You want some real funny shennanigans? Get to be archmage so you can have a random apprentice to follow you. Then take said apprentice somewhere... lethal. Once dead, revive him and kill him over and over. Then leave him for dead and wait a week in the university. He'll be alive again and attack you on sight, let the other mages kill him and watch the shennanigans unfold as everyone yells murder and starts killing each other.
>be the archmage >punch a guard >guard tries to arrest you >you resist arrest so the guard tries to kill you > other mages barge in and start beating him >the other guards see this and join the brawl >eventually everyone starts killing each other
It'll have even less content and more "streamlined" systems. Because accessibility sells, depth doesn't. How could the average consumer possibly finish an RPG with deep and meaningful mechanics, you can't expect people to actually get invested in the game unless it requires no effort to play. Don't you read games journalism? The term gameplay is an alt-right dog whistle that gatekeeps the poor helpless minorities who aren't intelligent enough to learn how to play a game on their own.
@@MaocatsMisadventures I’m totally with you except I think they should keep the “you hit someone, they take damage” system. In terms of gameplay it’s fine but for immersion’s sake hitting someone across the neck with a broadsword and nothing happening kind of takes me out of it.
@@MaocatsMisadventures Accessibility sells sure but it won't retain customers. If somethings too easy and streamlined people will get bored of your game. Sure you got a sale but you might not have a return customer.
Sam, if you pickpocket the guy in lobby area of the Arcane Unversity, you will find a necromantic book. The guy is literally one of the top members of the Arcane University. The book isnt part of a quest or anything, its just a little Easter Egg.
I live on cape cod, just got myself a brand new Jeep, was driving down the road and a tourist blew through an intersection and smoked me, totaled my car. Sam pls help, I'm in a brace with two badly sprained legs and a concussion, your videos ease the pain of my life
Ayo my nigga sam can we get some oblivion tshirts? Thief guy and the like, i'd gladly give you a bag of gold for such quality clothing xx edit: a bag of shekels my bad xx
mage bro is really in touch with his feminine side. he actually carries a man purse whenever he's not dabbing on the haters or doing mage guild missions.
I honestly admire the amount of work samalam puts into his videos and how much i love them theyre some of the only things i look foreward to at this point good work same keep it my youre my favorite jew hot air balloon repair man
Only reason i subbed to you was cuz of these oblivion videos and i didn't realize it was general sam till just now.. i remember bumbo and people talking about you. cool stuff i gues.
If anyone doesn't know what mods he's using, they are Thief's Arsenal (something like that) for the vine,gas,grease,and water arrows and Hilarity for dropping rocks and horses and shit like that.
I just realised that the necromancer that will "make your corpse dance " has the last name othran and is a dark elf. The drunkard in cheydenhall is a dark elf and also has the name othran. Strange
You want some real funny shennanigans? Get to be archmage so you can have a random apprentice to follow you. Then take said apprentice somewhere... lethal. Once dead, revive him and kill him over and over. Then leave him for dead and wait a week in the university. He'll be alive again and attack you on sight, let the other mages kill him and watch the shennanigans unfold as everyone yells murder and starts killing each other.
>be the archmage
>punch a guard
>guard tries to arrest you
>you resist arrest so the guard tries to kill you
> other mages barge in and start beating him
>the other guards see this and join the brawl
>eventually everyone starts killing each other
Every guild will oppress your body.
What about the nudist guild?
Levi Heichou Nobody wants to see grandma nude.
Necromancy is prohibited, my dude.
Legalize necromancy now or riot
Did you just say the N-word?
Can't a brother just Raise a family in peace?
" Yo is that Trayvon Martin?! "
[ demonetization intensifies ]
Gayness _'intensifies'_
"Trayvond the Redguard" is the equivalent of naming yourself "Jamal the Black Man"
This is gold
i'm fucking losing it lmao
Bob Joe not yet :'(
The fact a watermelon was close by is an interesting level design choice.
HEH-LOH, I AM WHISKERS, THE SKOOMA ADDICT
2 years later and Sam doesn't think I caught on to the fact that he used console to complete the boring ones.
I mean... do you blame him?
@@grimreefer9324 yes
You're the only Jew I like Sam.
Joshua Howland praise kek
Joshua Howland same
Joshua Howland he's the only Jew I know. If they're all like this I need to find more of them
he's a Christian
hes not actually jewish
As of this moment, you have gained the rank of unnoticed.
I feel like oblivion had a lot more cool and unique items and magic than skyrim and I haven’t even played oblivion myself before
WHO THE HELL IS THIS MAGE BRO??? FIGHT MAN BAILED ON US LIKE MY DAD
Fight man was secretly redguard
These videos need to return
I still come back to watch these every once in awhile to get a good laugh
Agreed oblivion is still my favorite elder scrolls game mostly for the comedy that occurs naturally
Oblivion had an amazing magic system. Skyrims was so limited. I hope es6 has a d&d style magic system.
It won't.
Based on fallout 76 i don't have much hope honestly
It'll have even less content and more "streamlined" systems. Because accessibility sells, depth doesn't. How could the average consumer possibly finish an RPG with deep and meaningful mechanics, you can't expect people to actually get invested in the game unless it requires no effort to play. Don't you read games journalism? The term gameplay is an alt-right dog whistle that gatekeeps the poor helpless minorities who aren't intelligent enough to learn how to play a game on their own.
@@MaocatsMisadventures I’m totally with you except I think they should keep the “you hit someone, they take damage” system. In terms of gameplay it’s fine but for immersion’s sake hitting someone across the neck with a broadsword and nothing happening kind of takes me out of it.
@@MaocatsMisadventures Accessibility sells sure but it won't retain customers. If somethings too easy and streamlined people will get bored of your game. Sure you got a sale but you might not have a return customer.
I wonder what would happen if this guy and Autism Cat got together. Would Tamriel implode?
All of Nirn would immediately vanish from existence.
CHIM. CHIM would happen.
They are the same person, a cat on the day, a bald dude at night
I need a skyrim mod where sam just secondly narrates the entire game, like after someone talks or when you meet someone, anything really lmfao
" *It's like one of those hairless rat things* "
I lost it.
these oblivion bros series were prime general sam
His gasp of surprise when the counts boys tried to kill him was so perfect.
Coming to a blockbuster near you, Assassin man
damn rust looks like shit now
RedShift VS fuck sake guys, how do u not recognise Roblox?
Will Paterson trust me dude I play roblox 24/7 and this sure as hell ain't it
Temp I play Conan exiles 43/9 and can tell you that it's definitely Conan exiles
Still the best oblivion series sam we need a season 2
This is already 5 years old Jesus Christ
Little did Sam know, that spinning sword was an object from the Zone.
it scares me that this is 3 years old already. seems so much more recent
Honestly. It feels like just yesterday I was watching waiting for him to upload more oblivion
Sam, if you pickpocket the guy in lobby area of the Arcane Unversity, you will find a necromantic book. The guy is literally one of the top members of the Arcane University. The book isnt part of a quest or anything, its just a little Easter Egg.
Based on that message in the last few frames before the extro, I think I know where our protagonist-of-impaired-stature intends to venture next.
Where?
I didn’t see anything
These oblivion videos are a international treasure
3 years ago? Fuck, still feels like I first watched this just the other day. Goddam, I'm getting old.
I really love your elder scrolls comedy videos. I can't get enough of this! I wish there were 50 episodes so I could binge watch them!
These vid are pure joy to watch
As of this moment, *you have not gone unnoticed*
Please General Sam you've got to keep making these, they are hilarious
How is this 6 years old 😭
"wtf I'm old" gang 🤝
let's goooo
5:46 gallops furiously to say " Hello" you gotta love Oblivion 😂
This video has THE BEST Transition's in the history of RUclips
Enjoying this vid with some banana bread
This is quality quarantine content
YES
SAM IS MAKING MORE OBLIVION VIDEOS
still waiting for archer stud
I live on cape cod, just got myself a brand new Jeep, was driving down the road and a tourist blew through an intersection and smoked me, totaled my car. Sam pls help, I'm in a brace with two badly sprained legs and a concussion, your videos ease the pain of my life
As of this moment, you have gained the rank of
not unnoticed
Ayo my nigga sam can we get some oblivion tshirts? Thief guy and the like, i'd gladly give you a bag of gold for such quality clothing xx
edit: a bag of shekels my bad xx
I heartily agree.
I'd buy all of it
is your son black
God yeah like a black and white version of the characters head would be perfect
need a shirt of A Stranger saying" Get out and let me finish!"
I'm loving the oblivion video man they have me dyin!
When all the reanimated characters stood at the top of the stairs it had hard horror game vibes
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Again...you make me want to replay Oblivion... just like you did with Sheklestein and Skyrim!
how do u get a Jewish girls number? roll up her sleeve
12345 bruh
12345 seen that one already huehuehue
bruh
No one has ever asked why Jews don't have birthday roasts. lol
Wow, you're so original and witty. It's not like this joke has been used by fucking everyone and their grandma's dogs.
600 hrs. of play transmogrified to nearly 19 minutes... exquisite.
Wow Danny Devito lost a lot of weight
love the vids oblivion ones are my fav forever a treasure in my heart
As of this moment, you have NOT gone unnoticed.
About time.
I loved thief guy and fight man, but mage bro seems like the best bro
mage bro is really in touch with his feminine side. he actually carries a man purse whenever he's not dabbing on the haters or doing mage guild missions.
A true masterpiece.
I honestly admire the amount of work samalam puts into his videos and how much i love them theyre some of the only things i look foreward to at this point good work same keep it my youre my favorite jew hot air balloon repair man
Bored out here in the middle of hurricane Harvey, thanks for the upload Sam
Hey GeneralSam, you should do Dark Dude or Arena Boi next
(DarkBrotherhood)
(Arena)
Dark Dude happened!
Wished that Sam would do more Oblivion or Skyrim, but I’m sure he’ll do a series on whatever Bethesda game comes out next
It's every mage bro with that magic flow...
I want to die
I really like this series, anyway of you modding and doing a video on stalker call of chernobyl?
mmmm thicc
Coc would be hilarious
Bzorlan Call of Chernobyl as Monolith or as Mercs would be Z O N K S
3:40 Deep General Sam rat lore
Omg just found your second channel! This bumbo channel has so many mint general sam videos!
Oh my god g-sam, these just keep getting better. I need more
that blink at 4:39 gets me every time
Oblivion videos are fucking awesome. Thank you papi rabbi.
This is your best video yet BTW
Love the new editing and funny little additions
I like general sam
Sam is the only dude on this dying site that can make me laugh in the first 12 seconds of a video
Man I fucking love you generalSam you’re now my fav channel, keep up the good shit bro
the addition of bottom bunk turtle farm for the outro was very good i will gladly give you 10 shekels for this video.
Well your the only person doing these irrevelant oblivion videos so i guess there my favorite
The editing in this vid was top notch, my dude.
Hey Sam, what does a pirate call his girlfriend?
Land Ho
@@ghost6704 N O
@@ghost6704 boo
Ahhh the intro music brings me back to the first video of yours I ever saw......... "Eating Horrible Canned Meat"
That treyvon joke killed me lmaooo
6:42
I thought you said travel to my snat.. you know what never mind. I'll be on my way.
Man I'm trying to play this game but hard crashes my PC and forces me to reboot. Why?
What?! No joke on the 5:23 "you need to simply prove that you are able-bodied and ready to learn something in the process"? What a disgrace.
Why do I keep coming back to these?
Don't ever stop making these Oblivion videos
4:13 when that banger comes on and you get hyped and start mimicking the beat.
Skyrim’s quest line for the mages was buy a spell and your in and that’s it. Lol
NOW YOU'RE THIS GUY. COME ON SAM. THIEF, TO FIGHTER, TO MAGE.
the moon is slowly getting farther away and we will not have any eclipse or nighr if the earth lives that long
Nice kazoo work there. I'll have my people call your people.
oblivions magic system is " chefs kiss"
Only reason i subbed to you was cuz of these oblivion videos and i didn't realize it was general sam till just now.. i remember bumbo and people talking about you. cool stuff i gues.
If anyone doesn't know what mods he's using, they are Thief's Arsenal (something like that) for the vine,gas,grease,and water arrows and Hilarity for dropping rocks and horses and shit like that.
Just as im about to rip a fat bong chop i see a notification from sam. Oh fuck yeah gon be a good 20 mins
sam love the vids lately I love where the channels going
Gotta watch it before Sam takes the video down!
Morbid Mars Ha...
I wouldn't grimace at your staff, Sam.
Best voice acting in any video game ever
I just realised that the necromancer that will "make your corpse dance " has the last name othran and is a dark elf. The drunkard in cheydenhall is a dark elf and also has the name othran. Strange
Very good oblivion video
General Sam, I love your videos man ffs XD
*U N N O T I C E D*
I was watching Shekelstien but... I don't want a beating tonight so I must watch this.
Your intro looked like that episode of rick and morty with the tv show trailers from alternate universes
13:19 "you just got......pranked bro"
*bamboozled*
These videos are great.
I love the Oblivion vids
This man needs a ballad.