Conan On The 2016 Election Results | CONAN on TBS

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @NotTheLarryDavid
    @NotTheLarryDavid 8 лет назад +1321

    Showing more class and humility in 3 minutes than the entire journalist community in a year.

    • @Josiahsarmiento
      @Josiahsarmiento 8 лет назад +26

      Larry David honestly, it's pathetic that everyone can't act this professional.

    • @RobinK
      @RobinK 8 лет назад

      Well said.

    • @plasmichoneytrip
      @plasmichoneytrip 8 лет назад

      Are you really Larry David???

    • @aimenfatima7713
      @aimenfatima7713 8 лет назад +33

      Yeah it's really him. And I'm actually a starfish from Spongebob SquarePants.

    • @jedden12
      @jedden12 8 лет назад +1

      true

  • @joes-lv7ro
    @joes-lv7ro 8 лет назад +1352

    Conan is one of the few hosts who doesn't insult one side gratuitously. I wish he still had a major show on a network. I'm pretty sure he is liberal but this man is at least respectful of both sides.

    • @jeffw1267
      @jeffw1267 8 лет назад +95

      Yeah he's definitely liberal but is reasonable about it.

    • @germanydeutschland6501
      @germanydeutschland6501 5 лет назад +11

      joe s he had Trump on his show in 2005

    • @wolfchrt
      @wolfchrt 5 лет назад +2

      @@germanydeutschland6501 He didnt have this show in 2005

    • @emijar9108
      @emijar9108 4 года назад +14

      @@wolfchrt he was on network in 2005

    • @bohemianbum6082
      @bohemianbum6082 4 года назад +1

      I like Conan the best now

  • @ImTheKingOfHyrule
    @ImTheKingOfHyrule 8 лет назад +1140

    Conan didn't bet his dignity on the election like so many other late night comedians and "infotainers" did. Watching comedians cry over an election is cringeworthy and I'm glad Conan kept it cool.

    • @ElaborateTiger
      @ElaborateTiger 8 лет назад +13

      It shows character to be real with how you feel, being "on the fence" to make everyone happy is being fake. I understand why they do it but it shouldn't be encouraged.

    • @ImTheKingOfHyrule
      @ImTheKingOfHyrule 8 лет назад +35

      If you are an entertainer your job is first and foremost to entertain. People have enough in their own personal lives to be miserable about without tuning into a comedy show only to see people crying.

    • @blimpslap2
      @blimpslap2 8 лет назад +2

      I think those other guys bet a lot more than their dignity. They'll be lucky not to get black-bagged by the Trump administration day one. That guy does not take mockery well and I'm not holding out hope that he'll go reasonable with power.

    • @ANobodiemyspace
      @ANobodiemyspace 8 лет назад +3

      Its started already. An atmosphere of retaliation- 'he doesn't take mocking well'. He is not a president, he is a punk.

    • @blackmore4
      @blackmore4 8 лет назад +9

      @Elaborate Tiger
      _"It shows character to be real with how you feel"_
      Agreed and the fact that so many of these people's "real" is crying like a petulant pre-nursery 3 year old tells me all I need to know about them.

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 8 лет назад +3225

    Should've been Conan as President and Andy Vice president 2016.

  • @HallucinogenX
    @HallucinogenX 8 лет назад +2293

    America if you had to elect an orange haired man,why couldn't it be Conan

    • @starxhilmie
      @starxhilmie 8 лет назад +8

      thats not a wig ?

    • @xlt96f150
      @xlt96f150 8 лет назад +3

      he wasn't running.

    • @kovvvas
      @kovvvas 8 лет назад +36

      Conan would actually be a good president and seems way better educated and informed about american politics than Trump.

    • @TheLucaslopes1996
      @TheLucaslopes1996 8 лет назад +4

      +Lay Jeno get out of here. You stole Conan's Sonight Thow.

    • @angijac18
      @angijac18 8 лет назад +6

      Anurag He graduated from Harvard so that wouldn't even be a half bad idea

  • @connorburkhardt3410
    @connorburkhardt3410 8 лет назад +437

    Conan > all other talk show hosts ever

    • @rdu239
      @rdu239 5 лет назад +1

      Jimmy Fallon also pull this off with class and humility

    • @juliav8159
      @juliav8159 4 года назад +3

      Fallon was my favorite until I watched Conan

    • @kyleplatz3751
      @kyleplatz3751 4 года назад +1

      raymund usi but Conan is actually funny

    • @owenoconnor3525
      @owenoconnor3525 3 года назад +1

      Conan, Letterman, and Carson are the only great talk show hosts in my opinion

    • @markrodger4601
      @markrodger4601 3 года назад +2

      John Oliver to

  • @nerobxk
    @nerobxk 8 лет назад +895

    Gotta love Conan. Making you smile when you are so torn apart, USA is lucky to have you, Conan

    • @vinushkas
      @vinushkas 8 лет назад +6

      He's given me more optimistic feelings about being American than the last 24 hours has. Thank you Conan.

    • @f0cus2021SOT
      @f0cus2021SOT 8 лет назад +9

      you poor fragile little soul

    • @mysteriousguy1393
      @mysteriousguy1393 8 лет назад +12

      you should be grateful otherwise you would've been literally torn apart by nuclear bomb war wirh Russia ;)

    • @Adam-082
      @Adam-082 8 лет назад +14

      I am not torn apart at all.We dodged a bullet with Hillary.

    • @abhaynamb
      @abhaynamb 8 лет назад +4

      adam lane Dodged a bullet and took a rocket launcher
      congrats

  • @Ashamedofmyself
    @Ashamedofmyself 8 лет назад +409

    I like how Conan isn't talking about fire and brimstone and pretending that the sky is falling. His optimism is inspiring.

    • @Kjernekar
      @Kjernekar 8 лет назад +9

      Sure, but it's also what should be the default position for every dault out there. Right now people seem to be regressing back to pre-kindergarden levels of reaction and argumentation.

    • @Ashamedofmyself
      @Ashamedofmyself 8 лет назад

      I get why some people are upset. I still have my doubts about how funding for climate change investigations will be handled. I don't think anything will change when it comes to LGBT rights, at least I hope it doesn't. People forget they still carry a great amount of power when it comes to decision making throughout a president's term, not just during the election.

    • @plasmichoneytrip
      @plasmichoneytrip 8 лет назад +1

      Humanity survived the bubonic plague. You can do this Americans!

    • @ygryaznov
      @ygryaznov 8 лет назад +4

      You do know that Trump endorses LGBT community a lot, right?

    • @raindropasmr2114
      @raindropasmr2114 8 лет назад +5

      WTF HIS OWN RUNNING MATE FUNDED CONVERSION THERAPY

  • @russianjoint
    @russianjoint 8 лет назад +773

    I *really* love how Conan is classily and graciously keeping his neutrality while Colbert and Seth Meyer were publicly shitting themselves on their shows.

    • @russianjoint
      @russianjoint 8 лет назад +23

      xTRANSLATORx Fools like you made Trump win, and I don't even like him. Moron.

    • @RedDwarff
      @RedDwarff 8 лет назад +18

      Desire for change and freedom made people choose Trump. Anyone's different opnion on that is just not fact

    • @BingQiuSupremacy
      @BingQiuSupremacy 8 лет назад +19

      Desire for change? Well you sure are getting change with a billionaire putting the same old white guys in power. enjoy

    • @RedDwarff
      @RedDwarff 8 лет назад +1

      ClaustrophobicCarrot I am stating facts I didn't say he wasn't just the same. he has to prove he isn't. ..but you are just a sarcastic waste of a comment ,have a good day lol

  • @obscureentertainment8303
    @obscureentertainment8303 8 лет назад +2505

    His hair is reaching towards heaven.

    • @zarazen8110
      @zarazen8110 8 лет назад +1

      Obscure Entertainment Lolz

    • @htboston
      @htboston 8 лет назад +2

      His hair is taking up all the oxygen that his brain needs because this bitch doesn't even know what he's talking about. Stick to the dumb string dance, conan. stay outta politics

    • @ralstonwithanr
      @ralstonwithanr 8 лет назад +23

      htboston do you listen to things

    • @dshim4731
      @dshim4731 8 лет назад +6

      his hair is the hair that will pierce the heavens

    • @hoptheloop
      @hoptheloop 8 лет назад +40

      His hair is heaven, heaven filled with gingerbread.

  • @Bob-qq4is
    @Bob-qq4is 8 лет назад +1876

    Conan is low key smart af

    • @slydog42069
      @slydog42069 8 лет назад +55

      Conan is a genius, but you're a dumbass.

    • @TheOnlyMPG
      @TheOnlyMPG 8 лет назад +201

      Austin Adams yeah he went to harvard

    • @Tmeister44
      @Tmeister44 8 лет назад +17

      You were trying to insult somebody for being dumb and said "stupidest"... I have no hope for our youth.

    • @flamranims
      @flamranims 8 лет назад +28

      Austin Adams "lowkey"

    • @lionone457
      @lionone457 8 лет назад +40

      Dude went to Harvard. That's not very low key

  • @jemstar33
    @jemstar33 8 лет назад +267

    Conan is great. The best host, is a smart host.

  • @trinidadbotello9906
    @trinidadbotello9906 8 лет назад +1054

    Conan, you're my hero.

  • @alvarosalinas3807
    @alvarosalinas3807 8 лет назад +109

    Im really happy that Conan is the ONLY and first talk show host that has addressed the elections outcome, cuz all the others seem to be waiting or just ignoring what happened. Good for Conan.

    • @alvarosalinas3807
      @alvarosalinas3807 8 лет назад +12

      Except for Stephen Colbert and I believe James Corden also spoke up already.

    • @LeannefunkE
      @LeannefunkE 8 лет назад +4

      alvaro salinas and Seth meyers

    • @alvarosalinas3807
      @alvarosalinas3807 8 лет назад

      True...

    • @ivanb4681
      @ivanb4681 8 лет назад +8

      alvaro salinas all of them addressed it. Literally everyone...

    • @Red-sv5fu
      @Red-sv5fu 8 лет назад +7

      alvaro salinas Practically all have addressed the election, in either negative or neutral way.

  • @fastony9659
    @fastony9659 8 лет назад +465

    This is why I prefer Conan over Colbert. Where the latter and his audience don't even try to hide the fact that they're ALL the way to the left (for God's sake, they actually CHEERED when Colbert showed footage of the riots, no joke!), Conan and his at least know how to poke fun of each side, and while they too may be leftist, they still keep it down to a subtle and tasteful level.

    • @MrGelroos1337
      @MrGelroos1337 8 лет назад +14

      Anthony Sanchez well said. I've watched Colbert way back and he never seemed this left. He sold his soul to cbs and I've since stopped watching Colbert and unfollowed him everywhere. I wouldn't mind if he made jokes at both sides but it does in fact seem like he's spurring on violent protests and an extremely deep leftist agenda. Pisses me off because Stephen used to be the man. Such a disgrace now

    • @fastony9659
      @fastony9659 8 лет назад +16

      MrGelroos1337 The Colbert Report. By God that was such a great show. It was when no political party was safe from humor. Now he's just picking sides ,and that immediately turned me off.

    • @hansmaier7203
      @hansmaier7203 7 лет назад +7

      Its cause the right is in the wrong? Must be sad seeing it fail again and again.

    • @pranavkulkarni1414
      @pranavkulkarni1414 5 лет назад +5

      Let's not ignore the fact that Conan is much funnier than Colbert lol

    • @dualshock3462
      @dualshock3462 4 года назад +2

      That's why Colbert is on the Epstein list and Conan isn't. It all happens for a reason, there is an answer for everything

  • @danielx40
    @danielx40 8 лет назад +289

    Love it man. Gratefulness is the posture of tolerance. Hate towards the candidate is the very attribute we are afraid of from him. Now he's here, the next best thing is to support with tolerance and trust, especially when the person hasn't earned our trust. It's hard to do. But if we wake up and trust each other, we'll be fine. Amen

    • @stuntmen75
      @stuntmen75 8 лет назад +10

      Daniel Ziran-Xu yeah, let's give him a chance and if he messes up then we'll put him through a ringer like any other politician

    • @videogal
      @videogal 8 лет назад +2

      +Daniel Ziran-Xu
      Great sentiment...I don't agree with you, but I like your optimism.

    • @mav8535
      @mav8535 8 лет назад +11

      Tolerance for the intolerance?

    • @charleseden5246
      @charleseden5246 8 лет назад +8

      Daniel Ziran-Xu how everybody needs to be thinking.....love him or hate him....we are what makes this country great and we can't be so divided

    • @WilmoTheBear
      @WilmoTheBear 8 лет назад

      Yes, go group hug, all of you. Allahu akbar

  • @derpmcgerp8062
    @derpmcgerp8062 8 лет назад +1635

    Don't want to alarm anyone... But Kanye 2020 can actually happen. Lol

    • @dragonfly_88
      @dragonfly_88 8 лет назад +12

      Lmfao!!! Right

    • @thejournalist8091
      @thejournalist8091 8 лет назад +10

      That's gonna suck

    • @jimjones2287
      @jimjones2287 8 лет назад +56

      Not possible. Whites make up nearly 80% of the US population. Donald Trump winning was due to white America. Trump's campaign plan was attack everyone but white males, and it worked. If you think Kanye can win you're delusional.

    • @ichris2011
      @ichris2011 8 лет назад +5

      As much as I'd like to see it happen Obama got elected just as a way to tell black people to shut up about oppression basically, there's no way they're letting another black person in office ESPECIALLY not a complete outsider hip hop artist black person. Rip Kanye 2020, but they said he couldn't be a rapper and here is now so anything is possible.

    • @tylerparziale868
      @tylerparziale868 8 лет назад +46

      MasterSinh we elected obama because we liked him . we wont elect kanye because we don't. its not a race thing its a personality and politcal thing..

  • @bsim4431
    @bsim4431 8 лет назад +1068

    This man is the only non-partisan in late night comedy

    • @aguyandhiscomputer
      @aguyandhiscomputer 8 лет назад +11

      Bennbo Simo
      And why I'll only be watching his skits.

    • @colleen4ever
      @colleen4ever 8 лет назад +5

      Well, as long as you overlook the Sarah Silvermen incident.

    • @ZzLeVo
      @ZzLeVo 8 лет назад +2

      +colleen what's that?

    • @Anon54387
      @Anon54387 7 лет назад +5

      You didn't see his anti-gun rant. Obviously.

    • @michaelcianos2333
      @michaelcianos2333 7 лет назад +41

      Anon54387 That's a common sense argument. Not a political one.

  • @cityofchamps66
    @cityofchamps66 8 лет назад +356

    Alien vs Predator, sort of sums up the 2 candidates

    • @TheGulakers
      @TheGulakers 8 лет назад +53

      "Whoever wins, we lose."

    • @sepandghanouni2271
      @sepandghanouni2271 8 лет назад +17

      OK let's analyze this: one candidate is in favour of illegal immigration, all sort of unilateral trade treaties, a socialistic debt driven government and the other candidate wants to minimize illegal immigration, unilateral trade treaties and fix our debt AND you profess that we lose either way. Interesting

    • @TheGulakers
      @TheGulakers 8 лет назад +7

      Just some lighthearted humor on the subject mate, didn't mean to step on any toes :)

    • @Illmatic662
      @Illmatic662 7 лет назад +2

      +Sepand Ghanouni You must feel really stupid now.

    • @pranavkulkarni1414
      @pranavkulkarni1414 5 лет назад

      @@Illmatic662 why should he feel stupid? He was in favour of the latter (Donald trump) and he won.

  • @mattdobz
    @mattdobz 8 лет назад +301

    Churchill also said "The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter"

    • @inkigaming4279
      @inkigaming4279 4 года назад +14

      That’s why America is a republic and not a democracy.

    • @keninjc89
      @keninjc89 4 года назад +2

      Well Churchill wasn’t the biggest fan of democracy himself

    • @accidentallyaj5138
      @accidentallyaj5138 4 года назад +12

      Churchill wasn't a great guy tho , the guy was practically a racist.

    • @accidentallyaj5138
      @accidentallyaj5138 3 года назад +2

      @ZepexFIN Well in the west, He is seen as a hero, but in the east he is seen as a Genocidal Maniac.

    • @Goodwind88
      @Goodwind88 3 года назад +1

      @@accidentallyaj5138 Churchhill wasn't a racist.... Are people seriously this stupid now?

  • @facepalmdaily4404
    @facepalmdaily4404 4 года назад +69

    The one thing I always admired about Conan is on full display here. He didn't go for the cheap shots. The easiest thing in the world to do that night was bash Trump. Cheap, easy laughs while kissing the asses of the overly vocal liberals. He took the high road instead. This is why he is the funniest host, but also the most respectable. In 50 years when they look back on the greatest hosts of late night it'll be Carson, Letterman, Conan.
    You are one of the greats, sir.

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 Год назад

      There was a reason Trump got trashed.

    • @facepalmdaily4404
      @facepalmdaily4404 Год назад

      @@ferox965 comedy shouldn't take sides

    • @Tbroblox09
      @Tbroblox09 Год назад +1

      @@ferox965 if anyone should be bashed it should be all the news channels that said trump was a joke before he won, i believe in some part of the election clinton had a 79% chance of victory and trump with only 20%, the media just goes hard on him for telling the truth

  • @papajohn2482
    @papajohn2482 8 лет назад +444

    thank you for not making bullshit complaints about trump like every other talk show host! Good job Conan

    • @psyched.shelby5391
      @psyched.shelby5391 8 лет назад +2

      Papa John hello fellow papa john!

    • @elchucofried5683
      @elchucofried5683 8 лет назад +11

      Papa John lol bullshit complaints??? cmon if you think trump is a saint then you are truly fucken delusional

    • @johnnyboy562
      @johnnyboy562 8 лет назад +1

      papa bless

    • @saltheplumber755
      @saltheplumber755 8 лет назад +16

      Papa Crap. The billionaire who cant afford to give his employees basic health benefits, BTW: Your pizza sucks...

    • @travisbest9041
      @travisbest9041 8 лет назад

      I second that! Papa John pizza is rubbish!

  • @imyseg13
    @imyseg13 8 лет назад +428

    poor puppy stuck in that thing

    • @DamianReloaded
      @DamianReloaded 8 лет назад +10

      It was a great metaphor though.

    • @mumble97
      @mumble97 8 лет назад +1

      i know how tf do you even get that thing out of there.

    • @xNecroNeko
      @xNecroNeko 8 лет назад +32

      Mumble Cakes You don't. It was born and raised in that thing.

    • @HollowMist11
      @HollowMist11 8 лет назад +18

      No need to feel bad. The thing its sitting on doesn't look uncomfortable. And its only for a few minutes.

    • @mumble97
      @mumble97 8 лет назад +24

      HollowMist11 that sounds like something my boss would tell me.

  • @whitestoneandy797
    @whitestoneandy797 Год назад +15

    Conan is universally loved and a student of history. Look how well he handled himself when the vast majority of his peers and others in his industry were acting worse than children. God bless you, Conan.

  • @krombopulos_michael
    @krombopulos_michael 8 лет назад +304

    Sure, it's more democratic than Cuba but its pretty understandable that a lot of people are pissed off that their vote isn't worth as much as other people's. If you're a liberal in Texas or a conservative in New York, you get no influence on the election. And if you're a conservative in Idaho, your vote is worth about 3 times as much as a liberal in California. So I can see why people are pissed off.

    • @JoeDurobot
      @JoeDurobot 8 лет назад +16

      *Yep, a direct democracy like so many other countries have would be much better.*

    • @scottthompson6504
      @scottthompson6504 8 лет назад +6

      I agree, the US election is clearly not all voices are equal.

    • @brunodays
      @brunodays 8 лет назад +4

      Krombopulos Michael yeah, that's pretty dumb. popular vote should be the norm... or else it's exactly like you said, people will feel like their vote doesn't matter as much

    • @meadowfrance
      @meadowfrance 8 лет назад +18

      I don't really understand it all that well and I was thinking it should be a popular vote too. But my mom was telling me, she's much older and wiser (supposedly) that without the electoral college all the big cities would basically control the election. Like Texas is supposed to be a red state but the main cities like Austin and Houston are mostly blue but the rest of the state is red. So to get a fair vote from all members of each state the electoral college runs a mini election in a way between the massive cities and the small towns. And LA and NYC are definitely mostly democrats and they're the largest populations of all. Montana and other small population state's votes would be lost in the crowd. I think that's the logic.

    • @brunodays
      @brunodays 8 лет назад +4

      ramonypony but that's stupid. just count every individual vote. apparently that's what popular vote is and that's what is used in several other countries like mine (Portugal). and it seems a hell if a lot fairer if you ask me. every vote counts and every vote is the same because what you'd want is majority. one has more votes than the other. because even being a sympathizer with Trump's policies, after I saw Hilary would win with popular vote but lost anyways, I honestly thought it was rather unfair

  • @Dreadnaugh2517
    @Dreadnaugh2517 8 лет назад +264

    LMFAO When he said "Alien vs. Predator" thought to myself, Hillary is the alien and Trump is the Predator lol

    • @DuBziDriFT
      @DuBziDriFT 8 лет назад +28

      Predator especially hates illegal aliens.

    • @elchucofried5683
      @elchucofried5683 8 лет назад

      Teddy Westside too bad he's not going to do anything about it

    • @angelareyes1920
      @angelareyes1920 8 лет назад

      Zoelakerbot of course they are!!

    • @stuntmen75
      @stuntmen75 8 лет назад +1

      Zoelakerbot point is don't invite either to a party lol

    • @idnyftw
      @idnyftw 8 лет назад +4

      when you finally beat Donald Trump he initiates self-destruct and uses his natural speaking voice

  • @tinyturnip7676
    @tinyturnip7676 8 лет назад +101

    Conan didn't sell his soul to the Democratic party. He did his job and went on with his life. That's how it's done (if any of you corporate talk show hosts would like to take note).

  • @cabbagelettuce3340
    @cabbagelettuce3340 8 лет назад +122

    AMERICA IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY!!!! As a first generation Asian immigrant I am so grateful to live in the best country in the world!!!

    • @brian.jrmontoya3227
      @brian.jrmontoya3227 8 лет назад +5

      Cabbage Lettuce it's great, but there's plenty of room for a lot of improvement, and I've lived here my whole life.

    • @cabbagelettuce3340
      @cabbagelettuce3340 8 лет назад +4

      Brian. Jr Montoya
      Of course, nothing is perfect. America is still the best country in the world. I can't believe I have a home in this beautiful country. I am so so blessed!

    • @cabbagelettuce3340
      @cabbagelettuce3340 8 лет назад +4

      supadox
      Of course!!
      A very proud American citizen!!

    • @latino914
      @latino914 8 лет назад +8

      Cabbage Lettuce so ashamed to be American right now.

    • @grumpy8133
      @grumpy8133 8 лет назад

      +latino914 Why?

  • @Neat95Freak
    @Neat95Freak 8 лет назад +262

    Conan is soo right about the other countries.. i live in the middle east and ive always dreamed of an opportunity to be able to vote and know that my opinion matters. Be thankful america.. true you didnt get what you wanted but others did and at least who ever you choose wont kill or torture u for making fun of him and going against his opinion... im syrian and that's what our president is doing.. you've always got that freedom of speech :)

    • @karimhussein3975
      @karimhussein3975 8 лет назад +12

      wow I thought I'm the only syrian that watches conan lol

    • @Musiquita8889
      @Musiquita8889 8 лет назад +13

      I was born in Cuba, and I know what you mean

    • @TheGrovdawg
      @TheGrovdawg 8 лет назад +3

      im australian, and we get people just as shitty. trust me, we arent better

    • @Neat95Freak
      @Neat95Freak 8 лет назад +5

      f mck no society is better than the other nothing is perfect my friend.. ive studied all about american democracy and the world's democracy there is always something bad in them. The least i want is a president that listens to his ppl (gives u the freedom of speech) and makes my country the best it can be. and that cant be achieved if the government is not democratic or if the president is not elected/loved by the ppl

    • @mrbrainbob5320
      @mrbrainbob5320 8 лет назад +1

      Awesome O'Troll true they are great democracies but thats mainly because of population. Its hard trying to make 320 million people happy.

  • @blizard7878
    @blizard7878 8 лет назад +71

    "Bring out the small helpless animal, for our amusement!" Conan is great

  • @memecheezit4875
    @memecheezit4875 8 лет назад +197

    I have crippling depression when I heard who won

  • @glorychain4630
    @glorychain4630 8 лет назад +67

    that alien predator joke is why Conan is our top comedian of the century. kevin hart is #2.

    • @glorychain4630
      @glorychain4630 8 лет назад +3

      but maybe he didn't write it himself but his execution is good.

    • @Itsphishayphishaaay
      @Itsphishayphishaaay 8 лет назад

      Tomo Dachi you must be trippin Kevin Hart is #2? This last special was garbage, the one before that was awful and the one before that meh, I'm a grown little man was hilarious, seriously funny was the best then it downfall from there, if you know anything about comedy and the craft you would know the greats are people like Louis ck, Bill burr, Dave chappelle, Richard Pryor, Paul Mooney, Bernie Mac etc Kevin Hart is just goofy, he's simple which is why he appeals to more people

    • @vikings-pistons
      @vikings-pistons 8 лет назад +7

      Tomo Dachi Louis CK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kevin Hart

    • @everquestfan
      @everquestfan 8 лет назад +1

      Which century we talking about? This Century CK,Black,Burr,Chappelle,Rock are my top 5.

    • @xBrOwNeDoG
      @xBrOwNeDoG 8 лет назад

      you think he writes his own stuff... absolute fool

  • @moses9426
    @moses9426 4 года назад +41

    This is why Conan is the best talk show host in America. 💪

  • @Creed412-
    @Creed412- 8 лет назад +31

    Conan is the only celebrity who isn't bitching and he's right, we have been in this situation before.

  • @jonothanarcher5165
    @jonothanarcher5165 8 лет назад +254

    The tears from the social justice warriors taste so good!

    • @slydog42069
      @slydog42069 8 лет назад +34

      Jonothan Archer
      I'm using it to water my lawn

    • @JohnDoe-hr8gb
      @JohnDoe-hr8gb 8 лет назад +18

      I haven't seen many tbh

    • @Gnomesmusher
      @Gnomesmusher 8 лет назад +108

      One time, I corrected someone on the dates of the American Civil War and he called me a "SJW". Another time, I commented how it was despicable that civilians were killed by a military drone and someone called me a "SJW".
      My point? The term "SJW" is being used by every idiot out there when they have no argument. By the way, Trump is the biggest right wing SJW out there. He cries and throws a tantrum and has threatened to sue people who said mean things about him. What a little bitch. He needs to sue to get his safe space.

    • @Extention6
      @Extention6 8 лет назад +30

      Jonothan Archer did you think of that one all by yourself?

    • @BlueBirdsFIy
      @BlueBirdsFIy 8 лет назад +36

      and when white men become the minority later this century, your tears will be delicious. can't wait to watch you all shrivel and cry like the bitches you actually are inside. you will get what you deserve lmaoooo. im so excited.

  • @yoyu2567
    @yoyu2567 4 года назад +26

    Look at this and then look at Kimmel reaction and you will see why conan is light years ahead of him

  • @HEARD201
    @HEARD201 8 лет назад +39

    Conan is the only late night guy that deals with politics in a sensible manner

  • @Sashowindfeather
    @Sashowindfeather 8 лет назад +84

    Thank you Mr. O'Brien. When our wisest are fools, and our fools speak great wisdom, we will be ok.

  • @thizzle7xu
    @thizzle7xu 8 лет назад +15

    This is why Conan is awesome. He can give a great, thoughtful analysis of the election without crapping on half the people in America. Unlike the rest of the late night hosts who are calling half the country racist. I mean, Seth Myers was literally crying on TV while calling people sexist over not voting for Hilary for the pure fact that she's a woman.
    Conan is a true class act!

    • @fastony9659
      @fastony9659 8 лет назад +2

      Tommy Hearns what's interesting is that Conan himself is a Democrat, yet he can still do basically everything you said.

    • @danielrottlaender9101
      @danielrottlaender9101 7 лет назад

      Conan would be a great lawyer. I'm sure he could take a witness apart and make you think that he's a great guy at the same time!

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 8 лет назад +183

    Anyone else hoping Conan was going bring out either 'Masturbating Bear' or 'Larry King' as the old cheap visual humor?

    • @aresef
      @aresef 8 лет назад +5

      Kenny Tee Masturbating Bear is NBC property, right?

    • @boingomendoza8303
      @boingomendoza8303 8 лет назад +3

      TOOOOOOTALLY THOUGHT that was gonna HAPPEN!!!

    • @ultrapaladin
      @ultrapaladin 8 лет назад

      I wanted short blue Jay Leno!

    • @lulzalfest
      @lulzalfest 8 лет назад +3

      Can't. They're all properties of NBC.

    • @Donbett1974
      @Donbett1974 8 лет назад +6

      I want Pimpbot 5000 back.

  • @Lulexiaa
    @Lulexiaa 8 лет назад +26

    I like it when Conan gets serious and deep

  • @derekconnors4128
    @derekconnors4128 8 лет назад +11

    Perfect reaction. Trying to bring us all together. That's what we need right now.

  • @kari500
    @kari500 8 лет назад +9

    One of the many reasons I'm a fan of Conan. I've been so anxious and worried since the results, and this made me laugh; thank you so much :)

  • @Teagan93singer
    @Teagan93singer 8 лет назад +5

    THIS is the way to handle disagreements, disappointments, and differing opinions. So much respect for this man!

  • @Billie4Mozzarella
    @Billie4Mozzarella 8 лет назад +6

    You can tell how depressed people in the audience were by how hard they laughed and cheered at the first joke. Conan is indeed a blessing, to make the day brighter.

  • @rachhhh19x
    @rachhhh19x 8 лет назад +56

    Anyone else feel really sorry for that dog

    • @cesarmadero05
      @cesarmadero05 8 лет назад

      Rachael Baker Not problem. that dog is not even THAT tall ;)

    • @vividhkothari1
      @vividhkothari1 8 лет назад

      I was surprised to see him so calm when being shackled like that and shoved inside a box where he can't move.

    • @bitfreakazoid
      @bitfreakazoid 8 лет назад +1

      Except he wasn't "shackled" and "shoved inside a box". Good job at trying to play off of emotions though.

    • @vividhkothari1
      @vividhkothari1 8 лет назад

      Great, then. I thought he was.

    • @trizzo343
      @trizzo343 8 лет назад +4

      Rachael Baker the dog looked so sad, I didn't find it funny at all :/

  • @ZombieWerePrechaunPire
    @ZombieWerePrechaunPire 8 лет назад +12

    Thanks to Conan for not acting like it is the end of the world.

  • @DH_Artist
    @DH_Artist 5 лет назад +7

    Honestly my favorite late night host. He’s actually funny, he’s nerdy and shows it, and he takes a neutral stance on political matters like this. Mad respect for you CoCo!!!!

  • @xodius80
    @xodius80 8 лет назад +49

    Dog looks scared and in pain, with a lot of uncertainty for his life, being chained up and patted by this giant being not being able to bark or move, is sad to have a dog like that, especially when it reminds me of America.

    • @beatrizpaoletti8246
      @beatrizpaoletti8246 8 лет назад +3

      How can your name be happy farmer? Hahahahha

    • @sungam69
      @sungam69 8 лет назад +1

      After watching the chinese "dogs boiled alive" video I'd say this one is quite lucky.
      Maybe he doesn't know ...

    • @xodius80
      @xodius80 8 лет назад

      sungam69 keep telling yourself that

    • @dontwatchthat869
      @dontwatchthat869 8 лет назад

      Happy Farmer They made sure he was perfectly safe. He was just scared or nervous or caught by surprise to be suddenly put in front of lights and a huge audience.

    • @somany5
      @somany5 8 лет назад

      I'd imagine the dog was fed plenty of treats afterward, better than killing it for food like what we do with most animals.

  • @Wakipenda
    @Wakipenda 8 лет назад +29

    Alien Vs. Predator...the tagline was: "Whoever wins, we lose"

  • @B20C0
    @B20C0 8 лет назад +42

    "We got to choose."
    Reality:
    "Here's 2 preselected people pick one!"
    - "But I hate both."
    "Your problem punk."

    • @13wayz70
      @13wayz70 4 года назад +1

      B20C0 ? Primaries?

    • @B20C0
      @B20C0 3 года назад

      @Illunworth Ye, with the stupid US "winner takes all"-voting system not really.

  • @ness_rinn
    @ness_rinn 8 лет назад +12

    i was waiting for this

  • @Codix007
    @Codix007 8 лет назад +5

    Conan is truly one of the greatest minds in today's generation.
    Thank you for sharing your optimism. #Conan2020

  • @sinlokemp
    @sinlokemp 8 лет назад +4

    A true comedian who is ever optimistic and continues to make us all smile! Much respect to you Sir!

  • @clarkparker4860
    @clarkparker4860 8 лет назад +7

    Not shitting on anyone but being greatful. Class act.

  • @Biskwyy
    @Biskwyy 8 лет назад +9

    Conan is so funny it makes his audience look like soundtracks

  • @Radi0he4d1
    @Radi0he4d1 8 лет назад +4

    wow Conan is the only late night host that is not acting all asshurt! Respect!

  • @saly4762
    @saly4762 8 лет назад +41

    "in America we got to pick who is gonna ruin our country" lol hell yah

  • @KennyMcCormick99
    @KennyMcCormick99 8 лет назад +37

    Damn I love & have so much respect for Conan...before even watching this, I knew he would take the high and classy road... (unlike what most people that are disappointed with the results are doing) and somehow made a good point, a joke and even a reference and phrase by Winston Churchill! (also one of my favorite political figures!) Conan is a class act and TRUMPS (lol, sorry had to) all the other bias late night host. #ScrewFallon #Conan2020

  • @healthhavencom
    @healthhavencom 8 лет назад +29

    "Every four years, we get to choose who will ruin our country."
    Exactly.
    When do we wise up and stop doing that?
    NOBODY For President 2016 2020 2024 and forever...
    Let Freedom Reign

  • @FredCracklin
    @FredCracklin 8 лет назад +5

    This is why Conan is still the best.

  • @alejandrocamones1743
    @alejandrocamones1743 8 лет назад +59

    Batman vs Superman too

    • @RealStevenStifler
      @RealStevenStifler 8 лет назад +9

      lol... Martha!!

    • @gnarkillguch
      @gnarkillguch 8 лет назад +9

      Why did you say that name?!

    • @kevthedestroyer1044
      @kevthedestroyer1044 8 лет назад

      Batman chose not to kill him

    • @RealStevenStifler
      @RealStevenStifler 8 лет назад

      +Kevork Sulahian yeah!... because of Martha lol... and immediately they become best buddies lol

    • @kevthedestroyer1044
      @kevthedestroyer1044 8 лет назад

      Steven Stifler​ well I'm best friend with my best friend because we hated the same person, so Martha seems logical to me

  • @TheSavageBountyHunter
    @TheSavageBountyHunter 2 года назад

    Conan please never stop
    I miss this show so freaking froken fraggin much 😢😢😢😢

  • @wills8288
    @wills8288 8 лет назад +22

    Good words Conan.

  • @starxhilmie
    @starxhilmie 8 лет назад +8

    Alien vs Predator sounds like legit candidate

  • @jeremycastro8223
    @jeremycastro8223 8 лет назад +1

    This is the reason I love conan he is the only late night talk show host that goes from making fun of the election to another joke instead of the other way around

  • @FoetusInYourNoodles
    @FoetusInYourNoodles 8 лет назад +5

    One of the only talk-show hosts without biased anti-Trump sentiment, love this man.

  • @doopliss-hb2os
    @doopliss-hb2os 8 лет назад +138

    #THEROCK2020

    • @bluejamandonions6598
      @bluejamandonions6598 8 лет назад +11

      #JOHNCENAFORPRESIDENT2020

    • @jhonnycultura4455
      @jhonnycultura4455 8 лет назад +7

      #Jamesellsworth4president2020 because every men with 2 pair of hands has a chance

    • @rizokahn
      @rizokahn 8 лет назад +2

      Who's hands he did chop off to do that?

    • @jhonnycultura4455
      @jhonnycultura4455 8 лет назад

      Am sorry 2 hands haaahahhaha! Am sorry my head is hurting so much right now...

    • @Wired4Life2
      @Wired4Life2 8 лет назад

      Can they win against Kanye West though?

  • @arthurmann578
    @arthurmann578 8 лет назад +1

    I miss seeing you on late night "regular" tv, Conan. I don"t own cable. In all my days of pain, you always cheered me up and made me laugh...something not easy to do to a person in constant chronic pain. I would like to thank you very much because you made a difference in my darkest days/nights.Thank you also, for keeping the faith!! Much love and God bless. Keep the show going.....

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi 8 лет назад +4

    "Alien vs Predator". xD Thanks, Coco, I needed that.

  • @alyssahugel54
    @alyssahugel54 8 лет назад +4

    Conan is one of my favorite humans in the world:)

  • @sga3084
    @sga3084 8 лет назад +1

    This is why I love Conan - Yes, some of us are nervous right now, but he is one of the few comedians keeping a level head about everything.

  • @Oliviux78
    @Oliviux78 10 месяцев назад +3

    That dog looks scared as hell. It looks as if he’s even crying.

  • @jpark8323
    @jpark8323 8 лет назад +4

    Great words👏

  • @tannazmotevalli
    @tannazmotevalli 8 лет назад +18

    "Cuba, Armenia, The Middle East..." the Middle East is not a country Conan...c'mon now

    • @carwashsoap
      @carwashsoap 8 лет назад +12

      I think he knows that, and you know what he meant(the general region), you just want to be a smartass

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 7 лет назад +1

      And he's Harvard 'educated.' Imagine the stupidity of the US...sigh...

    • @d7omi111
      @d7omi111 6 лет назад +2

      every country in the middle east doesn't have true democracy . now you can shush

    • @nickname8619
      @nickname8619 6 лет назад

      @@d7omi111
      oh really? not even israel?

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 4 года назад +1

      @@d7omi111 neither does the US, but none of those ME countries are causing mass invasions, bombing civilians or murdering innocent people (except israel). "trUe dEmOcRaCy" stick it up your ass, see if it fits. The US doesn't have democracy any more than Kuwait or Russia does.

  • @trinidadbotello9906
    @trinidadbotello9906 8 лет назад +9

    Hello darkness my old friend, meet my other friend Conan.

  • @jazziew2148
    @jazziew2148 8 лет назад

    You actually made me feel a tiny bit better. Thanks for those 20 seconds of relief. Love you Coco

  • @rosehof4211
    @rosehof4211 8 лет назад +4

    I watched all talk show host reacted to election result. This is the best one and I truly agree with him esp alien vs predator

  • @bodybuilder718
    @bodybuilder718 6 лет назад +4

    " we get to choose our leaders"
    Lmao funniest joke Conan ever said!

  • @samdiego1965
    @samdiego1965 4 года назад +2

    This is one of many reasons why Conan is by far the best

  • @Loulou9031
    @Loulou9031 8 лет назад +18

    shoulda got Bernie in there instead of Clinton, it woulda been a wash over hours in. they fucked up big time

    • @sandshot4528
      @sandshot4528 8 лет назад +1

      Fhbdesfbhjbdgbvd 03 umm no he's socialist

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral 8 лет назад +1

      SAND ShOt _Democratic_ socialist.

    • @Loulou9031
      @Loulou9031 8 лет назад +10

      Do you know countries like Sweden, Denmark and some other European countries are ran under a democratic socialist? Denmark named as the happiest country on earth, it's saying something 

    • @marshalmills4037
      @marshalmills4037 8 лет назад

      Fhbdesfbhjbdgbvd 03 I really don't know about that, he was a pushover

  • @gnortune8536
    @gnortune8536 8 лет назад +4

    Conan for president and Steven Yeun for vice president

  • @sametzweiler2630
    @sametzweiler2630 8 лет назад +2

    This is why I love Conan, he doesn't take sides like all of these other cringey late nights who just hate people

  • @hessaah1844
    @hessaah1844 8 лет назад +30

    I feel sorry for the Americans its SAD 😭 RIP America

  • @farisal-amer7635
    @farisal-amer7635 8 лет назад +5

    "Give anything to have our system."
    Not really Conan. Not really. 😂

  • @elbobcat
    @elbobcat 8 лет назад +1

    Dude, that was a really good speech. Thanks.

  • @skmc6915
    @skmc6915 8 лет назад +3

    You forgot one: Leno vs O'Brien. Winston Churchill also said... "I might be fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet"

  • @IllRockYourSox1
    @IllRockYourSox1 8 лет назад +3

    After seeing the childish election reactions from the likes of Seth Meyers and Stephen Colbert, I have the utmost respect for Conan. Instead of whining and complaining, he took the high road and I like him more for that. Stay classy, Conan.

  • @Spencer-op5fr
    @Spencer-op5fr 8 лет назад +1

    Conan is the best of the best in talk shows because he doesn't try to influence his audience with his political views. He's fair, neutral, and light-hearted about it.

  • @TheLivirus
    @TheLivirus 8 лет назад +5

    Poor dog looks terrified.

  • @dhalsim-1
    @dhalsim-1 8 лет назад +13

    Americans will clap and cheer anything.

    • @DarknessIsThePath
      @DarknessIsThePath 8 лет назад +4

      " We are going to die out because Trump doesn't believe in Global Warming at all "
      YAY *cheering and clapping* lmao

    • @playerone6995
      @playerone6995 8 лет назад

      Sad but true.

  • @boldsign
    @boldsign 6 лет назад

    Conan is so classy and calm with his bold wit. That's why I love him over about every late night talk show host.

  • @redsiberian
    @redsiberian 8 лет назад +6

    It's not like we had much of a choice

  • @Gouki6669
    @Gouki6669 8 лет назад +49

    CONAN FOR PRESIDENT PLEASE

    • @Gravyballs2011
      @Gravyballs2011 8 лет назад +3

      That would be a fair trade.

    • @deerlord2363
      @deerlord2363 8 лет назад +15

      And his hair for vice-president.

    • @alextownsend4706
      @alextownsend4706 6 лет назад

      @@deerlord2363 Or Jake Tapper would be nice.

    • @ikigai47
      @ikigai47 5 лет назад

      derp. "i like the guy! therefore whatever policies he has I am for!"

  • @rinr7052
    @rinr7052 8 лет назад

    Thanks, Conan. Really needed to hear this 👍

  • @naruxsaku
    @naruxsaku 8 лет назад +4

    Conan's hair is particularly taller in this episode.

  • @josiahlikestodance
    @josiahlikestodance 8 лет назад +4

    that dog look terrified Conan, damn

  • @BandamameDkhar
    @BandamameDkhar 4 года назад +1

    This speech makes me subscribed to this channel

  • @slomas8863
    @slomas8863 8 лет назад +9

    Churchill also said: ''I do not admit... that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of
    America, or the black people of Australia... by the fact that a
    stronger race, a higher grade race... has come in and taken its place''

    • @pit3768
      @pit3768 8 лет назад +3

      Churchill was a bastard, he was imperialistic, rasist and war criminal. Yes, he was an enemy of Hitler, but gues what Stalin was also.

    • @RedDwarff
      @RedDwarff 8 лет назад +1

      Pit ... Conan is very intelligent ,that's why he sees great words in what Churchill said.It takes intelligence to spot intelligence, that's why you see nothing.

    • @SeanUCF
      @SeanUCF 8 лет назад

      +slomas
      Wow! I never knew that! I won't be thinking of him the same anymore.

    • @pit3768
      @pit3768 8 лет назад +2

      AWOL: I see a rude racist and I don't mean Conan. If you would read something about what Churchill did, you would know that he wasn't realy a nice guy. But what Churchill did was for Great Britain which is an old ally of USA (British and Americans were working together most of the time), that's a reason why he is still quite popular. And a lot of people doesn't realy know about goings on behind the scenes, or see trough them...

    • @kristofgreystone4155
      @kristofgreystone4155 8 лет назад

      "Future fascists will call themselves anti-fascists"

  • @firstofrado8689
    @firstofrado8689 8 лет назад +6

    now, olympus has fallen will be a real thing