I made my wife watch a Steven Seagal movie | So Bad It's Good
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I put it off as long as I could, but it was finally time to watch a Steven Seagal movie with Erin. She was less than thrilled. Fortunately, or unfortunately, depending on your point of view, he was barely in The Perfect Weapon. The few minutes he's on screen are pretty hilarious, though.
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Erin must truly love you if she doesn't ask for divorce after this
😂😂👍🏻
Oupssie daisy 🤣👀
Our contract is iron clad.
@@JasonBrant , most certainly. 💕
She's already in the Belly of the Beast, so to speak, so she's Out of Reach. Maybe she just needs to make an Executive Decision to get Into the Sun?
The director tricked Steven to play the villain. He never figured it out during filming. There is an interview about it. Really funny.
no way 🤣🤣
😆 awesome
Yeah I love that about the movie and the director is an amazing guy and great director in his own right
Someone buy him a beer ASAP
Now that is funny af XD
The fact that a happily married couple can hear the words "It's time we do that which we've never done before alone on camera" and NOT even jokingly make it about sex? To AUTOMATICLALY assume "Oh, this is gonna be Sifu SeaGull isn't it." Just...shows you two are in a beautiful place.
Ain't real sure it's not a PAINFUL place....but it sure is beautiful.
I was wondering if anyone would notice that 🤣 Thanks!
Same as 16:14. 😂
I'm glad you enjoyed my silly little B-action tribute. Great to see your reactions! I was the writer, director producer on this :) Ohh I got him to be the villain because I flew down to China and convinced him that he wasn't the villain in this film and agreed to give him and asian soulmate that I turned into a hostage without him knowing. Glad you liked Vernon!
my budget was 900k after producer and Seagal fees so yeah I stretched budget
@@tituspaar was 800k for Seagal's food?
@@hungryburger1170 Classified information, we, puny mortals, aren't allowed to know.
Yeah, most likely.
@@tituspaar "I flew down to China and convinced him that he wasn't the villain in this film and agreed to give him and asian soulmate that I turned into a hostage without him knowing."
Youre a legend for this, sir.
i salute you sir
Every time I see Seagal kissing or rubbing on a young woman my brain instantly wonders if she has elderly parents to take care of, a younger sibling to provide for, or a relative in the hospital that needs her to pay their bill. Those are the only scenarios I could imagine someone taking that role for!
Yeah, that default response of "Oh, that poor girl."
@@Montesama314 It may start out as default, but the more you know about Segal the worse it gets.
@@timelink3315 Ignorance is bliss.
@@Montesama314 I'll leave you in bliss then!
A sorority hazing?
"Let's get to the beer, please."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Redeye Reviews interviewed the director of this film, and yes, basically they convinced Seagal he was totally the secret hero of the story.
Not a real Segal film but just to see Erin's reaction to Segal antics was priceless in the few minutes he was waddling around.
She'll get more Sifu soon.
He was the villain in the first Machete movie but he only lost because he Hari kari'd himself.
Hè can't accept the idea of being defeated.
I actually haven't seen that movie.
@@JasonBrant you need to make a video on it. Its like an acid trip fever dream
@@JasonBrant You must do a video on 'Machete'. It's a movie by Robert Rodriguez and a lot of fun. I think they also have a sequel to the first one. Also, technically they do qualify as bad movies so you can do a video on those.
@Leo Buscaglia I mean, they really don't, they're just Rodriguez action movies paying homage to old exploitation films.
Its like Desperado or Once Upon a Time in Mexico (which wasn't nearly as bad as critics like to cry about)
Got this on saved to watch later when it can get my full attention. One day I'm gonna watch one of these Steven Seagal disasters myself.
My favorite is half past dead seagal wears a do rag
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Don't do it, your just a boy!
For the love of all that is holy, DON’T DO IT!!!
Careful Jason, this can pass as abuse of Erin's patience in a court 😂
How fitting, "Abuse" is one of Steven Seagals middle names.
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@@grandmasterfarmer4792You read it wrong. ‘Steven abuses seagulls’. I fixed it for you.
Criminals should be forced to watch Seagal movies on a 24 hour loop ! Crime would be no more my friends 🙌
Crime would grind to a halt 🤣
You know, I kinda like that they played up the fact that Segal's a creepy bastard, If you're gonna have him be the villain then you might as well make use of that.
True!
There are some things you don't ask your wife to do... Steven Seagal is one of them!
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Idea for a Sifu Seagal film:
In the opening minutes he is shot in the back. For the rest of the movie he fights lying down on a hospital bed. The climatic ending has him being transferred over to a stretcher by a young nurse who he has been inappropriately making advances towards throughout the entire film. Action ensues as Sifu is pushed on the stretcher while snatching the birthdays of any poor fool who comes his way.
😂😂😂
How do you fit a strip club in there?
@@strat458796 Originally I was going to respond by saying, "He got shot at the strip club", however that isn't outlandish enough for a Sifu movie. Instead I'd imagine the hospital he is in is a strip club by night. As a specialist in all of the world's known govt agencies, Sifu is in a far off land where the medical professionals make more money stripping than they do saving lives, and so he just happened to be in the right place at the right time.
You're a goddamn genius.
@@erod_riv1464 “No hospitals,” Sifu says as he loses consciousness and later wakes up in a mob boss’s back room of a strip club.
In all of these movies, his improv lines remind me of the days as children playing make believe and trying to sound cool with a child‘s understanding of what that means 🤣
Your wife is TRULY BLESSED to have such a rigorous “tastemaker” of Sensei Seagal’s masterful cinematic work.
Hey Jason- there is a video you guys HAVE to watch pertaining to this over on Red Eye Reviews. He had an interview with the director, Titus, and gave ALL the details of having Segal in this movie. He literally did just tell him he wasn’t the villain. Titus absolutely wanted this movie to be a modge podge homage to all of the over the top cheesy action movies he grew up on and went to China to get Segal kind of as one big joke. Seriously, give it a watch. It’s phenomenal to get BTS details on having this potato man in a film.
I love how Seagal gets stabbed, and it's played as a big epic moment, and you hear someone else's sigh...
The commando guy is the Mohawk dude from the 2 nd road warrior. The seagal opening is classic
Of course, but he'll always be Bennett to me.
11am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, let's do this!!! MOAR SEAGULL!!!!
Dabs every day?
@@JasonBrant coffee and dabs before 9am, every day
I am sure Erin is super happy watching that 😂😂
She was less than pleased 🤣
Is anyone super happy about watching Seagal? =P
@@lavrentivs9891 Here here
Dave's Sifu/Seafood Seagal intro absolutely kills me every single time.
Every sexy scene with Sifu in it must be considered as an horror scene!
True.
Always look forward too the new episode and Sifu Seagal !
That makes one of us.
@@JasonBrant lol thanks for torturing yourself for the good of mankind!
The SIFU SEAGALLL!!! introduction kills me everytime you guys should make that a t-shirt 😂😂😂
I thought Dave was saying "seafood Seagal"!! He'd tear up a king crab buffet.
We definitely should make a shirt.
The CGI used where Seagal flew away in the airplane was so Windows 95/MS Dos that i had childhood flashbacks from Duke Nukem 3D
I tried to get my girl to watch Above the Law with me, she fell asleep after 10 minutes. That was one of the “good ones” lol
That's a smart woman.
Lol after the 90s every other movie he made was absolute trash
Thank you in advance for this. I had an awful day today and I'm exhausted. I really need the laugh.
Hope you enjoyed it.
@@JasonBrant I did, thank you! Team Brant and Sensei Seagal never fail to deliver.
This channel is helping keep Sensei Seagal's career going lol
Probably true 🤣
This movie checks every box of a standard Sifu Seagal turd:
-Sifu on the poster despite barely appearing in the movie
-He spends most of his meager screentime sitting down
-He gets to feel up a poor woman
-Double who looks nothing like him does half the fighting
-Even when Sifu loses the fight, he doesnt actually lose
You've cracked the Sifu code.
I think the only way they could get Seagal to agree to be killed at the end, was by letting him be the one who killed him. 😆
Well he technically "lived" then.
Vernon Wells best role that shot him to fame in the early eighties, was MAD MAX 2, THE ROAD WARRIOR. He played a second in command called WEZ..
Of course... but he's Bennett.
Going by the title, I thought you were gonna fool her into it by saying you were gonna watch the far superior 1991 movie with Jeff Speakman. XD
That gem is on Sunday.
Oh crap, for real?! That's awesome!! I loved that movie.
@@JasonBrant Oh thank God. Love that movie. It'll definitely make up for this mess.
"Thats the bad guy from kindergarden cop" ! Good lord man, that was a hell of a spot! Like i checked his imdb when you said it and your right, but theres .... like nothing else of note there and you got it in seconds. That was impressive. Im subscribing based on that. Bravo
What is also in Seagals contract is an unlimited supply of doughnuts while on set 😅
Of course!
That fight position for him is called "the lazy mantis."
Jason: I'm going to make my wife watch a Steven Seagal movie
Erin: So you have chosen divorce.
Steven Seagal is what happens when toxic masculinity becomes self-aware. (BTW, he died in Executive Decision too back when he was still a viable movie star)
I'm lucky she didn't kick my ass, take the remote, and pick a different movie.
Self-aware is stretching it a bit. "Technically awake" is the term you are looking for, I think.
@@JasonBrant Are you, though?
He actually did play a villain role in Machete
@@jonaha.k.ashazam2535 And practically killed himself in the final fight. What an ego Sifu has... didn't want to get bested by Danny Trejo.
"He loves that close line."
Yeah, it's the only move in Aikido that actually looks like it *might* work or do damage in a real fight. And comes with added bonus for Seagal, of not having to move that much.
Asking which Stoven Saygel film is the worst is like asking which lung you want cancer in.
7:36 Roll credits. Wait, sorry, this isn’t CinemaSins. 😂 I would have said awhile ago it’s amazing how much Jason knows about the actors, etc. After watching all these SBIG episodes at least a dozen times now, I’m not surprised anymore. Jason and Erin rock!🤘🏻😎
Currently watching this - i'm loving Jason's bewilderment at the fact that Seagal is now a baddie, and the movie doesn't actually suck - it's like we're in an alternate universe :P
Every Steven Seagal movie should come with a "6 pack".....correction........."36 pack".
This is what love looks like.
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Erin's reactions are priceless, she got so upset watching that torture scene, lol. It's like she is seeing it happen IRL for real.
It's very individual what people have trouble watching. It's been said that women have more issues with bloodier scenes and men with psychological scenes (hence why Alien scares the shit out of everyone^^), but I'd take that with a pinch of salt.
She said no nails or teeth and then that immediately happened 🤣
Hey Jason, truly love your channel. The Seagal trash bin direct-to-video stuff is great. Would you ever do any Van Damme DTV? He has some bad ones too, not as bad as Seagal
Watch Derailed and say that.
We definitely will.
Seagal needs to play villains if he makes any more movies. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s already done his last one, though.
I’m overcome with joy - that he didn’t die -
The legend lives on
FOREVER
I'm happy Everytime I see you guys drop a new video! And a bonus cause it's starting the great and most inshape actor ever!!!!!
Thanks!
Erin asking whether Seagal understood the script is a completely ridiculous question. That assumes he READ the script.
So here's the deal; I am extremely faithful to Dave. Dave is my boy. And I always want Dave on the show. But I'll tell you what, you and your wife have perfect banter and chemistry. Always immensely enjoyable. Keep crushing it!😎👍
I still miss Dave, though...
That ending was perfect. That intro to keying class the video editor took really paid off. 😂😂
I’m not entirely sure which made Erin more violently ill…
The torture scene or the Sifu sex scene.
Same thing.
That’s fair. That’s MORE than fair. 😂
No man! You're supposed to make her feel good about quitting her job!🤣🤣🤣
🤣 🤣 Yeah, well...
Found myself saying yeah the quality is good maybe this is a turn in Steven's movies then comes all the greatness we were use to lmao. I guess they just got a loan for better cameras.
The beginning foold me, haha.
I love your impatience of waiting for Seagal scenes almost like you forgot his name in the opening credits was last and said "and Steven Seagal". 😂😂😂
That sefu massage crap is real. There were several female crew members who claimed the sensei coerced them to give him a rub down to "teach" them how to give him a massage. It WAS in his contract! 🤢
6:45
"Where the hell is Seagal?!"
What's that old phrase? "Speak of the devil and he shall appear."
Yeah, Seagal wasn't in the movie for very long, but you have to double up the time on screen at the end because there were two of them.
Just when I think this movie is getting too competent, Master Seafood reaches from under the muck to drag it back down to where it belongs. A true masterpiece.
Yup 😂🤣😂😂
"Master Seafood" 🤣 my good man, are you trying to kill me?
You definitely found yourself a keeper sir! Any woman that will sit through a Steven seagul movie. Is a keeper in my book.
Thanks Jason . I was having a really good day until your video showed up and now I have to suffer through 30 minutes of stay puff Segal
You're welcome!
Take a drink every time Erin says "NO"-- Dies of Alcohol poisoning. . . Lots of fun watching this guys. Excellent work as always. :)
I’m pretty sure Seagal is a bit touched in the head. I mean 7:35 is pure artardation if you understand what I mean lol😂
Also, Steven is always the villain it’s just that the other cast members play along with him to make him think he’s the good guy while he slaughters people that make jokes or just walk in his direction 😝
Only a bit touched?
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 lol you know😂
Also I had my big toenail pulled out due to ingrown issues. I’m telling you, for weeks you cannot put your foot down. The pain is so immense it’s impossible to walk around. This is how it feels:
Somebody is hammering away at your toe & you feel it in your head. Because all your nerves are exposed. It’s horrifying.
He seems... touched 🤣
@@JasonBrant bro, I just found the most insane Seagal videos I have ever seen. I'll shout you out & tag you in them on Twitter as well. You lead me down the Seagal Rabbit hole & bro, we were SOOOOO wrong about his skills. He is crazy but man...just wait.
I love how she says "You threatened me with that" at the beginning. She knows what's up when it comes to Sensei Buffet.
On a serious note - did you make that shirt? Because I would totally wear one like that!
Now that you got the out for a kill dvd you need to do that one it is a masterpiece
Will do!
@@JasonBrant Yes, absolutely Out for a Kill is one I'd recommend. It's amazing in its own way.
I just got my established title for me and my wife. Love Erin FU look at the end of the movie. Saw hilarious interview with the director about making this movie. The original actress who play Seagal love ingress. She quit once she learned the script change and she was doing a love scene with him.
Lord Chris!
My husband and I watched this last week and we said yall needed to see it!! The ending was so crazy.
Forcing your Wife to watch a Fatgal movie might be considered a domestic crime in some places.
This NotAgent47 looks more like Agent47 than the actual Hitman movies
He really does.
16:06 Playing audio from the Hindenburg disaster over a Sifu BJ was sheer brilliance. Well done, sir! I applaud that choice. I completely believe that Seagal is stupid enough that he could be tricked into playing a villain, or even put into a comedy or parody without knowing it, since he barely shows up for a day and mumbles through some lines. With his warped perception of himself, I'm not sure he's even capable of ever seeing his own actions as unjustified. At least now you know Seagal's pain of having all that pubic hair glued to his face at all times. He suffers for his iconic look, and it shows. A world with multiple Seagals is truly a dystopian future. I knew this would be low budget sci-fi as soon as I saw the paintball pad armor.
Love you guys
Thanks!
Get the frak outta there...your fridge just became the portal to Zuul!!! 🤣 Who you gonna call?!? Ehh, forget it...just unplug it without opening it and put it out on the curb with "Free Fridge" sign stuck to it.
Yes, more Steven Seagal.
Unfortunately, he has returned.
He also dies in Machete (but commits Seppuku in that one). This shockingly was a decent film of his although the ending…. lol
you made erin watch a seagall movie.... thats domestic abuse. That reminds me of when, on the sopranos, richie aprile punched Janice in the mouth....you know how that ended, right?
🤣 Nice.
Oof that Established Titles sponsorship didn't age well, lol.
The villain from kindergarten cop is also the bully in Three O'clock High.
Haven't seen that one.
Established titles is a scam, see Scott Shafers videos.
I laughed out loud when Erin put on the Seagal-vision glasses.
Isn't Established Titles a scam?
while some people had questions and a few people pointed out how unverifiable it is, it wasnt until quite recently that people, as a mass, actually realised Established was an outright scam. I think this video predates that realization.
@@ciaranhappyentriepaw Ah ok. Must suck to realize it afterwards then, a lot of people who bought these as gifts.
It's the same thing with those "Kamikoto" knives I see everywhere, those are also a chinese scam.
That helicopter reverse-zoom shot at the end was like having Paul W. S. Anderson throw up in my mouth.
Your wife is a god damn gem and you're lucky youre so funny. Your videos are awesome man keep up the good work.
Erin crackin' me up when she pulled out the tinted shades! 😄
Plot Twist: Seagal only agreed to this because they said he could be the director. He signed the contract before he realized it was the characters title/name 😁
From all I’ve seen, the director of _The Perfect Weapon,_ Titus Paar, seems to be a pretty cool dude and a very good sport when it comes to chatting about the flick.
I wish seagal would say "I will snatch every MFing birthday" in every movie he makes.
for every movie you'd be sitting and waiting for his tag line :)
SIFU SEAGAL!
An epic line.
Seagal's waddling movements remind me of the Gorgs from Fraggle Rock.
I had no idea about Seagal movies like this. Lol second video I seen of yours. So funny I had to sub. 👌👌👌
LOL, when you order the movie "The Perfect Weapon" (with Jeff Speakman) from wish, this is what they send you XD
Erin's reaction to the guy getting stabbed in the face: "OH, NO! 😱 OH... no 😮 ... yee 😀"
Interesting fact:
Johnny Messner played alongside Bruce Willis in Tears of The Sun. And that quote about “triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing” is the main quote of the film, which appears in the end ☝️
"That guy is the villain from Kindergarten Cop."
*Erin looks sincerely shocked as she thinks: How the fHUUUURRR this man knows an sub actor from a 90s movie at a first glance SO EASILY?*
Also:
- i didn't knew Pam was married to Dave (is she? I'm still confused).
- that explains why the doggie only appears when they're both in.
- Erin didn't look so irritated as i thought she would.
You truly owe Erin a lot for making her go through a Sifu torture chamber.
In the British Isles "a weapon" is slang for someone who is an Oaf/Fool. So Segal is definitely the perfect weapon.
Haha, I love this.
"This is what i need to teach you, so you can do the same to me" what the hell was that even? That didn't make any damn sense😮😂
Just subscribed after watching hours of your videos !!! Keep it up I love them !! Especially the movies with WENG WENG, jesus lord I dont remember laughing that much ever than the 1st movie when Weng Weng would slide across the floor, omfg thanks for bringing me that into my life !!! :D Keep up the good work !
In the first five minutes, the world is thanking Steven for his awesomeness.
Steven Seagal was also the big boss Villian in Machete. He didn't have alot of screentime though. 😂
Dude! I just noticed that shirt! "Sensei's Diverse Emotions", where did that come from?! I didn't see it in your store!
Starts with go-to Edmund Burke quote. Could Sun-Tzu's "keep your enemies closer" be next?
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Others have mentioned a interview with the director. Worth a watch as he is a great guy and gives some great insight into the movie and working with Seagal.