Henning Wehn - The A-Z Of Being British

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024

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  • @kevinhayler3499
    @kevinhayler3499 Год назад +179

    Henning I was born and raised in Bognor and I'm still on medication.

  • @SpiritmanProductions
    @SpiritmanProductions Год назад +153

    I laughed way too hard at the pub joke. 😂

  • @Brian-om2hh
    @Brian-om2hh Год назад +180

    It seems ironic, but Henning is developing into a British National Treasure. He was once asked why he chose to come and live in Britain, to which he replied " the lovely weather, the tasty food, and the classy women". Priceless...... And the best of it is, that it's almost a privilege to be insulted by Henning. A genuinely funny guy. I always look forward to his appearances on Would I Lie To You. That show was made for him. His (mainly true) tall stories are matched only by Bob Mortimer's Mortimerian Tales......And going back to pre-pandemic, Henning put in a very creditable performance for a comedian on BBC's Question Time.....answering questions clearly and logically, getting lots of applause in the process.

    • @ivorsmith3999
      @ivorsmith3999 Год назад +4

      He once stayed at my brother's place and enjoyed a huge full English breakfast in the morning.

    • @Wolfways
      @Wolfways Год назад +2

      He lives in London, not Britain 😝

    • @lesleyclaff3172
      @lesleyclaff3172 Год назад +7

      He lives near me in North London. I told him I thought he was very funny. 'Ya for a German' he replied.

    • @adambattersby8934
      @adambattersby8934 Год назад

      So he came to live in Britain but couldn't give a good reason why he wanted to live in the greatest country in the world.
      Very classy.

    • @stephaniecarrow4898
      @stephaniecarrow4898 10 месяцев назад +1

      I wish he was a regular on WILTY. I love his stories, and his amiable, mildly self-effacing and generally lighthearted personality.

  • @terryhayward7905
    @terryhayward7905 Год назад +116

    Nobody can insult a British seaside town as nicely as an adopted foreigner, and Henning does it so well :)
    I thought Weston super Mare was bad, its paradise compared to Bognor. Come and visit us here Henning.

    • @andrewharper1609
      @andrewharper1609 Год назад +6

      At least Weston can boast it is the birthplace of Ritchie Blackmore. Bognor has a most recent claim to fame of Russ Abbott taking the mickey back in the 80's. I agree with Henning that the view was nice though.

    • @Oswadomob
      @Oswadomob Год назад +2

      I loved Weston when I visited

    • @therealpbristow
      @therealpbristow Год назад +4

      Good old Weston Super Mud! =:o]

    • @homolgus1
      @homolgus1 Год назад +1

      @@andrewharper1609 Yes Weston was pretty grim when I visited

  • @jobredin29
    @jobredin29 Год назад +15

    I absolutely adore Henning Wehn! He is always on my fantasy dinner party guests.

  • @jackreacher5667
    @jackreacher5667 Год назад +41

    love Henning and his tongue in cheek observations on the British.
    I may be wrong but TV now seems to be reverting back to "little Britain" type TV, celebrating everything British, and burying our heads in the sand again.

    • @bluevan12
      @bluevan12 Год назад

      It's what the public wants. Some stuff from the past was genuinely funny and still is . I bet in the 70's there were people calling morecambe and wise shit but due to their being only 3 channels and no social media it was rare to hear such criticism.

  • @dontuno
    @dontuno Год назад +15

    Already made my day and it's only 9 in the morning. Some classics in this very subtle humour. Can't wait for the next expose.

  • @megapangolin1093
    @megapangolin1093 Год назад +12

    Great video, Henning. Thank you for such a brilliant review, it should keep people away and leave it for the locals for many years!

  • @fidelogos7098
    @fidelogos7098 Год назад +1

    I'm American and first encountered Henning on Would I Lie To You re-runs in the States. I'm so glad I found this channel! And it's good to know that he's in Britiain and not bicycling through Morocco!

  • @torfrida6663
    @torfrida6663 Год назад +2

    Excellent! Been a fan for years. Told some excellent stories on Would I lie to You. 👍🇬🇧

  • @mikedytham9996
    @mikedytham9996 Год назад +1

    Cumbernauld - yeah, bit pants. Croydon - hmmm, very pants. Cockermouth - ohh errr, bit rude! hahaha

  • @effyleven
    @effyleven Год назад +1

    Nice to see Bognor thriving in these difficult times. Thanks, Henning.

  • @davidbarnes241
    @davidbarnes241 Год назад +4

    Priceless observations 👏👏👏

  • @dan7163
    @dan7163 6 месяцев назад

    Everybody wants to be Hennings friend. He has that kind of Energy

  • @greghowse8306
    @greghowse8306 Год назад +4

    I love his dry sense of humour

  • @JollyGraham
    @JollyGraham Год назад +8

    Makes me proud to be British!

  • @MrHappyBirthday
    @MrHappyBirthday 11 месяцев назад

    This was hilarious. You are awesome Henning

  • @plunketgreene3646
    @plunketgreene3646 Год назад +1

    "!n this business I travel a lot. I've been to Cumbernauld..."

  • @bennylloyd-willner9667
    @bennylloyd-willner9667 Год назад +6

    Great video, I found you on QI (as many else have done I guess) and if you only get your RUclips uploading to work with a proper resolution I'll enjoy it even more👍

    • @John-nr6gg
      @John-nr6gg Год назад +1

      QI...? Oh thank you for that tip. Up to now, I've been managing only on Henning in "Would I Lie To You?" Priceless! The only comedy better than British comedy, is British comedy through German eyes!

  • @lee4171
    @lee4171 9 месяцев назад +1

    Befriending young boys with candy floss. Love it.

  • @Grid56
    @Grid56 Год назад

    The fishermen were too bored to talk to me 😂. Great beach lol! Only if you like pebble imprints in your rse!

  • @seanbottrill6786
    @seanbottrill6786 Год назад +1

    Just booked a week at the Royal. Splendid stuff

  • @nemo6686
    @nemo6686 Год назад

    I was grinning like a Cheshire cat at the title, and it only got better from there. _Bugger Bognor_ , as the dying King is alleged to have said...

  • @robnewton3368
    @robnewton3368 11 месяцев назад

    Henning is so good natured, intelligent and witty, somebody should commission him to do a “Notes From a Small Island” Bill Bryson type travelogue. It’d be hilarious and insightful.

  • @michaelquinn8
    @michaelquinn8 Год назад +1

    Most of Hennings's ancestors haven't been any further than Calais.

  • @stephensmith799
    @stephensmith799 Год назад +1

    We went for a day trip to Bognor. When we got home the 6 o’clock News showed that the bin we sat next to and dropped our rubbish into had contained an IRA bomb…. The one the local also remembers

  • @kapuzinergruft
    @kapuzinergruft Год назад +3

    Reminds me of my time in Britain in the ninties, working in strange places mending animals... a police officer on retirement followed me in his car because he found it strange how I drove. I think he slightly overstepped his authority... 🤣

  • @paulthompson8996
    @paulthompson8996 Год назад

    The bit at 2:10 for about 15 seconds just cracks me up every time.

  • @anemone104
    @anemone104 Год назад

    Went to Butlins in Bognor on a coach organised by the WI once in the early '80s. My Mum, my friend Max and my little sister. It peed down most of the day, most of the rides were closed, the swimming pool on the first floor pissed water into the lounge on the ground floor and the broken glass on the tops of all the walls by the entrance didn't glisten in the non-existent sun. Went back (to Bognor, not Butlitz) to run a training course of tree felling a few year later and have never been back. Can't think of any reason why I would.....

  • @jonathanwales2550
    @jonathanwales2550 Год назад

    i pressed thumbs up before i watched it, says it all

  • @robbie_
    @robbie_ 9 месяцев назад

    I can't believe Henning went to Bognor, walked down the pier and didn't mention the Birdman competition. I don't think he even knows about the Birdman competition!

  • @TheJohhnyrotten
    @TheJohhnyrotten Год назад +2

    Henning has definitely got a German/cockney accent.

  • @paulwallis7586
    @paulwallis7586 Год назад +1

    Bognor Pier Leisure Limited certainly is limiting. A bit of barbed wire could limit anyone.

  • @paulmidsussex3409
    @paulmidsussex3409 Год назад +3

    Very lucky you didn't lose a hand waving that chip about.

  • @EatingMachine23
    @EatingMachine23 Год назад +6

    Great content as always but how can this be posted 8 days ago but looks like it was filmed in the 1800s 😂

    • @cathyj9382
      @cathyj9382 Год назад +1

      Bognor really was beuatiful in the 1800's, with cosy cottages and grand, sweepingly beautiful old buildings. Most are gone, replaced by squareness, concrete and glass. Much of the pier has been allowed to fall into the sea and what's left is crumbling.
      The sea is still beautful.

  • @vickyflanagan5795
    @vickyflanagan5795 Год назад

    lol thanks for the chuckle you are one astute chap.

  • @anemone104
    @anemone104 Год назад

    Presumably Bognor Pier is closed in weather when you would need to wear a jumper....

  • @citizen..X
    @citizen..X Год назад

    It would be ironic if, The Royal Hotel suddenly had more than one guest on a bank holiday, after watching this..

  • @garyrooksby
    @garyrooksby 8 месяцев назад

    Henning, you're a genius!

  • @peachyllama722
    @peachyllama722 Год назад +1

    I used to enjoy the Birdman competition off the pier

  • @nicholasbell9017
    @nicholasbell9017 Год назад

    Henning, you missed the crazy golf course. I went with friends to Bognor once, to see the Bognor Birdman event, in which people attempt to fly in home-made gliders off the tip of the pier. We arrived, only to find it was cancelled. That's when we found the crazy golf! Oh what a day we had, a bit like yours....

    • @Hereford1642
      @Hereford1642 Год назад

      Was it cancelled when someone read the sign and realized that they would all get prosecuted?

  • @terenceherming1838
    @terenceherming1838 Год назад

    I'm my opinion this was not an amazing holiday. But as they say- beauty is in the eye of the beholder

  • @ivandavies1388
    @ivandavies1388 Год назад

    Henning. you are a true treasure, you should get a Knighthood!😁😂

  • @soledweller
    @soledweller Год назад

    Every Englishman’s favourite German comedian.. that’s not something you read very often!!😂

  • @laurencegoulty3196
    @laurencegoulty3196 Год назад +3

    Yes the British seaside is shat, but it takes a German to point that out. Many thanks ☺️

  • @markgent6081
    @markgent6081 Год назад

    The only reason bognor and Brighton are popular is it is close to london. The beaches are stoney and it's an absolute ball-ache to get to from anywhere but London.
    Love Henning though

  • @malahammer
    @malahammer Год назад

    Was this back in the mid 90's

  • @daviddenham1511
    @daviddenham1511 Год назад

    How apt…..that guy in the Chelsea shirt……

  • @carliem9494
    @carliem9494 Год назад

    I’ve been to all those places!
    Nice to see the hotel put you in the bridal suite too! (Yep I’m another - slight local - just along the coast in Emsworth).
    Emsworth is famous for giving several people typhus in 1902 - and so killing the Dean of Winchester (along with several others), by feeding them oysters contaminated with raw sewage (one way of destroying the village’s main industry of the time!)
    “Bugger Bognor!” (George V - allegedly)

  • @alst4817
    @alst4817 Год назад

    Henning’s bag is the most German thing ever

  • @nevadatan7323
    @nevadatan7323 8 месяцев назад

    Reminder: Napalm exists.
    - Sincerely, Bog Resident.
    Please. Take me out too.

  • @MrLoslucid
    @MrLoslucid Год назад

    Oh please please please, Henning on brexit the miniseries

  • @ianfraser8347
    @ianfraser8347 Год назад

    Full marks Henning. But the picture quality is awful. Or is it me ?

  • @sabinemackinnon3510
    @sabinemackinnon3510 Год назад +1

    I bet he got attacked by the seagulls fir a chip soon after...his observations, spot on.

    • @frglee
      @frglee Год назад

      Despite the rather tatty side of things in Bognor, Henning points out the place is actually rather nice.

  • @gordonsmith4884
    @gordonsmith4884 Год назад

    It takes a German to understand the British more than we do ourselves. Now if only Henning could explain it to me🙂

  • @5minuterevolutionary493
    @5minuterevolutionary493 Год назад

    Henning Wehn was invented by Jesus. Sorry, gratuitous Unbelievable Truth reference, I am not even a christian. Wehn is probably the most consistently funny contributor to that panel show, which is very much worth a listen in general (it's on the archive shhhh).

  • @jotheakston2405
    @jotheakston2405 Год назад +1

    Oh my god that hotel was rank!

    • @petewarner2973
      @petewarner2973 Год назад

      It hasn't been a hotel for years. It's recently been modernised and is now private flats

  • @snap-n-shoot
    @snap-n-shoot Год назад

    Typical of seaside towns it seems. Been to a few over the years and they are all similar. Most shops shut down, hotels shabby and rundown and greasy food. One hotel had a sign in one town that had a selling point of having slot machines in the bar…classy. Beer was like piss. Went to a restaurant and their wine choice was basically dry, medium or sweet….

  • @dean-does-stuff-81
    @dean-does-stuff-81 Год назад

    Bognor is a dive for sure. But still well worth a visit….

  • @joesoy9185
    @joesoy9185 Год назад

    Nicht schlecht, Henning. Ich denke ich werde wieder nach Deutschland gehen und eine Karriere aufbauen in dem ich die Deutschen verarsche. Viel Stoff gibt´s ja! (oder du macht´s selber!)

  • @Ballinalower
    @Ballinalower Год назад

    You might be in line for the British throne yourself.

  • @joncawte6150
    @joncawte6150 Год назад

    Amazon, please pick up Henning for a UK travel series or 10

  • @peterfromgw4615
    @peterfromgw4615 Год назад +1

    Mate, “the Gypsy lady said she couldn’t read my tea leaves because she doesn’t know German”……. Henning, you are a total pisser!!!😅😂. Grüße aus Australien.

  • @xmfclick
    @xmfclick 11 месяцев назад

    Encouraging the bowls players: "Come on you whites"

  • @jonathanjones9790
    @jonathanjones9790 Год назад +562

    Henning, I believe you do British humour better than we do ourselves...

    • @Johnny-sj9sj
      @Johnny-sj9sj Год назад +7

      Der Führer was a great comedian! Except for that time on the 30th of April 1945 when he died on stage.
      I thenk you! 🎼🎺🎷🎹🥁🥁🥁🤡

    • @jojojo8835
      @jojojo8835 Год назад +5

      Lol English maybe because it’s Saxon humour. You’ve got to add in a big slice of Celtic humour and season with some international spices before I’d call it British humour.😉

    • @landotucker
      @landotucker Год назад +14

      He understands the sarcasm perfectly

    • @asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791
      @asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791 Год назад +11

      It's almost like there isn't such a thing as British Humour. It's just the only humour British people know because we don't speak other languages. You can find "British humour" anywhere.

    • @asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791
      @asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791 Год назад +2

      @@bluejay2529 Because Europeans speak English as well, it's the most common second language. The question might as well have been "what other country's comedy scene have you watched before".

  • @andrewleah1983
    @andrewleah1983 Год назад +291

    “I befriended two young boys by offering them candy floss.” Never change my man.

    • @martinnoyes8507
      @martinnoyes8507 Год назад +7

      Is he really a German ?

    • @andrewleah1983
      @andrewleah1983 Год назад +21

      @@martinnoyes8507 Yes, he’s just lived in England for so many years he’s picked up a few bad habits haha.

    • @andrewsheppard3189
      @andrewsheppard3189 Год назад +31

      And their parents should be proud of them. Polite and confident.

    • @andrewleah1983
      @andrewleah1983 Год назад +4

      @@andrewsheppard3189 My comment wasn’t a reference to the boys being bad or anything.

    • @garymitchell277
      @garymitchell277 Год назад +7

      Very avuncular. 🥑

  • @johnthefinn
    @johnthefinn Год назад +458

    At the age of 50, I learned I had been conceived in Bognor. My despair on hearing this was bottomless.

    • @Chris-mf1rm
      @Chris-mf1rm Год назад +60

      Just think. If anything was open in Bognor you might not be here.

    • @PaddyDoc
      @PaddyDoc Год назад +30

      @@Chris-mf1rm Lucky for him, his Mum opened up that day.

    • @langdalepaul
      @langdalepaul Год назад +5

      Poor old Bognor. Once upon a time it was magnificent.

    • @christopherblanchard2099
      @christopherblanchard2099 Год назад +8

      My commiserations.

    • @vumba1331
      @vumba1331 Год назад +7

      @@langdalepaul That can be said of many towns and cities in the UK.

  • @Neilhuny
    @Neilhuny Год назад +53

    This was SO funny! That rude joke you told to the little kids on the pier was outrageous and funny, as was the reaction to it!

  • @Nettsinthewoods
    @Nettsinthewoods Год назад +154

    Bless you Henning. I laughed and laughed. You are 100% accurate in your observations. As a Brit and a lover of the seaside, I could not have expressed myself better than you have done. More please!

  • @simono4991
    @simono4991 Год назад +20

    The fact the IRA chose to use some of their precious Semtex to blow up the front of Woolworths in Bognor Regis is one of the world’s great mysteries. It happened in 1994 by the way, not 10 years ago!

    • @nothanks9050
      @nothanks9050 Год назад +1

      His response and understanding of time is actually quite normal for the area. In Bognor many people still live in the early 2000's, stubbornly refusing to acknowledge the last 15/20 years where the town and most things in general really went to shit.

    • @tinarichardson364
      @tinarichardson364 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@nothanks9050 Yes, I think it's a British seaside phenomenon. I am temporarily living on the Norfolk coast and feel like I am in a time warp. Some shops only take cash. Some don't open on a Monday or have half day closing on Wednesday. It feels like the 1980s...

    • @nothanks9050
      @nothanks9050 7 месяцев назад

      @@tinarichardson364 Today I live in rural France, it's still like the 1950s or 1960's here in many respects, but in a quaint/good way. The inconvenience is worth adapting to for the positives. Like only 20 children in a classroom, not 40 and extremely low crime etc.

  • @bobbralee1019
    @bobbralee1019 Год назад +110

    Great stuff Henning!! I lived in Germany for 5 years I can see why looking at Britain can be a mine for humour, keep up the good work.

    • @leoroverman4541
      @leoroverman4541 Год назад +9

      I'm an Oldenburger (Old) and actually the Bavarians make me laugh. They're just as daft. Henning, mach dir keine sorgen😂

    • @EllieD.Violet
      @EllieD.Violet Год назад +4

      @@leoroverman4541 Jetzt aber mal halblang, junger Mann. Sonst werden wir beim naechsten Laenderfinanzausgleich knickerig.
      Durchschnittsverdienst Oldenburg: 2470
      Niedersachsen: Nettoempfaenger
      Durchschnittsverdienst Muenchen: 4.650
      Bayern: groesster Nettozahler
      Wir sind zumindest nicht zu daemlich bei den Finanzen 😎. Beim Tourismus auch nicht. Die Wirtschaft kriegen wir auch so halbwegs hin.
      Gruss vom Chiemsee

    • @roystonvasey5471
      @roystonvasey5471 Год назад +14

      German humour is no laughing matter.

    • @leoroverman4541
      @leoroverman4541 Год назад +2

      @@roystonvasey5471 wanna bet😀

    • @leoroverman4541
      @leoroverman4541 Год назад +2

      @@EllieD.Violet Oh du meine Guete, Junger mann Ich bin in meine 70ger jahre. Wie man sagt, sie haben gebissen😁

  • @gillb9222
    @gillb9222 11 месяцев назад +23

    Lmao...I love the kids reaction to the pub joke. They are so wholesome, their parents must be very proud

  • @liquidsnail7305
    @liquidsnail7305 Год назад +33

    Ah man, I never would have thought Henning travelling to Bognor would be funny but this is comedy gold!

  • @kafrabuchai5771
    @kafrabuchai5771 Год назад +60

    Henning, many of us have been watching you for 10 years. Keep em coming!

  • @David_Baxendale
    @David_Baxendale Год назад +74

    If anything sums up the world today it is a kid asking a comedian to say something funny, comedian tells a joke, kid laughs and then says "it's a bit of an adult humour one isn't it".

    • @chrisburn7178
      @chrisburn7178 Год назад +12

      It was great to see kids that age out on their scooters without an adult, and talking so politely. It's astonishing how few kids get out on bikes/boards or whatever unless it's a forced family day out.

    • @simonsimon325
      @simonsimon325 Год назад +3

      You know you're an old fart when kids are perfectly polite and you're still finding something to complain about.

    • @somerandomguy2073
      @somerandomguy2073 Год назад

      ​@@chrisburn7178Yeah, that isn't rare. Don't know where you live.

    • @chrisburn7178
      @chrisburn7178 Год назад +1

      @@somerandomguy2073 Kent. It's extremely rare, to the point where you just don't see it. I work in primary schools teaching bikeability and almost none of the kids are allowed to ride or walk to school by themselves, they get ferried in massive SUVs, whose drivers leave the engine running while they wait half an hour because they had to get there that early to bag their parking space. It's awful.

  • @TesterAnimal1
    @TesterAnimal1 Год назад +252

    Adopted natives always have the best take on their adopted homeland.
    More please Henning!

    • @philipegginton5761
      @philipegginton5761 Год назад +11

      I worked at the royal Norfolk hotel, they say that the pier was damaged and in danger of breaking up,so they they sawed the end from the rest. Next storm took the middle out.

    • @therealpbristow
      @therealpbristow Год назад +1

      @@philipegginton5761 Oops! "Maybe we should have taken that bit out first..." =:oD

    • @upendasana7857
      @upendasana7857 Год назад +4

      NO anyone whose spent any time living and working outside Britian or learnt wother languages or cultures can see the strange idiocyncroncies of the Brits or those who come from mixed cultural backgrounds.Its only those who seem to have no other cultural reference other than their own who cannot see it.

  • @JackT13
    @JackT13 Год назад +16

    I’m sat in Bolivia missing home, but after watching this I remember why I left 😂

  • @chriswarburton-brown4028
    @chriswarburton-brown4028 Год назад +17

    In 1936 George V was very unwell. He was told he could go to Bognor to recover. 'Bugger Bognor!' he said, and died. Absolutely true.

    • @mikelheron20
      @mikelheron20 7 месяцев назад

      Afraid not. This frequently repeated story was debunked many years ago.

  • @loricovington7936
    @loricovington7936 Год назад +15

    That was a crack-up! And the "Royal Hotel Dump"! How do innkeepers get away with lodging people in such grubbiness? Thank you for telling the truth about British "hospitality".

  • @widget3672
    @widget3672 Год назад +25

    He may be German by birth, but by jove he's become as English as any one of us!

  • @peternoble3691
    @peternoble3691 Год назад +40

    Idea for documentary… ‘Wehn in Rome’. Looking forward to it already Henning 😉

  • @robedmunds7163
    @robedmunds7163 Год назад +34

    Whatever show this guy is in, he makes it great.

  • @Life.justgetsbetter
    @Life.justgetsbetter Год назад +48

    As someone who actually lives here...this was hysterical 🤣🤣🤣

  • @normplatt7549
    @normplatt7549 Год назад +27

    Have not seen or heard of you for some time! Glad to see the german comedy ambassador still being me old mucker! Great chuckler!

  • @williamblackler6968
    @williamblackler6968 Год назад +16

    As someone who grew up in Bognor with German heritage, i thoroughly enjoyed this!

  • @williamnethercott4364
    @williamnethercott4364 Год назад +40

    More Henning Wehn on TV please!

  • @MeltandCast
    @MeltandCast Год назад +33

    More please Henning !!! You have a lovely sense of humour :)

  • @ahartify
    @ahartify Год назад +50

    Very funny, Henning! When are we going to see a whole program from you on TV about Britain, post Brexit? As someone from New Zealand who has visited the UK a few times all this seems very familiar.

  • @ajrwilde14
    @ajrwilde14 Год назад +44

    we need more stuff like this

  • @wellardme
    @wellardme Год назад +47

    We need Henning on all TV shows. You're not even British but you top ours in all ways. Intelligent and full of satire. Was laughing so much 😂

    • @edwinov
      @edwinov Год назад

      You should check in to mental hospital.

    • @wellardme
      @wellardme Год назад

      @edwinov it's: check INTO (written together) A (you need an article) mental hospital. Your English is shit. Please learn our language properly before embarrassing yourself 👍🏼

    • @Shelsight
      @Shelsight 8 месяцев назад

      @@edwinov- you should try to have a sense of humour as decent as @wellardme and Henning… And learn to write proper sentences too, eh?

    • @edwinov
      @edwinov 8 месяцев назад

      @@Shelsight henning has no sense of humor, no german does. I wrote my sentence in simplified English, so even a german would understand it.

    • @schlusenbauch2715
      @schlusenbauch2715 3 месяца назад

      ​@@edwinovIch kann Englisch, aber du kannst kein Deutsch. Volltrottel.

  • @deefman123
    @deefman123 Год назад +40

    this video proves that Henning has the ability to be positive in one of the most depressing of places

    • @Blahde
      @Blahde Год назад +1

      The UK is very depressing, I agree.

  • @matthewpocock4824
    @matthewpocock4824 Год назад +42

    Henning Wehn is the world's funniest German. "The fisherman was too depressed to talk to me." 😂😂

    • @sureshot8399
      @sureshot8399 Год назад +2

      To be fair, there's not much credible competition for that title.

    • @matthewpocock4824
      @matthewpocock4824 Год назад

      @@sureshot8399 Herr Doktor, Herr Doktor, ich hab jeden Morgen um 7 Uhr Stuhlgang!” - “Ja, das ist doch sehr gut!” - “Aber ich steh erst um halb acht auf!”

  • @hensonlaura
    @hensonlaura Год назад +18

    This is good! I would watch the whole alphabet, Henning; you have a great personality & perspective. Thumbs up from Baja Mexico.

  • @jonjones6583
    @jonjones6583 Год назад +11

    Thank you Henning! awfully hysterical! I think you have definitely hit the spot about describing Sunny Buzzing Bognor with its exciting holiday residences ! Thank you! Keep em coming! Do one for Blackpool please? Cheers Old Bean! 🎉

  • @saiello2061
    @saiello2061 Год назад +12

    Can't read his tea leaves cos she can't read German...! 🤣

  • @bobss3704
    @bobss3704 Год назад +10

    My parents lived in Bognor, I left for Australia 40 years ago and when I go back (very occasionally) I visit Bognor and it totally reinforces my reasons for leaving!

    • @Lily-Bravo
      @Lily-Bravo Год назад +1

      I left for Australia 40 years ago but came back. I love it here, but have never been to Bognor. My family were in Brighton. Quite a different vibe.

    • @angelapietras1235
      @angelapietras1235 2 месяца назад

      @@Lily-BravoHow on earth can any British person like the UK after living in beautiful Australia,I’m British left there 44 years ago to live in Newzealand ,even though our country is going downhill it’s 💯 better than the UK.

    • @Lily-Bravo
      @Lily-Bravo 2 месяца назад

      @@angelapietras1235 There are things I miss about Australia of course. But I missed the greenness, the history, the birdsong, the seasons, the pubs, the footpaths throughout the countryside, the old houses,. the castles, the easy access to other countries, the canals, the culture, the radio, BBC radio 4, the differences within a shorter distance, the ability people have to look beyond our shores, the fact that where I live I rub shoulders with rich and poor, educated and not, professional and workman, even titled and not. We came home because my teaching qualifications were not recognised in WA, and my husband wanted to start a business and the UK is more of a hub for customers than Australia. I got a job within a couple of months of arrival and a year on, we had a village house with a fantastic view, a business and a baby. My sons are Australian by descent, and have been several times, but they do not want to live there. We arrived back by boat at Harwich, and were greeted by a couple of policemen at the end of the gangplank with a cheery Good evening, then train into Liverpool street where the London architecture I had lived in previously hit me with something akin to love. I love this place, whatever the politics of the time, whatever the annoying tacky yobbos say.

  • @mrkiplingreallywasanexceed8311
    @mrkiplingreallywasanexceed8311 Год назад +66

    Oh I love him - his mangled English is still better than most of ours and gives him such a funny character - he plays the hapless foreigner so well and he uses that to take the piss out of the English nearly as much as he does himself and the Chherrrrmans😃 Mind you, those two little kids he chanced upon on the pier that he told the joke to and the smaller one thought it was hilarious but was simultaneously a bit shocked and the other one almost slightly offended and effecting that ever-so-slightly affronted, almost prissy sort of King's Scholar and Head Boy tone, who clearly couldn't quite believe this German comedian would tell such a vulgar joke to two small children just gave the scene a marvellously amateur, non-repeatable and UTTERLY English sort of wonkiness which was a real delight!!

    • @stigkrakpants3052
      @stigkrakpants3052 Год назад

      well improve your english skills then

    • @mrkiplingreallywasanexceed8311
      @mrkiplingreallywasanexceed8311 Год назад

      @@stigkrakpants3052 what do you suggest - I have re read what I wrote and find there to be nothing amiss with the spelling, grammar, syntax, punctuation or "sense". So, perhaps you could edit it and show us all how it's done - I am genuinely curious!
      Edit: especially as you fail to capitalise either the first word ("well") and "English" - or finish the sentence with a full stop. That's three basic errors in six words😆 So yeah, really looking forward to your suggestions - or should I say "improvements"?

    • @njits789
      @njits789 Год назад +1

      Sir, your long sentence is marvelous!

    • @scottgleeson4905
      @scottgleeson4905 Год назад

      he's great. but "mangled English?" He has perfect grammar. There's only his strong accent.

    • @adambattersby8934
      @adambattersby8934 Год назад

      Bad English? Somebody obviously has never heard of dialects.

  • @drac1st
    @drac1st Год назад +17

    I'm British and the best holiday I've ever had was (drum roll 🥁) in Germany. 🤣.

    • @fredexton4873
      @fredexton4873 Год назад +2

      I came to Stuttgart for a visit,loved it and spent the next 18 flying back and forth every few months and then 5 years ago moved over to live here. Stuggitown is an awesome city to live in, Germany itself is awesome.

  • @nickbarton3191
    @nickbarton3191 Год назад +16

    Just found the Channel. So glad Henning stayed in UK. He's such a giggle.

    • @Lily-Bravo
      @Lily-Bravo Год назад

      It's along along the South Coast. How did you lose it?

    • @nickbarton3191
      @nickbarton3191 Год назад

      @@Lily-Bravo 😁 very droll

  • @PaddyWV
    @PaddyWV Год назад +7

    "Most Sunshine Hours!"
    Whatever you do, don't let Eastbourne know you said that! 😱😄

    • @nothanks9050
      @nothanks9050 Год назад

      You forgot the small print "on mainland Britain" Isle of wight will be out for blood!