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  • @Hdiwbjsow
    @Hdiwbjsow Год назад +21423

    He high balled him with 5k😂😂

    • @mullittmustang256
      @mullittmustang256 Год назад +275

      Fr I love my Honda’s, but you hit me with this one it’s a $2,500 car with the RPF1’s (if they’re real) 😂😂 least it’s ain’t rusty though like the shits in Canada and northeast US

    • @zokusharuuku1091
      @zokusharuuku1091 Год назад +13

      Ikr lol

    • @yoshi2413
      @yoshi2413 Год назад +25

      Yeah it’s a RSX type S…

    • @mastergrief3134
      @mastergrief3134 Год назад +6

      pin this lmao

    • @Thugnificent420
      @Thugnificent420 Год назад +10

      @SLOW FRS waste of money

  • @Jean_Driftstein
    @Jean_Driftstein Год назад +11623

    "nO lOwBAllEr, I kNOw wHaT I gOt"

    • @1998lemuel
      @1998lemuel Год назад +258

      It's so damn true right now. People out here wanting 5k on their civics like cmon bro. We know that ain't worth more than 2k

    • @ShadoCroc
      @ShadoCroc Год назад +5

      Is that a RCR reference?

    • @sleepypants6314
      @sleepypants6314 Год назад +34

      plus all the mods. i mean the car is not a virgin no more

    • @j92_ek
      @j92_ek Год назад +76

      Trynna buy a civic right now a joke. Dude asking $5,500 for a ek hatch with clapped suspension,key lock busted,no radio and missing all the trunk.

    • @LTaylor803
      @LTaylor803 Год назад +41

      Boy if this don't sound like people around me with 300k mile silverados with a slipping trans, rusted out rockers and a lifter tap

  • @cb3616
    @cb3616 Год назад +1742

    " Because all we do is race out here. We don't commute".😂

    • @Trekzity
      @Trekzity Год назад +1

      Yh

    • @GlizzyBeans
      @GlizzyBeans 11 месяцев назад +5

      @ChevyboySS96 Hondas always win

    • @GlizzyBeans
      @GlizzyBeans 11 месяцев назад +1

      @ChevyboySS96 they beat supras

    • @GlizzyBeans
      @GlizzyBeans 11 месяцев назад

      @ChevyboySS96 I know I'm fucking wit you

    • @2seep
      @2seep 11 месяцев назад

      @@GlizzyBeansnot these types 😂

  • @UsuallyCully
    @UsuallyCully 2 месяца назад +86

    I literally searched "Honda asian guy" and this was the first thing to pop up 😂

  • @achikkun1856
    @achikkun1856 Год назад +6512

    I'm Asian but that dude is like a Pro Max version of Asian.

    • @six1364
      @six1364 Год назад +211

      Asian pro max

    • @luckyCOYOTE27
      @luckyCOYOTE27 Год назад +69

      Where can i find one of these. Need him to solve math equations. That if i don't go broken on the first math equations like 1+1

    • @achikkun1856
      @achikkun1856 Год назад +35

      @@luckyCOYOTE27 I'm looking too, they are very rare.

    • @luckyCOYOTE27
      @luckyCOYOTE27 Год назад +20

      @@achikkun1856 maybe the black market has one who knows because we don't.

    • @achikkun1856
      @achikkun1856 Год назад +8

      @@luckyCOYOTE27 that's "dark" 💀. Pun intended.

  • @nickdaub3499
    @nickdaub3499 Год назад +5585

    Facebook market in a nutshell

    • @christians131
      @christians131 Год назад +193

      Nah, fb marketplace would be him walking up and asking, “is this still available?”
      Then when the seller says yes, he just turns around and walks away

    • @roykoldheart
      @roykoldheart Год назад +8

      @@christians131 😂😂😂😂

    • @victyper301
      @victyper301 Год назад +4

      It’s because its a collector item especially if it a type S. Like the s2k nsx and other 90s Honda etc just give it a few more year they be higher then a wedgie.

    • @voicesgt9204
      @voicesgt9204 Год назад +11

      @@victyper301bro if it was stock yea but how is this clapped out honda even close to collectable

    • @cd5accordguy
      @cd5accordguy Год назад

      Ong bro was asking 5 band for a shell and I didn’t know what to say other then no

  • @terenceperson
    @terenceperson Год назад +51

    He was being waaaay to damn generous with 5k

  • @ProfessorTurtleGuy
    @ProfessorTurtleGuy 10 месяцев назад +39

    "Hey are you the guy selling the RSX?"
    "EEEHEEHHHH"
    😂😂😂

  • @TheChuyDewy
    @TheChuyDewy Год назад +4976

    they be asking 7k for a car that wont shift into 3rd

    • @jaydesantiago281
      @jaydesantiago281 Год назад +26

      🤣

    • @SizzaE60
      @SizzaE60 Год назад +114

      It’s always 3rd 💀

    • @Thatguychris86
      @Thatguychris86 Год назад +46

      But it’s a v8 so it’s 10k still “I know what I have” lol

    • @notworthit1096
      @notworthit1096 Год назад +20

      It’s a K series, V tech yo

    • @jdonez8347
      @jdonez8347 Год назад +10

      🤣🤣🤣😂 you ain't lying, them 2 door teggys and civics weren't worth 7k in 95

  • @libralos
    @libralos Год назад +1731

    “Ahhh huhh “ 😂😂

    • @ulyssesmullins3181
      @ulyssesmullins3181 Год назад +33

      “Come check it out” 😂😂

    • @LifeAfterWideOpenThrottle
      @LifeAfterWideOpenThrottle Год назад +10

      the fact that youtube put “translate to english” under this comment has to be pure comedy gold

    • @Bobslayer-qg5pn
      @Bobslayer-qg5pn Год назад +8

      That gave me hueey vibes

    • @deltahalo2895
      @deltahalo2895 Год назад +2

      @@LifeAfterWideOpenThrottle fuckin sends it over the moon lmao

    • @SgawCules
      @SgawCules Год назад +1

      @@Bobslayer-qg5pn rip

  • @HuzairiHalim
    @HuzairiHalim Год назад +3

    I love the “uh-huhhh” in the beginning 😂

  • @FkZeljeznicarFan816
    @FkZeljeznicarFan816 Год назад +16

    Bro my dad used to have a 2000 Honda Civic EX in Forest green. Perfect condition and bone stock except some minor cosmetic uprgrades such as tint small Honda wing and some little green lights on the hood and rims. It was such a nice car and Japan assembled and built. Sadly got crushed a few years ago.

  • @biganimetiddies1287
    @biganimetiddies1287 Год назад +1403

    "but they're so reliable, I know what I have"
    -guy with two different sets of wheels and 15 different colors on his car

    • @vamnpyre
      @vamnpyre Год назад

      ❤️

    • @jaykhan3191
      @jaykhan3191 Год назад +52

      they are reliable, before they start messing with every damn component under the hood lol

    • @Wippzi
      @Wippzi Год назад +14

      @@jaykhan3191 seen a civic with a jerry rigged light switch as the ignition. people get crazy with them things😂

    • @disco.lemonade
      @disco.lemonade Год назад +6

      @@jaykhan3191 Along with Corollas, no other mass production car comes close to Civics in terms of reliability. With good maintenance they can hit half a million miles without major issues, 20 plus years driving like it's nothing. Now, if the poor Civic falls into the hands of a ricer... Well.

    • @jaykhan3191
      @jaykhan3191 Год назад +3

      @@disco.lemonade absolutely. Growing up in NY, corollas and civics were the economy car that everyone had. If you didn't have the baby cars, you had an accord or camry.

  • @jayleneason6526
    @jayleneason6526 Год назад +834

    All we do is race out here🤣

    • @viewer9680
      @viewer9680 Год назад +20

      "We don't commute"

    • @GazBoyZ
      @GazBoyZ Год назад +8

      I felt that when he sahd we dk t commute😭😭

    • @westernharo74822
      @westernharo74822 Год назад

      Guys ghetto country as hell

  • @P0EN1X
    @P0EN1X Год назад +40

    This is also true with Subarus at the moment, you could get an mint sti for 3-5k a year ago, now your lucky to find a beat up turbo for less than 6k

    • @Fragile-s-junktube
      @Fragile-s-junktube 5 месяцев назад +2

      no fucking way STIs went for 5k.
      NAs go for 5k in my country lmfaooo

  • @nateponyboy7201
    @nateponyboy7201 Год назад +8

    Velocity stack 😂😂😂

  • @Indifference2000
    @Indifference2000 Год назад +714

    This is actually footage of a real sale

  • @jessea7117
    @jessea7117 Год назад +229

    The pose at the begginning with the bent pole 😂😭 I'm dead

  • @troyle3504
    @troyle3504 Год назад +3

    this deserves a million likes, so funny!

  • @mrbizzaros
    @mrbizzaros Год назад +6

    Okay, I'm just gonna pretend I didn't read the title as "Buying a Honda at the Zoo"...

  • @shortcake1025
    @shortcake1025 Год назад +204

    That 20k price is the only velocity stack here. 👁️👄👁️

  • @TheBakedBiker
    @TheBakedBiker Год назад +703

    "iLl gIvE yOu FiVe ThOuSaNd" lmfao things worth $500 lol

    • @JETZcorp
      @JETZcorp Год назад +97

      In today's market:
      4 wheels and runs: $1500
      Air conditioning works: $2,500
      Any Honda or Toyota: $3,500
      VTEC B- or K-series: $7,500

    • @TheBakedBiker
      @TheBakedBiker Год назад

      @@JETZcorp maybe on Craigslist but not for somebody like me who works on cars and has worked on cars for over 20 years actually on every car that you just mentioned all Toyota all Honda with VTEC with vvti without VTech without vvti B,D,K,H,J series 1,2,4-J,U,A none are worth why your calling and I know because I have a K series del sol sitting in the parking lot we got for free so false you are putting a personal value on something that has a real value miles, damage which this has a ton of plus the previous owner beat the shit out of it I'm fuckin good my guy you'll get $900 from me I just bought a bike for $950 my brand new Elantra cost $16k and the guy who gave me the delsol only paid $800 for it your market is trash where you live and I live in the most expensive place in America lmfao

    • @TheBakedBiker
      @TheBakedBiker Год назад +4

      @@JETZcorp so I'll reiterate why you always lyin 🎶 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @JETZcorp
      @JETZcorp Год назад +31

      @@TheBakedBiker I like how you're treating this like I'm trying to be a dictator who speaks these prices from on high. I'm just saying what these idiots are asking. I've had a bunch of sub-1k cars, but in the last couple years they've been very hard to find. A decent Saturn costs twice what it should and people ask twice that again for Hondas and Toyotas. Any steaming wreck with VTEC is treated like treasured gold. I'm not advocating for it. I'd like an old Honda but I'm not stupid enough to pay what people want.

    • @TheBakedBiker
      @TheBakedBiker Год назад +4

      @@JETZcorp I can get you a Saturn what is that i6 for 400 bucks manual transmission

  • @luketeer7996
    @luketeer7996 Год назад +8

    Saw a dude sellin his BEAT up gen one civic for 25K he said firm price no trade it had no wheels and a busted windshield posted 3 years ago 💀

    • @KatMinty
      @KatMinty 5 месяцев назад

      I betcha at least one person went over just to talk shit on his car and leave

  • @ShepardOfficial
    @ShepardOfficial Год назад +1

    "All we do is race out heeeere. WE DON'T COMMUTE!" 😂

  • @gfy498
    @gfy498 Год назад +130

    Even if you connect the intake it’s still finna get hot air lmao 😂

    • @blakk6lass
      @blakk6lass Год назад +7

      he knows that, he’s being **sarcastic**

  • @Mega-Char-X
    @Mega-Char-X Год назад +194

    "why's the car so many different colors?"
    It's called a "Junkyard Special Edition" Package

    • @jackaseries7687
      @jackaseries7687 Год назад

      😂😂

    • @90milla
      @90milla Год назад +4

      There’s no Hondas in junk yards. Those places are reserved for Chevy and Ford

    • @City1Tiger
      @City1Tiger Год назад +2

      ​@@90milla reserved for honda

    • @Mega-Char-X
      @Mega-Char-X Год назад

      ​@@City1Tiger nah hondas are good cars but you see just about everything in them

  • @mrbriceno3949
    @mrbriceno3949 Год назад +2

    You know the price is firm when you first meet him and he’s standing like that 🤣

  • @larrystarks2617
    @larrystarks2617 Год назад +2

    Oh shit, im dead. “all we do is race out here. We dont commute.“
    Hahaha

  • @beemerblash
    @beemerblash Год назад +134

    That initial “ahhhh huuuuh” had me 😂

    • @1k_juice377
      @1k_juice377 Год назад +1

      Sound like the beginning of that milkshake sound🤣

    • @Kamui916
      @Kamui916 Год назад

      ​@@1k_juice377 😂 I'm dead 💀

  • @justinguarino201
    @justinguarino201 Год назад +28

    Disconnect it if I want a velocity stack 💀

  • @hatsman.c
    @hatsman.c Год назад +2

    “Oh, i forgot one thing... Wanna check it out?“
    “Yes“
    “I introduce you the lapt-“

  • @lerxesqt
    @lerxesqt Год назад +2

    "It's 900 horses by every hole"
    Damn so I have 600 hp, I'm fast" 💀

  • @spazx8026
    @spazx8026 Год назад +171

    the ek in the garage tho 😩😍😍😍

  • @MKUltraXOXO-c3r
    @MKUltraXOXO-c3r Год назад +80

    “We don’t commute out here” 😭😭

  • @Coblere
    @Coblere Год назад +3

    That’s one shitbox right there😂

  • @yazi6024
    @yazi6024 Год назад +4

    As an Asian, this makes absolute sense 👏

  • @brightervision1471
    @brightervision1471 Год назад +31

    “Take it out if I want to velocity stack” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @spinaldesert007
    @spinaldesert007 Год назад +74

    *“Are you the guy selling the Rsx?”*
    *“Anhaaaaaa come check in out”* 😂😂😭

  • @FrostyMbrs
    @FrostyMbrs 23 часа назад

    “In case i need cold air, but if i take it out in case i want a velocity stack”😂

  • @daemonphil3132
    @daemonphil3132 Год назад +1

    i genuinely thought he was going to say ''IT'S V tech BABY'' for no reason

  • @r3kop
    @r3kop Год назад +137

    THIS GUY IS A REAL LIFE STICK MAN

    • @blakk6lass
      @blakk6lass Год назад +5

      who fucking cares, enjoy the video

    • @r3kop
      @r3kop Год назад +9

      @@blakk6lass THAT ONE HIT CLOSE TO HOME FOR YOU EH? DO YOU ALSO HAVE A PERM?

    • @blakk6lass
      @blakk6lass Год назад

      @@r3kop what?

    • @r3kop
      @r3kop Год назад +1

      @@blakk6lass EXACTLY

    • @blakk6lass
      @blakk6lass Год назад +6

      @@r3kop u have issues lil bro

  • @JoseSanchez-ti2ju
    @JoseSanchez-ti2ju Год назад +26

    300 hp per hole 😂 I’m dying 😂

  • @anonymous5072
    @anonymous5072 Год назад +1

    That was the most Asian “uh huhhhh” I’ve ever heard

  • @timexbelkin
    @timexbelkin Год назад +1

    Bro took “no lowballers, I know what I got” to an all new level.

  • @mrjesustorres91
    @mrjesustorres91 Год назад +22

    🤣 bro, this happens to me today!
    Home boy wanted 6k for a eg with Over 200k on Odom. Front end damage and no guarantee it would run.

    • @yodaraf4144
      @yodaraf4144 Год назад

      if it’s a clapped out rusted D15 eg hatch, still gone go for 8k

    • @mrjesustorres91
      @mrjesustorres91 Год назад

      @@yodaraf4144 not when the front end damage is this bad.

  • @zigrdadams9428
    @zigrdadams9428 Год назад +4

    “But I’ve got 20k in parts alone. Will not settle for lest than 16k I know what I got!”

  • @The_silver_player
    @The_silver_player 10 месяцев назад +1

    That cannot be street legal shit feels less secure than my bike fr if it hits a speed bump the car turns into legos💀💀

  • @TheWutangclan1995
    @TheWutangclan1995 Год назад +13

    He forgot the other crucial components, the sticker. Each one is extra hp baby!

  • @BigShree
    @BigShree Год назад +20

    ‘UuuuuuyhUuuh COm check it owt’

    • @sliqandy545
      @sliqandy545 6 месяцев назад

      The translation actually corrects it 😂😂😂😂

  • @MemeSterky
    @MemeSterky Год назад +1

    I mean if it’s RSX you can be surprised how good it can look with a little switch

  • @jdmjacob2355
    @jdmjacob2355 Год назад +4

    I would spend 20k on a truck that can pull that thing off the side of the road 🪦💀

  • @WashJosh
    @WashJosh Год назад +8

    I hate trying to buy a Honda only because people tax tf out of it. The car’s condition is never justified for the price they are trying to sell it for. And it’s annoying when it’s fully modded but half assed.

  • @abhayajoodha2331
    @abhayajoodha2331 Год назад +23

    It's got a plum crazy valve cover, that means hellcat power!

  • @Huzy17
    @Huzy17 Год назад +1

    My mom I bet you don't even have one

  • @TheVEN4TOR
    @TheVEN4TOR 11 месяцев назад +1

    incredibly accurate to when i was looking to buy my first accord

  • @CarsPaint
    @CarsPaint Год назад +13

    "It Says Racing" 😂😂😂😂

  • @CapeFilms
    @CapeFilms Год назад +7

    Lol af that’s how they are, thinking they can dump 10k into a 2k car and post it up for sale at 20k lmaoo

  • @cactusanal9395
    @cactusanal9395 Год назад +2

    that shit like a $200 car and thats even to much

  • @waterbnb7204
    @waterbnb7204 Год назад

    When he said "it says racing, we don't commute!" 🤣🤣

  • @kaspermp.3.495
    @kaspermp.3.495 Год назад +7

    For those of you that don’t know yes Acura is a honda brand or more of a luxury side honda.

  • @rikthegreat2918
    @rikthegreat2918 Год назад +82

    When he said “K series” 💀💀💀

  • @harmony7333
    @harmony7333 Год назад +2

    20k you got me f**ked up bruh

  • @johnnyboy6429
    @johnnyboy6429 Год назад +2

    5000?! Lmao. $500

  • @DreamscapeGary
    @DreamscapeGary Год назад +62

    5k??? Hell nah 2500 or no deal 😂

    • @shueibdahir
      @shueibdahir Год назад +1

      I wouldn't touch that at all

    • @NaruSanavai
      @NaruSanavai Год назад +2

      $500.

    • @johnnyboi5661
      @johnnyboi5661 Год назад +4

      I wouldn’t even pay $2500 for that car unless everything sits in flush, and with no dents. That way I can just throw that pos motor out and put a newer one in, and just wrap the whole car.

    • @williamgomez5876
      @williamgomez5876 Год назад +10

      @@johnnyboi5661 good luck with that for 2.5k you'll get a 2002 Saturn these days you must not have looked at the used car market recently

    • @thekrimsonchin6023
      @thekrimsonchin6023 Год назад +1

      ​@@williamgomez5876Right? My guy still living in 2006, take me back 😔

  • @Valthe50Cal
    @Valthe50Cal Год назад +4

    “No lowballing, Ik what I got” yeah garbage

  • @narzitoc
    @narzitoc Год назад +2

    bro why is this accurate

  • @SoL600rr
    @SoL600rr Год назад +1

    If I want cold air boom I got cold air. If I disconnect it boom, Velocity stack🤣🤣💀💀

  • @CowchDot
    @CowchDot Год назад +19

    5k for an rsx is a deal nowadays

  • @DirtyFiST69
    @DirtyFiST69 Год назад +37

    best part is the scrunchie on the shifter

  • @JoJo-rm8lc
    @JoJo-rm8lc Год назад +2

    300 for each hole call my whip the streetwalker

  • @2ricky
    @2ricky 5 месяцев назад

    This guy + the Asian zesty shoe reseller would be an unstoppable duo 😂😂😂

  • @vybsdj
    @vybsdj Год назад +5

    Buying literally any jdm car be like

  • @FiveMCity
    @FiveMCity Год назад +6

    With inflation high as hell in 2022, he probably could sell it for 20k haha

  • @strikerdoc_4205
    @strikerdoc_4205 Год назад +1

    "ill pay 50c i dont think you should be driving that."

  • @johnjohn9827
    @johnjohn9827 Год назад +2

    Honda guys when selling a honda*- “no low ballers”
    Honda guys when buying a honda*- “yk its not worth that much”

  • @pcalhoun18
    @pcalhoun18 Год назад +17

    5k was a stretch already.

  • @ezracing
    @ezracing Год назад +93

    20k or no go 😂

  • @ozarkman291
    @ozarkman291 Год назад +1

    I literally met someone just like this selling an old civic. Clutch was barely catching, they said it was performance tuned. The shifter was literally falling out and they had put a Mercedes knob on it. The hood was literally cut and sliced with a key to draw pictures, they said it would buff out. I've never looked for a used Honda again.

  • @zj2443
    @zj2443 Год назад +2

    $500 final offer

  • @maximilienrobespierre7927
    @maximilienrobespierre7927 Год назад +5

    Pfft, I wouldn't even give 5 thousand for that piece of junk.

  • @SethJacobtacfacts
    @SethJacobtacfacts Год назад +6

    SO TRUE my dad tried getting a EG hatch and this is how it went LOL

  • @kingkongxxi2625
    @kingkongxxi2625 Год назад +2

    From just experiencing this a few months ago this is facts

  • @shiroyasha4995
    @shiroyasha4995 Год назад +2

    you have to pay me to take that contraption from your hands

  • @davidtoth8975
    @davidtoth8975 Год назад +4

    *Jojo poses at lamppost

  • @TheG60528XiJinPing
    @TheG60528XiJinPing Год назад +5

    Disconnect it if I want a velocity stack got me

  • @riccochettv8638
    @riccochettv8638 Месяц назад +1

    5k? Nah I got $500 and you pay for the tow 😂

  • @aydanneally164
    @aydanneally164 Год назад +3

    Yo I'm so stuck to that hach in the back my step dad has a b series hach he got time for 900 we got 17 Honda's in are hated I have a hach of my own I'm 10

  • @mrmenace6532
    @mrmenace6532 Год назад +20

    “ are you to do something to RSX“ 🤓ahhaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @franciscolozada1059
    @franciscolozada1059 Год назад +6

    for real that's how they be, saw some clown wanting to sell an si with a busted up transmission and some rust on the body in my area for 5k, rather go to a dealership and put that down and get ripped of for a new si than try my luck on any Facebook market car.

  • @ImJustCrispy
    @ImJustCrispy Год назад +2

    Him: 20k or no go
    Me:ok *walks off
    Him:ok ok I’ll take the 5k

  • @Edi_w0w12
    @Edi_w0w12 Год назад +1

    Filipinos:Its a sports car

  • @joeydidonato5286
    @joeydidonato5286 Год назад +5

    At that point imma just come back after dark when it’s free

  • @gabriellobo25
    @gabriellobo25 Год назад +14

    20K bro I’m died .😂

  • @nathanielseifert6677
    @nathanielseifert6677 Год назад +3

    Straight facts😂😂😂

  • @charlesmoore2055
    @charlesmoore2055 Год назад +1

    "900 horsepower, 300 for each HOLE" 🥴🥴😂

  • @TheBiigBadWolf
    @TheBiigBadWolf Год назад +10

    5k is wayyyyy too much for that lolll

  • @40caltone
    @40caltone Год назад +15

    Ppl out here want 10k for a 90s civic now like wtf 2 years back could buy one for 1500

    • @wubbalubba4205
      @wubbalubba4205 Год назад +1

      Near new too

    • @LittleVictorMinecraft
      @LittleVictorMinecraft Год назад +1

      If we don’t buy it maybe they’ll realize what their selling Is GARBAGE 🗑

    • @kg888
      @kg888 Год назад +1

      Because they mod it and think it worth more. LOL it stupid

  • @951rollincivicsi
    @951rollincivicsi Год назад +8

    Buying a Honda from a kid be like

  • @SBRS47
    @SBRS47 Год назад +1

    The more colors on the car the more faster it goes

  • @royalbridge
    @royalbridge Год назад +1

    "V-Tec kicks in bruuoh", I love humiliating Honda drivers on my modified Miata lol