The really funny thing about this is that the MG longcut you showed and deemed to be the slowest of all of them actually saves time when performed correctly lol
A shortcut runners biggest drawback is playing the game legit lol. It's like learning how to ride a bike after breaking your legs and recovering for 20yrs. I saw the pain. I feel you bro.
On your no shortcut attempt you drove Dry Dry Ruins in a Nintendo non-approved way because you're supposed to go off both zippers. The Nintendo ninjas will be coming to your house very soon.
This was fun but a version of “worst shortcuts” where the risk of attempting the shortcut almost always outweighs the reward would be SWEET! (Obviously this wouldn’t apply to attempting PBs/WRs, more of a casual play perspective)
I feel like there could be some hideous respawn shortcuts on Ghost Valley and you could practically just go for driving Mario Raceway in a straight line. Wouldn't mind a part 2 of this.
Not sure if there's already a video about this but what I thought this video was going to be after reading the title is ranking all the commonly used shortcuts, but be showing the shortcuts that barely save any time (like the 2 mushroom pads on the left at the begining of mushroom george). Understandably that video idea could probally take some time to make. I've always wondered how much time some shortcuts actually save. (Another example, shroomless daisy circuit offload ramp)
I can't even do most of the shortcuts on DDR properly and that's another reason why I hate it and why it's my least favorite track give or take along with Sherbet Land.
@@beanzard64 Thanks Bean I appreciate it. The ultra I can't do because you don't have enough time to react on the 3rd part which I can't do unless I cut off slightly less, the sandhop I can't do properly half the time because I sometimes I either don't get air, I hit the cactus, or I hit the wall on the other side. The only shortcut I can do properly at times on DDR is the lake jump which is the one I primarily used by the time I was done TTing it.
I expected you to demonstrate the paths clearly intended to be shortcuts by the developers, but that fail at doing their job due to bad design. I'm pretty sure you could have used a better title for your video.
0:13 that looks so smooth. Idk how to describe it but it looks like hes going inside the thing and inside the thing theres an ice map. It looks like its both on the same map
I think the biggest defence one can give to the over obsession with shortcuts in the Mario Kart Community is especially with Wii is that it gives reason for people to keep replaying the courses and explore every nooking cranny for new shortcut potential so if anything and exploit any quirks in each tracks’ physics, it makes you appreciate every track that bit more
I'm glad he reghosted when he hit the wall after preforming the shortcuts to prevent skewing the results. It's things like this that show how seriously he takes this.
One could argue that, by landing back on the ground earlier, I actually drove more of the track than if I had bounced off the mushroom, therefore not taking a shortcut
10:26 I'd say that wasnt a needed correction as you are correct. You are halfway through the racetrack, this is compared to the race or course itself. Although I know what you meant. But even if im wrong, its cool and all. After all its your video and your audience!
THIS WAS SO GOOD I CAN TELL IM GONNA COME BACK TO WATCH THIS ALOT THANK YOU i watch the vehicle clan war one alot and i can tell this one is gonna be the same TY FOR THIS VID
Hey Bean im not able to play mario kart online and playing offline is simply not hard at times. Do you have any challenges or fun things to do in mario kart while offline?
I'd recommend playing Time Trials. There are lots of tracks (as well as glitches) to play, and there's always the incentive to keep getting better by beating your own times. It's a lot of fun!
@@Foster128 Whether I'm recording a video or not, I don't use swear words. It's just not something I do. Even if I accidentally did at some point while recording, I'd have edited it out. I don't have any reason to lie about this.
Are there any terrible shortcuts that I missed?
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Yikes! You must have taken a long fall to land all the way down here! Before you begin your journey back to the actual video playing at the top of the page, let me offer you the free gift of a subscription to a RUclips channel with a growing library of Mario Kart Wii content.
ruclips.net/user/beanzard64
what an annoying comment
mushroom gorge gap jump but shroomless
XD
what an amazing comment
The DS Twilight House Super Duper Ultra Shortcut (/j)
The really funny thing about this is that the MG longcut you showed and deemed to be the slowest of all of them actually saves time when performed correctly lol
Doesn't kart wr do it?
*Y E S*
you really invented longcuts
wow
longpastes
They're still shorter... just not temporally.
🗿
He really did
Mario Kart Wii players on their way to shatter the fabric of reality in order to skip one turn of a track:
fr tho
Alt title: dude falls behind in race to go on scenic routes
A shortcut runners biggest drawback is playing the game legit lol. It's like learning how to ride a bike after breaking your legs and recovering for 20yrs. I saw the pain. I feel you bro.
On your no shortcut attempt you drove Dry Dry Ruins in a Nintendo non-approved way because you're supposed to go off both zippers. The Nintendo ninjas will be coming to your house very soon.
This was fun but a version of “worst shortcuts” where the risk of attempting the shortcut almost always outweighs the reward would be SWEET! (Obviously this wouldn’t apply to attempting PBs/WRs, more of a casual play perspective)
I feel like there could be some hideous respawn shortcuts on Ghost Valley and you could practically just go for driving Mario Raceway in a straight line.
Wouldn't mind a part 2 of this.
For Mario Circuit, you could've just taken the ramp 'shortcut'. It's actually slower than taking the turn normally lol.
The ramp saves time if you get a low trick
The worst shortcut was probably found by me playing this game when I was 8 years old and just vibin, not knowing how to drift or anything lol
Had a buck in my account, saw the membership was 99c, what?
Im buying that thing
Yoooooo thanks man! I really appreciate that (-:
You're awesome bro
Lmao I thought you were gonna say 'a word from this video’s sponsor' 0:38
"People never take their time anymore"
- beanzard64, about one of the most popular *racing* games ever
5:57 LMAO 😂 That is pure editing right there.
New challenge, in an online match, take a longcut and don’t get last place
Not sure if there's already a video about this but what I thought this video was going to be after reading the title is ranking all the commonly used shortcuts, but be showing the shortcuts that barely save any time (like the 2 mushroom pads on the left at the begining of mushroom george). Understandably that video idea could probally take some time to make. I've always wondered how much time some shortcuts actually save. (Another example, shroomless daisy circuit offload ramp)
There are definitely a bunch of real shortcuts that just barely save time.
I can't even do most of the shortcuts on DDR properly and that's another reason why I hate it and why it's my least favorite track give or take along with Sherbet Land.
There's just so much stuff you need to learn to play it properly, I don't blame you
I love ddr
@@beanzard64 Thanks Bean I appreciate it. The ultra I can't do because you don't have enough time to react on the 3rd part which I can't do unless I cut off slightly less, the sandhop I can't do properly half the time because I sometimes I either don't get air, I hit the cactus, or I hit the wall on the other side. The only shortcut I can do properly at times on DDR is the lake jump which is the one I primarily used by the time I was done TTing it.
@@emilydavidson8844 the german democratic republic?
@@pootis1699 dance dance Revolution
BeanZard: I hate falling off this ramp, so let’s skip it by falling off!
Me playing online:
On an unrelated note, you should check out the Point Blank OST, I think it fits with your personality.
Thanks! I'll look into it
These aren't shortcuts, they're longcuts
wait a sec. skipping the last mushroom pad on MG right in the middle of the track is a common shortcut, you cheated! >:(
Imagine it was 2007 (I think that's the year mario kart wii was released) and you accidentally find a shroomless cut in toad factory
The troll face on Mario Circuit
I expected you to demonstrate the paths clearly intended to be shortcuts by the developers, but that fail at doing their job due to bad design. I'm pretty sure you could have used a better title for your video.
0:13 that looks so smooth. Idk how to describe it but it looks like hes going inside the thing and inside the thing theres an ice map. It looks like its both on the same map
Did bro casually get 2: 37 on Rainbow Road
22:28 rosalina tried lol
average kart main L
Me when mc3 gets an ultra after 15/16 years WHAT THE F-
2:56
“It’s not a shortcut it’s just a big shortcut”
- Bean 2024
I think the biggest defence one can give to the over obsession with shortcuts in the Mario Kart Community is especially with Wii is that it gives reason for people to keep replaying the courses and explore every nooking cranny for new shortcut potential so if anything and exploit any quirks in each tracks’ physics, it makes you appreciate every track that bit more
“Longcuts”
Even though you managed to not hit last, mad respects to JZ for trying the wallride at the end there
I'm glad he reghosted when he hit the wall after preforming the shortcuts to prevent skewing the results. It's things like this that show how seriously he takes this.
Love these videos bro everything about it is perfect new sub for sure!
Thanks man!
@@beanzard64 No Prob!
18:24 sounds like a Minecraft phantom
Not really tbh
@@Lambent_OmegaIdk, the cut definitely adds to it. Makes it sound like you’re getting swarmed lol.
Your video ideas continue to impress me
Thank you!
Love binging your videos, they’re so relaxing and nostalgic:)
Thank you!
Honestly I love your channel!
Thank you!
can't believe you'd do a shortcut and skip the red mushroom at 14:11
One could argue that, by landing back on the ground earlier, I actually drove more of the track than if I had bounced off the mushroom, therefore not taking a shortcut
Thank you so much for posting more of this outsatnding content! Keep it up man, got all hope on ya!
It seems like you found all the longcuts! 😅
Thanks!
hey man whats that ost called at 1:00?
2-Player Results - Pac-Man Arrangement
The normal version of the mushroom gorge one sounds cool
There's a quote something along the lines of, "a player will optimize the fun out of a game."
These aint shortcuts, these are footlongcuts 💀
WE ALMOST AT 20K SUBS LETS GO
BIG 20K LETS GO
Waiting for Summoning Salt to upload "Mario Kart Wii: The Ultra Longcut Revolution"
AKA scenic routes
So who expected a jumpscare?
I was just binging through a lot of your videos and today you uploaded!!
niceeee
Mario kart Wii is genuinely the most broken game and I love it
10:26 I'd say that wasnt a needed correction as you are correct. You are halfway through the racetrack, this is compared to the race or course itself. Although I know what you meant.
But even if im wrong, its cool and all. After all its your video and your audience!
bro your videos are actually awesome. keep it up, perfect mix between nostalgia and keeping it fresh :)
Thanks so much!
Yo random question what game is the song on 0:21 from and what is the name of the song?
How to play - Mario Party 1 (N64)
6:24-6:25 this why I hate bump into a wall wasted few seconds or end up in last place on online mode
Havent been able to watch your videos due to exams, but now that im watching again, i lowkey wish i didnt study as much 😂
Hope your exams went well, thanks for watching (-:
Mario kart video analysis my beloved
Can you do more videos in a faster rate your one of my favorite RUclipsrs and it will be great if you do this
Thanks, I appreciate that! I currently try to upload once every week (for the most part), though I can't really do more than that for the time being
@@beanzard64 That's actually a good schedule if you ask me.
Thats completely ok man@beanzard64
yo bro i love ur video's, I really admire your skills in this game and you seem like a chill dude
Thank you so much man! I appreciate it
THIS WAS SO GOOD I CAN TELL IM GONNA COME BACK TO WATCH THIS ALOT THANK YOU
i watch the vehicle clan war one alot and i can tell this one is gonna be the same TY FOR THIS VID
Thanks so much man! Glad you enjoyed
Another certified banger by the bean himself.
Thanks, glad you liked it!
Hey Bean im not able to play mario kart online and playing offline is simply not hard at times. Do you have any challenges or fun things to do in mario kart while offline?
I'd recommend playing Time Trials. There are lots of tracks (as well as glitches) to play, and there's always the incentive to keep getting better by beating your own times. It's a lot of fun!
Thanks I’ve done a little bit of time trials but haven’t got into them.
It would be convenient to have a way to record the past lap 3/3 autopilot laps for the no shortcut ghosts
Hey, do you know if there’s a way to play wiimifi on dolphin without nand?
A month late, but you can actually play MKWII online without a nand in ZPL's Retro Rewind and this tool called Wheel Wizard.
I love your content man!!
Thank you!
well i actually lost only .3 with the mg shortcut and still used gap jump
sent this to my friend who’s never played the game and now he’s a professional 😄
THIS VIDEO WAS SO AMAZINGCALTASTIC KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
Thank you!
Great video as always bean
Thanks!
D
You didnt even do the cut on mushroom George😭😭 you didn’t skip the first checkpoint
Yoooo nice vid bean!
Thank you!
10:37 bros wii remote went down a batter lol
It's Called A "Longcut"
Hey how you been brother? Intersting video might try this 😅
I've been good man! And yeah, it was fun looking for these haha
Why is no one talking abt guy sux💀💀💀
p sure the Mushroom Gorge one is just slightly worse than what the TAS does... it doesn't cut off as much, you know?
Yeah, there's a TAS that does a similar shortcut, but it's actually really fast
Nice video Beap.
You need to invest in a calculator though
12:31 did he just make a new shortcut?
3:47 dat black hole sound
I just showed my puppy this video and he liked the video with his nose and tongue at the same time 😭😭😭😭
He gets it
@@beanzard64 ikr 😭😭
18:44 oh what no???
"Oh, ye- no!"
@@beanzard64 yeah totallyyyyyyyy…
@@Foster128 Whether I'm recording a video or not, I don't use swear words. It's just not something I do. Even if I accidentally did at some point while recording, I'd have edited it out. I don't have any reason to lie about this.
@@beanzard64 oh mb i was js joking
All good 👍
I like to find backwards shortcuts in Mario kart Wii, just because I have unlocked everything. Also I think I heard a swear word…? 18:44
"Oh, ye- no!"
So this was what you were trying to pull off
I think on ddr nintendo expected.you to use both blue zippers
14:10 you did a shortcut on accident
on mushroom goerge you skipped the 3rd mushroom on the split path is that not a shortcut?
I wouldn't say so. It may be faster, but it doesn't actually cut off any of the track.
They should be called "Longcuts".
I think you accidentally did a shortcut on mushroom gorge with the 3rd mushroom skip 😅
wow such FAST shortcuts😯
Even faster than taking shortcuts on max cc lol
18:45 i heard bean swear
"Oh, ye- no!"
Please… please just say Nintended at least once…
This is so stupid. I love it
Wait how are you playing MKW online I thought the servers shut down 2014
It's called Wiimmfi, it's a custom server
@@beanzard64 TYSM!!!!!
5:57 LMFAOOOOO
troll face at 8:26
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
This is how Mario Kart Wii was nintended to be played
Great vid
Thank you!
Mario kart miss it a lot so fun game the culture of watching shortcut videos
guess you could call these “long”cuts
Slower vehicles count ?