@@thespaceofades2734 From what I can tell they didn't hard-code the dialogue into the .vcd files for the characters which is what they use to speak and perform certain movements that are processed through FacePoser.
I don't understand the aggression from Freeman. He isn't Doomguy. He just kills the grunts and moves on. Since when does he dramatically kick his gun away, carry him to another place, rip his face to shreds with a crowbar then stomp on your face? That's a very not-Gordon-like thing to do. He's a scientist, not a psychomaniac.
Spoiler: It wasn't Gordon but Adam hence why Mitch kills him at the end. I would explain how that makes "sense" within the game but it is a clusterfuck to go through. However in the original concept of the game it was Freeman himself without the helmet and all.
you should check out IHATEEVERYTHING youtube video about this game he was part of the development of this game and wow the stuff he said's really shows how gong show the development is...
My fellow Americans, as your President and commander-in-chief, it is with a heavy heart that I am informing you that we have made a strategic decision TO GET ROIIGHT INTO THE NEWWWS
34:36 The best parkour system. 1:18:36 Joel.exe has stopped responding. 1:22:26 #HL2_GameOver_Ally T-pose 1:25:02 Joel.exe has stopped responding. Again. 1:41:26 One last Node Graph out of Date. Rebuilding... 1:42:30 Source Filmmaker Animtors.
@UC112L5RTlAsCzD4izWTVqMA DON'T SAY THAT, THEY CREATED THE GLUON GUN THE TAU CANNON AND THE DISPLACEMENT CANNON, THESE WEAPONS ARE MORE WORTHY THEN THIS
I love that full subtitles means subtitles for all sound effects... Not for the voice lines, however. That would actually be quality. And the fact that knife-stabbing is subtitled as "Crowbar thwack"
My fellow Americans, As your president and commander-in-chief, it is with a heavy heart that I'm informing you we made a strategic decision. To surrender. To the alien invaders known as the Combine. This is the best chance for our survival as Americans and as humans. This has been the hardest decision of my life, that I did not do so lightly. As Americans, and indeed as human citizens, we have never willingly surrendered to oppression and this very idea is anathema to our core values and everything we hold dear. Yet, the fact and hard truth remains that we lost this battle, at least for now. And believe me, we will live to fight another day. We shall return. God bless you, and God bless the United States of America. ~President Killer KEEM
I like how they didn't bother with basic reverb effects on the voices or anything. It's not hard to make it sound like someone's voice is coming in over the radio with a free filter, but I guess that was too much work?
Every single dub ever in my home country, it's extra embarrassing in a cinema where the audio is mastered for the best surround experience but you get 2.1 trash voices with bad acting on your face because of the dub. The voices are fucking louder than gunshots and explosions ffs. Also the panting and grunt noises give me Vietnam flashbacks.
When Joel says that he's the one guy feeding a hundred people, I just imagine they take the $25, buy some loaves of bread, and split it into crumbs and pay the people with those crumbs.
In case anybody's curious, the reason the reflections are all fucked up is because the person making the map didn't set up their cubemaps properly, it's 100% an effort thing, because you can fix that problem really easily, it just takes a little time.
It's kinda crazy to me that they didn't bother doing the most basic stuff in a $25 product when I knew about making proper cubemaps for my shitty Portal maps as a teenager.
Joel making the "A Hideo Kojima Game" joke only to discover he's on the "Special Thanks" section might just be one of my favorite Vargskelethor moments.
As being a Half-Life fan since I was 14 (HL2 was released then), this game hurts my soul. Oh well, at least Gordon Freeman can make friends with Noctis and his pals now.
What happens when you mix Half-Life, Metal Gear, FEAR, Call of Duty, Ed Wood movies, plagiarism, and absolute shamelessness in a blender set to puree? This game is the end result and has a peculiar taste of bloody stools, wasted money, utter disappointment and personal shame.
@@yellowfirehydrant well while it was a joke I can agree with that I used to buy games and play them for a while and then refund them I normally didn't play more than 14 days. I don't do it anymore but it is possible
You know damn well Hideo Kojima wouldn't willingly involve himself with a fan project that isn't even related to one of his own games. Especially one as unprofessional as this.
So for those who couldn't tell by the end... [SPOILERS] Gordon Freeman wasn't the guy who fucked up Mitchell's face, it was Adam. Because G-Man shenanigans.
I don't have a full list, but all the stuff from half-life 2 being put before half-life 2. Examples: Dr. Breen's water reserve on a train before the combine take over. Various posters with the Lambda logo [the main icon of the rebellion after the combine invasion] The mixing of post combine invasion headcrabs to during invasion combine invasion. The odd time jumps to align with the half-life timeline. And it can be presumed there was more than 1 HEV suit in black mesa, but even in the expanded co-op game none of them had helmets. So for Adam to find the suit, with a helmet, then run towards Mitchell attacking him, without being stopped by any H.E.C.U. forces or Aliens just blows my mind. Still a better love story than twilight.
@@demonicloaf2100 Yes, as it was safer to travel with helmets in unknown space. But from what I can tell, HEV suits don't come with a helmet out of the box. Not saying they don't exist, but we don't see any other HEV stations in half life besides the main one in the changing rooms and the characters who use those don't wear their helmets. The only other area we see would be the lambda labs as they require HEV suits for both the generators and entering XEN but the area is swarming with Xen Aliens, HECU topside, and the labs are held by Black Mesa Staff. So it was just odd that Adam was able to find a suit, and a helmet and then reach Mitchell without being stopped by HECU or Friendly Fire from other black ops units.
Heavy Metal Collector back then when he was completely enigmatic and mysterious, part of what made him interesting and funny was your mind trying to comprehend the man behind those absurdist jokes. But he broke character for the dumbest reason ever, and the reasoning to why he did what he did was just disheartening. And the content he releases now pales in comparison to the esoteric madness he used to do. And I don't blame people for thinking of him now just as a jock trying too hard to be funny.
This game reminds me of when you're playing Garry's Mod and you look at the community saves, and there's those ones that basically just throw hundreds of enemies at you and tell you to kill Wallace Breen or something like that.
Letting a developer charge so much money for a shitty game using their IP, without even quality checking it, proves just how low of a fuck Valve gives about their games.
F0rtune it’s just bizarre. Half life and all that spawned from it literally made them what they are. And now you can release overpriced shovelware mods for 25$ without them giving a single fuck. Rip valve. This kinda cements it.
Fun Fact: I didn't know about the parkour mechanic when playing this. So I tried to kill the Strider before the parking garage. Impulse 101 for grenade launcher nades. If you "kill" it a B-17 flies down and slams directly into the fucking thing. The gates Joel went under raise so you can walk under them (without having to go prone). I would imagine this was the correct way to do it, and Joel broke it. That's why his game had a bit of a hiccup.
Oh god when he said "John freeman who was Gordon Freeman's brother" i swear i pictured the whole full life consequences show in my mind. Like a dying man watching his whole life before he dies. Good gmod times bruh.
Tons of glitches, terrible voice acting, cutscenes not even loading, horrible level design, re-used maps and models. How is this even sold as an actual game and not a free mod?
29:17 Behind Nick, there is a poster board with the image of a hand bearing the lambda logo. Theses lazy craps didn't even bother checking what decals they were importing from half-life 2 as background art. (I refer to background art as any art that isn't the main focus, poser boards, computer screens, skybox, etc. I know background art usually refers to a skybox and not a poster)
To think Entropy Zero, Downfall, Echoes, MMoD, SMod, and other great mods are given to the community for free while this trash was sold at launch for almost the same amount of money as Black Mesa. Fuck off.
@@f.palmero5010 They show Dr. Breen's Private Reserve vending machines in trains during the 7 Hour War. They show the Tau buggy Freeman uses during Highway 17 and Sandtraps after Mitchell escapes Nova Prospekt, when by that point the buggy would have been taken by the Combine long ago (In HL2 the buggy is taken by a Combine dropship just before entering the section with Lazlo and the keeping off the sand gimmick). Ffs, they didn't even bother changing the subtitles for the knife so that they don't mention a crowbar. I'm not surprised they didn't bother editing rebel graffiti.
Actually, Pyrocynical did some voice acting and refused payment so he could trash talk if the game was shit. He made a video talking trash despite the dev's wishes
Jamstained Streams Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure PC Gamer confirmed in an article that there weren't any stolen assets, but it doesn't dismiss the clusterfuck of clashing assests mixed in.
...where the hell is that guy supposed to be waking up anyway? I thought it was a hospital at first, but there's no people but the plot device of the 'medkit stealer'. It also looks nothing like a hospital. It's more like an office building (an incredibly shiny one) with an operating table. It's really bugging me for some reason.
The best part about this video was listening to Joel desperately struggle not to say something bad about the game, partially because he's just a nice guy and that's how he rolls but also because he paid $25 for it and you can tell he _really really wanted_ for it not to suck.
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Shitty Doom Wads ( And Good )](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Hp6lA8I_Dwc/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Shitty Doom Wads ( And Good )](/img/tr.png)
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Half Life Marathon: Half-Life: Blue Shift](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/N3f-5OWVD4c/mqdefault.jpg)
I love how there are subtitles for everything but the actual dialogue.
+BBHood217
I guess just 'cause those are already hard-coded into HL2.
Actually you can turn on subtitles, but they don't even work
They might have fixed them, but they used to not appear.
Crowbar Whack!
@@thespaceofades2734 From what I can tell they didn't hard-code the dialogue into the .vcd files for the characters which is what they use to speak and perform certain movements that are processed through FacePoser.
"This game costs as much as 2 Half-Lifes"
Hunt Down the Freeman was the true Full Life Consequences
This is a big Messa.
Luigi the Chinese Cowboy MESSA STEP IN THE DOODOO
Messa>>>>>>>>>Meysa
Mezza xD
5:58
HL2 weapon pickup sound
For you
Hunt Down the Frames
Hunt Down The Refund
Save the frames!
HIMIK-MAN *”You fucked up my frames”*
Hunt down the Graphics Quality.
@@jedruz Yooooo is hlthat a Pyro reference
I don't understand the aggression from Freeman. He isn't Doomguy. He just kills the grunts and moves on. Since when does he dramatically kick his gun away, carry him to another place, rip his face to shreds with a crowbar then stomp on your face? That's a very not-Gordon-like thing to do. He's a scientist, not a psychomaniac.
Spoiler:
It wasn't Gordon but Adam hence why Mitch kills him at the end. I would explain how that makes "sense" within the game but it is a clusterfuck to go through. However in the original concept of the game it was Freeman himself without the helmet and all.
Morbo Antonio so basically, "you fucked up my face".
I hope that becomes an actual meme somehow.
It is a meme already, just not widespread enough.
Morbo Antonio and I'm glad it isn't... Makes its life longer
"City 17 is like a very Eastern, like, you know SIBRBRBRBRBRBRRBRoken place"
- Joel, 2018
PossumTally yes
Oh I see, there's a bit of poozlay involved. I can do poozlay.
1:18:34
phisac poozle
Regret setting in
Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams I know your pain
An HECU?
What *are* special forces doing here?
Im so fucking sorry Joel...
Play Crack Life instead of this shit...
Please...
you should check out IHATEEVERYTHING youtube video about this game he was part of the development of this game and wow the stuff he said's really shows how gong show the development is...
Finish it. You started this you Svergoman so you better finish.
You can't deny your audience this trash.
*opens gmod
*downloads FAS mod
*places npcs
*recreated the game*
Which map?
Any.
deqnq gm_construct
@@deqnq1705 gm_mobenix_v3_final
@@Arblithest thanks
Local swede invites everyone to wake up and smell the tresh
*c h e w*
Beautiful Duwang WAKE UP, AND SMELL THE TRASHES
local swede reaches peak cuckoldry
This feels like a trash dump.
DE TRESH DE GARBAGG
What kind of world is this where i can say ive seen better SFM porn animations and actually MEAN IT?
Porn artists put actual effort into their work.
By the way search FakeFactory mod of HL2.
I don't know man, some of that shit can be REALLY high quality.
I've seen Overwatch porn that legitimately looked like something Blizzard would put out it was so well animated.
Lmao your fucking name
Gulp Down the Semen
God give me strength to stop laughing
Hunt Down the Stripper
Half life: Get off the toilet
@@blinddddddddddd half life: get off to the toilet
Hunt down the Wario Crackshack
In what timeline did Keemstar beat Cheeseburger Freedom Man in the election?
The one where the bees weren't saved.
Petrivoch Victor its um jammer lammy
Petrivoch Victor A pic of Lammy I drew, why?
The bad timeline
+Petrivoch Victor, here it is somescrub.com/post/169822349335
Joel's 25 dollars, split up evenly between 100 people, and factoring in Valve's 30% money cut, means everyone is getting seventeen cents
My fellow Americans, as your President and commander-in-chief, it is with a heavy heart that I am informing you that we have made a strategic decision TO GET ROIIGHT INTO THE NEWWWS
trolled
@@amin5272 we do a little trolling, its called we do a little trolling
He wanted to change it from USA to Drama Alert Nation but couldn't get past the Senate.
@@Jesse-Lackin god bless Zach hadel
34:36 The best parkour system.
1:18:36 Joel.exe has stopped responding.
1:22:26 #HL2_GameOver_Ally T-pose
1:25:02 Joel.exe has stopped responding. Again.
1:41:26 One last Node Graph out of Date. Rebuilding...
1:42:30 Source Filmmaker Animtors.
What happen to Joel?
@@MajorReckerFailure terminal 2
Ah yes... Quality tresh
1:35:18 President Keemstar
Node Graph out of Date. Rebuilding...
This is like a source mod was ported to unity and then ported back to source.
This is like a source mod made in GMod
This is like a source mod made by a black Mesa scientist.
Burned Edits actually they would probably make a better game since they would probably know coding.
yo i swear the character models look like something from unity
@UC112L5RTlAsCzD4izWTVqMA DON'T SAY THAT, THEY CREATED THE GLUON GUN THE TAU CANNON AND THE DISPLACEMENT CANNON, THESE WEAPONS ARE MORE WORTHY THEN THIS
I love that full subtitles means subtitles for all sound effects...
Not for the voice lines, however. That would actually be quality.
And the fact that knife-stabbing is subtitled as "Crowbar thwack"
All the budget was spent on the cinematic opening cutscene
And it gets worse than that.
PieNinjaProductions So you mean the 12 dollars from indiegogo?
SuperFist915 A youtuber gave them 50k, the 12 dollars was spent on McDonalds.
Just like Sonic 2006
Sonic '06 ain't nothing like this.
I lost it when I found out that killer keemstar himself stars as the president
What did you lose
I bet he manipulated everyone to became president
@@haz.5464reminds of real life.
Half-Life 3 was released years ago except they just re-branded it as Duke Nukem Forever at the last minute before release.
zogmorp What.
A Plank Of Wood its truth you dummy
Rise and shine, Duki Nuki.
That's the reason nobody knows about HL3 - nobody fucking played Duke Nukem Forever
Power Armor is for Pussies.
"So you're paying for 2 Half-lives"
So a full life?
2 and a half life
A 3/4 life really
Full Life Consequences is such a great name.
**badum tsss**
This game reflects how it is to still be a Half-Life fan in 2018
Yeah...
Im not gonna say you're right ;-;
That hurts deep
This comment aged like Episode 2's ending
@@acrill5989 Our suffering has been rewarded
Geralt of Rivia fights Mehrunes Dagon's army of Buzz Lightyears
literalsignpost Accurate.
This is literally what this game is
This "game" tried to be like The Phantom Pain more than an Half life game.
at least the phantom pain had a teeny tiny bit of love put into it. Plus it doesn't run like shit.
They got the Pain part right
@@herrcaco1528 that made me laugh a lot
in the (Special thanks) part of the credits, hideo kojima’s name appears so yeah, tries to be like phantom pain.
My name... Is dookie nookie
*And i'm all out of ass*
Leo Niemiec DUKI NUKI
Leo Niemiec that made me laugh harder than it should have or had any right to
Dookie Nookie, by Green Bizkit.
Dewkie Newkie
My fellow Americans,
As your president and commander-in-chief, it is with a heavy heart that I'm informing you we made a strategic decision. To surrender. To the alien invaders known as the Combine.
This is the best chance for our survival as Americans and as humans. This has been the hardest decision of my life, that I did not do so lightly. As Americans, and indeed as human citizens, we have never willingly surrendered to oppression and this very idea is anathema to our core values and everything we hold dear. Yet, the fact and hard truth remains that we lost this battle, at least for now. And believe me, we will live to fight another day.
We shall return.
God bless you, and God bless the United States of America.
~President Killer KEEM
*The aliens are coming! We've been compromised!*
Spit it out corporal!
*ah colonel we are so fucked.*
GaBen
God save the Keem!
*I NEVER VOTED FOR THIS GUY!*
My fellow Americans, I am on Blog TV with my fucking hands up ...
Pyrocynical's part was Oscar-worthy
Christian Giannotti what time is that at
Pyro's voice is at 1:37:10 I believe
Christian Giannotti thanks my man
I know IHateEverything was in this game, he was the asian dude or whatever.
So guys, we did it. We reached a quarter of a million subscribers. 250,000 subscribers and still growing.
I like how they didn't bother with basic reverb effects on the voices or anything. It's not hard to make it sound like someone's voice is coming in over the radio with a free filter, but I guess that was too much work?
Every single dub ever in my home country, it's extra embarrassing in a cinema where the audio is mastered for the best surround experience but you get 2.1 trash voices with bad acting on your face because of the dub.
The voices are fucking louder than gunshots and explosions ffs.
Also the panting and grunt noises give me Vietnam flashbacks.
can i have that picture i love it
Romantic Outlaw seems they've fixed it
It's worse that Pyrocynical's masked character spoke with a clear voice
@@andeggbreaks Hell. Even he mentioned that himself.
1:22:26 Also sorry for this game running like hot shit, but I guess it kind of adds to it.
its ok i still love u jobel
It's part of the experience.
It fucked up your optimization. *BANG*
11:26 “It’ll be fixed later on”
Rip Joels Optimization
Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams U MOM HAS THE BIGGEST OF THE GAY
ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰᶦᶰᵍ ᵐᵉ
not now mitchell
Yes
Stop being weird
man, you just fucked up his face.
The translate said me touching me
"You fucked up my texture"
By far the greatest part.
I just realized there will be R34 for these characters.
"ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰᶦᶰᵍ ᵐᵉ~"
"Forgive me Adam, but I just can't help myself..."
"You have my permission to nut."
Frank144p *"YOU FUCKED MY FACE."*
there is actually mitchel r34. ive seen it
Zoey Zozo oh no
@@allisonfazekas4 what the fuck
1:14
"Paid"
No.
how do you know? can i have some proof?
@@Colon-D...
Pyrocynical and I Hate Everything
1:40:46
The funny part is Hideo Kojima is in the special thanks
*Black Messa*
Yeah this game's a mess alright...
*Black Messah*
Black Messiah
Badah ba boh bah ba
*WA*
Jamstained Streams kek
Lucas Brito Cruz ae *Brazil* porra
We're not hunting for Freeman. We're hunting for a full refund
When Joel says that he's the one guy feeding a hundred people, I just imagine they take the $25, buy some loaves of bread, and split it into crumbs and pay the people with those crumbs.
Hunt Down The Freeman; the subtitles sum it all up.
[Can't Use]
[Can't Use]
[Can't Use]
[Can't Use]
It's like a little kid's idea at a cool character and a cool game.
Chat: KEEMSTAR voices the President.
Joel: *Literal mental breakdown*
Hunt Down The Freeman, aka...
*Poor Man's Opposing Force*
**Poor Man's Edge-tastic Opposing Force*
*Rich Man's Opposing Force
The problem is that *it's* *more* *expensive* *than* *opposing* *force*
I meant 'Poor' in terms of quality *not* price.
*12 year old's
every time the main character talks is a perfect demonstration of why Gordon Freeman doesn't talk
In case anybody's curious, the reason the reflections are all fucked up is because the person making the map didn't set up their cubemaps properly, it's 100% an effort thing, because you can fix that problem really easily, it just takes a little time.
It's kinda crazy to me that they didn't bother doing the most basic stuff in a $25 product when I knew about making proper cubemaps for my shitty Portal maps as a teenager.
Joel making the "A Hideo Kojima Game" joke only to discover he's on the "Special Thanks" section might just be one of my favorite Vargskelethor moments.
I want someone to make a game named Hunt Down The Bogan
You play as Bablir's next of kin who is out for revenge
"You fucked up my guild"
Hunt Down the Freeman starring Shadow the Scarhog.
Pizza time "you fucked up my spines"
Hahahahaha Scarhog, that sounds terrible 🤣
Survive and Hunt Down that Refund you Lost, Lost Soul
Shin Computer-Monster the serial-memer strikes again!
As being a Half-Life fan since I was 14 (HL2 was released then), this game hurts my soul. Oh well, at least Gordon Freeman can make friends with Noctis and his pals now.
Zeppelee Gordon jumped ship when he heard about this game
Even Freeman realized his genre was toast after CoD, so he jumped to the JRPG market which is gaining a foothold.
What happens when you mix Half-Life, Metal Gear, FEAR, Call of Duty, Ed Wood movies, plagiarism, and absolute shamelessness in a blender set to puree?
This game is the end result and has a peculiar taste of bloody stools, wasted money, utter disappointment and personal shame.
Don't forget the fact that this is so bare and unpolished that it's possible to reverse engineer the source engine in itself.
Directed by Tommy wiseau
*_STOP TOUCHING ME, MITCHELL._*
Yeet
1:29:15
Take 1... Go!
...Perfect.
Poor Sky.
“My mother is dEAd?!”
BLACK MEESA. The science group made up of Jar Jars.
Jar Jar was actually banished for causing a Resonance Cascade
1:18:34 "City 17 is like a very eastern, like, you-know se-*BRRRRRRRRRR* looking place."
Joel is an AI confirmed.
Joel, did you ask for a refund? You played less than 2 hours afterall!
@@yellowfirehydrant well while it was a joke I can agree with that
I used to buy games and play them for a while and then refund them
I normally didn't play more than 14 days.
I don't do it anymore but it is possible
1:25:05
I RERERERR
Ender1645 it’s Joels new catchphrase.
My favourite quoté
**Gets hit across the head with an axe**
_”Stop touching me.”_
1:43:22 *HIDEO KOJIMA* is on this
I doubt he worked on the game, he s probably on the credits as "inspiration" like many devs do
I KNEW IT, I was saying Metal Gear in the chat I fokin knew it
#FuckKojima
(Shiiiit, what kind of Alt Timeline did I step into?)
You know damn well Hideo Kojima wouldn't willingly involve himself with a fan project that isn't even related to one of his own games. Especially one as unprofessional as this.
Kojima knows better then to work under some rando guy that doesn't know how to make original content.
22:20 cubemaps weren't created properly, the reflections have pink and black lol
Every time joel plays a half-life game
I am more then happy
*even if its a shitty "half-life" game*
than*
Black Table, the most well known furniture company in the Half life universe. Too bad they had to shut down after this crusty aids toilet was made.
52:25 So, Todd Howard was on this and he said nothing to us.
"Wait, please.....buy Skyrim-"
*"YOU LIED TO ME"*
It's actually a RUclips man named cyr
This was the inspiration to Fallout 76
That's Jerma
So for those who couldn't tell by the end... [SPOILERS] Gordon Freeman wasn't the guy who fucked up Mitchell's face, it was Adam. Because G-Man shenanigans.
And we're all left to ask "What was the fucking point?" All i wanted to do is kill da Freeman
The camerawork is like it's from a comedy SFM video with the fucking zooming, oh lawd.
1:18:38 The game is so bad it's making his brain bleed
and again at 1:23:04. The only Half-life game on steam to feature built-in brain aneurysms!
[Shattering Glass] [Wood splintering] [Wood splintering] [Wood Splintering] [Wood Splintering] *moan* *Zombie Death* [Shattering Glass]
I.AM.IMMERSED.
Pure Cringe Your profile pic and name fits this comment so well
[Can’t Use]
[DIO noises][Time Stopping][counting seconds][more DIO noises][Jotaro noises][punching road roller][more punching][road roller hitting highway]
1:39:00 God when he finds out he ate from the tree.
Joel: "Good impersonator but..."
G-Man: "Black Mehhsa"
Joel: *WHEEZE*
1:35:20
I'm Dave THANK YOU
M Y F E L L O W A M E R I C A N S
*FREEDOM PARK FLASHBACKS*
the difference between the quality of the cutscenes and how the game itself looks feels grating as hell.
I don't have a full list, but all the stuff from half-life 2 being put before half-life 2.
Examples:
Dr. Breen's water reserve on a train before the combine take over.
Various posters with the Lambda logo [the main icon of the rebellion after the combine invasion]
The mixing of post combine invasion headcrabs to during invasion combine invasion.
The odd time jumps to align with the half-life timeline.
And it can be presumed there was more than 1 HEV suit in black mesa, but even in the expanded co-op game none of them had helmets.
So for Adam to find the suit, with a helmet, then run towards Mitchell attacking him, without being stopped by any H.E.C.U. forces or Aliens just blows my mind.
Still a better love story than twilight.
@@f.palmero5010There were HEV suits with helmets in Xen, I thought?
@@demonicloaf2100
Yes, as it was safer to travel with helmets in unknown space.
But from what I can tell, HEV suits don't come with a helmet out of the box.
Not saying they don't exist, but we don't see any other HEV stations in half life besides the main one in the changing rooms and the characters who use those don't wear their helmets.
The only other area we see would be the lambda labs as they require HEV suits for both the generators and entering XEN but the area is swarming with Xen Aliens, HECU topside, and the labs are held by Black Mesa Staff.
So it was just odd that Adam was able to find a suit, and a helmet and then reach Mitchell without being stopped by HECU or Friendly Fire from other black ops units.
Loving the "Node graph out of date..." message shortly before the credits start.
Best game ever 11/10
Or it would be if the had the voice acting chops of *_Cr1tikal_*
geordie may cry I'll never get used to Cr1tikals voice. Great guy, he just sounds like he's an office worker about to pass out from exhaustion.
Heavy Metal Collector back then when he was completely enigmatic and mysterious, part of what made him interesting and funny was your mind trying to comprehend the man behind those absurdist jokes.
But he broke character for the dumbest reason ever, and the reasoning to why he did what he did was just disheartening.
And the content he releases now pales in comparison to the esoteric madness he used to do.
And I don't blame people for thinking of him now just as a jock trying too hard to be funny.
ITT: people have big serious opinions about a guy who makes fun of shitty kickstarter videos.
Bat he was in catghost but I prefer petscop than that
Heavy Metal Collector ehh i don’t blame u for feeling that way.... his content has always been hit or miss for me. I think he’s a good guy tho
*It truly was a Metal Gear Solid V*
"You can't just run away!" "That's where you're wrong, kiddo!"
That initial "You fucked up my face" was identical to the games cutscene
Knife stab
[ *Crowbar thwap* ]
My Fellow Americans. We have surrendered to the Aliems. That is all.
I Hate Everything... about this game.
Bad meme
TheDonutguy1
how is that a meme?
tiagovalen bad meme right here
TheDonutguy1 Puns aren't memes.
Hoovyspenser even worse meme
1:18:38 Fuck me, I put this on as background noise and I thought my computer crashed. This game should not exist.
I NEED THAT MEDKIT BUDDY
there's just somthing so surreal about hearing pyro's voice in the game. it's so clear too they didn't have put any filters on the match the setting
Hunt Down The Freeman? More like Rebuild The Node-Graph
"You mean we can make even more money off of Halflife without even releasing 3??
Let them do iiiiit"
Joel's extremely low mouse sensitivity makes me want to die.
Whenever he needs to turn more than 45 degrees:
*furious mouse swiping*
7:17 Ah yes, the rarely used "salute with hand in front of face". Truly the author understands the complex nuances of the military.
This game reminds me of when you're playing Garry's Mod and you look at the community saves, and there's those ones that basically just throw hundreds of enemies at you and tell you to kill Wallace Breen or something like that.
11:18:32 "Have you been downloading scams again Joel? JOEL! JOEL! JOOO!"
"would you like to get paid for the project?"
"no, you don't see, the money is the friends we made along the way"
Letting a developer charge so much money for a shitty game using their IP, without even quality checking it, proves just how low of a fuck Valve gives about their games.
F0rtune it’s just bizarre. Half life and all that spawned from it literally made them what they are. And now you can release overpriced shovelware mods for 25$ without them giving a single fuck.
Rip valve. This kinda cements it.
1:18:57
joel experiences |G O L D E X P E R I E N C E R E Q U I M| for the first time
He will never reach the vent
Sing a song in a world without freemen.
adam is the strongest character in the half life universe for being able to survive multiple revolver shots
Fun Fact: I didn't know about the parkour mechanic when playing this. So I tried to kill the Strider before the parking garage. Impulse 101 for grenade launcher nades. If you "kill" it a B-17 flies down and slams directly into the fucking thing. The gates Joel went under raise so you can walk under them (without having to go prone). I would imagine this was the correct way to do it, and Joel broke it. That's why his game had a bit of a hiccup.
Oh god when he said "John freeman who was Gordon Freeman's brother" i swear i pictured the whole full life consequences show in my mind. Like a dying man watching his whole life before he dies. Good gmod times bruh.
Tons of glitches, terrible voice acting, cutscenes not even loading, horrible level design, re-used maps and models.
How is this even sold as an actual game and not a free mod?
Hey, don't insult the HL2 modding community like that!
This is nowhere near worthy even for that.
Nobody will play a broken free mod like this, but if you sell it there will always be some unfortunate people bought and play it.
29:17
Behind Nick, there is a poster board with the image of a hand bearing the lambda logo.
Theses lazy craps didn't even bother checking what decals they were importing from half-life 2 as background art.
(I refer to background art as any art that isn't the main focus, poser boards, computer screens, skybox, etc. I know background art usually refers to a skybox and not a poster)
To think Entropy Zero, Downfall, Echoes, MMoD, SMod, and other great mods are given to the community for free while this trash was sold at launch for almost the same amount of money as Black Mesa. Fuck off.
@@f.palmero5010 They show Dr. Breen's Private Reserve vending machines in trains during the 7 Hour War. They show the Tau buggy Freeman uses during Highway 17 and Sandtraps after Mitchell escapes Nova Prospekt, when by that point the buggy would have been taken by the Combine long ago (In HL2 the buggy is taken by a Combine dropship just before entering the section with Lazlo and the keeping off the sand gimmick). Ffs, they didn't even bother changing the subtitles for the knife so that they don't mention a crowbar. I'm not surprised they didn't bother editing rebel graffiti.
Hunt down the jar jar
*meesa called jar jar*
*black from back meesa*
Actually, Pyrocynical did some voice acting and refused payment so he could trash talk if the game was shit. He made a video talking trash despite the dev's wishes
Stolen assets? Shitty story? (Mostly) awful voice acting?
It's Limbo of the Lost.
Jamstained Streams Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure PC Gamer confirmed in an article that there weren't any stolen assets, but it doesn't dismiss the clusterfuck of clashing assests mixed in.
Darth Mawrak Thanks for confirming.
GoldenTengu Nearly all the guns are ripped from Insurgency.
Jamstained Streams Faggot's me name!
Jamstained Streams true dat
...where the hell is that guy supposed to be waking up anyway? I thought it was a hospital at first, but there's no people but the plot device of the 'medkit stealer'. It also looks nothing like a hospital. It's more like an office building (an incredibly shiny one) with an operating table. It's really bugging me for some reason.
1:22:26 when i die i do a t-pose as well
#HL2_GameOver_Ally
Poor Joel felt empty playing this 😔
53:58 also voice crack
Damn this the real Elinor? 😳😳😳
The best part about this video was listening to Joel desperately struggle not to say something bad about the game, partially because he's just a nice guy and that's how he rolls but also because he paid $25 for it and you can tell he _really really wanted_ for it not to suck.
*generic soldier* Private Jobel has something to say!
*Private Jobel* Th- they came in numbers....