Sh!t Xander Harris Says

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @JakkFrost1
    @JakkFrost1 9 лет назад +186

    "Who's this Anya? Is she prettier than me?"
    How the bloody hell did I not get that joke the first time I saw it?? I was friggin' 24 when Buffy started airing...

    • @mariepoile4183
      @mariepoile4183 9 лет назад +9

      hahaha! classic.

    • @spidervenomkilljoy
      @spidervenomkilljoy 7 лет назад +9

      I just got it omg xDD

    • @Elisheval
      @Elisheval 7 лет назад +5

      i don't get it...

    • @KentPetersonmoney
      @KentPetersonmoney 7 лет назад +3

      Jakk Frost so your about the same age as the cast members

    • @injusticeExpert7
      @injusticeExpert7 7 лет назад +3

      Feel like the joke i got from it wasnt the right one but im not 24.... but i still think i should get the joke

  • @kristinajonsson7497
    @kristinajonsson7497 10 лет назад +231

    "I demand an explaination for Wesley!" - Inbreeding? Oh Xander ..

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 5 лет назад +2

      why exectly do they hate him all? there comments are very funny, but till now I have not seen a reason for the hate . . . .

    • @tbone9474
      @tbone9474 5 лет назад +10

      @@SingingSealRiana he's a spineless bookworm in buffy, then becomes a total badass in angel

    • @beckymerchant4678
      @beckymerchant4678 4 года назад

      @@tbone9474 He became a traitor in Angel. And still arrogant, not to mention self-righteous.

    • @tbone9474
      @tbone9474 4 года назад +3

      @@beckymerchant4678 then redeems himself

    • @fiction5559
      @fiction5559 4 года назад +7

      @@tbone9474 Yes, Wesley has one of the best and wildest character arcs I've ever seen.

  • @raelynne5409
    @raelynne5409 4 года назад +64

    Buffy about Cordelia: “Come to The Bronze or we make her a meal.”
    Xander: “they’re gonna cook her dinner?!”
    I miss this show so much! 😂😂😂😂

  • @nictheartist
    @nictheartist 8 лет назад +153

    Xander is such a fun character, but he also develops depth later, especially in that he sees things, like Dawn feeling left out. Not to mention saving Willow and, by doing so, the world. I do hope that Nicky Brendon finds his feet and has some more acting work coming his way.

    • @mpittard21
      @mpittard21 7 лет назад +7

      Sadly I dont think he will.
      I find Xander great early on but as they expanded the cast, his impact on the show actually diminished and i actually link it up with the time he left school. All the new characters had 'powers' (well not Dawn but she was a horrible character) and the show went even more supernatural than it had been already and that didnt help Xander. Yeah I know it sounds funny saying Buffy went more Supernatural but watch it through.

    • @dinasimone9815
      @dinasimone9815 5 лет назад +6

      In the comics Dawn and Xander ended up together

    • @jackysky1139
      @jackysky1139 4 года назад +10

      I think Xander was a great character and never ceased in being a great character throughout the seasons

    • @The_Totes_Adorbs
      @The_Totes_Adorbs 3 года назад

      @@jackysky1139 Facts, Xander and Spike were bestest

    • @caifabe8050
      @caifabe8050 Год назад

      @@dinasimone9815 oh no, the comics turned Xander into a groomer? that's depressing.

  • @VictoryRRR
    @VictoryRRR 7 лет назад +60

    Xander was great. He always had a cheerful way about him and full of jokes.

    • @valerienixon7275
      @valerienixon7275 5 лет назад +1

      Jakey Jake. Irony How his cheerfulness is the opposite if his current life styl. ( A great "Gift" to make people smile and The Worse Demon against It )

  • @bridie1824
    @bridie1824 10 лет назад +147

    Like that's enough to fight the dark master...bater

    • @TokenOracle
      @TokenOracle 7 лет назад +19

      The unholy Prince!.... bater.

    • @Dave-sk9mn
      @Dave-sk9mn 3 года назад +2

      I was 19 in the airing of that season.
      And I only JUST got the joke in a recent rewatch of the series. Either I was a complete and total spaz or I had a very sheltered upbringing
      and I want to be the spaz, it would make a hell of a lot more sense.

    • @tammyhayes6920
      @tammyhayes6920 3 года назад

      Cum to the dark side....

  • @michelletackett9489
    @michelletackett9489 8 лет назад +40

    One of the funniest and best characters ever! I freaking love Xander!

  • @boiledelephant
    @boiledelephant 9 лет назад +79

    "There's a party in my eye socket and *everyone's* *invited*!"

    • @Lava91point0
      @Lava91point0 6 лет назад +11

      boiledelephant Sometimes i shouldn't say words

  • @falloutghoul1
    @falloutghoul1 10 лет назад +65

    "Kill us both, Spock" *nerdy laughter*

  • @jlb1993rawr
    @jlb1993rawr 7 лет назад +34

    Wendell: They're not insects. They're arachnids.
    Xander Harris: They're from the Middle East?
    one of my favs

    • @atinity6749
      @atinity6749 3 года назад

      For some reason I chuckle way too much at: "One of us is very confused, and I honestly don't know which". 😄
      I liked Xander and Anya 💔

  • @rosatic222111888
    @rosatic222111888 4 года назад +16

    Xander 🤝 Chandler
    Uses humor to cope with traumatic events.

    • @Krauzer33
      @Krauzer33 3 года назад +2

      Glad I'm not the only one who thought that!

  • @KentPetersonmoney
    @KentPetersonmoney 5 лет назад +7

    At first I thought Xander was going to be the smart guy in the group but he was the comic relief.

  • @valerienixon7275
    @valerienixon7275 5 лет назад +14

    2:00 Xander's funniest Line! I remember this!

  • @OmDzable
    @OmDzable 11 лет назад +18

    They're gonna cook her dinner...
    LMAO

  • @Succubus1982
    @Succubus1982 10 лет назад +14

    More please! I love these. We need a Willow one next. She always says hilarious stuff.

  • @jrreedve2825
    @jrreedve2825 4 года назад +17

    I’ve actually used these quotes in real life!
    “Okay, when I’M marveling at the immaturity... be scared!!”
    “Sometimes I shouldn’t say words”!

  • @AgentSchnorkel
    @AgentSchnorkel 10 лет назад +8

    Classic Xander. That last clip makes me laugh all the time.

  • @akisadiamond
    @akisadiamond 4 года назад +15

    You missed my favorite: "I laugh in the face of danger... then I hide until it goes away"

  • @lorenagagamonster
    @lorenagagamonster 7 лет назад +35

    Make a "sh!t Willow says", please?? She has some great lines. Don't forget "you two are the two who are the two, and I'm the one."

    • @duckmeister5385
      @duckmeister5385 3 года назад +3

      It's a doodle. I do doodle. You too, you do doodle too!

  • @sosalola
    @sosalola 11 лет назад +6

    Wonderful! You made me laugh so hard. Xander will always be my favorite character.

  • @potterssgirl
    @potterssgirl 2 года назад +5

    Xander is my 2nd favorite character. He is dangerously underrated.

  • @animemanXLK
    @animemanXLK 6 лет назад +11

    Everyone! Giles has a tv! He's shallow like us!

  • @chae1557
    @chae1557 3 года назад +3

    “Where’s the creep that turned me into a spider eating man-bitch”
    “I’m sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis”
    “I’m sick of being everybody’s butt monkey!”

  • @LUKERs1196
    @LUKERs1196 6 лет назад +6

    One of the greatest comedic acts of all time, his prime was the first 3 seasons

  • @jmsmys13ify
    @jmsmys13ify 5 лет назад +7

    Sometimes it feels like Xander grew up to be Chandler on Friends.

  • @UltraVids1
    @UltraVids1 11 лет назад +2

    lol! Excellent stuff. My favourite Xander quote ever has to be 'party in my eye socket and everyone's invited' so yay for including that one :)

  • @Amadeus-ms9lt
    @Amadeus-ms9lt 4 года назад +5

    He was basically the Chandler Bing of Buffy.

  • @20justdance11
    @20justdance11 11 лет назад +6

    One thing I thought was hilarious that everyone always leaves out is in Touched when they catch the bringer and someone suggests holding it ransom. Xander says: Yeah, I'll get the magazines and start ripping out the letters now. "Dear Mr. First, if you want your Bringer back… well, we'll be surprised because you've got like three million of them so please disregard this letter. Yours sincerely-" Kills me every time.

  • @mikimika101
    @mikimika101 11 лет назад +3

    Awesome!!! I was looking forward to what Buffy hears Xander say when she can read minds, but I suppose there was way too many good Xander lines to add them all in. It was a great video though!! Loved it! Can't wait for more! Thank you!

  • @autumnsprite
    @autumnsprite 5 лет назад +4

    "Sometimes I shouldn't say words"

  • @jpowell180
    @jpowell180 10 лет назад +14

    How about, "OK, Avengers, let's get with the Assembling" (or something like that) - especially relevant due to the Joss Whedon film!

  • @xxrocketshark216xx4
    @xxrocketshark216xx4 4 года назад +5

    "Angel's our friend!...except I don't like him."

  • @jennaramos1229
    @jennaramos1229 7 лет назад +2

    they're gunna cook her dinner!? XD that always gets me omg

  • @Torahboy1
    @Torahboy1 2 года назад +1

    “Do I have to be your queen ?”

  • @PatrickRob82
    @PatrickRob82 Год назад

    Lots of clips from my favorite episode.

  • @Frozen1nTime
    @Frozen1nTime 11 лет назад +2

    This is the character I identify with the most in this show. Excuse me while I reasses my life. (Loved it. It would be awesome if you did a Giles one, too.)

  • @starman5901
    @starman5901 8 лет назад +65

    Imagine being in a room with xander n chandler lol

    • @dagameplayer
      @dagameplayer 6 лет назад +4

      Funny you say that. Been thinking that a Willow and Xander crossover with Friends would be awesome.

    • @emilymatthews2990
      @emilymatthews2990 5 лет назад +2

      Throw Spike in for a good time.

    • @HordrissTheConfuser
      @HordrissTheConfuser 5 лет назад +4

      @@dagameplayer Add the cast of HIMYM for extra confusion.

    • @dagameplayer
      @dagameplayer 5 лет назад +4

      @@emilymatthews2990 I could see Spike digging Phoebe.

    • @dagameplayer
      @dagameplayer 5 лет назад +1

      @@HordrissTheConfuser Ha. that would be something.

  • @UltraVids1
    @UltraVids1 11 лет назад +2

    I second this. Faith had some awesome lines on both Buffy and Angel! :)

  • @coozman64
    @coozman64 Год назад +1

    I fucking love xander

  • @imkluu
    @imkluu 11 лет назад +2

    Joss Whedon has said that Xander was him if he was in those situations during high school so he got a lot of the best lines.

  • @renzy5270
    @renzy5270 7 лет назад +9

    like that would stop the dark master.....bater!

  • @DarkComputerGirl
    @DarkComputerGirl 11 лет назад +7

    You skipped one:
    "NOTHING CAN DEFEAT THE PENIS!!" -Beer Bad

  • @jamesmallone
    @jamesmallone 2 года назад +2

    Fun fact, when I was in junior high, or high school, I genuinely thought Xander was saying "Vader" as in "Darth Vader" as in "I'm not praising the bad of the episode because I'm under the thrall of the dark prince. I was talking about Darth Vader."
    Yeah, I get the joke now, because that's how that works.

  • @BlackFireRaevyn
    @BlackFireRaevyn 11 лет назад +3

    oh...I miss me some Xander

  • @RomanceGirl6666
    @RomanceGirl6666 11 лет назад +1

    Xander's "Look for me to dazzle" line just made me laugh so hard lol.

  • @UnderABloodRedSkyU2
    @UnderABloodRedSkyU2 11 лет назад +2

    "They're gonna cook her dinner!?" hahaha

  • @stainedglasspixie
    @stainedglasspixie 11 лет назад

    I love these. Hope to see them all at some point. :D

  • @ShahaniBragaValdezAquino-wl2bg
    @ShahaniBragaValdezAquino-wl2bg Год назад +1

    Look everybody Giles has a TV he is shallow like us😅

  • @TvReferences
    @TvReferences 7 лет назад +1

    "A bitca?"😂

  • @nibbles7192
    @nibbles7192 10 лет назад +8

    Make more character videos oh holy goddess .... Bater

  • @Leon-zu1wp
    @Leon-zu1wp 6 лет назад +2

    Shpadoinkle is a reference to Cannibal: the muscal

  • @ash4evagrl
    @ash4evagrl 11 лет назад +1

    Not to mention "To read makes our speaking English good!"

  • @madasandwich7009
    @madasandwich7009 5 лет назад +3

    Oh god I just realized I’m dating a Xander

  • @valerienixon7275
    @valerienixon7275 5 лет назад +1

    He's the funniest character and they never took him out of the show! ( He Should of made his acting career and movies about comedy ) Him and Adam Sandler would make a GREAT! FILM!

  • @stw3art14
    @stw3art14 3 года назад +1

    Apparently this is how I got my name

  • @creaturesfromelsewhere203
    @creaturesfromelsewhere203 3 года назад +1

    "How? What? How?"

  • @JurassicLion2049
    @JurassicLion2049 10 лет назад +16

    Abitca?

  • @Snunk
    @Snunk 8 лет назад +6

    fave= bit ca?

  • @trevor3013
    @trevor3013 Год назад

    "to read makes our speaking English good"
    Im surprised that one wasn't here

  • @adamvickers4662
    @adamvickers4662 11 лет назад +1

    Hey party in my eye socket and everyone's invited lol!!!!!

  • @sparklefangs102
    @sparklefangs102 10 лет назад +1

    I was expecting the part when xander spoke latin to the books

  • @elderworm2584
    @elderworm2584 10 лет назад +1

    you forgot the amazing mr. cross!

  • @Espressoqueen9894
    @Espressoqueen9894 2 года назад

    "WHERE IS HE ?! Where's the creep who turned me into his spider eating man bitch?!!!"

  • @LaSerie-fy7hb
    @LaSerie-fy7hb 8 лет назад

    I want more x'D please!!! xD for every character xD

  • @racklouise9774
    @racklouise9774 10 лет назад +7

    What program do you use to edit?(:
    And you should totally make other character ones, these are awesome! 😂

    • @MrMorda898
      @MrMorda898  10 лет назад +4

      Sony Vegas Pro. And I hope to in the future, but I've not been inspired to edit for quite some time these days. Hopefully one day soon.

  • @buffyscully
    @buffyscully 10 лет назад +15

    Inbreeding XD

  • @battlefries
    @battlefries 11 лет назад

    Hahaha! This was awesome, as all of your videos are! Thank you very much for this!
    Quick question: I don't suppose there's enough material/inspiration for you to possibly make a 'Crazy Stuff Faith Says' video at some point?

  • @Sistik123
    @Sistik123 11 лет назад

    lmao one of my favorites.

  • @Dem0nD0ll
    @Dem0nD0ll 4 года назад

    01:11 He’s really a twin 😊

  • @23Lorne
    @23Lorne 11 лет назад

    Awesome vid as always

  • @fullofcharlotte
    @fullofcharlotte 11 лет назад

    "They're gonna cook her dinner?"

  • @alexturner5511
    @alexturner5511 11 лет назад

    I love it make more please

  • @dreamwishergirl
    @dreamwishergirl 11 лет назад

    hahaha the last one.

  • @Emily-tj5tk
    @Emily-tj5tk 9 лет назад +3

    You should do one for willow. If you still make these

  • @PeterParker-ff7ub
    @PeterParker-ff7ub 2 года назад

    humor

  • @billgateskilledmyuncle23
    @billgateskilledmyuncle23 4 года назад +1

    A bitcah? Lol

  • @TechHeadsL7
    @TechHeadsL7 9 лет назад +2

    These are awesome, do you have one for Anya? Want to tweet it to ESSNEMMA

    • @MrMorda898
      @MrMorda898  9 лет назад +3

      TechHeadsL7 I have a video called 'The Comic Stylings of Anya Jenkins' which is more or less the same thing.

    • @Snunk
      @Snunk 8 лет назад

      Oh my god YAAAAAS

    • @mpittard21
      @mpittard21 7 лет назад

      Hes not the first actor to find life after his breakout hard and he wont be the last.

  • @mrsperfectlyfine450
    @mrsperfectlyfine450 7 лет назад

    Look for me to dazzle

  • @darthilli
    @darthilli 2 года назад

    You forgot “Shpadoinkle”

  • @MegaBrengy
    @MegaBrengy 11 лет назад

    Gr8 job only the music could of been louder

  • @justme0411
    @justme0411 6 лет назад +1

    ...bater

  • @barco99
    @barco99 Месяц назад

    Harris interesting. Yeah Kamalas father was biracial.

  • @duckmeister5385
    @duckmeister5385 3 года назад +1

    Bater

  • @danbh84
    @danbh84 5 лет назад

    A bitker 🤣

  • @danad1090
    @danad1090 10 лет назад

    where do you download these?

    • @MrMorda898
      @MrMorda898  10 лет назад +3

      What do you mean? I made all these videos.

  • @valerienixon7275
    @valerienixon7275 5 лет назад +1

    Zanxer is the best Character of the shower!

    • @ZoeSummers1701A
      @ZoeSummers1701A 4 года назад

      How incompetent are you that you can utterly misspell his name, when it's in the bloody description!?

  • @jareththegoblinking3191
    @jareththegoblinking3191 6 лет назад

    1:09 Twins not special effects

  • @brandijo7632
    @brandijo7632 Год назад

    Scream Queen 👑 And when I posted these things about Xander's brother? Well Evan got very sad 😭 so he decided to take advantage of the fact that he's in L. A. Call up his FAVORITE suck buddy and have a lil fun of his own! Yep I told you he won the definition of Finger 🤘 Cuffs

  • @stevemyopinion423
    @stevemyopinion423 5 месяцев назад

    xander buffy birthday spanking it was miss calander that said soemthing buffy seem to not care about a stupid joke

  • @Marie3637
    @Marie3637 11 лет назад

    Haha

  • @gravebehaviour
    @gravebehaviour 11 лет назад

    'uh.. inbreeding?'

  • @parrotcracker6629
    @parrotcracker6629 Год назад

    I'm rewatching the series and I'm up to season 3 first few episodes and Xander is PATHETIC and so is Willow sometimes. Are high schoolers always like this? I don't remember being this love sick in high highschool. Xander has a crush on Buffy and there's never indication that Buffy feels the same way, move on. It's the same with Willow liking Xander. It's been 2 seasons already. I understand Buffy better now and frankly Cordelia is the only one smacking downs some real talk. The Scooby Gang only thinks about themselves and rely too much on Buffy. They needed to help themselves. I REALLY HATE XANDER and his male machismo ego.

  • @Erzaleinchen
    @Erzaleinchen 5 лет назад

    God I hate Xander he was such an egoistic manipulative narcissistic character 🙄