The Last Two Jews In Afghanistan

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  • Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
  • A video about the peculiar tale of the last two Jews in Afghanistan
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    The Last 2 Jews in Afghanistan Transcript:
    Today we are going to be talking about the last 2 jews in Afghanistan, now the reason why I even know about this topic is that the youtube algorithm had blessed me sometime in the last month and recommended me this video, I think it randomly hit the algorithm lottery as many of the other comments are from people also watching it in 2024. Anyway the video is about 2 jews one called yitshak levi and the other zabulon simantov and let me just show you the clip to introduce you to them are how funny they are. For context theres this Romanian journalist filming for his documentary cabal in Kabul and hes interviewing Yitzhak and you can just see how the conversation goes. I love how as soon as he is mentioned he immediately goes to cursing him no questions asked, its even funnier because they both live in separate wings of the same synagogue and they just argue all the time. Hahahhaah. Now I find this particularly funny because in my racial slurs video I had like 500 comments telling me goy isnt used as a slur but here we can see it pretty hilariously used. Triple goy lmao. I speak farsi and its honestly funnier in persian and I tried to put my own translation but it doesnt capture all of the meaning. So that’s our first introduction to both zabulon and yitzhak. Why they are both the last jews in Afghanistan is pretty complex but a simple explanation is that when the soviets invaded most of the jews left for occupied palestine and other countries. Zabulon stayed until 1990 when the Taliban tookover which is why he fled to occupied palestine but only to then return after 2 months, after returning he found yitshak moved into the synagogue and they immediately hated eachother and fought over who rightfully owned the land. I mean jews and fighting over land stop me if you have heard this one before. In 1998 yitshak wrote to the Taliban interior minister accusing zabulon of stealing jewish artifacts from the synagogue. Zabulon responded by saying that yitshak ran a brothel and sold alcohol both of which are punishable by death in afghanistan. Zabulon was even quoted as saying “ I don’t talk to him hes the devil” and that “a dog is better than him… I don’t have many complaints about the Taliban but I have a lot of complaints about him. Yitshak responded by calling him a thief and a liar. The Taliban fed up with their shenagians imprisoned them both but eventually had to release them because they were being too annoying, that’s got to be a first being so annoying that the Taliban just release you from jail because they couldn’t be bothered to deal with your bs. Zabulon claims that the torah from the synagogue was stolen by the Taliban and sold on the black market whilst they were both imprisoned but yitshak claims it was zabulon. Now if you couldn’t tell both yitshak and zabulon are what we call unreliable narrators. They both lie a lot. Zabulon claims he wants to reclaim the torah for the synagogue but he was purported to go around asking how much that the torah might be worth at an international auction you know as you do about things that you do not plan to sell. Theres also this B plot about zabulon with his wife which is that the reason why some speculate that he wont go back to occupied palestine is because his wife wants to divorce him which he doesn’t want., and because in jewish law only a man can offer the divorce to the wife she is just kinda in limbo and was in limbo for 2 decades. That was until 2021 when zabulon was evacuated due to the Taliban retaking control, and part of the deal to evacuate him was that he had to give his wife the divorce, which he did over zoom kinda proving that he didn’t want to get that divorce if it was that easy lol. Yitshaks wife also wanted a divorce, I sensing a theme here, which he blames on zabulon stating that “He has written to my wife telling her that I married another woman here, and that's why my wife is angry with me now” both zabulon and yitshak wives hate them but obviously its both the other persons fault. Another of Zabulons hilarious quotes about yitshak is “He lies, he's lying all the time. He transformed this synagogue into a brothel. He says that he wants to go to israel, but this is not true. Even if the Jews came here and tied his hands and feet and put him on an airplane, he would not go to israel. This dirty old man has not washed himself for six full months, I tell you, for six months.". Lmao this part just cracks me up he just had to add that last insult because why not lol. When one of the Taliban officials were asked by reporters about Zabulon and yitshak, “he could not hide his grin.” Quoted as saying “Yes, I remember them, they caused me a lot of problems,”. I feel like that’s somehow an understatement

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  • @TheeyeSFM
    @TheeyeSFM 2 месяца назад +630

    i like how 40% of the comments at the moment are talking about this single second at 4:08

    • @Neptuniumthefox-vn4pc
      @Neptuniumthefox-vn4pc 2 месяца назад +2

      cringe transgender flag

    • @bennygoodmanisgod
      @bennygoodmanisgod 2 месяца назад +4

      Well yeah. Because it’s a retarded thing to say. Figures…

    • @user-yh1nm1vy3i
      @user-yh1nm1vy3i 2 месяца назад +24

      He mentioned the p word 😱

    • @octapusxft
      @octapusxft 2 месяца назад +13

      It is a term that most of us are not familiar with, hence the bewilderment. Thanks to the replies I saw, I understood that this is similar to "Occupied Cyprus".

    • @friezler
      @friezler 2 месяца назад +112

      it really broke my mood, because the subject of the video is about how Jews were forced out of their country to the only place they could call home, their ancestral homeland just to be called by the occupier name, The Roman Empire changed the name from Judea to Syria Palestina, Syria was given to the Arabs, Jordan to the Arabs but the Jews ancestral homeland of Judea was split, and even that wasn't enough for the Arabs so they started many wars that they have lost

  • @amateurSkinhead
    @amateurSkinhead 2 месяца назад +2380

    Kicked out of a taliban prison for being annoying is like some beavis and butthead plot

    • @chickenzzila
      @chickenzzila 2 месяца назад +21

      something similar it has to be a B&B plot

    • @BlyatGaming17
      @BlyatGaming17 2 месяца назад +8

      Lmao true

    • @famtomerc
      @famtomerc 2 месяца назад +46

      this whole thing. this whole situation is something the brightest minds at Monty Python could not cook up

    • @sanneoi6323
      @sanneoi6323 2 месяца назад +1

      Real

    • @chickenzzila
      @chickenzzila 2 месяца назад +2

      @@famtomerc maybe Chaplin though

  • @josephgarfield3363
    @josephgarfield3363 2 месяца назад +750

    Forget Drake and Kendrick, this is REAL beefing.

    • @Svevsky
      @Svevsky 2 месяца назад +25

      drake and kendrick are also two jews bickering.

    • @bennygoodmanisgod
      @bennygoodmanisgod 2 месяца назад +23

      There’s a word for it in Hebrew. It’s called “kvetching” and these two old bags are masters of this ancient art.

  • @wilgefortisohlin568
    @wilgefortisohlin568 2 месяца назад +1237

    Damn. Afghanistan ain’t big enough for the both of them.
    Also, accusing a Jew of sorcery is some 12th-century shit lmao 😂 Classic slander

    • @Mei-wk5mt
      @Mei-wk5mt 2 месяца назад +134

      He literally did sorcery on camera bru

    • @derfret1365
      @derfret1365 2 месяца назад +53

      @@Mei-wk5mt He was probably born in the 12th century too

    • @atronachh
      @atronachh 2 месяца назад +19

      You must not know about the Oprah episode about modern jewish occultism

    • @jamesbackstar8285
      @jamesbackstar8285 2 месяца назад +4

      Lmao, bro brought it back to medieval times

    • @user-rl8hf8kt1r
      @user-rl8hf8kt1r 2 месяца назад

      Sorcery isn't real unfortunately​@@Mei-wk5mt

  • @user-cs2mx4lt3q
    @user-cs2mx4lt3q 2 месяца назад +822

    5:06 bruh imagine being so annoying that the taliban releases you from prison for being so annoying lmao 😂

    • @bloodleader5
      @bloodleader5 2 месяца назад +47

      109 countries

    • @Randomperson-yr3gp
      @Randomperson-yr3gp 2 месяца назад +3

      @@bloodleader5what

    • @JohnAnber
      @JohnAnber 2 месяца назад +12

      ​@@bloodleader5certified bruh moment

    • @slavsit7600
      @slavsit7600 2 месяца назад +2

      @@bloodleader5 nani

    • @richardhobbs7360
      @richardhobbs7360 2 месяца назад +13

      @@bloodleader5 All of which because they were different
      You wont ever find a decent reason for it, because there never was one, it was "ewww, they different, don't like 'em"

  • @gabrielamancio6286
    @gabrielamancio6286 2 месяца назад +517

    "I piss on your beard" is my new favourite cursing

    • @bennygoodmanisgod
      @bennygoodmanisgod 2 месяца назад

      I’m gonna tell my Israeli friends to start calling me “triple goy”. It makes me feel like a superhero. Like I’m a gentile triple threat

    • @oneman29
      @oneman29 2 месяца назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @PurpleChamelion-iy2xe
      @PurpleChamelion-iy2xe Месяц назад +3

      Amd your father's beard 😂😂

  • @armansadeghi4590
    @armansadeghi4590 2 месяца назад +526

    I didn’t know you spoke Persian. But as an Iranian, I can confirm the clip is hilariously hilarious.

    • @swyjix
      @swyjix 2 месяца назад +21

      He’s Iranian too, isn’t he?

    • @AG_333
      @AG_333 2 месяца назад +12

      @@swyjix I thought he was Indian

    • @vonelgamer3071
      @vonelgamer3071 2 месяца назад +50

      He said hes iranian

    • @lucy_002-ONI
      @lucy_002-ONI 2 месяца назад +10

      he is persian so ofc he speaks persian

    • @BronzetheGolden
      @BronzetheGolden 2 месяца назад +2

      Hes himself Irani

  • @highestqualitypigiron
    @highestqualitypigiron 2 месяца назад +767

    I love how people say the jewish people are collectively conspiring together against non jews. Meanwhile this is just a small scale example of how jewish sects act towards one another

    • @chimera9818
      @chimera9818 2 месяца назад +70

      Well the best way is we are family, and family arguing with each other non stop

    • @d0o0b-w1g
      @d0o0b-w1g 2 месяца назад +26

      but they don't kill each other.

    • @constantinethecataphract5949
      @constantinethecataphract5949 2 месяца назад +70

      Exception doesn't disprove the rule.

    • @Osama_Zyn_Laden
      @Osama_Zyn_Laden 2 месяца назад +39

      ​@constantinethecataphract5949 It doesn't cross their mind that it's a multiple family's fighting over control😂 Every single time there's a berg witz and Stein.

    • @user-pi3ck9hd2x
      @user-pi3ck9hd2x 2 месяца назад +38

      Bruh arguing is the jewish way, its in our bones. Even the talmud and gmarah is just a record of a bunch of people arguing. I love arguing.​@@constantinethecataphract5949

  • @leeknowe1598
    @leeknowe1598 2 месяца назад +59

    I watched the full documentary and I really felt bad for Isaac. He died lonely and hungry he asked that zabulon guy for bread but he ignored him untill the next day he went to check on him and found him dead. His son came to check on him in the documentary but when he found he was poor he just left. Also they filmed his dead corpse and face while being moved by the red cross to the Israeli embassy that man didn't experience peace and respect even after his death.

    • @liorgoldshtein2373
      @liorgoldshtein2373 Месяц назад +8

      this makes me want to cry as much hate as there is he at the end came to his "brother" for help with no one else to go to after he supposedly helped his father and mother but out of hate he just ignored him that goes against every moral value judaism teaches and against even the most basic human decency

    • @shirleymaemattthews4862
      @shirleymaemattthews4862 28 дней назад

      What's the red cross?

    • @Ye-lx3rz
      @Ye-lx3rz 27 дней назад +7

      @@liorgoldshtein2373let’s be real Zabulon and Isaac are both scammers and liars but I do kinda feel bad for Isaac just imagine sleeping in agonising pain just to never wake up

    • @liorgoldshtein2373
      @liorgoldshtein2373 27 дней назад +6

      @@Ye-lx3rz it doesn't change a thing scammers and liars or not in the end they are both human and this story is heart wrenching

    • @jordanandrew2786
      @jordanandrew2786 18 дней назад

      @@liorgoldshtein2373 Scammers are criminal scum that ought not receive pity.

  • @Laotzu.Goldbug
    @Laotzu.Goldbug 2 месяца назад +120

    > constant kvetching for almost for almost 30 years
    > accusing each other of stealing while simultaneously trying to sell the things that the other person supposedly stole
    > hiding from the wife since the 90's
    > getting kicked out of some place because they are too annoying
    Yup, this is it, the most Jewish thing ever

    • @cyberspek8996
      @cyberspek8996 2 месяца назад +4

      antisemitic eh?

    • @TS-jm7jm
      @TS-jm7jm 2 месяца назад

      ​@@cyberspek8996 it takes a real jew to be truly antisemitic, not something goys can understand

    • @captaincringe8785
      @captaincringe8785 2 месяца назад +19

      @@cyberspek8996victim mentality

    • @seamesterbooty5031
      @seamesterbooty5031 Месяц назад

      @@cyberspek8996 why would he hate Palestinians ?

    • @Darkest_matter
      @Darkest_matter 18 дней назад +4

      This just makes me think of eastern Europeans 😂😂

  • @hy_9_11
    @hy_9_11 2 месяца назад +480

    oh wow i sure hope this video won't get any negative comments about anyone's ethnicity and religion

    • @weaponizedbattletoaster
      @weaponizedbattletoaster 2 месяца назад +54

      Especially when he refuses to say Israel

    • @destroyer-cq2lm
      @destroyer-cq2lm 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@weaponizedbattletoasterHe does say Israel

    • @oltimos8888
      @oltimos8888 2 месяца назад +53

      ​​@@destroyer-cq2lm he does say occupied palestine and palestine... to not say israel

    • @oltimos8888
      @oltimos8888 2 месяца назад +1

      And not israel

    • @guythat779
      @guythat779 2 месяца назад +42

      ​@@weaponizedbattletoaster based

  • @literallyengland1456
    @literallyengland1456 2 месяца назад +130

    this sounds like a banging sitcom idea

  • @dksider9875
    @dksider9875 2 месяца назад +325

    Omg, I can't believe it but I'm 5 mins into him talking and only just realised he is speaking Farsi and I can understand him. Holy Christ these guys speak with such nasaly voices

    • @user-pi3ck9hd2x
      @user-pi3ck9hd2x 2 месяца назад +41

      Its that stereotypical jewish voice

    • @kiq4767
      @kiq4767 2 месяца назад

      ​@@user-pi3ck9hd2xlmao

    • @keithlarsen7557
      @keithlarsen7557 2 месяца назад +4

      It sounds almost French to me.

    • @sub7se7en
      @sub7se7en 2 месяца назад +8

      Holy Christ? This isnt the speech of a farsi speaker lol

    • @trajictempr8574
      @trajictempr8574 2 месяца назад

      ​@@sub7se7enfr

  • @blursedAI
    @blursedAI 2 месяца назад +170

    Jewish Beavis and Butthead

  • @thefreemann1443
    @thefreemann1443 2 месяца назад +231

    Every time you upload, my stick becomes stoic.

  • @Robert-xx8jx
    @Robert-xx8jx 2 месяца назад +75

    Arguing so much that the taliban gets tired of it is so kino

  • @rjawiygvozd
    @rjawiygvozd 2 месяца назад +95

    I remember listening to an episode of some podcast that was dedicated to jewish culture and language and they actually said that jews love insulting each other in a lot of different ways and the language has a lot of different insults for every occasion

    • @user-pi3ck9hd2x
      @user-pi3ck9hd2x 2 месяца назад +19

      In Hebrew we even borrow a lot of insults from other languages just to spice things up

    • @bulidrians2182
      @bulidrians2182 2 месяца назад

      @@user-pi3ck9hd2x you Israel languages too ?
      holy...may God protect us from you people

    • @bobdollaz3391
      @bobdollaz3391 2 месяца назад

      ​@@user-pi3ck9hd2xfilthy Shaegetz

    • @nalat1suket4nk0
      @nalat1suket4nk0 2 месяца назад +5

      They are speaking farsi
      This is not hebrew

    • @seamesterbooty5031
      @seamesterbooty5031 Месяц назад

      these guys are apeaking in farsi or rather the dari version and Im pretty sure when he says "goy" he is saying shit like " i piss in ur fathers beard you shit"

  • @amfnyc
    @amfnyc 2 месяца назад +607

    As a Jewish person who has learned much and seen much of these two, I can confirm that two Jews equals three opinions. So happy you made this one, really love the content, keep it up!

    • @StoicStick
      @StoicStick  2 месяца назад +62

      Thanks for the support 🫡

    • @pogobod2128
      @pogobod2128 2 месяца назад +15

      How tf do you get 1.5 amount of opinion

    • @amfnyc
      @amfnyc 2 месяца назад +76

      @@pogobod2128 through thousands of years of evolution, based around constant and never ending arguments.

    • @Jake_________
      @Jake_________ 2 месяца назад

      @@pogobod2128 think of musical chairs

    • @zm1786
      @zm1786 2 месяца назад +29

      @@pogobod2128 bro they made a multi mile long string around NYC in their everlasting argument with God

  • @HalfLifeOfHumanity
    @HalfLifeOfHumanity 2 месяца назад +21

    Now I can't stop imagining the Halo games saying "Triple Goy!" instead of "Triple Kill!"

  • @houseplant1016
    @houseplant1016 2 месяца назад +80

    I am sure, Zabilon was the first and only person who missed Yitsak probably lol

    • @burningphoneix
      @burningphoneix 2 месяца назад +53

      From what I've read, Zabilon still shit talks Yitzakh to this day.

    • @balkaba3927
      @balkaba3927 2 месяца назад +35

      @@burningphoneix never stop hatin

    • @Mag_ladroth
      @Mag_ladroth 2 месяца назад +18

      @@burningphoneix That's the sign they were best bros

    • @leeknowe1598
      @leeknowe1598 2 месяца назад +13

      They weren't best bros in the same documentary he was mocking him after his death. He actually admitted denying him help the night of his death.

    • @boygenius538_8
      @boygenius538_8 19 дней назад

      @@leeknowe1598wow

  • @prestonjones1653
    @prestonjones1653 2 месяца назад +154

    The first time I went to a synagogue, the rabbi fumbled a translation over what kind of tree was used to make the Ark of the Covenant.
    This derailed the Torah lesson as half the people in there began arguing over the translation from Hebrew to English for twenty minute. It was then that I knew I had found my people.

    • @FarberBob678
      @FarberBob678 2 месяца назад +9

      The Ark was made of acacia wood

    • @macaroon_nuggets8008
      @macaroon_nuggets8008 2 месяца назад

      ​@@FarberBob678wait they used that ugly carrot ass wood?

    • @charlethemagne5466
      @charlethemagne5466 2 месяца назад +11

      @@FarberBob678 It was clearly mahogany, they would have needed to travel in style

    • @deca0
      @deca0 2 месяца назад +18

      2 Jews 3 opinions

    • @user-us7el6ss2l
      @user-us7el6ss2l 2 месяца назад

      Oh god!

  • @BarBokhva
    @BarBokhva 2 месяца назад +22

    Their conversation in the beginning is definitely one of the most Jewish things I've seen in my life, as a Jew.

  • @ohio7876
    @ohio7876 2 месяца назад +20

    Not even Shakespeare himself could come up with this plot of craziness

    • @stunner9005
      @stunner9005 2 месяца назад +4

      This would literally be one of his plays if he were alive today.

  • @bagelcatlordthefirst8021
    @bagelcatlordthefirst8021 2 месяца назад +82

    You could do a whole video on the taliban you know they have got a sports car now

    • @thomas7365
      @thomas7365 2 месяца назад +7

      Bet it runs on Flintstones technology

    • @balkaba3927
      @balkaba3927 2 месяца назад +19

      @@thomas7365 do not disrepsect afghani machinery, they must have full manuals of ussr tank technology and a f-14 lying around there with secret sikh british wolfenstein shenanigens, all under uzbekistani supervision ofc (dýrð til Úsbekistan)

    • @zm1786
      @zm1786 2 месяца назад

      talibros are about to make a libertarian paradise where women dont have rights

    • @lonely_ocelot
      @lonely_ocelot 2 месяца назад

      ​@@thomas7365if by flintstone tech you mean toyota corolla engine, yes

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 2 месяца назад +4

      If I remember correctly though it runs on a toyota camry engine or something bc of supply chain issues

  • @thefleshyghost6327
    @thefleshyghost6327 2 месяца назад +134

  • @notablediscomfort
    @notablediscomfort 2 месяца назад +24

    This is some old school cartoon level shenanigans and I'm here for it.

  • @ishakrahuya
    @ishakrahuya 2 месяца назад +25

    They have a heavy dialect, especially Yitzak. Assumably his name was اسحاق لیفی since I cannot imagine an Afghan saying "Yitzak" for the life of me. It's hard to understand them.

    • @fahoodie1852
      @fahoodie1852 2 месяца назад +5

      Apparently “Yitzhak” is pronounced the exact same as إسحاق but modern Hebrew pronunciation butchers the letters

    • @Darkest_matter
      @Darkest_matter 18 дней назад

      ​@@fahoodie1852ishaq?

  • @user-cs2mx4lt3q
    @user-cs2mx4lt3q 2 месяца назад +84

    7:05 only six months? pfff rookie numbers

  • @user-vb3lf4lf2p
    @user-vb3lf4lf2p 2 месяца назад +11

    Mfs literally beefed their entire race out of the country

  • @Your_Marjay
    @Your_Marjay 2 месяца назад +11

    Bro flexed that he can speak farsi and expected us to not notice
    Love from persian❤

  • @isaiah107
    @isaiah107 2 месяца назад +44

    9:50 *Lawyers have advised me not to make this joke*

  • @FlowerPowerNZ
    @FlowerPowerNZ 11 дней назад +2

    I'm Jewish and I know this term "goy". It literally means "non Jewish person" and any slur-meaning depends on the context. In this case its clearly used in a hostile fashion.

  • @kiandayani4276
    @kiandayani4276 2 месяца назад +22

    i speak farsi and can confirm that clip was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 middle easterns are the funniest people ong hahaha

    • @quarkfighter4783
      @quarkfighter4783 2 месяца назад +3

      Afghanistan is not in the middle east

    • @Sniper_XPEHOB
      @Sniper_XPEHOB 2 месяца назад

      @@quarkfighter4783 These are jews speaking in farsi. Jews are middle eastern

    • @StillRose
      @StillRose 2 месяца назад

      *Central Asians

  • @Red4score
    @Red4score 2 месяца назад +22

    Threatening to R Kelly his beard is pretty crazy ntgl

  • @HumbleVarietyShow
    @HumbleVarietyShow 2 месяца назад +31

    algorithm legendary video pull

  • @famailiaanima
    @famailiaanima 2 месяца назад +11

    Zabulon is a name that kinda goes hard tbh

  • @user-pi3ck9hd2x
    @user-pi3ck9hd2x 2 месяца назад +27

    You mean the BEST two jews in Afghanistan

    • @user-pi3ck9hd2x
      @user-pi3ck9hd2x 2 месяца назад +16

      @ricardo-2022 are you from an alternate universe where the arabs won in 1948?

    • @kaspervletter290
      @kaspervletter290 2 месяца назад

      @ricardo-2022nigga what

    • @SealandIsBestCountry
      @SealandIsBestCountry 2 месяца назад

      Some either left to Israel some got killed and some converted

    • @user-pi3ck9hd2x
      @user-pi3ck9hd2x 2 месяца назад +1

      @@SealandIsBestCountry ok? doesnt really have anything to do with my comment

    • @SealandIsBestCountry
      @SealandIsBestCountry 2 месяца назад

      @@user-pi3ck9hd2x There might have been better but that happened

  • @danielk9906
    @danielk9906 2 месяца назад +11

    I thought this was gonna be some sad tale about them getting tortured and killed... Didnt expect this funny and in a way wholesome story about them.
    Also shoutout to Jhizzen(?) He just whent "imma do 400, and youre gonna be happy" jedi mind trick

    • @esamsenpaiak74ss
      @esamsenpaiak74ss 2 месяца назад

      Why in the actual fuck you think jews will be tortured for no reason?

  • @dreamersdisease2481
    @dreamersdisease2481 2 дня назад +1

    You start off thinking Zabulon is the enemy but realize it was Isaac all along

  • @the7screw
    @the7screw 2 месяца назад +20

    I'd say a jew calling a non-jew a goy is not an insult but a jew calling another jew is.
    Kinda like calling someone a baby, it's not an insult unless the person is explicitly not a baby.

    • @leeknowe1598
      @leeknowe1598 2 месяца назад

      Same for Muslims a Muslim calling a jew a jew isn't an insult but a Muslim calling another Muslim a jew is an insult. You guys are trying so hard to cope lol.

    • @MaximAncientDeity
      @MaximAncientDeity Месяц назад

      Kinda,goyim is still a dispregiative term

    • @the7screw
      @the7screw Месяц назад

      @@MaximAncientDeity I think it's lower then infidel but higher than just saying non-jew on the derogatory scale if you ask me. It's kinda like an old person using the N word, like some don't really mean it as a slur, that's just how they call black people. Or homosexuals calling each other f**, it's a culture-tradition thing that's less popular in today's environment.

    • @josevictorribeirolisboa7576
      @josevictorribeirolisboa7576 Месяц назад

      ​@@MaximAncientDeityIts more of an catch all insult. Like calling someone the r word.

    • @Fatblue246
      @Fatblue246 28 дней назад +3

      i mean the idea you’d liken the majority of humanity to a caste you don’t want to be is in and of itself offensive lol. “we don’t mean offense by this word but we would NEVER want to be it!” like that logic doesn’t track dude lol.

  • @catsandwich1406
    @catsandwich1406 2 месяца назад +10

    I wanna enmphisise this was 16 years ago, that the video got uploaded

  • @user-he1bd9sm3b
    @user-he1bd9sm3b 2 месяца назад +14

    W channel, W person, W vid

  • @Dmik20
    @Dmik20 18 дней назад +1

    Can you imagine how annoyed Hitler must've been?

  • @schlieffenman957
    @schlieffenman957 2 месяца назад +63

    I find it funny that even the Taliban can't deal with these two.
    On a more serious note though, it's sad we've lost so much Mizrahi Jewish culture in the Middle East as they've all been forced to flee due to anti-Semitism. There used to be thriving Jewish populations, especially in places like Egypt, Yemen, and Syria, and now there are very few, if any Jews left in those countries. Not a few thousand, no, there are mere single-digit numbers of Jews left across the Muslim world. Jews and Muslims (and Christians too) used to live together relatively peacefully. They Jew have all been forced out in this past century. The only Middle Eastern country with a significant Jewish population other than Israel is Iran, and those countries' governments hate each other. So much culture has been lost, and the displaced Mizrahim will probably never get to return. But hey, this is normal for us Jews, what can we do but stick together? smh

    • @OzanImLaden
      @OzanImLaden 2 месяца назад +24

      Sorry if im wrong, but didnt many mizhrael jews leave their respektable countrys to live in Israel, without beeing forced to.
      As far as i know, "mostly" lived without antisemitsm.

    • @acoustichitman4544
      @acoustichitman4544 2 месяца назад +38

      huh, i wonder why they received so much hate

    • @OzanImLaden
      @OzanImLaden 2 месяца назад +12

      @@acoustichitman4544 distinguish zionism and judaism.

    • @realseif4759
      @realseif4759 2 месяца назад +1

      Weird that we allowed jews to live in our countries with no problem, but after they formed their fascist state in Palestine, they immediately started the Nakba.

    • @modder853
      @modder853 2 месяца назад +2

      @@OzanImLaden Still very similar

  • @clacix
    @clacix 2 месяца назад +6

  • @nafanarefour4564
    @nafanarefour4564 2 месяца назад +75

    Could you please be more clear on what you mean by 'Occupied Palestine?' I'd doubt that Zablon and Yitzhak would have moved to the West Bank and/or the Gaza strip.

    • @lucy_002-ONI
      @lucy_002-ONI 2 месяца назад +76

      "occupied palestine" is muslim for israel

    • @jamesygamesy5124
      @jamesygamesy5124 2 месяца назад

      hes an iranian muslims he doesnt believe in israel

    • @Sparky610
      @Sparky610 2 месяца назад +63

      the mindset of "if I say israel doesn't exist it will vanish" or something

    • @Randomperson-yr3gp
      @Randomperson-yr3gp 2 месяца назад

      @@Sparky610true, Muslims kinda need to get over the fact that Israel exist it does not effect them so badly that you feel the need to fight for 50 plus years

    • @valtontony826
      @valtontony826 2 месяца назад +41

      occupied Palestine is the rightful name for israel

  • @YehudiNimol
    @YehudiNimol 2 дня назад

    I feel like the reason they stayed in Afghanistan, an overwhelmingy hostile nation, in the first place instead of immigrating to Israel is because they had some actual demons they didn't want to fight

  • @Jacket_50_Blessings
    @Jacket_50_Blessings 2 месяца назад +9

    When I saw this video, I immediately thought of that Halo Reach meme. "Objective: Survive."

  • @deviant7100
    @deviant7100 2 месяца назад +14

    In Farsi the conversation is so funny xdddddddd

  • @user-cs2mx4lt3q
    @user-cs2mx4lt3q 2 месяца назад +12

    thank you for explaining this video to me i didn't understand it

  • @ParsnipGod
    @ParsnipGod 2 дня назад

    They claim to hate each other but the moment one died the other moved away… sad but poetic

  • @Yilkanzhi_Nooristani
    @Yilkanzhi_Nooristani 2 месяца назад +5

    These weren't the last Jews
    There was another Jewish family that fled one month after them in October of 2021.

    • @Fatblue246
      @Fatblue246 28 дней назад

      they weren’t practicing though, just ethnically jewish. These were the last two culturally and religiously jewish individuals. All the children who made aliyah in 2021 were raised muslim, their mother had married a muslim man, and hadn’t really been practicing for many decades. She wasn’t hiding that she was jewish, more so she assimilated to overall Afghan society at the time back in the day, as Afghanistan used to be a communist state and religious observance was frowned upon in the cities.

  • @gagebreaux9840
    @gagebreaux9840 2 месяца назад +6

    Gotta love these weekly uploads bruh

  • @Abdul-Baseer
    @Abdul-Baseer Месяц назад +17

    As a Muslim, i got to respect you when you used the term Occupied falesteen and not 1$r@3l .

    • @IciECei
      @IciECei Месяц назад

      FR

    • @Dualbattle2062
      @Dualbattle2062 Месяц назад +12

      Saying Israel doesn’t exist doesnt make it disappear

    • @boygenius538_8
      @boygenius538_8 19 дней назад +6

      ⁠​⁠@@Dualbattle2062Israel exists defacto, not dejure. That difference matters and we will never recognize its legitimacy in perpetuity. Filasteen will eventually return to its rightful rulers.

    • @jordanandrew2786
      @jordanandrew2786 18 дней назад +2

      @@boygenius538_8 That being the Christians. Make the kingdom of Jerusalem great again.

    • @ijunkie
      @ijunkie 17 дней назад

      @@boygenius538_8 Jews are native to Israel. We worshipped the one true god in our temple in Jerusalem when Arabs were bowing to idols in the sand. Israel is ours and we're not going anywhere.

  • @Chill6063
    @Chill6063 2 месяца назад +6

    I bet once one of the 2 dies the other will be devastated. Its like a Yusuke and Kuwabara dynamic.

  • @jakubolszewski8284
    @jakubolszewski8284 2 месяца назад +7

    I love listening to this, especially cause I am lerning Persian and this shows me in really funny way casual way of speaking hahae.

    • @someonerandom704
      @someonerandom704 2 месяца назад +1

      grammar textbooks: "mikonid mikonam karde-am"
      this:

  • @windy1267
    @windy1267 2 месяца назад +10

    The kvetching in the comment section is great

  • @MetatronsRevenge613
    @MetatronsRevenge613 2 месяца назад +7

    I wonder how this couple is doing in Israel now. I mean Zebulon and his wife

  • @FilAnd01
    @FilAnd01 2 месяца назад +72

    Did they go to Israel or occupied Palestine? There is a difference. Occupied Palestine = most of the West Bank and the part of Gaza which is occupied. Israel is a de jure country and is not a part of Palestine which is under military occupation, contrary to what some like to say. Parts of the West Bank are de jure Palestinian but under Israeli military occupation. Maybe you really did mean they joined a settlement in the West Bank, but I feel like that isn’t what you were trying to imply… I mean I hate Russia but I would never go so far as to say Russia doesn’t have a right to exist and is just “occupied tataria” and imply it’s a false state but hey I guess I’m just nit based like that

    • @Atabanza
      @Atabanza 2 месяца назад +18

      Most based opinion on Israel Palestine:

    • @Moist_Turkey
      @Moist_Turkey 2 месяца назад

      I really hope when you say you hate Russia. You mean you hate the Russian government? Not the people where I live russophobia is a really big issue and it seems really bad all over the internet with people hating Russians just for existing even though it's their government whose. In the wrong, not the people.

    • @endle55fun4teen5
      @endle55fun4teen5 2 месяца назад

      There's no such thing as a de jure country. Also, you know what he's saying, so stop being a smart alec. It just makes you look stupid.

    • @adonissherlock
      @adonissherlock 2 месяца назад +1

      Okay Moshe

    • @omarking4234
      @omarking4234 2 месяца назад +2

      Most of the west bank? Dude. It's all of the west bank, all of it is palestinian land.

  • @daveirwin6903
    @daveirwin6903 2 месяца назад +6

    They’re like two NPC’s from Bethesda’s “Oblivion”

  • @cgaarden491
    @cgaarden491 2 месяца назад +9

    Wow I can’t believe my favorite stick figure just pretended that mongolias claims on most of Asia don’t exist smh unsubbed I thought this was a politics free channel

    • @bulidrians2182
      @bulidrians2182 2 месяца назад

      The sarcasm and little jabs at a certain community.👃
      😆

  • @purify3000
    @purify3000 2 месяца назад +4

    Haha I too got this video on my recommended and this added context adds so much to the comedy of it 😂

  • @YehudiNimol
    @YehudiNimol 2 дня назад +2

    Did you just call Israel "occupied palestine"? Talking about biased. Also, very nice to see my explanation in your video as you scroll right past it.

  • @ripfluffyman9972
    @ripfluffyman9972 Месяц назад +1

    Idk y but the fact that these two can endure taliban occupation and such a terrible regime by focusing on their hatred for one another gives me hope for humanity

  • @iloveamerica1776
    @iloveamerica1776 2 месяца назад +62

    No views in 55 seconds, Stoic Stick really fell off

    • @GayFurryFromKONR
      @GayFurryFromKONR 2 месяца назад +1

      Wow, so funny, never seen comment like that, i bet you feel real smart and original

    • @WlliamGuild
      @WlliamGuild 2 месяца назад +6

      You’re not funny

    • @Impasta_Tronic78
      @Impasta_Tronic78 2 месяца назад +2

      Fish

    • @ilayohana3150
      @ilayohana3150 2 месяца назад +1

      @@WlliamGuild really not funny

    • @ilayohana3150
      @ilayohana3150 2 месяца назад

      @Handabanda11 after stoic man and his obvious hatred of jews yeah

  • @viljamtheninja
    @viljamtheninja 2 месяца назад +2

    Bro, these guys were meant for each other

  • @danihussain3651
    @danihussain3651 2 месяца назад +2

    these people need a tv show "the last two jews in afghanistan"

  • @matina4552
    @matina4552 2 месяца назад +2

    These two are the real-life representation of Roald Dahl's "The Twits".

  • @krealyesitisbeta5642
    @krealyesitisbeta5642 2 месяца назад +17

    R.I.P. Yitzak, you were a funny little guy

    • @krealyesitisbeta5642
      @krealyesitisbeta5642 2 месяца назад +2

      @ricardo-2022 He should only go where the other guy goes

    • @cyberspek8996
      @cyberspek8996 2 месяца назад +4

      @ricardo-2022 i hope you go there too

  • @thenekom
    @thenekom 2 месяца назад +3

    If I had a nickel for every time soneone cursed me and threatened to piss on my beard I'd be a very wealthy man.

  • @Lando-kx6so
    @Lando-kx6so Месяц назад +1

    They're not there anymore. Afghanistan is completely jewless

  • @dingbaaat5569
    @dingbaaat5569 2 месяца назад +7

    actual monty python characters

  • @LucasImpulse
    @LucasImpulse 2 месяца назад +6

    i love their banter and the moment i saw this video hoorah

  • @Thefifthoverlord
    @Thefifthoverlord 2 месяца назад +15

    As an Iranian
    Seeing persian speaking RUclipsrs warms my heart❤

  • @rocombole4847
    @rocombole4847 2 месяца назад +2

    this is pure gold

  • @christophe9602
    @christophe9602 2 месяца назад +3

    All my biases confirmed once again.

  • @william_swordsmith2612
    @william_swordsmith2612 2 месяца назад +6

    0 views in -1 seconds, bro fell off 💀

  • @FarhanSarvari24
    @FarhanSarvari24 Месяц назад +1

    As an Afghan who can understand this, their conversation is way funnier than those subtitles

  • @critical_crunch
    @critical_crunch 2 месяца назад +2

    I remember getting that same vid recommended to me a few months ago. Such a random vid to recommend lmao

  • @emanuelursan8047
    @emanuelursan8047 2 месяца назад +10

    Dan Alexe is a great journalist

    • @StoicStick
      @StoicStick  2 месяца назад +5

      True, his website has some gems too

  • @A_Gelman
    @A_Gelman Месяц назад +6

    4:08 Palestine never existed

    • @adam74bes35
      @adam74bes35 Месяц назад +5

      napoleon never existed

    • @SKFEX
      @SKFEX Месяц назад +1

      he only said that so he dont get cancelled or mass-reported by these punks.

    • @SKFEX
      @SKFEX Месяц назад

      @@adam74bes35 If napoleon never existed french monarch would still exist

    • @adam74bes35
      @adam74bes35 Месяц назад

      @@SKFEX sure

    • @adam74bes35
      @adam74bes35 Месяц назад

      @@SKFEX so?

  • @ThePoisonedReaper
    @ThePoisonedReaper Месяц назад +2

    WTH why is everyone ignorant to theology and spiritual work????? Like sorcery or not he is selling something that can literally help her. If it worked we may never know but that doesn't discredit the craft. It is like saying omg preachers are scammers. People don't know how to distinguish between religious scams and religion 😭

    • @SKFEX
      @SKFEX Месяц назад

      they are just ignorants.

  • @superbalaur1297
    @superbalaur1297 Месяц назад +1

    Zabulon was right!
    Isaac was a scoundrel who was cheating people with his fake magic tricks!😂😂😂

  • @Yolk421
    @Yolk421 Месяц назад +8

    Let me fix for you; they were evacuated to Israel 🇮🇱! Israel will always be there no matter how much hate they get. And the Jews will always be here no matter how many people want to end them. God has truly blessed them! 🙏🏻

    • @zuhasbekillin3461
      @zuhasbekillin3461 23 дня назад +1

      They will get kicked out of palestine and it will be the 110th time they get kicked out i feel bad for the next country they go probally Argentina or Ukraine

    • @Yolk421
      @Yolk421 23 дня назад +1

      @@zuhasbekillin3461 The Jews will be fine! As you know hamas leader was killed. God will always bless Israel.

    • @YehudiNimol
      @YehudiNimol 2 дня назад

      ​@@zuhasbekillin3461can't be kicked out of a place that doesn't exist

  • @ruairidhlloyd282
    @ruairidhlloyd282 2 месяца назад +16

    Good video, however I find it a bit odd that you refuse to say 'emmigrated to Israel' instead referring to Isreal as "occupied Palestine". Refusing to recognise Isreals existence as a home for Jews whilst also discussing the fate of the last Jews of Afghanistan as their people are exhisgushied with Afghanistan now being literally Judenfrei. Are you happy that there are no Jews left in Afghanistan? Would you prefer that there were no Jews in Palestine too? Is that why you refuse to acknowledge Isreals existence, except when you read it in a quote.

    • @PoserDisposer161
      @PoserDisposer161 2 месяца назад +16

      Being anti zionist isn't being anti semetic

    • @2460-1
      @2460-1 2 месяца назад +9

      Ziobot

    • @PSN001
      @PSN001 2 месяца назад +9

      ziobot seething

    • @deton563
      @deton563 2 месяца назад +4

      it's just a fucking word bro chill out

    • @JoinersEJDMohai
      @JoinersEJDMohai 2 месяца назад +2

      @@PoserDisposer161 Yes it is, stop excusing anti-Semitism.

  • @El_Presidente_5337
    @El_Presidente_5337 2 месяца назад +1

    That video got me recommended a day before RUclips recommended me this video.

  • @Ичавок
    @Ичавок Месяц назад +1

    Yitzak. Beloved by the community, missed by many, loved by all, RIP yitzak favorite jew!

  • @paradox3875
    @paradox3875 2 месяца назад +6

    no shot, had that video too

  • @Azizullah95th
    @Azizullah95th 2 месяца назад +6

    Wow I can't believe you made a video about some Jews in my country.😂

  • @romero522
    @romero522 2 месяца назад +1

    as everything, people can use any word as a curse. and it includes "goy". it doesn't mean it is a curse word...

  • @shinningarmor7094
    @shinningarmor7094 2 дня назад

    Broo zablun got the most wizard name he can't be snitching on ma man yitzak

  • @itsmeee-ey8xv
    @itsmeee-ey8xv 2 месяца назад +8

    171 views in 5 minutes he didn’t fall of

  • @NateLevin
    @NateLevin 2 месяца назад +9

    The “Jews fighting over land” joke is really out of place. I know it might be hard to believe because it doesn’t confirm your biases, but not all Jewish people want conflict.
    It comes off very poorly. I don’t care what you want to call *that region in the middle east*, it’s not ok to make jokes based on antisemitic tropes that have plagued an ethnic minority.

    • @Nirvapit
      @Nirvapit 2 месяца назад +3

      exactly.

    • @haha__hihi
      @haha__hihi Месяц назад

      Don't worry, it's not antisemitic, just "antizionist", and all the cool kids are antiozionists nowdays ;)
      See? it's okay.
      Now move along, he didn't post this video to discuss the jews, just to laugh at them, so don't be disrespectful towards him :(

  • @Willie5000
    @Willie5000 2 месяца назад +2

    This whole thing feels like something Larry David would come up with.

  • @blaineburns4325
    @blaineburns4325 Месяц назад +1

    the last 2 jews, and they still can't stop bickering

  • @heandog6481
    @heandog6481 2 месяца назад +20

    I don’t usually comment, but there’s a couple of things I want to comment on:
    1. I read the description and noticed that you said that you still believe that goy is a racial slur because of the way the Jews use it in this video. As a Jew, I have never once heard it used as a slur, rather a way of labeling someone who isn’t Jewish. These guys seem to be jokesters and a little off their rockers as they’re older, and may have used it that way, but that doesn’t mean that “goy” is a racial slur.
    2. Why call Israel, “occupied Palestine”? I understand if that is your opinions, however, it makes it very confusing. I would also like to note that you CLEARLY let your biases against Jews and for Muslims affect how you report/react to this video and to these Jews lives. Allowing your political opinions to affect your videos is childish and turns many people away from enjoying them. I’d appreciate if you refrained from implementing your political beliefs so I can enjoy your content Mr stoic stick.

    • @cyberaeronaut6438
      @cyberaeronaut6438 2 месяца назад +4

      I mean calling it “israel” is also political too. Its not a big deal.

    • @heandog6481
      @heandog6481 2 месяца назад +15

      @@cyberaeronaut6438 the country is FACTUALLY the country Israel. It would not be a political statement to refer to it as such.

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 2 месяца назад +3

      Muslims are obligated to ignore reality for ideology, or else Allah will personally come down and slap them.

    • @samielkhosht1086
      @samielkhosht1086 2 месяца назад +2

      It wouldn't be political to say Nazi Germany is bad right? So why would it be Political to say that Israel which is a country built on War crimes is bad?

    • @heandog6481
      @heandog6481 2 месяца назад +2

      @@samielkhosht1086 lol yes it would, that’s just not controversial

  • @menotme8085
    @menotme8085 2 месяца назад +17

    Inshallah they will be well

  • @Oboar
    @Oboar 2 месяца назад +1

    These two sound like they would be characters in some type of old story book lol

  • @markkotarski4659
    @markkotarski4659 Месяц назад +1

    I also got the video out of nowhere. Probably 3-4 months ago.

  • @oribt1
    @oribt1 2 месяца назад +20

    Occupied Palestine? It is Israel. You can say what you want, but there is a country called Israel there.

    • @adamdodda3275
      @adamdodda3275 2 месяца назад +13

      cry

    • @oribt1
      @oribt1 2 месяца назад +5

      @@adamdodda3275 The Arabs at gaza are the ones crying right now lol

    • @user-qq3uy8mw3j
      @user-qq3uy8mw3j 2 месяца назад +6

      he is muslim the truth is hard for him

    • @someboi4535
      @someboi4535 2 месяца назад +2

      Cry harder Israel is an illegitimate state

    • @oltimos8888
      @oltimos8888 2 месяца назад +8

      @@adamdodda3275 you are the only one that is crying dude