He only did mushrooms once as far as I'm aware, and he didn't have the type of fun and connection to everything that most people experience, he had a unique and life altering experience but he doesn't describe it as joyous or fun in any way, he only says it helped him realize why he does comedy for the most part, and unless he's holding back some more details that's as as far as it went for him, which is still great but I'm disappointed that he didn't have more fun seeing the trip unless he's just withholding more detail.
Bill makes a great point about the "weed paper" .. why haven't we switched over to hemp paper, hemp plastic, etc.. I dont even smoke weed but I would really appreciate it if we could get the ball rolling on eliminating tree based paper
because the logging industry has a big lobby in politics and politicians have spent the last 100 years trying to make it as hard as possible to grow hemp, even the type that doesnt contain THC
conflating recreational marijuana with industrial hemp is funny, but not in the way Bill intended. Love the guy, but sometimes he really doesn't know that he doesn't know shit about a particular topic (He'll usually call himself out though, to be fair).
On the note of psychedelics, I did have an epiphany. I came out believing in God. When I hit my peak, it felt like I could physically feel my ego dissolve. And I could no longer feel the difference between me and the universe. Was genuinely one of the best experiences of my life
Yeah, like I'm 5'8", and I can't recall ever being concerned about women being physically stronger than me. Some good female strength athletes are, but out of the general population, it's going to be pretty rare. I've even been challenged to a few arm wrestles by women who were confused by the fact that just because we're a similar height doesn't mean that we're a similar strength. I've beaten plenty of guys who are over 6ft in sports. So I'm not particularly worried about physical competition with tall women. E.g. Elle Macpherson and Famke Janssen are 6ft, but they still only weigh 135lbs. They're really hot, but they're not particulatly strong compared to an athletic dude.
Googling any political topic and only reading the first result is probably the stupidest thing you can do for yourself. You go from uninformed to misinformed.
I'm guessing that the fellow comedian you're referring to, is Joe Rogan. He has told that story about the jesters that appeared during his dmt trip several times. Just a guess, though.
To each their own, but I'd have no issue being with a woman over 6ft tall. That said, I'm 6'3 but usually go for smaller women. The eX-Box happened to be just shy of 5' tall
I don't get what's so gross about breast feeding. Edit: It seems to be a Canadian and of course, US thing. You'll very rarely encounter these reactions regarding breast feeding in continental Europe or Latinamerica. There's a strong nudity taboo, which of course includes the female breast. Being nudity for them strongly linked with sex, the sex taboo present in an American society digging its roots in Puritanism easily translates in nudity taboo as well. Therefore female breasts become a sexual symbol, so, in their minds, as soon as a baby becomes a litte bit older, the unconscious association between breast feeding, and incest and child abuse, becomes inevitable. That women are rewarded by evolution with pleasurable feelings akin to sexual satisfaction to encourage the nourishment of their off-spring (which is of course a huge taboo in itself) further reinforces this prudish stupidity. Most times they're not conscious about these associations, but that is where these deep feelings of disgust come from.
Just to clear something up you can't really blame cities high rent prices from being blue because practically all cities are blue. It's classic correlation doesn't equal causation. You have terrible zoning laws to blame for that shit.
If you're blue city is imposing terrible zoning laws and regulations that hinder construction of new homes and apartments, then that's going to cause rent to be higher.
Companies are buying up residential homes at an extraordinary rate causing the price to own a home or rent to skyrocket so yeah it’s a problem. If 5 people own ALL the buildings then I guess have fun paying 5k a month for a studio
My brother in law told me he was breast fed until he was 5 he’s Mexican and so is my wife so I think that’s the norm but I was hella shocked when I first heard that lmao I’m black and my mom told me I stopped breast feeding at 9 months the. I just ate reg food
The landlord thing reminds me of my sisters now ex husband had bought a house rented the rooms out to his dads employees and kept the master for himself. I was hanging out and drinking and playing cards with him and his "roommates" and was like "hey isnt weird that you guys pay rent but he doesnt have a job? That yalls rent covers the cost of the mortgage and utilities and buys him dinner but he's the one in charge and gets to tell you if you can smoke or have girls spend the night? Maybe he isnt more deserving of a mortgage & ownership rights, maybe his dad is just a millionaire, cosigned & helped him out with the down payment (since his failson cant keep a job, this dude would include i can play the ukelele and Duolingo language practice on a resume). Not that you can do anything about it, its just maybe hes not your friend or your roommate but is technically exploiting you" Anyway, brother in law lost his temper, we got at it and he hated me the rest of their brief relationship. But its not just a meme or teen vogue thing about landlords
Okay so he got a leg up and makes money off of his property. There's nothing wrong with that. It's not exploitation either. They agreed to pay the rent so they have a place to live. Other than that transaction, they don't have to know diddly squat about the landlord and if he works a job or whatever. It's none of their business. And if they hate it, they can find another place to live.
@Kaboomboo Exactly, it's none of their fucking business, the conditions were agreed upon. If they don't like paying someone's mortgage, they can leave or apply for a bank loan and pay their own mortgage. Or they could go earn the money to out right purchase a home.
What was the percentage for democrats vs Republican in the last primary for LA county? I’m going to go out on a limb Bill and say that historically, republicans turn out in greater numbers than democrats.
It s weird when girls get mad about people suggestion smaller guys then pepsi can. Ya it s that bud. It s bad enough men still haven t even noticed girl s traumatized by lack of exercise that chaperon s should advise
Lmao this shit was rampant on reddit when antiwork was blowing up. People were CONVINCED that being a landlord was immoral and was the equivalent to being a billionaire/slave owner. Back in the days this shit would've been considered nuts, nowadays you can claim whatever you want under the disguise of workers' rights
Landlords have always been leeches. They do the "hard work" of... Owning a plot or plots of land hostage and then charging people theoretically infinite money to live on that land. The landlords provide no value to the land, the tenants, or the local economy by just being a useless lump that exists only to collect money for doing fuck all. Now PROPERTY MANAGERS are a different story because they actually do the work of improving the land they oversee, and in the case of a landlord that owns the land, there is overlap between the two. Most people just assume that Landlord = Property Manager, which isn't the case (just look at slumlords and Zillow, the latter who has spent the last three years bulk buying out single family homes so they can just sit on them forever and hold them random for exorbitant rents while never performing basic maintenance or upkeep on them. Seriously lotta horror stories about Zillows slumlording bullshit out there). Compare and contrast community owned and maintained properties (which are a minority in the US and Canada, something like 14% of all properties across both countries combined are community co-ops) which across the board have equal or greater living conditions and VASTLY, and I do stress VASTLY cheaper rents since there is no profit motive or rent seeking behavior, all rent goes towards maintenance and structural improvements .
I'm 6'4" 290lbs and I have ZERO interest in a women over 5'10". I can definitely appreciate a beautiful tall women and even she checked off all the criteria of what I look for, I just can't get into the height. For me, its between 5'5" and 5'9". I like a thick juicy woman and when they're built like that AND tall it just becomes burly looking and that's no bueno
Men talking about women like they’re car packages is really weird. Like you somehow have a choice anyways, I can guarantee those women are probably repulsed by you anyways.
Landlords contribute to a lot of the inequality in the country. They siphon money away from the poor masses into the rich few. I don't have a solution for anything better but that doesn't mean that it isn't a problem.
Landlord is the only job that requires zero work. Owning things should not grant you the right to exploit others that weren’t born into wealth. Landlords are not your friends. They want nothing but to make more money than yesterday. And if you aren’t making the cut, you can lose your business, your house, your apartment, or anything else you rent….which in a couple of years will be everything. And that’s the problem. If we’re moving into being a renters country then by default, property companies have all the power. They decide where every single one of us lives, works, shops, parks, vacations, etc…and the only reason why is because they were born into the ruling class and we weren’t. Simple as that
@@J_LV Zero work is a really idiotic way of understanding it, but even then you're mostly right. Most a landlord has to do is pick up a phone and call the property owners or (if the property owner doesn't want to be bothered) a maintenance company to handle the maintenance of the property. There's shit you have to do as a landlord but even then you're outsourcing that work to somebody else to get shit done and reaping the benefits all while having a subsidized or slightly subsidized apartment, knowing people working under property management companies I can't help but think how fucking smart they are for picking it as a career because you're a pencil pusher but instead of answering to Bill Lumbergh you're answering to a faceless, shapeless Eldritch abomination that ought to be fucking slain and on TOP of that you get housing vouchers from the Guoanbu... or whatever the corpo equivalent of that is. It is an INSANE fucking racket. A lot of leftoids don't have a particularly good way of explaining it but HOLY SHIT when you sit down and dissect the fucking monster you turn up some crazy shit. I'm far from a red flag waver but they got some fucking points when it comes to this one.
@@J_LV well buy a house then and you will eliminate the issue of dealing with a landlord. OR even better you can rent your property and make money off of it too
Mr. Burr as someone who trips a lot let me tell u life changes more then u could imagine but if u never have had a breakthrough experience u will never understand nor probably want to, but u right ignorance is bliss and no need to change a good life with drugs
Lol someone needs to send this old clip to bill now that he's done mushrooms a couple times
I just sent it to him.
He only did mushrooms once as far as I'm aware, and he didn't have the type of fun and connection to everything that most people experience, he had a unique and life altering experience but he doesn't describe it as joyous or fun in any way, he only says it helped him realize why he does comedy for the most part, and unless he's holding back some more details that's as as far as it went for him, which is still great but I'm disappointed that he didn't have more fun seeing the trip unless he's just withholding more detail.
Can yo momma do it?
@@Smiley-Coyote I guess that the shrooms had some bill burr and not the opposite.
I even sang her the song DEAD😂😂😂
0:35 well thats a big thing for an adult to do. We know damn well he wanted to say women
I think if he wanted to say that he would have
@@carboncatalyst7632 I think one time he probably wanted to say bumswagger and self censored
Bill makes a great point about the "weed paper" .. why haven't we switched over to hemp paper, hemp plastic, etc.. I dont even smoke weed but I would really appreciate it if we could get the ball rolling on eliminating tree based paper
Well weed is a plant as well lol so is it really ecofriendly
@@arjitjere1559 difference is its not a tree, trees take a looong time to grow, small plants grow much quicker
because the logging industry has a big lobby in politics and politicians have spent the last 100 years trying to make it as hard as possible to grow hemp, even the type that doesnt contain THC
any time you think of why something that's really simple isn't reality the answer is always money
@@arjitjere1559 yeah it’s the fastest growing plant in the world
conflating recreational marijuana with industrial hemp is funny, but not in the way Bill intended. Love the guy, but sometimes he really doesn't know that he doesn't know shit about a particular topic (He'll usually call himself out though, to be fair).
4:04 where are my green hemp Crocs 😂
Bill tryna talk himself out of reading it but just keeps going back for more 😂
On the note of psychedelics, I did have an epiphany. I came out believing in God. When I hit my peak, it felt like I could physically feel my ego dissolve. And I could no longer feel the difference between me and the universe. Was genuinely one of the best experiences of my life
Why did this experience leave you believing in God?
I hear a lot about people coming out believing in God
Are you happier for it?
That is because God is the real deal. And He loves you.
@@LibertyTree33 which God?
The guy who is 6'3 and afraid that he can't physically dominate his girlfriend if she's too tall seems like a real sweetheart....
nah he has a size kink it’s all good
Exactly. And calling it like he's experimenting with a girl with no arms or something. Like dude she's just kinda tall, not an alien.
Yeah, like I'm 5'8", and I can't recall ever being concerned about women being physically stronger than me. Some good female strength athletes are, but out of the general population, it's going to be pretty rare. I've even been challenged to a few arm wrestles by women who were confused by the fact that just because we're a similar height doesn't mean that we're a similar strength.
I've beaten plenty of guys who are over 6ft in sports. So I'm not particularly worried about physical competition with tall women. E.g. Elle Macpherson and Famke Janssen are 6ft, but they still only weigh 135lbs. They're really hot, but they're not particulatly strong compared to an athletic dude.
@@sebfox2194 they wouldn't even be physically strong compared to a 135 lb dude.
Probably 6’3 150 pounds like MGK
Their kids are going to be 7'5", and will need to fly business class 😂
Googling any political topic and only reading the first result is probably the stupidest thing you can do for yourself. You go from uninformed to misinformed.
Rent is higher in blue states because there is more demand for those areas.
*Where's the paper?!* 😂
If Bill can’t handle reality then drugs are for him. “Reality is for people who can’t handle drugs.” Lol
Duuuuumb
I'm guessing that the fellow comedian you're referring to, is Joe Rogan. He has told that story about the jesters that appeared during his dmt trip several times. Just a guess, though.
To each their own, but I'd have no issue being with a woman over 6ft tall. That said, I'm 6'3 but usually go for smaller women. The eX-Box happened to be just shy of 5' tall
It's a guy
Ex-Box… hahahahahahahaha
I don't get what's so gross about breast feeding.
Edit: It seems to be a Canadian and of course, US thing. You'll very rarely encounter these reactions regarding breast feeding in continental Europe or Latinamerica.
There's a strong nudity taboo, which of course includes the female breast. Being nudity for them strongly linked with sex, the sex taboo present in an American society digging its roots in Puritanism easily translates in nudity taboo as well. Therefore female breasts become a sexual symbol, so, in their minds, as soon as a baby becomes a litte bit older, the unconscious association between breast feeding, and incest and child abuse, becomes inevitable.
That women are rewarded by evolution with pleasurable feelings akin to sexual satisfaction to encourage the nourishment of their off-spring (which is of course a huge taboo in itself) further reinforces this prudish stupidity.
Most times they're not conscious about these associations, but that is where these deep feelings of disgust come from.
idk, but cow milk is the standard. why do we drink cow milk if we are not baby cows?
Its a kind of perversion too, putting so much value on virginity.
@@Roadmannerism-cc Tastes better.
Just to clear something up you can't really blame cities high rent prices from being blue because practically all cities are blue. It's classic correlation doesn't equal causation. You have terrible zoning laws to blame for that shit.
And being blue. It’s definitely a cause
If you're blue city is imposing terrible zoning laws and regulations that hinder construction of new homes and apartments, then that's going to cause rent to be higher.
Being blue has something to do with considering 15 years ago Austin was red and was cheap. Now it’s like LA
I agree however there is a point behind it: Neither red or blue are really helping with it.
Its almost as if the blue people are the ones writing those zoning laws or do you think those laws appear out of thin air?
Snu Snu good.
‘I’m just a bill
Companies are buying up residential homes at an extraordinary rate causing the price to own a home or rent to skyrocket so yeah it’s a problem. If 5 people own ALL the buildings then I guess have fun paying 5k a month for a studio
My brother in law told me he was breast fed until he was 5 he’s Mexican and so is my wife so I think that’s the norm but I was hella shocked when I first heard that lmao I’m black and my mom told me I stopped breast feeding at 9 months the. I just ate reg food
Honestly bro, when you consider that quality of food in America tit milk from a woman in a third nation is probably like an organic protein shake.
Last bit wasn’t even funny. Thanks Bill for pointing it out.
He started talking about joe rogan in the middle of the video 😂🤣
The landlord thing reminds me of my sisters now ex husband had bought a house rented the rooms out to his dads employees and kept the master for himself. I was hanging out and drinking and playing cards with him and his "roommates" and was like "hey isnt weird that you guys pay rent but he doesnt have a job? That yalls rent covers the cost of the mortgage and utilities and buys him dinner but he's the one in charge and gets to tell you if you can smoke or have girls spend the night? Maybe he isnt more deserving of a mortgage & ownership rights, maybe his dad is just a millionaire, cosigned & helped him out with the down payment (since his failson cant keep a job, this dude would include i can play the ukelele and Duolingo language practice on a resume). Not that you can do anything about it, its just maybe hes not your friend or your roommate but is technically exploiting you"
Anyway, brother in law lost his temper, we got at it and he hated me the rest of their brief relationship. But its not just a meme or teen vogue thing about landlords
trying to explain the exploitative nature of capitalism to americans is like trying to explain the exploitative nature of capitalism to a pigeon
So why dont they buy a house of their own?
Okay so he got a leg up and makes money off of his property. There's nothing wrong with that. It's not exploitation either. They agreed to pay the rent so they have a place to live. Other than that transaction, they don't have to know diddly squat about the landlord and if he works a job or whatever. It's none of their business. And if they hate it, they can find another place to live.
@Kaboomboo Exactly, it's none of their fucking business, the conditions were agreed upon. If they don't like paying someone's mortgage, they can leave or apply for a bank loan and pay their own mortgage. Or they could go earn the money to out right purchase a home.
The breast feeding thing~~~~~talk about helicopter mom!
“One of those creepy toddlers that breastfeeds too long” 😂😂😂
Bro got me when he said he sang her the song
The second dude must be a cool dude if he’s willing to admit that he uses his height to his advantage to pick up women
*cool-guy guitar riff
Tall and really short women, both have pros and cons
What was the percentage for democrats vs Republican in the last primary for LA county? I’m going to go out on a limb Bill and say that historically, republicans turn out in greater numbers than democrats.
She’s going to be so thrilled to look you in the eye.
Women am i right 😂😂😂
I wish I knew which comedian friend of Bill’s Bill is talking about with that tripping story
5:09
Oh, I definitely have a type!
She’s reading teen vogue?
8:04 brief pause to fart 💨 sound up
Once a kid has useful teeth, it's off the breastmilk. Teeth are for chewing more substantial food.
It s weird when girls get mad about people suggestion smaller guys then pepsi can. Ya it s that bud. It s bad enough men still haven t even noticed girl s traumatized by lack of exercise that chaperon s should advise
If you're probably going to break up in a few weeks, be fair and break up now.
“Bitty”...(Little Britain USA).
His hippie is 100% Duncan Trussell
The friend is Joey Diaz
Fucking hilarious
at the end I was dead 🤣
Get OUT!
Lmao this shit was rampant on reddit when antiwork was blowing up. People were CONVINCED that being a landlord was immoral and was the equivalent to being a billionaire/slave owner.
Back in the days this shit would've been considered nuts, nowadays you can claim whatever you want under the disguise of workers' rights
Landlords have always been leeches. They do the "hard work" of... Owning a plot or plots of land hostage and then charging people theoretically infinite money to live on that land. The landlords provide no value to the land, the tenants, or the local economy by just being a useless lump that exists only to collect money for doing fuck all.
Now PROPERTY MANAGERS are a different story because they actually do the work of improving the land they oversee, and in the case of a landlord that owns the land, there is overlap between the two. Most people just assume that Landlord = Property Manager, which isn't the case (just look at slumlords and Zillow, the latter who has spent the last three years bulk buying out single family homes so they can just sit on them forever and hold them random for exorbitant rents while never performing basic maintenance or upkeep on them. Seriously lotta horror stories about Zillows slumlording bullshit out there).
Compare and contrast community owned and maintained properties (which are a minority in the US and Canada, something like 14% of all properties across both countries combined are community co-ops) which across the board have equal or greater living conditions and VASTLY, and I do stress VASTLY cheaper rents since there is no profit motive or rent seeking behavior, all rent goes towards maintenance and structural improvements .
@@MisterZimbabwe So what you're saying is, you will own nothing and be happy?
6-3 guy talking about towering over women... smh
Well most 6”3 guys do tower over women so he’s not wrong..
I'm 6'4" 290lbs and I have ZERO interest in a women over 5'10". I can definitely appreciate a beautiful tall women and even she checked off all the criteria of what I look for, I just can't get into the height. For me, its between 5'5" and 5'9". I like a thick juicy woman and when they're built like that AND tall it just becomes burly looking and that's no bueno
You know what. I think you’re right. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a woman that was tall , thick but tight in the right spots.
Men talking about women like they’re car packages is really weird. Like you somehow have a choice anyways, I can guarantee those women are probably repulsed by you anyways.
Tall women look like men.
I'm the complete opposite. I think women are the hottest the taller they are.
@@ratman202 that's perfectly fine. Lot of men prefer tall women. I totally get it.
Landlords contribute to a lot of the inequality in the country. They siphon money away from the poor masses into the rich few. I don't have a solution for anything better but that doesn't mean that it isn't a problem.
Landlord is the only job that requires zero work. Owning things should not grant you the right to exploit others that weren’t born into wealth. Landlords are not your friends. They want nothing but to make more money than yesterday. And if you aren’t making the cut, you can lose your business, your house, your apartment, or anything else you rent….which in a couple of years will be everything. And that’s the problem. If we’re moving into being a renters country then by default, property companies have all the power. They decide where every single one of us lives, works, shops, parks, vacations, etc…and the only reason why is because they were born into the ruling class and we weren’t. Simple as that
@@J_LV Zero work is a really idiotic way of understanding it, but even then you're mostly right. Most a landlord has to do is pick up a phone and call the property owners or (if the property owner doesn't want to be bothered) a maintenance company to handle the maintenance of the property. There's shit you have to do as a landlord but even then you're outsourcing that work to somebody else to get shit done and reaping the benefits all while having a subsidized or slightly subsidized apartment, knowing people working under property management companies I can't help but think how fucking smart they are for picking it as a career because you're a pencil pusher but instead of answering to Bill Lumbergh you're answering to a faceless, shapeless Eldritch abomination that ought to be fucking slain and on TOP of that you get housing vouchers from the Guoanbu... or whatever the corpo equivalent of that is.
It is an INSANE fucking racket. A lot of leftoids don't have a particularly good way of explaining it but HOLY SHIT when you sit down and dissect the fucking monster you turn up some crazy shit. I'm far from a red flag waver but they got some fucking points when it comes to this one.
@@J_LV wanna live ina a society then that's what happens
@@J_LV well buy a house then and you will eliminate the issue of dealing with a landlord. OR even better you can rent your property and make money off of it too
Build a life plan around self reliance when your young and you won’t need landlords
The first dude won life
This a repost?
You must be new here
Bozeman Montana!! Red as hell rent makes you wish you lived in LA
The first guy obviously lives in the midwest. Rent is way out of control
She’s a leftist. Goodness.
Mr. Burr as someone who trips a lot let me tell u life changes more then u could imagine but if u never have had a breakthrough experience u will never understand nor probably want to, but u right ignorance is bliss and no need to change a good life with drugs
Teen Vogue actually does good journalism, strangely enough.
They really don't. They are a bunch of leftwing kooks.
Is the bar that low?
occasionally being truthful is not good journalism
@@idonteven3712 are they only occasionally right?
@@YoYo_Ma yes
Asking advice from a guy who lets his wife dominate him ? I keep pressing the don't recommend button and he still pops up
"Let's"
@@jedisquidward there ya go pumpkin 🎃
Thinking la is red or purple, you’re out of your mind. Bill on politics is always a terrible take.
It is purple. LA is way more than just Hollywood
I will adopt a buddy but not a girlfriend no thanks he did the right thing
renting out office space vs essential housing... is indeed different - and money is green not red or blue
4:28 before and after his mushroom trip am i right?