How to Be a Spy! - EPIC HOW TO

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  • @notpapyrus2893
    @notpapyrus2893 7 лет назад +1130

    Don't be foreign.
    Don't look or sound American
    K got it

    • @smellybaguette3795
      @smellybaguette3795 7 лет назад +29

      Get your citizenship then you can join, lol

    • @testoutpost4768
      @testoutpost4768 7 лет назад +4

      Not Papyrus Da

    • @stls4139
      @stls4139 6 лет назад +9

      Have parents from Russia going to live in America then be born there!

    • @marcar9marcar972
      @marcar9marcar972 6 лет назад +8

      Not Papyrus it's not mutually exclusive. I'm American, I've lived here my whole life and none of my fam Kay is foreign and yet somehow I have an accent that sounds kinda Canadian

    • @reeeereres2022
      @reeeereres2022 6 лет назад

      Not Papyrus I have no problen with that :)

  • @JDoactive
    @JDoactive 8 лет назад +775

    "Must be US citizen" *throws his laptop off the balkony*

  • @kinofizz9677
    @kinofizz9677 7 лет назад +677

    he said ''don't do anything bad your whole life'' the kid went to jail and became a CIA

    • @Menoly
      @Menoly 7 лет назад +39

      He was let off because how skilled he was

    • @livindeadghoul
      @livindeadghoul 5 лет назад +10

      He was 13 if he was an adult he would've had it way worse

    • @ryanschlesinger8614
      @ryanschlesinger8614 4 года назад +6

      @@livindeadghoul He was an adult technically though, he was legally emancipated from his parents.

    • @bologuu
      @bologuu 4 года назад +6

      He was a child prodigy. I'm pretty sure they'd make exceptions for those.

    • @WMauiU
      @WMauiU 3 года назад +2

      He was recruited,

  • @Me-rd7po
    @Me-rd7po 6 лет назад +209

    1:43 *being 12 years old *
    " after an year "
    *Looks like 29*
    puberty hit him hard

  • @basolisailor150
    @basolisailor150 8 лет назад +2690

    At first it was "How to become a spy" but it ended being "How to join the CIA", come on man, we're not all americans.

    • @arcle3853
      @arcle3853 8 лет назад +48

      -facepalm

    • @nrichoatlas5373
      @nrichoatlas5373 8 лет назад +31

      you can be american citizen

    • @samtaplet6117
      @samtaplet6117 8 лет назад +82

      I am canadian so i'll join CSIS

    • @plutoniumuser
      @plutoniumuser 8 лет назад +104

      For a Sec I Thought You Said You Will join ISIS XD

    • @samtaplet6117
      @samtaplet6117 8 лет назад +22

      lol when i first saw it i was like ISIS is Canadian but then i saw the C instead of the I.

  • @AsianMike
    @AsianMike 8 лет назад +761

    I lost interest when u said web history on display...

    • @dodopoopinpoop
      @dodopoopinpoop 8 лет назад +35

      Will the incognito thing work?? They have a spy guy on the tab so hopefully it's not for show.

    • @andre20026
      @andre20026 8 лет назад +2

      +dodopoopinpoop lol!

    • @AsianMike
      @AsianMike 8 лет назад +3

      *****​ nope it wont lol the only way u can avoid government's detection is through TOR browser but I doubt it will slip through CIA if they really try.

    • @dodopoopinpoop
      @dodopoopinpoop 8 лет назад +11

      I mean then if that's the case, last resort is jerking off at the library then or living with the shame.

    • @AsianMike
      @AsianMike 8 лет назад +1

      ***** Lol

  • @pokepok3265
    @pokepok3265 8 лет назад +1035

    Where the hell do they get this information?

    • @aronkylesuarnaba4031
      @aronkylesuarnaba4031 8 лет назад +147

      In my ass.There's alot of information in there.Do you want to check it out?

    • @AustGamingAG
      @AustGamingAG 7 лет назад +22

      pokepok3 the guy person Google practically works with them

    • @julianlps2242
      @julianlps2242 6 лет назад +44

      Google. The internet never lies!
      Later:-searches how to take care of a cat
      Google:Don't feed your cat. They don't like food
      Me:THE INTERNET NEVER LIES!

    • @maddypoop_6465
      @maddypoop_6465 6 лет назад +3

      pokepok3 idk 😐

    • @slysisx783
      @slysisx783 6 лет назад +2

      Wikipedia

  • @DavidOrtega-ed9ip
    @DavidOrtega-ed9ip 7 лет назад +222

    how to become a detective

  • @Flight_of_Icarus
    @Flight_of_Icarus 8 лет назад +662

    Torture training...I can try.
    Lying to my family, sure.
    .....my web history?
    Well there go my dreams of being in the CIA...

    • @jeff1204abc
      @jeff1204abc 8 лет назад +27

      it would be pornhub , everyone knows it, doesnt matter

    • @warlxrd3194
      @warlxrd3194 8 лет назад +3

      lol two much porn

    • @jacksmith8689
      @jacksmith8689 8 лет назад +15

      I cant get in the CIA anyway since im not american :(

    • @miavillamora3050
      @miavillamora3050 8 лет назад +4

      +Jack Smith me too i come from the philipines masaya woohoo.

    • @karmajane9433
      @karmajane9433 8 лет назад +1

      me to south african

  • @CHayes-vc6sz
    @CHayes-vc6sz 8 лет назад +331

    They can see ur web search history, sorry not being a spy any time soon.

    • @AustGamingAG
      @AustGamingAG 7 лет назад +3

      Shmuels Legacy dude that might be 6 years to 12 years from now we're probably 12 and 13 now lol just don't look up bad things

    • @starvoicer
      @starvoicer 6 лет назад +2

      Aust Gaming lol im 12 and
      C. Hayes ...what would u be looking up that was so bad 😂

    • @stefanos_revenge9903
      @stefanos_revenge9903 6 лет назад

      C. Hayes use a vpn dumbnut

    • @thegoldenanvil124
      @thegoldenanvil124 6 лет назад +1

      C. Hayes lol shouldn't have seen those thingies thinking no one's watching you... XD

    • @The23op
      @The23op 6 лет назад +1

      Stefano's_revenge I’m pretty sure the cia can bypass ur free vpn dumbass

  • @Exist64
    @Exist64 8 лет назад +95

    I was like "IM SO IN!" until he explained that theyre going to check my internet history...damn, everbody makes mistakes, okay?

  • @exo-kokobopmvwatchitexo-l7391
    @exo-kokobopmvwatchitexo-l7391 7 лет назад +48

    my web history..? oh, that would be embarrassing XD

  • @finlaydarcy
    @finlaydarcy 8 лет назад +110

    "Don't be old or foreign" Joe Bereta- 2015

  • @andre20026
    @andre20026 8 лет назад +467

    so i will need to remove the eletrical tape thats blocking my computer`s camera ??

    • @dodopoopinpoop
      @dodopoopinpoop 8 лет назад

      same

    • @ryanhiggins8869
      @ryanhiggins8869 8 лет назад +5

      You know that won't stop the audio though, right?

    • @andre20026
      @andre20026 8 лет назад +1

      Ryan Higgins i meant since they will spy on me wouldn´t it be better to unblock my camera´s view so it wouldn´t look shady ?

    • @idostuff4017
      @idostuff4017 8 лет назад

      +Andre Pereira oh ya...

    • @namonaite
      @namonaite 8 лет назад +1

      how about removing said camera to begin with, i mean Seems better not to have a camera then to have an assessable camera port that's always black.

  • @LetsJays
    @LetsJays 9 лет назад +90

    i feel like these have gotten better and better with each one that comes out. the comedy is funnier. the topics are interesting, the editing and production have gone WAY up. good job guys.

    • @AndyMogren
      @AndyMogren 9 лет назад +3

      +LetsJays Thanks. I've been working really hard on this since the very first one "how to win an Oscar" and since I don't really get any notes on the content, I find that the more fun I have with it, the better! Also I've been developing my animation a lot along the way into the style that makes the show what it is I'm happy you enjoy them, it's a LOT of work!
      Andy Mogren (Editor/Animator for Epic How To)

    • @benshc8225
      @benshc8225 8 лет назад

      +AndyMogren Nice Job

    • @dylanhough7068
      @dylanhough7068 8 лет назад

      +AndyMogren get rid of the comment thing in the intro, and the Honest Trailers guy saying "Epic how to"

    • @AndyMogren
      @AndyMogren 8 лет назад

      That's funny, that's literally the only thing that I don't do on my end, they do it up at Break. The rest I do from my house.

  • @blackie126
    @blackie126 6 лет назад +16

    An important thing too: Operations officers have extremely high mortality rates. It is one of the most dangerous jobs, even with the whole "staring at security footage" thing. If you arent prepared to die on the job..definitely look for another job.

  • @xwhitezaf2205
    @xwhitezaf2205 9 лет назад +668

    How to be a part of the illuminati ;)

    • @xwhitezaf2205
      @xwhitezaf2205 9 лет назад +7

      Or how to stop Jon Snow dying (Spoiler Alert)

    • @sharpythegamer
      @sharpythegamer 9 лет назад +23

      +WhitE I think you put the spoiler alert before the sentence.

    • @JeSSenBLue
      @JeSSenBLue 9 лет назад +3

      +WhitE you need to say spoiler alert before you spoil anything. or els it's just spoiling something without saying you're going to spoil it. just
      (SPOILER ALERT)
      or how to stop jon snow dying.
      now that's how it should have been.

    • @9385dee7
      @9385dee7 9 лет назад

      YYYYESSSSSS!

    • @aj_steel
      @aj_steel 9 лет назад +2

      +WhitE You put that before and space it
      spoiler alert
      like this

  • @drukato7300
    @drukato7300 9 лет назад +116

    How to survive in a "Cast Away" scenario...

    • @BananenBoerBob
      @BananenBoerBob 9 лет назад +3

      +Fabian Playgod Now this is one I'm interested to see! Although they probably will wait a bit considering they only just did the lost at sea survival How To.

    • @tannerbarnes7392
      @tannerbarnes7392 9 лет назад

      +Fabian Playgod They got that one.

    • @firestarternero1819
      @firestarternero1819 9 лет назад +1

      +Fabian Playgod they did that one

    • @drukato7300
      @drukato7300 9 лет назад

      Nero Radioactive No they did how to survive out on the sea.

    • @MikkelZilla
      @MikkelZilla 9 лет назад +1

      +Fabian Playgod Tech up, hoard all items, exploit everything. Done.

  • @Boomstick898
    @Boomstick898 9 лет назад +100

    How to travel cheaply?

    • @Loremastrful
      @Loremastrful 9 лет назад +4

      +Boomstick898 How to travel around the world?

    • @jodawgsup
      @jodawgsup 9 лет назад

      +Boomstick898 Use AIRBNB, couch surf and use websites that allow you to contact other people who coincidentally would want to go to another country too and share the costs for the fuel.

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 9 лет назад +1

      Volunteer. If you're young and not yet bound by responsibilities, it's possible to volunteer around the world. Downside, you have to work in the places you visit but it's usually setting up events or teaching people how to recycle on an isolated village.
      Play competitive sports that have tournaments in staple countries. Often young rugby players are brought to countries like France or England to participate in international games. Judokas usually have the opportunity to go to Japan. Downside: you have to be good at these sports and you need to be even younger.

    • @brentj2353
      @brentj2353 9 лет назад

      decent idea

    • @VemFanTogMittNick
      @VemFanTogMittNick 9 лет назад +2

      +Boomstick898 Dont use money

  • @munchnEl
    @munchnEl 7 лет назад +13

    I love this series because it makes me believe that I can to anything

  • @Roilu123
    @Roilu123 9 лет назад +16

    How to be a spy:
    1) open your computer
    2) open steam
    3) start up tf2
    4) join a server that is not full
    5) join team red or blu
    6) press 9
    And voila your a spy

  • @IslamDueren
    @IslamDueren 9 лет назад +122

    how to be a spy as a foreigner -_-

    • @edwinfields9379
      @edwinfields9379 8 лет назад +2

      It's nearly impossible.

    • @onlinealiasuk
      @onlinealiasuk 8 лет назад +8

      +ASIT CICI approach a foreign government spying goes both ways

    • @onlinealiasuk
      @onlinealiasuk 8 лет назад

      +ASIT CICI approach a foreign government spying goes both ways

    • @mikeser3484
      @mikeser3484 7 лет назад

      You have to lie so yeah

    • @wolfizee6516
      @wolfizee6516 7 лет назад +1

      Wait 4 years or so

  • @NoobyNachoGaming
    @NoobyNachoGaming 8 лет назад +85

    how to survive a nuclear fallour

  • @le8267
    @le8267 7 лет назад +8

    Thank you for helping me become a super secret, highly classified ,and totally real...super spy.

  • @demonjunkie6588
    @demonjunkie6588 7 лет назад +192

    jesus christ its jason bourne

  • @matthewtawfiq1417
    @matthewtawfiq1417 9 лет назад +71

    How to survive being buried alive

    • @johnseller7641
      @johnseller7641 9 лет назад +4

      +Anime Boy punch your way out of the coffin

    • @KaitouKaiju
      @KaitouKaiju 9 лет назад

      +John Seller No room for leverage plus most of the energy being absorbed by dirt equals slow suffocation.

    • @jaydenogden3064
      @jaydenogden3064 9 лет назад

      call the police, STAY CALM most important thing you don't want to use all of your air. tell the police you are buried alive and you're going to stay on the phone so they can find you and you're going to go to sleep so you can conserve your air

    • @DharmaJannyter
      @DharmaJannyter 9 лет назад

      +MISTER TORGUE
      What if you have no phone?

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 9 лет назад

      +MISTER TORGUE cells get signal that deep?

  • @bohemianmonk6222
    @bohemianmonk6222 8 лет назад +60

    how to be a Punisher style vigilante

  • @encryptedwizard7640
    @encryptedwizard7640 6 лет назад +19

    They will know my seach history?
    everyone:
    *OH HELL NAW*

  • @alissongabriel3531
    @alissongabriel3531 9 лет назад +142

    How to be a hacker.

    • @Roxas13XIII
      @Roxas13XIII 9 лет назад +19

      +alisson gabriel learn computer science

    • @gergolaky3624
      @gergolaky3624 9 лет назад

      +Roxas13XIII what is math

    • @Holzider
      @Holzider 9 лет назад +2

      +Roxas13XIII u n00b. to be a computer h4xx0r you only need to use kali linux, use tor, sign up on minds and contact anoomeles telling them you want to be a part of their secret club.

    • @konradkostrzewa9436
      @konradkostrzewa9436 9 лет назад

      How to be a "professional hacker" :) not many people know how to go about doing that. Thx :)

  • @SenTheTurtle3
    @SenTheTurtle3 9 лет назад +116

    How to become the pope.

    • @DivinityOfBLaze
      @DivinityOfBLaze 9 лет назад +7

      +SenTheTurtle Funnily enough there is already a very good video on the subject! /watch?v=kF8I_r9XT7A

    • @fletcherbullock7291
      @fletcherbullock7291 9 лет назад +1

      They already did a video on that

    • @isaacdian5195
      @isaacdian5195 9 лет назад

      Prank Bros​ It is something that popes do.

    • @SenTheTurtle3
      @SenTheTurtle3 9 лет назад

      Prank Bros BRUH

  • @miget3
    @miget3 8 лет назад +117

    DAMN IT i don't think they want to look at my search history
    I look up a lot of cat videos

  • @Legalhelp403
    @Legalhelp403 4 года назад +6

    “Fear is useless. What is needed is trust. As social innovators we’ve got to be tenacious, gritty, and courageous. We deal with cynicism and rejection, especially when what we’re working on is important. So we can never give up. Ever.”

  • @tack9374
    @tack9374 8 лет назад +35

    How to obtain the Byakugan.

  • @supernautical7394
    @supernautical7394 9 лет назад +34

    How to be an assassin.

    • @Th0rMan
      @Th0rMan 9 лет назад

      +SuperNautical thats an easy answer just go shoot someone for money

    • @Nickywj.p
      @Nickywj.p 9 лет назад +1

      *SuperNautical* I may recommend how to be a bounty hunter

    • @metalzizar
      @metalzizar 9 лет назад +1

      +Blusky3 Good news there's already a video for that. They guy may want to know how to become an Assassin AND join in the Brotherhood, which is something I actually would like to know, tho.

  • @iliyanzhel8004
    @iliyanzhel8004 8 лет назад +4

    "You can't be over 35. So don't be old!" hahaha this killed me :D

  • @morganamorgan1106
    @morganamorgan1106 5 лет назад +21

    Hey Andy, great job animating this episode! Who's soul did you have to sell to get this info?

  • @Centaur123
    @Centaur123 9 лет назад +119

    how to be a ninja

    • @Centaur123
      @Centaur123 9 лет назад

      +Centaur 123 I NEEDS NINJA

    • @Deadi12
      @Deadi12 9 лет назад +4

      +Centaur 123 well step one would be to be born before the edo period(15thcenture) and the Tokugawa shogunate. Second would be born into the iga or koga family.

    • @AlessandroSchiassi
      @AlessandroSchiassi 9 лет назад +1

      +Centaur 123 Join a ninjutsu dojo. Possibly Bujinkan. Look it up.

    • @ozapenguin
      @ozapenguin 9 лет назад +1

      Watch nigahiga's first video

    • @DigitaLinfamy
      @DigitaLinfamy 9 лет назад +1

      U.S. How to be a ninja

  • @AweMe
    @AweMe  9 лет назад +22

    AWEMe - We Inspire Awesomeness ►► brk.cm/1TPfkxO

    • @AntoniusK
      @AntoniusK 9 лет назад +3

      How to rob a bank

    • @massi9824
      @massi9824 9 лет назад +1

      +AWE me How to join NASA

    • @ΛαναράςΔημήτριος
      @ΛαναράςΔημήτριος 9 лет назад +1

      +AWE me How to become a commercial airline pilot or fighter pilot (which ever you want but, please...DO IT).

    • @Duoso
      @Duoso 9 лет назад

      Make a sword from mortal kombat that scorpion uses

    • @jdschmidt3957
      @jdschmidt3957 9 лет назад

      How to be a jedi

  • @peacefulltoucan
    @peacefulltoucan 9 лет назад +8

    Ever dreamed of being an mi6 agent like James Bond?
    THEN JOIN THE CIA
    10/10 flawless logic

  • @muskanm9168
    @muskanm9168 3 года назад +12

    What if when they try to spy on you and you catch them at it? What if when they are following you, you somehow manage to disappear from their site ? Will they be impressed or pissed? They will be suspicious, for sure .

  • @lemonadelemonade9936
    @lemonadelemonade9936 7 лет назад +87

    How to be a Hitman!

  • @davidfranks5369
    @davidfranks5369 8 лет назад +17

    Andy, you give me hope for the future for the human race. your animations sneak in like a spy to to America's hearts

  • @theharbinrooftopspies6761
    @theharbinrooftopspies6761 8 лет назад +17

    How to lose your virginity like in the movies because the movies always make it look better than it is

  • @druvjuice6906
    @druvjuice6906 5 лет назад +3

    CIA officer: “Odette, we have checked through your browsers history.”
    Me: “and...”
    CIA officer: “Why is 95% of everything Jojo memes?”
    Me: “because Jojo is life”
    CIA officer: “true.”

    • @CharmineX
      @CharmineX 4 года назад

      Well enjoy your cia job. But what the hell is that?

  • @superVsuper
    @superVsuper 9 лет назад +46

    So If they check your browsing history and see this...?

    • @voEovove
      @voEovove 9 лет назад +28

      I'd be far more worried about them seeing my porn history and all the weird futa porn I'm into

    • @TheGodfather9876
      @TheGodfather9876 9 лет назад +1

      So you like chicks with dicks eh? Well at leasts its not men with vaginas.

    • @MrServantRider
      @MrServantRider 9 лет назад

      +Drexom X LOL Dammit why this XD

    • @backonlazer791
      @backonlazer791 9 лет назад

      +TheGodfather9876 There are no chicks with dicks! Only guys with tits!

    • @Gold31000
      @Gold31000 9 лет назад +2

      +ಠ_ృ Futa isnt weird, it's beautiful art.

  • @dailyglitches5832
    @dailyglitches5832 8 лет назад +54

    "Must be squeaky clean" my mom said I can be anything I want *throws iPad at window now I'll never be a spy like James Bond ;(

    • @nazarsamoylenko6424
      @nazarsamoylenko6424 5 лет назад +1

      Dailyglitches you cant be godzilla though

    • @jsldj
      @jsldj 4 года назад +1

      Orphans make the best agents, Mr. Bond!

  • @ZepherusReaper
    @ZepherusReaper 9 лет назад +22

    How to start a mafia

  • @chaoticfox6271
    @chaoticfox6271 7 лет назад +24

    i want to be Solid Snake

  • @цветок-ш7п
    @цветок-ш7п 8 лет назад +5

    I've never properly watched this series before (although I do recall seeing a bit of an episode on TV one time? before switching it off because I didn't stick around to see whether it would get interesting)
    But oh man, this is too funny, yet seriously informative! I always can't help but crack out laughing when he bursts out with those one - word shouts like "BORING!" or "IDIOT!".
    lol probably my new favourite channel after Vsauce 1&3

  • @minipancho94
    @minipancho94 9 лет назад +5

    a tip for anyone interested in spying or espionage. if you think someone is tailing you, make the same turn 4 times so you do a loop.
    secondly, remember the cars. any professionals will use a team of 3 cars when tailing anyone. they swap out the cars at various intervals (even having 2, or all 3 tailing you at once) in order to throw you off. they will use vehicles very common in the area as well. this also helps them in the event of an ambush or confrontation as well and they have at least 2 people as backup and additional vehicles for a chase or get away.
    as for what you do once you know your being tailed, well good luck with that.

  • @Syranda
    @Syranda 9 лет назад +75

    How to understand women?

    • @george8662
      @george8662 9 лет назад +3

      +TheSeedGames It's kinda hard for them to do them on impossible things.

    • @Fil1204_
      @Fil1204_ 9 лет назад

      +Fat Troll are you a woman?

    • @george8662
      @george8662 9 лет назад

      +Fil1204 No.

    • @signesartandanimation
      @signesartandanimation 9 лет назад

      +TheSeedGames Well the thing is that if you wanna understand somebody you have to understand the way they think. I would say that you should go talk to whatever girl you know you best can talk to about that kind of things, and remember that those kind of questions have more than one answer and that all people are deference, and that you can newer truly understand anybody.

    • @Syranda
      @Syranda 9 лет назад

      +signe654321 I didn't ask this question for myself. I have no problems talking to girls / women ^^

  • @elizabethk8513
    @elizabethk8513 6 лет назад +1

    BRING THIS BACK RIGHT NOW EPIC HOW TO I HAVE BEEN WAITING

  • @minecrafters898
    @minecrafters898 5 лет назад +3

    1:04 when your teacher starts telling stories about themselves

  • @filipelopes5591
    @filipelopes5591 9 лет назад +65

    How to lie

    • @StefanDieWaldfee
      @StefanDieWaldfee 9 лет назад +34

      1) Think of something you want to say that is not the truth
      2) Say it

    • @itsallfunky4591
      @itsallfunky4591 9 лет назад +5

      Say the truth in a tone like you just made it up and you are a bad liar and no one will believe you.
      Congrats, you just lied by telling the truth.

    • @Blitzwaffen
      @Blitzwaffen 9 лет назад

      +Stefan die Waldfee LP remember not to reveal physical ticks to indicate lying. eye twitches or glances, clenching or tensing muscles, hesitation, changes in breathing or heart rate, breaking eye contact.

    • @OZBAL42
      @OZBAL42 9 лет назад

      +Filipe Lopes does people actually struggle with this?

    • @Nanoytgaming
      @Nanoytgaming 9 лет назад

      +Filipe Lopes Lying is a myth, it doesnt exist.

  • @metasamsara
    @metasamsara 9 лет назад +56

    please don't make more videos only for the US citizens...

    • @cd180
      @cd180 9 лет назад +5

      yes please

    • @Minophile
      @Minophile 9 лет назад

      Yea... Kinda suck when you live in Europe

    • @Thekirinking
      @Thekirinking 9 лет назад +1

      +ZwizzorOtaku Then you should have asked a question for your specific nation. This is one asked by the people who live in the US, so no wonder it is directed to those who can actually have the job.

    • @metasamsara
      @metasamsara 9 лет назад +3

      Thekirinking Oh believe me I asked multiple questions that work worldwide. It is the youtuber's job to pick a decent question and not my fault if he may have thought that only US citizens watch his videos (doesn't he have stats for that in his videos views??)

    • @cd180
      @cd180 9 лет назад +2

      +Thekirinking You know that other countries have secret services too right?

  • @nubb_nubb
    @nubb_nubb 7 лет назад +34

    Now that I know how to be a CIA agent, I am going to apply. I wont tell anyone

    • @testoutpost4768
      @testoutpost4768 7 лет назад +9

      Steven Sun The director- says: "Your Fired"

    • @loiegibler
      @loiegibler 3 года назад +2

      you just did

    • @livesakimbo
      @livesakimbo 3 года назад

      @@loiegibler thats the joke

  • @MsPysoul
    @MsPysoul 9 лет назад +33

    How to become a space marine!

    • @xj770HUN
      @xj770HUN 9 лет назад +4

      +Noble You have to warp into a proper univers. :D

    • @noahauras9451
      @noahauras9451 9 лет назад

      Hey commenter above meh learn teh spel

    • @HetziDer1
      @HetziDer1 9 лет назад

      +Noble Go to the Russian Army and you can be a kind of space marine

    • @spazmaster1996
      @spazmaster1996 9 лет назад +6

      +Noble
      Easy!
      1) Burn the heretic 2) Purge the xeno

    • @brandonogden3498
      @brandonogden3498 9 лет назад +2

      +Liam Worsley 3) Kill the mutant.

  • @hassanraisi1197
    @hassanraisi1197 9 лет назад +50

    How to become a hacker

    • @Roxas13XIII
      @Roxas13XIII 9 лет назад +8

      +Hassan raisi (hjvip) learn computer science

    • @SangoProductions213
      @SangoProductions213 9 лет назад

      +Hassan raisi (hjvip) do some online tutorials.

    • @simbaorka101
      @simbaorka101 9 лет назад

      Learn how the system you want to hack works, then it's easy.

    • @Jbtw01
      @Jbtw01 9 лет назад

      Code academy and khan academy. Great start with CS.

  • @sebastianreinfeld1912
    @sebastianreinfeld1912 6 лет назад +16

    I’m German so I don’t sound American anyway

  • @caspiannnnistaken
    @caspiannnnistaken 4 года назад +1

    How to be a spy?
    *Buy A Balisong And Learn Its Tricks*
    -&-
    *Wear A Proper Mask And Tuxedo*

  • @canadianpineapple9745
    @canadianpineapple9745 8 лет назад +16

    How to be in the war and not die.

  • @snowball8940
    @snowball8940 7 лет назад +11

    4:36 NOT MY WEB HISTORY!!!!!

  • @emmittonukafor6782
    @emmittonukafor6782 7 лет назад +20

    well,that crushed my dreams of being a spy

    • @dizzychineseman7445
      @dizzychineseman7445 5 лет назад +2

      What do you mean?

    • @fuckibra
      @fuckibra 3 года назад +2

      @@dizzychineseman7445 search history lol, that’s embarrassing...

  • @sharegreats2157
    @sharegreats2157 3 года назад +1

    The talking guy in the video could easily work as a spy: pretend to be a clown in reality his eyes catch everything ... ;-)) No offence meant, he does a good and interesting job. Thumbs up for him!

  • @joefelix2795
    @joefelix2795 6 лет назад +4

    "Prepare to have your history on display" me -guess im not being a spy

  • @hunterelf
    @hunterelf 9 лет назад +45

    so can i still watch online porn?

    • @kebbesan
      @kebbesan 9 лет назад +10

      that's the real question

    • @thepainbringer6711
      @thepainbringer6711 9 лет назад

      +Erwan Guillas If i cant then Fuuuck it im not going to apply to the CIA i need my fap material

    • @raven_knight_076
      @raven_knight_076 9 лет назад +4

      +ThePainBringer just print some before

    • @voEovove
      @voEovove 9 лет назад +2

      As long as you're not into the weird illegal stuff, and it doesn't get in the way of your new job, I don't see why not...

    • @nightmarephynix
      @nightmarephynix 9 лет назад

      +hunterelf I'm sure it's fine. I figure though that the CIA would note what porn you were watching and possibly note how often you do so. If they detect a form of sexual addiction that would be a clincher i'm sure, and if you releive yourself too often, that would likely also take you out of the running.

  • @bakhvajakeli2845
    @bakhvajakeli2845 9 лет назад +6

    basically ninja+hacker=spy

  • @skeptorgaming9714
    @skeptorgaming9714 7 лет назад

    BEST SERIES EVER PLZ CONTINUE

  • @Nino-eo8ey
    @Nino-eo8ey 6 лет назад +7

    *DON'T CALL JEFF* 4:56

  • @cinnamoroll1090
    @cinnamoroll1090 7 лет назад +25

    web history...
    goddammit wattpad fanfics

    • @sandrasosinska9720
      @sandrasosinska9720 5 лет назад +2

      tbhnamjoon LmaO ThatS ironic I’m watching this bc I’m writing a fanfic and I need more information on being a spy skdjdksjd

    • @centuryfiles9558
      @centuryfiles9558 5 лет назад

      FANGIRL ooh what’s it called ?

  • @kaiserglory8289
    @kaiserglory8289 8 лет назад +8

    How to survive life.

  • @Mikeplaysdbd
    @Mikeplaysdbd 4 года назад +1

    Im gonna be honest he should do more of those ig u watch these before it become legendary you're badass

  • @AntoniusK
    @AntoniusK 9 лет назад +9

    How to rob a bank

  • @danieljohns7499
    @danieljohns7499 8 лет назад +14

    how to break into a government building

    • @plutoniumuser
      @plutoniumuser 8 лет назад +14

      You Dont

    • @MrMj122803
      @MrMj122803 8 лет назад +16

      in america, you break into government building.
      in russia, government building break into you

    • @michelefumagalli81
      @michelefumagalli81 8 лет назад +2

      +RadioactiveNeonSign without vaseline

    • @thevibe7083
      @thevibe7083 6 лет назад

      Monkrey south Africa can relate

  • @Jason-fy7ho
    @Jason-fy7ho 8 лет назад +10

    how have self defence skills in combat

    • @lmikaela7298
      @lmikaela7298 8 лет назад +1

      +GameIsLife Go to a martial arts class

    • @Jason-fy7ho
      @Jason-fy7ho 8 лет назад

      +Lily Mikaela i have 1 year

    • @Jason-fy7ho
      @Jason-fy7ho 8 лет назад

      +Lily Mikaela chinese martial arts

    • @lmikaela7298
      @lmikaela7298 8 лет назад

      Then why ask this question?

    • @Jason-fy7ho
      @Jason-fy7ho 8 лет назад +1

      Lily Mikaela to see some other little tricks and skills, and for others to know.

  • @phantom-qz7ln
    @phantom-qz7ln 7 лет назад +1

    I know this is 2years old but they are very funny and you learn from it . Much better than all my teachers

  • @kilplixfan1
    @kilplixfan1 9 лет назад +7

    How to become an MMA Champion!

  • @Actuallyfactually
    @Actuallyfactually 3 года назад +4

    1 more perk of being a cia operative
    You have someone that’s proud of you when you finally get a girlfriend

  • @Woodsman405
    @Woodsman405 4 года назад +3

    This totally killed wanting to be a spy for me

  • @triremenes1791
    @triremenes1791 7 лет назад

    "Don't call Jeff" *YOU'VE TAKEN EVERYTHING; I HAD PLANNED FOR MY SPY CAREER!*

  • @jamielee0606
    @jamielee0606 7 лет назад +44

    Can u do how to be a huntress

    • @averybartosh5606
      @averybartosh5606 6 лет назад +17

      Ka Psycho step 1: be female, step 2: learn to hunt

    • @hayleebennett6596
      @hayleebennett6596 6 лет назад

      4V3RY 84RT05H i fuckin pissed myself😂😂😂

    • @nochannel2930
      @nochannel2930 6 лет назад +1

      Really First of all u gotta be female and female only

    • @Anazec1
      @Anazec1 6 лет назад +3

      Really

    • @skyj2172
      @skyj2172 5 лет назад

      1. Have a vagina
      2. Learn to hunt.
      *BOOM*

  • @blenderixacadomenix4302
    @blenderixacadomenix4302 9 лет назад +24

    epic how to to be an comedian

  • @tannerwillis3701
    @tannerwillis3701 8 лет назад +7

    how to be a farmer, I would love you and the camera for never (he,he)

  • @itachi6165
    @itachi6165 4 года назад

    How to be a spy: * dresses himself as a pione *

  • @ItsJustAndrew89
    @ItsJustAndrew89 4 года назад +3

    I bet a lot of people followed these steps and is submitting their applications to Central Intelligence right now. The CIA is watching this video currently...

  • @ezra6898
    @ezra6898 7 лет назад +4

    I've always been really into the whole thing with being able to read body language and being able to tell when someone's lying, additionally lie perfect yourself, so hm. I've read about it since I was 12 years old and would like to say I'm a pretty damn good liar now, and lie detector. It's cool to know you actually could put that to some good use except for getting away with stuff.

  • @Soulheavenx
    @Soulheavenx 8 лет назад +17

    How to become a jedi

    • @onlinealiasuk
      @onlinealiasuk 8 лет назад

      +Scruffy Luxe hows your mediclorians level?

    • @yogsothoth7594
      @yogsothoth7594 8 лет назад

      NO, NO. Never say that again.

    • @onlinealiasuk
      @onlinealiasuk 8 лет назад

      +Gareth Brooks-Martin bit low eh? well performance issues are more common that you'd think ;)

    • @TheDevProductions
      @TheDevProductions 8 лет назад

      +onlinealiasuk LOL

    • @Y_YX
      @Y_YX 7 лет назад

      You can't. You are too old.

  • @lastfirstxxa7620
    @lastfirstxxa7620 4 года назад +2

    Let’s be honest we all come back to watch these because they are fun to watch

  • @hk8239
    @hk8239 9 лет назад +4

    How to Be a professional Mercenary or Mercenary group.

  • @ChrisGenius
    @ChrisGenius 9 лет назад +8

    And now we know
    And knowing is half the battle

    • @user__1312
      @user__1312 9 лет назад +5

      +Chris Genius So technically, we all are 50% in the CIA, right ?

    • @PedroFelix456
      @PedroFelix456 9 лет назад +5

      +PL19j not me I'm from Brazil =(

    • @user__1312
      @user__1312 9 лет назад

      MrPedroNorris Still, you know it and you can change nationalities :p ( I'm not american btw )

    • @Dylan_North
      @Dylan_North 9 лет назад

      Thanks GI Joe!

  • @brylidan
    @brylidan 9 лет назад +7

    how to be the first comment

  • @KlWlB0
    @KlWlB0 Год назад +1

    This game me so much nostalgia. I Miss being younger

    • @robin8903
      @robin8903 Год назад

      I know what you mean.. This stuff was amazing.

  • @kattenelvis1778
    @kattenelvis1778 8 лет назад +5

    You press the , button and select the spy obviously

  • @Pain2318
    @Pain2318 9 лет назад +8

    How to be a genius

    • @Roxas13XIII
      @Roxas13XIII 9 лет назад +2

      +Ian Velasco Stay in school and put effort into learning

    • @itsallfunky4591
      @itsallfunky4591 9 лет назад +4

      +Roxas13XIII oooohhh dammnn!!
      But that just makes you knowledgable though.

    • @ChrisGenius
      @ChrisGenius 9 лет назад

      Be me

    • @DevilHunter5678
      @DevilHunter5678 9 лет назад +1

      +Roxas13XIII You know, being a genius has nothing to do with how much you know or how much you study. In fact, most geniuses barely study at all while in school simply because they don't need to.

    • @Fil1204_
      @Fil1204_ 9 лет назад

      +DevilHunter5678 that's not true, geniuses don't know things before going to school, thay can figure them out but it's impossibile for someone to know history (for example) without ever reading of it

  • @BoBeast
    @BoBeast 8 лет назад +11

    how to work for area 51

  • @radicaldonkey9745
    @radicaldonkey9745 6 лет назад +1

    Learning how to think like Sherlock Holmes and this would fit perfectly

  • @joegerhard615
    @joegerhard615 7 лет назад +5

    You have convinced me to start lying. Thanks! Let's see how it goes

  • @Wiifanbro
    @Wiifanbro 7 лет назад +6

    How to survive a Terroist attack!

  • @niamh1479
    @niamh1479 9 лет назад +4

    how to be an assassin

  • @sonofaireu957
    @sonofaireu957 6 лет назад

    MY GOD MY EARPHONES HAVE REALLY GOOD SURROUND SOUND AND THE "Ridiculos" SOUNDED LIKE THE LOUDEST THUNDER EVER