The car crash gag is so much better once you understand the context that he spends the next two hours trying to recover from it, chasing his car across the desert as it remains in neutral.
this is why simply watching the highlights for these kinds of streams doesnt pay off. I remember sitting through the entirity of My Summer Car and almost dying from laughter, so when i saw this stream i knew i had to watch all of it. Every hour wasted doing absolutely nothing becomes an immense buildup for the next good bit, so that when it does come its some of the funniest shit youve ever seen, if only for the fact that everything else was so terrible by comparison.
1:17:50 made me laugh so hard my cat left the room. There's something so hilarious about the sight of a person driving with his rear-view mirror pointed directly at his face.
1:20:55 the complete silence leading up to this. The way the universe immediately punishes him for his dumb joke. How he kicks the car across the desert and runs after it while being chased. Immaculate. I'm laughing so hard right now
The first Jerma stream I was there for live and I still don't believe I spent 6 hours watching him talk to himself in the mirror, mod his car out of recognizability and fabricate a son personality whilst slowly descending into madness.
The differences between Joel and Jerma are crazy. Joel an hour in hadn't left the starting garage and had broken all his doors off and filled the gas tank with a piss/shit/puke/gas mixture. 20 minutes in and jerma is driving down the road obsessively cleaning the windshield
Watching this stream was such a fever dream yesterday. There’s not much in the game but he found a way to make driving on a desert road and staring into a mirror funny.
Jerma can make literally anything funny. He's the funniest person I know, I bet he could even make watching paint dry or grass grow funny and entertaining, no joke.
This concept would be so sick if it were fleshed out, polished, and given like 4 person multiplayer. a randomly generated multiplayer desert road trip sim would be so cool
That part about him feeling bad about being called a tool kinda got me for a second considering that he just went through a breakup but I forgot that I was watching Jerma985.
“No I will not wear a catboy costume on stream” *literally doesn’t have any obligation to do it* “Ok what if I do it 2 streams in a row but only if I lose this match?” Same shit
What's pretty interesting is that you can store any liquid in yourself. Urine will contain exactly whatever you've drank, so, if you don't have space in your vehicle for gas, you can drink it, and it will stay as 100% gas, as long as you don't drink anything else.
This is one of my favorite Jerma streams ever. My headcanon is that the player character in the game is a dad robot, like something from Bicentennial Man, who woke up in the post apocalypse. He is preoccupied with cars because of some residual dad programming that is misfiring in his AI. It would explain why he can rip cars apart with no effort, drink oil, and piss and fart on command.
Nah I'm pretty sure the "alien barging into Jerma's room and spearing him in the chest" sound he made during the Vegas Stakes stream will win worst sound 2020.
This reminds me of that one video with the guy recording himself singing in the car but then he screams at something that causes him to crash and Jerma’s scream sounds like that lol
5:03:21 This is my favorite part, the part where Jerma has fully given in to the psychopath part of him. Just imagine a dude on a road, think mad max desert. Just blasting heavy metal rock while pissing into his cars oil tank.
This game is oddly captivating, I hope it gets fleshed out and expanded more. AND DO NOT REMOVE THE FARTING AND SHITTING AND PISSING, NOT EVERY GAME NEEDS TO BE GRITTY AND SERIOUS
Dude, the scene where he was messing with the gun and hit the car reminds me of when I was a kid and I would mess around in my father's garage and instantly be like "ooohhh" everytime I broke something
The German radio station at around 5:04:00 confused the hell out of me because I am a native German speaker and I was wondering where the weird eastern accent German talking is coming from. Also he just said a bunch of random shit like "we are driving we are driving we are driving" or "I really urgently have to use a (inaudible) vehicle right now. Someone give me a (?) vehicle. I really have to go to the toilet but I will only drive a (?) vehicle." That just really threw me off lol
I'm crying laughing right now. I had this playing in the background while I was editing my next video. I decided just randomly to click over to see what the game is about and I click in at 1:20:49.
Question for everyone watching, what do you think the best joke of the year has been so far? For me it's between Pissy Perry from Diablo 2, and the scene in this stream where he puts the camera in the back seat and pretends to be a father.
I love how his first actions when arriving at the gasstation are: Ripping off the car door, drinking gasoline then pissing into the bottle to drink the piss, finding oil and then proceeding to put that into the tank of his car.
I like that when Jerma finally found gas when he was about to run out, he proceeds to drink half of it, and then dump the other half in a diesel fueled car.
5:44:20 Jerma trying to pronounce wayneradiotv. Chat asked to raid him cause it was his birthday :] edit: 5:47:28 Talking about wayneradiotv's birthday lol
I discovered Jerma via this video in December. I was sick with the flu for about two weeks and would slip in and out of consciousness, and I probably played this over 50 times during that period lol. I don’t get a chance to see him live on Twitch very often, but I appreciate the time you all put in for these archives. I’ve watched a lot of them since then.
The part with the bus was like that one episode of the original Twilight Zone, where the main character’s city has been nuked, and all thats left is him, and his books, but then he drops and shatters his glasses, and is left shouting that it’s not fair
The part at around 3:40:00 or 3:50:00, when he was actually scrapping the good car to improve his car, even taking the wheels. It was just one of those moments where you thought everything was going to be great.
This stream was absolutely delightful to watch. It was a perfect game for Jerma. It reminded me of "my summer car" but it had less car assembly and a lot more gas available so he could just be himself. I loved that he "fixed up" his beater car by putting different doors on that don't even line up with the body panels.
1:20:54 That single moment made a fucking hour of him talking about his wart and spending two in-game days at a single pitstop worth it. I'm fucking dying
tbf he probably didn't mean rear engine cars in general, but just rear engine cars like... that. Most people think of fancy-ass sports cars when thinking of rear engines.
Who even can say that he mastered the art of gaming to this degree of perfection that his body grew gaming warts? I thought it was only a myth, a legend but here he is showing that it actually can be achieved by the most skilled gamer gods. Truly breathtaking!
14:27 The Long Drive
2:42:53 1st Brb Ends
4:34:08 2nd Brb Ends
You're doing god's work.
Thanks Man
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The car crash gag is so much better once you understand the context that he spends the next two hours trying to recover from it, chasing his car across the desert as it remains in neutral.
this is why simply watching the highlights for these kinds of streams doesnt pay off. I remember sitting through the entirity of My Summer Car and almost dying from laughter, so when i saw this stream i knew i had to watch all of it. Every hour wasted doing absolutely nothing becomes an immense buildup for the next good bit, so that when it does come its some of the funniest shit youve ever seen, if only for the fact that everything else was so terrible by comparison.
gabtype What do you mean, nothing? Jerma is talking, that’s the best part.
That was infuriating to watch. I understand why chat calls him an idiot now.
It was such a clever metaphor for the Israelites in the desert.
Zorro9129 but why
Imagine being at a gas station in the middle of the desert and seeing a guy pull up at of nowhere and casually ripping off the car door to get out
That's terror.
And then proceeds to piss on the car and steal a tire from the gas station
@@bigmcchickenmcsloppyjerky Number 2: That's terror.
while frantically screaming
On top of that he runs over to your car ripped off the door it starts filling the gas tank with diesel and oil
Now he's reaching midlife, Jerma has begun growing warts and has started his metamorphosis into a powerful wizard
hes the first male swamp witch
With diablo 2 paladin scepter
@@teehubruum6844 and a red...dress!
first step into the transformation of mr. greenz
Are you hoping Jeremy will see this and acknowledge you or something?
I love how ever since “naked frame on stream” Jerma’s terrified to turn his camera on because of that one “weird frame.”
my favorite thing is it’s exclusively a Jerma problem, i’ve never seen another streamer with that weird frame issue
@@Mr_Spaghetti because other streamers dont stream NAKED
I think it happened twice, actually.
I thought that was because people kept taking screenshots and morphing him into grotesque creatures
I thought it was a joke or something because his clothes would take a second longer to render than his body.
IRL streamer films himself driving to the nearest hospital in Las Vegas due to gamer warts.
Hahah, actually gave me a good chuckle
G4TV.PepperTheDoc lol, actually gave me a good chuckle too
@@joeychmo lmao, actually gave me a good chuckle too
@@bro7496 rofl, actually gave me a good chuckle too
@@GoblinGas23 not gonna lie, got me a good chuckle too
1:17:50 made me laugh so hard my cat left the room. There's something so hilarious about the sight of a person driving with his rear-view mirror pointed directly at his face.
Live dangerous, die suddenly
Literally nothing happens
@@TobyLerone76a lot of funny jerma moments come form you making yourself laugh by thinking about the situation in context of real life
@@gabeitch9142Literally.
1:20:55 the complete silence leading up to this. The way the universe immediately punishes him for his dumb joke. How he kicks the car across the desert and runs after it while being chased. Immaculate. I'm laughing so hard right now
Thank you
“What’s this?” immediately pisses on it
Alternatively he drinks it
Dogs in a nutshell
timestamp?
3:26:56
2:36:06
"Gimme the door gimme the door!"
..."That's a couch!"
*It's the back seat*
It's a car-couch
Imagine driving across the country with Jerma, in complete silence.
Him randomly monologuing every few hours.
You ask to turn on the radio and he screams DONT DISTRACT ME
Funniest goddamn thing I've ever imagined because I'm imagining him driving and staring straight ahead, unblinking
Until he hits a bump and BAAAAUGH
“Did you know I’m the sus guy?”
@@seasons1745 He would literally kill you for mentioning the sus guy.
I'd be terrified
The first Jerma stream I was there for live and I still don't believe I spent 6 hours watching him talk to himself in the mirror, mod his car out of recognizability and fabricate a son personality whilst slowly descending into madness.
That’s what happens in the apocalypse babieeee.
The son pov was the best bit of the stream
And then he dies by slamming his dong in the car door
55:08
You can feel the terror running in his veins
Jerma is basically in a 90s horror movie
@@chaosinsurgency6636 Tremors but with rabbits
That’s what I do. No matter what game any scary shit like that I just hide from immediately
Elderly senior drinks alcohol, coolant, and pure ethanol as a makeshift cure for his gamer warts
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at about 3:19:08 you can see the bed flying into the distance for a frame
that's fucking comedy GOLD
omg that's actually so funny LMAO
The differences between Joel and Jerma are crazy. Joel an hour in hadn't left the starting garage and had broken all his doors off and filled the gas tank with a piss/shit/puke/gas mixture. 20 minutes in and jerma is driving down the road obsessively cleaning the windshield
There are also many similarities too like chasing a csr
Watching this stream was such a fever dream yesterday. There’s not much in the game but he found a way to make driving on a desert road and staring into a mirror funny.
Jerma can make literally anything funny. He's the funniest person I know, I bet he could even make watching paint dry or grass grow funny and entertaining, no joke.
@@stevej71393 that's a great way to describe the feeling
funny I dont see any games you made on your own.
you're talking about it like you're an expert but you havent even made a macaroni picture before.
Tomato's stream of this game was way better not gonna lie
3:06:07
"Take the new engine?"
*wookie with throat cancer noise*
That description is to much I can't
This concept would be so sick if it were fleshed out, polished, and given like 4 person multiplayer. a randomly generated multiplayer desert road trip sim would be so cool
Multiplayer is gonna be a shit show
inferno plus' desert bus
@@Kikiapina multiplayer is in but there's no interactivity between players yet
@@TheDsRequiem Yee, but if they're adding it in this early in developement it's a good sign. The game is still being worked on
The creator has a RUclips page, called “The Long Drive.” Shows all the videos of their progress and new ideas for updates
That part about him feeling bad about being called a tool kinda got me for a second considering that he just went through a breakup but I forgot that I was watching Jerma985.
He's a professional, as always.
@@dreioo8759 "Professionals have standards"
Eh I still felt a little bit sad-
gee, i didn't know they broke up. that's awfully sad. i watch jerma every day man, he's so funny
That's what getting gamer warts can do to a man
Using 200 liters of water for a piss joke. This man is a master of his craft.
33:50 reaction to getting in a bad car accident at 140mph
>what?
That wasn’t just a _bad_ accident, he went *flying*
meanwhile, his scream of very real horror when he went harmlessly through a cactus
i wanted to know the context to 1:20:55 and there was none
Saw that live, hilarious! I love Jerma. I hope he plays this again soon
the context is Jerma being Jerma (haven't watched to that point yet but thats my guess)
My favourite part is he crashes into a telegraph pole in the middle of the fucking desert
Ohhhhhhhhh I thought he hit something on the road. No he just killed himself
You should know this by now, its jerma after all
1:41:21 The sound of the local feral cats doing a mating call at 2 AM
Underrated
I'm fucking wheezing!
I love that sound i love you
@@Lua0x07 teehee!
DISTRACTED driver loses control of clown car on empty road in the desert
Tbh the road has massive stones on it and driving is probably really junkie.
"no i will not show this disgusting thing on my body"
*Literally doesn't have any obligation to show it anyway
"Okay what if i blurred it?"
“No I will not wear a catboy costume on stream”
*literally doesn’t have any obligation to do it*
“Ok what if I do it 2 streams in a row but only if I lose this match?”
Same shit
@@tylerburney8576 he likes it
Chat gaslighted him
@@klaviersimp g-g-gyaslighted
What's pretty interesting is that you can store any liquid in yourself.
Urine will contain exactly whatever you've drank, so, if you don't have space in your vehicle for gas, you can drink it, and it will stay as 100% gas, as long as you don't drink anything else.
in real life or the game
Both.
8 months later and I was just released from the hospital. You're a goddamn liar.
Please don’t drink gasoline
@@arsonarson9816 your hubris will be your downfall
This is one of my favorite Jerma streams ever. My headcanon is that the player character in the game is a dad robot, like something from Bicentennial Man, who woke up in the post apocalypse. He is preoccupied with cars because of some residual dad programming that is misfiring in his AI. It would explain why he can rip cars apart with no effort, drink oil, and piss and fart on command.
yea, he can literally ingest fuel, blood, alchohol, and coolant and dispense it on command
The most frustrating and most enjoyable stream of 2020.
In the most frustrating year so far, 2020, I agree!
simpson's hit & run 2.0
up until today’s saw and ratatouille stream
How can he spend 5 hours pulling cars apart and then not understand that the bike is overheating, there's truly always the jerma factor
@@missffox jerma factor is a fantastic word to describe how it takes an hour for him to think of filling up a new car before driving off with it
*turns bucket upside down*
*[sploosh]*
"EMPTY!? WHAT!"
This just in: Man wastes 200 L of water in a drought so he could endlessly piss on a video camera
"ow my gamer wart!"
5:08:53 imagine you tell your dad that blue isn't your favorite color and he runs up to the car with enough force to shake it and says "whuzzat?"
hake is a noun, not a verb
pretty sure they meant shake
@@kelvinmck2001 good job, you pointed out the obvious
there i fixed it. now no one knows what you're talking about
@@sabotabo7476 (edited)
i like at the sequence at 1:38:00 jerma never had a single bullet in the chamber
I love that jerma always seems so.. appreciative when someone donates to him. Very humble guy.
36:20 35 year old streamer has never heard of a rear-engined car
>lives in Vegas >never seen a Porsche
Neither have i, cars are boring
@@dolo4872 Cars are an automatic +1 lettergrade
@@radekmilewicz6192 or Volkswagen beetle or Lamborghini..
@@whitehuayra Lambos are mid-engined not rear-engined. It's a small difference, but still.
3:06:09 Worst Sound
Human foghorn.
2:49:58 Best Sound
1:41:21
Narwhal greeting sound.
Nah I'm pretty sure the "alien barging into Jerma's room and spearing him in the chest" sound he made during the Vegas Stakes stream will win worst sound 2020.
HEY GUYS JERMA985 HERE
Dig the bugs out they are screaming
"Gasoline is the most delicious fluid there is!" Famous last words but counter intuitively not for the reason one would immediately suspect.
5:09:30 for the amazing UFO bit.
Prwtty sure that wasn't a bit
Wtf😂😂😂😂😂😂
“6,000 of you probably thought that was the funniest thing that’s happened all stream, and I’ll take it.”
I’ve never felt so called out in my life.
the scream at 2:17:36 was so genuine i cabt stop laughing
oh my god same
that sounds like the sort of scream you do when you have a nightmare and you're screaming irl because of how terrified you are
This reminds me of that one video with the guy recording himself singing in the car but then he screams at something that causes him to crash and Jerma’s scream sounds like that lol
@@burgbass
Lmao holy shit your right!
Thats the scream you let you when you're meming on a boss, then he throws out the attack that was supposed to be telegraphed but almost fucks you up
Honestly thought "oh what a shitty game" and by the end of the stream I was like "noo please play more"
Jerma is funnyman of the century
it reminds me of a more unhinged "my summer car"
@Grym Needs to be a very special kind of shitty, most bad games are just boring
@Grym I didn't think this game was shit
This game is pretty good I recommend getting it
are you sure about that?
5:03:21 This is my favorite part, the part where Jerma has fully given in to the psychopath part of him. Just imagine a dude on a road, think mad max desert. Just blasting heavy metal rock while pissing into his cars oil tank.
Oh, Jeeze that part made me laugh so hard when he Said "hey Jerma985 here" then proceeds to hit a Pole.
The image of jerma, butt sunk into a toilet, arms and legs flailing, screaming tinily for help in the bugelberry voice is PREMO
2:11:07 Dad leaving you simulator
The REAL TRAGEDY is the warts we grew along the way
REAL TRAGEDY
Jerma should play games with an eye tracker. And gamer glasses, and the straw that sends mouse clicks when you blow into it.
Awesome post, really simulates the feeling of being trapped in a car with Jerma as he slowly dissends into a delusional mess.
57:10 can't wait to see all the edits of that
19:35 Crying and Pissing and Farting: the prophecy has been fulfilled
2:05:02 that actually scared me holy shit
This game is oddly captivating, I hope it gets fleshed out and expanded more.
AND DO NOT REMOVE THE FARTING AND SHITTING AND PISSING, NOT EVERY GAME NEEDS TO BE GRITTY AND SERIOUS
Make it extra gritty and serious but the pissing and shitting is even louder and harder
Every time you piss and shit the game gets grittier.
the piss gets grittier and the shit becomes sandpaper
there are a lot of cars you can find, like big muscle trucks and pickup trucks
Cool false dichotomy.
Dude, the scene where he was messing with the gun and hit the car reminds me of when I was a kid and I would mess around in my father's garage and instantly be like "ooohhh" everytime I broke something
The German radio station at around 5:04:00 confused the hell out of me because I am a native German speaker and I was wondering where the weird eastern accent German talking is coming from. Also he just said a bunch of random shit like "we are driving we are driving we are driving" or "I really urgently have to use a (inaudible) vehicle right now. Someone give me a (?) vehicle. I really have to go to the toilet but I will only drive a (?) vehicle."
That just really threw me off lol
I gotta say the jerma wart arc is probably his weirdest one yet
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
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I'm crying laughing right now. I had this playing in the background while I was editing my next video. I decided just randomly to click over to see what the game is about and I click in at 1:20:49.
Don't be a leech
5:05:45 start of the Dad & Son bit
32:00 "What's wrong?" he asks after pouring oil, diesel and gas in the tank.
POV: you live in Australia.
Pov: you are in wyoming
@@shrekonion8307 doesnt exist
@@rhyswright9858 it does exist, its the portal between this reality and the ever consuming darkness that is brazil
@@shrekonion8307 lol Wyoming is a lot funnier if not bc it makes more sense accuracy wise Australia doesn’t really make sense. There are other places
Question for everyone watching, what do you think the best joke of the year has been so far?
For me it's between Pissy Perry from Diablo 2, and the scene in this stream where he puts the camera in the back seat and pretends to be a father.
The MMO raid group chatting during Alien Squad was incredible
I actually got dizzy from laughing at the mirror crash bit
@@frankomancer I was going to say the mmo joke from the Evolva stream too lol
@@frankomancer that's definitely a classic
A lot of the Super Mario Sunshine streams had golden moments such as the "leaked voice message" or the "big brother" joke
1:20:58 literally the best timing
3:06:07
brown note
Jerma constantly going back for the bed drove me mad.
The bed was needed for the world record.
How else would have he obtained the perfect Bed% run?
The mirror bit. I laughed so hard I think something in my body broke.
RIP beard guy
The part where he had nothing but a bar of gold when he needed a tire was pure kino
I love how his first actions when arriving at the gasstation are: Ripping off the car door, drinking gasoline then pissing into the bottle to drink the piss, finding oil and then proceeding to put that into the tank of his car.
4:50:10 is one of my favorite moments of the entire stream hahah
(Looks at trabant) "Should I take this cadillac?"
I will forgive him for being an American. 😔
He also didnt know to put oil in the gas.
Because you shouldn’t need to
I'm listening to this while driving and Jermas first screams nearly gave me a heart attack. I can only imagine driving with Jerma would be terrifying.
this is a top tier stream. highly recommend
I like that when Jerma finally found gas when he was about to run out, he proceeds to drink half of it, and then dump the other half in a diesel fueled car.
5:44:20 Jerma trying to pronounce wayneradiotv. Chat asked to raid him cause it was his birthday :]
edit: 5:47:28 Talking about wayneradiotv's birthday lol
1:41:22 worst noise 2020 contender
Edit: also 1:44:04 lmao
Is that those tubes with the balls in them
2:48:40 this is why I love Jerma ❤️
I discovered Jerma via this video in December. I was sick with the flu for about two weeks and would slip in and out of consciousness, and I probably played this over 50 times during that period lol. I don’t get a chance to see him live on Twitch very often, but I appreciate the time you all put in for these archives. I’ve watched a lot of them since then.
The father and son skit, crashing the car and the mirror fixation. The fantastic absurdity. Jesus, the amount of laughing.
Something from this stream will be in the jerma awards for sure.
The entire stream won :D
I can't believe this man just filled a diesel tank with half gasoline and engine oil
The part with the bus was like that one episode of the original Twilight Zone, where the main character’s city has been nuked, and all thats left is him, and his books, but then he drops and shatters his glasses, and is left shouting that it’s not fair
The part at around 3:40:00 or 3:50:00, when he was actually scrapping the good car to improve his car, even taking the wheels.
It was just one of those moments where you thought everything was going to be great.
The objective best Jerma bit is when he says “I thought this was an X game” when any X game has Y game elements, I don’t know why but it’s super funny
39:47 my favorite part
This stream was absolutely delightful to watch. It was a perfect game for Jerma. It reminded me of "my summer car" but it had less car assembly and a lot more gas available so he could just be himself.
I loved that he "fixed up" his beater car by putting different doors on that don't even line up with the body panels.
*be jerma
*throw three cans of oil into the distance
*one minute later
"I don't have any oil."
I love how quick and panicky his voice gets when something glitchy or scary happens in games, its hilarious
1:20:54 That single moment made a fucking hour of him talking about his wart and spending two in-game days at a single pitstop worth it. I'm fucking dying
Jerma’s reaction to the engine being in the back is priceless
Jerma's Brain: perfectly fine working car with a tank of diesel in the back seat and a spare tyre < shitty bike
I don't know why, but this is one of my favorite streams. Only Jerma can make a game like THIS be fucking hilarious.
Not true. Tomato did too
true im not gonna lie this should be a nomination for one of the best streams of 2020
This man has never heard of a rear engine car in his life.. amazing
tbf he probably didn't mean rear engine cars in general, but just rear engine cars like... that. Most people think of fancy-ass sports cars when thinking of rear engines.
or a motorized bike
No matter what happens, Jermas fans will always bait Him while He streams I love it
why are you capitalizing he and him like he's a fucking deity
He's not hard at all to bait lol
@@herbivorethecarnivore8447 He's the God of Warts. That much is obvious.
Jerma's ADHD playthrough made me so angry and frustrated that I just went and bought the game myself. Keep making great content Jerma!
Is it actually a good game or is it just a good "streamer game" like Goat Simulator? It looks fun enough when jerma plays.
@@mello998 it looks really incomplete
Just watched a man go on a disastrous road trip for 5 hours and I’ve never enjoyed myself more. What a world we live in
So sad jerma died from his game warts shortly after this stream. RIP Jeremiah. I hope this will raise more awareness about gamer warts.
2:03:51
Lenny to George in of mice and men
jesus christ only jerma would bring the car to the tire instead of bringing the tire to the car
Who even can say that he mastered the art of gaming to this degree of perfection that his body grew gaming warts? I thought it was only a myth, a legend but here he is showing that it actually can be achieved by the most skilled gamer gods. Truly breathtaking!