Delphine the Stubborn
Fair point
@@Tabby3456 I fucking hate blades for being dick I would choose Graybeards any and everyday
I'm sold then
Next TheEpicNate315 video, *"Skyrim: Top 5 Uniquely Placed Potions in The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim"*
Yeah cuz these childs put them there 😰
there’s that group of potions on an altar on a mountain
"Oh, where do we begi- *BRAITH* "
I wish Nate said “From offensive tavern goers who think they can take us in a brawl, to people who ask if you’ve been to the Cloud District.”
I thought that nazeem was the father of braith, both have a terrible attitudes so i usually get rid of nazeem with a poison potion planted in his pocket.