How to Break Out of Jail - EPIC HOW TO

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @waltz2394
    @waltz2394 7 лет назад +2844

    We all know this guy is gonna survive everything
    Edit: Hello me from the past

  • @rileyfreeman7122
    @rileyfreeman7122 7 лет назад +920

    Dat moment when the guards see an inmate watching this video.

    • @luisthemexican1457
      @luisthemexican1457 7 лет назад +8

      Riley Freeman your profile pic

    • @eshanjabeer1389
      @eshanjabeer1389 7 лет назад +1

      Riley Freeman I

    • @hattiedunham8866
      @hattiedunham8866 7 лет назад +13

      What if the guards ask him who are you watching and they say epic how to the the guards say I love that guy before you know it there laying in the bad together watch his videos

    • @islastewart9493
      @islastewart9493 7 лет назад

      Riley Freeman 😂😂😂

    • @the_black_fox9136
      @the_black_fox9136 7 лет назад

      lol XD

  • @Vixikats
    @Vixikats 9 лет назад +136

    I work as a corrections officer in a local jail facility and to be honest, there's really nothing he's saying that's wrong. In fact, so long as you don't interact with the guards or other inmates and make yourself recognizable, it would be surprisingly easy to have a full suit smuggled in and you just walk right out the front door as an attorney.
    While they're supposed to wear badges that label them as visitors, none of us ever bother to actually check to make sure that every single person who isn't an inmate has one. Like he said, most officers are just plain overworked. 12 to 16 hour shifts with no breaks dealing with crybaby inmates all day is extremely exhausting, trust me.
    If I were planning on breaking out of jail, that would be how I did it. Either that or incapacitating the SINGLE guard in the entire unit, taking his clothes, dressing as an officer and walking out like one of the "new" guys. That method is only acceptable if, like in my facility, there's only one officer per unit and it's at night when there's no witness' to see you knock them out and slip into their clothes. The turnover rate in jails is so high, as long as you're a smooth talker and can lie convincingly if stopped, no one will think twice. You're just one of the dozen new people, after all.

  • @kajii1793
    @kajii1793 6 лет назад +1434

    Me : Swears on ROBLOX
    5 mins after : *Watches this video*

    • @alexengstrom6488
      @alexengstrom6488 6 лет назад +14

      I did it then i thought i would get banned

    • @lordxam5243
      @lordxam5243 6 лет назад +24

      What did you say? Heck?
      (Sorry for bad language)

    • @Orangeboyhd
      @Orangeboyhd 5 лет назад +2

      how could you man

    • @thebrickler2299
      @thebrickler2299 5 лет назад +13

      Impossible. Roblox censors everything in 5 km radius to a bad word

    • @raima4654
      @raima4654 5 лет назад +14

      #### ###

  • @seingam5625
    @seingam5625 6 лет назад +1242

    The FBI wants to know your location

  • @rielitty
    @rielitty 6 лет назад +1842

    the moment u realize ur now in the fbi's watchlist bc u watched this vid

    • @iloric6544
      @iloric6544 6 лет назад +25

      worth it

    • @darthvader8641
      @darthvader8641 6 лет назад +20

      Correction: The moment you realize your now on the FBI’s watchlist, because you watched this video.

    • @darthvader8641
      @darthvader8641 6 лет назад +15

      Also I can’t be on the fbis watch list I live in Canada

    • @skepticcritic6910
      @skepticcritic6910 6 лет назад +15

      @@darthvader8641 r/woooosh

    • @phucngo1979
      @phucngo1979 6 лет назад +1

      Supreme Leader Snoke meh too

  • @ObiJuanKenobi3
    @ObiJuanKenobi3 8 лет назад +358

    I've barricaded myself in my own room. The coppers are at my door trying to get me out, they even brought the negotiator. I feel special. I could face ten to twenty if they find me. My crime, trumpeting without a license. They'll never take me alive... *toot*

  • @tinkiewinkiie
    @tinkiewinkiie 5 лет назад +76

    when my dad had a one year sentence before I was born, a prisoner attacked a guard and held in hostage, my dad attacked the prisoner to help the guard and got his sentence to six months in prison.

  • @jamie20890
    @jamie20890 6 лет назад +276

    watches first 5 seconds *knock knock knock* "FBI OPEN UP!"

  • @bradley4ever
    @bradley4ever 6 лет назад +497

    all of the dislikes are from the police officers

    • @ducky5581
      @ducky5581 5 лет назад +2

      Yes they are

    • @dailysandwich4838
      @dailysandwich4838 5 лет назад +5

      What about those peopole who found this too complocated?

  • @Сокодмалине
    @Сокодмалине 6 лет назад +647

    *Dad*
    Why is the FBI here?

  • @Magmava
    @Magmava 6 лет назад +416

    1:38 Or worse...

    • @neonatom8646
      @neonatom8646 6 лет назад +14

      I don't understand it.. .-.

    • @djayden4661
      @djayden4661 6 лет назад +28

      I just dropped something lemme get it real qui-wait a minute

    • @Noknes
      @Noknes 6 лет назад +4

      @@dragonplayz4215 or worse....

    • @auliasilkapianis1482
      @auliasilkapianis1482 6 лет назад +5

      Or worse *SPLASH

    • @KeystoneRecce
      @KeystoneRecce 5 лет назад +9

      *drops soap*
      Whoops lemme get that.
      *everyone looks at me*
      Ok I’m almo-
      y my butt so weird

  • @thestrangefishlikeentity9967
    @thestrangefishlikeentity9967 7 лет назад +204

    Instructions were not clear. Ended up walking all the way to hawaii.

    • @sotozephyre1112
      @sotozephyre1112 7 лет назад +4

      Princess TNT omg are you Jesus?!

    • @jigglypuff8437
      @jigglypuff8437 6 лет назад

      TheStrangeFishlikeEntity ANOTHER DANGANRONPA FAN?!

    • @oldcringeaccloveit
      @oldcringeaccloveit 6 лет назад

      jiggly puff no

    • @jigglypuff8437
      @jigglypuff8437 6 лет назад

      GoldenGamer he has a danganronpa profil pic. AND YOUR PIC IS A DEAD MEME

    • @nekonii7148
      @nekonii7148 6 лет назад

      Nice job! Time to track your ip and send you back!

  • @dickwwee9366
    @dickwwee9366 8 лет назад +120

    How to survive not picking up the phone when your mom calls

    • @nightveil3870
      @nightveil3870 7 лет назад +19

      Fluffy fluff you don't.

    • @nitro5247
      @nitro5247 7 лет назад +1

      Fluffy fluff my phone died

    • @hidoprime5179
      @hidoprime5179 7 лет назад +3

      Joseph The Doom Marine and you will be too xd

  • @AvianDnD
    @AvianDnD 9 лет назад +3518

    HOW TO PASS FINAL EXAMS

    • @TheKikou18
      @TheKikou18 9 лет назад +53

      Avian Edits Be a genius and do nothing, it works !

    • @AvianDnD
      @AvianDnD 9 лет назад +34

      Sporarum Hōshi tried that. i have to retake 3 exams 6 tests and prepare for 5 other exams.

    • @behemothokun
      @behemothokun 9 лет назад +25

      Avian Edits pay attention in class, this way no extra learning is required; it worked for me.

    • @AvianDnD
      @AvianDnD 9 лет назад +8

      Behemothokun try that too. still same result

    • @dannyclub09
      @dannyclub09 9 лет назад +16

      Avian Edits Or how to cheat on exams... that's more Epic How To's style.

  • @nathentengi3297
    @nathentengi3297 6 лет назад +355

    How to stop an addiction.
    How to win the lottery.
    How to win at the casino game.
    How to always win monoply.
    How to pick out clothes.
    How to win at golf.
    How to get a tank.
    How to get a yt channel.
    How to escape a horror movie.
    How to become a Jedi.
    How to pick out the right dog.
    How to open a business or move theater.
    How to become a us govenor.
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    How to become a dictator.
    How to pick out lunch.
    How to picout the right jewlery.
    How to give your girlfriend\wife or boy the right gift.
    How to rob a plane?
    How to create blank.
    How to be a Kung Fu master.
    How to kidnap Scooby Doo.

    • @seaton1288
      @seaton1288 6 лет назад +6

      3 of your 4 request are addictions lol

    • @nathentengi3297
      @nathentengi3297 6 лет назад +3

      Said how to win is important

    • @seaton1288
      @seaton1288 6 лет назад

      With the lottery there is no way to win the odds are never in your favour same with casino

    • @fuzzzbuzzz4208
      @fuzzzbuzzz4208 6 лет назад +2

      Those aren’t really epic, they’re kinda just sad

    • @seaton1288
      @seaton1288 6 лет назад

      @@fuzzzbuzzz4208 true

  • @Skythedragon
    @Skythedragon 8 лет назад +400

    Best way of getting out: never get in!

  • @Aeroshifter
    @Aeroshifter 8 лет назад +415

    Or you could always just get four people in clown masks to break you out while you're being transferred.

    • @potatogod9737
      @potatogod9737 8 лет назад +27

      One of them will probably leave during the breakout though.

    • @dennis2129
      @dennis2129 8 лет назад +2

      lol gta v ;)

    • @ArcaneFuror
      @ArcaneFuror 8 лет назад +24

      payday 2 :3

    • @Aeroshifter
      @Aeroshifter 8 лет назад +4

      +Arcane Furor Thank you, someone finally got it!

    • @Aeroshifter
      @Aeroshifter 8 лет назад +3

      +Dionisis Milonas Nah, I'm thinking more like Payday

  • @caskeizer3973
    @caskeizer3973 6 лет назад +1571

    How to get out of jail
    1. Don’t get in jail
    That’s it

    • @hopeslover6778
      @hopeslover6778 6 лет назад +13

      OH MY GOD YOURE A GENIUS

    • @orangemango1254
      @orangemango1254 5 лет назад +3

      Q2000000

    • @louise4152
      @louise4152 5 лет назад +16

      To get out, you need to get in.

    • @truthworld7721
      @truthworld7721 5 лет назад

      The question is how to get out of jail.

    • @amigoconmigo
      @amigoconmigo 5 лет назад +1

      True because if you have 9 years old jail
      Just wait 9 years and you will be free

  • @jacobcrawford9146
    @jacobcrawford9146 3 года назад +37

    this is the most accurate representation ive heard from a popular creator about prison gangs and respect. It's true, you don't have to join a gang. People will respect you if you stick up for yourself. Even if you're a scrawny ass dude that gets his ass beat, if you fight back, you're golden. Respect is everything. Not fighting back means you don't respect yourself.

  • @kawaiimelissagaming4775
    @kawaiimelissagaming4775 8 лет назад +1659

    how to survive a tsunami

  • @animeisfordorks2737
    @animeisfordorks2737 4 года назад +15

    I miss this man watched him when I was in my last year of middle school

  • @andrecurtis6625
    @andrecurtis6625 6 лет назад +133

    Rules of escaping:
    1. Format, know the format of the prison and its weaknesses
    2. Routine, know the guards near u and their routines
    3. Help from the inside or outside

  • @idfkgohst9942
    @idfkgohst9942 6 лет назад +641

    dislikes are from people who didnt escape prison

    • @errabbitc
      @errabbitc 6 лет назад +3

      and got stuck at least two years.

    • @errabbitc
      @errabbitc 6 лет назад

      @minecraftgamer girl they would get out of prison after their time and leave a dislike on the non helpful video.

    • @errabbitc
      @errabbitc 6 лет назад

      @minecraftgamer girl libraries anyone?

    • @errabbitc
      @errabbitc 6 лет назад

      @minecraftgamer girl or computer labs?

    • @errabbitc
      @errabbitc 6 лет назад

      @minecraftgamer girl its not that they have no computer access after their time in prison just limited computer access.

  • @Kentucky_Caveman
    @Kentucky_Caveman 8 лет назад +316

    combine breaking out of jail and faking your death, you got the perfect escape.

    • @KingOmega123
      @KingOmega123 8 лет назад +23

      Noah Sanders and live out in Vanuatu for the rest of your life

    • @vanessachard3248
      @vanessachard3248 7 лет назад +4

      Noah Sanders that's how to get buried alive

    • @Twelvebeans
      @Twelvebeans 7 лет назад +3

      Redstone Legend Please read it again.

    • @Christian-qn7ve
      @Christian-qn7ve 7 лет назад +2

      Noah Sanders dude thas an escape from the escapists 2

    • @MuffinCIub
      @MuffinCIub 7 лет назад +1

      Noah Sanders i was think the same thing

  • @kritikall.
    @kritikall. 6 лет назад +529

    Never drop the soap. DON’T DO IT
    Edit:Thanks For 111 likes guys!!
    Edit: I’m taking this comment down next month

  • @taxis_net
    @taxis_net 9 лет назад +300

    How to survive in a war

    • @artski09
      @artski09 9 лет назад +2

      Ταξιάρχης Φοίβος Μπλούνας run away from it ?

    • @DivinosSigma1
      @DivinosSigma1 9 лет назад +4

      Hircine Yes, outrun bullets and artillery fire, sounds like a great plan...

    • @MecMachinic
      @MecMachinic 9 лет назад

      Casusl just out run the hostilities/armies. it takes time to set up a war after everyone decides that they do not like each other.

    • @StefanSchenkel
      @StefanSchenkel 9 лет назад

      Hircine deserters will be executed.. That's a shameful way to day if you ask me

    • @artski09
      @artski09 9 лет назад +2

      Stefan Schenkel he said How to survive in a war
      he never said you was a part of the war so why would you be a deserter ?

  • @chilling8831
    @chilling8831 7 лет назад +156

    So what im getting from this is
    dont join a gang
    pick a fight with someone and get your ass beat so you wont get raped
    ask timmy from down the block to use his helicopter to fly you out
    and go to vanuatu

  • @Jayde396
    @Jayde396 7 лет назад +172

    I bet prison guards watched this just in case

  • @SneakrCanada
    @SneakrCanada 6 лет назад +12

    Finally they did how to break out of school EVERYONE LISTEN UP

  • @bossop888
    @bossop888 8 лет назад +292

    whos watching this in jail ?

    • @jacksmith8689
      @jacksmith8689 8 лет назад +33

      I am following the steps. Im currently walking out right now

    • @olusumboogunleye8518
      @olusumboogunleye8518 8 лет назад +2

      Are you?

    • @PW.6060
      @PW.6060 8 лет назад +28

      I'm in jail! It's pretty nice here, though. We got drugs, basketball, drugs, a sauna, drugs, a coffee shop, drugs, a shooting range, and drugs! And the guards are actually just cardboard cutouts, but they think we don't know. And there's drugs.

    • @mrcheckhammmer
      @mrcheckhammmer 8 лет назад +6

      +Peyton White (Arsenal of Democracy) are there drugs though?

    • @PW.6060
      @PW.6060 8 лет назад +3

      +MrCheckHammer Maybe.

  • @Art-py4qo
    @Art-py4qo 7 лет назад +291

    how to survive a whooping from ur mum

    • @tl3795
      @tl3795 7 лет назад +11

      AxrtPlays just don't get into one in the first place or fake ur death while running

    • @summerboyd3862
      @summerboyd3862 7 лет назад +6

      Something Something lolol legos save the day again.

    • @somethingsomething6795
      @somethingsomething6795 7 лет назад +1

      Summer Boyd No they don't. They hurt you.

    • @somelitkid7188
      @somelitkid7188 7 лет назад

      Something Something thanks

    • @johnnyweetard4482
      @johnnyweetard4482 7 лет назад

      AxrtPlays its impossible.

  • @KreSade01
    @KreSade01 9 лет назад +132

    How to build a death star. No questions please.

    • @user-ok8vh7zq9s
      @user-ok8vh7zq9s 9 лет назад

      You tried

    • @kalajel
      @kalajel 9 лет назад +10

      +Jonathan Petrosky How to dispose of a body. No questions please.

    • @KreSade01
      @KreSade01 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Death star can blow up planets. Don't need to dispose a body. Its vaporized.

    • @KreSade01
      @KreSade01 9 лет назад +1

      lol random transparency

    • @sushifoxy1853
      @sushifoxy1853 9 лет назад

      +lol random lol

  • @Hello-ht1wy
    @Hello-ht1wy 6 лет назад +134

    Alright if i fail to hack vbucks to my fortnite account i know what to do

  • @DLCSpider
    @DLCSpider 9 лет назад +571

    How to hide a dead body. PLEASE BE QUICK, IT STARTS TO SMELL

    • @agcat92
      @agcat92 9 лет назад +2

      DLC Spider You can melt it with chemical?

    • @CommieGlorp
      @CommieGlorp 9 лет назад +41

      DLC Spider Don't do it in a bathtub.

    • @dahulius
      @dahulius 9 лет назад +27

      Cut it to pieces, use a mixer to make all meat and muscles into either liquid or semi-liquid, crush all the bones into tiny pieces and flush it all down the toilet. Make sure to clean everything with bleach afterward...maybe flush some to (or drain cleaner) to make sure you're clean.

    • @DLCSpider
      @DLCSpider 9 лет назад +23

      Problem sovled. Ate it.

    • @assikopp123
      @assikopp123 9 лет назад +31

      Next time dig a 10 feet hole, throw the body in, fill it back to 5ft depth, throw a dead dog in, fill hole, done.
      No one digs below a buried dog, trust me.

  • @snapnote2926
    @snapnote2926 6 лет назад +40

    5:52
    This... this extradition treaty is beautiful.

  • @Kevi.n
    @Kevi.n 7 лет назад +1012

    THANKS VERY MUCH FOR THIS VIDEO MY DAD IS LIVING UNDER MY BED :D

  • @kersondedxx2006
    @kersondedxx2006 6 лет назад +7

    He he Thanks! I just went to Area 51 but I got arrested....I watched your video and you just helped me to get out of Jail...Thanks So Much.
    You: *Wait, how'd you get your phone and WiFi?*
    Me: Ummmmmmm.....Don't ask

  • @jayveeaureasecondaryaccoun6645
    @jayveeaureasecondaryaccoun6645 8 лет назад +310

    if i was a homeless man then i would want to go to prison. why? because you have food and a shelter.

    • @Stunder0319
      @Stunder0319 8 лет назад +16

      Epic how to:Get food and shelter as a homeless person.
      Step 1:Do something illegal and do it BIG.(well not till you get executed)
      Step 2:Now your in prison for ? years.
      Step 3:if you got out because you served you punishment DO STEP 1 & 2 AGAIN but make your illegal activity become less illegal if you do it again because they might gather alot of illegal activity from you and execute you for all your big illegal activity

    • @yugiohfan101ful
      @yugiohfan101ful 8 лет назад +12

      It depends where you live but over 90% of countries in the world, if not all of them cannot execute prisoners anymore.

    • @rikumajumder1558
      @rikumajumder1558 8 лет назад +2

      Or maybe just murder a family and live in their house and then move on to another one...

    • @bigloud7067
      @bigloud7067 8 лет назад

      I want a statistic on the 90% thing

    • @yugiohfan101ful
      @yugiohfan101ful 8 лет назад

      It was an exaggeration. The point is not a lot of countries anymore condone or allow execution

  • @AlbertoTamez
    @AlbertoTamez 9 лет назад +201

    how to pass school quickley

    • @Shohaikan
      @Shohaikan 9 лет назад +45

      Alberto Tamez You can start out by spelling correctly.

    • @itsobviiouz7988
      @itsobviiouz7988 9 лет назад +2

      Looki Garushia LMFAO!

    • @MastaGambit
      @MastaGambit 9 лет назад +1

      Looki Garushia That's actually true. XD

    • @AndreiBurykin
      @AndreiBurykin 9 лет назад

      Alberto Tamez Prison)))))

    • @collinwowfan
      @collinwowfan 9 лет назад

      Looki Garushia best one

  • @niamh1479
    @niamh1479 9 лет назад +108

    how to be an assassin

    • @DanielLCarrier
      @DanielLCarrier 9 лет назад +2

      Tiggers claws Do you want to know how to kill someone, or how to find someone who will pay you to do it?

    • @HeavySandvichGuy1
      @HeavySandvichGuy1 9 лет назад +8

      Daniel Carrier probably he means jumping from roof on enemy, like in AC

    • @ProfesserLuigi
      @ProfesserLuigi 9 лет назад +4

      HeavySandvichGuy1 A better guide would be how to fall from great heights while keeping bone breaking and other injuries to a minimum.

    • @DanielLCarrier
      @DanielLCarrier 9 лет назад

      Prof. Luigi Use a parachute.

    • @nieznajomy4398
      @nieznajomy4398 9 лет назад

      Tiggers claws or hitman :)

  • @arturorodriguez9656
    @arturorodriguez9656 6 лет назад +1

    Oh shoot I said “Sorry officer excuse me.” That got me another 10 years.

  • @joshuaosei5628
    @joshuaosei5628 9 лет назад +58

    Prisons are watching this I guess. We gotta step up our game.

    • @dapperjens8086
      @dapperjens8086 9 лет назад +3

      XD Your picture matches ur comment perfectly

    • @joshuaosei5628
      @joshuaosei5628 9 лет назад

      Dovah of the Blue Lol 😂

    • @6kang971
      @6kang971 9 лет назад

      you are from jk right?

  • @jacketyt6992
    @jacketyt6992 8 лет назад +82

    In Germany it isn't illegal to break out of jail, because it's the will/a human instinct of freedom

    • @TheMineCats
      @TheMineCats 7 лет назад +5

      JacketYT so what happens of you escape and get caught?

    • @marcuss5089
      @marcuss5089 7 лет назад +13

      Sabertooth just looked it up and it said that once you are caught you return to Jail with the same amount of year as your current prison sentence

    • @stellabell9074
      @stellabell9074 2 года назад

      A fu**ing murderer can bail out of jail pending trial if they have enough power, prestige and $$$ and hire a solid Attorney with a solid case (or use their $$$ to flee the USA to a Non-allied country and go on murdering people) while someone Poor who committed a Victimless crime will sit in jail and rot and never get a fair chance to defend themselves, possibly spending the next 5 or 10 years (or longer thanks to Mandatory Minimum laws, which are insane- like, a person can get 25 years for stealing a can of tuna if they've already been caught a few other times doing the same thing) for a crime that never hurt a single soul.

  • @underdasink8641
    @underdasink8641 8 лет назад +703

    I told this to my dad and the next day he's on the lose

    • @dannydao9207
      @dannydao9207 8 лет назад +2

      XD

    • @ethical7170
      @ethical7170 8 лет назад +2

      ERC MOTION ERC MOTION How long did he stay gone or is he still gone?

    • @meterman1000
      @meterman1000 8 лет назад +1

      Really

    • @ameromari4195
      @ameromari4195 8 лет назад

      Fat Turtle that's sad

    • @bigshmitty169
      @bigshmitty169 8 лет назад +6

      Theslaver 28 lol sounds like you lost your grammar in jail.

  • @KJ-sx5wd
    @KJ-sx5wd 6 лет назад +1

    I hate how they say that they aren’t responsible if you get in trouble by the law and basically they’re giving us ideas to break the law

  • @rothroth8127
    @rothroth8127 9 лет назад +141

    How to become a millionaire by just sitting in front of computer

    • @brcha
      @brcha 9 лет назад

      Puthearoth Buth Try making facebook or google or microsoft or apple.

    • @Fantasmafamiglia
      @Fantasmafamiglia 9 лет назад +16

      Puthearoth Buth play games and yell and do stupid sounds and faces every 5 sec easy pewdiepie level

    • @EhtaZUGGE
      @EhtaZUGGE 9 лет назад

      Puthearoth Buth They already made "how to make money buy playing video games" or something like that

    • @Saimeren
      @Saimeren 9 лет назад

      Puthearoth Buth If you're a woman, you can do sexy things on your webcam.

    • @rothroth8127
      @rothroth8127 9 лет назад

      EhtaZUGGE well i prefer sth more like App, Soft , Web, game....Developers.. stuffs like that

  • @Winter-mh3lb
    @Winter-mh3lb 6 лет назад

    I hate to poke a hole in this plan but often in prisions that are smaller the guards can tell who you are even in civilian clothes and in big enough prisions where that's less likely they are more apt to have strict rules about who can leave without id

  • @boglenight1551
    @boglenight1551 8 лет назад +141

    The prison population of the US is a tenth the size of the population of Australia.

    • @boglenight1551
      @boglenight1551 8 лет назад +1

      *****
      That's just crazy.

    • @diarmuid4191
      @diarmuid4191 8 лет назад +1

      +Boglenight Half of Ireland we have 4,000,000

    • @brightworld1148
      @brightworld1148 8 лет назад +1

      my countrys population
      Latvia 2 million

    • @boglenight1551
      @boglenight1551 8 лет назад

      WALLe COOKIE
      Wow, that's freaky.
      Also I haven't heard of your country before but it has a nice name where about in the world is it?

    • @brightworld1148
      @brightworld1148 8 лет назад

      +BC 07135
      will you agree that we baltics share nothing with slavs.

  • @billyfoster7339
    @billyfoster7339 6 лет назад +100

    I already know how to escape prison just punch a electric box that says don't punch me then crawl under the fence get in the yellow or grey car and go to the criminal base and get a gun and let everyone els out of jail

  • @IsaiahReitanFilm
    @IsaiahReitanFilm 8 лет назад +38

    Well...I'm definitely on some sort of watch list now

  • @cubeyfan2541
    @cubeyfan2541 5 лет назад +40

    Me: This is some pretty useful tips!
    *Robs a bank and gets arrested for 5-10 yrs*
    Me in prison: *OH S### I FORGOT THE VIDEO*

  • @dude37
    @dude37 9 лет назад +216

    How to take over the world... Not that I need a plan, because I already have one. Spoilers - It involves hamsters trained in the ninja arts. No one will see them coming, and by the time they do, it'll be too late. And when the dust settles, you all will bow before me and my unstoppable ninja hamster army

    • @ShikanNopp
      @ShikanNopp 9 лет назад

      The Dork Knight lol well thought out plan

    • @Avalanche272_
      @Avalanche272_ 9 лет назад +13

      The Dork Knight Oh man... You thought of ninja hamsters too? Dammit...

    • @Mr011i3
      @Mr011i3 9 лет назад +1

      The Dork Knight Bring on the ninja snake army, watch your back...

    • @mmamarac
      @mmamarac 9 лет назад +2

      The Dork Knight sorry but gingers have already started. Too late. MUAJAJAJJAJA

    • @Nozerone
      @Nozerone 9 лет назад

      The Dork Knight That plan won't work unless they are mutant teenagers as well.

  • @BorinGTv
    @BorinGTv 9 лет назад +126

    Who else subscribes to this channel just for EPIC HOW TO?

  • @Jp-ow6nm
    @Jp-ow6nm 8 лет назад +117

    Thanks I'll be sure to tell my dad on my next visit

    • @willemw6799
      @willemw6799 8 лет назад +1

      Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaqhahhahwhqhwhahahahahahahahaahha

    • @hr-cf9no
      @hr-cf9no 8 лет назад +5

      EMPANADA GAMING
      I hope he manages to get out! Good luck!

    • @jolenelies7104
      @jolenelies7104 8 лет назад +1

      EMPANADA GAMING lmao

    • @ElijahMaki
      @ElijahMaki 8 лет назад

      EMPANADA GAMING is it out yet

    • @GenyLady
      @GenyLady 7 лет назад +1

      GAMING is a great game but the fact that every game has been made for the best is the game for the iPhone and iPad game so much fun for all my family friends and friends who have been playing the same games for a long while they have to do with my life but they don't like me to try it again and again but it doesn't have the game to play it all of my time

  • @thelegendz5789
    @thelegendz5789 3 года назад +1

    All you got to do is close your eyes and slowly walk out. 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮.

  • @farzanayesmin9143
    @farzanayesmin9143 7 лет назад +50

    thx so much i escaped prison from this vid Xd

  • @MovedErmOk
    @MovedErmOk 7 лет назад +156

    How to survive without internet

    • @3bimm
      @3bimm 7 лет назад

      Nope

    • @PurplePowered
      @PurplePowered 7 лет назад +2

      You have internet right now so your good

    • @weegee5134
      @weegee5134 7 лет назад +4

      Redie27 thats impawsible

    • @timothy8045
      @timothy8045 7 лет назад +5

      sonic. exe I use data

    • @kowlprod7498
      @kowlprod7498 6 лет назад

      Are you in toppat clan? Coz i am. Ever notice my profile pic? Probably not.

  • @OakTheGuy
    @OakTheGuy 7 лет назад +74

    goodluck being spied on Google after watching this video

  • @MakBlank
    @MakBlank 6 лет назад

    Disclaimer we're not attempting to break prisoners out and this guy is like THIS IS HOW WE GON BREAK YO ASS OUT

  • @airshock3r148
    @airshock3r148 7 лет назад +170

    how do be successful at RUclips

  • @malcolm7915
    @malcolm7915 7 лет назад +235

    how to survive a school shooting

    • @estratton0
      @estratton0 7 лет назад +28

      TheBlueNinja join them

    • @3leafcloverr
      @3leafcloverr 7 лет назад +8

      Grab anything that can knock a person out (textbook, chair, ect) fukING SMACK THE MOFO FROM BEHIND OVER AND OVER TILL THEY STOP MOVING . If there is more than one. Do this to one then bolt it lying low. Repeat to others. If you get shot at least you saved a couple people rite? Idk I hate people so idk if I care.
      Alternate way. (Depressed way) walk right up to the person and beg them to kill you :D most likely they will wuss out. But maybe you can escape life one day ;)

    • @malcolm7915
      @malcolm7915 7 лет назад

      Thank you for his infomation.

    • @3leafcloverr
      @3leafcloverr 7 лет назад +2

      TheBlueNinja just trieing to make this world a better place, ya know?

    • @malcolm7915
      @malcolm7915 7 лет назад +2

      Totally.

  • @jhay3966
    @jhay3966 6 лет назад

    there is a prisoner in germany *I think, spent a month counting the walking pattern of the two guards guarding him. Then he tried to escape by stabbing one of the guards with a makeshift spear. but failed

  • @fade6827
    @fade6827 9 лет назад +32

    Who else read the hilarious extradition treaty paper

  • @sweetvictoria7842
    @sweetvictoria7842 9 лет назад +169

    How to rob a bank

    • @Andreyy1995
      @Andreyy1995 9 лет назад +1

      Yes Pls

    • @kristofferdjuve3631
      @kristofferdjuve3631 9 лет назад

      Yeah how to rob a bank

    • @salenstormwing
      @salenstormwing 9 лет назад +7

      Evil Ken That should have been the Epic How To before Epic How To Break out of prison.

    • @uldupits17
      @uldupits17 9 лет назад

      Evil Ken Yea and how to spend your money safely afterwards while laying low at the same time.. :)) :D

  • @randomstuff8802
    @randomstuff8802 7 лет назад +50

    Imma show this to my prison buddy

    • @galbedrac1912
      @galbedrac1912 6 лет назад +2

      U can't

    • @Random22
      @Random22 6 лет назад +1

      r/woooosh

    • @LiEnby
      @LiEnby 6 лет назад

      +MrDerpFace drop it in from a drone xD

    • @bilalrb_
      @bilalrb_ 6 лет назад

      MrDerpFace r/wooosh

  • @Username-xq2ri
    @Username-xq2ri 6 лет назад +32

    and how do you know this?...

  • @robertharaldsson2881
    @robertharaldsson2881 6 лет назад +50

    How to break out of the friend zone

    • @jeanlukvolker5130
      @jeanlukvolker5130 6 лет назад +1

      Robert Haraldsson tell them #### off and boom, you are not friends with them anymore

    • @coldz4683
      @coldz4683 6 лет назад

      @@jeanlukvolker5130 it's not that friend zone ...

    • @shrekthelord3347
      @shrekthelord3347 6 лет назад

      ColdZ r/woooosh

    • @coldz4683
      @coldz4683 6 лет назад

      @@shrekthelord3347 but that can be an satire or a real thing.

    • @Whatismusic123
      @Whatismusic123 6 лет назад

      ColdZ r/woooosh

  • @ewanlorimer1152
    @ewanlorimer1152 7 лет назад +52

    someone watching this has been to jail

    • @AquaBubblez13
      @AquaBubblez13 7 лет назад

      Ewan Lorimer you

    • @yeeetbiggeryeet6146
      @yeeetbiggeryeet6146 7 лет назад +2

      Nah bruh

    • @xEminent
      @xEminent 6 лет назад

      SkylerE Gamer but when I went to ur channel it shows u playing minecraft and showing a dog getting groomed

    • @andretron78
      @andretron78 6 лет назад

      Skeler game your a kid like me

  • @roadrollarequiem8560
    @roadrollarequiem8560 6 лет назад +90

    you don't need this video to know how to break out of jail just play jailbreak on roblox and it'll teach ya

  • @draco9291
    @draco9291 6 лет назад +9

    As a former inmate I’m very grateful for this video 👍

  • @ducko6358
    @ducko6358 6 лет назад +24

    Did anyone realize the comment that said jail or school?

  • @spiicypotato
    @spiicypotato 7 лет назад +153

    Thank you for this! I broke out of jail easily! *FIVE TIMES!*

    • @Chiayiklin
      @Chiayiklin 7 лет назад +1

      _ SkyOfMeow _ Whaaaaaaaat

    • @powerfxxvlvyt4549
      @powerfxxvlvyt4549 7 лет назад +14

      This is the F.BI. We found you hahahahah

    • @billnyethegamerguy4408
      @billnyethegamerguy4408 7 лет назад +8

      Varun's World What Branch of The FBI is called Varun's World??

    • @kittycatlover5659
      @kittycatlover5659 7 лет назад +4

      Yeah, Have fun 1 week of freedom, until the cops find you again

    • @stellajean9854
      @stellajean9854 7 лет назад +5

      Guess what I'm apart of the F.B.I
      And all of you are suspects and will get turned in after we find you
      Just kidden not f.b.i

  • @gdaman3700
    @gdaman3700 6 лет назад +27

    This video is perfect for ditching school

  • @bharatshah3797
    @bharatshah3797 4 года назад +2

    " No , Mr. Warden , I was just ..... watching this for entertainment ."
    - My last words before solitary confinement

  •  9 лет назад +11

    I honestly think that this was the most reasonable and well made episode of the Epic How To series. Keep it up.

  • @Hiro-ie3wj
    @Hiro-ie3wj 7 лет назад +129

    How to escape homework.

  • @xuexingjie
    @xuexingjie 7 лет назад +100

    How to escape school!

    • @Alexander-vm2ox
      @Alexander-vm2ox 6 лет назад +5

      Luna walk out the door

    • @soup7917
      @soup7917 6 лет назад +1

      ReBeL - Fortnite Godammit there's still fortnite players lurking around

    • @danzsyy
      @danzsyy 6 лет назад

      This is that video

    • @onlisexyt
      @onlisexyt 6 лет назад

      Yea

    • @xnight3232
      @xnight3232 6 лет назад

      OMG GG 👏 👏 👏 meme review

  • @chishebono3423
    @chishebono3423 5 лет назад +18

    0:01
    How to escape from jail or school 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @boopydoopy9156
      @boopydoopy9156 4 года назад +1

      Vents, know your vent systems and ya Golden.

  • @LPJ2
    @LPJ2 9 лет назад +66

    3:52 , with a German's engineering skills , i wouldn't be surprised .

    • @KevinLikesBananas
      @KevinLikesBananas 9 лет назад

      its easier to make a gun then you think so im surpised that no one else made a gun in prison

    • @Cerez
      @Cerez 9 лет назад

      +Di Dxpeo That prisoner in Germany was from Yugoslavia.

    • @LPJ2
      @LPJ2 9 лет назад

      ShadesSrbija Where did you learn that ;) ?

    • @Cerez
      @Cerez 9 лет назад

      Di Dxpeo Documentary on TV.

    • @LPJ2
      @LPJ2 9 лет назад +4

      ShadesSrbija German engineering is so good , even a Yugoslav is learning engineering , lol .

  • @randomthoughtstheories6681
    @randomthoughtstheories6681 8 лет назад +240

    How to escape school

    • @henriksundqvist5089
      @henriksundqvist5089 7 лет назад +5

      the Cash-er
      Fake being sick or just flee!

    • @thomascox7502
      @thomascox7502 7 лет назад +2

      the Cash-er just walk out. They're not allowed to lock all the gates and doors

    • @domquixote2780
      @domquixote2780 7 лет назад

      the Cash-er they already did you Just Saw the video

    • @Jaydunnnn
      @Jaydunnnn 7 лет назад +4

      Sneak away during lunch

    • @torin1107
      @torin1107 7 лет назад

      the Cash-er in my school you just walk out

  • @armanpannah9695
    @armanpannah9695 9 лет назад +15

    Thank you so much I'm in Vanuatu right know after breaking out I could have never done it without this video

  • @MarqueeliusThe_III
    @MarqueeliusThe_III Год назад +1

    As a prisoner, thank you for this tutorial I’m currently waiting for the perfect moment to initiate my plan.

  • @thomaslongo3735
    @thomaslongo3735 8 лет назад +284

    how to get out of jail: not commit a crime in the first place

  • @paulcedrix4900
    @paulcedrix4900 7 лет назад +40

    How to survive a sinking ship

  • @bjrock1235
    @bjrock1235 6 лет назад +39

    How would you flee the country? By boat? Cause I'm pretty sure you'd get arrested at the airport. Also even if you make it how would you get legal immigration?

    • @jeanlukvolker5130
      @jeanlukvolker5130 6 лет назад

      You need under the radar flight. Now unfortunately, you usually need either connections or knowledge of the trade. This proves very difficult. And some countries are pretty easy to get citizenship

  • @rblxplayzyt1851
    @rblxplayzyt1851 6 лет назад

    For the FBIs the car they should get is like armored, with a tracker and a device that can control plate number.

  • @iota-09
    @iota-09 9 лет назад +17

    someone MUST make an infinite screen meme of 6:51

    • @daxxas159
      @daxxas159 9 лет назад

      iota-09 there is the screenshot, but you need to insert the text because i don't have idea
      puu.sh/hEWnD/3a4c34a7b6.jpg

    • @iklone
      @iklone 9 лет назад +1

      daxxas159 That is exactly the wrong bit

    • @Ayyyyther
      @Ayyyyther 9 лет назад +5

      daxxas159 You're doing it wrong...
      puu.sh/hFprI/718b2815fd.png

    • @TeboxYT
      @TeboxYT 9 лет назад

      iota-09 you mean a GIF?

    • @bryanwesterveld5287
      @bryanwesterveld5287 9 лет назад

      TeboxYT No, I think he means a picture of a screen in a screen in a screen in a screen.

  • @Nvhl34
    @Nvhl34 8 лет назад +73

    You probably should have covered how you are supposed to travel overseas as a wanted man.

    • @sircodedred5006
      @sircodedred5006 8 лет назад

      easy just build a small boat or fake a passport

    • @Nvhl34
      @Nvhl34 8 лет назад +16

      +TheFireKing Gaming Yes building a small boat that can travel thousands of miles, and faking a passport post 9/11. Two very easy things.

    • @thefailninja238
      @thefailninja238 8 лет назад

      +Nvhl34 dont worry he was a detainee that escaped 2 times with those tricks

    • @ImKatric
      @ImKatric 8 лет назад

      Nvhl34 so true how will you get an airport pass?

    • @l.tc.5032
      @l.tc.5032 8 лет назад +6

      Nvhl34 smuggle yourself onto a ship?

  • @an_annoying_cat
    @an_annoying_cat 6 лет назад +30

    Breaking out of jail is easy.
    The hard part is winning your court case.

  • @jessebrucepinkman9834
    @jessebrucepinkman9834 3 года назад +1

    The only people who don’t deserve to escape prison. Are murders, pedophiles, rapists, people charged with extreme battery, and mostly people who will carry on doing this bad after they get out

    • @antoniojames3798
      @antoniojames3798 3 года назад

      I highly recommend Dr. Lucky on RUclips channel, who helped me win my court case with his powerful magic Spell, It was so amazing seeing my self out of prison with the help of Dr. Lucky spell castar, I'm forever grateful to him.

  • @ThomasStCroix
    @ThomasStCroix 9 лет назад +85

    How to become a member of the fbi of any other secret agency (mi5 maybe?)

  • @chibicat8478
    @chibicat8478 8 лет назад +210

    How to get out of jail;
    Don't go in the first place

  • @CrazyKoala1000
    @CrazyKoala1000 9 лет назад +22

    How to become the richest man in the world

  • @animecupcake2189
    @animecupcake2189 6 лет назад

    Ok seriously does anyone know anything about that working shotgun incident? That’s pretty frickin impressive

  • @CaptSumTingWong1
    @CaptSumTingWong1 9 лет назад +63

    How to hijack a plane... I uhh I'm asking for a friend.

    • @CaptSumTingWong1
      @CaptSumTingWong1 9 лет назад +8

      Capt. Sum Ting Wong You know what lets just go with how to survive a plane crash...

    • @TobiDub
      @TobiDub 9 лет назад +7

      Capt. Sum Ting Wong Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, Bang Ding Ow

    • @CaptSumTingWong1
      @CaptSumTingWong1 9 лет назад +3

      TobiDub Forgot that was my name XD that makes my comment perfect!

    • @Kothlim
      @Kothlim 9 лет назад +3

      Capt. Sum Ting Wong Does your friend frequent the Aloha Snackbar?

    • @dragonskull4410
      @dragonskull4410 9 лет назад

      Bro that's not cool it happened next in my neighborhood

  • @matiskrawiec
    @matiskrawiec 9 лет назад +11

    How about: Epic How To Abolish a government and set up your own in it's place( let's call it "overthrow a government") in two ways, one legal and the other a bit more violently etc. That seems like a good thing to know even if only theoretically!

  • @hamzah9522
    @hamzah9522 8 лет назад +87

    How to survive death

    • @thedonshel
      @thedonshel 7 лет назад +2

      you just watched the video how

  • @heresthepork4220
    @heresthepork4220 6 лет назад

    I get the feeling if you ever go to court the police might find this upload on your PC

  • @biminygamin8927
    @biminygamin8927 8 лет назад +8

    All of the dislikes are from cops.