How To Survive the Zombie Apocalypse - EPIC HOW TO
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How long would you last in a zombie apocalypse? Joe Bereta is here to teach you how to stay alive when the living-dead take over.
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Starring Joe Bereta - / joebereta
Episode Animated by Andy Mogren
Animation Style by Andy Mogren - / andymogren
Animated by Bryan Wieder
Written by Matthew Brian Cohen
Produced by Michael Rainey and Joe Bereta
Executive Producer - Andy Signore - / andysignore 
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How to survive zombie apocalypse?
Be a camera man.
lol
every zombie movie in a nutshell.
😂😂😂😂😂
NiskoCZE ikr😂😂they never die!
I don't get it?
*how to survive a zombie apocalypse*
1: find rick and stick with him
lmao righttttttt, I hope there will be someone like him XD
I'd go with Daryl Dixon
Ide go to michonne
Dang I miss him
@@erinthedemonhog2090 I am right there with you!✌😸
I would survive by
A: Watching all the zombie movies
B: What you said.
Zombie movies are not like real life
@@DirtGamer216 NO BUT THEY DO SEE HOW IT MIGHT LOOK IF WE SURVIVE AND OTHER TIPS AND TRICKS BUT IT MIGHT NOT BE SO MUCH THE SAME IDK THAT'S MY THOUGHT NO HATE
@@DirtGamer216 we won’t know until it actually happens
C: The Last Of Us (Tho is not about zombies..)
Same I watch a lot of zombie movies it’s my fav kinda movie to watch so I would be pretty good at survival
The way we’re handling the corona virus just shows that we would never be able to handle a zombie apocalypse
Lol so true
Ramon Benitez maybe but for a zombie apocalypse government can shoot infected right now they can’t
Yeahbro - depends if it’s airborne and u have to die for it to become active that a cure can still be found if it’s airborne and u get it u become a zombie than yep we’re screwed
Yeahbro - ya with trump in charge a alien world war can happen too
Yeahbro - bish what
So... If everyone knows not to go to the mall... Does that mean no one will go to the mall?
I think
Yep
Reverse reverse psychology
👉😉
Well Frank west will go to the mall
That's smart
: *”dont panic”*
me: *_*panics*_*
How *unpredictable*
*panik*
*kalm*
Easy to live just be the camera man
Two steps to survive:
1: everyone sleep at the same time
2: it becomes day in 4 seconds and the zombies burn
Real life is not mincraft
@@DirtGamer216 it's a joke..
@@DirtGamer216 here, take one
😂😂😂
@@DirtGamer216 r/wooosh
You need to be in great shape
Me: "eating pounds of food
I know right😂😂😂
🤣
Yeah same I have a packet of crispy chips
Walking dead zombies: if your smart your probably going to be ok.
World war z zombies: YOUR SCREWED!!!!
+Chanble X lol yeah
*You're
Basically
Useless you have cancer
You'd be dead in either situation if you can't tell the difference between you're and your
My team: put 8 drops of bleach in the water
Me:puts the whole gallon of bleach in the water and drinks it
TECH SPY Me: drinks only the bleach
TECH SPY *you are dead*
Miguel Hernandez
honestly
A gallon of clorox bleach a day keeps oxi clean away
Lol
My known basics of the zombie apocalypse:
1: start doing cardio in case you get stuck in a hoard.
2: be cautious to people you find.
3: always have a backup weapon.
4: create a signal for important stuff.
5: wear leather clothes.
6: helmets.
7: dont let your ego take over. You will die easily.
8: have a backup gun if your backup weapon is broken.
9: find food but not too much.
10: mind over anger.
11: silent weapons are best because loud weapons can attract zombies.
12: know how to make a fire.
13: find clothes.
14: dont try to act tough, be tough.
15: find shelter
16: flashlights.
17: save water. 1 gallon per day for a person.
18: you will have to k1ll even with some random strangers
19: dont have too many people in your group. I’d say 3 to 6 is fine.
20: always be prepared for the worse. Crying doesnt make anything better.
And when we're going outside, tape a magazine to your arms so in case they bite it, you won't be harmed cuz they'll bite the magazine and not your hand 😹
These are some wise tips *notes*
Better to have 3 weapons. Primary, secondary and melee. Practice everytime you can and learn how to maintain them. For your primary prefer semiautomatic rifles. Perfect for hunting and self defense. As a secondary use shotguns and/or pistols. Remember to have a firearm fit for small spaces. As for melee, my best options are either a crowbar, preferebly in titanium, a one hand hatchet or a trench spike, designed specifically to punch through skulls.
i think some details matter too, i see too many people thinking about using spears or crossbows which i find to be a bad idea as they would not make enough demage to really stop something that does not exactly feel pain. Halberds, scythes, improvised long ranger slashing or hammer like weapons are all better. Machette and axes are probably of the best as they are also a tools. Hammers are often better than knifes.
While leather and wool clothes are important for protection mobility should be bigger priority so having this balanced out is also good to think about. Investing in some good helmet or hat, gloves and boots is one of the first things to do.
a car, bicycle, rollers... anything that can give you an advantage in moving is a must.
I would argue the people thing strongly depends on if you prefer the nomad style of always moving or are trying to settle down and form a base.
Do not constantly think of the zombies, do not take things too seriously and do not let the existentialism get to you.
Fix up your goals from the start. If you plan on settling somewhere you will prioritize gathering tools and suplies for growing food over weapons.
1 grab my mountain dew bottle and a bag of flamin hot cheetos from my stash
2 grab my katana
3 go naruto on those fuckers
4 no more zombies and world is safe
Me as a walking dead (TellTale game):
*cover yourself in zombie guts*
yep that's one of the tips I actually believe
Become a whisperer but not evil
Step 1: cover your feet in oil
Step 2: run away on water
@@wasd5193 you will be kicked out if you became kind in the whisperer community kindness is weakness
the show’s better
“Hey Mom how did u survive the great 2020 Zombie Apocolypse?”
“Epic How-to, son. U should subscribe!”
😳
yo what!?
@@ThatGuyKumbirai foreshadowing
ayo 🤨⁉️
..umm...
How to survive a night with your girlfriend's dad.
What are you doing with your girlfriend's dad?
+Gaming Panda Butt Stuff.
talk about sports
You don't
***** 👍
Bro I swear to God, if this actually happens in real life ..I really hope Zombies can't run fast 😭
Can't run fast
@@arloplayz4029 really?they run slow?
Sorry to disappoint but if it really happens they will 100% be able to run fast but not only that, also parkour and swim, cause the only possibility of humans being zombified is if they get a virus that is trying to spread rapidly to others, that gives people extrem paranoia, extrem hunger, urge of cannibalism, loss of sanity and rage… so they will be very alive humans that still have all theyre skills in real life. With a cannibalistic murderous intent.
Cause they only way that they would be slow is if they ACTUALLY wake up from the dead, which is Very impossible😂😂
Do cardio every day
I love how his ‘out of state’ contact was his Dad who didn’t answer......
Probably off buying milk
Ghirahim would approve
Has he come back with da milk yet
yes he went to get milk to drink to survive in the apocalypse
It said he became a zombie, I don’t think the milk is coming anytime soon.
Lol
*8 drops of bleach per gallon of water*
Me:
*8 DROPS OF WATER PER GALLON OF BLEACH*
Step one: don't have a name like Glenn or Abraham
Matt Craza call yourself Rick
Matt Craza Why?
xD
ElleArtz it's a walking dead reference.
Matt Craza lol
Matt Craza thats fucked up
Watching this today since I had a zombie apocalypse dream last night 💀
@ZœSßô Śúœłį it was scary for me btw and for some reason the setting was in our house and like me and my other familt members were like seperated in other rooms and we didnt have weapons to defend our selves 💀 dang got scared fr tho
welcome to another episode of "where quarantine led me today"
Welcome to post quarantine
Rules...
1: never go alone
2: aim for the head
3: if anyone gets bit( including you ) shot them
Do you recognize that
Walking Dead Season 4, right?
IA GAMING my mind went to that one creature feature song haha
aha twd telltale
telltale’s twd😭😭never gonna forget that game
honestly, going alone is much better for me, im an outsider. gotta stay that way
plus other people would just get in my way and get me killed, if i'm alone i can get more done.
*like removing the face of a walker and wearing it and cloak yourself to smell like zombies too*
Step 1: have good cardio
Nope I’m dead.
Step 2: Double Tap
Well it's 2020 we gotta get ready i guess 🤷🏻♂️
if a zombie outbreak comes, go to the mall. cause most people know not to go to the mall, so they won’t go to the mall, therefore go to the mall. if it’s crowded...don’t go-
Dealt this comment before more people see this
Delete*
In a zombie apocalypse I'm just going to find Joe and stick with him. Plan sorted
not if I get to him first
Mohamed Hijazi There can be only one
Yes im Joe
I'm a going to find Chuck Norris and stick with him.
We will have a EMP pulse before the zombie apocalypse
I feel like if a zombie virus existed, I'd be patient zero. Because I have the shitiest luck.
A .S z nation! Another one of my favourite shows
Same 💯 I am with you👌
same
At least you wouldn’t be killed by a apocalypse
Not compared to mine bub
“If you get winded running a mile, you’re gonna get your ass bit”
Everyone watching this video: 👀
Me in a nutshell
Me I'll just continue ruining
Here is some tips from me:
1.stay at your home for 2-5 days to let the spread Cool down a bit
2.learn the zombies's behavior
3.go out side with mele weapon and one gun(emergency only)
4.find/make stronger weapon
5.only group up with people with 2-4 people(5-10 if all of you have great Bond an each one of you have good ability)
6.dont stay at one place. Move every 1-5 days and if you run out of place go with a boat,map,and compas
7.reproduce(try to repopulate the humans)
Hope this help
man's just made a how-to-die list
The walking deers!! they are coming
No coronavirus is coming
Angel Pena who remembers the zombie deer disease 😂
@@emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.y I remember the remembered.
Im a deer im a eat you al lol😂😂😂😂😂😂
How to survive homework
Edit:omg so many likes thx guys
He said not to request impossible things.
+Nebula Fruit ...
+Nebula Fruit yeah surviving homework is impossible
how not to make cancer jokes -_-
you can allway pay people to do it for you
Get ready for Zombie apocalypse this year
There’s no zombies?
Zombies ain’t real
Damn. I continued getting visions from Train to Busan :")
@s u k u n a dude i legit chanted Ryoiki tenkai : Fukuma Mizushi in my brain 💀
Step 1: Dont be named Glenn or Abraham
Step 2: Get a baseball bat with barbed wire and give him/her a name
Lucile
Lucille!
Geometry Dash josemita Why not be called Glenn or Abraham?
Ava McCallum Its a walking dead reference.
Geometry Dash josemita is it because they always sent Glenn to do everything XD
hint/tip : don't go to stores with idiomatic doors that open by themselves
hint/tip : be with people you trust and that don't annoy you
hint/tip : aim for the legs with wepon that gets them to the ground and helps to smash the brain ( and for the sort one out there ) sorry... really I am
lola claws I
The aim for the legs and bash the head is from TWD/The Walking Dead
lola claws for trust what about ricks and Shane they were best friends and tried to kill each other so
Panda Jones tru thats when jane told Clementine
lola claws m
Dont trust strangers? Mate in an actual apocalypse I wouldnt even trust 85% of my class mates
2021: if a zombie apocalipse happened i won't be surprised
"Remember it's the top part of the toilet...not bottom ~repeats~ shoot, there's a zombie. You took too long " 😂😂😂 this is me in a zombie apocalypse I'd freeze and forget everything TWD taught me
Candy Soto
Omg, yes 😂.
Don t take to long the more your wait then you will be in zombie atack
Get a sword
Get a gun
Vanessa Rendon-Lopez guns make to much noise it will only attract more
Step 1 to surviving the zombie apocalypse: find someone named “Clementine”
hello 👏👍👍👍👍👍👍
walking dead refrece got it but she died PLAY THE GAME and I would
izzy bear no she didn’t lol
izzy bear did you even play it??
Pressiyan G she doesn’t die
Me in 2020 : lets just be safe and make sure, just in case.
[Höŵ tö $ürvïvë ã zömbïë äpöçîlëm$?]
Me: just in case
Five hours later
Scrolling through conspiracies
Buys gun
Buys new bike
Buys boat
Buys machete
Buys baseball bat
Me: Just in case.
Anyone else have a nightmare about zombie's and went straight to these types of videos
This guy looks like the man from inside out
lol
Oooooh yes.
I know this sounds random to post,
I was watching the video, It got to 0:09 and the sound glitched, So the video was at 0:09 while the sound was at 0:00, so he was speaking and doing the "bang bang bang" sounds with his mouth. I just lol'ed at it :D
oh yeah
It does!
Please tell us how to survive a flood or a tsunami please currently we are under a flood threat
By we I mean where I am living
Well, where do you live? This is RUclips Not PersonalisedVideo Town. The only people who get accurate information on this site for themselves, are Americans, and Brits.
If the seas recede away from the shore haul-ass in the opposite direction (up hill if possible)...before pulling out your cell phone to film the chaos!
Am i the only one who noticed that he looks like the dad from the movie inside out?
“Stay strapped or get clapped”
-George Washington
Lmao
How to survive a zombie apocalypse - Get a "Lee Everett" to help you.
As we all know that won't end happy.
I wouldn't worry about a zombie apocalypse happening anytime soon
😭
And after that find urself a Louis or a violet.
Yazeed HEX YES
How to survive a nuclear fallout.
ralphthemoviemaker RALPH
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Done!!!
ralphthemoviemaker Done
ralphthemov
"Get good cardio" Welp That's a GG I'm dead
Everybody gangstas till zombie starts sprinting at full speed or has their previous memory ☠
Love how it’s nearly 1am and I’m looking up “how to survive a zombie apocalypse” after playing a game and scaring myself :’)
hey if a zombie apocalypse happens u could just have kim taehyung step on all the zombies 🤷🏼
LMFAOO SAME
Same its super late
Go for the MRE’s. My dad and I got some for our camping trip last weekend, and the expiration date was February 7164
NPC# 5626718304839 I know they are the most effective eating tool for surviving in any way
I already stock everything up and iam in my bunker with internet and alot of food i'am waiting for that zombie apocalypse day to come
@@jeremy9479 *moves*
I will bring a brandy too so i can sanitize my internals
the editor and joe make this videos the most badass thing in the internet
How to escape from school without getting caught
Like if you agree
Scream I hate u in their face or just screech uhuhuhuh
Do like i use to do just walk off campus simple just like that ur welcome
*** I AM NOT RESPONSBLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS, DO IT AT YOUR OWN RISK. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ***
-learn some social engineering (just in case).
-try and earn trust with teachers and staffs (good behaviour, honesty and trustworthiness).
-map out your exit route, timing and backup plans.
-you may have to give out homework on time before leaving the school, just to minimize suspiciousness in your leaving.
-DO NOT TELL anyone about your escaping, even your best friend.
-make up an excuse beforehand (hospital appointment works best if you already known to have special medical cases), better to tell them few days before escaping (after Monday and before Friday).
-be confident. When facing the guard be calm.
-WALK UP to the guard.
-maintain eye contact.
-tell the guard what you want with politeness, then use 'BECAUSE' as much as possible to express your exact excuse you used on the teacher.
-STAY CALM AND CONFIDENT.
If success:
-after you exit school: DON'T RUN, just walk in the direction the guard (The guard maybe still watching you) expect you to go.
-lose the sight of the guard calmly and wait for him to go (if it is lunchtime for him, it would be the best time to move).
Congratulation, you just have escaped the school!!
If failure:
-DON'T lie, suggest expressing your excuse with reference to the time.
-use various social engineering tactics.
-stick up to your idea, and do not move unless there is no option but to use plan B.
I agree and made it 100 likes
subhan the beast they already made escape from prison
Ah yes if Duct Tape doesn’t work *use more Duct Tape*
Or tape
Or tape tape
😂😂😂😂😂
Or video tape
Ive just watched this... Ever get the feeling when nostalgia sockerpunches you?
Imagine preparing so hard for the zombie apocalypse then you but you became a zombie
Lol
Well at least I don't have to pay the light bill
*who else is here because of the zombie deer disease outbreak*
Yeah that’s it 😂
I was here way before
I used to be here before but I was mehh..
Yup
Wait what
HOW TO ESCAPE NORTH KOREA
NickFosaa yea good idea
NickFosaa one word: almost impossible
Kim Jong Un You chubby motherfather
But thats two words not one
Avilion Ryder?.....is that you?
I used to watch this 5 YEARS AGO WHEN THIS CAME OUT I WAS WATCHING HIM I REMEMBER WAITING FOR HIM TO UPLOAD I just remembered him
preparing for October 2020 :D gonna be a wild Halloween
I'm here just in case the cornoviures is dead ass serious
Welp now it is dead ass serious
It aint gonna be zombies, though I kinda wish it was
Because it is..and we cant see it.
What's a cornoviures??
@@lans9613 I wish I was like u damn
Can we all admit that with how obsessed people are with this impossible situation that if there ever were an apocalypse it'd end in like 5 minutes cause everyone would be prepared
More like, everyone would die in 5 minutes cuz they all thought theyd be badass when in reality, theyll be shitting their pants when someone they know or love is being eaten alive
+Super Buneary the minute the government realise zombies are breaking our in a city nukes with rain down
Honestly if a Zombie apocalypse did happen in reality it would end fast because governments will nuke the shit outta them before they let the situation get out of hand. This is reality not a movie.
But if they don't these people that say that they are ready for a Zombie apocalypse would quickly shit their underwear if it actually happen and they come face to face with a real zombie.
A Zombie apocalypse is scientific possible but it wouldn't happen the way we all would think it will.
+Divine_Wrath and what if the outbreak happened within the government?
Everyone would be prepared? Not many prepare for Zombies (since it is fictional) or an apocalypse since there is such a low chance of them to happen. Also not many have the supplies for a long lasting apocalypse since they are quite pricey. Also if people believe the world is ending they will panic, riot, loot, and maybe kill. If people actually believe the end of the world rumors. If the people ever find out since the government always seem to cover things up to "keep us safe" or "prevent panic". This means the threat could grow until it is to overwhelming and that is the start of an apocalypse.
5:53 lets call them walkers hehe
I remember watching epic how to years ago as a kid 😂😂the nostalgia
If a zombie apocalypse was to happen now or in the future we better hope it's the walking dead zombies😂.
I'd prefer World War Z Zombies
My Nigerian Cousin 😅Why???
Icess The ArcticWolf they are slow and you can ran from it
TheFatalPenguin the book or the movie they're easily as bad because the movie they run like hell in the book they gather in horses and it's hard to kill them if your trapped
Squeezy Lemon lol sorry my mistake😂
Move To Canada. They Would Have Much Nicer Zombies
Sorry aboot trying to eat your face,eh?
Atchison Mapping like death road to canada
Atchison Mapping I'm sorry sir could I eat you with some syrup?
umm hi I just wanted to see if I could just have a small bite of your brain then ill be on my way
Atchison Mapping eh?
You know there is going to be a 15 second ad when a genuinely attractive thumbnail attracts you to the video to watch.
What about a chain to lock up a zombie so it can’t attack you? You know if it was a friend pet family member you know?
I'd try to lead a whole bunch of zombies into a wooden building that serves no purpose and trap them in the burn down the building
Why? The zombies may not react to fire and if they don't your letting them out of a good trap. If they do burn then good idea
Why wouldn´t they burn? They don´t become thougher when their cell regeneration stops. Also they still have clothes.
Ash ketchum just catch all the zombies in poke balls
Kamikaze
Why would you lure than into a trap and then burn them?
Just use your Charizard or Pignite or something like that.
list of Non-perishable foods (you're welcome):
Honey
Cheese or peanut butter crackers
Beef jerky
Applesauce (canned)
Pudding
Fruit cups (canned)
Granola bars
Power bars
Cereal bars
Single serving Chef-Boy-R-Dee items
Ravioli/spaghetti-os
Single serving soups (with pull tab openings)
Ramen noodles
Tomato juice (canned)
Packaged nuts
Trail mix
Fruit snacks
Dried fruits
Peanut butter (canned)
Any kind of pasta
Spaghetti sauce
Canned vegetables and fruit (with pull top openings)
Macaroni and cheese (canned)
Individually packaged chips/pretzels/Goldfish
Boxed drinks and juices (or canned)
Vienna sausages (with pull top lids)
Pop tarts
there are more, just easily search up "non perishable foods"
TheUndeadTitan scobby snacks
Honey
eric moya lmao
Zimthegamer2000 that's actually correct, ill add that to my list
I wish these were still made I love this series
I’m here cuss cdc sed to get ready for a zombie apocalypse
Gamers have been waiting for this day our whole lives
Johnny Nieto even TV shows and Movie fans are waiting for this.
Gamers and movie fans would look amazingly great while searching for brains
What a zombie apocalypse? Pretty sure if that happened America will drop a nuke bomb and everything is done
Johnny Nieto agreed
Ikr
5:49 "JuSt USe YoUr aRmS"
-- Awe me. Oct 22, 2015
Why did they stop makeing Epic how to I miss it so much 😰😭
what I do is plant a column of winter melons with pumpkins on tile 3, then get cob cannons in the pool, and spam starfruits on the front, maybe a couple gloom shrooms on the second to zombies tile helps too.
0:44 and I'm already failing at surviving it
Go Vanish Yourself lol I am not
Same 😂😂
Im oposite of you then.I don t really know who to fight but i know who to run im not really fastest runner but i can run for very long.
PLEASE MAKE HOW TO SURVIVE THE ALIEN INVASION !!!!!!!!
+Alien Go Boom what kind? to many variable. Its like "How to everything."
How to survive the xenomorph Alien Invasion !
+Alien Go Boom you dont survive the xenomorphs
+ExperiencedPanda GET YOURSELF A PULSERIFLE ! THEN YOU WILL SURVIVE :D
+Alien Go Boom why do you ask it if you already know the answer :p
Another tip. MAKE SURE TO READ THE LABLES ON ANY CONTAINERS YOU FIND WHEN LOOKING FOR SUPPLIES.
For all you know something that look’s like a soup can could actually be full of some really strong cleaning chemicals.
If the label is missing or too damaged to read it’s probably a bad idea to eat it.
Still chemicals can be used for utility reasons later on so I still think holding onto it could prove useful.
Howdy did ole do 0:10
How to survive with no wifi
//chris\\ T70 buy one
//chris\\ T70 impossible
//chris\\ T70 get a life
Get yourself a real life
I am boy are you assuming my gender XD
Zombie deer are here, it’s time for this to be useful
Imma save this to my tips and important playlists...
Who else hopes epic how to will come back?
5:36 Sword is not the best option. You need training to use it properly and it would get dull. A blunt weapon is the best.
a blunt weapon could get stuck and you don't have training to use it and it would take a lot to get it dull because zombies have easier to destroy skulls because they are just rotting corpses so sword in one of the best options and you can train your self
lightsaber
A dull is better, truly.
If you can find a real samurai sword from Japan those never need sharpening and the good one cut like a hot knife through butter!
I have a katana
How to travel back in time and get the Cubs to win the world series!
You ask the impossible
+Lord Gaia 777 indeed, the cubs will never be able to win..
+Vincent Peters never say never they said boston would never win and look what happened in 04
+Vincent Peters well they won the world series a few days ago against miami
+Joshua Walters already done, watch Back to the future :V
this advice will help me be prepared for 2021
The logic for malls apply to stores like military surplus, hardware, groceries etc. Not only will you have to potentially fend off zombies but other people too, things can get violent because people will fight for resources in the panic
Who's watching in 2017
Me
J.J ME!!!!
J.J me
J.J me
me
How to make Mac and cheese
Yep that's my great idea
Oof'mation 2 ....definitely didn’t graduate high school.
I used to watch this video for fun, but with how 2020 is going so far, this video seems more important
I often come back to this video.
Hey Epic How To-ers, I edited and animated this! I hope you guys like this one, it's been my favorite one to make by far. Thanks for suggesting it!
Be like Clementine.
tamam_teamtzeli or Ellie
Thats my name
Nah I'll call you Klee.
tamam_teamtzeli like Lee Everett too
That's ma boi
When you are so ready in zombie apocalypse but you are the first one who get bitten
How to actually survive a zombie apocalypse, in 5 easy steps:
1. Place treadmills around your front/back lawn.
2. Watch all 6 Home Alone Movies to help you get creative with traps.
3. Throw huge bricks made out of the sharpest Lego pieces you have at the zombies from the rooftop.
4. Get your Bloom & Doom Co. Seed Packets out, then plant them all over the front/back lawn.
5. Kick back, and relax in your living room, where zombies can’t kill you. Get some soda. Put on a movie, maybe Star Wars.
Swords don't require any training to use effectively? hah.
+Alexander Salt Don't be pretentions, swinging a sword with a pretty good acuracy is easy. There is no secret trick, it is just like swinging a stick about, but you need to be aware of which side is sharp and what not.
+locked797 stick em with the pointy end
other than edge alignment, against a mindless opponent not really. its not like fighting an intelligent being. but for the love of god do not use a katana. it will break before any western sword of the same quality
+locked797 Swinging a sword like a baseball bat is easy. Actually cutting with it requires good blade alignment, or else you're more likely to hit stuff with the flat. Swinging it quickly, repeatedly, and powerfully requires certain techniques in handling it and moving it. Etc. etc.
This is why people practice with them. It's not as simple as TV makes it look.
Yep try using a Kahana compared to an axe.
Wait so put 8 drops of water in my bleach
Best Navy SEAL k
Wait ur in a fookin apocalypse :0
Bruh its 8 drops of BLEACH in your WATER
mai doan r/wooosh
Best Navy SEAL yes sir
Zombie Apocalypse starts
Gamers: We’ve been waiting for this
Facts 😂😂
I’m gonna need this for 2020