TF2: All I Want For Smissmas
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Wartime Leftovers: steamcommunity...
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Merry Mole: steamcommunity...
Christmas Turbine: steamcommunity...
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Pamp's Skin Collection: steamcommunity...
Gottem
lol
also wait what the shit do you work for valve now?
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
Added 17 new unusual effects
all three that you wanted, who did you bribe at valve?
The reskinned turbine reminds me a lot of old Aperture Science. I love that.
The thing is, the only good turbine is a nonexistent turbine
It reminds me More a Stanley Parable style and office map desing from CSGO
"Cave Johnson here. Our Human Resources team told us that putting a man-eating possessed train in the main lobby was a bad idea for publicity and employee morale. AND WE DID IT ANYWAY! SCREW H.R.! I'M CAVE-GOD DAMN-JOHNSON! I MADE THIS COMPANY! Anyways, merry Christmas."
Saaaame, I couldn't put my finger on it until you said it but you're so right. I reeeeally wanna see that in game to be honest
The real Smissmas was the gazillion elf and gnome hats we got along the way
That warpaints Artist literally did valves job for them. He made collections for them that keep the style of the game intact.
he did the csgo map collection strat
a big issue i have with something that a lot of people dont really talk about is new taunts. they arent really "taunts" anymore, theyre "emotes". Soldier putting an L on his forehead, demo shaking his butt at you, sniper crossing your name off a list, spy throwing pity money at you are supposed to make you get mad at the guy for killing you because they "taunt" you. when i die and see a bumper car with some hell portal underneath it driving away from me its just dumb because FUNNY VIDEO GAME CHARACTER DOES FUNNY ACTION
To be fair, taunts were emotes when they added partnertaunts like the highfive and those are in my opinion essensial to TF2s identity.
As much as I don't want to get sucked in to the argument, I don't think you can directly compare partner taunts and regular taunts, partner taunts can be emotes, but the same should not go for regular taunts (at least in my opinion)
agree 100%
I'm all over your keep it 70s, keep it merc, approach to aesthetic. I love this Dr. Evil 007 thing valve had going on. The characters themselves do so much to make this game timeless, despite it being set in a specific time period.
The silly stuff is only funny the first few times you see it, but the classic stuff looks good all the time.
All I want for Smissmas is a selection of good cosmetics, a good selection of war paints, some good maps with at least 1 map that's year round material, good unusual, and some good taunts
Yeah that's a lot to ask Valve for but still one can dream
for me they need to make good unusual effects because the ones we been getting are pretty stale ngl
I agree zesty that we have too many unusual effects and taunts.
I just want the stream sniper taunt.
all i want is for them to fix the bots, again
I just want More normal maps than anything....
Sometimes I forget you're Texan but then sometimes you relax and we get 4:48 where you sound like Hank Hill when he's upset about what he is passionate about
good job zesty you made all the good looking cosmetics get down voted because they broke the art style and now we have a bunch of unoriginal meme cosmetics AGAIN
Epic sarcasm
I don’t want a lot for smissmas
There is just one thing I need
(and I)
@@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257 Don't care about the weapons
Underneath the smissmas tree
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 I just want the intel for my own
More than you could ever know
@@calibaniteknight9020 Make my wish come truuuueee,
all I want for Smissmas is youuuuuuu!
@@TacosCanned (insert the small interlude)
Idk if you’ll read this Zesty, but I truly appreciate your content. It’s great seeing someone who cares enough to speak their mind. I admire you
Thanks for the stream plug wuaheheho play custom maps with us please my wife is in labor
The kid better not be cristmis themed so help me god
you are a diaperfur id rather not
[insert pun about your wife being well worn]
Why did you have the time to write a comment when your wife is in labor XD
@@nigerianstatue3411 wait fr? 💀💀💀
Positive Zesty is the best Zesty
Did you even watch the video?
truly an achievement for a manchild like zesty if this is him at his most positive.
Hearing him rant about trash cosmetics is funny, but it's a nice change of pace when he is positive.
@@niall14 Pointing out flaws and making fun of people like you who take in lazily made slop with pleasure isn't being a manchild, in my eyes.
@@ARG0T i don’t think the recent Smissmas or Halloween cases have been that great either tbh, but the way Zesty complains about it like a whiny child is pathetic and just cringe to listen to. Not even mentioning the dozens of other shit he’s done over the years to warrant his place as a shithead in the TF2 community.
As a member of the TF2 mapping community, let me tell you that a lot of mappers almost gatekeep the workshop. I keep seeing them bash you any chance they get because the same members who make maps are either the one who make cosmetics or are close friends with workshop creators. At this point we should start to wonder if we should be pointing at specific members or at the fact that everyone has become creatively bankrupt.
While I always argue that gatekeeping is a virtue, a hugbox like this forms when you don't gatekeep THEM out from forming one.
It's all those "TF2 Emporium" freaks. They're all one big circlejerk that pump out bog standard crap and have a laugh about it when they get added because for some reason Valve always keeps picking their shit to be put in the game.
All I want for Christmas is a holiday restriction on Smissmas cosmetics and warpaints. It kills me that there are tons of great looking, holiday-neutral cosmetics locked behind the Halloween restriction but all of the explicitly Christmas-themed items can be worn year-round.
They why not want the halloween items to be unrestricted instead of the restricting the amiss mass?
@@joejardine4489 i know this is 5 months old, but I just have to applaud you on how poorly you just wrote that "sentence"
@@mayoplayingwumbologistmd4389 I’m aware
I hope the people who made those amazing maps land some good high position jobs. That passion and vision would be amazing to see as in a full game.
8:06
That's me stuck on the bridge there LOL. I still have my POV recording in a DM somewhere, gonna have to dig that up again later today, it was a really funny moment
imp
You can tell he's mad/passionate when you hear the Texas cry out from his voice.
tried out a map called ctf_chimney on the TF2Maps testing server that had you escort presents from the center to the other team's chimney and it was a TON of fun. It was one of those tryhardy maps with like a dozen mapmakers and custom models/textures/sounds so there's a high chance that it'll get added, but I think they should give more solo devs a chance.
The current state of maps that get added are starting to remind me of what happened with the last few Saxxys. A ton of people pile on to one mega-project, and then it's basically guaranteed that Valve will give the thumbs up to the most above and beyond stuff (see: Cursed Cove, Monster Bash, Sinthetic, Farmageddon). That turbine map gives me hope though, one guy can make something awesome without having to be part of the mapping clique
I enjoyed Halloween Upward, but I’m not shy to admit that it’s partly because I think Upward is just the best TF2 map
thats the only reason its in the game
as a halloween map its garbage and near unplayable with how many one shot spells there are
Snowy Dustbowl will be called Slushbowl calling it.
What's that you want a new "Crone Dome" halloween copy pasta hat? Or perhaps a new a christmas tree hat? That surely hasn't been done before. What about uhh... a literal baseball hat? No?
Then maybe...
FUNNY SPROINGY BOINGY hat?!
The saddest thing for me is knowing how big tf2 COULD be with even a small amount of support. And the community is so passionate about it while valve doesn't give a shit about the game. A real crying shame.
That Northern Express Rocket Launcher is amazing I NEED that skin!
All the skins from pamp look amazing but the Badlands case specifically is something that needs to get in the game.
Okay so I blanked an Altitude and Cascade, nothing of value was lost because-
1) Cascade is a mediocre competitive map RESKIN plagued by typical koth design issues
2) Altitude is an uphill battle for blu right outside of spawn, met with a first point that is defensible by a single engineer, and the map is terrible in general
Added to the vanilla rotation? Yes. Garbage? Yes. That's just me.
Fair enough, I do feel like Cascade is pretty mediocre, the raised platforms near the point aren't unique enough to distinguish it too much from other KOTH maps (I even had to search it up to remember which map it was). As for Altitude, I think it is pretty unbalanced but I don't really play on it much since I just don't queue for it most of the time.
Zesty, you keep TF2 on some real shit. Keep it up king
Eh, Altitude first point is definitely garbage, last 2 points are fine though imo. I do agree that Cascade is just your typical comp koth map with awful sightlines
Elon Musk should buy valve and save the game
@@deirasjankauskas3381Just like he did with Twitter, right? 💀💀💀
I've never looked into workshop maps, but damn that smissmas themed turbine looks phenomenal. My only complaint would be that it'd make playing on normal turbine make me wish I were playing on the smissmas one.
I absolutely despise Scream Fortress solely for the modern payload maps.
As an engineer, I shouldn't have to worry about getting shit on by a magic rocket firing possessed eyeball as I fall back from a cart cap point and start prepping my stuff at the next defensible location.
I shouldn't have to worry about my buildings being destroyed by something other than the enemy team when they're in the middle of a desperate last second pub push as the timer is about to expire.
But LO AND FUCKING BEHOLD THERE'S A MAGIC EYEBALL SHOOTING ROCKETS AT MY SENTRY THATS ALREADY UNDER FIRE FROM A SOLDIER!!
Please for the love of God and all thats holy, please remove bosses from payload maps
Valve from 2010-2013: We have carefully designed a single gimmick map where players can fight a boss in TF2!
Community: 4 bosses per map plus spells, crumpkins, and pumpkin bombs. Take it or leave it.
YOU WILL ENJOY THE RANDOM CRITS
YOU WILL KILL THE FUNNY SKELETON FOR THE 60TH TIME IN ONE MONTH
Christmas Turbine Bros...,we lost...
It's over......... *Chudjak looks down*
@@Iciclefairy coal
@@Iciclefairy TF2 has fallen...
@@25kamul*Chudjak says as a tear rolls down his face as it touches his non existent jawline*
@@Iciclefairy uh ok
I miss when you only had to worry about the ware of the warpaint. BUT EVEN THEN THE WARPAINTS LOOKED AMAZING!
They still exist, Valve is just allergic to effort, and doesn't put them in the game.
That Christmas Turbine map looks incredible. I wanna play on it year round.
That turbine map actually got me hype
I’d be gay for Pamp
You and me baby we ain’t nothing but manmels so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
12:31 My guess is that the one janitor that works on the game has little to no prior experience of what Smissmass was and just thought it was supposed to be a Chrismas only update (that could also explain the crate from yesteryear)
all i want for christmass is to be able to open my inventory
7:52 big smoke, is that you?
8:39 a glimpse of god
Dude that massed flies made my stomach hurt.
Another good upload from the man himself
agreed
There is a cosmetic for sniper related to Peaky blinders and it's really cool
its nice hearing you get passionate about the things you enjoy, especially when that midwest in you slips out. I go through the same thing every time i get heated about stuff
Despite getting "canceled" in tweeter your comment section is pretty clean lol atleast you know your fanbase aren't basement dwellers
that turbine map is so good valve please
I won't hold my breath for it, but I have hope that Smissmas this year won't be worse than 2021, maybe even 2020. This year's Scream Fortress, although still suffering from some modern TF2 event issues, had a much better hat lineup, and although still not great; war paint lineup. It might be a sign that although still far from grace that it once was, the selection of new content for TF2 perhaps is gradually improving once more.
Really do hope for a good Smissmas in the end though, I agree with all the points in this video. Thanks for showing off some awesome, underrated creators!
Looking back at the 2021 case, there IS a single item in there that would've been fine if it was the ONLY holiday-themed addition:
Shoestring Santa. Damn it for being all-class (and for looking hideous on like half of those classes), but it's a fun rendition of Soldier's "Mall Santa" outfit from the comics.
As for the Particulate Protector, I would have honestly been fine with that if they'd released it as a free item for everyone who logged in that month. A fun little PSA for the pandemic, plus it would've been entertaining to see all the mercs fighting with them on over the next few months, like even these murdering lunatics are making sure to abide by health and safety guidelines.
The fact that people call him transphobe for stating something that is totally reasonable is honestly just making me want to support him more. I mean he even said that he doesn't mind trans people themselves, it's the whole sports thing in which he's right.
Instead of attempting to justify transphobia if you researched you'd know that being Trans in sports is a significant disadvantages that these athletes overcome to succeed. Either educate yourself or admit to being an asshole, don't just pretend it's reasonable on a topic you clearly have zero idea in.
@@ryanfleshbourne3547 "On such a multifaceted and hotly debated topic, if you disagree with my opinion, you are now a bigot! Sorry, just educate yourself on why you are wrong and why I am right!"
Grow up.
@@ryanfleshbourne3547 why don't you actually refute anything said in the video
It’s like you have a Southerner Meter that you need to charge up before you’re able to activate your accent for a couple sentences
At 2:40 You can see Zesty gathering footage for his shortstop review.
They listened and gave you 3 cosmetic sets you wanted and everything else meant nothing to them
the most infuriating thing about stuff like this is how easily Valve could improve upon it, but they just put in bare minimum effort
quite funny that valve actually added the cosmetic sets you wished for xD
10:34 im pretty sure sniper would actually wear this on christmass because he was getting cold so he just fucking hunt one of santa deers and took his skin
Love your content, thank you for your effort
This is entirely unrelated, but I really like the skins in Deep Rock Galactic, they fit really well with the game's art style and most fit well with the variety of weapon reskins the game has to offer. In case you're wondering (you probably aren't), my favourite skin is Slate as it heavily reminds me of the Civic Duty Mk.II and it's simple but decent design.
they hated him because he spoke the truth
also turbine that doesnt suck? YES!?
"Well its cold outside"
I am literally burning right now the second i leave my house
8:37 lol
Zesty screenshots the custom sign. Hmmm🤔
I just want the return of the Wutville Demolemen!
literally foamed at the mouth seeing the train robber scattergun. never wanted a skin in so badly bruh
Merry smissmas zesty, new case looks great, with most of the items you recommended! Thank you so much for levereging your power to make this smissmas (case at least) way better!
Loving that pfp so much lmao
But.. all i want for Smissmas is
*You* Zesty..
😳
We should demand a zesty body pillow for this smissmas! And I aint talking his oc, im talking a picture of zesty himself!
@@brutalbob842 the handsome mercenary themself indeed!
bit fruity
@@ZestyJesus no, *U*
@@ZestyJesus We know you like it fruity ;)
Excited to see what they bring into the game, just based off of the previous cases I’m pretty sure we’ll get some of these amazing cosmetics
Man that Xmas Turbine looks so goddamm good, I'd legit play it on a 24/7 server.
I don't mind the wacky hats we get but wtf why hasn't valve added pamp's work yet, those skins are utterly beautiful
It's beginning to look a lot like dustbowl
Seeing Wutville triggered some severe PTSD
Poor Lindon he is still stuck in that floor. 8:07
Hey Zesty, for the longest time I've thought someone in the community should spearhead some sort of quality-listing of community maps based off actual playtesting.
Since it's painfully obvious Valve can't gather the manpower to playtest the maps they add, it could offer them some much-needed guidance. If it was a big enough endeavour (with the right connections supporting it), I'm pretty sure it'd get Valve's attention.
I like the snow on maps, makes me feel like christmas
thanks for telling us about those creators! i'm a new fan of them
Man, I miss blue moon update
Heh, swissmas update? I call it free money packs
Edit: im still holding up my petition next year of my ww1 Christmas truce tf2 map i thought of for someone else to do it
Yeah, the christmas turbine one didn't age that well
The sudden shift the Christmas-themed crap back in 2019 is PROBABLY for the same reason we've seen maps like Wutville get added: the game clearly got handed off to some low-level intern with no understanding (or care) for TF2 whatsoever.
Luckily this year's recent shift away from this crap makes be hopeful that someone competent at Valve noticed what was happening and intervened.
The toads go to toad prison for their toad crimes except on Tuesdays and Wednesdays
Holy shit we only got two silly objects on merc heads this time.
This might be the first time I have seen Zesty actually say something nice about cosmetics. I'm so used to him trashing on war paints that him actually being nice is surprising
Watch his workshop review streams on his second channel, he talks positively about cosmetics a lot more than you'd think, and he gives actual criticism to the cosmetics that aren't obviously bait or made with zero artistic intent
Serious comment: i fully agree with you about reskin maps. But i will say some of them take the theme and absolutely run with it and somehow dont mess up the map in the process.
I wouldnt say its a lot of them.
But a few of the reskins i really dont mind.
That might just be bias as i like the regular version of the map and perhaps its just that but WITH spells thats winning me over.
But i definantly like the idea of it being a way to "fix" or otherwise improve outdated maps while having a seasonal theme.
I was thinking “damn, it’s time for some mid” and here we have another Smissmas to fulfill my need for mid
We can't hope for *too* much but Christmas miracles can happen!
oh man i remember talking to a friend years ago about a Turbine reskin based off the Teufort Mall from the comics. however, I'm not masochistic enough to learn how to use the Hammer editor, so i never really went anywhere with it. thank god someone way more talented than me got the same idea!
All I want for smissmiss is an extra backpack slot
you say it's cold relatively, but up here in Colorado we already freezing our ball hairs off :skull:
I sure do hope the items gonna be funny and unique instead of christmas trees
If you find yourself struggling with eating something spicy, try drinking limeade. It works for me every time.
The thing that annoys me about Christmas themed cosmetics taking over, is that they still call it the winter case. Why can't they just pick mainly winter/cold weather cosmetics anymore? 2021's festive case is the worst cosmetic case. The seasonal spring isn't even textured.
Wutville is also the worst map in the game. Managed to get to the second to last point, before a 3 stack of snipers made it impossible to even get close to the objective.
3:03 Don't forget Altitude and Cascade.
If only valve (and the workshop) listened or even payed any attention to what you say sometimes. The game would be in a much better place. Also rip on that toy soldier at the end.
Wow if this is your work done for 2 days,this shit slaps
Also,Where's the discord invitation yo
He might stop doing them cuz of how big the discord is getting. Don't quote me tho
@@MaxxYurri "He might stop doing them cuz of how big the discord is getting"
-Yuri The monkey
@@leonardo9259 thanks for the quote 💀💀💀
All I want for smissmas is to stop getting Halloween items
Smissmiss is coming
14:45 we also got altitude, and that's a good map!
I hate how smug these guys thought they were 16:44
man I hate twitter
Christmas turnbine for president 2024
At first your rants went from refreshing because no one talked about how shit TF2 items are now, to tiresome because we all accept the shit quality as life now, to now funny because they're so damn accurate. Worst part tbh is that most TF2 players haven't been playing for very long so they don't remember pre-2016 TF2 when Valve slightly tried (or pre-2014 TF2 when Valve went all out).
Seriously, tho, those maps and skins are absolute fire. The skins honestly make me sad because I reminded me how cool cosmetics could have been if Valve cared for all those years post-Gun Mettle.
Oh, and the people complaining on Twitter? Most of the guys who show up to criticize random people's opinion memes like that instead of scrolling past like a normal person are weebs, furries, and other assorted degen headcases trying to gaslight you into thinking that your mild discomfort with PRODUCT is insanity. Best you can expect is a low res meme and smug 30 character Reddit comment tier response.
0:32 Look ma im in a zesty jesus video! (The demo holding the sign of Pekora)
I will defend 1 xmas map. pd_sawmill. xmas sawmill being a player destruction, improving the map a little and the deposit points changing from 3 places.
it had now fade to obscurity...
Those warpaints are so good 😩
I've looked through pamp's workshop collection, can we just get an update of this guys stuff? Like, please?
i was only part of the tough break update for a small time but even so i do miss the whole Skin system weapons had back then, 2017 winter case is the only other case in recent time i like and these last what 3-5 years of updates have been too much for me as well i too miss how tf2's smissmas was and i miss the quality control.
your wishlist was really good as well ima make sure to give my vote to those creators cause those items looks promising
Shore light really gets the beach town look right and looks like it is well designed.