How to Survive a Shipwreck - EPIC HOW TO

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @TheFatcat133
    @TheFatcat133 8 лет назад +2231

    Currently lost at sea watching this vid, thanks for the help

    • @mason1775
      @mason1775 8 лет назад +79

      How do you have internet and why are you wasting time?
      :3

    • @MadaraUchiha-ex1cr
      @MadaraUchiha-ex1cr 8 лет назад +52

      +Mason Meth Verizon obviously

    • @mason1775
      @mason1775 8 лет назад +15

      Madara Uchiha My mangekyo sharingan beats yours anyday, Madara Uchiha.

    • @MadaraUchiha-ex1cr
      @MadaraUchiha-ex1cr 8 лет назад +8

      +Mason Meth I mean if we feel like lying sure Squad 7 didn't need Kaguya to beat me either.

    • @jackdog6572
      @jackdog6572 8 лет назад +4

      sarcasm FTW

  • @PoTommyPo
    @PoTommyPo 7 лет назад +214

    This is actually one of the most terrifying things ever lol

  • @aj22190
    @aj22190 7 лет назад +448

    How to survive your parachute not opening.

  • @aleenasandra9226
    @aleenasandra9226 7 лет назад +1142

    "Fat is better than muscle"
    FINALLY someone appreciates my weight 😂😂

  • @TheThemadboy108
    @TheThemadboy108 8 лет назад +2083

    How to win a argument with your parents

    • @CodeSwift01
      @CodeSwift01 8 лет назад +65

      Impossible!!!

    • @singk7153
      @singk7153 8 лет назад +155

      If you say something back to them, they'll get angry.
      If you don't say anything, they'll still get angry,
      Parents are impossible to understand.

    • @max-dy8mx
      @max-dy8mx 8 лет назад +11

      yea it be nice if they let us explain

    • @witcheddoctor2720
      @witcheddoctor2720 8 лет назад +27

      Just think of an epic comeback

    • @kaassaus4230
      @kaassaus4230 8 лет назад +3

      thank you

  • @ronnikaatkins5815
    @ronnikaatkins5815 5 лет назад +187

    2:30 basically I'm going to die because I legit don't understand anything from this point on

    • @arch455
      @arch455 5 лет назад +7

      ...dude its simplr

    • @daemoniumvenator7099
      @daemoniumvenator7099 5 лет назад +7

      @@arch455 she just didn't get it from that point. Chill down snowflake

    • @Blaise_Blackwell
      @Blaise_Blackwell 4 года назад +9

      @@arch455 not everyone knows how to build water purification

    • @slovenlyelk898
      @slovenlyelk898 4 года назад +1

      @@Blaise_Blackwell I mean I learned this stuff in 3rd grade I mean yes the dude could have explained it but it is somewhat simple

    • @weihongsu1149
      @weihongsu1149 3 года назад +1

      in 3rd grade i didnt learn any survival skills. just math and stuff.
      rip me when i get stranded in sea。

  • @carolineg4915
    @carolineg4915 6 лет назад +18

    i just binged like all of these epic how to videos and wow these are honestly really well put together and they’re like my new favorite things

  • @TheJamesbowie
    @TheJamesbowie 7 лет назад +136

    How to survive a tsunami

  • @archerclark1007
    @archerclark1007 7 лет назад +121

    how to survive in the jurassic period

  • @Demigodish4o3
    @Demigodish4o3 9 лет назад +1969

    How to make a million by starting with only 10 dollars.

    • @ishmel11
      @ishmel11 9 лет назад +26

      Demigodish4o3 Get a job you lazy shit XD Parent's can't supply you with money forever.

    • @Demigodish4o3
      @Demigodish4o3 9 лет назад +83

      Ishmel Smith I have a job and I have a family. I hope you can do something useful with your life...

    • @ishmel11
      @ishmel11 9 лет назад +12

      Demigodish4o3 Says the one with 10 dollars.

    • @Demigodish4o3
      @Demigodish4o3 9 лет назад +61

      Ishmel Smith It's a hypothetical question.
      Is the person who asked "How do I survive a shipwreck" in the middle of the ocean right now? (This is a rhetorical question, by the way.)

    • @ishmel11
      @ishmel11 9 лет назад

      Demigodish4o3 Actually that is a stupid question.

  • @rackellegarcia7317
    @rackellegarcia7317 8 лет назад +319

    How to survive a hitman/assassin/contract killers

    • @kylereyes5186
      @kylereyes5186 7 лет назад +18

      Its_ Rackelle By killing them first duh

    • @howmenoworinwhooey6890
      @howmenoworinwhooey6890 7 лет назад +3

      Its_ Rackelle he made how to survive a hitman

    • @frez4246
      @frez4246 7 лет назад

      HowMeNoWorin whooey when you havent relized that his comment was 7 months old when u commented

    • @felvincejmdy2866
      @felvincejmdy2866 7 лет назад +1

      Gaming With P0LARIZED 9 months** idiot

    • @garyvte
      @garyvte 7 лет назад

      Its_ Rackelle u alright bro??

  • @netflix9790
    @netflix9790 7 лет назад +64

    you are one of the best youtubers

    • @sneaker_thistle
      @sneaker_thistle 4 года назад

      sadly he docent post these types of videos anymore

  • @kaiserglory8289
    @kaiserglory8289 8 лет назад +520

    How to survive Homework.

  • @DarkAngelZz59
    @DarkAngelZz59 9 лет назад +119

    how to survive... being buried alive! either literally "buried", or stuck in a cave, anything underground in the dark

    • @DManCAWMaster
      @DManCAWMaster 9 лет назад +2

      DarkAngelZz59 Try not to breathe too much. The more you breathe the more oxygen your wasting. If your talking like if someone locked you in a box or something along those lines and buried you that still applies. Use your energy wise. If locked inside a box try to find the latch and kick it or at the very least kick a hole in it. It's risky but it's something. If stuck in a cave your options can be numerous. You can kill animals or bugs that live in it for food and if your lucky might be able to start a small fire with rocks.

    • @DarkAngelZz59
      @DarkAngelZz59 9 лет назад

      DManCAWMaster nice! i know most of this, but i hope it won't happen :) and i hope they'll make a video on it :p

    • @t.farias9336
      @t.farias9336 9 лет назад

      DarkAngelZz59 I would search for a metallic object and start digging my way out of whatever I was trapped in

    • @justaperson9155
      @justaperson9155 9 лет назад +1

      DarkAngelZz59 If your buried alive just don't do what Ryan Reynolds does in the movie Buried, he does the complete opposite of what you are supposed to. He's panting most of the time and he has his cigarette lighter on for ages. Fire chews up oxygen like there's no tomorrow, he would've suffocated within the first hour had it been realistic and not hollywood.

    • @purpleice2343
      @purpleice2343 9 лет назад

      DManCAWMaster "Try not to breathe too much" "if you're lucky you might be able to start small fire"
      "Fire < Human", sure.... The amount of CO2 and, in cave, probably even CO (lack of oxygen), could kill you even faster than shouthing "FUCKING FIND ME SOMEONE" all day long.

  • @DogeOwO
    @DogeOwO 5 лет назад +4

    You know that book called “Unbroken”, yeah, in class we’re finishing it up. And in the book Louie Zamperini kept himself , and his friends, aware and sane by singing songs, asking trivia questions, talking about foods they’d want to eat, when they get rescued, and other things. I have anxiety and get paranoid about things so I’m watching your videos to help me feel more safe and be prepared. I love singing so I would be able to keep myself sane that way. Oh and with the shade thing, Louie Zamperini and his friends I think used the other life raft next to them to make shade, I don’t really know because I missed a few days during the life raft parts. Great video and thank you for enlightening me more on the topic.
    Tip if you got this far : don’t kill a bird that may land on your raft, I’m pretty sure you don’t want to throw up if it’s a certain type of bird that reeks, plus if you do throw up then you’re going to dehydrate faster.
    Edit : Oh yeah, I have thalassophobia (fear of the ocean) so I’m screwed! Yay...

  • @skyblade57
    @skyblade57 9 лет назад +97

    How to become part of the 1%

    • @Martel4
      @Martel4 9 лет назад +1

      skyblade57 Be born into it?

    • @OZBAL42
      @OZBAL42 9 лет назад

      skyblade57 what is the 1%?

    • @ap7633
      @ap7633 9 лет назад

      skyblade57 I you are in the US, chances are you alredy are in the "1%"

    • @skyblade57
      @skyblade57 9 лет назад

      Alan Alejandro Palomar Vallejo
      I live in canada I'll have you know

    • @ap7633
      @ap7633 9 лет назад +1

      skyblade57 I know, you may be from the 1% even if you are not in the USA, but still, USA is one of the richest countries of the world, so with over 150 countries, USA MUST be on the 1%

  • @falirobleh9680
    @falirobleh9680 8 лет назад +420

    How to survive the purge

    • @pavelselenyi8370
      @pavelselenyi8370 8 лет назад +23

      Stay in your home. Lock your doors. Turn off the lights. Pray.
      There's actually a pretty good chance no one will break into your home to kill you because most people will do the same thing as you.

    • @MyMinecraftplayerz
      @MyMinecraftplayerz 8 лет назад +1

      VASYA ТОВАРИЩ FINALLY I FIND YOU... btw what you doings of in dis comment section

    • @pavelselenyi8370
      @pavelselenyi8370 8 лет назад +1

      YouSuckTube
      Tоварищ, been so long! Как дела? How is wife?

    • @MyMinecraftplayerz
      @MyMinecraftplayerz 8 лет назад

      Not good she from czech republic and it is problem coz she only want money den i slap her she leave me

    • @MyMinecraftplayerz
      @MyMinecraftplayerz 8 лет назад

      atleast i get time to be with my gopnik comrades but what was your steam again? i totally forgot to add you

  • @siddhantagrawal5581
    @siddhantagrawal5581 7 лет назад +25

    How to survive the Bermuda Triangle

  • @hannesjakobsson765
    @hannesjakobsson765 9 лет назад +198

    How to survive a plane crash!

    • @blueturtle2010
      @blueturtle2010 9 лет назад +15

      hannes jacobsson Keep your tray table up and pay attention to the safety instructions at the beginning of the flight.

    • @nicolasheiden6541
      @nicolasheiden6541 9 лет назад

      hannes jacobsson if you even survive it at first

    • @DragonTrainerGaming
      @DragonTrainerGaming 9 лет назад

      hannes jacobsson Always sit at the back, its the safest.

    • @GaryTurbo
      @GaryTurbo 9 лет назад

      hannes jacobsson You cant dumbass

    • @hannesjakobsson765
      @hannesjakobsson765 9 лет назад

      MrGaryTOnline Yes you can smartass

  • @mistery1468
    @mistery1468 8 лет назад +58

    How to survive stepping on a lego brick

    • @mrnat3058
      @mrnat3058 8 лет назад +6

      Slippers

    • @lukalaa1764
      @lukalaa1764 8 лет назад

      I done it. I survived without anyones help

    • @mistery1468
      @mistery1468 8 лет назад +1

      Luka Laa Oh god ! YOU'RE THE NEW JEEZUS ! WALKING ON LEGOS OH WOW SHIT :O

    • @lukalaa1764
      @lukalaa1764 8 лет назад

      mistery1468 yes I am.

    • @lukalaa1764
      @lukalaa1764 8 лет назад

      mistery1468 and that was good joke

  • @nohighping4268
    @nohighping4268 5 лет назад +9

    Watching this while on a lifeboat. You were right... Im gonna need my cellphone.

  • @christopherb597
    @christopherb597 8 лет назад +105

    it's day 86 out here. I saw 8 planes and non of them wiggled there wings!

    • @ImaginaryNate
      @ImaginaryNate 8 лет назад

      haha!

    • @blacklistedcorp.1389
      @blacklistedcorp.1389 8 лет назад +1

      their... grammar nazis everywhereee

    • @hythgfh
      @hythgfh 8 лет назад

      +PoodlesMakeMeCum420 There're****** Nazi's*** Everywhere*****

    • @christopherb597
      @christopherb597 8 лет назад +4

      xSebaaa I'm still stuck on an island yet I can get away from framer nazis.

    • @steinal1169
      @steinal1169 8 лет назад +4

      +xSebaaa *Their *Nazis

  • @oddfuture5990
    @oddfuture5990 8 лет назад +150

    5:42 I'm pretty sure that's how many genders we have now ...

  • @amritpalsingh517
    @amritpalsingh517 7 лет назад +63

    Everything else seems good but I am not too sure about using your phone to refract light at a plane....?
    Won't it extremely hard to flash it exactly at the plane which probably will be ten's of thousands of feet high?
    Moreover, will the pilots even notice your tiny flashing lights with all the sunlight reflecting from the clouds and sea? A decent sized mirror will be a totally different thing!

    • @therarestseal3479
      @therarestseal3479 7 лет назад +26

      It doesn't really matter the size of the mirror, as light expands much more than you would think over that distance. As long as you aim it in the general location of the pilot they will probably see you

    • @musicizme3323
      @musicizme3323 7 лет назад +10

      what if there's tiger on the boat

    • @DinoDays703
      @DinoDays703 6 лет назад +3

      music iz me 33 Then you establish dominance over it XD

    • @omgidkwhatimdoing9626
      @omgidkwhatimdoing9626 6 лет назад

      music is me 33 you gotta kicks its ass. if you kill it you can use it as food, water, and shelter.

    • @1k_michael698
      @1k_michael698 6 лет назад

      *COUGH COUGH copy and paste COUGH COUGH*

  • @Little_Lotta
    @Little_Lotta 8 лет назад +67

    How to survive a shooting/drive by shooting!

  • @DoggyAjax
    @DoggyAjax 8 лет назад +68

    How about pirates? You have to fight them back right?

  • @yongamer
    @yongamer 7 лет назад +3

    And that's why I take my cellphone everywhere. Never know when I'm going to get stranded on the ocean.

  • @cristianruiz2690
    @cristianruiz2690 9 лет назад +65

    Can you make how to survive the wilderness

    • @nameless9767
      @nameless9767 9 лет назад

      Bring duct tape

    • @ratzgear
      @ratzgear 9 лет назад

      Just watch bear grylls he got the shit u need to know

    • @AfonsodelCB
      @AfonsodelCB 9 лет назад

      The PaperCrafters Workshop (weapons, origami and other paper things) no, thats when stranded in an island

    • @nameless9767
      @nameless9767 9 лет назад

      ***** you can do everything with duct tape

    • @ibrahimemara761
      @ibrahimemara761 9 лет назад

      The PaperCrafters Workshop (weapons, origami and other paper things) Stranded Deep teaches You all You need to know! (also If you're in a prison where they can't spot that you have a tank turret in your back pocket you need lotsa duct tape!)

  • @rodrigograells1608
    @rodrigograells1608 9 лет назад +88

    How to survive a zombie apocalypse!!!

    • @agustinvenegas5238
      @agustinvenegas5238 9 лет назад +1

      I've been saying that exact thing for months now....

    • @BingBingTheClown
      @BingBingTheClown 9 лет назад +5

      Except that's never gonna happen and literally everyone and their mom has a plan for it.

  • @Arthur-jp4mp
    @Arthur-jp4mp 7 лет назад +51

    How to breathe underwater

    • @ButtDiddy
      @ButtDiddy 6 лет назад +5

      Just get in there and take huge breaths. Repeat the process over and over again until breathing in the water starts to feel like breathing air.

    • @RoddPH
      @RoddPH 6 лет назад +2

      @@ButtDiddy lmao thats not possible

    • @BooneTheKing
      @BooneTheKing 6 лет назад +3

      Rodd told me that the hard way 😭

    • @crusadersteve7523
      @crusadersteve7523 5 лет назад +1

      @@RoddPH r/woooooosh

    • @danielounap1044
      @danielounap1044 5 лет назад

      @@crusadersteve7523 r/nowhooooshm8

  • @drago1190
    @drago1190 9 лет назад +96

    How to be a spy

    • @DManCAWMaster
      @DManCAWMaster 9 лет назад +21

      Miguel Gutierrez Step 1 Don't tell ANYONE your a spy

    • @nicolewoodman1420
      @nicolewoodman1420 9 лет назад

      And work for the cia

    • @R-es5pg
      @R-es5pg 9 лет назад +2

      DManCAWMaster you obviously haven't watched archer

    • @Segyl88
      @Segyl88 9 лет назад +1

      Drago ? Use Facebook dude. Create an account, start sending friend request to everyone on planet earth, lurk the profile of the dumb one that accept your request without knowing who you are, the smart one don't post they shit on facebook anyway, then you are successfully spying the dumbest people on earth.

  • @tobimaster1055
    @tobimaster1055 9 лет назад +147

    How to create a nation

    • @DManCAWMaster
      @DManCAWMaster 9 лет назад

      TobiMaster10 Find a piece of land or make one that's not claimed. If your rich enough you can buy an island and call it your own.

    • @seddiqOutlaw4
      @seddiqOutlaw4 9 лет назад

      DManCAWMaster lol one that's not claimed. Every piece of land is taken and of its not taken than its probably a reserch site

    • @DManCAWMaster
      @DManCAWMaster 9 лет назад

      fasial king Well there is a few lands that no government wants or currently has that technically are up for grabs but most likely the effort of creating a nation like that would be more work than it's worth

    • @seddiqOutlaw4
      @seddiqOutlaw4 9 лет назад

      No trust me every piece of land is taken if you any evidence of what you are saying than tell me a land that is not taken.

    • @maksimderevianko6544
      @maksimderevianko6544 9 лет назад

      fasial king antarctic

  • @NonsenseSystems
    @NonsenseSystems 7 лет назад +1

    How to survive an angry mom who has seen your horrible report card or test

  • @JuanCarlos-hb1vv
    @JuanCarlos-hb1vv 9 лет назад +139

    How to survive a zombie apocalypse

    • @ariapavana2356
      @ariapavana2356 9 лет назад

      Juan Carlos Oh that's great idea!!!

    • @dimitrispantazopoulos378
      @dimitrispantazopoulos378 9 лет назад

      100% awsome idea

    • @stripperbanana1899
      @stripperbanana1899 9 лет назад

      Definitely

    • @HarryBuddhaPalm
      @HarryBuddhaPalm 9 лет назад +5

      Juan Carlos Easy. Just wait a couple of days for the walking corpses to fall apart.

    • @MobBossBobRoss
      @MobBossBobRoss 9 лет назад +2

      Harry BuddhaPalm This. No bloodstream to move nutrients around, can't give the arms enough energy to move, rotting flesh, would not last longer than a couple days.

  • @Kurosawa404
    @Kurosawa404 8 лет назад +145

    Wheres the bone? he was ur friend! i died

  • @Tortle_owo
    @Tortle_owo 5 лет назад +2

    Tell the ocean “Hey, can you send me to land?”
    “Sure”

  • @FlorenceFox
    @FlorenceFox 9 лет назад +6

    Can we have a follow up video?
    "How to Become a Bow-Wielding Vigilante"

  • @iizorkiiyt4579
    @iizorkiiyt4579 8 лет назад +743

    How to survive farting in public XD

  • @noonewillknow1767
    @noonewillknow1767 2 года назад

    I remember wrapping myself in my blanket, watching this in a Friday midnight. Those were the good ol' times

  • @ShankAMuffin
    @ShankAMuffin 9 лет назад +15

    How to survive a nuclear meltdown

  • @chickenman4882
    @chickenman4882 7 лет назад +38

    make how to survive on exams

    • @gemsmind1736
      @gemsmind1736 7 лет назад +5

      Study

    • @Haz_wizZYT
      @Haz_wizZYT 5 лет назад +3

      @@gemsmind1736 no

    • @patrybc8843
      @patrybc8843 5 лет назад

      Study each day a little bit so that at the exam it doesn't look like a snow ball

  • @dawitfekadu18
    @dawitfekadu18 7 лет назад

    where has this channel been all my life

  • @nizaamkhan7320
    @nizaamkhan7320 8 лет назад +26

    how to survive a robot uprising

    • @mrnat3058
      @mrnat3058 8 лет назад +4

      EMP

    • @blutomas9403
      @blutomas9403 8 лет назад

      +Mrnat how to survive a anti EMP robot uprising

    • @mrnat3058
      @mrnat3058 8 лет назад

      blutomas Anti anti EMP robot EMP.
      Well, that escalated quickly.

    • @blutomas9403
      @blutomas9403 8 лет назад

      anti anti anti EMP robot uprising

    • @megamanstarforce4315
      @megamanstarforce4315 8 лет назад

      +Nizaam Khan Hide in a corner and hope they run out of battery

  • @Al3xtheMeh
    @Al3xtheMeh 9 лет назад +46

    how to climb Mount Everest

    • @artski09
      @artski09 9 лет назад

      Arçin Thegreat a plane

    • @Al3xtheMeh
      @Al3xtheMeh 9 лет назад

      Hircine planes cant fly at that altitude

    • @HarryBuddhaPalm
      @HarryBuddhaPalm 9 лет назад

      Hircine You can't fly to the top of Everest. The air is too thin and there's nowhere to land. To climb Everest, you just walk up one of the two trails that are set there by professional Everest climbing guides. Dozens of rich jackasses do it every year.

    • @artski09
      @artski09 9 лет назад

      Harry BuddhaPalm but i believe i can fly and touch the sky

    • @SkyrimHod
      @SkyrimHod 9 лет назад +1

      Arçin Thegreat Fly yes, land no. Everest is about 29,000 feet tall. Commercial jets NORMALLY fly at higher altitude than that. Good luck finding a safe place to land up there though. And even if you could, I'm guessing that if you tried to slow down enough to land, that is when the thinner air would cause the plane to stall.

  • @adriankahat478
    @adriankahat478 5 лет назад

    The most epic opening for sure

  • @syeda.1338
    @syeda.1338 9 лет назад +15

    how to survive a nuclear apocolapyse

  • @ultrajd
    @ultrajd 9 лет назад +6

    God damnit I have posted this suggestion on every epic how-to video that has been posted. Do a video on how to raise our own army.

    • @DanielLCarrier
      @DanielLCarrier 9 лет назад

      ***** Here's an answer: answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080225065931AAuvkqA

    • @ultrajd
      @ultrajd 9 лет назад

      Daniel Carrier I was already send this response in another video. I realize there are other pieces of information. However I don't care I want it done Roo this web series. I mean for crying out loud they didn't have to do videos on how to get into space or how to escape a kidnapping or how to own a tiger you can find all of that information on other websites but it still is entertaining.

    • @Bisafan737
      @Bisafan737 9 лет назад

      +ultrajd Have money. Alot of it. 't's basically it.

  • @FRISHR
    @FRISHR 4 года назад +2

    Number 1: Don’t go into the sea

  • @Medevildragonman
    @Medevildragonman 9 лет назад +61

    How to go on the ISS (International Space Station)

    • @tkornfeld
      @tkornfeld 9 лет назад +7

      Just build a rocket with Kerbodyne engines and plenty of boosters and Jebidiah will get there in no time.

    • @artski09
      @artski09 9 лет назад

      Captain Kerbal guns blazing

  • @leonrekkar
    @leonrekkar 8 лет назад +21

    I'm actually a survivor from a shipwreck. I'm 19 years old.
    I'm from Iceland. It happened during Christmas near the coast of Norway. The crew was 24 men. The ship's name was Syneta. It started out as an engine failiure, but 20 minutes after the screws stopped moving, the Captain announced a leak in the engine room. We sent out a stress call and the coast guard recieved the signal. But due to extreme weather conditions, no helicopters or boats could even get to us. This was 3 years ago. By the time we got in the emergency boats, we were only 14 who made it. We had two boats, but one of them sank. I was in that one. I managed to swim to the other one and get in along with 2 others. One of them was my good friend, but she died due to bloodloss. She had somehow sliced an open wound on her leg.
    Then, we had to wait in the satanic cold storm to try not to drown. We had to wait for 2 days. One man I knew fell overboard and drowned. Another woman died of cold. Then we were resqued by the Swedish coast guard. We were tranfered back to Norway and then home to Iceland. We were seven who survived, but our chef lost his leg.
    There wasn't time for preperations or anything, we just held on to the lifeboat as the hellish weather kept going..

    • @mxsdrago
      @mxsdrago 8 лет назад +6

      You know, instead of lying, use your powers for good and write a cool fiction book.

    • @leonrekkar
      @leonrekkar 8 лет назад +3

      I've been trying to, but it just doesn't work...As you could see I have a lot to learn. But thanks :)

    • @mxsdrago
      @mxsdrago 8 лет назад +1

      +Leon Rekkar Your welcome.

    • @KosherPepper
      @KosherPepper 7 лет назад +1

      Leon Rekkar yarr ye make good story

  • @shawngraham5879
    @shawngraham5879 7 лет назад +1

    The epic sling shot boat 0:52

  • @BraveImmortal101
    @BraveImmortal101 9 лет назад +87

    How to get away with murder

    • @lordofjorge
      @lordofjorge 9 лет назад +26

      Put body in a cement mold call it art and sell it

    • @SezzesStuff
      @SezzesStuff 9 лет назад

      Savage Berxerk Tip, watch breaking bad

    • @deseansummers4668
      @deseansummers4668 9 лет назад

      Jorge Coelho that's super smart

    • @werewolfhunter2011
      @werewolfhunter2011 9 лет назад +2

      The PaperCrafters Workshop (weapons, origami and other paper things) but wouldn't he be easily recognizable because he'd be the only one walking down the street hairless with no nose and burnt fingertips?

    • @Chaud31423
      @Chaud31423 9 лет назад +1

      Savage Berxerk "Wear a badge lol, I'm not a thug"

  • @legoworkshop2908
    @legoworkshop2908 8 лет назад +355

    Chuck Norris would just fucking swim back to land

    • @ItsGokuable
      @ItsGokuable 8 лет назад +15

      HE IS THE LAND

    • @ryhammer58
      @ryhammer58 8 лет назад +5

      That joke died 10 years ago

    • @jasonkim8115
      @jasonkim8115 8 лет назад +4

      +Dank Memes your life died 10 years ago

    • @ryhammer58
      @ryhammer58 8 лет назад +1

      Jason Kim
      really hope that was supposed to be an ironic joke. If not, you're probably 12

    • @ThatGuy-xv3rb
      @ThatGuy-xv3rb 8 лет назад +1

      How to survive chuck norris kick

  • @a_frying_pan4778
    @a_frying_pan4778 5 лет назад

    I love how the shipwrecked dude in the animations starts out without facial hair, and slowly grows a beard throughout the video. Nice touch editors :)

  • @alejandrosalvidres5053
    @alejandrosalvidres5053 8 лет назад +11

    How to survive a home invasion

  • @qazman4
    @qazman4 9 лет назад +4

    How To start your own country!!! I have been asking since the first episode!

  • @squidwardtortellini4982
    @squidwardtortellini4982 6 лет назад

    god i love when i find a series that i like...

  • @jordi5869
    @jordi5869 8 лет назад +18

    HOW TO SURVIVE A PLANE CRASH

    • @reyvinz8908
      @reyvinz8908 8 лет назад

      u don't u die all depends on the pilot

    • @takedowntom3696
      @takedowntom3696 8 лет назад +1

      Jordi Kokkinakis they made it already

    • @alexhess607
      @alexhess607 8 лет назад

      Rey Vinz
      Not necessarily, the pilot could help wether he's Sully or me, that would help (I purposely crash in airplane simulators) it really mostly depends on where you sit, (not isle middle or window, rather what section of the plane you sit in.) you should also LISTEN TO THE SAFTEY INSTRUCTIONS!!! It also depends on wether you get out in time or not. If you don't get out fast enough the plane could literally EXPLODE. Also if the pilots say "Brace for impact" grab you ankles and duck down.
      Thank your u for listening and watching the safety instructions, if yo didn't I'LL FIND YOU

  • @bigt305
    @bigt305 8 лет назад +11

    how to survive in the desert

  • @elizabethk8513
    @elizabethk8513 6 лет назад

    BRING EPIC HOW TO BACK RIGHT NOW PLZ IM BEGGING U TO MY GRAVE

  • @ialreadydidmyese6422
    @ialreadydidmyese6422 6 лет назад +19

    How to survive with out EPIC HOW TO

  • @Sentinalh
    @Sentinalh 9 лет назад +15

    How to create your own country!

  • @dreambreakerremixfactoryof6160
    @dreambreakerremixfactoryof6160 7 лет назад

    I couldn't stop laughing at the part were the dude was waving his phone back and forth only to take down the plane and ship

  • @megancress1384
    @megancress1384 8 лет назад +13

    what if there's a tiger with you?

  • @thegoldenanvil124
    @thegoldenanvil124 7 лет назад +3

    3:35 HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA He was your friend... XD

  • @aleksiajankovic9886
    @aleksiajankovic9886 6 лет назад

    Currently drowning in my own tears, thanks for the help

  • @AliguraAethernum
    @AliguraAethernum 9 лет назад +48

    How to survive a possible third world war.
    Dont be silly, staying in a bunker isnt really what i wanted to hear :3

    • @DanielLCarrier
      @DanielLCarrier 9 лет назад +2

      xNuKe Noctis Don't live in the third world.

    • @AliguraAethernum
      @AliguraAethernum 9 лет назад

      Daniel Carrier True, but there will be some kind of war elsewhere

    • @ishmel11
      @ishmel11 9 лет назад

      xNuKe Noctis -_- at least say the correct term... world war 3. Since what you're saying is the third world is having a war.

    • @DanielLCarrier
      @DanielLCarrier 9 лет назад

      It's ambiguous. Third world war isn't incorrect, just misleading. Although one could argue that the French and Indian War was a world war, which would make WWII the third world war.

    • @DanielLCarrier
      @DanielLCarrier 9 лет назад

      ***** Just make sure you get one of the control ones. You don't want to be in the one with the faulty doors, or the one with the panther.

  • @AlbertoTamez
    @AlbertoTamez 9 лет назад +181

    How to get girlfriends

    • @unvergebeneid
      @unvergebeneid 9 лет назад +24

      Alberto Tamez While I admire the ambition your use of the plural indicates, my advice would be: one at a time.

    • @R-es5pg
      @R-es5pg 9 лет назад +1

      Penny Lane lol!

    • @R-es5pg
      @R-es5pg 9 лет назад +5

      ***** my downfall is being too shy and it's killing me :(

    • @dogishappy0
      @dogishappy0 9 лет назад +3

      Alberto Tamez How to get out o the "friendzone"

    • @yuvalrachman5811
      @yuvalrachman5811 9 лет назад

      Alberto Tamez lol i love that pic

  • @sciencewizard2861
    @sciencewizard2861 4 года назад

    This is the only channel that has flying boats in its videos

  • @047-jayanthkiyengar3
    @047-jayanthkiyengar3 8 лет назад +5

    how to survive in a flood?or to survive in whitewater in rivers?

  • @AJSSPACEPLACE
    @AJSSPACEPLACE 8 лет назад +15

    how can i become a super villain?

    • @reyvinz8908
      @reyvinz8908 8 лет назад +1

      declare your a villain

    • @Andrew-xr7nc
      @Andrew-xr7nc 8 лет назад +2

      AJSSPACEPLACE he made superhero one so just do the opposite

    • @MegaMGstudios
      @MegaMGstudios 7 лет назад

      Be number one

    • @shakeycrowd6512
      @shakeycrowd6512 6 лет назад +1

      Step 1 steal an infinity stone
      Step 2 try not to be found by a purple geologist
      Step 3 if you stole the space stone summon an army
      Step 4 try to take over new york
      Step 5 avoid your siblings if you have any
      Congrats you are now a super villain

  • @AlbertoTuber
    @AlbertoTuber 6 лет назад

    THANK YOU, I didn't know what to do when my ship sunk and I was alone in a boat in the pacific ocean, luckily I had internet connection and saw your video, TY

  • @bravewave7321
    @bravewave7321 8 лет назад +24

    how to survive a plane crash !!!!

  • @itsjenny5394
    @itsjenny5394 6 лет назад

    Thanks I needed this I'm gonna go to a cruise for my senior field trip!

  • @blackhole3963
    @blackhole3963 8 лет назад +6

    I like the music in the backround! Like if agree

  • @nousername1524
    @nousername1524 8 лет назад +4

    I more nervous about the sharks

  • @skelly479jr.4
    @skelly479jr.4 7 лет назад +14

    please do how to survive a super volcano

  • @thedude7518
    @thedude7518 5 лет назад +3

    5:17 me when I look in a mirror

  • @coldeggs671
    @coldeggs671 6 лет назад +1

    Every thing that he shined the beam of light at exploded

  • @jholt8518
    @jholt8518 9 лет назад +5

    Do how to survive a nuclear fallout!!!
    Certainly not in a fridge

  • @kluang1
    @kluang1 9 лет назад +6

    How to survive being stranded on a deserted island with a latino beauty

  • @kekee9869
    @kekee9869 7 лет назад +2

    Love these videos

  • @AllyClashKing
    @AllyClashKing 7 лет назад +3

    I clicked because thumbnail is Life of Pi and I'm watching that in class

  • @hawk7852
    @hawk7852 8 лет назад +10

    How do you survive a train crash?

  • @lunatheworld
    @lunatheworld 6 лет назад

    Me, a person who lives no where near water and is not planning to go anywhere near any source of water for a while: very nice, thank you Kanye!

  • @mr.dr.nougat5939
    @mr.dr.nougat5939 9 лет назад +11

    how to survive in the bathroom without toiletpaper

  • @sevonikra8227
    @sevonikra8227 8 лет назад +61

    I was once lost at sea by myself when I was 10... I was out in the ocean for 3 days... Apparently I got rescued after I passed out... But I don't know any further than that...

    • @syeda.1338
      @syeda.1338 8 лет назад

      O.o

    • @sevonikra8227
      @sevonikra8227 8 лет назад

      Syed Ashar
      I fucking hate the ocean now...

    • @mrnat3058
      @mrnat3058 8 лет назад

      +Symone Tryxent How did you become lost at sea?

    • @kinghubris2536
      @kinghubris2536 8 лет назад +3

      +Symone Tryxent how are you even alive? Kids are stupid! I should know...! Cuz imma kid...

    • @mrnat3058
      @mrnat3058 8 лет назад +1

      Sylvester Bukhave Edström Some people can survive without food for days. Also they said *when* they were 10.

  • @kyuti3260
    @kyuti3260 6 лет назад

    These are extremely entertaining for some reason...

  • @reaganwalker1514
    @reaganwalker1514 9 лет назад +8

    How to survive the apocalypse

    • @DanielLCarrier
      @DanielLCarrier 9 лет назад +1

      Brennen tomassoni That depends on what kind of apocalypse, but there's probably a lot of overlap.

    • @CoolioTops
      @CoolioTops 9 лет назад

      Daniel Carrier Riot apocalyspe?
      Ppl go cray cray?

  • @williamperez2449
    @williamperez2449 8 лет назад +8

    how to survive the purge

    • @alesiagrant8138
      @alesiagrant8138 7 лет назад +1

      I agree with William Perez. You need to do how to survive the PURGE because are government is reallllly crazy!!!!!!!!!

    • @williamperez2449
      @williamperez2449 7 лет назад

      thank you

  • @mat467
    @mat467 7 лет назад

    I love this channel y’all are the best !

  • @joshjaktad
    @joshjaktad 9 лет назад +5

    EPIC HOW TO: ROB A BANK

  • @PooveyCentral
    @PooveyCentral 9 лет назад +8

    THATS WHY I DON'T TRAVEL BY BOAT OR A SHIP

    • @anti_MATT_er
      @anti_MATT_er 9 лет назад +2

      Poovey Central There's actually a low chance of you dying by boat/ship, and more if you drive.

    • @RedBlueGreen102
      @RedBlueGreen102 9 лет назад +3

      Poovey Central There is a higher probability of you dying in a 5 min car ride

    • @PooveyCentral
      @PooveyCentral 9 лет назад +1

      TheRBGamer ***** well i walk/public transport or use a airplane for long journerys etc

    • @RedBlueGreen102
      @RedBlueGreen102 9 лет назад +2

      public transport = car ride

    • @PooveyCentral
      @PooveyCentral 9 лет назад

      TheRBGamer yes but more like a bus

  • @plantymcplantface7182
    @plantymcplantface7182 7 лет назад

    wow Andy, i like how you animated this episode. TOP NOTCH

  • @robynrothamel8485
    @robynrothamel8485 7 лет назад +7

    *I don't remember* but I need to ask a question
    Do raw fish give u salmonella or not? XD

  • @TacoWholfe
    @TacoWholfe 7 лет назад +4

    How to win a smartass comeback with your friends.

  • @chirunu
    @chirunu 7 лет назад +1

    4:22 XD HIS FACE!!!!!

  • @atallartist8776
    @atallartist8776 9 лет назад +13

    How to perform an exorcism

    • @DManCAWMaster
      @DManCAWMaster 9 лет назад

      Sam Jack A knife and bible

    • @BlackHei711
      @BlackHei711 9 лет назад

      Sam Jack A young priest. And an old priest.

    • @ariesdemiurge
      @ariesdemiurge 9 лет назад

      Sam Jack A consecrated bowl of sulfuric acid!

    • @DanielLCarrier
      @DanielLCarrier 9 лет назад

      Sam Jack If your house is haunted for more than a certain amount of time (varies by state), then the ghost will have occupancy rights, and you need to go through certain paperwork before you can legally exorcise them. Also, it's possible that you are only living there because the ghost was believed to be dead, in which case you're the one who needs to move out. The ghost will probably have to go through paperwork to prove they're still alive.

    • @blueturtle2010
      @blueturtle2010 9 лет назад

      Sam Jack A bowl of prunes and a really big holy bucket.

  • @chezmix64
    @chezmix64 9 лет назад +5

    How to become a detective/private investigator

  • @klarpscon_
    @klarpscon_ 8 месяцев назад +1

    Why did they stop posteing epic how to :')