[Vinesauce] Joel - FMV Friday: Town With No Name
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- Possibly the worst/greatest FMV game ever made. Buckle up partner.
Date streamed: 31 Mar , 2018
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Do you have the time?
[15 seconds of discordant organ chords]
No.
1:02:53
I like how the guy above you looks like John.
@@ichangedmyname2231 It is Jon, from that awful 3D animated Garfield movie...
@@CWINDOWSsystem32 No from the 3d animated tv show.
@@ichangedmyname2231 at least it's better
9:40 The best ending ever concived by mankind. Someone actually decided, “Yes, we should include a fake ending where you shoot some kid and then fly into space on a space train”, a real human decided this. Truly, a mark of quality.
His name wasn't Shane
The 80s/90s were a wild and lawless time for video games lol
The Shane part was a reference to a western movie where this dude's son or some kid doesn't want him to leave, and says, "Come back, Shane!" They decided if the player leaves then put this reference in, but his name isn't Shane and he yeets the kid and returns to his home planet.
"Fake"
I love that ending. It’s the funniest of the two.
"I've searched the office and found...
ₜₕᵢₛ"
I like how there's a lasagna below you
@THE Darklor9 "this" but very small
You will never find the truth
Koda ga requiem da
Ьеццзйййййй
It's probably good context knowing that delta 4, the company that made this game, was just a few college kids doing it for fun. Of their 13 games 11 of them were text based with this one being their most ambitious title released in the last year of their company's run (1992). None of this information redeems the game of course, but it is self aware. All the voice work, animation, and programming was done by the same few guys and the humor is what college kids in the 90s thought was funny.
that explains the "LOL SO RANDOM" humor.
Most of the humour is just movie references.
it wasnt really "random for the sake of random" though
Thanks for the info! I always scroll down for informative comments like this!
Interesting insight, thanks a lot.
"Were the developers human?"
No Joel, they were teenagers.
TO HELL WITH HUMAN RIGHTS
Boomers: *Annoyed back in my day noises*
All teens feel attacked after seeing that
No teenager could make a game this good
teens are human, children are human. whats not human? F U R R I E S .
*_MY NAME'S NOT SHANE, KID_*
Kyle Leurband *G I V E M E A D R I N K B A R T E N D E R*
Kyle Leurband MY NAME IS COWBOY TRIP!
MELON
Soulless Pinkamena & Pinkamena Diane Pie YOU'LL BE FINE, YOU JUST HAVE TO GO!
*WE'LL
**Floats his body up into Heaven...**
Brain dead redemption enough said
rood dood redemption
@some edgy edgelord that's edgier than edgy edges rood dood roodeemptiooon
Red Dead Redumbtion
@some edgy edgelord that's edgier than edgy edges red dead dumbass
like Braindead 13?
Oof ❌
F ❌
Roller-skating Abraham Lincoln ✔️
Yes
Correct
Carl, Wheezer of souls lord here is you’re soul croissants 🥐🥐🥐🥐
mmmm delectable, i shall consume
Yup
There was a reason this town was not named.
Oh wow
Because there is no one there?
Devs simply forgot
If there was a name for it, people would die trying to say it, let alone read it.
Among other things
I want my last words to be written on my gravestone as "Oh no, one more page and i would've finished it..."
Can also make it “My name’s not Shane, kid”
DARN
caramba, that really hurt. i'm gonna fall over now, so byeeeee
Oh dear, that _wasn't_ supposed to happn'
Dang, that's torn it! EEEEUGHP...
The company that made this game, Delta 4, was LITERALLY a bunch of friends in Highschool.
Retro Shitpost
I’m not really that surprised to be honest.
1990's version of shitposting
Shitpost : The Game
@@RAVIOLl Shitpostin' in the 90's
This game has the best case of "Human Music" I've ever heard
*I like it!*
MELON
>:(
_close door_
Lol >xD
"Hooman mu-zak"
This looks like the unholy lovechild of Facade and the CD-I Zelda games
Mah boi! This is what all true MELON strive for!
Dude I need that Kaiji Waluigi picture
Hiatus x Hiatus I actually don't remember where I had it from, I think I randomly found it on pixiv but I'm not sure
The guy who speaks during the main character's death sequence (where he's an angel) sounds like a cross between Homer Simpson and the weird hammy priest guy from Harvester.
eh its trying to be stupid and funny on purpose tho
Everybody was living in 1992 while these guys were living in 2018.
2020: Are you challenging me!?
2020: H̴̲͐̄̐͒o̶̜̅̐̉w̵̡̪̺͊ ̴̡͛͘d̵͖̄̐͝à̶̛͎̯̫̓̇r̸̻̊̎ẹ̶̡̌̃̒ ̷̧̨̩̹̅́͛ÿ̵̟͂͜ọ̴̧̰͈̿̽̀́u̸̩͗͗ ̶͔̼̦̓ͅa̷̳̯̩͛s̶̨̫̜͊͑́̓s̶̡̪̻̋̐u̶̪̺̙̓̒̂͜m̸̡̲̅e̴̤̞̭̫̋͛͝ ̶̰̰̜͒̄̊͝y̴̡̥͍̱̾̉͝o̴̳̲͙̊ǘ̸̫̗͔͝ ̶̠̄ä̴̹̘́͊̃͝r̸̩͆͗̂e̶̹̝̥̅͆̕͝ ̸̭̺͙̫̒͂̚̕p̵̳̽e̸̬͠a̸̱͇͖̔̋͘ḱ̷̬̉̃ ̷̳̰̻̓̚ḟ̵̧̣̟́̈u̶̗̾n̶̢̦̥̐̕͝n̴̢̢͖̺̑ỳ̶̤̪̊̈́͜͝ͅ?̵̢̊͆ͅ
@YandereDev's Father ?
@Dudemeister XIV 2022:
Hello There
@@vistagreat9994 2023:"..... there appears to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere "
I see the whole animation budget went into rotoscoping the foot stepping out if the train in the intro... Also modeling and lighting the cactus
This game had a budget?!
@@ualarga yeah, about 5 dollars, and perhaps a stick of gum that was in the guy financing this game's pocket.
@@ualarga they just got real bored after some point
The steel ball run anime is looking good
*My Name's not Gyro, Kid*
@@secondpath5148 Gyro*
The top comment is a JoJo reference. I’m so happy
@Ashton S. Gyro fits more because SPOILERS
Gyro is not his real name
5:29 they even got D4C, except now its D4I
'The town with no sense.'
- Diabetus
give me the 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 outta that drink
i miss retsuprae
_BACK IN HELL..._
A Fistful of Dollars: This Game’s Budget
I'm covered in glue!
[Farts while forcefully stepping on a spider]
[Shoots child]
"My name's not Shane, kid!"
[Train floats off into space]
*The End*
Caramba, I'm very hurt! I'm gonna fall down for now so byyyyyyyye.
Byyyyyyyyeeeeeeee...
Not even google translate could
I've got a bullet wound so byyyyyyyyyye.
this is what a videogame would look like if tommy wiseau made it
I can totally imagine that since Evil Eb kinda looks like him.
Ah did naht shoot him, mah name’s not Shane, oh hai Evil Eb!
I would love so
He is actually a producer of this game.
@@markheckerman7343 Hahaha what a story Mark.
*GIMME A DRINK, BARTENDER*
BARTFENDER
💥🍺💨☹
*misses*
@@snappy1622*shows the saddest face*0
D'OH I MISSED!!!
32:09 "Icaramba that really hurt, Oh I've got to fall over now so bye!"
I thought it said "I've got a bullet wound now so bye"
*reads caramba*
*_parappa flashbacks_*
@@crowMilatonin I seem to have forgotten about this part in Parappa the rapper tell me more
@@isabellemazerolle-briaud8379 I’m not sure, but they might be referring to when you get Cool with the Hairdresser Octopus and just as it starts it’s like
CARAMBA
@@voixmin Wow, it really can sound both ways!
This feels like an interactive PilotRedSun video and I love it
Party Wolf 610 lmao, true
The music really helps
Y O U V E G O N E A N D B U S T E D M Y G O O D M A N
Has the man with no name truly become a monster?
This doesn't look like the Bio Diesel that I'm looking for.
But wouldn't the town technically have a name because it is known as The Town With No Name? Also I think these are Trip and Grace's ancestors.
The Town that Pretends to have No Name to look cool in front of the Cool Towns
But Trip and Grace are married
Incest. Explains how they look.
@@PYoro-kh3bb This explains so much.
Considering Trip has a fetish for Europe, I doubt these Wild West rejects would carry any relativity. (Aside from the shitty graphics of course)
1:03:06-1:03:22
Ah yes, my favorite piece:
Ode to Heart Failure
-You have the right time, old man?
(Has a mental breakdown for like 15 seconds-ish)
-No.
@@steveluvscows2490 😂😂😂
*MY NAME'S NOT SHANE KID*
*MY SHANE'S NOT NAME KID*
GET C L A P P E D
That needs to be a meme and gif. lmao
*KID, MY NAME’S NOT SHANE*
one of Joel's best streams to date.
Indeed. I really hope he plays the other games by Delta 4 Interactive:
www.mobygames.com/company/delta-4-interactive
At least Psycho Killer.
I have to agree.
Someone should really make a list of the best Joel streams.
Solid Snack indeed
MELON
I’ve been through the desert in The Town With No Name,
It felt bad to be out of good games.
In the desert, you can’t remember your name,
When this game is here for to give you pain.
ButtonMasher La-laaaa laaaa-la-la-la-la la!
In the desert, my name is not Shane,
waffleless It felt good to shoot all the kids
I read this like old town road and I should hang myself lmao
*_MY SHANE'S NOT NAME, KID_*
MY KID'S NOT SHANE, NAME
Back Shane come
👦------------ 🔫🤠
*MY KIDS NOT NAME, SHANE*
Oh drunk, you are Shane
Waiting with bated breath for the day the Fallout New Vegas playthrough as "Not Shane" is started.
Brant Gibson Me along with everyone else. Moment Joel was playing Big Iron during the BRB I think everyone had the same thought.
Vahlok142 I've got NV in my steam library but I'vd never touched it, guess I know what my character's name is
Joking Pineapples If you want the full cowboy experience to complete the name make sure to get the perk "Cowboy" to buff revolvers, lever-actions, knives, and dynamite.
Vahlok142 Oh god I'm gonna be the worst cowboy post-apocalyptic Nevada has ever seen.
Joking Pineapples Keep updated
sex noises according to this game:
*singing in the shower while a frog is slowly squished to death*
Rated for all ages
We don't approve, you know.
I'm waiting for the Town With No Name 4K Remastered version......
Red Dead Redemption?
4 *KILOBYTES* remastered version LMAO
ruclips.net/video/ZGG30PyfMIM/видео.html
New funky mode included?
Rtx on
>2D reaper
>Dracula Abe
Clearly this is a western spin off of castlevania.
Bootleg
@@Super_Suchi I dont think SBR has any vampires
WHAT IS A MAN? A miserable little pile of (horrible disc-scratch loading noise)
*MEANWHILE==>*
*_Back in Town!_*
Back in toewn
When the priest ascended, so did Joel's sanity.
17:15 Joel the Banjo Kazooie character
dahuck
Windows XP
This game is troll from start to finish, and beyond. What a goode experience.
I hope you find the Psycho Killer game, rated T for Troll.
The original one is easy to find, so to speak. It's the sequel that I think never came out at all!
Not even troll just trying too hard to be unique so its funny
oh this game, i still watch BrutalMoose's review from time to time
Unoriginal Username Same, but Retsupurae.
For me, it's the Retsupurae videos on it myself. :P
Same, as soon as I saw Joel played this I got so excited
Retsupuae as well.
I knew I knew this game from somewhere aside from WatchMojo.
History of Tripp's ancestors can be found on a tape.
This was the first stream of yours I was able to watch from the beginning to end, live and not on RUclips. I was not disappointed and I almost pissed myself when Vampire Lincoln roller skated across the screen. Thank you Joel.
Every sentence must end with a question mark because the voice actors were questioning their life decisions while recording it
"Do you have the right time old man?"
/Goes to the 5th dimension
"no."
"My name's not Shane kid, it's not important, nothin' personal"
nothing personnel.... kid
Come back, Shane!
*PAP*
My name's not Shane, kid.
Lily Vanderbooben *train goes through time and space*
Was your name really worth shooting that kid over? XD
“My names not Shane , *k i d* “ * sends kid into orbit with single action revolver * “to Beta Centauri we go!”
“Come back Shane!”
*fucking kills child*
“My name’s not Shane, kid.”
"A Fistful of Dollars: This Game's Budget"
I remember i did an assignment based on this, got a c
RealKZ please tell more!!
What was the assignment?
25:09 My favorite part of this whole stream. Oh oh OH OHHHH
Fun fact: According to the priest, the roller skating Abe Lincoln’s real name is “El Diablo the Undertaker”
Edit: HOLY SHIT THIS COMMENT BLEW UP
thats so stupid but at the same time so cool
I figured he was an undertaker
That’s MR. Diablo the Undertaker to you!
I am glad you talk and understand the language of gods
Sacha Vaillancourt You mean "Señor Diablo".
9:48 Joel definitely did speedrun the whole game by accident
From what I can tell, I think this game was trying to go the ironic “haha we’re a funny parody” route but it was plagued by the shitty animation and bad voiceacting.
Unsurprisingly, the animation and voiceacting actually make it better.
colorfiction judging by all the references, it was going more for the direction of movies like Wayne's World. Or Scary Movie.
It was made by college kids. Of course it's not all that great.
@@Ben-qw1mw college kids making games on an Amiga as a hobby, no less
“Its bad because we wanted to make it bad to be funny”
Okay, yeah it’s bad and its funny because of how bad it is even when it tries to be funny
@@superstinkybeans (Brain fries)
39:13 - The "horse" mindfucked Joel XD
His reaction was amazingly good.
This game is like Hotel Mario and the Zelda CDI games if those games were just the cutscenes. The only difference is that this managed to be worse somehow.
Since this Town has no name I recommend we call it BONE TOWN!
MELON
Bad.
But the town is *boneless*
take a look at the dude that gets killed like a glass. it's boneless!
google bone town, see what comes up
Welcome to Boner Land.
I die a little bit each time the Saloon theme plays
I'm gonna die of heart failure cuz of how much I'm laughing at this, *so byeeeeeee...*
A game by PilotRedSun
*i don’t wanna do this but we gotta dump the quaaludes.*
34:08
he became vinny for a few seconds
MEANWHILE...
Back in town!
*Ear destroying noise*
GIB GawwB GOO
*_No_*
I have paranoia and anxiety which makes it really difficult to sleep but listening to something usually helps. I don't know how many times I came to this video, this or other playthroughs and I always manage to sleep. Thank you Jobel
I will be haunted by “come back, Shane” once again.. I thought it was over...
His name’s not Shane, kid
God, I watched this live and it's still so good even now.
"Last door, try the middle one-"
* intense glass shattering noise *
*pterodactyl screeching*
Hello cousin
@@jeffthefiller1184
hello brethren
9:40
I saw a video of this ending and assumed it was a meme someone had thrown together for a laugh.
I don't think anything could've prepared me for finding out that it was genuine.
23:36 so baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....
This isn't a stream....no this is a Religous Experience
Finally he plays Red Dead Redemption 2
the fact that the blast of static that plays on zone transitions manages to get him every time never gets old to me
My Dad's cousin worked on this game. He voiced the priest. *My family achievement is Town With No Name*
We need a documentary about this game
The game fully loads for the first time at 5:11
Give me a drink, bartender. Y'know what? Keep em coming.
WARNING!: This stream is absolutely hilarious!
You might die of too much laughter.
You have been warned.
What if I hate to look at and listen bad video games?
I just don't find them funny to the point I call it a waste of time to watch anything related to them.
Then why are you here?
I mean look at the image at the start xD
MELON
fuck off >:(
When Joel started saying the graphics reminded him of something, I was so sure it was going to be something on the CD-i, so being caught off guard like that made it all the more hilarious.
27:24
*THEEE GHOST WITH NO NAME SAYS: PRESS BUTTON A TO BEGIN AGAIN BOI-*
This game really is so bad its amazing. Intentionally bad modern games might be amusing for a couple minutes but the ones that were trying to be legit real games are where the real gems are.
Alan Jordy Depends on what you mean by legit, as this game was intended to be a legit western comedy game.
@@StarDustTF2 EY! We do not discriminate on this holy Joel channel. His/her interests shall not define who they are truly, for people are truly defined by others experiences and their actions torwards the world around them.
Galactic Octopus preach it
@@qtoons3270 ye man 😔👊
@@bingobunny7862 What?
Telegram for the man with no na-
"The man's got ammunition" indeed.
Sure he did, at 18:00! Unless there's another one.
TangoBunny I stand corrected.
Largely considered to be one of the all-time worst FMV games ever made to-date.
*C L A P P*
Red Dead Redemption 2 is looking great!
this is red dead 7
@@kooldoritos4205 Idk what you're on about, it's clearly red dead 9.
17:53 Strangest gag lmfao
_Man's got ammunition._ 🤣
I'm *totally* making a highlights compilation of this
cool profile pic
you know the name of the video it came from?
The Real Gamer Player I believe you can find it on RUclips under the name of "Russian Sleep Experiment", even though there is little to no reference. IT's from some art project, the name of which eludes me at the moment.
oh yis
"I did not break the shot glasses! I did not! I did not!
Oh, hai Bartender."
39:13 That horse was so bad that Joel almost turned into one.
I never imagined I'd be blessed with more Town With No Name gameplay in 2018.
Ikr? This game is a legend
OMG. I just realized the cowboy with no name is modeled after Marty from BTTF3
Oh my god i get It...
Bad voices?
Sentences that end with questions?
Real human music?
Random people hovering/flying away?
This game was made by cling on from tomodachi!!
Also all the dialogue cuts short
1:00:28 *Piano plays endlessly* "That's what a migraine sounds like" 💀💀
Who want's to help me with an hd remaster of this in fully rendered 3d environments?
Me
let's do it, what skills you have? sculpting, animating, programming?
@@WerrinLotsuvhats nothing
No let's do it in Ms paint
*MAN'S GOT AMMUNISHN*
This has to be a shitpost.
This entire Game has to be a shitpost sold to the Amiga folks while the devs were laughing their asses off.
I refuse to believe any of this is even trying to be serious
That and Psycho Killer probably were that.
Basically it was with a bunch of college kids making the poopiest game as they could.
That basically describes the entire CD32 library. There's a reason nobody remembers Commodore.
@@DistractedGlobeGuy They do remember the Vic-20 and C64 (known in Germany as "Brotkasten", which translates to "bread basket"), though. However, the Amiga 500 Plus was the beginning of the end of Commodore! Their fate in the industry was even worse than Atari (which still makes a few underground titles like Tempest 4000 and was known as Infogrames for a while) and Sega (which still is going really strong with well recieved franchises such as Yakuza, Total War and Persona)! And Commodore like I said went entirely bankrupt (to be exact on April 1994, with the CD32 being their last system)!
I remember seeing a retsupurae of this years ago.
This is a game you cannot forget... no matter how much you want to.
It remains in your subconscious mind forever...
why would you want to?
What if you wanted to go to heaven, but God said:
*”MY NAMES NOT SHANE, KID.”*
CD-i Zelda goes W E S T E R N
...I kinda wish people would get the joke
This game is intentionally designed to be hilariouz, goofy low-effort aspects included
Watch on 144p for the full experience
When you get the bad ending not even 10 minutes into the game. What is this radiant historia?
More like town with no game, amirite guys?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH BBBBRRROOOTTTHHHEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR
cyndaliuq UP TOP
Not cool brosef
Watched the original stream when it was live and i died of laughter over 20 times.
"My name's not Shane, Kid."
"Oh, sorry, Not Shane."