The Rarest Item in TF2

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @ZestyJesus
    @ZestyJesus  10 месяцев назад +234

    Hi ohne fans

    • @randomportugueseguy2968
      @randomportugueseguy2968 10 месяцев назад +5

      Ok, i have to give it you, i feel personally attacked

    • @nubsyyy
      @nubsyyy 10 месяцев назад +1

      Hello

    • @PainTensei551
      @PainTensei551 10 месяцев назад +1

      Hi 👋

    • @Herokiller666
      @Herokiller666 10 месяцев назад +3

      I saw his vid and went to go watch the full vid

    • @alyti
      @alyti 10 месяцев назад

      I'm not even a fan it just showed up in my feed and I was more interested in the actual video, not a stupid short of it, hate when people do that low effort slop farming

  • @MegaJani
    @MegaJani 2 года назад +1980

    Oh boy, I can't wait to experience the inevitable heat death of the universe while tirelessly unboxing crates

    • @karunyagopan
      @karunyagopan 2 года назад +61

      90% of gamblers quit before they hit it big

    • @GrandSnow469
      @GrandSnow469 2 года назад +5

      The question is how much money we would need for that. Is the world annual bugget be enough?

    • @russainhockeypuckman7376
      @russainhockeypuckman7376 2 года назад +1

      not the universe, just the sun. get your facts right

    • @ludwigiapilosa508
      @ludwigiapilosa508 2 года назад +1

      That phrase.... Heat death of the universe. What's that about other than the awesome Fila Brazilia song of the same name?

    • @Quickstein
      @Quickstein 2 года назад +2

      More realistically, you'd run out of cases long before you even hit that point

  • @bayoyo5938
    @bayoyo5938 2 года назад +1227

    Still not as rare as getting a 10/10 workshop cosmetic

    • @Saturnalia1337
      @Saturnalia1337 2 года назад +57

      There are some awesome cosmetics and good warpaints on the workshop THAT ACTUALLY FIT THE GAME'S ARTSTYLE but Valve knows its playerbase and will continue to add horrible neon vomit warpaints and meme cosmetics.

    • @T0moko2001
      @T0moko2001 2 года назад +2

      go make one

    • @ulric8445
      @ulric8445 2 года назад +8

      Didn’t soldier’s gigachad or medic’s bogdanoff skin get a 10/10? I blame ceno0 if they did

    • @irupana2ify
      @irupana2ify 2 года назад

      Beaten and bruised is in the game!

    • @Labyrinth6000
      @Labyrinth6000 2 года назад

      Probably trolls that are paid by competitors that will rank workshop 1/10 on purpose

  • @ZestyJesus
    @ZestyJesus  2 года назад +703

    I really should make a Skins 101 video. Seems like quite a few people still don't know the difference between decorated weapons and warpaints.

    • @swagguy7515
      @swagguy7515 2 года назад +10

      that sounds not only informative but highly original, go for it

    • @kubsons0732
      @kubsons0732 2 года назад

      Tf2 community monkey IQ as always

    • @djtrac3r935
      @djtrac3r935 2 года назад

      i think the next best question is to ask how much money would be spent trying to get the rarest skin.

    • @fallout1.
      @fallout1. 2 года назад

      Please I don’t get it

    • @GaussSpirit
      @GaussSpirit 2 года назад +6

      Well, my first reaction to this comment was "wait thERE'S A DIFFERENCE?" so maybe that'd be a really good video

  • @fawful7457
    @fawful7457 2 года назад +389

    Every day, Zesty just sounds like he is 1 funny hat away from killing himself.

  • @PyrrhaNikos115
    @PyrrhaNikos115 2 года назад +985

    Imagine some dude just unboxes that rifle in the next week or something-
    Update: It has been about two weeks and I have not heard anything about someone unboxing this rifle, so-

    • @geraldysjunk
      @geraldysjunk 2 года назад +34

      Im already calling it

    • @VeetiM
      @VeetiM 2 года назад +117

      Dream playing tf2:

    • @MrJoeyWheeler
      @MrJoeyWheeler 2 года назад +57

      It is possible of course. It takes 521 billion years according to probability alone, but as is always the nature of probability, you never know. Hell, in theory you could go through all 16 quintillion unboxings and STILL not get it. That'd be an astonishing anti-miracle but it's possible!

    • @wezz-t812
      @wezz-t812 2 года назад +9

      i remember a friend of mine unboxing a rare item from a case after becoming a p2p and selling it for like 5 bucks, he just said he didnt care about the money he didnt like it and thats it

    • @bigpenny3509
      @bigpenny3509 2 года назад +6

      if anyone could it would be zesty himself

  • @Pretko
    @Pretko 2 года назад +158

    Then imagine a valve employee just casually creating that warpaint just to fuck with us

    • @AnnaSue81
      @AnnaSue81 2 года назад +1

      @@user-defined-X ahyes

    • @Nervous_Ari
      @Nervous_Ari День назад

      Yeah, if I get hired at Valve, I'm making two of these warpaints. I'd put one on my grenade launcher, and sell the other one

  • @darloufledestrucucteur346
    @darloufledestrucucteur346 2 года назад +395

    If somehow zesty reads this, thanks you for putting out such quality content on my fav game for years and making my day each time a vid comes out

    • @ZestyJesus
      @ZestyJesus  2 года назад +129

      Thanks man, I'm glad you enjoy my videos

    • @asdasd-dm1hd
      @asdasd-dm1hd Год назад +1

      change ur youtuber channel character kdis see this stuff man @@ZestyJesus

    • @Nigel-nv3lr
      @Nigel-nv3lr Год назад

      ​@@asdasd-dm1hd nigga ain't nobody care about that lmaoooo

    • @jerfer.
      @jerfer. Год назад +2

      does a buff woman really put kids in danger

    • @zichenghan7585
      @zichenghan7585 Год назад +5

      @@asdasd-dm1hd he doesn't give a shit

  • @HammMann
    @HammMann 2 года назад +127

    At this point, the glitchy stuttering effect has pretty much become Zesty's catchphrase.

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid 2 года назад +1

      it's beautiful

    • @AnnaSue81
      @AnnaSue81 2 года назад +2

      franzj does that too sometimes

  • @ArtistiqueMusic
    @ArtistiqueMusic 2 года назад +82

    I love how Zesty adds more YTP style edits, it's like we are watching his decent into madness in real time with each video.

    • @backslash_bks
      @backslash_bks 2 года назад +6

      Jack FuuFing ShiihS

    • @AnnaSue81
      @AnnaSue81 2 года назад +3

      we the audience, is slowly watching as zesty goes fucking haywire-ass insane, each upload

    • @Syamfprch
      @Syamfprch 11 месяцев назад

      On his 2nd channel, all his shorts are just YTPs

  • @skitriddles635
    @skitriddles635 2 года назад +49

    I love the irony of the rarest known item of it's kind being known as the "misfortunate" medigun 4:13

  • @BorntoOrnn
    @BorntoOrnn 2 года назад +252

    First of all, what a great video, I was aware the Golden Frying Pan wasn't the rarest item in the game but I wasn't aware of how rare we were gonna get.
    Secondly, my brain would have died trying to do all the math you had to do to make this video so, again good job.
    Finally, I love the editing, specifically how you censor swears by using the same technique as YTPs, having the word reverse itself midway.
    All in all, good shihs.

    • @LARAUJO_0
      @LARAUJO_0 2 года назад +3

      Well the math is just multiplication and division. The hard part of this was probably finding the actual odds of certain things, or Zesty happening to know the number of seconds in a year.

    • @Kyle_Reese
      @Kyle_Reese 2 года назад +1

      Bib
      Fuf

    • @nameless......................
      @nameless...................... Год назад

      killstreak kit added to rarest weapon: a m i a f u c k i n g j o k e t o y o u ?

    • @thenumber24
      @thenumber24 7 месяцев назад

      makkor is that you

    • @BorntoOrnn
      @BorntoOrnn 7 месяцев назад

      @@thenumber24 Nah, just a guy who liked the picture and uses it too.

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 2 года назад +57

    If we want a good example on how ridiculous these odds are to statistically the rarest item in TF2, it would pretty much be around the same odds of you finding the same pattern Spinda in Pokemon

    • @notTerabyte
      @notTerabyte 2 дня назад

      note: without any form of rng manip included

  • @MrJoeyWheeler
    @MrJoeyWheeler 2 года назад +66

    This just sounds like a challenge. Sure, you need 521 billion years if you open a box per second... BUT... what if you had lots of people opening them simultaneously?

    • @niranu78
      @niranu78 2 года назад +32

      Get all 8 billion people on earth to do it you'll get it done in 65 years. It'll be faster as we can get the new borns to unbox when they are capable of doing so.

    • @mrfancyshorts6326
      @mrfancyshorts6326 2 года назад +21

      @@niranu78 get everyone 3 computers so it only takes about 22.5 years

    • @JAIBADRIVISHAAL
      @JAIBADRIVISHAAL 2 года назад +2

      @@niranu78 BASED Babies

    • @chimp1561
      @chimp1561 2 года назад +7

      Well since valve has damn near abandoned this game bots are still around. So if you had multiple bot accounts programmed to do nothing but open crates you could manage it eventually. Granted it'd take fucking modern day NASA levels of storage and AI to do it. an inventory can only get so full

    • @vin-dog575
      @vin-dog575 Год назад

      I think the case will go into extinction before we unbox it.

  • @t111ran3
    @t111ran3 2 года назад +13

    8:23
    If I open one case per second, the minimum time required to maybe get this item is
    *ONE SECOND*
    There's a chance that it'll drop after the first unboxing

  • @WhimsicottFanatic
    @WhimsicottFanatic 2 года назад +52

    The fact that Battle Scarred is the rarest skin quality really surprised me, and further surprising is that the odds are skewed into being Not Too Bad™️ in general, with Field Tested and Minimal Wear being most and second most common, respectively
    I mean I already had a gut feeling it wasn't an even 20% split for them all, but I really expected Battle Scarred and Well Worn to be most frequent because...well, that'd just kinda be expected from a profit perspective
    Almost nobody would willingly want the worst weapon qualities, barring skins that have unique deteriorations with wear or, of course, the rarity factor poised in this video, but most would prefer the skins to be perfectly clean or at least close as can be to it, ergo being more likely to get scratched up trash would push consumers to buying more War Paint cases and, by extension, keys

    • @nibulsheep8214
      @nibulsheep8214 2 года назад +3

      The copium of the madmen who still unbox war paint cases

    • @Sinstarclair
      @Sinstarclair 2 года назад +1

      It's purely statistical value. There's no other factor like demand or anything. Sure, it's like the worst wear ever. But since it's statistically rare it gets jumped into the pile.
      Please for the love of god do not even HOPE of thinking you can pull this off. At that point you'd get richer by betting at a Casino everyday or playing the Lottery.

    • @ludwigiapilosa508
      @ludwigiapilosa508 2 года назад

      Depends a lot on the war paint/skin, the weapon in general (a soda popper in anything less than minimal wear looks horrible) and just the roll of the dice application of all of it.

    • @WhimsicottFanatic
      @WhimsicottFanatic 2 года назад +3

      @@ludwigiapilosa508
      Honestly I've always hated how the Soda Popper gets painted anyway, mostly because the Crit-a-Cola cans get painted over, which just makes it look like a fucked up Force-a-Nature
      Really it should've been the Force that became one of the War Paint candidates in the first place, and I don't think I'll ever get an answer as to why the Soda Popper was picked over it

    • @colatf2
      @colatf2 2 года назад +1

      I find it so hard to believe that battle scarred is the rarest, I get that and field tested at least half the time

  • @mrkrabs4976
    @mrkrabs4976 2 года назад +71

    A few days before this vid I decided to unbox a couple of crates from the Halloween season because why not, and I got a Purple Energy Bombard Brigadier out of the blue. Turned a random $5 into probably a $100. Don't gamble kids :)

    • @itsyourguyskye
      @itsyourguyskye 2 года назад +13

      did you know that 8/10 gamblers quit right before they hit it big

    • @Mr.Marbles
      @Mr.Marbles 2 года назад

      @@itsyourguyskye gambling actually always gives you back money. thats why the government wants to paint it as bad, because they know every gambler will become a millionaire after a while. trust me. this is how i made it. never stop. you will never lose. never. just keep playing. losing is just raising the probability for the big win. keep playing. ask your bank for more money. do it. just imagine how happy your family will be, when you finally bring back home the millions. sharon will surely come back to you and bring her kids. just keep playing.

    • @minus100iq8
      @minus100iq8 9 месяцев назад

      Gambling addiction rehab can cost thousands of dollars and you get nothing
      But another MvM tour is only 4 dollars and you can get a gpan
      Spend wisely.

  • @TheAnnoyingF2P
    @TheAnnoyingF2P 2 года назад +6

    Phenomenal editing! Using a mixed version of Pink Guy's Fried Noodles hit me right in the feels and was probably the most appropriate song to cap off a video about one in quintillion odds.

  • @black97_0
    @black97_0 2 года назад +7

    "If unboxing is sure to result in pain and suffering, then you mustn't unbox!"
    Zesty Jesus said that
    And I say he knows a little bit more about unboxing than you do pall, because he invented it!
    And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.
    Then he used his fight money to buy two of every unusuals on the market
    And then he is horded them in his backpack
    And then he deleted every single one
    And from that day forward every time a bunch of unusuals are in one place it's called a mistake!
    Unless it's a trade server!

  • @Smojo10
    @Smojo10 2 года назад +23

    Another great informative video! Keep up the work

  • @no.5689
    @no.5689 2 года назад +6

    technically speaking this exact rifle *could* be unboxed on first try but the chances of that happening are so astronomically low, that hoping ants could find a way to evolve into superinteligent species and conquer the observable universe is more probable

    • @MrJoeyWheeler
      @MrJoeyWheeler 2 года назад +3

      Wait, that's it! We'll have the ANTS unbox it! They outnumber us by orders of magnitude, they'd get it done in no time!

  • @Geebanger0
    @Geebanger0 2 года назад +13

    Excellent video Zesty! However, I feel like you may have overlooked one very important factor: because certain item drop rates can be changed to coincide with in game events, the rarest item in the game is in fact the packet of cigarettes your dad went to the store to get.

    • @Zodiac28473
      @Zodiac28473 2 года назад +4

      Incorrect, the Disguise Kit is actually a default item that every TF2 player owns, the real rarest item is the love of a TF2 trader's father.

    • @pcarrierorange
      @pcarrierorange 2 года назад +3

      @@Zodiac28473
      You can’t just pick something that doesn’t exist and declare it the rarest item. Otherwise I could say the peepeepoopoo hat is the rarest item in the game. The rarest item has to at least theoretically exist, which we all know a trader’s parent’s paternal love does not.

  • @boKsenTF2
    @boKsenTF2 2 года назад +7

    this was realy well edited, great video!

  • @be9579
    @be9579 2 года назад +4

    I gotta say Zesty I really appreciate that cut in of you trying to explain how ridiculously low those odds are in a way we would actually understand other than “Wowzah big number”

  • @Fatsaver
    @Fatsaver 2 года назад +4

    Finally you did a video about skins

  • @ZaTrapu
    @ZaTrapu 2 года назад +11

    When you're so early that the video doesn't show up in the uploader's channel

  • @VanagloriaVT
    @VanagloriaVT 10 месяцев назад +1

    The Macaw White Gem might be rare, but technically I could get it in my next box The lesson in this video: Keep gambling, you'll get it sooner or later

  • @kingjamesbond4009
    @kingjamesbond4009 2 года назад +4

    No joke zest because of that sniper rifle you showed at the end I think I may have a reference for a character that I'm making for their weapon. It's that beautiful thank you for this keep up the great work

  • @anthonymack6642
    @anthonymack6642 2 года назад +5

    I can see now why that White Gem Macaw Unusual sold for such a high price. Nice video making math interesting.

  • @FireSiku
    @FireSiku 10 месяцев назад +4

    Because Im a stupid nerd that wanted to test it out and to go along with putting thigns in perspective:
    I used the formula 1-((16,449,210,667,293,809,999/16449210667293810000)^X) to find the chance of getting the desired outcome after X attempts.
    At the rate of 1 attempt per second:
    After one year: 0.0000000001918487192988301573745454494823658776530502428786842%
    After 15 years: 0.0000000028777307894438061329670716322897130092237442842370127%
    After 55 years: 0.0000000105516795608890905788339949989401084284523714035534253%
    We have to calculate 55,000,000,000 years in advance for the odds of it happening ONCE to reach 1%. ONE. PERCENT.
    Also, that 521 billion years he brought up? Yeah, the cumulative odds are at 63.212% chances of it happening ONCE after 16,449,210,667,293,810,000 attempts.
    (Thank you WolframAlpha, for being able to do calculations with exponents in the quintillions)

  • @RussellSproutz1
    @RussellSproutz1 2 года назад +2

    Spellbound virtual ViewFinder and the double spelled poisoned shadows antlers are pretty big tier items

  • @markbloom7434
    @markbloom7434 2 года назад +2

    “So you’re telling me there’s a chance”

  • @willie4093
    @willie4093 Год назад +2

    00:40 rarest item to existence in tf2 is the Heavy update

  • @potato2769
    @potato2769 2 года назад +6

    If Dream started doing TF2 unboxings he'd probably get it in a week.

  • @blader36850
    @blader36850 10 месяцев назад +2

    i have no idea why youtube recommended me this. I dont play tf2, i dont watch anything with stats, but i just watched a 10min video about a skin for a game i will never play. 10/10 video, easiest decision to sub ive made. cant wait to watch more

  • @ChipDrewPog
    @ChipDrewPog Год назад +3

    9:15 Schools after years of lessons:

  • @aminesira4699
    @aminesira4699 2 года назад +2

    0:48 dang isnt that TC2 golden pan image

  • @trailbreakertv8918
    @trailbreakertv8918 2 года назад +4

    It's always nice to see a zesty upload

  • @Honda628
    @Honda628 Год назад +1

    First time seeing a video created by you.
    Great content! Thank you!

  • @mpixl9965
    @mpixl9965 2 года назад +4

    god i love gambling in videogames

  • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
    @diegodankquixote-wry3242 2 года назад +1

    A painted cowmangler with an Universal illegal killstreak applied in a present.

  • @XC11301991
    @XC11301991 2 года назад +1

    Knew it was going to be the white Macaw, that weird palette with white is screaming for this type of bs.

  • @donanilao7724
    @donanilao7724 2 года назад +2

    Ah yes.
    Zesty Jesus spewing out numbers for 10 minutes. Quality Content.
    Still very interesting to watch.

  • @ImInfix
    @ImInfix 7 месяцев назад +1

    bless the poor child who unboxes 1 crate and lands these odds

  • @thewildruda6113
    @thewildruda6113 2 года назад +1

    I literally haven't played a video game in months, and haven't played TF2 in at least a year or two.
    Why the fuck am i still watching this

  • @ducke9848
    @ducke9848 10 месяцев назад +1

    All I heard was, there’s a chance

  • @marcopolo8584
    @marcopolo8584 2 года назад +4

    This is some Top Shelf content. It's cool learning these insights from a real TF2 High Roller. This really puts the Nail in the Coffin of the myth that the Burning Flames Team Captain is the rarest TF2 item. With one of these items, you'll be Dressed to Kill.

  • @davidhilsee
    @davidhilsee 2 года назад +2

    0:46 Ayy he used the TC2 image for the golden pan

  • @uhh12131
    @uhh12131 2 года назад +3

    Didn't know such rare odds were possible for tf2 skins, thanks for such an interesting video!

  • @The_whales
    @The_whales 2 года назад +1

    Just for scale of how high 2 white max gems are, being hit by a falling satellite is 1 in 1 trillion

  • @DrCoeloCephalo
    @DrCoeloCephalo 2 года назад +1

    All this math over a white parrot skin that will outlive our sun.

  • @MissNulle2000
    @MissNulle2000 2 года назад +2

    Woo boy!
    Those items sure are rare!
    This was a good use of 10 minutes. Thank you mr content man.

  • @papakelso
    @papakelso 2 года назад +5

    Zesty all your videos are very well edited and very entertaining.

  • @averg6261
    @averg6261 2 года назад +1

    With all these big numbers, this feels like watching the GameTheory video where they calculate how many possible Mario Maker levels there are.

  • @TwilightRO1
    @TwilightRO1 2 года назад +1

    That one girl named HIstoria unboxed it, she had all the time in the universe to do it.

  • @KamaroTheN7
    @KamaroTheN7 2 года назад +1

    0:03 ME2 Afterlife lower level, nice.

  • @ArtistiqueMusic
    @ArtistiqueMusic 2 года назад +2

    I think a follow up to this should be "how much money would Valve make if someone opened 1 case per second for that many years

  • @sevendeadlysquids404
    @sevendeadlysquids404 2 года назад +1

    My guess - Conscientious Objector without an Anime character on it.

  • @abdallatifalafandi2522
    @abdallatifalafandi2522 2 года назад +6

    How is your dragon fury warpaint covered in blood?

    • @AppaBoy
      @AppaBoy 2 года назад +7

      he has a battle scarred one, which dropped for about a day before valve changed it to always be factory new

  • @glad16252
    @glad16252 2 года назад +2

    So what you're saying is, either:
    A) I unbox the rarest warpaint
    B) I got broke first
    C) The heat death of the universe happens
    Well, I'm a betting man, and that looks like a 1/3 chance to me!

  • @TheSamuel12777
    @TheSamuel12777 2 года назад +1

    The odds are fifty fifty, I either unbox it or I don’t . Duh.

  • @pphrph
    @pphrph 2 года назад +2

    so you're saying the strange cool unusual battle scarred max white gem macaw masked warpaint is possible

  • @THEFurfoot
    @THEFurfoot 2 года назад +2

    Any time zesty talks statistics I get a serious sense of cosmic dread

  • @RodomeMane
    @RodomeMane 2 года назад +1

    This reminds me when Archimo mentioned the odds of a Strange Unusual Elite Grade Factory New being unboxed and someone ended up unboxing one days later

  • @redbaronplays9382
    @redbaronplays9382 2 года назад +3

    That eva reference on the ending 😂😂😂

  • @blukat9903
    @blukat9903 2 года назад +1

    Yeah i would have said we could make a hundreds of bots spam unboxing but then i realized how much money we need to spend to create that item

  • @Klero6869
    @Klero6869 Месяц назад +1

    I know it has been two years, but I need to point out that 3:47. Man using PIE CHARTS for comparing percentage values is such an aye sore. It is one of the worst ways yo represent data. I needed to vent a little. Whole video fucking slaps!

  • @jaimelkor8054
    @jaimelkor8054 2 года назад +1

    I was 100% expecting for a video of zesty unboxing exactly that when he showed the final statistics lmao

  • @Slendermaster968
    @Slendermaster968 2 года назад +2

    If only boxes weren't of limited quantity, (and so is our lifespan) these items would be unboxed one day.

  • @endy2530
    @endy2530 2 года назад +1

    All you need to focus on is the one chance tho.
    Remember, 99% of gamblers quit before they win big.

  • @MantaAnimatedProductions
    @MantaAnimatedProductions 10 месяцев назад +2

    I'll probably get it on this next try

  • @stellaanderson570
    @stellaanderson570 2 года назад +1

    sick vid as always
    also ur beard looks handsome af king!!!!

  • @hawk_001
    @hawk_001 Год назад +1

    Just watched this from ohnepixel vod, proceeded to unbox factory new macaw masked strange, on my 2/2 case from contracker.

  • @monsieurm3989
    @monsieurm3989 2 года назад +2

    Honestly people want factory new stuff so calculating battle scarred might be true for rarest but not most desired

  • @lockinggone7862
    @lockinggone7862 2 года назад +1

    3:24 russian yt "Zimennik club" got the same strange unusual crown but with different effect.

  • @green_beret8567
    @green_beret8567 2 года назад +1

    The cosmetic they gave exclusively to Notch, minecraft creator: *laughs in unobtainable*

  • @highvelocitytictac4232
    @highvelocitytictac4232 2 года назад +2

    Early congratulations on your Strange Cool Battle-Scarred White Gem Macaw Masked Sniper Rifle!

  • @WoodlandTrotter
    @WoodlandTrotter 2 года назад +2

    Still less rare than an update where Spy gets safety scissors for a knife

  • @ajmeraki4029
    @ajmeraki4029 2 года назад

    I think by far the funniest part of this is that the actual gun is ugly as hell and probably wouldn't fetch a good price on the market at all if it's rarity wasn't put into context

  • @JuhMall01
    @JuhMall01 2 года назад +1

    2:35 Let's see Paul Allen's unusual

  • @samthebagman4643
    @samthebagman4643 2 года назад +2

    Ah yes, T̶̗͈̻̳͈͓̖̹̦͈̮̫͚̲́́̈́̑̎̃̅̉̐̏͘̕ͅh̴̢̨̬̖̹̺̬͎̋̀̋͑͆͊̽̌ȩ̶̬͖̥̰̪͖̠͎͔̟̩͓͊͋ ̸͚͇͎͋͋̆̊̀̍͗̆͝r̴̹͎̠͐͛̀a̸̡͈͔̞̼̥̹̾̊̌́̇r̵̭̎͂̂̈̋͋̏͝a̴̛̱̫̘̿̓͋̉̌̒͆͗̏͆̈̓̈́͘r̴̢͇͕̠͍̗̭̦̫̔̓̇͗́͛̕̚e̵̢͙̲͔̝̬̦̓̌̈́ą̵̝͎͍̲̖̩̈́͋̆͒̉̃͗̌͛͒̈́͑͝͝s̵̨̯̳̠̖̬͇̗̹̹̓͌͒́̿͋̉̈͆̉͂̊́̚͠ţ̸̧̳̪̩̪̟̳̱̭̭͍̮̂̃͐̈́̊̂̾͝s̶̡̩̲̞̤̟͉̺̿ͅt̴̨̤̫͙͖͊͋͑̆͑̾͗͑͠è̴̢̧̘̞̪̲̙͔̦͙̘͖͚̦̎̾̄͒̐́̔̔̚͜ ̵̡̛̬̥̦̯̞̫̗̱̗̫̄͌̊̒͂͋̅̍̽̽̽͜ȩ̴̪̥̱̪͉̤̟̦̯̓̈́͛̈́́͆̀̀j̶̘̫͛͊͒̌̄̎͂̀̌̀̋̾̄̚a̵̘͇̭͚̝̲̣̞̘̋̎̓̈́̇͝͝ͅş̴̛̯͍͚̪͔̘̙̮̰͗͑̓̆͊͘̚͜t̶̓̾̈́̇̒̚͜ͅ ̴̢͍̜̙͓̤̪̻̮̼͕̮̪̭̠͊͌͑̓ȅ̴͔̰͇͇̎̃̈̀͗̓͝ͅe̶̪͍͕͖̯̹̫̦̅̐̂͒̋́͑̌̑͝͝ͅj̸̛͓̹̲̟̞̞͑̈́͆̄̇͊̆̋̏͋́̒̓͒ä̵̦̤͙͓̲́̂̔̒̈́̕s̸̡̛̺͎͍͇̦͕̜̪̠͔̒̀̓̏͒͑͐̉̓͝t̶̼̱̭̔̆̃̓͊̿̿̉ͅs̸̛̰͔͖̤̳̩̟͔̹̠̫̦̉́́͊̿̃̓̿̒̚̚͜f̶̭̤̘̞̗̗̹͛̂͌̆̓́̎̿͗̆͘͜ ̴̠͇̣̝͉̽͐̽̍̉̑͘͠ţ̷̨͔͍͎͉͈̺̬̜̬̇̈́̍̍̐͒͗̐͌̍͛̓̅͗w̵͓̬̘̲͇̟̺̣͗̾̋̐̂̑̉̌͘e̶̥̦͑̑̕͘ My favorite

  • @sukamii
    @sukamii 2 года назад

    The joji intro hits, been bumping Burbank a ton recently ‘longside the changing color of the leaves

  • @sn1p1n
    @sn1p1n Год назад +1

    0:46 hey thats the pan from typical colors 2

    • @ZestyJesus
      @ZestyJesus  Год назад

      Finally

    • @Mustard_Man
      @Mustard_Man Год назад

      Roblox ripoff thats still fun to play lol

    • @sn1p1n
      @sn1p1n Год назад

      @@Mustard_Man frequent lag spikes 🦅

    • @Mustard_Man
      @Mustard_Man Год назад

      @@sn1p1n fr

  • @apurpledragon
    @apurpledragon 2 года назад +1

    Watch as the next skin he unboxes is this one just like the Golden Frying Pan he did.

  • @allet8107
    @allet8107 2 года назад +1

    In today's video we learn what will burn out first: unboxing-centric TF2bers or the sun?

  • @gianttrance5180
    @gianttrance5180 11 месяцев назад

    I remember back in my trading days, I started a collection of vintage weapons, focusing specifically on off-level ones. I grew bored of it, and eventually crafted the whole lot into scrap. roughly 4 backpacks full :P

  • @atpyro7920
    @atpyro7920 2 года назад +1

    it’s always a good day when a video about a video game weapon skin makes me aware of my own mortality and impermanence in this universe.
    thanks zesty.

  • @periberry7345
    @periberry7345 2 года назад +2

    Thank you for another needlessly researched masterpiece, I love useless data, it's always fascinating to theorycraft like this

  • @SlothMan2
    @SlothMan2 2 года назад +1

    I will get that max white gem strange unusual(cool) battle-scarred macaw masked warpaint to prove you wrong.

  • @luthfihar3211
    @luthfihar3211 2 года назад +2

    imagine a make a wish kid, just wishing this white whale into existence

  • @deejams18
    @deejams18 2 года назад +1

    You couldn't open one case per second, though; accounting for the animation that plays during, the physical input of selecting a key/case and accepting it to be opened, and taking time to process mentally whether or not this was the item.
    This would work, however, if you considered having multiple computers through which you cycled the unboxing, perhaps with a servant going through the menu selection, or the development of a case opening script.
    And going off of this logic, why only have one person do this? TF2 has an active player base of around 100,000 players, right? If we gathered the world's debt for ourselves and had every active player open one crate per second (not accounting for mental fatigue or physical decay), we could easily get this item in our hands in the next (approximately) 5,216,010.49 years.
    Oh wait, never mind, the item server's down.

  • @Delfite
    @Delfite 2 года назад +1

    Man, and I thought a Strange Unusual Factory New Killer Bee Scattergun was insanely hard to get, but that specific variant of Macaw Masked is LITERALLY impossible to get.

  • @andrei0967
    @andrei0967 Год назад

    Strange Unusual with Halloween spells attached on is also quite rare, if somebody own a "Forest Fire Flamethrower Strange Unusual Isotope battle-scared with the 'Spectral Flame' spell" he's pretty lucky cuz not only he has a flamthrower that is isotope, strange and green paint but he can also throw green fire on the ennemies which is insanely good looking

  • @alistairmathie7632
    @alistairmathie7632 2 года назад +1

    Wow great vid! Opinion on Scotland tho?

  • @takomerp
    @takomerp 2 года назад

    I like how Blue Archive soundtrack plays in the conclusion. Like yeah, at this pace the sun will go out before I get Hina, too.

  • @SquidEevee
    @SquidEevee 2 года назад +1

    TIL the macaw masked war paint can be white

  • @TheSonicShoe
    @TheSonicShoe 2 года назад

    I like that these videos are slowly just becoming informative youtube poops.

  • @happyraintf
    @happyraintf 2 года назад

    What is funny about odds is that even if it's 26 in a trigagilibillion, there's still odds anyone will just unbox it tomorrow. After all everything is just a coincidence.

  • @TheR-DaciousOne
    @TheR-DaciousOne 6 месяцев назад

    “The sun will go extinct long before this will ever get unboxed”
    Challenge accepted.

  • @yashida1999
    @yashida1999 2 года назад +1

    "House alwaise win!"
    Hot damn Zesty, I've didn't notice you playing Fallout New Vegas