[Vinesauce] Joel - Black Mesa ( Part 1 )
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- They're waiting for you in the test chamber, again.
Date streamed: 17 Jan , 2020
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imagine G-Man doing all this shit to set up a resonance cascade, and then the experiment starts and they bring out the sample, and he just watches as Gordon slowly beats himself to death with a metal stool
in two different instances
Haha, "stool"
In four hours, Joel kills himself with a chair, chugs half a dozen cans of pepsi, carries a cat picture, misses several things, refuses to heal, will not get immersed, and still somehow gets to the 6th level in the game.
*GÄMËR*
Joel is s t r o n k
Joel is sometimes just beyond frustrating to watch. This is one of those times. As soon as he walked by the hev charger and battery he was just staring at because "haha bop head to music and walk backwards such a funny bit haha" I just stopped watching.
OVKatz yikes even Joel knows he's just playing a video game, if you find frustrating that he isn't doing a serious gameplay collecting health and doing all of that then why tf are you watching him, he's played half life probably hundreds of times, watch a longplay of half life if it's "b e y o n d frustrating" lmao
@@zenv9180 haha shake mouse around so funny haha
Imagine Crowbar Collective creates another achievement where you need to carry Mr. Meow throughout the whole game, but this time you have to beat Nihilanth using Mr. Meow.
You use the bounce pads to fly through the air with Mr Meow and shove him into Nihilanth's brain, killing him instantly because Mr Meow is much more powerful than Nihilanth.
@@cobgod1415 ngl I can totally see Mr. Meow being a Gmod SWEP now.
It's impossible because in "apprehension" Gordon gets taken to the trash compactor
@@Moonknife well if they could do it with the purple hats one, they could do it too
Fun fact, while there is no bunnyhopping in the current versions of the Source engine, there's a technique called Accelerated Back Hopping. The Source engine tracks the player speed in a way that, if it somehow detects that you're going too fast because you found a way to bunnyhop anyway, it would quite literally push you back for the same amount of excess speed if you were travelling through the air too fast.
The problem, however, is that Valve didn't account for the player's direction when implementing this countermeasure. As the game doesn't check the direction you're facing when monitoring your speed and assumes by default that you're travelling forward, if you exceed the speed limit when jumping backwards the game starts pushing you back, resulting in you quite literally flying backward at an increasingly high speed. It's a trick used a couple of times in Half-Life 2 speedruns, and it's incredibly entertaining to watch.
A "couple" of times?
@@TheGoop22 Well, to the extent of Gordon blasting off into the distance, yes, the full potential of ABH is used only in a couple of maps/chapters in Half-Life 2 runs.
like the mario 64 weird backwards jump?
Holy shit blj in source
Bunny hopping is in the more modern versions of source. You can see it used in runs of portal 2 and black mesa. the only issue is that it's capped to a speed not too much more than the max walking speed.
Maybe the real resonance cascade was the friends we made along the way
Vortigaunts unite!
@@Yuzuki1337 sustenance!
@@knavenformed9436 I actually got that reference. God damn it.
Truly we were the resonance cascade all along
@@sneezebiscuits7239 Wait, WHAT?! What reference was it?
Joel's refusal to use health stations physically hurts me
It's because he's *gämër*
thankssssssssss
Hello OVA DIO, how’d you get here?
Wryyyyyyyyyy
Yvers Gaming I took an Uber.
*spends 20 minutes caving freeman's skull in with a chair*
the quality content i subscribed for.
my brain eye-slurred those words together as "caveman's skull" and it's not that wrong
@@TehVulpez I read it as "Cave's Skull," thought of Cave Johnson from Portal 2 and got confused
It appears that you need medical attention right away! Let's try thi- ARGH! NOOO! STAHP! UEGH!! OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED!!
oops wrong game
"Diarrhea"
Joel: "HHHHHHHHHHHHH"
*WHEEZE*
1:53:00 The legend of Dr. Meow begins
Ross Scott and Joel seem like they would get along really well.
Yes. Big agree.
@@LukeBeadles I mean Joel has said before that he thinks Ross is a cool guy
@Robert House i think half life 1 on the half life marathon.dont know when tho.if it wasnt 1 then it was opposing forces.
@@alphalax7747 this video
Should play Sven co op together on stream.
Gordon is needed in test chamber in-universe. There's a lot of equipment he would've needed to operate, if the experiment didn't go wrong instantly. Also, having a professional in place beats every robot.
The experiment isn't stupid, they're measuring a sample from other world with high power equipment. It might come across silly in HL1 due to the age, but it totally makes sense.
I actually never thought about what would happen if the experiment right _right._ Huh.
@Qimodis
It's debatable whether or not Black Mesa had robots at the time capable of mimicking the dexterity of a human. Maybe there were things Gordon would've needed to do after inserting the crystal that would've required intense focus and coordination. We just don't know.
My question is why the button to bring up the mass spectrometers was INSIDE the chamber, and why they didn't just have a button in the observation room to start it.
@Qimodis If you consider input delay, servo speed and precision, command transmission unreliability in area with undoubtedly high EMI - it's much better to have guy in the hazmat operating hardwired consoles that can do what's needed _before_ anyone tells him, because *he's a scientist too* . In HL you can even remove the sample when beam becomes green, it doesn't make a difference, but you can, that's what you would do, and you can do it faster than any robot.
Neither anti-mass spectrometer or crystal sample are mcguffins, they are vital elements of the story that are brought up later, explored, and viewed from different angles.
So 0 out of 2
Sounds like an excuse Gordon would make when asked what he does in Black Mesa.
Okay Mit Graduate
"I still have nightmares about that cat."
*DOCTOR MEOW*
What cat?
Joel: "I really wish they would have toned down the violence in this, even though it's supposed to be a tribute."
Also Joel: "This setup is very nice, but where's the zombie going 'bhrrrhhrrhrhr'?"
4 hours long? I guess Joel made it through more of the game than Vinny in one go.
[watches Joel spend 15 minutes trying to kill himself in the test chamber with an office chair]
He... he really is going to try to carry that cat picture through to the trash compactor scene.
yup, and then he freaked out but managed to spawn a new one in
@@TehVulpez Thank god. I was worried the tales of Mr Meow would have ended then and there.
_probably not a problem, probably_
the words that doomed the world
Joel: I dont like when serious game is too funny.
Also Joel: *PEEPEEPOOPOO JOKES*
Joel: *walks past a health station
Chat: A G O N Y
Joel is a gamer pro, he doesn't need health because he almost never gets hit by enemies attacks
HD remaster of classic game.
RUclips: "How's 480p sound?"
240p take it or leave it
Richard V Lionerheart i’d like a 144p
Not a remaster, a remake.
He was only playing the game at 768p
True gamers use 1p
First I played through the whole thing, then I watched all of Vinny's playthrough.
Guess I'm gonna experience Black Mesa for the third time in the span of a month!
Yep, same thing here
2:48:08 Joel: *While missing almost every shot*
Did they make the magnum weaker? I feel like they made the magnum weaker.
29:17 Stanley walked throught the left door
After all these years, we find out that the resonance cascade was caused by Gordon lodging a chair into the anti-mass spectrometer's rotors.
I skipped ahead in the vid and Joel's doing the stool flip challenge
*I still have nightmares about that cat*
The voice actors did a bang up job. Eli and Issac sound great. Also love the quirks that are kept for minor characters, like pronunciation of "They're waiting for you, Gordon, in the test CHamberrrrr."
your scientist scream impressions are too good, your actually making me laugh out loud
Joel: "Grunts don't fire their grenade launchers at you in the Steam release"
Me, who has died a number of times to impact grenades launched by Grunts while playing the Steam release: ಠ_ಠ
Realising that he would face consequences for the black mesa incident, Gordon Freeman killed himself with a chair.
I swear, if Joel walks past one more health machine while at 40%/0% I'm going to scream!
I swear i get recommended the opposing force video so often i sleep to it at least once a month
Nice pfp and name
Luke Beadles i see you are a man/woman of good taste
Right idea, wrong object... it’s The Purple Hat that needs to be taken to Xen. Xen already has a lot of cats.
Joel already knows that.Chat told him a bunch of times in the video.
Joel: "Let's really take in the environment"
Also Joel: *Fills the entire screen with a cat picture*
Joel you are so good for my depression, I love you so much thank you for existing ♡
Can someone *please* animate the part where Joel is just denting his own skull in with a chair while the scientists keep asking if he's okay? That shit would be hilarious animated.
The biggest injustice of 2020 is Dr. Meow being framed for killing the Barney at 1:53:56 when you can clearly see the vortigaunt kills him with a claw swipe when Joel slows it down
joel is secretly a cat person, but it's so secret he does not know it himself.
The way he saves the cat in spelunky, half life VR with the Cat Gun. And Mr Meow
Why did they have to wear all those ridiculous ties?
*Slightly Decreasing Framerates*
Joel: "Eh it's not gonna impact the enjoyment of the Stream, FecalFunny.com Lol-"
Vinny Boi: "I'm not getting 60FPS D:" *Stream Has Been Canceled*
I hate the fact it goes to Joel's twitch page
Number fifteen, Burger King foot lettuce, the last thing you'd want in your burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, well it might just be what you gæt.
As much as i love this Mr. Meow run, I fear it might distract Joel from how amazing Xen turned out
leaving my reminder for where I was
3:50:25
I'm liking this only because I relate
be quiet
@@benderbendingrodriguez6280 yesn't
What a quality Joel stream
I just realized the watching joel joke with the seizure zombie was also made in the brutal half life stream in 2015
Joel making a monologue about the loss of the chair with the music timing just perfectly, that was truly an epic gamer moment
here when its only 360p
I have to respectfully disagree with Joel's opinion that this doesn't feel like it's official, Black Mesa is so polished and passionate that I feel it's earned it's place. Once again i see where Joel is coming from but I disagree.
Same here.
He's not saying it doesn't seem like a lot of talent and effort was put into it, he's just saying it isn't something that seems like it was made by valve themselves.
Vi Animations I u understand that, I disagree with that assertion. I think that it does feel like Valves work. I don’t ever feel alienated. However once again I acknowledge Joels opinion but I respectfully disagree.
The thing is, it seems _too_ smooth and polished to be valve. Valve's stuff always looks dirty and old, and with good reason. The half life series were dark games. Black Mesa just has this almost too smooth feel to it, so it can't really be valve.
The cat joke got old fast
I cant watch this with the whole cat thing.
Before going back to review the footage, Schrodinger's cat exists in two states simultaneously: one where it killed Barney, and one where the vortiguant did it.
Vort shot first
Joel's diabetes must been upgraded into extreme brain damage, judging by his lack of awareness at 3:23:30.
Galunga
My god the elevator scene was avant-garde
2:08:00 Joel almost got 'Diavolo-ed' with the schrodinger's car in his arms.
I always wonder how much insulin Joel has to take every time he does a soda machine bit
_"Black Mesa animations so smooth"_
*Precedes to watch 4 hours of Joel's mouse movements twitching like an insect on speed*
I originally thought the lyrics were: "Let the potty set the flow."
>"I'm not going to carry a chair all the way to Xen"
*>Proceeds to carry picture of cat all the way there instead.*
Didn't Joel already play this like a week or two ago, under his Italian from Brooklyn persona?
Sonic202
Ah your thinking of Vincent Vinesauce
This is Jotles Johansson they have a lot in common so it’s ok if you get it wrong. If you see Mr. Vine could you let him know that his Nigerian cousin passed away and left his wealth to Mr. Vinny vine. Send him to www.spacejam.com where he can receive his reward!
His name is Vincente PizzaPasta
Nonononono--- it's Vincenzo Pizzapasta
39:09
Here at Black Mesa, we aim for conclusive results.
Those snacks in the vending machine look an awful lot like classic british fried corn chips like Skips, Chip Sticks and Quavers.
And german ones too, like the Funny-Frisch Chips.
Chairs: the stream.
Edit: Mr. Meow: the stream.
I love the way that Joel almost always has a uh after every sentence like "Black mesauh"
this is the way games are supposed to be played
2 hours of carrying that picture. GG Mr. Meow you psychologically gottem.
Joel playing with the chair put me on fucking suicide watch.
OH GOD IM COOOOOOOMING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is just Freeman's Mind, but by a Swede.
Anyone know if uncle joels gonna do more signal simulator? Thanks!
@firered sk GODAMMIT. Thank you brother
@firered sk nnnnnooooooooo
he was trying but his computer was being super laggy
Still waiting for Joel stream the Euphoria game
58:31 Freeman's Mind Episode -1 (Gordon's College Days)
Actually that is Freeman's Mind canon. In Freeman's Mind 2 he Kobe'd the can into the trash and explained that he used to drink a lot of sodas in college.
Yo I found out that Dark Side Of The Moon syncs up with Black mesa
I remember Joel's old BM video where the tank blew up everyone in the intro and X gave it to em.
_X gon' give it to ya_
is he really going to do this cat thing for the whole stream
I’m pretty confident that the guy that says “he’s a highly trained professional” is the narrator from Stanley Parable
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thinks this😂
It is.
It's literally Kevan Brighting.
@@KirbyMario12345_939 Kevin Brighting is a blessing.
Joel literally says he is
I'm not really sure about his inclusion into the steam release. Even if he's not doing the narrator voice really, it's still close enough to be distracting and suck me out of it.
Only in a Joel stream could you find someone carry around a cat picture for hours to feed it a taco.
Can't wait for part 2
*_wait_*
That fact that Joels silly ass carried that cat everywhere is hilarious!
@Mazxj Stripes Well aren't you fun
@Mazxj Stripes Why are you here then?
𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙘𝙖𝙩
𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙚𝙭𝙩
May Mr. Meow protecc you.
excuse you is DOCTOR meow, he didnt spend 7 years obtaining his medical degree just to be called MR meow
AHHH MY EYES ARE BLEEDING
As he's talking about how popular the opposing force stream is I look to my right... number one recommended.
58:10 the npc is everyone waiting for joel to get his fooni joke ready
On the hardest difficulty, I made it all the way to 3:24:21 without dying. That was some intense shit because I got so into it trying to survive. This game is actually fun by playing as long as you can until you die, then coming back to it again later with the same survival mentality. It feels more real that way, like you are the only survivor of the Lambda armor team and it's all up to you. Can't wait to see the new Xen maps. They could've made more sales to promote Co-op and just make slight modifications to the NPC script by interjecting "Your Lambda Team" instead of just "Gordon Freeman" when you choose Co-op mode. I need to get into gaming dev to help push these kinds of decisions.
You know your in for a good Joel stream when the ad is Doom
"They are waiting for you gorden in the test chambererererer"~ Sum dood 2020
Barney was actually killed by the Vort, you could see it push Barney right as you threw the picture.
Opposing force on the side bar
I am officially hyped for him to get to Xen.
Same here
3:12:34 let the bodies hit the SQBLEEE
3:02:56
"Draw me like one of your french scientists"
Can't decide if the way joel is playing this game is infuriating or absolutely hilarious
I'm so early on this vid that it's just at 360p
tasty 360p 800x600
It's still 360p!
1 hour later it's still 360p
Gets caught my a barnacle within crowbar range, pulls out weaker gun, kills it before letting a couple of bites in, AND WALKS BACKWARDS INTO ANOTHER BARNACLE AND STILL DOESN'T PULL OUT HIS CROWBAR
2:23-2:45 Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart, truly a wonderful little oddity
BUT VINNY, YOU ALREADY PLAYED BLACK MESA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SO ORIGINAL
MR MIIIIIAAAAAAAUUUUUUUU
I do not have to feel bad about beeing awake at 3:30 am....i just assume the people who clicked this video too are also awake at the same time.
I am Normal. I am not fucked because i have to work in 4 hours.
Smileface :)
Same, dude lol
good stream
Danm, Joel must be using King Crimson cause he be skippin through the combat