[Vinesauce] Joel - The Long Drive ( Part 1 )

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  • Ryo and Ren gets their asses kicked.
    Date streamed: 11 Nov , 2020
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Комментарии • 526

  • @yoteawhirl1987
    @yoteawhirl1987 3 года назад +816

    At this point Joel should just drive an actual bus through the american southwest while chatting to terrified passengers.

  • @thespacemarine247
    @thespacemarine247 3 года назад +521

    "They say Video Games don't art..... BuT I FeEl DiFfErEnT."
    -Unkle Joble, 2020

    • @jotheusu
      @jotheusu 3 года назад +41

      I'm writting an essay for college about that. I'm really considering opening it with this quote

  • @peepperson444
    @peepperson444 3 года назад +865

    Hearing joel just break down hysterically laughing is always a treat

  • @MandyDeadite
    @MandyDeadite 3 года назад +878

    When joel was just button mashing in the car , trying to get out while his character shit farted. Oh my god I've Never laughed so hard.

  • @gmodderr
    @gmodderr 3 года назад +468

    Can someone animate Joel doing his driving test and he just starts ripping gauges out and detatching the doors and shit when the instructor asks him to start the car

    • @furgin5203
      @furgin5203 3 года назад +35

      I support this

    • @Cookieofdoom
      @Cookieofdoom 2 года назад +28

      "do you know why we stopped the car?"

    • @transfem_goodbye
      @transfem_goodbye 2 года назад +21

      @@Cookieofdoom "do I know why we stopped the car?"

    • @100dead
      @100dead 2 года назад +20

      I'd pay real money to see a guy do this as a skit IRL. They tell him to start the car and he goes into RUclips tutorial mode on how to disassemble a car.

    • @nathanchapin8445
      @nathanchapin8445 8 месяцев назад +3

      BACK IT UP!

  • @MegaPikachu5
    @MegaPikachu5 3 года назад +801

    Seeing an alien in joels thumbnail is just an invitation for mayhem

  • @AstralPhnx
    @AstralPhnx 3 года назад +85

    I dunno why but Joel pissing into the gas tank to dilute the Diesel he put in there and allow the car to start is both the most galaxy brain move while also being the most on brand Joel move at exactly the same time

  • @mattsludge
    @mattsludge 3 года назад +451

    five minutes in and i’m already peeing myself, farting and crying in laughter joel never disappoints

    • @malon6048
      @malon6048 3 года назад +41

      pee pee poo poo

    • @MetricPolygon
      @MetricPolygon 3 года назад +3

      @@Chronodox can i PLEASE be a part of whatever industry that is

    • @rambbler
      @rambbler 3 года назад +7

      @@MetricPolygon yes, welcome to the professional stream chat writing industry. You can't resign from the job, only to your fate.

    • @mattsludge
      @mattsludge 3 года назад +7

      @@rambbler fecal incorporated

    • @adamszuszkiewicz1709
      @adamszuszkiewicz1709 2 года назад

      @@mattsludge global... Fecal... Corporation, Chrizzzzzz

  • @huhuhuhua363
    @huhuhuhua363 3 года назад +285

    babe wake up new vargskelethor uncut video

    • @colbubratbub2649
      @colbubratbub2649 3 года назад +76

      honey, is everything okay? you've barely watched your vargskelethor uncut video...

    • @feralhiker6816
      @feralhiker6816 3 года назад +54

      Babe wow you're uncut

    • @joshuasanchez9257
      @joshuasanchez9257 3 года назад +12

      Yes honey

    • @teddyteddy4702
      @teddyteddy4702 3 года назад +13

      I am very very wake up now, darling

    • @DamnMascus
      @DamnMascus 3 года назад +5

      @@feralhiker6816 you got me on that one😂😭

  • @theshab4769
    @theshab4769 3 года назад +385

    Imagine being able to go to the signal simulator base in this game, then joel could finally check the bathroom

  • @Vok250
    @Vok250 3 года назад +185

    Joel: finally find gas.
    Also Joel: Drops gas canister out window after taking the cap off.

  • @MJuegaES
    @MJuegaES 3 года назад +227

    52:14 This is how my GRAND DAD used to drive.

    • @avriil6446
      @avriil6446 3 года назад +20

      oh jee i don't know fred

    • @seriemus8840
      @seriemus8840 3 года назад +20

      GRAND DAD found the car keys

    • @ikavolo2226
      @ikavolo2226 3 года назад +4

      i am that second italian guy

    • @showsomesignsoflife
      @showsomesignsoflife 3 года назад +11

      W E ' R E A L L G O N N A D I E G R A N D D A D !

  • @bloodgod477
    @bloodgod477 3 года назад +269

    I clicked this thinking he would do better than Jerma did. I was proved wrong within the first 5 minutes.

  • @da_mclovin_combo6504
    @da_mclovin_combo6504 3 года назад +202

    1:31:20 No words can help me describe the sequence of events that have taken place here.

    • @Generic_emo_username
      @Generic_emo_username 3 года назад +31

      Beauty. Sheer and unrestrained beauty.

    • @Redeadhunter
      @Redeadhunter 2 года назад +3

      A certified Mug Moment

    • @dannnii99
      @dannnii99 3 месяца назад

      an excerpt from the jobel story... "the long drive". jobel goes to fill his car with gas when he spots a giant rabbit scream at him and begin to chase him. the man (while still holding the gas canister) panics leaping over the car as the rabbit misses him. as jobel struggles to jump on top of the car he lets go of the canister and it goes flying. the rabbit gets too close, and the man leaps off of car only to turn around and see the rabbit's body get stuck the car, and it glitches and ragdolls.

  • @spacer7205
    @spacer7205 3 года назад +58

    watching joel drop literally everything into the engine compartment without realising that the engine compartment doesn't often have a bottom has me in hysterics

    • @bluebattlehawk
      @bluebattlehawk 2 года назад +6

      Yea I can't belive he did that, repeatedly no less

  • @satinsguard
    @satinsguard Год назад +10

    5:34 Joel's laughing so hard you can actually hear him wiggling around in his chair.

  • @TayoEXE
    @TayoEXE 3 года назад +190

    "Local Swedish man leaves behind car in middle of desert before trying to fend off EL Chupacabra rabbit with his own poo."
    I would not believe these descriptions if it wasn't Joel.

  • @jotheusu
    @jotheusu 3 года назад +49

    "You guys said it would explode it didn't explode"
    *Car explodes right after Joel says it*
    You can't make that shit up

  • @potolink1311
    @potolink1311 3 года назад +120

    I was in the stream and it really was an experience seeing Joel slowly lose his sanity with this game

  • @BRD-Senpai
    @BRD-Senpai 3 года назад +30

    "YEEEEAH BARN, NOTHIN LIKE DYIN IN THE DESERT" - jobel, 2020

  • @Robin-jk3uz
    @Robin-jk3uz 3 года назад +54

    This might fill in the hole that signal simulator left

  • @JacobTheCroc
    @JacobTheCroc 3 года назад +116

    When Joel found out the magic of the box and went Fleenstones mode I thought I was about to die from laughter on the floor.
    Yet nothing will beat the moment where he was literally pissin' and shittin' and dismantling the car while trying to get out of it. Truly an out of context Joel moment.

  • @AshTronaut99
    @AshTronaut99 3 года назад +154

    I love the way that Joel sounds like he’s streaming in a bucket

    • @Paradox_Edge
      @Paradox_Edge 3 года назад +5

      Bucket. ÙuÚ

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 3 года назад +9

      He never left the côrńfłąkë

    • @AshTronaut99
      @AshTronaut99 3 года назад +8

      ​@@JeanMarceaux *you can never leave the CORNFLAEK*

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 3 года назад +3

      @@AshTronaut99 oh noe
      The bit R U I N E D
      my life

  • @DiabeetusPlams
    @DiabeetusPlams 3 года назад +28

    That Flintstones moment with the radio and the freakout at the beginning, holy fuck that had me in stitches.
    Please play this again, honestly it's so damn funny, I could watch it all day.

  • @AshTronaut99
    @AshTronaut99 3 года назад +89

    Joel can’t get out of the car and pisses himself simulator

  • @jamesoneill1342
    @jamesoneill1342 3 года назад +22

    The car driving away with the Flintstones theme was golden

  • @FelipeJaquez
    @FelipeJaquez 3 года назад +168

    HEY GUYS JERMA985 HERE-*crashes into lightpole*

    • @Nickong67
      @Nickong67 3 года назад +27

      Fingers crossed for whenever multiplayer for this game is released.

    • @funguy398
      @funguy398 3 года назад +7

      @@Nickong67 multiplayer is in beta right now, and vr in alpha

    • @b0leg23
      @b0leg23 3 года назад +1

      @@funguy398 it coming

  • @Plurpen
    @Plurpen 2 года назад +14

    The engine couldn't work and still, Joel found a way to be left behind
    53:32

  • @AlluMan96
    @AlluMan96 3 года назад +107

    Expectation: A relaxed, chill stream of Joel going on a virtual road trip.
    Reality: 5:00

    • @FormulaFanboy
      @FormulaFanboy 3 года назад +5

      One of few situations where reality is better than expectations

  • @FalkVonKrone
    @FalkVonKrone 3 года назад +122

    41:08 for the power of pee

  • @gmodderr
    @gmodderr 3 года назад +98

    You know this game is set in the baltics when your character has an 80 liter barrel of pure alcohol in the basement but only 2 liters of gas

    • @istvankovats8541
      @istvankovats8541 3 года назад +10

      it isn't set in the baltics tho. It's in Hungary, very far south from the baltic sea.

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 2 года назад +7

      Yes the sand deserts of the baltics

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 2 года назад +3

      @@istvankovats8541 does Hungary have Deserts?

    • @gabrokkerhun
      @gabrokkerhun Год назад +8

      @@kinnikuboneman It's post-apocalyptic but the radio makes it clear that it's supposed to still be somewhere in Hungary.

    • @UltimatePerfection
      @UltimatePerfection Год назад +2

      @@gabrokkerhun Seriously? The game seems to be set in a rural America, what with all the architecture, etc. Typical hillbilly America, down to the cacti and tumbleweeds.

  • @hermeschase4113
    @hermeschase4113 3 года назад +31

    21:30
    Joel gets scared by some weird looking dogs, the movie.

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 2 года назад

      and then uses poop magic to ward them off momentarily

  • @newtybot
    @newtybot 3 года назад +50

    “Draw distance? Max please!” * cranks it up half way *

  • @usserywea1997
    @usserywea1997 3 года назад +78

    "EL CHUPACABRA" as a chilean person, this freaks me out.

  • @freecomkcf
    @freecomkcf 3 года назад +76

    seeing the nighttime segments i can only think of one thing:
    "In 300 feet, turn off your headlights"

    • @jotheusu
      @jotheusu 3 года назад +15

      Is this that one video from Local 58?

    • @AESTHETIC-yk3zk
      @AESTHETIC-yk3zk 3 года назад +10

      @@jotheusu Yes, that shit always freaks me the fuck out

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 3 года назад +10

      _you have a r r I v E d_

    • @remermagic
      @remermagic 3 года назад +3

      Do not look at the moon, stay out of the light

  • @dickpenisman7326
    @dickpenisman7326 3 года назад +13

    This was seriously fun to watch. I hope he comes back and plays it a bit more eventually.

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 3 года назад +56

    “What do you do?”
    I drive

  • @TayoEXE
    @TayoEXE 3 года назад +19

    Joel keeps accidentally drinking gas, but then he can never intentionally drink from a bottle.

  • @ismaelgarcia8243
    @ismaelgarcia8243 3 года назад +61

    the way Jorblet says "marcianíto" and "chupacabras" makes me fizzle comfortably in a thick layer of happiness

    • @sherbetttt
      @sherbetttt 2 года назад +5

      i like ur funny words magic man

  • @pickypath246
    @pickypath246 3 года назад +8

    I NEED more of this Joel...
    you playing this was absolutely brilliant.

  • @xenogorwraithblade2538
    @xenogorwraithblade2538 3 года назад +36

    "What is this, Trespasser?"
    Oh my god, somebody remembers.

    • @Duskaria
      @Duskaria 3 года назад +7

      *stumbeling raptor intensifies*

  • @FistofSteel1900
    @FistofSteel1900 3 года назад +23

    3:43 Ah yes, fecal funny

  • @SomnambulistMist
    @SomnambulistMist 3 года назад +56

    This game simulates the highest levels of horror games: Car Troubles

    • @tobbeborislyba
      @tobbeborislyba 2 года назад +6

      Ah yes, my most deep trauma, having to piss the fuel tank to dilute the diesel and then get attacked by random rabid rabbit dogs in mid desert.

  • @tailsfan23new
    @tailsfan23new 3 года назад +13

    The rabbit that snuck up being Joel legitimately scared me, goddamnit.

  • @MDK-fo7jw
    @MDK-fo7jw 3 года назад +16

    RUclips compression algorythm really likes dark nights with low contrast.

  • @ShoryYTP
    @ShoryYTP 3 года назад +38

    Got me dying from laughing in the first 5 minutes

  • @NigelMelanisticSmith
    @NigelMelanisticSmith 2 года назад +5

    It's funny how without a doubt, every player that starts this game is baffled by the exclusion of Batteries. I love the charm it brings, but it's always fun to see streamers run around looking for a nonexistent battery

  • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
    @carlwheezerofsouls3273 2 года назад +6

    “what if this game had a shit meter”
    as of the latest update, your wish is granted.

  • @cristianprieto9405
    @cristianprieto9405 3 года назад +22

    Joel Drinks all the f'n fuel: The stream

  • @Sky-ox8qy
    @Sky-ox8qy 3 года назад +5

    I really hope Joel plays more of this game, messes around with it like now, but also tries to play it seriously and get somewhere too
    its a good game for Joel I think and I really like watching him play these kinds of games

  • @whiteaier27
    @whiteaier27 3 года назад +14

    Swedish man tries to fight rabbits with his own poop

  • @KoboldPip
    @KoboldPip 3 года назад +4

    You NEED to continue this game, Joel watching you play this is just excellent

  • @Generic_emo_username
    @Generic_emo_username 3 года назад +16

    24:34 I don’t think you need that coffee, mate.
    52:17 this is one of the best parts of the stream for me. Not because of gRaNdDaD, but because “YABADABA DOO YOU F U C K!"
    58:55 u f o

  • @PixxelCatz
    @PixxelCatz 3 года назад +9

    Survival Pro Tip: Stuck in nowhere and your car broke down?
    Ram your Radio/CD Player violently in and out until you have reacher mach 6.

  • @glasket_
    @glasket_ 3 года назад +29

    35:35 has some real "HEY JERMA985 HERE" vibes

  • @sirroadagain451
    @sirroadagain451 3 года назад +5

    joel started to violently shit and piss himself while tearing the car apart, all because he didn't know how to get out, what an absolute legend

  • @riskyboomer9618
    @riskyboomer9618 3 года назад +78

    None of the cars run on diesel, the diesel is only for a bus that spawns
    In the propane tanks there is gas
    I think you can run the cars on alcohol, but I’m not sure

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 3 года назад +14

      Honestly makes sense, E100 fuel is perfectly fine to use in hot climates
      alcohol hates starting to burn in cold temperatures tho

    • @leeeeeee2796
      @leeeeeee2796 3 года назад +15

      Yeah, but its a fucking lada, ai92 mixed with urine is good for lada engines. E100 and other fancy fuels from capitalist country is bad for commie automotive

    • @johnsmithers284
      @johnsmithers284 2 года назад

      The vw golf has a diesel engine sometimes

  • @BizKwikTwist
    @BizKwikTwist 3 года назад +5

    "I guess we just have to use the old car then" after ripping everything out of it in the dark.

  • @sddragon28
    @sddragon28 3 года назад +19

    I love that Joel gave this game a look! It’s a worthwhile game, even if it seems like a shitpost.

  • @aliceyagami8260
    @aliceyagami8260 3 года назад +8

    start: shitpost game
    end: horror game

  • @JpgSilent
    @JpgSilent 3 года назад +4

    "see? the poo always works"
    *dies soon after*

  • @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819
    @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 2 года назад +3

    42:30 "They called me a madman for, they outlawed my science... in America. But, combining pee and poo (laughs) created...
    *Obamium*.
    Infinite Power!"

  • @rustythefoxcoon5143
    @rustythefoxcoon5143 3 года назад +5

    Joel, play this more! This is literally the exact game type you like!

  • @rartymobbins355
    @rartymobbins355 3 года назад +9

    35:38 Swedish man nearly dies from distracted driving.

  • @thegatorhator6822
    @thegatorhator6822 3 года назад +6

    Watching Joel try to put Diesel into the Oil tank made my day.

  • @MrSaturn012
    @MrSaturn012 2 года назад +3

    From what I've heard from any food service friends who have had the misfortune of interacting with insanely rich people: they tip like shit.

  • @WDWatameVirus
    @WDWatameVirus 3 года назад +6

    52:14 *YABADABADOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!*
    Fred: *YEAHHHHH NOTHING LIKE PISSING & SHITTING IN THE CAR*
    Wilma: I don't know Fred... *dying inside while speaking nonsense*
    Fred: *YEAHHHH NOTHING LIKE A GOOD SHIT*
    *Wilma kicks Fred from the car and she goes away*
    Fred: *YEAAAHHHHH NOTHING LIKE DYING IN THE DESERT*
    Wilma: Yeah I don't know Fred...
    Fred: *wiLMAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa!!!!!*
    Fred: *YABBA DABBA DOOO YOU FUCK*

  • @robertczapiewski6900
    @robertczapiewski6900 3 года назад +2

    I cant describe how much im happy that its a first part, i know it will be a great ride

  • @NKBlazer
    @NKBlazer 3 года назад +9

    Had a bland day. Thank you for adding the spice Joel.

  • @ValcomDrifty
    @ValcomDrifty 3 года назад +16

    i hope joel does a part 2 of this

  • @duuqnd
    @duuqnd 3 года назад +6

    There are few things more exciting than "Part 1"

  • @FuzzyPuppetFactory
    @FuzzyPuppetFactory 2 года назад +4

    The entire time Joel was putting oil into the gas tank and it seemed like he wasn't just joking like the walking shitpost he often is, I was internally screaming. Then when the car actually started, I googled mixing oil with fuel and it's apparently a common practice for certain engines. Almost definitely not for what his car is using and is not the correct thing to do. But still, I learned something. The Good Ol' Mix, indeed.

  • @remermagic
    @remermagic 3 года назад +4

    Something about joel completely just smashing the gun into the doors cracked me up hard

  • @wilcoxandrew88
    @wilcoxandrew88 2 года назад

    Joel streams are always so entertaining. You're really in for a long ride with this one.

  • @Wiiownyou
    @Wiiownyou 3 года назад +6

    SIGNAL SIMULATOR 2
    YES

  • @Rockardo_
    @Rockardo_ 3 года назад +4

    2 stroke engines you usually have to mix the oil and the gas in order to have it work properly but most vehicle are 4 stroke and they have to have the gas and the oil separate

  • @CARLOS-ip6jk
    @CARLOS-ip6jk 2 года назад +2

    Joel struggling to exit his car while accidentally dismantling it for five minutes

  • @DracoHandsome
    @DracoHandsome 3 года назад +15

    The video started with a hilariously goofy ad about a "60 minute self defense class" and I thought it was part of Joel's stream because he does weird cold opens like that.

  • @brandongittens9045
    @brandongittens9045 3 года назад +1

    Part 2 of this is something I anticipate

  • @numbskull6593
    @numbskull6593 3 года назад +6

    watching joel really makes me feel better about my intelligence

  • @aliceyagami8260
    @aliceyagami8260 3 года назад +18

    this part kill me 10:00
    and this part made me come back to life JUST LAUGHING 52:07

  • @tylermorgan4507
    @tylermorgan4507 3 года назад +1

    Ive been waiting for this for so longgggg

  • @FurryMcMemes
    @FurryMcMemes 2 года назад +2

    Joel shitting and pissing in the car at the very beginning was a riot.

  • @TheElectricRaichu
    @TheElectricRaichu 3 года назад +2

    Joel not knowing how to equip items or that he's spilling gas because he unknowingly opened the gas canister is classic Joel.

  • @stijnluijk7624
    @stijnluijk7624 3 года назад +5

    The desert bus guy

  • @glitchwalker5422
    @glitchwalker5422 3 года назад +4

    If Joel ever passes away... I'll pay my respects by playing desert bus

  • @foxtrot889
    @foxtrot889 3 года назад +2

    YEEEEAH, BARNNN.... NOTHIN' LIKE DYIN' IN THE DESERT!

  • @5uperM
    @5uperM 3 года назад +2

    52:13 *GRAND DAD*

  • @Pillowtap
    @Pillowtap 3 года назад +8

    Does that bunny monster freak anyone else out?

  • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
    @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 3 года назад +3

    Whenever this is updated let Joel know . I wanna see more of this over many other games

  • @Lazarus_Sol
    @Lazarus_Sol 3 года назад +3

    those working mirrors blow my mind

  • @superjhamp2089
    @superjhamp2089 3 года назад +1

    I love watching these

  • @argentsin3199
    @argentsin3199 3 года назад +3

    We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, 5 sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt-shaker half-full of cocaine. A whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers. Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two-dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip but when you get locked into a serious drug collection the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

  • @SilentEvil97
    @SilentEvil97 3 года назад +3

    more. you havent checked the bathroom yet

  • @smallsprite3963
    @smallsprite3963 3 года назад +14

    At 3:51 joel sounds like Gus from breaking bad a lot XD

  • @MaxEisenhardt616
    @MaxEisenhardt616 3 года назад +3

    Joel has to play more of this game, it was made for his shenanigans.

  • @jamazonas
    @jamazonas 3 года назад +5

    3:37 I'm a 26 year old responsible adult, yet this part made me cry laughing...
    Help

  • @MemeDogger
    @MemeDogger 3 года назад +4

    Damn no part 2..

  • @Finfinteo
    @Finfinteo 3 года назад +21

    When Joel tore apart the car just trying to get out killed me so hard
    How didn’t I see the part where he talked about it
    Edit: 4 words said before confused destruction: Oh this is qwop

  • @bigmango202
    @bigmango202 3 года назад +4

    Now imagine Joël playing with jerma if this game had co-op