From what TVtropes says, Mr. Mosquito apparently has a crush on Rena. Unsurprisingly, she isn't interested. Also, look at Mr. Mosquito's eyes around 22:22. Apparently, he does that for the preview and the whole of stage 4.
Man I remember getting this game from the market when I was a kid. Joel hasn't even begun to see how insane this game gets, the last levels are some Dragon Ball Z levels of insane battles.
Joel, when you're sucking blood and the person is about to hit you, their animation will snap into place if you pay attention. When their animation snaps, leave immediately, because that's when they'll hit you.
"Erotic family sitcom, with horror twist" -Mosquito fucks woman -Woman is impregnated -Woman gives birth to mosquito human hybrids *Seinfeld Theme plays*
Holy shit, I can't believe that Joel didn't know about blading in Wrestling. I thought that's well known. Yea, wrestlers are extremly good at cutting themselves subtly. Sometimes they didn't cut themselves though, they just told their opponents to hit the FUCK out of them. I think Mick Foley was known for getting his juices flowing naturally. I honestly don't know where they kept the blades though. I think Bret Hart mentioned, that he kept the blade inside of his mouth, but holy fuck, that could go really wrong. Also, I heard a shoot by Jim Cornette, who commented on Roman Reigns using blood capsules. He said that wrestlers, if they needed to bleed from the mouth, used to put their blood into condoms, then put the condoms into warm water, which they then put into their mouths to bite down on. I mean, say about wrestling what you will, but these people are badass.
The only thing I'm aware of is wearing down spots of skins to work into bleeding with some vigorous friction. Andrew W.K. is known to be able to do this with his forehead.
+The Drunken Coward I wonder if there are any wrestlers that have a blade fitted into one of their teeth for that. It could still be dangerous, sure, but at least swallowing it's a smaller risk. Plus, badass.
Poor things aren't very good at pulling out. Had no idea it was a stinger sticking out of me for a good few minutes (til it flew out from under my sheet)!
+I did it for the cat girls Japaneses bathrooms are designed so the whole floor is a shower floor meaning they most likely have drains so it's normal to flood your bathroom floor.
The whole blading thing reminds me (I haven't watched it all the way thru) of one of the Rocky movies where you can see his coach cutting his eye but it's actually just a little blood capsule/squirter and he shoots the blood at Rocky's eye. somewhat related you can see the canvas when the filmed the Krypton explosion on the original Superman movie
That dad sounds like Lo Wang from the old Shadow Warrior game. Also, Joel does not seem to be realizing that red heart rate = get the fuck outta there.
Yo, Joel. This game got a sequel in Japan called "Ka 2: Let's Go Hawaii". According to Wikipedia, in the sequel you can suck blood from any part of the body instead of just certain spots.
Friends is a sitcom about a group of friends in the New York City borough of Manhattan that was originally broadcast from 1994 to 2004. It was created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, and produced by Kevin S. Bright, Marta Kauffman and David Crane.
Technically, by definition, cucumbers are a fruit: it develops from the flower of the cucumber plant and contains seeds. Other foods we refer to as vegetables, beans, squash, pumpkins, peas, peppers, and tomatoes, are also fruits. Just a stupid fact.
I wonder what the audio for the TV that the dad is watching translate to, I recognize “Yuki””Natsu” “kumori” “Ame” and “ogenki” so.. there’s definitely something.. I assume it’s weather..
+Marty Tardigrade Considering Bible Black was a running joke for a while I would say yes. Also it's pretty much one of the first hentai/futa hentai people ever watch. So the chances are pretty low that he didn't see it.
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From what TVtropes says, Mr. Mosquito apparently has a crush on Rena. Unsurprisingly, she isn't interested.
Also, look at Mr. Mosquito's eyes around 22:22. Apparently, he does that for the preview and the whole of stage 4.
I don't think Joel realizes that they slap you once the heart rate monitor turns red.
And we return to Johnny Joestar's favourite game.
you're not allowed to say that
I really need to read Steel Ball Run
"Human/Mosquito Erotic Fammily Sitcom with an Horror Twist the game" That would work.
how would a mosquito smashing into your forehead at full force while you're in the bath tub make you relax? LOL
Of course it's a fetish, Joel. You did read JoJo Part 7, right? It's Johnny's fetish.
Man I remember getting this game from the market when I was a kid.
Joel hasn't even begun to see how insane this game gets, the last levels are some Dragon Ball Z levels of insane battles.
wat
Joel, when you're sucking blood and the person is about to hit you, their animation will snap into place if you pay attention. When their animation snaps, leave immediately, because that's when they'll hit you.
when you ejaculate, fuckin evacuate
exactly.
"Erotic family sitcom, with horror twist"
-Mosquito fucks woman
-Woman is impregnated
-Woman gives birth to mosquito human hybrids
*Seinfeld Theme plays*
*insert pun about succ here*
"Back of the knee maybe"
Goddamn it, I didnt expect this fucking reference
"Is this sex?" - Joel Joelstar 2016
32:50 - 33:00 mister succito got the fucc
Succito gets the fuccito
“have you guys ever sat up at 1am and played mosquito tit games? well i have and let me tell you something it is the life of a winner.” - Joel
THATS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
"alright, just got to stay in the circle and we're fine"
*keeps talking as if he is inside the circle*
*is actually entering the circles of hell*
I needa somma excita-ment! ╹⊰╹
13:06 "I can almost like, recognize when its about to like, smack me anyway."
13:25 "I think I'm able to get the blood anyway- AAA"
Holy shit, I can't believe that Joel didn't know about blading in Wrestling. I thought that's well known. Yea, wrestlers are extremly good at cutting themselves subtly.
Sometimes they didn't cut themselves though, they just told their opponents to hit the FUCK out of them. I think Mick Foley was known for getting his juices flowing naturally.
I honestly don't know where they kept the blades though. I think Bret Hart mentioned, that he kept the blade inside of his mouth, but holy fuck, that could go really wrong.
Also, I heard a shoot by Jim Cornette, who commented on Roman Reigns using blood capsules. He said that wrestlers, if they needed to bleed from the mouth, used to put their blood into condoms, then put the condoms into warm water, which they then put into their mouths to bite down on.
I mean, say about wrestling what you will, but these people are badass.
The only thing I'm aware of is wearing down spots of skins to work into bleeding with some vigorous friction. Andrew W.K. is known to be able to do this with his forehead.
+The Drunken Coward I wonder if there are any wrestlers that have a blade fitted into one of their teeth for that. It could still be dangerous, sure, but at least swallowing it's a smaller risk. Plus, badass.
Anyone else wonder why it's MISTER mosquito? Only female mosquitoes bite humans :p
It's the Patriarchy's fault
+giovanni midiri or just lack of knowledge at the time
Does that thing look like a fucking mosquito? It's like calling yourself Batman without actually being a bat.
+Malic Savros Vaguely :/ it's a little anthro bug
I was just joking, if it wasn't obvious
Where's the Zika and HIV DLC?
New Zika virus dlc includes:
Google plus
Zika virus community
Google plus raiders
And cancer
Those are in the Brazil and Africa DLCs, respectfully.
Roy Marshall Are you sure? Those packs seem to be created by people who don't really know what they're doing.
+Nate g the pigeon lord
Featuring: Small Head Baby and Charlie Sheen
And also the the Dengue D.L.C
The boob section just reminds me of the time I got stung by a bee on mine.
+TheNellehFox The bee was too kinky for its own good.
Poor things aren't very good at pulling out. Had no idea it was a stinger sticking out of me for a good few minutes (til it flew out from under my sheet)!
TheNellehFox Well, mosquitos don't have venom, so I'm guessing your experience was a whole lot more painful.
Lol "pulling out"
something tells me that this game is sponsored by aloe
38:00 I like the floor tiles and sphere in the background, really brings the room together.
I too flood the entire bathroom floor from the showerhead when I see a mosquito
+I did it for the cat girls Japaneses bathrooms are designed so the whole floor is a shower floor meaning they most likely have drains so it's normal to flood your bathroom floor.
"I need some excitement!"
(And then he turns on a weather broadcast? Seriously?)
What the chat looked like at the start of the stream:
...
japanny devito
Johnny Joestar's Fetish game!
This was a great stream.
succ
The narrator at the beginning sounds the character at the beginning of Yandere Sim
TheBATs RUclips Yandere Simulator is supported by the following sponsors.
I was wondering what 10 minutes got cut from part 1 but... I am pleasantly surprised.
Game is written by Joel.
"You guys were not there when I was, you guys never saw what I saw."
_Goatse, Meatspin, Jarsitter._
_I saw em all, sister!_
Mr. Hands.
Don’t forget the good old Lemon Party.
Best game ever, 10/10 but never again.
What's worse than a mosquito that sucks blood? A mosquito that sucks the filling from your Oreos and Twinkies. That would SUCK.
"That would SUCK."
I don't like that pun one bit.
The whole blading thing reminds me (I haven't watched it all the way thru) of one of the Rocky movies where you can see his coach cutting his eye but it's actually just a little blood capsule/squirter and he shoots the blood at Rocky's eye. somewhat related you can see the canvas when the filmed the Krypton explosion on the original Superman movie
Why am I banned permanently from chatting in your chat? Joel, please unban me.
ps, my name is sadcrocketarm
"The sun never sets in coolsville" -paulsego
Creates a trail of swollen bites, yellow fever, Zika, and so many other bad things...
it's time to su-su-su-su-succ!
Succ is dead.
No succ.
(Also, 10/10 for having my hasubando as your avatar.)
"I know i'm pushing it"
Instantly dies.
+Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams, You can skip that intro by pressing START very fast at least twice.
We need more Japanese madness like this, it's so addictive.
I can just imagine all the Kreygasms.
shanes reaction to charcoal was my reaction to the liquid form
The medical term for Nintendo thumb is also known as gamer's grip or Nintendinitis
IM *BAAAAALD*
You should check out the Invasion of the Bee Women movie, seems somewhat relevant at least to the commentary.
You're talking about the mosquito person sitcom and I'm here looking at the mosquito's...interesting tail.
Best stream ever
That dad sounds like Lo Wang from the old Shadow Warrior game.
Also, Joel does not seem to be realizing that red heart rate = get the fuck outta there.
the intro feels like a hypnosis session.
Globes of love
I want a Shadow of the Colossus crossover with this game.
+Frostyflytrap that will be a mess
+Frostyflytrap Mr. Mosquito x Shadow of the Colossus x God of War.
Yo, Joel. This game got a sequel in Japan called "Ka 2: Let's Go Hawaii". According to Wikipedia, in the sequel you can suck blood from any part of the body instead of just certain spots.
this is the most kinkiest ive seen joel, im kinkshaming now
8:07
Yes absorbing souls, very provable by science.
Joel's excitement over the bath scene is why I watch this shit.
Joel would explode if he played Hunniepop.
....................
WHY ISN'T HE ONLY PLAYING HUNNIEPOP ONLY FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE EVER?!
Twitch bans Huniepop
Friends is a sitcom about a group of friends in the New York City borough of Manhattan that was originally broadcast from 1994 to 2004. It was created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, and produced by Kevin S. Bright, Marta Kauffman and David Crane.
"unscippable" = not pressing start again lol
is it coincidence that LuisParson uploaded a video of sweet tooth fighting mosquitos in mugen right before this
No.
i'm gonna eat my hat comes from an episode of dukes of hazard i believe.
Joel "Oedipus" Johansson strikes again.
Technically, by definition, cucumbers are a fruit: it develops from the flower of the cucumber plant and contains seeds. Other foods we refer to as vegetables, beans, squash, pumpkins, peas, peppers, and tomatoes, are also fruits. Just a stupid fact.
Joel goes for daddy's badonkadonk.
that intro is way too fuckin real
THE GREATEST HIGH!!!!
Joel and his bones
theres a mosquito in the house > family scrum
the background noise in the cutscenes where the family's awkwardly talking is also used in some gay hentai i swear.
How did you acquire this information?
+Kraft® Macaroni and Cheese through life, pain and mistakes
you mean yaoi
he means yaouri incest
+ChaoticPochi grany
I wonder what the audio for the TV that the dad is watching translate to, I recognize “Yuki””Natsu” “kumori” “Ame” and “ogenki” so.. there’s definitely something..
I assume it’s weather..
私はゴミを食べて、ごみ収集人です
What is this? Rogue Squadron for vampires?
eat my power armor
What if they remade this game for modern consoles and they kept the unskippable opening screen and cutscenes.
I have a fedora
*clears throat*...muda...
Oohh! Hubba-bubba!
Joel, you should play Slain, that game is pretty Metal
Joel, I don't think the words "erotic" and "family sitcom" mix
You need to watch more anime...
+MrRavano
Aki-sora is my favourite...
32:50 Joel cooms
He's saying Wuss not Police.
Better then starfox
isn't this part 2?
that's what its called.
+AlisaMaederGodN9gga was 1 when i clicked it
Oh... my... god... there is not actual Rule 34 of this... HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?
Joel this is part 2 :v
there's a dreamworks movie where a girl dates a male bee
ITS HIP TO FUCK BEES
+ShadowTheWolfe the name wasn't "Bee Movie" or that is a to clever pun for dreamwoks?
Hubba bubba!
mister mosakeeto
64, 64, 64 Zoo Lane.
anyone remember the demo disk this game was on?
it's 6 am what am i doing with my life
I can't sleep...
XxAldeNxX 9000!! me neither and i woke up 5 pm yesterday... guess who's gonna keep falling asleep all day tommorow
+Bargain Bin Herpes u r
One of those 15 hentais be Bible Black?
+Marty Tardigrade Considering Bible Black was a running joke for a while I would say yes.
Also it's pretty much one of the first hentai/futa hentai people ever watch. So the chances are pretty low that he didn't see it.
If mosquito sucks on boob, does it get blood or milk?
52:09 Attack on Mosquito
+ShadowTheWolfe i will be the mosquito and the titans are 1000 times bigger
No the mosquitos are giant
why does this game exist...
hhhhhiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss
The title says part 1 but the thumbnail says part 2
No it doesn't. What the fuck are you smoking?
The correct answer is Jews
Joel corrected it