Or be a chinchilla. Chinchillas are so fluffy that they are pretty much godly beings (and somehow able to eat the universe according to my research. and by research I mean using google auto complete).
Ok so you have a couple of options you could study a lot however this might not work because of memory you could also cheat this comes with the substanal risk of getting caught what your going to want to do is fake sick while you do this your buddy tells you all the questions on the test and you study those specific awnsers and put it back on the test
DarkPaul1ux Gaming Actually, you can finish school and not sleep but you could end up homeless because you cannot pay bills/or you cant find a job. It isn't that you are sleeping, its just life!
I remember in my old high school there was a fence all around the playground, except for a little spot covered in trees, in which I smuggled some wire cutters into school and cut the fence. Noone noticed until last year and my little brother came over to my house and said he found the hole and the note I left back there.
Someone can place a hit on anyone, it isn’t a case of crossing his path, it’s you looking out the peep hole and getting a round of 45. ACP in you’re eye
If you've got a hitman hired on your ass I'm pretty sure that just running away won't help you. Like someone paid *money* to kill you, think the hitman's gonna be like "Welp didn't work the first time, better run before I miss the new GOT episode"
bad hair day According to Mythbusters, you want to aim for marshy land or bushes to break your fall. Water is concrete at high velocity. if you only have flat land below you, land butt first. Worst case scenario, you die. Best, you can't use your legs but hey you're alive.
What happened to them!?!?.....it's been a year since their last video!!...... Did they got shut or something of that sort!? ....I really enjoyed this series..... Pls Come Back Guyssss~~~~~
(1:11) In your analogy your example of pizza is the currency payed so it would not be the 'murder' as you put it but instead the actual amount of money payed
I suggest one of these two ideas: *How to survive a chinchilla eating the universe* Or *How to survive a velociraptor throwing bananas at you while you are doing homework.*
but what if the volcano already erupted here's a scenario imagine you have a house close to the volcano and that the volcano has erupted what do you do
The liver is a good and very valuable target cuz once u hit the liver for any average person the person(or hitman)’s organs will shut down freezing the diaphragm, the stomach, and some of the intestines, and even worse depending on your strength. It’ll cause the inavailability from breathing and in a last ditch effort, the body will lay down to keep the blood systems stable which should give you just enough time to blend into a crowd
I agree on the bulletproof vest as hitmen aren't allowed to shoot their target in the head as the person who hired them has to be able to identify them. Therefore, shooting your target in the head could lead to the person who hired you not being able to identify the target and you will not be payed.
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How to survive anything:
BE A CAMERAMAN
Yes very true
Unless you are in zombieland
@@druvjuice6906 or in a damn volcano
iam adam
Actually in a Korean zombie movie the camera man dies to
So be the camera man of the CAMERAMAN
Not in outlast 2 lol
How to survive being homeless, im gonna need this.
That is something they should a how to on defo more likely to happen to someone than being killed by a hitman
ItsCaspar 123 good luck
ItsCaspar 123 yes!!
me too
ItsCaspar 123 nice videos
How to survive the purge
get out of US
good idea
Hide in a lemon fort
Sans The skeleton ok but they'll attack you so how would you survive that?
Hide
How to survive 20 missed calls from mum
machocereals I don't think you can.
Move .
machocereals you move out of the country change your identity and never come back.
machocereals you murder her
machocereals I can't even survive 2
How to survive a school shooting.
Scrub Fiji Bruh I just commented that XD
Scrub Fiji school shooting or school
Step one eat lunch with the weird white kid
G-Town Crew (GTC) I was about to say that lmao
Scrub Fiji join them
How to survive anything:
BE THE MAIN CHARACTER
That didn't work in starwars
Or be a chinchilla. Chinchillas are so fluffy that they are pretty much godly beings (and somehow able to eat the universe according to my research. and by research I mean using google auto complete).
Mortal Engines quartet. Final book.
*Cough* *cough* Infinity War
Be the Camera man or women....OR a very skilled bear
Let's give the animator the thumbs up! Good job and Keep it up!
I miss the dolls from the older videos
Same, the dolls had more personality
6:45👏
Thanks guys, it's a labor of love
Tenecture
How to survive United Airlines
And the award for best comment of the month goes to ... Slapfacegamer
Carry a gun?
with pepsi ofcourse
I'm gonna due of laughter LOL
Slapfacegamer 😂😂😂
how to survive math exam
Ranjiplays
Study?
Ez just study
You see
What you do is
Study
If that doesn’t work
Drop out and start investing in Delta airlines because their going broke right now
Ok so you have a couple of options you could study a lot however this might not work because of memory you could also cheat this comes with the substanal risk of getting caught what your going to want to do is fake sick while you do this your buddy tells you all the questions on the test and you study those specific awnsers and put it back on the test
How to survive a hit man who watched this video
lisa7525 gg no re
lisa7525 become the hit man
Dun dun ddduunnn
don't piss people off?
lisa7525 1,212,874 people watched this video
how to defuse a bomb
Matt: Rush B.
7355608 thank me later
I will make a video on it, but I will need you to supply me with the resources...
hahahah csgo bomb code
Useful knowledge nowadays in europe
We need epic how to back.
Goddamn right
Easily.
Uhhhhh
well well well, what do we have here
how to survive a tsunami, earthquake or any natural disaster
HazelCheetah 2 go to a country without any natural disasters
Not a thing
Finisterre Czech republic
I’m in wales I can’t have tsunami
HazelCheetah 2 not possible for tsunami
How to make your own language
You're a good game
Failout 4 I love your game
Mettaton Ex I love your theme song
Ender Steel humans can learn to control you or wipe your memory and make you a glorified vacuum
Failout 4 i made my own before ur comment...SHEET
691 hitman disliked
Hitmen*
Unyt 880 hitman
Players*
Merple Turple what?? Thats kinda sexist lol
Actually 912
how to survive being homeless
Levend Krüger stop sleeping in school,done
DarkPaul1ux Gaming Actually, you can finish school and not sleep but you could end up homeless because you cannot pay bills/or you cant find a job. It isn't that you are sleeping, its just life!
buy a house
Levend Krüger buy a house
Easy, HOW THE F ARE YOU HOMELESS IN THE FIRST PLACE?
How to break outta school
Plz dont
how does no one get the joke...
Doge21Ninja i think u dont get the joke
Eemeli Raki nu
I remember in my old high school there was a fence all around the playground, except for a little spot covered in trees, in which I smuggled some wire cutters into school and cut the fence. Noone noticed until last year and my little brother came over to my house and said he found the hole and the note I left back there.
How to survive John Wick
You can’t
Robert Mulligan precisely
Become john wick...
just build lol
He is the best hitman.
In the movie I mean.
Elemental Gamer he is talking about the original movie John wick not the shitty fortnite version
No one can survive Agent 47...
Zain Jafar Batman, Big Boss, etc.
Not even legend 27...
Only TheLegend27 can stop Agent 47
no one can survive agent 69
Bryan Wheelock
Exactly.
Man I love your Epic How To's so much. I wish there was a new one every day, that would be perfection.
Some Benjamin Thompson got really freaked out there
Don’t have the last name Thompson but I was still intimidated
Flying Sausage my friends name is Benjamin Thompson
Next do how to be a hit man
Watch this video in reverse
joseph bennett i think he already did
he already did
joseph bennett Hitman and bounty hunter is the same and they did it already
A hitman and bounty hunter are definitely not he same thing.
How do I know if there is a hitman hired to kill me?
Damla Kayacan If he tried to kill u but failed.
you don't
GTA Online Thug Zurax damn fr?
Damla Kayacan Well if someone hates you enough to hire a hitman on you, it should be pretty obvious.
Damla Kayacan I
5:25 an ice cream??
You can stick it into their eye or something. Idk 😂
A VERY sharp ice cream
Ofc
Shove it into the mouth and he will choke
Make them bite it, instant pain
How to be be a legal citizen in north Korea
LOL
hugorc 3 it has to be possibe
step 1
don't
hugorc 3 wow I respect you for trying or even thinking of being a citizen at #northkrean
47% of hitman cases were for...
KLONDIKE BAR
Terrier TV WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR
How many for hitman got killed instead of killing the person?
I did that yesterday and he had none... 😡
😂
“47%” I see what you did there.😏
"Survive A Hitman", why does this video have 1,727,012 views? I thought I'm the only paranoid man out there.....
EPIC HOW TO SURVIVE AN EARTHQUAKE
watch EPIC HOW TO SURVIVE IN A DESERT and go to your nearest desert before the earthquake hits cuz no falling objects will harm you
Corpse Voyager1997 good one
You guys need that rn
How to survive in a Roast
Enmax GT Get some salt.
Answer (if you’re in middle school): NO U
Apply the aloe
BOI GET SOME MILK!!!
" no u "
Instructions unclear, became the next elusive target in Hitman 2.
elijahpepe what did you learn?
Well your chances of survival went up from that
The novice looks t bag from prison break
100,000 subs without any Videos kkk
100,000 subs without any Videos d
100,000 subs without any Videos k
It is
103 subs without any Videos It does 😂
I recommend 'How to survive a Hitman' video last year!
:D
Craig Riches like 1000 other people
How to survive a hitman in one step:
1) DON'T CROSS PATHS WITH ONE!!!! -_-
Someone can place a hit on anyone, it isn’t a case of crossing his path, it’s you looking out the peep hole and getting a round of 45. ACP in you’re eye
@@laxcpd r/SuspiciouslySpecific
Was the novice T Bag
Mahadev Bibil looks like him but i never seen him using a shotgun. and i dont think he kills for money.
I saw that too
Damn was just Gona write this... such a good series
Epic how to publish a book/become a novelist?
Ryuji: Agreed.
Yes
Ryuji takes 500,000 USD to publish something. So become rich.
I second this. I could actually really use this in the future!
you can find how to do that with a simple google search
Agent 47 at 1:32
Doctor ODer lol... relatable
Only if he said 47 different Hitmen
@@cartermelonio6994 He's right under the m in "hitmen"
Nice.
You we got some Assassins like Aguilar there too
How to escape a police chase
StarKing15 be white.
StarKing15 Don't be a criminal.
What is T-bag doing here?
Ikr prison break vibes here
Or a bear. A really really skilled bear
Great job on the animations, Andy! :)
Thanks dad!
Hey Andy, great job animating on this episode!
how to survive in friendzone?
They have a video titled "How To Find Love".
PKZ LeeSSang You don't survive the friendzone, simple as that
it doesn't exist your just delusional. move on and find someone else worth your time.
PKZ LeeSSang I bet there's a story there
Konrad Wireen i bet you watch jacksfilms
You should do "How to take down the mob" or "How to run the mob"
Gregg N Friends you just have to use pokemon
You go to heaven God asks "who you're killed by" and you say "a Hitman who was a bear"
How do you know
How to hunt down ghosts or vampires????
Arthi Kumar there is no thing like vampire
Random Stuff Im still awake by early morning tho
Why would you want to learn how to hunt down something you've never actually seen in your entire life (and possibly won't ever encounter)?
Arthi Kumar That would make a pretty horrible video considering vampires and ghosts don't exist.
how to become the flash
Conor Fox or the ghost rider
Be black
Just imagine killing your hitman and then a random voice just says “Level Up”
how to defuse bomb
Joe Comeau play csgo
*bomb has been planted*
-Bomb Defused-
Press F to lower the blast radius press A to get a Snickers bar
how to stop a robbery
Rorynator yes, because I have a convenient gun in my pocket
Sam Gryffindor buy a gun then
My names Benjamin
Jk I do feel bad for anybody named Benjamin
My name is Benjamin.
Ben P sorry 😂
Ben dover
How to survive in the Desert
Cro MaXor I like that idea
deathmeat :) thats awesome
Survivorman (Les Stroud) can teach you just about everything you'd want to know about survival.
I love these animations
You need the most legendary, unmatched, ultimate armor of all.
*_Plot armor_*
HOW TO SURVIVE BEING STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR
Brìng ì dùññò
yesssss !!
how to survive being stuck on an escalator
Amazing job on the animation dude!
Thanks duck.
The biggest pain in the ass for a Hitman is when they have to make it look like an accident or suicide.
1:59 is that T-Bag from prison break? lol
Kujamon yeah that's what I thought lol
thats what i thought
i love when you post new ,,epic how to videos!"
If you've got a hitman hired on your ass I'm pretty sure that just running away won't help you. Like someone paid *money* to kill you, think the hitman's gonna be like "Welp didn't work the first time, better run before I miss the new GOT episode"
epic how to become a NFL football player or other sports
it's me popinmo
Kyle Calhoun Wut
I love that ted cruz is one of the 36 hitmen
did you say 27 killings by 36 hitmen... weird how like 3 people killed one guy
I'm supposed to be playing game of war but this one player keeps kicking my ass...
how to eat cereal without milk
iNetro Freerunning Use nails.
lel
yogurt or water, or both =P
iNetro Freerunning
Cereal without milk is better though
iNetro Freerunning you can't
having Joe Bereta be the hitman that killed Joe Bereta is the most Joe Bereta thing i've seen
epic hiw to : survive freefalling out a plane
bad hair day simple .. get a parachute
bad hair day According to Mythbusters, you want to aim for marshy land or bushes to break your fall. Water is concrete at high velocity.
if you only have flat land below you, land butt first. Worst case scenario, you die. Best, you can't use your legs but hey you're alive.
have a parachute= land in lake or open field
no parachute= you're screwed
Nice animation Andy
Bring back epic how to
Great anamations
*How to build muscles fast - EPIC HOWTO* please do one like this.
haris rehman one hundred push-ups, one hundred sit ups, one hundred squats and a ten km run every day for three years.
AussieWelshMan 1 punchman? is that you?
5x5 stronglifts + steroids and a lot of supplements like creatine
John Savage That is mostly a strength program.
AussieWelshMan WAAANN PAAAANNNCCCHHHH
I miss these
How to become a hitman?Ok I am joking
Deadpool Fan you're on a watch list.
Haha
1:32 Lol they put ted cruz as a hitman
He's the zodiac killer
What happened to them!?!?.....it's been a year since their last video!!...... Did they got shut or something of that sort!? ....I really enjoyed this series..... Pls Come Back Guyssss~~~~~
do how to escape north korea
Marshal Carl. G. E. Mannerheim I know this comment is old, but someone else made a video about many ways on how to do it.
how to run away
Smosh/ Anthony Padilla lover my name is Anthony
you move your legs fast
Yoongi's smile is my reason to live faster than my gun all the other...
Yoongi's smile is my reason to live watch a tutorial 9n how to walk first.
That moment when he says Benjamin Thomson and you look in the comments for anyone named Benjamin Thomson
Please can EpicHowTo do a video on: How to become a Genius?
Study.
Giorgos Veligiantsos be Asian
DannyS be adopted by a strict ass Asian family.
You are born a genius. And being genius isn't about knowledge, but about inteligence. And inteligence is measured in IQ.
You misspelled intelligence.
someone is always watching you...
far away......
boo
What about agent 47 thats more then master or above
Instructions unclear, John Wilkes Booth assassinated me.
How do you make this 3d animations???
Maika Mousen yes
Maika Mousen no
(1:11) In your analogy your example of pizza is the currency payed so it would not be the 'murder' as you put it but instead the actual amount of money payed
How to become a millionaire
Work work work
Anthony Games read rich dad poor dad
Anthony Games rob banks
Am I the only one who can't get over how much he looks like Jensen Ackles
Hana Xx lol I see it too!
Rowan especially at the end. They look so similar
no he looks like the devil guy from supernatural
you mean Mark Pellegrino.
|-/
I suggest one of these two ideas:
*How to survive a chinchilla eating the universe*
Or
*How to survive a velociraptor throwing bananas at you while you are doing homework.*
Do how to survive a school shooting
how to survive a volcanic eruption
but what if the volcano already erupted here's a scenario
imagine you have a house close to the volcano and that the volcano has erupted what do you do
The liver is a good and very valuable target cuz once u hit the liver for any average person the person(or hitman)’s organs will shut down freezing the diaphragm, the stomach, and some of the intestines, and even worse depending on your strength. It’ll cause the inavailability from breathing and in a last ditch effort, the body will lay down to keep the blood systems stable which should give you just enough time to blend into a crowd
When you watch this video and you’re name is Benjamin Thompson
Epic how to build a sick Raft from a shipwreck
1:33 look to the top left,you'll see Wolfgang.
His mom:Honey,what should we name him?How bout Georgie?
Dumb papa:how about,Wolfgang?
how to get away with murder?
Sam Waris What? No...oh that was a joke haha...nice joke...
Cecil7777 haha yeah...for a friend...
do epic how to be a hit man
I agree on the bulletproof vest as hitmen aren't allowed to shoot their target in the head as the person who hired them has to be able to identify them. Therefore, shooting your target in the head could lead to the person who hired you not being able to identify the target and you will not be payed.
How to know if a hitman was hired to kill you?
Damla Kayacan you can't
Damla Kayacan you will know when your on the ground chocking on your own blood
Kage 848 C H O K I N G
4:57 Wasted.
1:28 uk is good
We have a lack on contract killings
Epic how to travel through dimensions
black magic
how to win american ninja warrior
Clorox Bleach god dammit i found u again