To be fair the spanish crown banned slavery before columbus arrived in the Americas. And the catholic church togther with the crown punished anyone that was found to have engaging in genocide or slavery. They specifically told the new world bound people to not mistreat the natives. people that came to Americas didn't follow the rules. A lot of the people that settled in the Americas were exiles and criminals.
@@AnOnimus-jb2hc Yeah, they were trying to go to India. And they thought that they landed on an undiscovered Island off the coast of India. Because while the calculations of their voyage and their calculations of the size of the globe were not great but not terrible, people didn't know how long Asia was so they thought they were pretty close.
@@pg14s first time I learned what a Möbius strip even is. I think it was during a time I actually was considering college and he has videos going over what certain majors are like
Columbus: Is Twitter some kind of futuristic police state? Zach: Kind of! And you’re an enemy of the state there! There’s a national holiday where they just beat piñatas that look like you! Columbus: Do I die rich? Zach: Maybe… Columbus: WHY do these future people think I care about their complaints?! I’d like to see them run a profitable colony!
It's really not. Like Twitter isnt going to break your door down and kill you in your sleep or shoot you because you looked suspicious, or wrestle you to the ground and suffocate you, or wrestle you to the ground and shoot you at point blank range. If you protest peacefully coos will literally show up in riot gear and breath the shit out of you or unmarked vans will make you disappear. We live in an actual police state and you are complaining about Twitter. Dear, average out of touch Tucker Carlson viewer please come back to reality.
Not _completely._ We could probably figure out steam engines pretty fast if given skilled blacksmiths (or years to learn to bang some iron ourselves) and expendable operators (for the ones that go boom). Could potentially help with establishing some branches of maths before their time, too. Particularly anything cryptologic (that needs machines to calculate within any reasonable timeframe). And invent paper if that isn't a thing yet. And worse comes to worst, we always have the skill to spin some poor-quality cordage and make our own super impure iron blooms. Oh, and making salt from saltwater in sunny regions, or potentially play around with urine if I remember any cody labs (it was his channel that did those, right?) videos. And staying away from glowy rocks. If they got computers (or at least transistors) then I can suddenly do a whole lot more tho!.. :p ... I probably have a few more standalone skillsets I forgot, and I could always revolutionize multiple fields bigtime simply by serving as a ideaboard for professional craftsmen who actually know what they are doing to throw questions at and get a general guideline of sensible directions to research (like I can _sort of_ describe sulfur or some other elements).
@@robobrain10000 There's a formula to determine how efficient an engine will be given certain parameters. The joke being that he can calculate the efficiency of an engine, but he has no idea how to make one.
me: Around the time of your first heart attack guy: What do you mean by first? *grabs chest* me: huh, so THATS what caused it. Damn grandfather paradox.
Well, in truth even if you can't draw the world map "well", just knowing there is a whole other continent in the way would be a big help for that trip...
Burned as a witch, also modern English wouldn't be recognized in like 99% of places, even shakespearean london would be a struggle, so good luck with bot getting killed for the crime of not speaking the local language and wearing a purple shirt.
If he stayed away from villages he'd probably be in a pretty good position. The leadership are going to act like irrate, and some basic things like "I can loosely draw where all the major landmasses are" and being able to cite occasionally some good advice not known for a few hundred years would make you a good person to keep around, if albeit with no real power.
Well this has all just proven to me one thing that i've been speculating on for a while. I need to print out the entire internet and laminate it all into a big manual I can just keep on me at all times in case I time travel.
Someone once posted the entirety of Wikipedia, very outdated by now of course, in book form. It was the size of a small child when I saw an image of it being used as a doorstopper.
There are 6,500,000 articles of wiki, let's say 1 page per 1 article (which is a very optimistic estimation), 1 million pages of paper is 100 meters tall (328.33ft), so 6 times that is 600 meters (1969ft). If you pack them into books of 1000 pages (10cm thick) that'll be 6000 books
How? They didn't have internet in the past so anything able to log into the internet would still be useless and downloading all of Wikipedia isn't really an option for any current devices
@@Daniikk1012 an actually running version is way too large for any device you'd carry around (and honestly I've never even seen a tower-PC with more than 16Tb) sadly I don't know current numbers but Wikipedia constantly grows and in 2014 it surpassed 24Tb
@@Daniikk1012 you mean the 51GB English text-only had in 2015? A) that's Text and only text, no coding to use links between related subjects, no search option, no anything B) that's 7 years ago in which time there's been a loooot of new stuff written into Wikipedia C) l think a lot of things wouldn't be understood by the average person without the graphic. Sure as hell I've seen stuff í needed the graphic to understand D) quite a few of the equations look like text but actually aren't. You wouldn't even be able to bring the mathematical principles on which pretty much everything modern is based with you that way That being said while much worse and likely to take up a complete 64GB SD card or even need a 128 GB card it indeed is a lot more feasible and possible with most phones
Now history books will start with: "After the plebs who listened to a time traveler inevitably died of scurvy, Christopher Columbus decided to show history how it's _actually_ done" Congrats, you changed history!
That’s awesome I was literally just wondering the other day what information I actually could give people from the past that would be helpful without my phone 😂😂
Even though Zach is both able and WILLING to help the past people, i was still waiting when they were gonna capture/imprison/kill the time traveler 😂 but the fact that they werent startled at all was way more hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Ya know, all you'd need to know is where u r, what time it is, look at the sun, and say it's noon, it'll be in the west, so if u were in Spain u'd wanna go directly away from the sun, so it'd actually be super easy to find the new world.
To be fair, waterproof shoes, especially on ships back then, would be a good idea, if you could dry them off if water gets in the top of the shoe. Plus, the tenders (small boats bringing people from ship to shore) could beach themselves before it reaches land, so you might need water proof shoe's to walk from the tender to where the beach sand isn't wet from the waves coming on shore.
Well i mean It isnt hard. Just put water in a confined place that IS small enough, boil the hell of It until It create enough pressure to move something, make It move something round shape and you basically did 20 century. Or atleast 19 century in medieval age
@@MarcosAlexandre-no3qx noy really that simple. You also need to develop coal industry and metallurgy. Fun fact. Steam engines were invented in ancient Greece, maybe even earlier, but because they didn't know about coal it couldn't produce enough power to do anything useful. But, yeah, steam engine would be among the easier things to reinvent. Printing books, for example, would require a lot more skill and knowledge.
@@nickknife9681 yeah, but i think they had coal in the medieval ages or atleast they knew how to burn wood and from it you can make some coal. Not effective as the mined but effective. As for metallurgy the first engine wasn't made exactly with metal if i remember well, or it was but they didn't before because you didn't have a motive to bend metal, so if you can create in a wood form just to demonstrate for them and explain that metal made is more resilient it would give a motive for them to improve metallurgy. But yeah the steam engine is the most simple yet revolutonary discovery
honestly in this scenario I feel like I wouldn't be completely useless. Like, west. You need to sail west. That's not hard. And I could pretty easily tell Columbus "hey, it's not a straight shot to Asia. There's a whole other massive landmass worth 2 continents in between you and Asia, and if you try and go around it north, you'll freeze, and since the panama canal doesn't exist yet you need to go around it south, which is like, VERY close to the absolute southern point of the world, and it will take you over a year to get to Asia since you don't know it's geography yet, so... might not be worth it. However if you try colonizing the landmass, you could get some serious street cred... but it has inhabitants, and don't enslave them. Leave them be, colonize the parts of the land they don't occupy, make trade with them, try to be friends. Otherwise history will remember you as a fucking monster. Anyways the new continent is about a months sail trip west, good luck!" That was pretty complicated but I COULD do it.
>sail west That was their plan, just the geographical and magnetic north pole aren't at the same place, which makes truly going west hard. Also sailing south-west is likely the better idea since there's much less open sea between cape Verde and Brazil than between Spain and the Bahamas
Idk why, but when I thought the title said 1942 and I saw a beach, I was worried that the people from the past wanted him to solve Pearl Harbor. Very glad that didn't happen
a great exercise in maturity is finding or writing your own time-travelers field guide just in case and carry that with you at all times. Include psychological norms and regulations for each era (useful for both genders, but sometimes more useful to one gender to avoid being burned on a stake or being tied up and lowered into water) as ancient people were on rare occasions scared of ideas, also bring some technologies that would be easy to create and seem like magic to its time and also simple to advanced knowledge about poisonous and medicinal plants and how to identify them without pictures, knowledge about how to navigate without technology + how to make soap and toilet paper.
honestly just the telling them not to enslave the natives would be helpful enough. That is as long as they trust the word of a time traveler that much.
"You see water is wet" Me: *Mind blown* "Wow man. That is a life changing discovery right there. I thought water was dry." *Gasps* "My whole life has been a lie"
Jokes on all of you, I've thought of this and I have no less than 5 ebooks downloaded on my phone who's singular purpose is to rebuild civilization from the ground up. Principia Mathematica, How to Invent Everything, NAND to Tetris, a couple of other computing books, and How to Rebuild Civilization in the Aftermath of a Cataclysm. I think I'm covered here, except for a document on the USB standard (if I ever want to charge my phone again), a document on the metric standard (so I can measure the volts, since that's required for the previous step), a book on plant and mineral identification (if that sort of thing doesn't already exist in the disaster rebuilding books), the AVX512 standard, the C standard, and perhaps a book on linear algebra because that's useful for quantum computing. But those are details, honestly; I've got my ass covered on general data, I think.
NO JOKE: This video really could be trailer for a private project of mine: Im just annoyed by Isekai-Protags and Time-Travelers being baaad so i write lots of useful knowledge down: I already covered and excuse me if i dont do the work and transate this all to enlgish: Penilizin Seife Ernte-Rotation Bronze Messing Hart-Zinn Stahl Shampoo Farbige Tinte Morphin Äther Impfen Conrete Gips Glas Cola Strom Batterie Blend-Leuchtsignal Feuerwerk Papier Dosen-Futter Bier Chuno Gefängnisse Schmier-Öl Straße Gummie Schießpulver Streichholz Seignettesalz Quecksilber Mangan-Heptoxid Plastik Heißluftballon Gutenberg Press
By giving them an answer you KNOW is wrong you could actually delay the transatlantic triangular slave trade by a few decades and give a few people a slightly longer life with their families before they die on a ship. Try that one!
Or you could point them in the right direction, since going west has you run into a huge landmass anyway, making the trip worse than the slowcut around africa one.
@@feha92 Was only referring to Columbus. My history expertise barely exceeds that of a boy with a kid-friendly picture book. But for shits and giggles, one could point him straight north, tell him to sail past Iceland and say: „If it gets colder everyday that‘s a GOOD sign. That means you‘re very close to European paradise.“
@@randominternetguy3537 ....which is why wrote that. Imagine ol‘ Chrissy landing in Greenland thinking it was new ground for Europeans and just seeing a tundra. But I‘d want him to leave Iceland alone, so I‘d tell him to sail past.
i know someone who built a doomsday computer that has the entirety of Wikipedia downloaded onto it as well as a few maps of North America i dont remember how he intended to power it though its all you would ever need
Best guess is to not visibly age, or the device automatically shifts the return time to match the time spent in the past. (Very common in time travel stories to have both points move forward together for plot reasons)
@@asher879 it took columbus 36 days to cross the atlantic and 6 months to sail to India from Portugal. Depending how long you stay in the past can affect it, also if you make a bunch of 1 day trips and return to the momemt you left each time you would definitely accumulate age from all the time spent not in the present and the easiest way to track that is to just account for it every time you time travel. (And its clear he's the type to abuse the timetravel device and spend a cumulatively long time period in different ages, ie Zack has made multiple videos involving the timetravel device) Its not that its only 1 day today, its that if he makes 1 trip for 1 day every day of the year he will age twice as fast. (Something someone with a keen eye could notice on a teenage since they are still growing and not aging as adults; age is known since he is in school but it could mean college)
I would invent the wardrobe. Apparently that came much later then people think. I feel thats something I'd be capable of. I could also draw a rough map of the world.
what would really happen: Zach: Hello people! You guys! Person (in spanish): ¿Quién es este chico? Zach: Hey, do you know where the nearest 5G tower is? Person (still in spanish): ¡Una persona inglesa! ¡Mátenlo chicos! spanish gun: bang bang bang!
Just like in the previous video parody where he's in Egypt, there's a hidden joke here: A white man, wearing modern clothing, speaking English, can talk to the locals perfectly and nobody is freaking out and just excepts that he's time travelled.😂
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Joke's on you, I don't need time travel to find out I'm useless.
All I have to do is talk to my stepfather.
@@Malkontent1003 💀
Haha
Ha! Were smart enough to figure this out ourselves, we don't need time travel!
@@SuckItGryffindor Clearly not.
“We can enslave the Indians!”
“Woah woah woah! You can’t say Indians!”
Glad to see Zach has his modern priorities straight.
But he was actually talking about Indians. He was trying to go to India.
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To be fair the spanish crown banned slavery before columbus arrived in the Americas. And the catholic church togther with the crown punished anyone that was found to have engaging in genocide or slavery. They specifically told the new world bound people to not mistreat the natives. people that came to Americas didn't follow the rules. A lot of the people that settled in the Americas were exiles and criminals.
@@woerkntwerk5245 Oh! Is that so?
@@AnOnimus-jb2hc Yeah, they were trying to go to India. And they thought that they landed on an undiscovered Island off the coast of India. Because while the calculations of their voyage and their calculations of the size of the globe were not great but not terrible, people didn't know how long Asia was so they thought they were pretty close.
this man is so funny that i some times forget hes actually smart and has a stem channel
HE HAS A STEM CHANNEL?
@@pg14s with 1 million subs , yeah.
@@pg14s first time I learned what a Möbius strip even is. I think it was during a time I actually was considering college and he has videos going over what certain majors are like
Can someone give a link to it?
yeah and probably a very cool teacher
I can imagine the amount of damage Zach has done altering history. Or maybe fixing history...
You’re already living in that reality tho
If we are to believe this video, he has made little to no impact.
@@MeriadocMyr but how would we know
Well If I'm still here not much
Columbus: Is Twitter some kind of futuristic police state?
Zach: Kind of! And you’re an enemy of the state there! There’s a national holiday where they just beat piñatas that look like you!
Columbus: Do I die rich?
Zach: Maybe…
Columbus: WHY do these future people think I care about their complaints?! I’d like to see them run a profitable colony!
"Is that some kind of police state"
Lmao well he's not wrong.
It's really not. Like Twitter isnt going to break your door down and kill you in your sleep or shoot you because you looked suspicious, or wrestle you to the ground and suffocate you, or wrestle you to the ground and shoot you at point blank range. If you protest peacefully coos will literally show up in riot gear and breath the shit out of you or unmarked vans will make you disappear. We live in an actual police state and you are complaining about Twitter. Dear, average out of touch Tucker Carlson viewer please come back to reality.
police thing
Glad to see that if an engineer from the future went back in time to help with engineering things hed be completely useless.
Pretty much, every technology is built on top of more technology and science over the span of hunderds of years.
Just bring your calculator and some cheatsheets and you'll be 100% fine - or something like that
Not _completely._ We could probably figure out steam engines pretty fast if given skilled blacksmiths (or years to learn to bang some iron ourselves) and expendable operators (for the ones that go boom). Could potentially help with establishing some branches of maths before their time, too. Particularly anything cryptologic (that needs machines to calculate within any reasonable timeframe). And invent paper if that isn't a thing yet. And worse comes to worst, we always have the skill to spin some poor-quality cordage and make our own super impure iron blooms. Oh, and making salt from saltwater in sunny regions, or potentially play around with urine if I remember any cody labs (it was his channel that did those, right?) videos. And staying away from glowy rocks.
If they got computers (or at least transistors) then I can suddenly do a whole lot more tho!.. :p
... I probably have a few more standalone skillsets I forgot, and I could always revolutionize multiple fields bigtime simply by serving as a ideaboard for professional craftsmen who actually know what they are doing to throw questions at and get a general guideline of sensible directions to research (like I can _sort of_ describe sulfur or some other elements).
@@feha92 I could only imagine trying to explain calculus to renaissance era mathematicians... in English.
@@Stormskip I _did_ assume the language problem was handwaved away xD
I totally lost it at the "hypothetical engine of efficiency = 7" part.
Oh really
For the non engineers.. can someone explain that joke to me?
@@robobrain10000 There's a formula to determine how efficient an engine will be given certain parameters. The joke being that he can calculate the efficiency of an engine, but he has no idea how to make one.
@@aguy4859 I get that part, but like why 7? Is it just a random number with no significance to the joke?
@@robobrain10000 It's just a random number but it adds to the joke since he didn't even bother to calculate anything
"iPhone 13."
"Woah is that different from the iPhone 12?"
"No"
That joke has layers to it.
Unlike the iPhone 13
Every joke of his does
There is only 1 layer
Like Ogres
iPhone 51
Me: *travels back in time*
Me: “Hi what year is it?”
Guy: “It’s 3 years before world war 1”
Me: “Thank y-… wait”
me: Around the time of your first heart attack
guy: What do you mean by first? *grabs chest*
me: huh, so THATS what caused it. Damn grandfather paradox.
1911? *Red Dead Redemption 1 theme intensifies*
guess you found another travler
Well, in truth even if you can't draw the world map "well", just knowing there is a whole other continent in the way would be a big help for that trip...
He could just say "West".
How’s he getting to Asia though? The Arctic wasn’t melting and there’s no Panama Canal!
@@m.c.martin South.
@@YataTheFifteenth That’s like a total of 6 months and Columbus was only given 2.5weeks of food 😂
@@YataTheFifteenth The point I was trying to make is that they wouldn’t have
I love to imagine he could only bring one handheld item with him and decided that Vessi shoes would be the best item
I mean you wouldn't want your feet to get wet now would you?
@chicken soup that was pocket-held
@chicken soup dw, it's an easy mistake
I wouldn't go back in time without proper footwear. Imagine running from a T-Rex in dress shoes.
At least he now knows that physics problems from the exams werent bullshitting about wind moving boats.
Realistically, the time traveler would be killed.
because of certain laws in the laws of physic's and stuff
Burned as a witch, also modern English wouldn't be recognized in like 99% of places, even shakespearean london would be a struggle, so good luck with bot getting killed for the crime of not speaking the local language and wearing a purple shirt.
If he stayed away from villages he'd probably be in a pretty good position. The leadership are going to act like irrate, and some basic things like "I can loosely draw where all the major landmasses are" and being able to cite occasionally some good advice not known for a few hundred years would make you a good person to keep around, if albeit with no real power.
Realistically he’d catch some nasty disease and die before he’d be able to communicate with the locals.
@@fearedjames You can't communicate with them though
“Is that a future police state?”
Yes it is. It is
i hate twitter they arrested my mom yesterday and my dad who works at microsoft
Well this has all just proven to me one thing that i've been speculating on for a while. I need to print out the entire internet and laminate it all into a big manual I can just keep on me at all times in case I time travel.
20% of the book would be porn.
Someone once posted the entirety of Wikipedia, very outdated by now of course, in book form. It was the size of a small child when I saw an image of it being used as a doorstopper.
Wikipedia
There are 6,500,000 articles of wiki, let's say 1 page per 1 article (which is a very optimistic estimation), 1 million pages of paper is 100 meters tall (328.33ft), so 6 times that is 600 meters (1969ft). If you pack them into books of 1000 pages (10cm thick) that'll be 6000 books
use a phone
I love how Zach is prepared to sell shoes to the past but not to say West.
"Twitter, what is that? Some kind of future police state?"
"Sorta"
4:34 Let's be honest, Zach could definitely design a boat engine. Stupid-Zach can't though 😝.
Compared to maps from 1492, I could probably draw a way more accurate world map by heart.
I could draw a pretty decent outline of the continents, but don’t ask me what the country borders looked like in 1492.
You would also include a new massive landmass
Props to the Cameraman for already being there
he traveled in time before he traveled in time
"yeah yeah yeah you're a sagittarius I fucking get it now would you let me do my thing". 💀😂
Only having to use google maps 7 times to find the nearest grocery store at my new apartment is too relatable!
I laughed so hard when he made the heart shape with his hands.
“Yes there is definitely another landmass between here and India” there you go, saved the guy a trip.
I can just imagine a time traveler looking up stuff on Wikipedia when someone asks a specific question
How? They didn't have internet in the past so anything able to log into the internet would still be useless and downloading all of Wikipedia isn't really an option for any current devices
@@theultimatefreak666 why is downloding not an option?
@@Daniikk1012 an actually running version is way too large for any device you'd carry around (and honestly I've never even seen a tower-PC with more than 16Tb)
sadly I don't know current numbers but Wikipedia constantly grows and in 2014 it surpassed 24Tb
@@theultimatefreak666 But if you only download english without pictures? This should fot on any modern device
@@Daniikk1012 you mean the 51GB English text-only had in 2015?
A) that's Text and only text, no coding to use links between related subjects, no search option, no anything
B) that's 7 years ago in which time there's been a loooot of new stuff written into Wikipedia
C) l think a lot of things wouldn't be understood by the average person without the graphic. Sure as hell I've seen stuff í needed the graphic to understand
D) quite a few of the equations look like text but actually aren't. You wouldn't even be able to bring the mathematical principles on which pretty much everything modern is based with you that way
That being said while much worse and likely to take up a complete 64GB SD card or even need a 128 GB card it indeed is a lot more feasible and possible with most phones
This is the only sponsorship on RUclips I didn't skip cuz it's so hilarious 😂
I like how this channel connects the Zach star with the time travel device
Now history books will start with: "After the plebs who listened to a time traveler inevitably died of scurvy, Christopher Columbus decided to show history how it's _actually_ done"
Congrats, you changed history!
Christopher columbus : hold my myrrh.
-Who knows, we might get lost and discover a whole new world
-Ah, like Aladdin
Comedy gold there! 😄
The funny part is they would have known who Aladdin was. Just not the song 😂
This is the best comedy channel on RUclips.
I just love how you seamlessly sneak a commercial into the storyline.
"You can's say Indian"
"Who me? I belong to the south Asian Country of Cows and Curries"
"You see, water is wet"
Oh no Zach, what have you done. You shouldbt have said that.
Could you edit this to correct it, before someone has to do the * star thing?
@@JatPhenshllem I can't do that on mobile through web browser. The application is a piece of shit and I refuse to use it.
That’s awesome I was literally just wondering the other day what information I actually could give people from the past that would be helpful without my phone 😂😂
Ok.. so you are qualified phone operator? Is it hard to get qualification? :D
"see, water is wet." I've been on the internet long enough to know that those words start fights
Next time you time travel you need to remember to bring a world map and maybe a history book 😂
And a working compass
@@Oyakinya-Izuki A phone compass would work just fine.
Even though Zach is both able and WILLING to help the past people, i was still waiting when they were gonna capture/imprison/kill the time traveler 😂 but the fact that they werent startled at all was way more hilarious 😂😂😂😂
There’s no better candidate than Zach for time travel. A real asset. 👍👍👍 He has all the necessary skills.
An efficiency of 7? Has future Zach figured out how to make a perpetual motion machine?
The Zach engine is based on the carnot engine.
Actually the country that discovered the route to Asia was Portugal, just a detail I noticed
“See water is wet”
“wOw”
Had me dying
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This is the rivalry ive been waiting for
Ya know, all you'd need to know is where u r, what time it is, look at the sun, and say it's noon, it'll be in the west, so if u were in Spain u'd wanna go directly away from the sun, so it'd actually be super easy to find the new world.
The heart sign with his hands killed me 😂
To be fair, waterproof shoes, especially on ships back then, would be a good idea, if you could dry them off if water gets in the top of the shoe.
Plus, the tenders (small boats bringing people from ship to shore) could beach themselves before it reaches land, so you might need water proof shoe's to walk from the tender to where the beach sand isn't wet from the waves coming on shore.
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You're breaking the wall in all the right places!
Way more realistic than Isekai mangas where main character, basically, invents 20th century by themselves. XD
True
Well i mean It isnt hard. Just put water in a confined place that IS small enough, boil the hell of It until It create enough pressure to move something, make It move something round shape and you basically did 20 century. Or atleast 19 century in medieval age
@@MarcosAlexandre-no3qx noy really that simple.
You also need to develop coal industry and metallurgy.
Fun fact. Steam engines were invented in ancient Greece, maybe even earlier, but because they didn't know about coal it couldn't produce enough power to do anything useful.
But, yeah, steam engine would be among the easier things to reinvent. Printing books, for example, would require a lot more skill and knowledge.
@@nickknife9681 yeah, but i think they had coal in the medieval ages or atleast they knew how to burn wood and from it you can make some coal. Not effective as the mined but effective. As for metallurgy the first engine wasn't made exactly with metal if i remember well, or it was but they didn't before because you didn't have a motive to bend metal, so if you can create in a wood form just to demonstrate for them and explain that metal made is more resilient it would give a motive for them to improve metallurgy. But yeah the steam engine is the most simple yet revolutonary discovery
“Never eat soggy waffles” I feel so called out by that 💀
I'm used to never eat shredded wheat. But same difference
honestly in this scenario I feel like I wouldn't be completely useless.
Like, west. You need to sail west. That's not hard. And I could pretty easily tell Columbus "hey, it's not a straight shot to Asia. There's a whole other massive landmass worth 2 continents in between you and Asia, and if you try and go around it north, you'll freeze, and since the panama canal doesn't exist yet you need to go around it south, which is like, VERY close to the absolute southern point of the world, and it will take you over a year to get to Asia since you don't know it's geography yet, so... might not be worth it. However if you try colonizing the landmass, you could get some serious street cred... but it has inhabitants, and don't enslave them. Leave them be, colonize the parts of the land they don't occupy, make trade with them, try to be friends. Otherwise history will remember you as a fucking monster. Anyways the new continent is about a months sail trip west, good luck!"
That was pretty complicated but I COULD do it.
it's not *that* far south. The southern cone isn't even subarctic. It's temperate. It's like 55 degrees south.
@@MarshallTheArtist ok true but compared to how high up europe is, I'd say it's pretty god darn south
>sail west
That was their plan, just the geographical and magnetic north pole aren't at the same place, which makes truly going west hard.
Also sailing south-west is likely the better idea since there's much less open sea between cape Verde and Brazil than between Spain and the Bahamas
I'm sorry but "water is WET, THESE SHOES ARENT"
"WoAhhHHhhhhhhhh" was the funniest part of this entire video 😂
2:25 water is not wet it is neu the short form for neutral it is not dry or wet
"It's not voodoo, it's Vessi."
"Whoa, the words just apoeared out of nowhere."
Can we all take a moment to appreciate how _flawlessly_ Zach inserts ads into his videos?
That “NOOooo-I know!!!” Never gets old 😂
Zach brought multiple pairs of shoes with him to the past but didn't bring a map or any books
0:49 OK but like ask for a map
Always love it when the most average moderately humorous data analyst on RUclips posts another mediocre-at-best sketch.
Just kidding. Love your work!
@Hapita Yolat i did not hit her, i did not hit her, i did not! Oh hi mark!
What the fuck was that for? Whats the punchline? Its just rude
Idk why, but when I thought the title said 1942 and I saw a beach, I was worried that the people from the past wanted him to solve Pearl Harbor. Very glad that didn't happen
Im a chemist and i frk love this guy his skits remind me of the early days of youtube in a good way
*steps in water above ankle height*
"Guess it's waterproof both ways..."
If it was actually supposed to be Zach would already modernize everything to the 30th century.
a great exercise in maturity is finding or writing your own time-travelers field guide just in case and carry that with you at all times. Include psychological norms and regulations for each era (useful for both genders, but sometimes more useful to one gender to avoid being burned on a stake or being tied up and lowered into water) as ancient people were on rare occasions scared of ideas, also bring some technologies that would be easy to create and seem like magic to its time and also simple to advanced knowledge about poisonous and medicinal plants and how to identify them without pictures, knowledge about how to navigate without technology + how to make soap and toilet paper.
This might be the only channel where I don’t skip promotions 🤣
You must not watch Daniel thrasher 😂
He literally invented time travel, how can he NOT be helpful. He must keep physics in his back pocket.
“Water is wet”
“These shoes aren’t”😂😂
I feel like asking a guy from 1492 if future shoes are comfy is a bit of a loaded question
"I... Knowwww" is one of my favorite lines out of all of Zach's skits.
honestly just the telling them not to enslave the natives would be helpful enough. That is as long as they trust the word of a time traveler that much.
It's like when people say "don't eat sugar, it's bad for your health".
I like how chris columbus has kept the book they had for notes in ancient Egypt...
"You see water is wet"
Me: *Mind blown* "Wow man. That is a life changing discovery right there. I thought water was dry." *Gasps* "My whole life has been a lie"
"why?"
"Twitter"
"Is that some kinda future police...?"
"Kinda.."
That was very true words
That’s a great tagline legit “it’s not voodoo, it’s Vessi”
Jokes on all of you, I've thought of this and I have no less than 5 ebooks downloaded on my phone who's singular purpose is to rebuild civilization from the ground up. Principia Mathematica, How to Invent Everything, NAND to Tetris, a couple of other computing books, and How to Rebuild Civilization in the Aftermath of a Cataclysm. I think I'm covered here, except for a document on the USB standard (if I ever want to charge my phone again), a document on the metric standard (so I can measure the volts, since that's required for the previous step), a book on plant and mineral identification (if that sort of thing doesn't already exist in the disaster rebuilding books), the AVX512 standard, the C standard, and perhaps a book on linear algebra because that's useful for quantum computing. But those are details, honestly; I've got my ass covered on general data, I think.
“You don’t seem to know anything what do you do? “ social media and stuff”
"Yeah yeah yeah and you're a Sagittarius I f***ing get it"
I never hear Zodiac Sign jokes so this got me with the surprise lol
I’m just impressed with Zach’s Spanish fluency
NO JOKE: This video really could be trailer for a private project of mine: Im just annoyed by Isekai-Protags and Time-Travelers being baaad so i write lots of useful knowledge down: I already covered and excuse me if i dont do the work
and transate this all to enlgish:
Penilizin
Seife
Ernte-Rotation
Bronze
Messing
Hart-Zinn
Stahl
Shampoo
Farbige Tinte
Morphin
Äther
Impfen
Conrete
Gips
Glas
Cola
Strom
Batterie
Blend-Leuchtsignal
Feuerwerk
Papier
Dosen-Futter
Bier
Chuno
Gefängnisse
Schmier-Öl
Straße
Gummie
Schießpulver
Streichholz
Seignettesalz
Quecksilber
Mangan-Heptoxid
Plastik
Heißluftballon
Gutenberg Press
Bruh you uploaded this while I was watching Idiocracy which is basically the exact opposite of this
That ad is brilliant.
could you make us a engine? car enthusiasts: yes
What about the gasoline?
Car enthusiasts: uhhh, no?
What about the electricity
Car enthusiasts: no....
And how would we find those materials and make them without the utilization of those "machines" ?
Car enthusiasts: ....
Everyone is stupid without the internet.
By giving them an answer you KNOW is wrong you could actually delay the transatlantic triangular slave trade by a few decades and give a few people a slightly longer life with their families before they die on a ship. Try that one!
Or you could point them in the right direction, since going west has you run into a huge landmass anyway, making the trip worse than the slowcut around africa one.
@@feha92 Was only referring to Columbus. My history expertise barely exceeds that of a boy with a kid-friendly picture book. But for shits and giggles, one could point him straight north, tell him to sail past Iceland and say: „If it gets colder everyday that‘s a GOOD sign. That means you‘re very close to European paradise.“
@@fritzvoncranach6268 Greenland is the cold one, Iceland is the warm one
@@randominternetguy3537 ....which is why wrote that. Imagine ol‘ Chrissy landing in Greenland thinking it was new ground for Europeans and just seeing a tundra. But I‘d want him to leave Iceland alone, so I‘d tell him to sail past.
@@randominternetguy3537 Around Iceland "warm" and "cold" become relative terms
Google maps would still have a pickture of the world without internet
Not to mention the cashed data that could provide some very helpful local area maps of whatever he last looked at.
I love that he makes the Ad reads an actual part of the skit
You can start a war with that "water is wet" part.
This video is proof that water is wet.
If I had to bring one item to the past it would be a copy of every page on Wikipedia and I'd sell it. Who needs effort to be useful in the past?
Plot twist: You saved a PDF copy of every Wikipedia page to a USB drive and are STILL completely useless.
i know someone who built a doomsday computer that has the entirety of Wikipedia downloaded onto it as well as a few maps of North America i dont remember how he intended to power it though its all you would ever need
Technically taking a selfie is scanning yourself.
...also I like how they point out how the phone is a lot less useful without cell towers.
why would he need a day off from school if he's time traveling?
Best guess is to not visibly age, or the device automatically shifts the return time to match the time spent in the past. (Very common in time travel stories to have both points move forward together for plot reasons)
@@jasonreed7522 "not visibly age" it's literally one day. If anyone notices then that is far beyond the line of insanity
@@asher879 it took columbus 36 days to cross the atlantic and 6 months to sail to India from Portugal.
Depending how long you stay in the past can affect it, also if you make a bunch of 1 day trips and return to the momemt you left each time you would definitely accumulate age from all the time spent not in the present and the easiest way to track that is to just account for it every time you time travel. (And its clear he's the type to abuse the timetravel device and spend a cumulatively long time period in different ages, ie Zack has made multiple videos involving the timetravel device)
Its not that its only 1 day today, its that if he makes 1 trip for 1 day every day of the year he will age twice as fast. (Something someone with a keen eye could notice on a teenage since they are still growing and not aging as adults; age is known since he is in school but it could mean college)
Ever hear of general theory of relativity?
"Iphone, 13"
"is that different from the Iphone 12?"
"no"
future tech is so cool Zach can be on moon without a space suit
That's mind baffling
I would invent the wardrobe. Apparently that came much later then people think. I feel thats something I'd be capable of. I could also draw a rough map of the world.
This is the best sequel I never knew I wanted so much
"idk that wasnt on the final"
is the best line
what would really happen:
Zach: Hello people! You guys!
Person (in spanish): ¿Quién es este chico?
Zach: Hey, do you know where the nearest 5G tower is?
Person (still in spanish): ¡Una persona inglesa! ¡Mátenlo chicos!
spanish gun: bang bang bang!
The thing is, there was only one thing needed to be said. “West.”
Bro how smooth that sponsor segment was implemented 😂😂😂
Promo so good I didn't want to skip
vessi shoes were waterproof for me, for about 7 hours. After work, my feet and socks were completely "socky"
Zach and Ryan need to do a video where themselves all meet each other
Just like in the previous video parody where he's in Egypt, there's a hidden joke here:
A white man, wearing modern clothing, speaking English, can talk to the locals perfectly and nobody is freaking out and just excepts that he's time travelled.😂