Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide
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- Опубликовано: 7 янв 2020
- This video was for Halloween but you know the drill. Happy new years n may all your resolutions come true
Special gracias to Ray and Roberto for the A++ stellar voice acting
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“Crossbow”
Shows a regular bow.
not much of an expert fighter huh tabbes
It's a Christan bow
I'm your 1000th like
@@tenletters5889 Yes👏
Ha you said “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” ha ha ha ha ha
“if you want to die, you want to die gloriously.”
no, i just want to stop waking up.
for all of you asking, yes i’m okay. thank you for your concern but it was really just a joke☺️
edgy
me tho
Get help
Same tbh
ya'll shut up, that's seriously concerning. u doin ok?
I feel like tabbes is the only RUclipsr that can casually swear and is still monitized
omg yes
She dose not get demonitized cause she’s Tabes 🌚
Yep and the boys
Brewstew just casually in the corner
Cause everyone at RUclips knows that if they do, they'll be getting the bat.
The fact that there is now potentially a newly discovered virus / fungal infection that is similar to a zombie virus is making me watch this on repeat
There is? Hmu up on it
What? you mean the one that infects ants that we've known about for many years?
@@llamawalrushybrid This is tying in to the plot of the Last Of Us, where that fungal mutated due to global warming and infected literally most of Earth. This s*** can get real.
@@TheMFThatAsked
Hmmmmmmmmm
ooh
you mean the zombie fungus that infects ants?
Little did we know, she was just preparing us for the worse.
Ik tho
Hahah
Did you know some one actually ate some one alive ._.
xXShadow _BloodXx wow really like cannibals
wAIT!! a he's a she??
i just started watching
Instructions unclear: stuck in mattress and now I’m leading a revolution with the zombies they accepted me as their leader
You should have made the Zombies smell your Stank ass feet, They'd surely end you "perfectly"
Sometimes I think Tabbes would make an amazing podcast host. I'd listen every day(COUGH COUGH, make a podcast Tabbes, COUGH COUGH COUGH)
The fact I’ve wanted a zombie apocalypse to happen since I was little- but I know if it happens I’ll die instantly
Depends on where you are, who you’re with, what you have available, and how willing you are to fight your way out of a situation at the time of outbreak. If anything, evasion is the best defence. Especially on the run. Always run from contact when possible, fight if you cannot run. Only go out when necessary. There is also strength in numbers for humans too, it is easier to split the zombies up and take ‘em down that way
Tabbes For 2 Months:
Tabbes at 1 'o'clock in the afternoon: Guys, wanna know how to survive a zombie apocalypse?
Me:
Me:
Me: Yes.
What if someone said no
@@hafnhalf i did
XD here it is 12 am.
@@Vixen1525 1 am for me hhh
@@baldjoel5311 am for 5AM HA!
Imagine all those people running around wearing mattresses.
Imagine all the people living for today
But the mattress would be so heavy! I’m too outta shape to survive!
I'm so weak I'd fall without taking a first step
your missing the point if they get infected there just free targets at that point
Maui Randall I sang that song with my friend for a talent show
Katanas break VERY fast, since they are basically kept together by just one pin, and when that breaks, gg(and the pin breaks after 2-4 kills). Blunt weapons are a much better alternative: they last really long, and are very cheap. They also dont get stuck in zombies, unlike katanas
yeah the same amount of force of a baseball bat would be better than the same amount of force of a katana because all you need to do is destroy the brain, that all you need and a bat would be better as in easier to repair, and requires literally NO maintenance.
Katana are better once ur a few weeks into the appocolaps at least, once the zombies start decaying a bit they will cut like butter with the katana
Why not just use a machete or a axe
@@sweissfam they can get stuck in the zombies' flesh, although they would last much longer than a katana, and they are handy in the wilderness in general(clearing debris, getting wood)
They would be pretty good
@@Storm-viewooh, good catch! How would other swords fare? About the same?
I think I should get some sentient plants to defend my home.
Oh no the zombies get weed killer bottles
@@nadersaid2215 use gmo plants instead
I don’t know what that is
@@nadersaid2215 people genetically modify plants to make them immune to weed killer.
Oh no all the scientists are zombies and you don’t know anything about science stuff
My mother: "This isn't an excuse, go to school!"
Omg my mom would do the same
If that happens I will crack
7
They all like that until yo neighba wants a snack. Then you're not allowed to go to school. oh, and theres zombies
Then later them kids be eating meat
Zombie apocalypse jokes: Exist
When there’s an actual zombie apocalypse: *This isn’t how you play the game*
Yahya Touijeur lmao 😂
I played For Honor so I'm pretty chill about this.
A real one won’t even work so I would just stay home and play games
bang bang
You know the rules and so do I...!
2 years later this video's still a banger
Yeah 😂
Fr
I still watch her
Its all fun and games until the zombie ignores cancer patients and goes after you💀
Zombie: *bites person*
Person: *bites back*
Zombie: “No, this isn’t how you’re supposed to play the game”
Zombie: tries to bite me
Me: I ACTIVATE THE MRRIOR FORCE TRAP CARD DESTROYING ALL MONSTERS IN ATTACK POSITION!!!
Zombies everywhere: FUUU
Zombie used bite.
Human used reflect.
zombie gets infected with the human virus symptoms: human craving loss,
mild healing,emotions,
actuallyspeakingenglishitis
*YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT*
Zombie:*bites a person*
Person: *bites back on the neck*
Zombie: oh no a hickey
Zombie apocalypse: *exists*
Everyone: *looks at tabbes*
Tabbes: what are you looking at
Im replying to let you know you got some likes.
Tabbes and i are gonna be freinds
WHO TF LIKED PAST 420?
@@leathergazelle2491 well we're friends now
@@laurinneff4304 lmao
If you play sports like hockey or any thing with protection using those is a no-brainer (pun not intended)
It's actually a bad idea to use a bat because
B L O O D M I S T
Use a saw or knife-pole (knife attached to pole)
A zombie apocalypse would be horrible, but simultaneously hilarious due to the Wallace and Grommet shenanigans people would most likely pull to survive.
When I was in middle school someone hacked the emergency broadcast system in my hometown and released a statement along the lines of "civil authorities in the area have reported the dead attacking the living blah blah blah" people really believed and kept kids home from school, called out of work, and barricaded themselves in their houses. My step dad gave me a pocket knife and said good luck kiddo and sent me to the bus stop for school.
Damn--
Damn my dad would say hears a gun and a knife ur gonna live now go to McDonald's and get me a cheeseburger
DAMN,WHAT A BIG TROLL
@@Jonas-nq4fv I mean you guys can look it up, it happened in great falls
Dam XD
When he said
*”this is my dominant arm, i cant draw with it”*
I felt that
Yes too the artists out there
Jayshade X p much
I felt that too :'(
4:53 To all those saying "well what about suppressants?" that will help with the noise, but you'll still have a limited amount of ammo, and this isn't like in games, zombies don't drop loot for you
hijack ammunition factory, get yourself a few hundred people and a milice, privatise coal mine, metallurgy facilities, build heavely defended armorded train and repair vehicule linked to all part of your empire
My tips:
1: stay alone, traveling in groups makes you a bigger target, and getting attached to someone just make its harder when you inevitably have to put them down, and you need more supplies.
2: stay hidden, staying hidden, whether its while looked for supplies or its setting up camp, you want to leave as little light, blood, sent, tdail, and noise behind, just about any disturbance can have hoards traveling aimlessly for miles on end.
3:stay in shape, in order to carry a substantial amount of supplies, you need to stay in shape, although you can out walk most shamblers. (This is going by PZ rules, if you know, you know what tips do you have?)
I got some
If you live in any major city or packed place, get the fuck out immediately. The less populated the area, the better your survival. If you cannot, stay inside and dont go out unless absolute necessary. Board up your home and make sure no one can raid your home
Focus on getting any long term supplies like canned foods and medical supplies like medicine, isopropyl alcohol, hydrogen peroxide and also antibiotics if possible. Learn how to do basic first aid on yourself
Get something to entertain yourself, during the apocalypse the internet will eventually shutdown including electricity so get some form of entertainment to keep yourself going from the deep end if you go solo.
First one is terrible advice humans are social creatures and if you have at least one other person with you can rationalize the station better causing you to not panic in high stake situations
Tabbes: don’t rely on firearms
Me with my nerf zombie strike gun: say sike right now
There will be an exception
nerf or nothing
Its nerf or nothing
Shoulda bought the nerf zombie strike guns -_-
I’m packing HEAT if a zombie apocalypse no lies I’m picking up a grenade or some axes
I was waiting for the cheerleader say:
*" We should go to a strip club and take all the liquor. Just sayin'. "*
What strip club has liquor? The laws around where I live prohibit sale of alcohol anywhere there's live nudity.
Kris Woods In what state?
@@MamaWheelz Conclusion: You live in a sucky ass place.
@@MamaWheelz Usually they aren't fully nude.
@@fancymudkipz9613 Tennessee
this woman never fails to make me laugh
The fact i am running back to this video as soon as the zombie dear news hit after 4 years this video becomes truly useful
"who knows if zombies can live underwater"
*me immediately thinks of drowned zombies in minecraft*
aUdRiNa bOjOrQuEz I drowned them all.
I mean...
Diamond spider i dont think you wont to come near me :)
I think it's best not to tempt Fate.
O shi
”Why don’t we go to Ikea... and get some hotdogs!”
**Angry Swedish noices**
angry costco noises
angry meatball sounds.
MEATBALLS!!!!!!
’ ’ M E A T B A L L ’ ’
Är jag typ den ända svensken som fullständigt skiter i köttbullar?! (Asså dom e ju goda men ändå)
4:02 I would definitely be the cheerleader during the zombie apocalypse
Tabbes has been watching Zom-100 lately....wait, this came out three years ago? Fuuuuuuck I late.
Person: Becomes vegan
*5 minutes later*
Person:*gets bitten and turns into a zombie* Meats back on the menu boys
The random Stranger hell yeah
*yes*
"No one normal has a hazmat suit or armor in their closet"
Theatre kids: *sweating intensely*
Wait that’s not normal?
...
No one normal has a suit of armour in their closet? Well, Mycroft has on in his gym)
I mean I could fit one in there
If it’s the size of a human...
How do I know that?
*i hide a LOT*
I know someone who owns full chainmail... and a crusader helmet/gloves...
Gotta love propshops
Veterinarians are actually better to have than a normal doctor because they're used to patients attempting to bit them.
As a survivor in a zombie apocalypse, I 110% approve this guide lol
"Dont use guns they're too loud"
*LAUGHS IN AMERICAN*
*giggles in Jamaican*
In such a scenario swords and axes won't really be a wise option since you have to gat in real close, but with guns you could just use a suppresor
*snickers in american while pulling out a faqing rocket launcher*
*takes out silenced pistol* ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT!
Frederick_ FazbearYT I was thinking the same thing.
"of course i had to be born in the generation the world decides to end"
2020: *smiles*
@Kyle Murphy there's something worse
The hantavirus
Chloe _
This needs why more likes
Chloe _ my name is Chloe
@@pandapayz9302 :0
Chloe _ it happens more often than you think I know 5 chloes
"Hold still! Can't you see I'm trying to cut your arm off???"
😂😂😂
Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide is the most complete and comprehensive guides available for Zombie apocalypse
Tabbes predicting Gen Z’s attitude towards the virus: “haha. No more school, no more work, oh it’s gonna get lit now”
Reagan Weldon I read this comment as she said it lol
Emerald Papke bope, i love school too, promise ya.. i miss it
Reagan Weldon I’m 12 I didn’t think that it’s a pandemic and I still have school I just do it at home now
Ummm... Unfortunately, that is not the case schools are using zoom to do school :(
Reagan Weldon well that was my reaction but ok-
😭
“Who knows if zombies can live underwater?”
**vietnam flashbacks to drowned attacks**
everybody gangsta till they see "Zombie Converted To Drowned" in the subtitles.
@@aditor_ Narrator Off
* Sad Minecraft Drowned noise *
PardyPaws UwU 😂
@@aditor_ I though I was the only one using Subtitles
first video i watched from you, great content. thank you
4:50 but there are silencers for pistols, hunting rifles, assault rifles even for shotguns and as grenades you could use Molotov cocktails they are easy to make
pros of a zombie apocalypse: no school, free for all
cons of a zombie apocalypse: ...may or may not die
Gen Z: i see this as a win-win situation
Maddie_ Flowers only works for those who don’t like school.
In reality they may have a high chance of zombies with no mouth muscles so when they bite it would be like licking someone or be that guy and get a blow job from one
Coraldiamond 192 nobody likes school
@@carloburton6626 some people do like school, because sometimes there school environment is better then there home environment
@@yhhuuddjjd5958 in a zombie apocalypse you ain't gonna have a home pretty fast
“if you want to die, you want to die gloriously.”
no, you just turn the inside pain into outside pain like me :)
AxenMeister XD Bruh
*K*
Babiker Farah Omg just don’t talk about that.
Stariiz fuck off
We don’t think your cool because you’re edgy
Thank you tabbies for your humor and advice
*zombie apocalypse starts*
Everybody else: AHHHHH ZOMBIES RUN!!!
Me: bites a zombie and it becomes into a human
_A man who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts_
“Get a guy to do karate.”
Me: *looks in the corner of my room and sees my sparring equipment, black belt certificate, and bow staff*
Me: I’m too lazy
Yeah lol im brown belt and im low key *fat*
i love your pfp
k
Ryzze same but I'm not fat I'm lazy
Yea, I'm going for my black belt in September, and I am also like away too lazy
Shock Twist: Biting Zombies turns them back to human.
uno reverse card
wait thats illegal
@@nehy19 is it tho?
zombies: you weren't supposed to do that
Jason Nolte its a meme 😂
Like store
5. a wooden plank
10. A bat
15. Cricket bat
20. Pistol
25. Upgraded pistol
30. Carbine rifle
35. Sniper
40. Crossbow
45. Crossbow/scope
50. Double barrel
55. Shotgun
60. Tactical shotgun
65. Dessert eagle
Extras
Molotov. 3
Grenade. 6
Flare stash. 20
Mini map/radar/scanner. 70
Survival kit. 50
you can make armor out of basically any rigid material like Wood, metal, plastic, or bones and you're set to fight. Build yourself an armor set out of some junk you found on the side of the road you will be repaid by being the camera man in a liveleak video completely unharmed.
She’s going to be the only one surviving. Her and Danny Devito
What about Jonn Wick?
And Chuck Norris
*sO aNyWaYs I sTaRtEd BlAsTiNg*
Repopulation
And Elon
Here watching this in case Coronavirus evolves into a zombie virus.
Lol ikr
Oh dear God... Finally!!!
SSSAAAAMMMEEE
same
That’s smart
Imagine In a actual zombie apocalypse a youtuber just runs around in a medieval Armour and shield wielding thy big sword and bow and arrow.
I live in Michigan, and since it is surrounded by the Great Lakes, you could just put a giant wall on the part that connects to the rest of America and the Macinac bridge so no zombies from the rest of America and the upper peninsula will reach the lower peninsula, and vice versa. But im not sure if zombies can travel across lakes though...
*"Can we get an F for Pedro or a moment of silence for him."*
Thank you.
F
f
F
F
F
"Winner gets the last twinkie"
**Tallahassee joins the chat**
Yep....
Thats a good comment
*Joey Chesnut joined the chat*
y e s
*i see you're a man of culture aswell*
Sitting here in 2023 cleaning my rifle and laughing at how close this is to real. Also, highly recommend Mira Safety, get yourself a good and cheap gas mask and they also sell bio suits.
Imagine someone in the future and is in a zombie apocalypse and is looking for a guide to get trough it and find this
Tabbes: *posts this*
1 week later: *new virus outbreak*
Diamond Sheep Z yes
Loll
Lol
Wolfy Reacts, Gaming, Animation And More! And there’s ANOTHER outbreak
/:
Tabbes: Nobody will have a hazmat suit siting around in their room
Me: *Sweats nervously*
Why do you have a hazmat suit?
listen @the coolman idc y u got a hazmat suit u still GOTTA GET IT
Look if you have your gonna make it trust me
@@White_Recluse wh-what.. i dont have one. I-its not like i need them for human experiments in my secret lab-
@@everyone343 cursed comment
Another tip: Take out the wooden boards on your bed frame and break the in half. DIY weapons.
OMG YOU ARE MY CHILDHOOD IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YOU.i literally searched "what would yo do in a zombie apocalypse animation" you were the frist vid
What We Wanted: A Zombie Apocalypse
What We Get: Toilet Paper Rampage
tru tru
what i wanted: zombie toilet paper rampage in Iran while US air force carpet bombs the area with napalm
My fault dacian is talk about zombie apocalypse last night but it's not going to happen
"What would you do in a zombies apocalypse?"
Sounds to much like something danplan would do
and we know what happened there...
Mcduck dude STEPHEN I MISS YOUUUU
The only place where Steven is normal.
Too soon man
Ah a man of culture i see
Nate Harris not normal, it’s just another one of his dharacters
9:05 -if you bite the zombies back can they turn back to human😅😂
cheat code - bite yourself to become a zombie human hybrid
I've already thought of this and no joke made a statement to my mother. "going to ace the place with the helpful hardware and more"
"Of course i had to be born in the generation that decides to end"
This is the most accurate thing ive heard in my entire life
💀
HahhaahhaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Sameeeeeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol 😂
Read this as soon as she said this
*What if the Cheerleader dies?*
We’re all friked now.
EMOPOCOLYPSE
YES
No she would be to sociopathic to turn
Who knows??
I loved that pause on sakura lol
with a husband and friends who are ex-military and veterans i feel very safe. I’m a pediatrician and my husband taught me to shoot and we have a plan with our families and friends to collect and form a large scale group to fight both the undead and murderous thieves. it’s also excellent to live on large scale acres of land in New Mexico!
location is a priority when the it all hits the fan!
honestly, still my fav youtuber
We all know why she's back
Rent is due.
I dont think anyone's complaining
"Guns are gonna alert zombies"
Solution: guns with silencers or...
MORE. GUNS.
Silecersare pretty dangerous.
@@mishilliboom get outta here silencers are cool because they dont make my ears hurt
What about grenades
What about miniguns
there actually called suppresser's and they still make a lot of noise its not like the movies
heres the actual way on how to survive a zombie acopalypse
1. Plant
2. Plant some more
3. Wait
4. ITS TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE BATTLE
Watch out for a giant robot on your roof
Simps-why do you have all that junk
Tab-because it’s cool
Me-yes yes it is
Tabbes, my dude, you are NOT Leafy. Do not go missing for 2 years.
EvokeLF lol
Did you just say dude is that a dude?
BFDI reference
EvokeLF your wish has been granted
DUDE? GET OUT OF HERE! SHE'S CLEARLY A GIRL!
Tabbes: “Don’t bring guns. They’re too loud.”
Me: “I’m a Mandalorian. Weapons are a part of my religion.”
TOO LOUD
I am an american, i dont care
Ok too tired to argue
And I see you are a star wars lover like me
Yes
If you’re going to die make sure you go out in 1 or 2 ways:
-Sparta Warrior style
-Bat Sh*t crazy method that somehow actually works
Realized that in the scenario someone gets bit, first, don't at them with an Axe like Tabbes lmao, you wanna calmly explain as you take them back to camp, now, you'll need a medbay, aka, the tent where sick and hurt people go, grab medical supplies, grab a wood block, then use the axe, all hoping that you're not too far away and not too late, in the situation your far away, hope to God there's something for them to bite on, doesn't have to be a wood block, but you want the shit muffled so you ain't attracting more Zombies, hopefully you brought a medkit in your backpack, but if you didn't, you use whatever you can, use your shirt all I care, because the point is keeping them alive and uninfected, no dead from blood loss, thank you for coming to my TED talk
Tabbes: No one normal has a hazmat suit or armor in their closet"
Me, a coronavirus survivor: Hold my corona beer
You again?? Holy sh** your everywhere!
I haven't seen you in about 2 weeks...
I just found you on another tabbes vid,dude your famous at this point
This guy comments in anywhere.
Man, it’s like Where is Waldo irl
Pedro: **dead asf**
Cheerleader: *Lets get some ikea hotdogs*
Scp 3008-2
GODDAM PEDRO
@@ralseidemurrer Wait u watch scps?
You just rewrote the joke.
@@iambread7048 Yea boi
3 years and it this useful today and new episode
I will use these tips in my next Project Zomboid run thank you Tabbes
“No one has armor in their closet”
America: hold my beer
*pumped up kicks plays*
Wait... thats illegal
HOL THE FUCKING FUCK UP A FUCKING MINUTE
Hold up...
ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, OUTRUN MY GUN
“Hold my Coca Cola”
Zombie apocalypse: *Starts*
The quiet kid, Florida man and Left 4 Dead players: Its showtime.
And the fat kid becomes bait
If there’s one person I want on my team it’s coach cuz he is a zombie expert
Don’t forget you PE teachers’ grandma
Dying light**
@@ScoutTheSpartan bill u mean he's a veteran so he experienced in gun
Okay I will take these advices to my heart when there will be the zombie apocalypse
Atleast tabbes was smart to also swing IN THE MIDDLE INSTEAD OF JUST SIDES
6 months in the future and this actually is useful
Hmmm i mean corona apparently messes with your cerebrospinal fluid so idk maaaaan and china seems to be shitting out diseases like every month or thats what the news websites have been saying
👀
I was low-key thinking of using a matress
Thats *LEGIT*
Corona infected/zombies
Zombie apocalypse : *I AM HERE*
Corona: *G E T O U T O F H E R E*
Hey fellow hxh fan. I see you watch tabbes too
@@weebkilluastan9768 shes my spirit animal
I think she inspired Zom 100.
And you can't change my mind.
This is the funniest Tabbes video I’ve ever watched! (I still fear her.)
Tabbes: I don’t think zombies can swim
Zombies with floaties: you underestimate my power
Umm Rawr? Just get some pea pods and lily pads
drowned : am I a joke to you?
Lol use pea shooters,somecelp,and Lily pads,and memes
"of course i had to be born in the generation the world decides to end"
Coronavirus: *It's free real estate*
what would be rather born without the internet now that is waaaaaaay worse than the world ending
@@fireraptorz1338 i cant tell if your trolling or not
Maft2x me neither
For the pharmaceutical companies.
Maft2x
It’s like what boomers think teens act like, and white mums.
IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE!
... They're right, I even picked how I'd go out!
“ if you wanna die you wann die GLORIOUS like a spartan”
-tabbes-
Dont worry guys, Tabbes just went to get the milk... She’ll come back
She did
But when my dad went to get milk he never came back
thats how my parents wanna pass away take a long walk to get milk...............
theguywithnoname6 What My Mom Or Dad Went For Milk And He Came Back
That’s what they said about gradeaundera
Top ten cursed images: an almost animated intro
Naw it’s blursed
It’s both :)
*If the zombie apocalypse happens I’ll never have to pay taxes again!*
Buff Guy:We just lost pidro GOSH DARN PIDRO
Tabbes:Oh my god if he wasn't dead before you killed his this time