Imagine you go out to get some stuff from a convenience store. so you get out of your car and are halfway to the door when you see a dude in a miniskirt with a freakishly large head and a knife before you can even think he yells "BAZINGGA" and jumps down from a height that would kill any normal human and knifes you in the chest. As you fall backwards and slowly black out all you hear is "you idiot" before fading to black.
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To a human?? it looks black because there is not enough light to stimulate the color sensitive cones in our eyes, even though there is light in the night time sky, and it has color. Since the optical makeup of argonian and khajit eyes is unknown the answer to that question depends upon the race that is answering.....
i watch all these oblivion videos every night before bed. they put me at ease and are just so well done. i always go to sleep to your videos sam!! you keep me going my dude
“Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for.” ― George Sand
The fukken dark dude segment with him popping all over. I literally can't not laugh everytime I see it *wheezes whilst laughing" Sam I love you Bro 🤜❤️🤛
I love watching these for fun, and it really made me realize.. I never know about gas arrows when i played this years and years ago.. I did the whole Valen Dreth quest by sneaking, and reloading game a million times... I feel so dumb
This series is lit af because in every episode, General Samuel changes the character Gerald portrays, fulfilling a different role in society after providing great assistance to the members of the guild or other association he chooses to join in each episode.
Red delicious.... Really? Well I guess if eating dusty fucking flavorless apples is your thing that's fine by me... I'll just be back here, munching on my juicy, crunchy and fresh plebian Gala apple... Whilst unsubbed.
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Imagine you go out to get some stuff from a convenience store. so you get out of your car and are halfway to the door when you see a dude in a miniskirt with a freakishly large head and a knife before you can even think he yells "BAZINGGA" and jumps down from a height that would kill any normal human and knifes you in the chest. As you fall backwards and slowly black out all you hear is "you idiot" before fading to black.
David hadella or the same man rushing you from a dark alley screeching awwhaaha
Exactly how I want to go
It was all rigged from the start
Just another day in Glasgow.
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Ugh such a fucking amazing intro
and outro, spit fucking ginger ale on my laptop
Wass poppin wobbles
WOBBLES
WOBBLES you watch general sam
Anton a real nigga
Pretty sure Rufio was Bill Cosby's nickname back in the day.
The joke is even worse when you realize why Rufio is on the kill list in the first place
@@fearthepiggaming2998 why is that?
@@taloob493 he "assaulted" somebody
This is the best fucking comment ever
Fuck this is good
God dam. These are classics now. I think these videos, sheklestien, some of Skyrim vids for nostalgia sake and "is it the hat" are the best vids
Oh my god I forgot about is it the hat. What an absolute moment. Thank you.
Oblivion Sex Man (Life of a 4 foot Pimp 2017 Colorized)
Mr QWERTY 3 foot amirite?
Next we have "Crusader Guy" then we need to finish with "Daedra Dude".
More like "Crusader Male" and "Daedra Not-Girl"
More likely "Crusader Bruh" and "Daedra Chad".
@@imsodone-1910 it's most likely never happening
It's been 2 years I miss these oblivion guy videos
I only ever did crossfit douche. With gladiator diva as a side gig.
"I accept your surrender. YOU DARE TORMENT ME?!" 9:26
2:23
How the fuck do you always get perfect timing with NPCs
Chaylen Tejeda I laughed so hard at that part
Heh "Dark Dude." I'm gonna start calling my friend Jamaal that.
Your Smeagol impression is scary accurate.
You're gonna kill 'em to death - Sam 2017
Krasser Typ that's the same thing superboy prime said
17:52
When you catch your dog eating something he's not supposed to
Ah, a man of culture.
Self-isolation is a great excuse to re-watch all of these gems
As if we need an excuse to consume this masterclass
This shit kinda got me 📯 y dog
To a human?? it looks black because there is not enough light to stimulate the color sensitive cones in our eyes, even though there is light in the night time sky, and it has color. Since the optical makeup of argonian and khajit eyes is unknown the answer to that question depends upon the race that is answering.....
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I love how I can just type in 'dark guy' in youtube search and this is still the first thing that comes up
The guy at 2:25. I'm still sad he lost his video :( now he will never reunite with his brother
i watch all these oblivion videos every night before bed. they put me at ease and are just so well done. i always go to sleep to your videos sam!! you keep me going my dude
You are doing god’s work Sam please bring this back I need me more of this superb content…. no the world needs it… we need a shivering isles video
Sam that intro tripped me out,I just got finished watching No Country and you put it in your next heckin vid. Stop reading my mind pls thank
TheBustyStepdad No Country for Old Men?
Total Garbage Yes
Earth Space so the clip in the intro was from that movie?
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“Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for.”
― George Sand
...I don’t know why but I always watch this video very late at night... it’s so calming... and I’m so tired...
I've played Oblivion for 8 years now and I never knew you could climb into that box 😂
Dark Dude?
*When's Light Dude?*
Light Loser
That dlc sucks
*LIGHT boy*
DEDEDEDJSummers light man
DEDEDEDJSummers
Holy Homie.
Today we learned that Sam doez a pretty aight Gollum voice
Yesssss!!!! Another general Sam vid I've been waiting for every second for you to upload so salutations
I love these type of videos, id also love to see Sam play oblivion as a play through ;)
The fukken dark dude segment with him popping all over. I literally can't not laugh everytime I see it
*wheezes whilst laughing"
Sam I love you Bro 🤜❤️🤛
10:24
Dark dudes my favorite addition to the series
Still coming back to these three years later cuz they’re so good
"YOU DARE TORMENT ME" woke my ass up in a sweat
The next episode of this could be "God man" where you complete the main questline in the shivering isles and become the new sheogorath {a god}
and then Knight Lad where he reforms the order of the nine
Holy homie
I love watching these for fun, and it really made me realize.. I never know about gas arrows when i played this years and years ago.. I did the whole Valen Dreth quest by sneaking, and reloading game a million times... I feel so dumb
You've been exposed to way too many Australians
it's come to my attention that I self-consciously come back every month to watch these videos it makes me happy in a way.
"I'm sorry, most honorable listener, but I've already given you your weekly earnin-" *Drops dead*
Your best video series by far imo, keep it up my dude.
This is when your channel peaked @General Sam.
Man I am in love with these Oblivion videos,hours of content turned into small DANK moist Videos.Love them Keep up the good work Sam.
First time I've been happy to see a Jew
this is legit the best content on youtube
30 min oblivion video.. Sam you treat me so good
This series is lit af because in every episode, General Samuel changes the character Gerald portrays, fulfilling a different role in society after providing great assistance to the members of the guild or other association he chooses to join in each episode.
25:01 no matter how many times I watch this it never stops being amusing
The editing in these oblivion videos has been next level.
Those transitions were lit fire savage fam 🔥 🔥 🔥
I've been watching sense the nice bandit and you continue to make me laugh. Keep up the great work my dood
I wish I could leave like 420 likes for this storytelling genius
this man is the only content creator who knows of no country for old men that i’ve seen
I have more fun watching these these videos than I do actually playing the game.
This shit is the fucking best to watch when getting through the first stages of dxm. My gratitude is yours Sam. Sweet prince.
I've been waiting for some more Oblivion
Holy crap these dark dude transitions are absolutely fantastic!
Thief Guy...
Fight Man...
Mage Bro...
Dark Dude...
Knight Bloke?...
Ur vids are really helping me through depression right now, thank you so much man.
11:47 mans probably watched all of manslayers gamer poop series, you sir are indeed worthy of the prize of nobel
How does General Sam not have a million Subs I'm surprised
Almost there
I just walked in from work, I sit down and 56 secounds ago sam puts up a video. ......FUCK YES I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW SO BAD
That fucking intro, my god. Fucking great my dude.
It's 2020 and this series still kills me. So good!
Flawless technique pays off again
.......... I love you.
I mean the content.
Yusss. The content.
Nah for real. Just found this channel and totally worth it. Your humor is AWESOME.
Oh damn that dwarven armor was dank af
Sam I just gotta say, you're an astonishing editor. I love these Oblivion videos beyond belief. Keep it up! (:
Wheres skyrim?
He doesn't play trash games.
pkleaf I feel like it a little ironic to say that on a oblivion video
@@zigfaust he plays plenty of those
That era is long passed
@@indra8188 oblivion is better than skyrim
I don't have time to watch this right now. But I already know I will enjoy it when I do get a chance to watch it. Keep it up!
Nut
Still the best video on the internet
I lost My Shit On That Intro.
Still the best intro to anything
I'm gonna take myself down to Applewatch, and watch some apples.
Perfect Oblivion video series. I so love it.
LIKE THE NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN INTRO caps
Bruh shitting in a cats litterbox is the ultimate way to show dominance.
Tried watching this in class to pass the time, couldn’t get past 0:53 without laughing lol
Love this style of video, the extra effort really shows.
Me chilling on my balcony
*random assassin jumps towards me and stabs me* saying *B A Z I N G A*
that would be the best way to die
this might be one of my favorite vids you've made sam, good work.
Red delicious.... Really? Well I guess if eating dusty fucking flavorless apples is your thing that's fine by me... I'll just be back here, munching on my juicy, crunchy and fresh plebian Gala apple... Whilst unsubbed.
You both are uncultured pieces of human garbage! The best damn apples are mutsu, you fucking tasteless frauds.
Uh, gala? Not dusty? Please.
Stumpin Sam Never heard of mutsu, but fuji really gets my dick through the ceiling.
All of you can go fuck yourselves honey crisp is the best
#teambraeburn
Papa sam always has the best editing.
i want to see this in black and white
this video and thief guy are literally the best videos on your channel
Died laughing when he talked about the fat kid. 😂😂
these edits lately have been lookin mighty spicy
*E*
*D*
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*EDGY*
I guess you could say that’s a pretty E D G Y swastika joke
That beginning make my cry, amazing
Is that a 30 min General Sam video I see?
A 30 minute video?? We are truly blessed
Wait shouldnt dark dude be a red guard?
I just spent the last couple min of 2020 watching this amazing vid and now I’m starting 2021 with Dark Duderino
When's the next shekelstien coming out??
Connor Francis never
ok ok stop never??
madscientistshusta what a rude dude!
editing is perfect as usual xD
3:59 laughed so hard
I don't think I have ever laughed harder at a oblivion video than any of Genral Sam's vids
the ending
I like that you put colorized in the title
You gotta make more dark souls videos. If you don’t, the boss baby will come to your house and kill you.
I want more sam this the best oblivion vid I have seen in a long time
Y O U D A R E T O R M E N T M E ?
These type of series are fun. Keep doing em'.
15:06