How To Stop An Alien Invasion - EPIC HOW TO

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @josephpaterson8274
    @josephpaterson8274 8 лет назад +327

    "There are two possibilities; either we are alone in the universe or we are not, each possibility is equally terrifying."

    • @GetiniYT
      @GetiniYT 7 лет назад +6

      Joseph Paterson Great XCOM reference

    • @WomenCoalition
      @WomenCoalition 7 лет назад +2

      Joseph Paterson
      There should not be aliens because within the human race it is only because of racial differences (basically all human beings), sex, religion, nation, etc., that can kill each other. dirty .
      I only call aliens for the sole purpose of applying for their technology and knowledge.

    • @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830
      @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 7 лет назад +20

      Joseph Paterson It's VERY unlikely that only earth has life. The bigger question is are there any intelligent species like humans or possibly even more intelligent.
      Considering their planets have different resources their stuff cloud be superior to ours.

    • @dynamitedinosaur4601
      @dynamitedinosaur4601 6 лет назад +1

      This quote isn't just from X-COM Enemy Unknown, but it is in the game.

    • @imluvinyourmum
      @imluvinyourmum 6 лет назад +2

      There's not and you won't find it because you'll enter into the afterlife and find out this is meaningless.
      Nah jokes just get high.

  • @jueshua148
    @jueshua148 8 лет назад +1366

    Based on how humans deal with our issues. It's more likely that we will end up being the aliens that invade other worlds.

  • @somebody5624
    @somebody5624 7 лет назад +653

    Step one: shoot an alien ship
    Step two: Get that alien ship
    Step three: Shoot the alien ship with the alien ship
    Step four: Eat tacos

    • @Cutie_Oni
      @Cutie_Oni 6 лет назад +26

      Step five: go to the bathroom

    • @imnotgaybut6408
      @imnotgaybut6408 6 лет назад +23

      Step six: go to sleep

    • @Cutie_Oni
      @Cutie_Oni 6 лет назад +23

      @@imnotgaybut6408
      Step seven: wake up
      Step eight: repeat the process until the aliens surrender

    • @JoseMendez-yq5ix
      @JoseMendez-yq5ix 6 лет назад +1

      Yes eat tacos yay

    • @thememecat4037
      @thememecat4037 6 лет назад +2

      Sounds like a plan to me!
      can we also get burritos?

  • @cillian763
    @cillian763 7 лет назад +644

    How to stop aliens:
    THROW THE CHEESE!!!!!!

  • @japowey8958
    @japowey8958 8 лет назад +173

    This is the training video that the military shows their troops before they go out and fight aliens

    • @xXNeffektXx
      @xXNeffektXx 6 лет назад

      its better to stay at bay remember

    • @Yesyas7283
      @Yesyas7283 2 года назад

      Well right after bill Pullman gives a speech

  • @juanitacoronado1707
    @juanitacoronado1707 8 лет назад +516

    I mean this seriously.
    Please make an epic how to survive a shooting.
    I believe there are some good tips that could help people.

    • @MichaelPrajanto
      @MichaelPrajanto 8 лет назад +4

      U deserve more upvotes dude

    • @florez5871
      @florez5871 8 лет назад +3

      You can't really stop that. If someone enters the room you can't bribe them or talk them into leaving, they are just pure psychopaths. You die or you dont.

    • @maaaxsvideo
      @maaaxsvideo 8 лет назад +2

      +Michael Prajanto get out of here 9gagger, they're called likes

    • @civil100s
      @civil100s 8 лет назад +15

      A random shooting in a public place? Play dead. Seriously, if a killer is randomly shooting multiple targets, he's not exactly going to check everyone to make sure they're dead.

    • @knightofhope2479
      @knightofhope2479 8 лет назад

      Egree that's smart :D

  • @prab231
    @prab231 7 лет назад +191

    Theres these guys getting ready to fight aliens yet there are others still fighting eachother.

    • @namanign6312
      @namanign6312 4 года назад +1

      ZATO'S system has aliens 50 years away from us.

    • @Poddole
      @Poddole 4 года назад +5

      r/im14andthisisdeep

    • @nbachillzone8725
      @nbachillzone8725 4 года назад

      Actually aliens are apparently exist on Mars now haha

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 года назад +2

      Honestly, simply from the sheer amoutn of possible
      explanations/solutions for the famous 'Fermi Paradox' its
      probably safe to assume that one of those many solutions/explanations
      is actually the right one; meaning, there is no Fermi Paradox.
      I'd bet on Aliens existing any time.

    • @literallytired5469
      @literallytired5469 3 года назад

      **Cough** **Capital raid**

  • @Hsiwjekrody2773
    @Hsiwjekrody2773 7 лет назад +450

    i wonder if aliens are out there like " i wonder if humans really exist.. "

    • @NaeemR05
      @NaeemR05 7 лет назад +87

      Rachel E they would call us aliens XD

    • @melonman1163
      @melonman1163 7 лет назад +29

      BUTTERLORD no they will cal other species on their languegs

    • @ashutoshprakash3017
      @ashutoshprakash3017 6 лет назад +15

      maybe they would send a bunch of probs to find earth.

    • @clarkstrange2142
      @clarkstrange2142 5 лет назад +11

      Ashutosh Prakash maybe we’ve already seen some of their probes and mistakes it for space stuff (comets, meteors, etc.)

    • @quazariltheworldeater2444
      @quazariltheworldeater2444 5 лет назад +2

      Mayeb thye do'nt watn to see us
      Humasn scuc

  • @ISEGaming
    @ISEGaming 8 лет назад +1818

    How to fight an alien invasion, "Build a wall and make them pay for it" :p

    • @michaelsanchez6778
      @michaelsanchez6778 8 лет назад +9

      XD

    • @spike706
      @spike706 8 лет назад +9

      lmao

    • @dan_loup
      @dan_loup 8 лет назад +14

      But the wall would not stop the aliens from getting legally into the world.

    • @peterporkeristhespiderham988
      @peterporkeristhespiderham988 8 лет назад +21

      "The aliens are not sending their best people. They are sending murderers and rapists. They are stealing jobs."- Something similar to what Donald Trump said

    • @robertwillis3541
      @robertwillis3541 8 лет назад +4

      wrong alien dude lol

  • @dahulius
    @dahulius 8 лет назад +105

    let's not forget that, if alien are weak to our bacteria, the reverse would most likely also be true.

    • @squiddi1393
      @squiddi1393 8 лет назад

      +Joseph Favela We won't know that these are all hasty comments. None of us probably won't know in our life time until a real incident possibly happens in the future.

    • @benny_boy19
      @benny_boy19 8 лет назад +1

      Interesting, I think tho if a few aliens landed they are going to be affected by an entire planet of humans then the other way around

    • @PsychoKern
      @PsychoKern 8 лет назад +3

      Just fuckin spray ebola and aids on them and they're FUCKED!

    • @PsychoKern
      @PsychoKern 8 лет назад

      Or mustard gas that was used in World War 1

    • @argorians7995
      @argorians7995 8 лет назад

      Like War of the Worlds...Tom Cruuuuuuuise....

  • @thatonegameryt7795
    @thatonegameryt7795 7 лет назад +123

    It's easy, only 1 step.
    Step 1: *THROW THE CHEEEEEEEEEESE*

  • @princesshayeyhot282
    @princesshayeyhot282 7 лет назад +411

    Who said that the aliens would be evil they could want to visit earth and be our friends

    • @Relaxing9393
      @Relaxing9393 6 лет назад +2

      Ya I agree

    • @nochannel2930
      @nochannel2930 6 лет назад +1

      Prïñcëšš Hãÿłëÿ Höłt Neva thought of that before thank u for opening up my eyes and mind

    • @holysalmon1651
      @holysalmon1651 6 лет назад

      Yay

    • @jude8182
      @jude8182 6 лет назад +10

      Prïñcëšš Hãÿłëÿ Höłt IKR. Everyone of these videos say they will most likely attack there is a small chance they may want to learn more about our history. If we were able to understand each other and we somehow became allies then defending against another alien race would be easier if they were kind enough to share their technology. Of course this may never happen and they just attack.

    • @bulletmirage8026
      @bulletmirage8026 6 лет назад

      Prïñcëšš Hãÿłëÿ Höłt ya they moth give us advanced tek and kill our selves with it cuz is was advanced teek were dump to them lol

  • @donaldneary4983
    @donaldneary4983 8 лет назад +171

    all I need. hand held rail gun,Doritos, katana, milkshake

  • @miget3
    @miget3 8 лет назад +190

    2:49 nice just go ahead and take the fallout 4 zetans

  • @vian7599
    @vian7599 4 года назад +22

    "A sneeze could kill an alien because their immune system are weak ours"
    Me who always stayed away from people infected with corona : maybe i treated you too harshly

  • @corbin5941
    @corbin5941 5 лет назад +45

    2016: stop an alien invasion!
    2019: lets just free out the aliens lol

  • @thelazyredpanda1668
    @thelazyredpanda1668 5 лет назад +10

    Step 1: let the aliens examine you
    Step 2: give the aliens humanity’s weaknesses
    Step 3: command the alien army by earning their trust from step 2
    Step 4: destroy all other humans and start the fight to make you alien army the best
    Reasons to why you should help them
    No taxes
    No bills
    You get to command an entire alien army
    You get to sit on the alien throne or have them make you one

  • @SirAlejoxx
    @SirAlejoxx 8 лет назад +111

    what if aliens are here and they watched your video...now they know what we are gonna do! D:

    • @codenamecrisis9679
      @codenamecrisis9679 8 лет назад +14

      aliens are already here, Jose the illegal alien mows my lawn

    • @KsPRNightrmare
      @KsPRNightrmare 8 лет назад

      that's wacists!

    • @barackobama5559
      @barackobama5559 8 лет назад

      +Shinku Sasori i feel more offended cous his name is jose that you call him alien im from mexico my bame is sergio

    • @thebrawler4486
      @thebrawler4486 8 лет назад

      We did thanks joe;p

    • @pewpews7076
      @pewpews7076 8 лет назад

      what if we are the aliens?1!

  • @chrisgaming9567
    @chrisgaming9567 8 лет назад +39

    3:30 good luck with that.

    • @ethancampbell9755
      @ethancampbell9755 8 лет назад

      yea I could never see the world uniting but it could happen if we are desperate and seriously need to.

    • @marcoconsorti2663
      @marcoconsorti2663 8 лет назад +3

      +Some Guy no we will very likely never unite. we are too diverse to be in one nation like (let's get an esemple) could the comunist territory have united with NATO? obviusly no because they have a too diverce way of thinking
      (sorry for my bad english)

    • @emiliamarsh7259
      @emiliamarsh7259 8 лет назад +1

      It would be a temporary alliance that only affects the nation's military. Not their way of pife.

    • @totozardz2260
      @totozardz2260 8 лет назад +6

      if aliens attacked earth north Korea would bomb the whole earth just to kill 1 alien ship... I say just call in rey and finn.

    • @bloodyraijin6684
      @bloodyraijin6684 7 лет назад

      Chris Gaming right

  • @veterangamer9851
    @veterangamer9851 7 лет назад +244

    If an illegal immigrant was in a fight with a child molester it would be alien vs predator

  • @idtyu
    @idtyu 8 лет назад +149

    Can we do an episode on How to Stop Donald Trump

    • @akrybion
      @akrybion 8 лет назад +15

      How about a Wall?

    • @idtyu
      @idtyu 8 лет назад +10

      nuh, he will win by building a taller wall ...

    • @goldenlord1939
      @goldenlord1939 8 лет назад +3

      +Yang Junhai and we'll pay for it

    • @idtyu
      @idtyu 8 лет назад

      +GoldenLord yes, and then all wall builders will be banned from entering the United states, unless you plan to attend trump university

    • @largecheeto6964
      @largecheeto6964 8 лет назад

      Yeah he needs to do that.

  • @arcturus9366
    @arcturus9366 8 лет назад +376

    Im thinking that we are the first aliens. And we are the aliens. There are others out there but they are probably still testing out how to make swords. While our test weapons are lasers and rail guns

    • @SeaDemon25
      @SeaDemon25 8 лет назад +60

      meanwhile 200 light years away....Im thinking that we are the first aliens. And we are the aliens. There are others out there but they are probably only have laser and rail guns. While our test weapons are System destroiers and black holes creators

    • @arcturus9366
      @arcturus9366 8 лет назад +6

      Lets not bet on that buddy XD

    • @SeaDemon25
      @SeaDemon25 8 лет назад +8

      RθBORAVER i would bet my life on that, comeone, the universe is huge, and we do not see 100% of it, as far as we know, we could only be seeing 1% of it

    • @arcturus9366
      @arcturus9366 8 лет назад +6

      João Morais You could be right. But 1 percent would be like 350 galaxies. We are probably seeing 0.000000003 percent

    • @arcturus9366
      @arcturus9366 8 лет назад +1

      I could predict that the most advanced aliens and us would be 120000 years between us

  • @TheLPRnetwork
    @TheLPRnetwork 8 лет назад +93

    How To Stop An Alien Invasion.... just XCOM basically
    (i know i'm over simplifying this but, its the closest thing )

    • @HigaaraEnd
      @HigaaraEnd 8 лет назад

      It's OK, IMO the only problem is that XCOM is "Vigilo Confido" (we watch, we keep the secret). And if we *really* want to fight we must absolutely not keep it secret.

    • @TheLPRnetwork
      @TheLPRnetwork 8 лет назад

      Lukas their are tons of media that give reason why that's not a good idea (like star gate and some super hero shows)
      there are pros and cons to both, but in XCOM's case, its best to be secretive dude to the fact the aliens can mind control and can strike *almost* anywhere anytime.

    • @HigaaraEnd
      @HigaaraEnd 8 лет назад +1

      True, but in such a war we need all the talents it is possible to acquire or we die but we can't keep it secret if like al the 1% most intelligent people/best soldiers "dissapear". Someone will know sooner or later. While if we tell everyone, the panic will be huge first but then organisations will be set, preventions will be made (in particular for this mind control), precautions will be taken by everyone (plus it eases the found of psyonic potent people in XCOM's case). That would make a system with clay feet but that can harden *if* well organised.

    • @codenamecrisis9679
      @codenamecrisis9679 8 лет назад

      Johnny Gat would kill all the aliens

    • @TheLPRnetwork
      @TheLPRnetwork 8 лет назад

      nuggistrike dude, delete your comment, those are MASSIVE spoilers... you could have put a spoiler warning FIRST.... please don't use grammar like that, you look and sound like a spam bot.

  • @angloempire6935
    @angloempire6935 7 лет назад +100

    TO BEAT ALIENS
    1- BE THE MASTERCHIEF
    2-DESTROY SOMRTHING REALY IMPORTANT TO THEM
    3- WIN AFTER 4 DECADES OF WAR
    4-PLAY HALO

  • @Zenobiwan
    @Zenobiwan 8 лет назад +60

    How to survive a nuclear attack
    also, great job on the animations andy! :D

  • @latorquemada
    @latorquemada 8 лет назад +572

    What if the aliens want to convert us to there religion

    • @latorquemada
      @latorquemada 8 лет назад +4

      As a response to saying they have no reason to invade us

    • @vaiq1166
      @vaiq1166 8 лет назад +54

      Better than Isis atleast...

    • @rockybarry
      @rockybarry 8 лет назад +12

      Well, from experience from opening a door to find a missionary, I'll get mad at the aliens for making me get up from my couch.

    • @thealiens386
      @thealiens386 8 лет назад +1

      latorquemada we don't have any

    • @paulcoderre6132
      @paulcoderre6132 8 лет назад +2

      latorquemada i would put a 50 cal round in their head

  • @マリファナ-w6e
    @マリファナ-w6e 8 лет назад +106

    make them listen to jacob sartorios

  • @penguinouswooters2668
    @penguinouswooters2668 6 лет назад +30

    1.see alien
    2.sell aluminium foil hats
    3.get rich
    4.team up with da moon
    5.pay dae moon to crash dae alienship.
    6.be happy and eat ice cream

  • @Eljan99
    @Eljan99 8 лет назад +21

    Great job on animations as usual Andy!

    • @AndyMogren
      @AndyMogren 8 лет назад +5

      Gracias muchacho.

    • @henrypena5228
      @henrypena5228 8 лет назад

      +AndyMogren are those the alien models of fallout 4?

  • @justinrosman1020
    @justinrosman1020 8 лет назад +125

    why does the animation use the aliens from fallout 4?

  • @SoLaGeDx
    @SoLaGeDx 8 лет назад +57

    Do how to not be lazy and do your homework

  • @ianfoongwxuen2578
    @ianfoongwxuen2578 7 лет назад +81

    ah! how to survive in hunger games

  • @alesiagrant8138
    @alesiagrant8138 8 лет назад +24

    how to survive the purge

  • @TheRoguePrince0
    @TheRoguePrince0 8 лет назад +58

    give me 20 good men and i will stop the aliens

    • @RainZPromotions
      @RainZPromotions 8 лет назад +16

      with a small loan of a million dollars.

    • @codenamecrisis9679
      @codenamecrisis9679 8 лет назад +4

      And the support of Johnny Gat

    • @joetheo9064
      @joetheo9064 8 лет назад +4

      Ser twenty of the house good men

    • @patlajanec
      @patlajanec 8 лет назад +9

      ask lady mormont, she'll give you 62

    • @TheHermit72
      @TheHermit72 8 лет назад +1

      will you burn their fleet in the night beacause you know better the terrain? :v

  • @Fihmzy
    @Fihmzy 8 лет назад +10

    Great job on the editing andy

    • @AndyMogren
      @AndyMogren 8 лет назад +6

      Thanks. Editing, animating, music, you name it.

  • @b0t_345
    @b0t_345 5 лет назад +4

    Thank gosh for this video, as it educated most of the men and women in the main survivor group from the 2019 alien apocalypse. Many thanks!

  • @ers4415
    @ers4415 8 лет назад +165

    Are those... the Fallout 4 aliens...?

  • @joint6333
    @joint6333 8 лет назад +13

    Epic job on the animation Andy ^^ even better than the usual (because it's space probably)

    • @AndyMogren
      @AndyMogren 8 лет назад +2

      Thanks JoJo, it was a fun one to make!

    • @zombkingsezio4308
      @zombkingsezio4308 8 лет назад

      +AndyMogren Are you the guy in the video?

    • @AndyMogren
      @AndyMogren 8 лет назад +2

      No, that's the handsome and talented Joe Bereta. I'm TOO good looking to be put on film, unless you watch Bear Force One.

    • @zombkingsezio4308
      @zombkingsezio4308 8 лет назад

      +AndyMogren Haha i don't even know you and i already love your sense of humor and i really like your animations keep up the good work

    • @AndyMogren
      @AndyMogren 8 лет назад

      muchas gracias, you have exquisite taste.

  • @farrism.efarnomusstudios57
    @farrism.efarnomusstudios57 8 лет назад +121

    Epic How To Be A Jedi Knight PLZ PLZ PLZ!!!

  • @fishy_lasagna4405
    @fishy_lasagna4405 5 лет назад +3

    Just coming back to rewatch these videos-

  • @The_RoboDoc
    @The_RoboDoc 8 лет назад +177

    Me seeing a alien
    Me: Soooo did you ever tasted pizza?
    Alien: (random noises)
    Me: Does that mean yes?
    Alien: (angry random noises)
    Me: Wow wow wow relax
    Alien: (shooting at me)
    Me: (Death)

  • @longislandlegoboy
    @longislandlegoboy 8 лет назад +54

    This is why the xcom game was made. Fuckin xcom baby

    • @primordialbias8711
      @primordialbias8711 8 лет назад +3

      *Swings sword*
      *Destroys the workstation you need to hack that's in a completely different room*

    • @kainnepia7650
      @kainnepia7650 7 лет назад

      poke I seen you in a comment

    • @ISEGaming
      @ISEGaming 7 лет назад

      Yeah XCOM would do well, up until they miss a 98% shot that was really important, and your teammate dies and someone else panic shoots another teammate. RIP

  • @biffmiller1075
    @biffmiller1075 8 лет назад +4

    I love this show, wish episodes happened more often. please do
    "How to successfully patent an invention."

  • @puppymcpupsters
    @puppymcpupsters 4 года назад +6

    This is gonna come in real handy when the Aliens come in April

    • @seandon1056
      @seandon1056 3 года назад +1

      well i guess thats a little too late for that

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 года назад +1

      Honestly, simply from the sheer amoutn of possible
      explanations/solutions for the famous 'Fermi Paradox' its
      probably safe to assume that one of those many solutions/explanations
      is actually the right one; meaning, there is no Fermi Paradox.

  • @Manfromthenorth0551
    @Manfromthenorth0551 8 лет назад +35

    Time to activate the X-COM project.

    • @META_mahn
      @META_mahn 8 лет назад +26

      But what if the XCOM project has already begun? *Area 51 intensifies*

    • @1guitargun1
      @1guitargun1 8 лет назад

      what if it is like xenonauts?

    • @98GREEKSNIPER
      @98GREEKSNIPER 8 лет назад

      exactly what I thought when he said to research alien technology and use it. Plasma weapons, here we come!

    • @shan9usfc
      @shan9usfc 8 лет назад

      I never held a firearm before!
      CAN I JOIN IN AS A ROOKIE?

  • @darrelwilson
    @darrelwilson 8 лет назад +19

    Is kylo ren an alien?

    • @lordilluminati5836
      @lordilluminati5836 8 лет назад +1

      has he born on earth?

    • @lordilluminati5836
      @lordilluminati5836 8 лет назад +1

      ***** I don't see how speaking or not english makes you an alien but whatevs.

    • @combatsportsaddict2334
      @combatsportsaddict2334 8 лет назад +1

      everyone in star wars is an alien...... a long time ago in a GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY.

    • @brighambentley
      @brighambentley 8 лет назад

      Yes but he is classified as a human in Star Wars soooooo.

    • @combatsportsaddict2334
      @combatsportsaddict2334 8 лет назад

      brigham bentley no they never call anyone a human in the movies

  • @astraspect9307
    @astraspect9307 8 лет назад +19

    See this is why we need to fund a Death Star project

  • @crissy1339
    @crissy1339 4 года назад +15

    4:33 [insert unfunny coronavirus meme]

  • @PsychoPavilionReal
    @PsychoPavilionReal 8 лет назад +37

    star destroyers always wins

  • @csraeltet
    @csraeltet 6 лет назад +13

    wait
    *why would i want to stop them*

  • @user-yc3bi1ic1e
    @user-yc3bi1ic1e 5 лет назад +16

    This'll help the raid to area 51.

  • @heykalanargyarifqy567
    @heykalanargyarifqy567 5 лет назад +2

    Alien:finally we have envade earth
    Filthy Frank:it's time to stop

  • @ibrahim9761
    @ibrahim9761 4 года назад +4

    Billions of Years of Evolution vs Millions of Years? That’s like 1 Match vs the Ocean!!!

  • @fvn55yearsago57
    @fvn55yearsago57 7 лет назад +4

    I never knew humans made lasers as powerful as that.
    Wow, I underestimated humanity.

  • @bigchungus8108
    @bigchungus8108 8 лет назад +243

    wait WHAT IF WHERE MORE ADVANCED THAN ALIENS?!

    • @rockybarry
      @rockybarry 8 лет назад +18

      Well, if there's bacteria on other planets or other bodies in space, they are still considered aliens, so yeah.

    • @akashP998
      @akashP998 8 лет назад +28

      Then We'll invade them, not they would

    • @thealiens386
      @thealiens386 8 лет назад +1

      Mr Blobfish MIND BLOWN

    • @Tajiri1986
      @Tajiri1986 8 лет назад +4

      Then you wont be able to see them

    • @mr.puffballmansick-stee-ne7749
      @mr.puffballmansick-stee-ne7749 8 лет назад +21

      Mr Blobfish if we are more advanced than aliens than they couldn't get to earth

  • @maplesyrup7450
    @maplesyrup7450 5 лет назад +2

    “some times you have to fight fire with Fire, and aliens with whatever weird az Alien guns that they have” *fire in my house*

  • @daanhouben1621
    @daanhouben1621 8 лет назад +37

    epic how to become the winter soldier

    • @dahulius
      @dahulius 8 лет назад +18

      enroll in the army, in winter.

    • @talu4326
      @talu4326 8 лет назад

      Agreed 👍

    • @AkiraVRC
      @AkiraVRC 8 лет назад

      yes

    • @DanielSilva-fy6bo
      @DanielSilva-fy6bo 8 лет назад +4

      Mission Reporte, December 16, 1991

    • @corrupt_insomniac
      @corrupt_insomniac 8 лет назад +5

      Easy! Just have a friend who becomes captain america, fight along side him in WWII, fall off of a train during a battle, make everyone think you're dead, then get revived by a nazi scientist who will inject you with the super solder serum and make you kill anyone he doesn't like.
      See... Simple.

  • @mr.avocadoman1004
    @mr.avocadoman1004 8 лет назад +30

    get saitama hes going to end the alien ivasion lol hahaha

    • @topblair3381
      @topblair3381 8 лет назад +5

      True dude I think 3 serious punch only in Alien world alien will be destroy xD

    • @michael-ny3wk
      @michael-ny3wk 8 лет назад +2

      The aliens space craft traveling at the speed of light (or more), If a Tiny chunk of space rock hit the windshield, It would have the equivalent kinetic energy of more than an entire nuclear bomb. Its safe to assume saitama Would't be able to scratch the paint.

    • @ReddwarfIV
      @ReddwarfIV 8 лет назад

      One Punch Man can destroy anything in one punch. That is the point.

    • @fvn55yearsago57
      @fvn55yearsago57 7 лет назад

      mich ael
      Saitama can destroy anything, soooooo

  • @elyssachandler4239
    @elyssachandler4239 7 лет назад +13

    Who actually patted themself on the back?

  • @The_NJG
    @The_NJG 5 лет назад +1

    “Dear humanity,
    We regret being Alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most definitely regret the core being blown up by our raggedy ass fleet, hoorah!”
    - Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2

  • @baggosroonyer
    @baggosroonyer 8 лет назад +5

    ok...the animation is supreme in this one

    • @AndyMogren
      @AndyMogren 8 лет назад +2

      Why thank you Sir Evan.

    • @kalebmark2908
      @kalebmark2908 8 лет назад

      +AndyMogren u r awesome

    • @joandreintong5255
      @joandreintong5255 8 лет назад

      +AndyMogren Big fan of your work. Simple, effective, and entertaining. Nice.

    • @AndyMogren
      @AndyMogren 8 лет назад

      Thanks dudes.

  • @huzaifa8985
    @huzaifa8985 8 лет назад +5

    good work Andy epic Animation keep it up

    • @AndyMogren
      @AndyMogren 8 лет назад +2

      Thanks dude, I appreciate it!

  • @gedross383
    @gedross383 8 лет назад +27

    Aliens might be millions of years less advanced than us? Hmmm just a thought

    • @lwanco1018
      @lwanco1018 8 лет назад +11

      Then how would they get to Earth and invade?

    • @Grimfed
      @Grimfed 8 лет назад +9

      If they made it to earth then obviously they are millions of year ahead by their technology but possibly physically advance behind us

    • @squiddi1393
      @squiddi1393 8 лет назад +1

      +quinton rubin He's saying aliens out there now could be where we were ages ago. He didn't say they would invade us. They could exist and be less advanced.

    • @juanlopez-kk4ro
      @juanlopez-kk4ro 8 лет назад

      were not

    • @PMW3
      @PMW3 8 лет назад

      not if they were capable of crossing the vastness of space.

  • @deadgoatboi1263
    @deadgoatboi1263 6 лет назад +3

    Him: Will you let them snatch your bodies and turn your brains to goop?
    Me: I for one accept our alien overlords so yes.

  • @lorekeeper2190
    @lorekeeper2190 8 лет назад +35

    Simple, just sign up for the XCOM Initiative.

    • @lorekeeper2190
      @lorekeeper2190 8 лет назад +6

      Besides, they do everything this video asks you to do.

  • @tylahroe5457
    @tylahroe5457 7 лет назад +15

    How do you know the Pentagon is creating a Lazar weapon?
    Are you a spy?
    ;)

  • @r0tmusic251
    @r0tmusic251 6 лет назад +12

    Im watching this because of april 18 theorys

  • @edenkenna5361
    @edenkenna5361 6 лет назад +1

    I just need a caramel milkshake, a thin metal pipe, and some Doritos and I’ll make it out of ERYTING

  • @davidcastano7230
    @davidcastano7230 7 лет назад +13

    Epic How To... How to survive a house invasion

  • @donovancalhoun687
    @donovancalhoun687 8 лет назад +31

    how to start a creed

    • @codenamecrisis9679
      @codenamecrisis9679 8 лет назад +15

      Give everyone white hoods, make them believe that glowy objects of murder can control their minds and give them hidden blades

    • @wegyiuhb2765
      @wegyiuhb2765 8 лет назад

      +Shinku Sasori 10/10 -IGN
      noice story

    • @SproutFarms
      @SproutFarms 8 лет назад +2

      Just like any other organization. Set a purpose, gather sources of income and resources and find likeminded people.

    • @donleondevillafana7615
      @donleondevillafana7615 8 лет назад

      Oh yeah

    • @maaaxsvideo
      @maaaxsvideo 8 лет назад

      A fightclub*

  • @grimwhistler9272
    @grimwhistler9272 8 лет назад +8

    Why does everyone assume aliens are going to be hostile?

    • @andromedadelux
      @andromedadelux 8 лет назад +4

      Survival reflex. Its primitive yet understandable. Without having experience with lifeforms outside of earths own biosphere the natural method of dealing with other lifeforms would be caution. That caution is reasonable, but only because there are certain species which exist which would make Ripley's Alien resemble the threat from a common housefly. Insectoids. On some planets insectoids are the primary driving force of intelligence. The results of their infrastructure are usually reflected in hive minds. And as such they lack the emotional judgement that other core species adapt and relate to socially. They are the antithesis of sapien, and aqueous mental structure. Purely 100% ego driven, yet spread across several billion lifeforms which all work selflessly toward a selfish goal.

    • @ReddwarfIV
      @ReddwarfIV 8 лет назад +4

      We can't assume it. Still a good idea to plan for the possibility.

    • @GamingWorld-gv6mk
      @GamingWorld-gv6mk 6 лет назад +1

      Hellsinger222 because thats a reflection of how we humans are.

  • @JaxxyBoyZA
    @JaxxyBoyZA 7 лет назад +1

    4:36 I nearly died of laughter at the animation the way the dude sneezed

  • @raymondmartinez2217
    @raymondmartinez2217 7 лет назад +158

    how to survive a school shooting

    • @ascended496
      @ascended496 6 лет назад

      Raymond Martinez yes please

    • @isaacruiz697
      @isaacruiz697 6 лет назад +2

      Raymond u dumb our schools have school rules they're great rules to listen to

    • @MajorReckerFailure
      @MajorReckerFailure 6 лет назад +1

      Shut up

    • @Timmnes
      @Timmnes 6 лет назад

      LISTEB UP STAY LOW BECAUSE THIS IS NOT EPIC HOW TO SURVIVE A SCHOOL SHOOTING. INTRO QUES. FIRST just listen to your teacher

    • @saltmine_snake1487
      @saltmine_snake1487 6 лет назад

      Just don't go to school

  • @Super-Shafs
    @Super-Shafs 5 лет назад +3

    I'm seeing that a lot of people are commenting to "Throw the cheese" and I don't get that reference
    Can someone explain it?

  • @helvetica1796
    @helvetica1796 5 лет назад +6

    No,We invading them

  • @deadbeatdacatgaming3942
    @deadbeatdacatgaming3942 7 лет назад +1

    ok this guy is awesomely entertaining i sub

  • @btswilliam
    @btswilliam 8 лет назад +40

    Or we can call One Punch Man...

    • @Max-qc4ow
      @Max-qc4ow 8 лет назад +1

      note to self: use the people who like anime as canon fodder.

    • @theuniversalmudkip1102
      @theuniversalmudkip1102 8 лет назад

      yeah that's probably gonna do it..... ONE PUUUUUUNCH!!!

    • @dvf6969
      @dvf6969 8 лет назад

      stupid weaboo kid if u can call unexistant shit call superman or some real badasses

    • @theuniversalmudkip1102
      @theuniversalmudkip1102 8 лет назад +3

      +dvf6969 said the guy whit vegeta in his profile pic
      and Superman is I fictional character ya nerd XD

    • @shadowdested5870
      @shadowdested5870 8 лет назад

      Says the guy with a profile picture of a popular anime character, it was just a joke dude. No need to flame over pointless comments on a video you will forget about in like a week. And its called NON-EXISTENT or fictional.

  • @AapeliSeveri
    @AapeliSeveri 7 лет назад +24

    But what if they can be beaten by just throwing porridge on them?

    • @johnkessler5513
      @johnkessler5513 7 лет назад +1

      Porridge Gun
      🔫+🍲=🍲🍲🍲🍲🍲🍲🍲🔫

    • @quandaledingle4488
      @quandaledingle4488 4 года назад +1

      If they can adapt as fast or faster than humans then they would make porridge-proof suits

  • @limiteditemeater8167
    @limiteditemeater8167 8 лет назад +42

    you realise we could be immune to there weapons XD

    • @kakyoinnoriaki1545
      @kakyoinnoriaki1545 7 лет назад +2

      LimitedItemEater you realize that you spelled that wrong

    • @NaeemR05
      @NaeemR05 7 лет назад +3

      LimitedItemEater very VERY unlikely

    • @niklashanson6423
      @niklashanson6423 7 лет назад +12

      You realize they could be immune to our weapons XD

    • @anthonymichael7888
      @anthonymichael7888 7 лет назад +1

      It is possible because their weapons might be for other aliens not for us humans....Highly plausible

    • @lochlan1788
      @lochlan1788 7 лет назад

      But what if they arent XD

  • @stefantosic7128
    @stefantosic7128 5 лет назад +1

    Step 1. Get gun
    Step 2. Get more gun
    Step 3. Keep getting gun
    Step 4. Repeat
    Step 5. Uh oh you are ded

  • @tehnsib
    @tehnsib 7 лет назад +7

    What if the aliens come in peace we shouldn't instantly attack we should give them a chance to talk our our differences

    • @gilgameshuu8644
      @gilgameshuu8644 6 лет назад +1

      Mestruiastor Omegastar how can we understand them they're langauge is probably zzcxssfjsaksd

    • @frankhalliday8071
      @frankhalliday8071 5 лет назад

      @@gilgameshuu8644 Scientists received a call for help from a different galaxy quite a few years ago and didn't understand the signal and it took them years before they finally decoded it so they could understand. Their world was being destroyed and by the time we decoded it they were killed off. So we can actually decode alien signals as evidence. It would just take a while before we got there.

    • @frankhalliday8071
      @frankhalliday8071 5 лет назад

      I agree but humanity would go into a panic and attack out of fear. There's not much to do about it.

    • @landlockedcroat1554
      @landlockedcroat1554 4 года назад

      nihga

    • @amurizon
      @amurizon 4 года назад +1

      @@frankhalliday8071 whoa, when/what was this? Can you provide links?

  • @kasaiicarus2234
    @kasaiicarus2234 8 лет назад +10

    Do we not dissect ants?

    • @kasaiicarus2234
      @kasaiicarus2234 8 лет назад

      Alive

    • @guyclykos
      @guyclykos 8 лет назад

      I tried probing ants... It's too retarted to even become a meme.

    • @guyclykos
      @guyclykos 8 лет назад

      I tried probing ants... It's too retarted to even become a meme.

    • @shanesmith4530
      @shanesmith4530 8 лет назад +1

      Do we not pour molten aluminium down their mounds and dig it up when it cools, hose the dirt off and exhibit it? Because I'm pretty sure we do.

    • @thomass2505
      @thomass2505 8 лет назад

      +Shane Smith yes yes we do how ever we wait for the ants to leave and for the mound to be deserted before we do dat.

  • @snowball8940
    @snowball8940 7 лет назад +4

    How do we even know that aliens would want to kill us? Maybe they won't to be our allies

    • @arrowheart8309
      @arrowheart8309 6 лет назад

      Snow Ballz you righted want wrong You actually righted a actual word so you said they won’t want to be our allies

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 5 лет назад +1

      @@arrowheart8309 What?

  • @thekameleon9785
    @thekameleon9785 6 лет назад +1

    Great video.

  • @MetsuryuVids
    @MetsuryuVids 8 лет назад +7

    Yeah, we would have no chance.

    • @MetsuryuVids
      @MetsuryuVids 8 лет назад +2

      Yes, maybe we could be able to convince them to be at peace. That's the most likely option I think. The rest of them, no. If they have the technology for interstellar travel, they will be able to: Destroy us anytime they want, find us wherver we hide, probably know our level of intelligence, and maybe other stuff that we can't even fathom.

    • @rebelbeammasterx8472
      @rebelbeammasterx8472 8 лет назад

      Guerrilla Warfare.

    • @Troy_K
      @Troy_K 8 лет назад +1

      +Metsuryu Remember when in history Europe found the native americans and spread small pox and stuff? I think that would happen to the aliens if that doesn't happen to us first. Just a theory though

    • @MetsuryuVids
      @MetsuryuVids 8 лет назад +1

      It's a possibility, but I think it's a really small one. Aliens that have the technology for interstellar travel required to get to earth would have such an incredibly advanced technology that it's pretty safe to assume they would have all sorts of defenses against biological contaminants and diseases that might affect them.
      If anyone is going to get infected by something it will be us.

  • @golddropper2747
    @golddropper2747 4 года назад +4

    Who is here after the aliens invaded earth in 2020?

    • @landlordofthewoods6001
      @landlordofthewoods6001 4 года назад

      Me they dont know we moved to mars lol

    • @RenNewton
      @RenNewton 2 года назад

      Be racists? In order to survive on Mars? Nit even kidding 😉

  • @Dragoboi1998
    @Dragoboi1998 8 лет назад +61

    what if the aliens are peaceful

    • @staticshotaop561
      @staticshotaop561 8 лет назад +4

      Comic King kill them

    • @TheWeepingDalek
      @TheWeepingDalek 8 лет назад +22

      then we invade their planet

    • @eagleplayeryt3734
      @eagleplayeryt3734 7 лет назад

      8th wonder of the world yeah!😋😂😎😂😎

    • @TheWeepingDalek
      @TheWeepingDalek 7 лет назад +8

      Mr Epic it's either independence day or avatar.

    • @snowydoge5938
      @snowydoge5938 7 лет назад +3

      Comic King right millions of years of advancements how could they not have any wisdom

  • @Ecua73
    @Ecua73 6 лет назад

    These videos make me think about what’s out there and it just keeps me up all night thinking and being terrified

  • @katyusha9050
    @katyusha9050 6 лет назад +3

    Rail guns are militaries secret weapon

  • @Pachongchong
    @Pachongchong 5 лет назад +5

    Area 51 raid anyone?

  • @Aaron.Monroe
    @Aaron.Monroe 7 лет назад +6

    Be realistic for a second. Modern humans have been around for 300,000 years while dinosaurs were around for tens of millions of years. Different species evolve differently and with that said, humans are more intelligent and better suited for earth because we don't have super speed like cheetahs or poisons like snakes. We had hands with thumbs that allowed us to make tools using other tools. Some animals can utilize tools but humans are different because only we can use tools to make other tools. There are millions of other species on our planet and we're far beyond even them; we are very unique. We're probably one of the earliest forms of life in the universe who make tools to make other tools. If not for the dinosaurs going extinct, we wouldn't be here. We're an anomaly and the likelihood f us meeting another intelligent form of life out there so early is unrealistic.

  • @ilovepinkisabela
    @ilovepinkisabela 7 лет назад +1

    Or maybe since they're more advanced than us they'll realize how pointless fighting is

  • @tiiiimmmmmm
    @tiiiimmmmmm 8 лет назад +5

    If it bleeds, we can kill it.

  • @bobbydobobo455
    @bobbydobobo455 5 лет назад +4

    4:33 ayyy lmao

  • @noisemarine1432
    @noisemarine1432 5 лет назад +5

    The day after we storm area 51

  • @accidentallyaj5138
    @accidentallyaj5138 4 года назад +1

    5:47
    Mach 20 isn't that fast, the distance from Beijing to LA is around 10,000 Km , Mach 20 is around 6.6 Km/s , it would take around 25 Minutes to reach the destination, which is still FAST, but not as fast as you claim it to be.

  • @vitico123ful
    @vitico123ful 8 лет назад +10

    Ok Joe, you're beautiful man... BUT you need that beard man, i can do without the Ned Flanders mustache but that beard. #LetItGrow

    • @cja9515
      @cja9515 8 лет назад

      +Karomak She=Elsa

  • @kelinnaidoo5290
    @kelinnaidoo5290 6 лет назад +6

    To survive Alien Invasion:
    - Be like Commander Shepard
    - Have a friend like Garrus Vakarian
    - Play Mass Effect

  • @toastereatstoast939
    @toastereatstoast939 4 года назад +3

    It’s actually scary to just think to yourself, *”Extra Terrestrial life exists somewhere...”*

  • @shock75wave14
    @shock75wave14 6 лет назад

    This is the coolest channel ever