Steven Seagal is out of his mind. He directed this pile | So Bad It's Good
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Dave returns just in time to watch Steven Seagal's lone directorial abortion, On Deadly Ground. It's as masturbatory and embarrassing as expected. We had Off Cam Pam with us to give some insights into his hilarious attempts at being Native American. Seagal never ceases to amaze me.
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Seagal was going to make a movie about Genghis khan where he was going to play the Mongolia warlord unfortunately that movie was never made it would have been epic otherwise
That cereal is nasty, not sure how anyone can enjoy it.
Yes, the concussive blast from an explosion can put out a fire.
will this increase my spirit of the man bear?
Michael Caine is legendary for taking pretty much any role for a Paycheck. Which is why my favorite quote from him was his answer to the question, "Have you ever seen Jaws: The Revenge?" He replied, "No, I have not. However, I have seen the house I bought with the money I was paid for that movie, and it's very nice."
thats one of my fav things about caine lol. that quote and he admits he just does movies sometimes for money, he doesn't try to hide it at all and i respect that. he deserves that nice house from jaws the revenge lol.
Hey, he was a war hero.
In my book, he's entitled to not take everything too seriously. Good for him!
Same with Danny Trejo, that man does not turn down work.
“ I look at the first page of the script and then the last page. If the character I play is on both pages, I do the bloody picture”.
@@jccarbone6361
Ya, why shouldn't he? It doesn't harm his career. Everyone still knows he's a terrific actor. Power to him! 👏
"Only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace".
-Seagal after drop kicking a dude through a window
Ultron had the same opinion.
Y.K Kim
It takes violence to eliminate violence; ergo, we've got to fight evil with its own weapons.
😅😂😂
Geniu writing, am I right? 🤣😅
I’m Native American and in the 90s I thought Steven seagal was a bad ass because of this movie. Then the rumour came out that he was part Native American and it made this movie more bad ass. Looking back it now…. Ouff. Love that you guys finally made this video, been watching yous for a good year now, pretty much watched all of your early vids too, need more chuck Norris films, keep up the awesome work guys ok love you
Take pride in your heritage. 👍👍👍
thats why hes so hated, he did all this to trick people into thinking hes cool and "one of them" so they would give him attention and money. it sadly worked for awhile, im just glad it stopped lol. i dont think anyone but steven knows what nationality he really is.
I really hope that English becomes the next culture he tries to claim. Hearing him try to pull off an RP accent would grant a hundred angels their wings.
Steven cast a Chinese actress to play Alaskan native.😂
That topless fantasy lady in vision quest doesn't look native.😅
😂 This reminds me of when Johnny Depp claimed to have a Cherokee Great-Grandma, back in 2011 while working on The Lone Ranger movie, where he played "Tonto" the native sidekick; 🙄
all for the sake of the native kids in the reservations, whom he wanted to "inspire". 🙄
You know, reawaken the warrior in them.
Spoiler>/spoiler>
"I wanted to maybe give some hope to the kids on the reservations. They're living without running water, and seeing problems with drugs and booze. But I wanted to be able to show these kids ''Fuck that, You're still warriors, man!''
🙄🙄 Spoken like a nice white savior, Johnny
Spoiler>/spoiler>
That is exactly it. The explosion takes away the oxygen from a fire, smothers the flames and the shockwave pushes the oil away from the fire, so it doesn't catch again. Using explosions to put out the fire is actually how they do that. I'm pretty sure you need more protection than what Seagal was wearing though and I'm not sure where he placed the barrel of explosives would work that well.
John Wayne did a far far better job in 'The Hellfighters'-
"You wanna put out an oil fire, sir? You set off a bigger explosion right next to it. Sucks away the oxygen, snuffs the flame."
-Captain Price, Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2
It is so weird seeing a Seagal movie with actual actors in it.
It's almost a real movie.
Joan Chen is a hottie.
Reminds me of a time when he made movies that actually went to theaters and were somewhat watchable as well.
@@alucard624 what are these things you speak of? “The eaters”? Is that something from the before times? Before the corona?
Let me guess, Michael Caine did this because he wanted a trip to Alaska.
This is the film that tanked Seagal's career. He was riding high off the back of Under Siege (still a great film, largely because of everyone else in it), and would only do a sequel to that if he could direct a movie himself. On Deadly Ground was that film, and it ultimately tanked... as did Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (which is genuinely So Bad It's Good - hope you do it at some point, he wears a girdle and everything). Afterwards that double-bill of failure he was basically relegated to the Direct-to-DVD slump he's been stuck in ever since.
It's funny how Sifu went from an enviromentalist to a supporter of russian dictators.
I think that's a narrow view to say THIS is the movie that takes his career. Safe to say it would have tanked anyway
Please. There is no such thing as a good (much less "great") action movie. Especially anything this piece of sh*t had anything to do with. The Seagal of Under Siege is the Sensei Seagull who is now Putin's special envoy. Morons swinging their dicks around at lesser humans is not a recipe for a great movie. Stallone, Van Damme, Norris...all of them suck and always have. The only movie where a "martial artist" fights for justice that was ever any good was Billy Jack, and even then it was only because he was a modest, reluctant anti-hero who was defending the innocent from good ol' boys and dick-swingers. The entire genre is a rancid, narcissistic bowel movement.
@@philiphied It actually did fairly well at first, opening at number one. That's why I said it ULTIMATELY tanked, because once people realised how bad it was, it didn't stay at number one for long.
I disagree about Under Siege 2.. ok, it ain't as good as the first...but it's a decent action movie to pass the time
Michael Caine is one of those actors who always give good performances, even if the movie itself is utter schlock.
It’s impossible for him to give a bad performance.
At a certain point in his career, Caine decided that he’d be in anything that paid enough, but that doesn’t seem to have hurt his professionalism…
Christopher Walken also comes to mind.
@Surferdude Tje Do what? Look idiotic?
Jaws the revenge bought his mum a house
Segal single handedly set climate activism back by around 400 years with this movie
good! .. activism based on a hoax anyway... not a single climate predictions ever came true..
you only know anything about climate control because you've been told what to think about it by the mainstream media because you are a typical brainless mainstream media fed sheeple
“Well, I’d normally be on board with saving the ice caps, but if the world ends so does Seagal…”
That's a good thing. Climate activists are worst than climate change.
Steven Seagal is for movies what Tiger King is for Animal Rights
And like the tigers that were put down in Tiger King, so were the supporting actors of On Deadly Ground. The only difference for the actors was that it was requested. Steven stem-severing seasick seagull Seagal should be locked up for attempted murder of film.
Carol FUKEN Baskin
This coming at the tail end of what Michael Caine himself called his "take any role that offered a good paycheck" period. Which he said winning a Golden Globe five years later "so I made a lot of crap. But I made a lot of money so I can afford to be picky." And the year after that, he wins a second Oscar so pretty sure he felt worth it.
He's made two appearances on SBIG now. Hoping for more.
So how do you explain his appearance in the Vin Diesel flick The Last Witch Hunter
@@albundy774 Maybe he just wanted to work with Vin Diesel. Same with Helen Mirren in Fast 8 and 9.
Caine made more than his fair share of schlock. The Swarm is definitely one of those films.
@@albundy774 he was coerced.
This might've been the movie I started noticing Seagal have an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age.
Self-confidence is the essence of a man; 😂😂 It takes confidence for a white saviour to believe he carries as many racial genes as he claims.
With Dave explaining the story beats to Jason, I've come to the conclusion that Dave can see Seagal movie plots like Neo does the Matrix
Why is all the code brown?
When I saw your user name It made me think of Picard and Warf in the holodeck playing characters in this movie for fun and talking about how terrible the message is to people who watch it and deleting it off the enterprise. Id pay good money to see that lol.
Make it so.
This movie is a masterpiece compared to some of his other "offerings".
Sinkers and floaters.
It's a guilty pleasure of mine. I like it mainly because the cast and action that's it lol
I'm legally blind, but can't I be deaf too? That way I won't have to hear or see Steven Seagull
Yepp, this one is ok. No problem. Instant buy on iTunes, if there was subtitles on it.
@@JasonBrant lol
Great video guys And fun fact director Steven Seagal filmed almost 40 minutes of footage for the environmental message at the end of this movie, and planned to use it all in the final cut. After pressure from Warner Brothers and a disastrous preview screening, where audience members booed, laughed, and made obscene gestures for the entire sequence, Seagal cut the final scene down to about seven minutes.
Steven Seagal has his opinion here but he has no idea about this problem and how big it really is.
The fact is the technologies he was talking about can only serve this world if we have to format the world for them in 10 or 20 years.
I think most of us know we have to solve this but nobody has a solution for a nightmare problem like this.
I can't bear the idea of Seagal pulling an Author Filibuster.
40 mins? Is that real?
@@JasonBrant yep according to the IMDb trivial page
@wespozo oh, ayuh, it's for real.
This is the movie that caused people to stop going to Seagal movies.
"Of course I ride good, I'm a native American!"- Joan Chen, Chinese Actress
To be fair, there are ancient connections between ancient China and the Inuit people.
Still though a minimal effort was put into the casting of the shaman and tribesmen extras.
The film starts and Lola begins chewing her foot off so she doesn't have to watch. I feel ya girl 🤣
That's a smart move.
Best thing that came out of this movie was the South Park parody of Randy in Native American gear doing a variation of Seagal's speech from the end. I laughed so damn hard at that part.
Sad part is that this and even Fire Down Below are still better than the direct to DVD garbage his career would be relegated to later on.
This had a big budget, which makes it all the more hilarious to me.
@@JasonBrant
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Erin-Wendy
Bryon-Kyle
Dave-Cartman
Off Cam Pam - Kenny (Hard to understand her sometimes but she always makes everybody laugh 😂).
After Cali ganja this channel is the real South Park 😂
We must give the internet the RESPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it deserves!
We must only look at internet prON once or twice a day... tops.
i remember that so well 😆. one of the good south park episodes before everything became topical and forgot how to be funny.
@@TyroneDewayne Off-cam Pam being Kenny is Brilliant
@@starsiegeplayer 😂😂😂😂😂
I'll never forget laughing my ass off at Michael Caine's OTT villain back in the day. That said, at least he emotes, as compared to Sensai Penguin's walking piece of wood.
I often enjoy manic villains in movies but there's just a lot that doesn't work about Michael Caine in this role. not his fault, just weird casting. it adds to how hilariously bad this movie is. this movie truly is a masterpiece of disastrous trash 😆
His dye job deserves its own credit.
@@djangofett4879 I am a huge fan of Michael Caine, but yes, he is hilariously miscast in this unintentional comedy.
@@JasonBrant True. I wonder how they got him to partake in that atrocity... Threats to life and limb? I assumed it just paid ridiculously well ;)
You guys have got to do this….A commercial for Steven Seagals cologne called…..”The Essence of a Man” 🎉😂
There was a rumours he actually had an aftershave before called Scent of Action
This was from when Sensei bounced between different ethnic identities before he finally settled on being a "Russian gypsy".
His race swapping is impressive.
He's a Mongol now, FYI.
I, myself, prefer his Italian-American ethnicity best (1988-1992).
I'm in love with this channel. Who would've thought a random RUclips suggestion from less than a week ago would bring me to what I have gotten non-stop entertainment this weekend? 😄 The content here is just gold! I came for ripping on Steven Seagal but I stayed for the several amount of other hilarious B Movie gems you have introduced me to. It's a crime how underrated this channel is but I know you guys are gonna get big sooner than later. Keep up the good work!
If you haven't already, watch Jason's video on The Barbarians. Utter gold.
@@StimpyBoy Just finished the video and now I'm currently deceased. 🤣🤣🤣 That video KILLED ME! Can't stop laughing!
These guys have become my new lunch break best friends lol
I stumbled across this channel by chance and have been on a binge watch since yesterday! It's hilarious and worth investing some time in!
Plot twist: The deadly greenhouse gases were coming from Seagul’s ass all along.
🤣 🤣
"Is that a claymore? In the middle of Alaska!? Why does he have a weapons cache?"
You need to meet more Alaskans
Its been 40years that i bingewatch your sir seagal film reaction and im not tired of it yet.
Steven Seagal is a man among gods.
Sifu Seagal is one of the martial artists to ever exist
He's a man who thinks he's God
🤣 🤣
@@XombieLejon66 he invented his own martial art, Sitting in Chair-Fu
@@doctorthirteen1700 ikea-do
Ah yes, the movie where Steven Seagull beats the racism out of a dude
That’s master seagal to you
Sifu Seagal.
@6:52 It wasn't the pilot banking. Seagal just switched seats and the weight of his ego caused the chopper to tip that way! 🤣🤣🤣
The fact that he's always petting his dawg like an automatic function is thE greatest thing ever. And when he gets excited and pets lil dude faster ohh mann 💪💖
16:56 we need more episodes with just Jason and the chihuahua. Such dynamite chemistry between you two.
She's adorable.
Just need to go with lower % beer though.
🤣
The little doggie is about 18
Making the dog watch these movies may count as animal cruelty though…
My dad and I would watch this every couple of weekends for years when I was a kid. It was hokey but my 10yo mind thought it was the coolest movie. I don't know why. Anyways, miss you dad. 😔
I had had with movie under siege My dad love it movie because he was in dutch navy long time. We watch alot
He past away 2009.
@@robinenbernhard My dad passed away in 2020. He was a police officer for 40 years and was a huge fan of Chuck Norris and clint Eastwood. He wasn't a huge fan of Steven Segal but we had several of his movies in our rotation. I liked seeing this movie on here because my dad made some of the same comments back then about it as they did.
My dad passed in 2000, this was one of his favorite movies, only partially ironically. He was a classy guy who also loved trash movies and trash beer, but only for the right circumstances. This movie and Terminator 1 were on heavy VHS rotation. Miss him (maybe not the movies though)
@@urbanarmory That describes my dad as well.
Funny you mentioned terminator. I lived 400 miles from my dad the last 3 years of his life so we got to visit him two or three times a year for a week each time. The last night of his last visit with us we couldn't stop reminiscing with each other. His and my wife went off to bed and left him, me, my 13yo and 3yo sons in the living room. We stayed up late watching a couple movies, the last one being Terminator. We had no idea it would be our last movie together but somehow even at the time I felt like it was a special moment, just us boys hanging out watching guy movies.
@@fredtaylor9792 I have a similar story, but it was a not 100% amazing episode of Home Improvement. There was some decent physical comedy and he pretty much busted a gut laughing, didn't get a lot of moments like that when he wasn't feeling well. We also watched a lot of Sliders together. It's funny, my dad also had great taste and turned me on to classic cinema, made me watch Being There, etc, but at the heart of it he loved X-Files and weird shlocky garbage with way too many boobs out for his youngest son, and those have all stuck with me
"What does it take to change the essence of a man?"
Well, sitting through a Seagal movie is a -good- bad start.
The 'essence of a man' line and Jason's reaction had me rolling lolol
I saw this in the theater! Holy ass! We thought we were getting under siege Segal, but what really was under siege was our perception of reality. We stayed the entire movie and laughed in amazement from start to finish.
Same. But after the initial shock-n-awe to our little souls we took the whole thing as an "Airplane!" style comedy laughing at all the wrong moments ;)
I remember seeing this as a teen who enjoyed Seagal's early stuff and being stunned, by not only how badly made it is, but how morally ugly. Its message is basically, "If you see someone being racist, literally beat it out of them and they will change. If you see oil companies hurting the environment, commit terrorism against them and you're a hero." Seriously, how much of the climactic sequence is Seagal murdering unarmed or helpless people as they try to escape? It's like if a blockbuster action movie was written by a sociopath.
You said it better then I could have. EXACTLY what I felt watching this as a teen with my GF and had been a big fan of Seagal before this steaming turd.
"It's like if a blockbuster action movie was written by a sociopath"
That's sum up Seagal's movie
To be fair, that's exactly what the left has become.
@@donwhiteley3293 Found the Alt-right troll.
Hahaahahahahaha
LMFAO 🤣 that’s one way of describing it
Fun fact, Sifu Seagal sings the track ‘Fire Down Below’ during the ending credits of Fire Down Below. I recommend it highly.
The actual conversation that took place::
Seagal: I just read the greatest script ever"!
"Who wrote it"?
Seagal: *I* did!
🤣🤣🤣🤣😖☹🙃
My brother in laws friends literally hiked 3 miles through Wenatchee National Forest, Washington cause they had closed the area off to film. To meet Steven Seagal when he was filming this movie. They got caught by security but Steven Seagal agreed to meet them. They waited 2 hours in a camping trailer and got to hangout 20 minutes with him and talk. They said he was really nice. They have this huge picture of 8 of them and Steven Seagal standing in the middle with this same jacket on.
I've known a couple of guys that met him briefly too. They said he was nice enough. I guess he's just a POS to women, he's got enough history of it.
Whenever I am infront of Steven Seagal at the buffet line.. I would consider myself to be " On deadly ground.."
His line from "Under Siege 2" where he says 'Nobody beats me in the kitchen" should have been 'Nobody beats me at the buffet." 😂😂
When Off Cam Pam translates "Be Quiet...." I was laughing so hard. probably the funniest moment from all the videos you have done
I saw this movie for free thanks to a special event night at local theater. I still felt I should have gotten money back.
You were ripped off.
"People never think how things affect the family of a henchman." 😂
🤣
Austin Powers made a joke about that.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 It was direct quote from the wife of a henchman killed by Austin Powers.
The stunt work and him moving and putting creativity in the fighting is actually noteworthy. Everything else about this movie is ridiculous.
The stunt team doing all the hard work Segal’s ego-driven, fat-ass can’t. 😂 For real it looks like the stunt team put a whole lotta work into it.
This channel + Space Ice is all we need for full unbiased Seagal reviews!
That Sifu Seagal intro is pure chef’s kiss 😂
Thanks!
@@JasonBrant yeah, I'm a big fan of it, too, especially the "snatch every birthday" line, I use it to threaten my brother with🤣🤣🤣🤣
I never imagined Seagal would fit a stripping scene in even this movie, but I was somehow incorrect. I gave him to much credit.
If Dave shows up in that coat while Brian’s rocking his seafood look during the next segal movie I will die laughing
I saw this and Under Siege before it in theaters. The tonal shift, quality, and pacing between a proper Andrew Davis/Warner Bros production and a Seagal vehicle was extreme.
Surprised Seagal can't direct as well as Andrew Davis.
@@JasonBrant I'm positive Seagull thinks he's an even better director ;)
This movie was a bit of a guilty pleasure for me. I'm so glad you had someone translate what the grandfather said 'cause now it makes it even more hilarious. Respect to the old man 🤣
Daves love for that little dog is adorable.
Let's goooo
I'm a little torn between this movie because it's bad but yet I loved it as a kid for some stupid reason lol
That's his baby.
I have been waiting for you guys to do this one for some time! If Brian starts wearing that jacket with the tassels with the Sifu shades whenever you watch future Seagal movies I will die! Lol
At the time, Seagall was at the height of his megalomania. Believe it or not, he was sure he would win an Oscar for Best Picture for this movie.
I wish you had included the clip of R Lee Ermey telling one of his men to “guard this passage like it’s your sisters cherry Tonto“ Super classic line.
R Lee Ermey did his best and he had some great lines in this movie. But one good actor cannot help a POS movie. This is one of the worst, most unintentionally hilarious Seagull films ever!
I can't help but die laughing every time Seagal runs. I'm surprised you didn't make a Tatanka reference instead of Ultimate Warrior but yeah those tassels.🤣
Sven Ole Thorsen, who is in this, wrote about his expierience. Steven found out that Sven actually was an old Karate fighter and kept calling him out about it and challenging him. Sven finally got tired of this and accepted.. To no surprise Steven went flying. Steven got so mad about this that Sven's role became much shorter in the final movie. Now I only have Sven's words for this in his Biography.. but the more I see about Seagal the more i believe it.
Jean Claude Van Damme would wipe the floor with him. The two never got along and one time, Van Damme had enough of his BS talk and challenged him to a fight in a parking lot. He wound up waiting for an hour before realizing Seagull had ghosted him...
I'm so glad that I found this channel. Definitely one of my favorite reaction channels.
The bar fight scene is pretty good. He actually does some legitimate aikido moves.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!!! How have i not watched this episode 3 times yet? But now i have at least covered this base twice! Yeehaw! Love the Epicness that is Master Dave & the unseen beauty of Off Cam Pam! 😁😁🍻👍👍
This is the most i have ever laughed watching a RUclips video. From the banking helicopter onwards I was crying.
Fun review as always! I saw this one the weekend it premiered in theaters. And yes, this was an A-list Warner Bros release. Originally titled "The Rainbow Warrior", Seagal apparently filmed plenty more environmental messaging for the movie -- but WB made him trim it down (luckily). Silly movie, but entertaining in the bad way. Best aspect is Ric Waite's robust widescreen cinematography -- which is strangely cropped in your review...
I remember renting this back in the day, the wardrobe was just as funny then as it is now. We loved seeing Dave and hearing Pam, we took a impromptu motorcycle trip this weekend, as soon as we got back and got the stuff off the bike the wife declared " Hey! We got a SBIG to watch !" so glad I got her hooked XD ! We love you guys !
I have no clue how this channel and I came across each other but youtube clearly new I needed it in my life 😂😂😂 watching you guys and this film has me in stitches 😂😂😂😂
Yeeees! I've been waiting for you to do this one! I watched it, blind drunk, in a hotel room in Vietnam back in 2001. Even the snake whisky couldn't soften just how bad it was.
That's the best way to watch a Seagal movie.
Found your channel yesterday and I’ve been bingeing it. Keep up the great job fellas 👋
Oh my god i missed Dave so much. Cheers to you guys. Loved this episode so far.
Well we can finally add to our treasure trove of amazing Seagal dialogue:
“I loved the Spirit World, and I loved your father. But that doesn’t matter right now.”
That dog is the ultimate snuggle monster! I'm so envious. :)
He put out that fire and didn't even get his clothes dirty. He truly is the master
Love this channel man! Every video is a treat to watch!
Long-time subscriber, but just getting to this one. Great stuff. I saw an interview with a Warner Brothers executive where the executive talked about Seagal directing this movie. Specifically, he mentioned that the studio had an agreement with Seagal about budget overages. All approved overages, which happen on every film, would be covered by the studio. All un-approved overages would be taken out of Seagal's salary. By the end of the movie, Seagal owed the studio more than his salary (acting & directing). In exchange for the studio writing off his debt, he agreed to be in the first portion of Executive Decision (which explains why he was killed in the first 20 minutes). Glorious Hollywood story.
That’s actually how oil rig fires are extinguished… the explosion actually sucks up all the oxygen and causes a vacuum that snuffs it out
19:23: “Course, I’m a Native American”
No she’s not. She’s Chinese. No seriously, the actress is Chinese and playing an Inuit. 😂
Her character in the movie is Native Inuit genius lol. Al Pacino isn't Cuban but he still pretended to be one in Scarface.
It's a bit silly that he can't find an actual Inuit actress for that role.
Seagal punched the racism out of him.
Oscar worthy Writing. Directing, Acting, Producing & Action Choreography.
Steven at his best.
All he's missing is his iconic Waddle technique he develops later during the Golden Age of Hollywood. A master of his craft. A worthy Nobel Peace prize contender on all categories.
"I'm gonna take this planet to the bank...the blood bank" - Steven Seagal before blowing upan oil refinery.
So Glad I found this channel. You guys are great.
Was just about to fall asleep, then this alert popped up…
Lmao thanks for the boost Jason 😂
Edit : off cam Pam laughing during the explosion 🤣🤣🤣
She was great in this one.
Considering what Michael Caine said about "Jaws 4", I wonder what he would say about this movie.
My dad worked for the company that the villain was based on up where seagal was filming. He went with his oil field friends and watched it. They laughed the whole time. My dad and I watch it once a year
Damn funny AF, awesome episode. I wish you would've shown the outrageous R Lee Ermy speech about how great Steven seagal is tho. That's the best part ever
You should watch the mad tv skits of Steven Seagal. The actor portrays him perfectly 😂
Will Sasso
Frelling hilarious!!!
When he beats up everyone in the diner!
Off cam Pam: "Hellooo" 😅 the voice hahahah
Ah, Steven. Forever the mystical peaceful warrior.
All the great seizure inducing activity without a strobe light. Seagal is now being used in stroke victims to clear blood clots due to it's massive brain bleed potential. Only beers above 9%abv are said to have counteracting effects.. Remember when watching Seagal, pain shared is pain halved, unless your brain stem has been severed. Congrats on the success of your channel Jason and SBIG crew.
They wanted to have him on a dog sled but Steve couldn't balance on it so they put him on a snow machine...Steve has no balance.. 😂
He snatched a lot of birthday's in this one! Great and hilarious review! BTW please! PLEASE! do Out For Justice. It has some of his best running scenes.
This is unironically one of my favourite Seagal movies
I used to watch 'On Deadly Ground' on telly so many times. It was 8PM special for years on certain channel that had very limited movie offer. Also this movie has an amazing star cast: Michael Caine, drill Sergeant, future dr Cox, still unknown Billy Bob. After "Under Siege" Sensei Seagal was really at the top.
The cast really is stellar.
16:45 ‘Ima go take a seagal’ lol dunno why am finding that so funny. Think it’s just the way he said it, the timing and it just works so well. am gonna have 2 start using that one 😝😂🤣👍
"Do you ride good?" "Of course, I'm a navite American." Oh good heavens, I can't, lmao
I can't help laughing every time I see this movie! I have a friend who is Lakota and this came on tv one night when we were hanging out. He gets enraged when he sees it and I have to ask what his problem with it is. He says just to watch the first bit. When it gets to that bar scene, he goes on a long rant about how that Native American guy is just a stereotypical drunk and it takes the white savior to come in and restore the honor of this people. He rants so hard on that drunk guy that it just put me in stitches! It pretty much ended with "Fuck Steven Seagal and fuck that guy!" I still crack up every time I see this flick or see it mentioned. I hope Seagal knows how highly he is thought of by at least one Lakota out there. If he's not sleeping good at night, it's because this guy is thinking about him.
I know I should be talking about Seagal, but that ridiculous groan that's used to censor fuck is hilarious.
It's from our review of The Barbarians. One of our best videos, I think.
@@JasonBrant got something to watch after this one then! Keep it up! 🍻
You guys give me the best laughs in a time of need. Thank you.
“To save the planet, I had to destroy it” has me dying 😂
"I I Need Time Ti..Time To Change"😢😢😢😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the movie SeaFood thinks he should have got a Nobel Peace Prize and an Oscar for, because Al Gore did - hot a joke, and actual thing i heard him say in a recent interview. In the same interview, he said his son was a friend of Brandon Lee, and he and Bruce hung out together ... which means Seagal had his sone when he was about 10 and Bruce Lee knew him before he even went and trained in martial arts.
Are you suggesting Sifu is a liar?
Reminds me of Harry Knowles and his 'Leatherface carved up my 10th Birthday cake with a chainsaw' bit🙄
@@JasonBrant the funny thing is, if he spoke the truth, his life would be really cool - but he started lying before his film career even started, all the stuff about how he trained with masters who had already retired and died before he even went to japan, and about his brutal dojo - he didn't even have one, he worked at his father-in-law's place.
@@JasonBrant I'd suggest Seagull is as creative with the truth as the Mango Messiah ;)
@@beautifulmotivationvideos AND he stole his wife's life savings and fled the country. What an evil POS.
I read somewhere that Steven Seagull expected to win an academy award for this "masterpiece". I don't if it's true but i wouldn't be surprised if it was 😆
How deluded can he be.
Pam's translation almost killed me haha!
This channel is legit my favorite channel on RUclips right now.