Oblivion Dark Dude (2017 Colorized)

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @davidhadella7702
    @davidhadella7702 7 лет назад +1682

    Imagine you go out to get some stuff from a convenience store. so you get out of your car and are halfway to the door when you see a dude in a miniskirt with a freakishly large head and a knife before you can even think he yells "BAZINGGA" and jumps down from a height that would kill any normal human and knifes you in the chest. As you fall backwards and slowly black out all you hear is "you idiot" before fading to black.

    • @TheHarrisontemple
      @TheHarrisontemple 7 лет назад +55

      David hadella or the same man rushing you from a dark alley screeching awwhaaha

    • @Liam-rn1qb
      @Liam-rn1qb 5 лет назад +36

      Exactly how I want to go

    • @sully639
      @sully639 5 лет назад +12

      It was all rigged from the start

    • @icelandiccubicle3418
      @icelandiccubicle3418 5 лет назад +17

      Just another day in Glasgow.

    • @adamciardelli9919
      @adamciardelli9919 5 лет назад

      Liam tttggffggggfggghhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjjjjjjjhhhhhhhhhhmmm,yirhs T qugil. Wehuixwuiqlgs woman
      Sehjidlwqhl oigggggh. You l

  • @albertcamus6214
    @albertcamus6214 7 лет назад +988

    Pretty sure Rufio was Bill Cosby's nickname back in the day.

    • @fearthepiggaming2998
      @fearthepiggaming2998 6 лет назад +39

      The joke is even worse when you realize why Rufio is on the kill list in the first place

    • @taloob493
      @taloob493 5 лет назад +3

      @@fearthepiggaming2998 why is that?

    • @fearthepiggaming2998
      @fearthepiggaming2998 5 лет назад +26

      @@taloob493 he "assaulted" somebody

    • @lunaseur327
      @lunaseur327 5 лет назад +13

      This is the best fucking comment ever

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 4 года назад +5

      Fuck this is good

  • @MrWobbles
    @MrWobbles 7 лет назад +1068

    Ugh such a fucking amazing intro

  • @alexmckeown480
    @alexmckeown480 3 года назад +107

    God dam. These are classics now. I think these videos, sheklestien, some of Skyrim vids for nostalgia sake and "is it the hat" are the best vids

    • @lighturple
      @lighturple 2 года назад +7

      Oh my god I forgot about is it the hat. What an absolute moment. Thank you.

  • @MrJQWERTY
    @MrJQWERTY 7 лет назад +516

    Oblivion Sex Man (Life of a 4 foot Pimp 2017 Colorized)

    • @oliver1784
      @oliver1784 7 лет назад +3

      Mr QWERTY 3 foot amirite?

  • @ebonslayer3321
    @ebonslayer3321 7 лет назад +288

    Next we have "Crusader Guy" then we need to finish with "Daedra Dude".

    • @allthenamesiwantedweretaken
      @allthenamesiwantedweretaken 5 лет назад +18

      More like "Crusader Male" and "Daedra Not-Girl"

    • @imsodone-1910
      @imsodone-1910 4 года назад +15

      More likely "Crusader Bruh" and "Daedra Chad".

    • @yegor2
      @yegor2 4 года назад +4

      @@imsodone-1910 it's most likely never happening

    • @iwanttodie7199
      @iwanttodie7199 4 года назад +13

      It's been 2 years I miss these oblivion guy videos

    • @efebrahim
      @efebrahim 3 года назад

      I only ever did crossfit douche. With gladiator diva as a side gig.

  • @chaywen9240
    @chaywen9240 7 лет назад +271

    2:23
    How the fuck do you always get perfect timing with NPCs

    • @willm678
      @willm678 6 лет назад

      Chaylen Tejeda I laughed so hard at that part

  • @cryptic9511
    @cryptic9511 6 лет назад +131

    Heh "Dark Dude." I'm gonna start calling my friend Jamaal that.

  • @jimlahey4995
    @jimlahey4995 7 лет назад +84

    "I accept your surrender. YOU DARE TORMENT ME?!" 9:26

  •  7 лет назад +380

    To a human?? it looks black because there is not enough light to stimulate the color sensitive cones in our eyes, even though there is light in the night time sky, and it has color. Since the optical makeup of argonian and khajit eyes is unknown the answer to that question depends upon the race that is answering.....

  • @krassertyp9087
    @krassertyp9087 7 лет назад +303

    You're gonna kill 'em to death - Sam 2017

  • @OhMyTwitch
    @OhMyTwitch 7 лет назад +38

    Your Smeagol impression is scary accurate.

  • @hevbev3318
    @hevbev3318 4 года назад +29

    Self-isolation is a great excuse to re-watch all of these gems

    • @jeck988
      @jeck988 3 года назад +3

      As if we need an excuse to consume this masterclass

    • @shadschreiber3916
      @shadschreiber3916 2 года назад +2

      This shit kinda got me 📯 y dog

  • @356Krisu
    @356Krisu 4 года назад +8

    I love how I can just type in 'dark guy' in youtube search and this is still the first thing that comes up

  • @williamacheson8680
    @williamacheson8680 7 лет назад +54

    I've played Oblivion for 8 years now and I never knew you could climb into that box 😂

  • @DJSummers101
    @DJSummers101 7 лет назад +436

    Dark Dude?
    *When's Light Dude?*

  • @anzac5399
    @anzac5399 7 лет назад +57

    The next episode of this could be "God man" where you complete the main questline in the shivering isles and become the new sheogorath {a god}

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 7 лет назад +10

      and then Knight Lad where he reforms the order of the nine

    • @CoronaKirisame
      @CoronaKirisame 5 лет назад +3

      Holy homie

  • @Tomin8r97
    @Tomin8r97 7 лет назад +59

    Today we learned that Sam doez a pretty aight Gollum voice

  • @legionanimations8746
    @legionanimations8746 7 лет назад +135

    First time I've been happy to see a Jew

  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 4 года назад +11

    ...I don’t know why but I always watch this video very late at night... it’s so calming... and I’m so tired...

  • @curorisluodi
    @curorisluodi 7 лет назад +15

    “Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for.”
    ― George Sand

  • @madamecaboose5431
    @madamecaboose5431 6 лет назад +53

    17:52
    When you catch your dog eating something he's not supposed to

  • @AAK540
    @AAK540 5 лет назад +25

    The fukken dark dude segment with him popping all over. I literally can't not laugh everytime I see it
    *wheezes whilst laughing"
    Sam I love you Bro 🤜❤️🤛

  • @jeppe5942
    @jeppe5942 2 года назад +3

    This is when your channel peaked @General Sam.

  • @taddik6869
    @taddik6869 7 лет назад +5

    Dark dudes my favorite addition to the series

  • @WastePlace
    @WastePlace 3 года назад +8

    Still coming back to these three years later cuz they’re so good

  • @Darkassasin289
    @Darkassasin289 7 лет назад +31

    Sam that intro tripped me out,I just got finished watching No Country and you put it in your next heckin vid. Stop reading my mind pls thank

  • @holymotherderp3001
    @holymotherderp3001 7 лет назад +8

    I love these type of videos, id also love to see Sam play oblivion as a play through ;)

  • @dusti7005
    @dusti7005 7 лет назад +31

    You've been exposed to way too many Australians

  • @tehnoobcaker
    @tehnoobcaker 7 лет назад +53

    I wish I could leave like 420 likes for this storytelling genius

  • @rahrah3179
    @rahrah3179 6 лет назад +23

    25:01 no matter how many times I watch this it never stops being amusing

  • @mortikus4744
    @mortikus4744 2 года назад +2

    i watch all these oblivion videos every night before bed. they put me at ease and are just so well done. i always go to sleep to your videos sam!! you keep me going my dude

  • @derangedemu
    @derangedemu 7 лет назад +5

    Those transitions were lit fire savage fam 🔥 🔥 🔥

  • @mindauga5473
    @mindauga5473 6 лет назад +6

    "I'm sorry, most honorable listener, but I've already given you your weekly earnin-" *Drops dead*

  • @kelpyg961
    @kelpyg961 7 лет назад +5

    Yesssss!!!! Another general Sam vid I've been waiting for every second for you to upload so salutations

  • @luialcantar7159
    @luialcantar7159 4 года назад

    it's come to my attention that I self-consciously come back every month to watch these videos it makes me happy in a way.

  • @USMC_brue
    @USMC_brue 5 лет назад +3

    I have more fun watching these these videos than I do actually playing the game.

  • @94masterofpuppets
    @94masterofpuppets 10 месяцев назад +2

    The guy at 2:25. I'm still sad he lost his video :( now he will never reunite with his brother

  • @michaelkatcher4483
    @michaelkatcher4483 7 лет назад +4

    30 min oblivion video.. Sam you treat me so good

  • @kameronbryan2662
    @kameronbryan2662 4 года назад +1

    It's 2020 and this series still kills me. So good!

  • @Titan-gs6cf
    @Titan-gs6cf 6 лет назад

    This series is lit af because in every episode, General Samuel changes the character Gerald portrays, fulfilling a different role in society after providing great assistance to the members of the guild or other association he chooses to join in each episode.

  • @Tiitra
    @Tiitra 7 лет назад +4

    Thief Guy...
    Fight Man...
    Mage Bro...
    Dark Dude...
    Knight Bloke?...

  • @cadetcommanders5649
    @cadetcommanders5649 2 года назад +1

    I love watching these for fun, and it really made me realize.. I never know about gas arrows when i played this years and years ago.. I did the whole Valen Dreth quest by sneaking, and reloading game a million times... I feel so dumb

  • @prestongarvey1572
    @prestongarvey1572 7 лет назад +2

    I've been waiting for some more Oblivion

  • @kzxw985
    @kzxw985 7 лет назад +1

    this is legit the best content on youtube

  • @zanetcn6586
    @zanetcn6586 7 лет назад +3

    How does General Sam not have a million Subs I'm surprised

  • @Perc_water
    @Perc_water Год назад

    You are doing god’s work Sam please bring this back I need me more of this superb content…. no the world needs it… we need a shivering isles video

  • @incoherentscreaming5011
    @incoherentscreaming5011 7 лет назад +5

    That fucking intro, my god. Fucking great my dude.

  • @ajorsomething4935
    @ajorsomething4935 5 лет назад +1

    Bruh shitting in a cats litterbox is the ultimate way to show dominance.

  • @tomcain8254
    @tomcain8254 7 лет назад +5

    LIKE THE NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN INTRO caps

  • @rsun_
    @rsun_ 3 года назад

    this man is the only content creator who knows of no country for old men that i’ve seen

  • @Fiifufu
    @Fiifufu 7 лет назад +3

    Oh damn that dwarven armor was dank af

  • @BPTVSleepyPanda
    @BPTVSleepyPanda 3 года назад

    Holy crap these dark dude transitions are absolutely fantastic!

  • @austenmurphy3545
    @austenmurphy3545 7 лет назад +3

    Flawless technique pays off again

  • @wainscoting7016
    @wainscoting7016 7 лет назад

    The editing in these oblivion videos has been next level.

  • @Lostmychill
    @Lostmychill 7 лет назад +2

    I'm gonna take myself down to Applewatch, and watch some apples.

  • @lizardmedia2257
    @lizardmedia2257 5 месяцев назад +1

    I was a freshman when this came out

  • @Mrray-wp5sd
    @Mrray-wp5sd 7 лет назад +3

    i want to see this in black and white

  • @rahrah3179
    @rahrah3179 5 лет назад +2

    Still the best video on the internet

  • @jakem5620
    @jakem5620 7 лет назад +15

    Nut

  • @TrueShye0898
    @TrueShye0898 7 лет назад +1

    Your best video series by far imo, keep it up my dude.

  • @Koisins
    @Koisins 7 лет назад +9

    I lost My Shit On That Intro.

  • @TonyTony..
    @TonyTony.. 7 лет назад +1

    I like how he was trying to use the apple trick the whole time but it just wasn't working out😂🙏but the plan strived eventually

  • @samutheillest5228
    @samutheillest5228 7 лет назад +80

    Red delicious.... Really? Well I guess if eating dusty fucking flavorless apples is your thing that's fine by me... I'll just be back here, munching on my juicy, crunchy and fresh plebian Gala apple... Whilst unsubbed.

    • @None-ch6zm
      @None-ch6zm 7 лет назад +4

      You both are uncultured pieces of human garbage! The best damn apples are mutsu, you fucking tasteless frauds.

    • @leeleemerk7344
      @leeleemerk7344 7 лет назад +4

      Uh, gala? Not dusty? Please.

    • @gruntchaos1172
      @gruntchaos1172 7 лет назад +6

      Stumpin Sam Never heard of mutsu, but fuji really gets my dick through the ceiling.

    • @slendercream6468
      @slendercream6468 7 лет назад +12

      All of you can go fuck yourselves honey crisp is the best

    • @bobbybutterbeans516
      @bobbybutterbeans516 7 лет назад

      #teambraeburn

  • @Ky-xt4bg
    @Ky-xt4bg 6 лет назад +3

    Tried watching this in class to pass the time, couldn’t get past 0:53 without laughing lol

  • @daddad6238
    @daddad6238 7 лет назад

    This shit is the fucking best to watch when getting through the first stages of dxm. My gratitude is yours Sam. Sweet prince.

  • @Guac
    @Guac 7 лет назад +26

    Wheres skyrim?

    • @zigfaust
      @zigfaust 4 года назад +1

      He doesn't play trash games.

    • @indra8188
      @indra8188 4 года назад +4

      pkleaf I feel like it a little ironic to say that on a oblivion video

    • @muffingod1734
      @muffingod1734 4 года назад +3

      @@zigfaust he plays plenty of those

    • @rhett5058
      @rhett5058 3 года назад

      That era is long passed

    • @HaplessOne
      @HaplessOne 3 года назад

      @@indra8188 oblivion is better than skyrim

  • @shawncc89
    @shawncc89 4 года назад +2

    Still the best intro to anything

  • @Mecha_mach
    @Mecha_mach 5 лет назад +4

    Me chilling on my balcony
    *random assassin jumps towards me and stabs me* saying *B A Z I N G A*
    that would be the best way to die

  • @dmitrorobinson8991
    @dmitrorobinson8991 7 лет назад

    Perfect Oblivion video series. I so love it.

  • @ibogenesagarongan2380
    @ibogenesagarongan2380 7 лет назад +13

    You gotta make more dark souls videos. If you don’t, the boss baby will come to your house and kill you.

  • @Zeno.317
    @Zeno.317 7 лет назад +1

    I bought the wave poster on your store, it’s so aethstetic

  • @madscientistshusta
    @madscientistshusta 7 лет назад +5

    Wait shouldnt dark dude be a red guard?

  • @radrush_mx957
    @radrush_mx957 11 месяцев назад +1

    "YOU DARE TORMENT ME" woke my ass up in a sweat

  • @beratcengiz2785
    @beratcengiz2785 Год назад +3

    تو خیلی خوب هستی

  • @killerskilldex3746
    @killerskilldex3746 7 лет назад

    Man I am in love with these Oblivion videos,hours of content turned into small DANK moist Videos.Love them Keep up the good work Sam.

  • @ExtinctionBomb
    @ExtinctionBomb 7 лет назад +2

    Y O U D A R E T O R M E N T M E ?

  • @sistataytay
    @sistataytay 7 лет назад

    Ur vids are really helping me through depression right now, thank you so much man.

  • @BB-hv9vc
    @BB-hv9vc 7 лет назад +2

    Is that a 30 min General Sam video I see?

  • @beltbobby3018
    @beltbobby3018 5 лет назад

    I don't think I have ever laughed harder at a oblivion video than any of Genral Sam's vids

  • @unarmed1188
    @unarmed1188 7 лет назад +3

    Died laughing when he talked about the fat kid. 😂😂

  • @TheKingsBannermen
    @TheKingsBannermen 7 лет назад

    I don't have time to watch this right now. But I already know I will enjoy it when I do get a chance to watch it. Keep it up!

  • @connorfrancis6022
    @connorfrancis6022 7 лет назад +29

    When's the next shekelstien coming out??

  • @yupjuliansje
    @yupjuliansje 4 года назад +1

    I still can't get over the fact that "I'm supposed to read this whilst I'm underwater" = speaking like a little nerd to Samuel

  • @sunnyd9921
    @sunnyd9921 7 лет назад +11

    *E*
    *D*
    *G*
    *Y*
    *EDGY*

    • @oglungbusta3587
      @oglungbusta3587 6 лет назад +1

      I guess you could say that’s a pretty E D G Y swastika joke

  • @LEON-rk4pk
    @LEON-rk4pk 7 лет назад

    these edits lately have been lookin mighty spicy

  • @L30-w6k
    @L30-w6k 7 лет назад +2

    the ending

  • @BasedGarlicMan
    @BasedGarlicMan 7 лет назад

    Love this style of video, the extra effort really shows.

  • @larrypie5232
    @larrypie5232 7 лет назад +2

    3:59 laughed so hard

  • @Casey-zk8op
    @Casey-zk8op 5 лет назад

    That dark dude intro was in my head for weeks

  • @shbooo
    @shbooo 7 лет назад +4

    dad

  • @justisclapp9638
    @justisclapp9638 7 лет назад +1

    I've been watching sense the nice bandit and you continue to make me laugh. Keep up the great work my dood

  • @raykelly76
    @raykelly76 6 лет назад +7

    15:06

  • @Hanbanboy
    @Hanbanboy 6 лет назад

    this video and thief guy are literally the best videos on your channel

  • @ericalaniz37
    @ericalaniz37 7 лет назад +3

    I was on pornhub browsing when I seen sams notification pop up, I clicked right away !!

  • @SariennMusic73
    @SariennMusic73 5 лет назад

    .......... I love you.
    I mean the content.
    Yusss. The content.
    Nah for real. Just found this channel and totally worth it. Your humor is AWESOME.

  • @moralitiesaspook168
    @moralitiesaspook168 7 лет назад +6

    Get your edge lord on

  • @chillchimichangas9978
    @chillchimichangas9978 3 года назад

    11:47 mans probably watched all of manslayers gamer poop series, you sir are indeed worthy of the prize of nobel

  • @n0ctvrnl
    @n0ctvrnl 6 лет назад +3

    5:58

  • @deathchasernoah9298
    @deathchasernoah9298 6 лет назад

    I want more sam this the best oblivion vid I have seen in a long time