Folks take notice. These are the kind of mkwii videos that come out only every once in a while here on YT. Sit back, relax, and watch funky kong dance his heart out
The fact that the concept of an ultra shortcut is such an obvious bug with the "three checkpoints loaded at once" approach, and how the developers clearly made it difficult (but possible on some tracks) to get behind the last key checkpoint, makes me think that some troll employee did this all on purpose. Or, Nintendo was just kind of interested in people finding glitches. I mean didn't they keep glitch times on the leaderboards? The concept wouldn't be that weird for the time, since many games included difficult to find easter eggs and cheat codes. The flaw in the checkpoint system would just be too obvious to any decent coder, right?
Proud to say I've done all of these (apart from rainbow road) obviously not in the most spectacular times, but times which do give myself some deserved credibility!
Of all the MK Wii content channels, you have stuck out to me. I especially like your choice of epic music used from Super Mario Galaxy, Super Smash Bros and Xenoblade Chronicles. That combination of games to take music from is sublime. The presentation skills kept me hooked. Thank you so much for this effort!
Great video! You can see how much effort you put into it. One little thing: there is a slightly easier method for the DKJP glitch, where you clip off one of the signs pointing you around the first turn instead of clipping off the tree. It's probably not enough to change its position in the ranking, but still.
small thing I noticed is that for the Mario raceway is the second tree oon the right from the finish line is another way of clipping onto the track below
Honestly would’ve finished helping with the docs. But was quite stressed out with school and it’s finally over. Happy that this is uploaded though. Wished I could’ve gave more info. As I do know a bit about glitches here. Funny how dkjp is so low. And peach beach is higher. The sherbet land glitch is also quite overrated if I would say so myself. It’s just clipping a sub pixel pole. It’s not too bad to do once. Shane did a great job explaining most of this. And how difficult these are. Not that I agree with some. But among the top 4 they are all extremely difficult and correct. Amazing video.
for warios gold mine, theres shroomless ulta shortcuts that you can do twice after using shrooms. they're considerably harder cause you have to angle yourself dam near straight up on the halfpipe, trick, drift right, wheelie right off the cliff before the goalpost "landing" to the right of the green pipe
For the maple treeway glitch 2nd phase, if you start leaning back in midair right before you go through the cliff thing (after you go through the ground by the plant thing), it makes the 2nd phase of this glitch the easiest. Use your second mushroom right as you start leaning back.
Did you know that the Wario's Gold Mine Ultra can be done pipeless? This is because the game keeps track height when you hit the oob area. Too low, and you will get a bad respawn.
Amazing video, I didn't know all the insught about the difficulty of certain glitches 👏 Unpopular opinion: the WGM ultra is easier than the GV ultra. Here me out: landing on the rock from the ramp shroomless is kinda tricky for a beginner, you have to get enough distance with the correct alignment and manage your air movements correctly; on the other hand, for the WGM ultra you don't need to time a spin hop, you can just shroom and wheelie, the difficulty here for a beginner is mainly to avoid trigger the last CP when leaving the road; the thing is, you don't even need to land on the pipe for the ultra to work, there's a region to the right of it where if you just die there it still works as normal. Tbh, if I have to do one of them first try rn, provided that I can take my time to allign, I'd have a much higher chance of landing the WGM ultra (and tbh I spent more time improving my GV one, even though with the fast entry). But that's my personal opinion, I can see others having a different. That said, I only pulled off the first 5 ultras on the list (I did land the MC ultra a couple of times), so idk that much about the difficulty of other ultras, but honestly I was expecting MT to be much lower on the list, since it doesn't include any wallclip it looked to me not too hard compared to the others; on the other hand, I thought GV2 was much harder, the collision of the blocks at the start has always looked to me pretty junky when attempting it for fun (with no success whatsoever 😂). Also, a couple of notes: the difficulty for the RR ultra is also in the fact that you need to get very much air on the spin drift in order to land back inside the KCP0 before leaving the road: there have been few attempts before the successful one that landed to the other side, but the lap didn't count because of this. Also for the KC ultra, if you don't know, the horizontal wall you hit is the top block at the bottom of the finish line pole: that wall isn't small, the thing is that the part of the wall that sticks out of the invisible wall is insanely tiny. Last note: one day, every track will have a glitch... besides MC3, that dumb track has no low invisible walls, no horizontal walls, nothing... our only hope is an insanely game warping glitch that let's us drive through walls with super weird conditions or something along those lines... which would still most likely be TAS only... or maybe not 🙂
I’m using this as a kind of guide for which shortcuts to learn first and had a question about mushroom gorge. All of the stuff I’ve seen say hold the joystick to the right when on the wall after gaining height, but you said left. Is this something that was found to be more consistent in the last few years or was it a mistake?
You don't have to bounce back on waluigi stadium. The lap will still count if you just land over there instead of bouncing back and it still skips a key checkpoint making it much easier and in my opinion, about as hard as peach beach.
I agree with grumble volcano being the easiest cause it only took me a few hours to learn to do consistently and i havn't landed any other ultra shortcuts yet
Why is Ghost valley considered an ultra shortcut? By your explanation I would expect it to be just a regular glitch because it does not boost you right in front of the starting line and to the last keycheckpoint (which is also why toads factory isnt included). Or are there only 2 keycheckpoints on this track and you therefor do in fact clip to the last keycheckpoint of the track?
peach beach is much easier if you stop and align, and you still save a lot of time. i'm not even great at glitches but i made a 2/3 run which was like top 50 and that took about the same amount of time as getting sherbet land once. way easier than dkjp too and honestly i find gv2 way harder than maple treeway (1/3 flame runner) maybe harder than peach beach for actually getting a faster 3 lap time because it saves such a small amount of time and you need to set up so fast. i still dont have a 3 lap time with it
The grumble volcano shortcut just doesn’t work for me, i get on to the rock, i go past the ridge but it just doesn’t count the lap. can someone please help?
As it’s basically impossible I had to turn to glitches to get normal staff ghosts I have done it but the game ain’t counting them for example Mario circuit Staff ghost-1:44:777 My time-1-:40-720
I remember when I was in a party of a friend then they decided to play Mario Mario kart and always the loser needed to pass the control to another person, and guess what I always won 1st Place because of the gliches at first they didn't notice but after winning 10 times in a row they started asking "WTF ARE YOU DOING THERE?" and then they realized I was doing some sort of cheats and I started to LAUGH NON-STOP 😂 the volcan baru was so funny the race started like 1 minute ago and I already ended at the minute 2 eveyone was telling me WTF xD
Very disagree with some rankings but good video I just dont understand how ppl think dkjp glitch is so easy tho its not like the hardest ever but you literally have to do a wall clip while flying through the air and then you go on the next one to say how clipping the tree on peach beach is more precise 😭
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Folks take notice. These are the kind of mkwii videos that come out only every once in a while here on YT. Sit back, relax, and watch funky kong dance his heart out
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"The game functions."
Truly the best quote to describe Mario Kart Wii.
"DK Jungle Sewer" - I approve
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It genuinely sucks tho
Judging from my exploits, I’d have to say the gap jump is the most brudal of all skips
nah the hardest shortcut ever is any grass cut
The fact that the concept of an ultra shortcut is such an obvious bug with the "three checkpoints loaded at once" approach, and how the developers clearly made it difficult (but possible on some tracks) to get behind the last key checkpoint, makes me think that some troll employee did this all on purpose. Or, Nintendo was just kind of interested in people finding glitches. I mean didn't they keep glitch times on the leaderboards? The concept wouldn't be that weird for the time, since many games included difficult to find easter eggs and cheat codes. The flaw in the checkpoint system would just be too obvious to any decent coder, right?
They were a part of Reggie’s great scheme
Nintendo have never deleted glitch times as far as I know, they only patch the glitch online if they can.
@@ShyGuy. this is untrue - if memory serves, in June 2008, Nintendo did initially delete a few Grumble Volcano WR holders
to think that a couple obvious oversights in programming kind of made mkwii the best game in the series
This video is so top notch
Good music
Good editing
New insights compared to the summoning salt video
Great story telling
10/10
This is by far the best video you have put out (not including fork reveal), this turned out so well, nice job
Fork reveal easily the best RUclips video of all time
It will never cease to amaze me that there is an official ultrashortcut category for rainbow road
Edit: well rip now it’s a lot easier I guess
Proud to say I've done all of these (apart from rainbow road) obviously not in the most spectacular times, but times which do give myself some deserved credibility!
Even N64 Bowser’s Castle!?
@@bluepianta6743 yes using TAS
@@raidshemani6266 ok
now do them all RTA
Of all the MK Wii content channels, you have stuck out to me. I especially like your choice of epic music used from Super Mario Galaxy, Super Smash Bros and Xenoblade Chronicles. That combination of games to take music from is sublime. The presentation skills kept me hooked. Thank you so much for this effort!
As someone who hasn't performed these, I had no idea the Grumble Volcano ultra shortcut. I would have thought it was one of the hardest.
Who's gonna tell him sherbert land shortcut can now be performed with only one mushroom?
Great background music choices !
That should've been a funky Kong smh
The editing style and choice of music reminds me a lot of early 2010 videos in the best possible way, great video!
Great video! You can see how much effort you put into it.
One little thing: there is a slightly easier method for the DKJP glitch, where you clip off one of the signs pointing you around the first turn instead of clipping off the tree. It's probably not enough to change its position in the ranking, but still.
I played jupiter for my senior band performance you just gave me some good flashbacks thank you sir
6:33 oh believe me buddy, i’m an expert at angling my analog stick
in the mushroom cup. straight up “anglong it” and by “it” haha well lets ‘. justr say. My stijits
@@GorillaFan_32 i will remember this forever
who is up angling their stick
So proud that this was my idea
Mario kart WII practically perfected the balance of an actual game and a buggy mess. I love it.
It’s crazy how a very easy way of doing the rainbow road glitch was pulled off recently, which basically puts it in like the 5-9/20 range instead of
Really enjoyed this masterpiece!
As someone who knows absolutely nothing about ultra shortcuts, man this video was really well made
Very great video Mr. Fry I whish that I had the skill to do some of these
Hey Big Fry guess what?! I loved this video and your channel :)
small thing I noticed is that for the Mario raceway is the second tree oon the right from the finish line is another way of clipping onto the track below
amazing video. love how you didn't over explain as well as how you covered this
6:13 To the left? My entire Mario kart Wii career, I've been holding it slightly to the right.
That's the same for me
Honestly would’ve finished helping with the docs. But was quite stressed out with school and it’s finally over. Happy that this is uploaded though. Wished I could’ve gave more info. As I do know a bit about glitches here. Funny how dkjp is so low. And peach beach is higher. The sherbet land glitch is also quite overrated if I would say so myself. It’s just clipping a sub pixel pole. It’s not too bad to do once. Shane did a great job explaining most of this. And how difficult these are. Not that I agree with some. But among the top 4 they are all extremely difficult and correct. Amazing video.
for warios gold mine, theres shroomless ulta shortcuts that you can do twice after using shrooms. they're considerably harder cause you have to angle yourself dam near straight up on the halfpipe, trick, drift right, wheelie right off the cliff before the goalpost "landing" to the right of the green pipe
All this time I thought the fast way of going the volcano short cut was the only way. Ever since I was a kid.
I LOVE THIS SONG
My first thoughts when I turned on the video
For the maple treeway glitch 2nd phase, if you start leaning back in midair right before you go through the cliff thing (after you go through the ground by the plant thing), it makes the 2nd phase of this glitch the easiest. Use your second mushroom right as you start leaning back.
Amazing video and I appreciate the amount of efforts you’ve put into this!
Did you know that the Wario's Gold Mine Ultra can be done pipeless? This is because the game keeps track height when you hit the oob area. Too low, and you will get a bad respawn.
The “dancing” on bowsers castle is called fire hopping btw
You should have done it in the morb meter format
Why didn’t I think of that
never thought i would encounter someone who enjoys Holst’s planets in the wilds of youtube, repect
Today was the day I learnt about Ultra Shortcuts.
12:43 LMAO
Great video
The fact that there's only one ultra-shortcut/lane support the hypothesis that they are intentional.
Absolutely incredible
ground ❌ceiling ❌ horizontal wall ✅
Amazing video, I didn't know all the insught about the difficulty of certain glitches 👏
Unpopular opinion: the WGM ultra is easier than the GV ultra. Here me out: landing on the rock from the ramp shroomless is kinda tricky for a beginner, you have to get enough distance with the correct alignment and manage your air movements correctly; on the other hand, for the WGM ultra you don't need to time a spin hop, you can just shroom and wheelie, the difficulty here for a beginner is mainly to avoid trigger the last CP when leaving the road; the thing is, you don't even need to land on the pipe for the ultra to work, there's a region to the right of it where if you just die there it still works as normal. Tbh, if I have to do one of them first try rn, provided that I can take my time to allign, I'd have a much higher chance of landing the WGM ultra (and tbh I spent more time improving my GV one, even though with the fast entry). But that's my personal opinion, I can see others having a different. That said, I only pulled off the first 5 ultras on the list (I did land the MC ultra a couple of times), so idk that much about the difficulty of other ultras, but honestly I was expecting MT to be much lower on the list, since it doesn't include any wallclip it looked to me not too hard compared to the others; on the other hand, I thought GV2 was much harder, the collision of the blocks at the start has always looked to me pretty junky when attempting it for fun (with no success whatsoever 😂).
Also, a couple of notes: the difficulty for the RR ultra is also in the fact that you need to get very much air on the spin drift in order to land back inside the KCP0 before leaving the road: there have been few attempts before the successful one that landed to the other side, but the lap didn't count because of this.
Also for the KC ultra, if you don't know, the horizontal wall you hit is the top block at the bottom of the finish line pole: that wall isn't small, the thing is that the part of the wall that sticks out of the invisible wall is insanely tiny.
Last note: one day, every track will have a glitch... besides MC3, that dumb track has no low invisible walls, no horizontal walls, nothing... our only hope is an insanely game warping glitch that let's us drive through walls with super weird conditions or something along those lines... which would still most likely be TAS only... or maybe not 🙂
For the GV ultra, you can just drive around the track normally and use a mushroom there at the end of lap 1 instead, which is easier than the SSMT
Noice, Clash on the Big Bridge
Now here is something to ask.... for all of these ultra shortcuts.... can any of these be done with a kart, or are all of these bike exclusive.
banger video ngl
I’m using this as a kind of guide for which shortcuts to learn first and had a question about mushroom gorge. All of the stuff I’ve seen say hold the joystick to the right when on the wall after gaining height, but you said left. Is this something that was found to be more consistent in the last few years or was it a mistake?
I’m pretty sure ur supposed to hold bottom right, not sure why I said left in the video. Just do a bunch of times and you’ll get a feel for it
You don't have to bounce back on waluigi stadium. The lap will still count if you just land over there instead of bouncing back and it still skips a key checkpoint making it much easier and in my opinion, about as hard as peach beach.
Bruh, i've done the maple treeway ultra but not the mushroom gorge one. What am i doing wrong
I agree with grumble volcano being the easiest cause it only took me a few hours to learn to do consistently and i havn't landed any other ultra shortcuts yet
Why is Ghost valley considered an ultra shortcut? By your explanation I would expect it to be just a regular glitch because it does not boost you right in front of the starting line and to the last keycheckpoint (which is also why toads factory isnt included). Or are there only 2 keycheckpoints on this track and you therefor do in fact clip to the last keycheckpoint of the track?
You still skip a key checkpoint on gv2, so it’s an ultra. Also the toads factory glitch doesn’t skip any key checkpoints.
@@bigfry5 Aaah alright! Thank you very much for your reply, great Video btw! 👌
The summoningsalt feeling man..
I couldnt do the mario circuit one, but the coconut mall one made my brother laugh when he saw it 😂
Big Fry just doesn’t know the stuff he’s explaining very well
peach beach is much easier if you stop and align, and you still save a lot of time. i'm not even great at glitches but i made a 2/3 run which was like top 50 and that took about the same amount of time as getting sherbet land once. way easier than dkjp too
and honestly i find gv2 way harder than maple treeway (1/3 flame runner) maybe harder than peach beach for actually getting a faster 3 lap time because it saves such a small amount of time and you need to set up so fast. i still dont have a 3 lap time with it
agree with the bottom 2 since it's the only 2 I know how to do lol
Actually a banger vid👏
I think we miiiight need a new video on this (Bowser’s Castle Wii, DS Yoshi Falls, Moo Moo Meadows)
Aren’t those all tas tho
Is there going to be an updated version some day?
the new DK's Jungle Parkway tas for 3:49 is beautiful
🧌
This video is so good!
I think the wgm ultra is easier than grumble. You can litterally do it pressing only 1 button at a time
i was doing random ghost races on Wiimfi and one ghost did the Peach Beach Clip
Kinda surprised Ghost Valley 2 was included and not others since it doesn’t skip any key checkpoints similarly to DKM, BCwii, BC3, TF, etc.
Yes it does, it skips the first key checkpoint
At 18:41 it’s not a spindrift, it’s a regular hop…
Wrong. It is a spindrift. A hop doesn’t give as much distance.
@@glitchg14 no, it is a regular hop. you go from holding down to holding right or up-right
@@shane2980 really? I was told it was a hard spindrift. Interesting.
Grumble volcano respawn is definitely the most difficult
Great stuff!
"Stay cute".
then theres the 1 mushroom rainbow road shortcut
shane is a member of a server ive been a part of for months lolol
They're all hard when using the wii wheel
Now Rainbow Road glitch is not as hard but is still hard
The rainbow road glitch id apparantly harder than the bc64
w shane
Big fry literally sounds like the guide voice in Fnaf pizzeria simulator
i cant get the coconut mall glitch i keep dying after using my mushroom do you know what i am doing wrong
Which song was used in the intro opening?
Jupiter - Gustav Holst
What is exactly "dancing"? I don't get it
That’s cool
Now do them all with the wii wheel
The grumble volcano shortcut just doesn’t work for me, i get on to the rock, i go past the ridge but it just doesn’t count the lap. can someone please help?
update: i got it!
Yup, no needed to explain what an Ultra Shortcut is, SummoningSalt video seen
These are all hard for me cause I play on wii remote 😭
funny Jupiter song
As it’s basically impossible I had to turn to glitches to get normal staff ghosts I have done it but the game ain’t counting them for example Mario circuit
Staff ghost-1:44:777
My time-1-:40-720
i see you have excellent taste starting the video off with jupiter by holst
I remember when I was in a party of a friend then they decided to play Mario Mario kart and always the loser needed to pass the control to another person, and guess what I always won 1st Place because of the gliches at first they didn't notice but after winning 10 times in a row they started asking "WTF ARE YOU DOING THERE?" and then they realized I was doing some sort of cheats and I started to LAUGH NON-STOP 😂 the volcan baru was so funny the race started like 1 minute ago and I already ended at the minute 2 eveyone was telling me WTF xD
Very disagree with some rankings but good video
I just dont understand how ppl think dkjp glitch is so easy tho its not like the hardest ever but you literally have to do a wall clip while flying through the air and then you go on the next one to say how clipping the tree on peach beach is more precise 😭
hi Bailey, this got in your recommended as well?
@@MitchMKW yes
Uses a 1-20 scale for some reason. Still uses decimals in rankings?
grumble volcano has to be the absolute easiest......not watched yet but if its not rated that Ill be amazed😂
the rainbow road ultra shortcut can be done with a mushroom
did this man just say you have to Kobe yourself😳
nice vid
mushroom gorge is easier than grumble and warios good mine
I love good mine🥰
only doing the first part of ghost valley isnt an ultra shortcut but a glitch
It still skips a key checkpoint, thus making it an ultra shortcut
cant even do the first one
Can someone tell me what the wall clip dance is? Haven't been able to figure it out lol
This is not the most glitched mario game. That title absolutely goes to 64 with a game breaking shortcut on almost every track
mario kart wii has the fancier shortcuts tho
Just use donkey kong’s hair and everything will be good 👍👍👍👍
otherwise great vid
it's still better than DKSC, though.
if you ever do more videos on glitches i would be happy to help out
Yeah btw Big Fry if you don't know, invincible is the world record holder for parkway glitch whose run you showed in the vid
Yes I know that
parkway best track