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    Environmental Seagal from the 90s returns with Fire Down Below. Though his body is slimmer, his ego is as inflated as ever. Needlessly long and boring, this one was a bit of a chore to finish. The surrounding cast was great, though.
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  • @JasonBrant
    @JasonBrant  2 года назад +34

    Get 50% off your first order of CookUnity meals - go to cookunity.com/jasonbrant and use my code JASONBRANT50 at checkout to try them out for yourself! Thanks to CookUnity for sponsoring this video!

    • @jonathangrafton4016
      @jonathangrafton4016 2 года назад

      To be fair, Uncle Billy destroyed the south to save it.
      Not sufficiently, unfortunately.

    • @mckaleenriquez
      @mckaleenriquez 2 года назад +1

      you didn't even take a bite lol

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +4

      What? I'm literally eating it.

    • @storm_filter
      @storm_filter 2 года назад +1

      surprised we didn't get a pearl necklace joke. thanks for the video as always, cheers

    • @AmericanByGrace
      @AmericanByGrace 2 года назад +1

      Yes, it’s Randy Travis

  • @santaonthecross
    @santaonthecross 2 года назад +80

    When I was a kid I decided to model my life after Seagal. Many years later, here i am, fat, oddly southern and will literally do anything for cash or doughnuts.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +7

      🤣 🤣

    • @melanisticmandalorian
      @melanisticmandalorian Год назад +2

      how many women have you S.A ? Are the women afraid of you when they see you ? If you dont have that reputation, you best get working on it.

    • @Smokr
      @Smokr Год назад +1

      Have you bragged about your secret CIA missions yet?

    • @dubbleplusgood
      @dubbleplusgood Год назад

      ​@@Smokrthose CIA missions were made up lies because Sifu is a humble man. I know for a fact he was really part of a joint global task force with the DEA, FBI, MI-5, MI-6, NSA, NATO, USMC, KRISPY KREME (covert missions division), SEAL Team 6, MEAL Team 6, FSB and the PTA. Everyone wanted to work with him.

    • @BigBoss-cc2mh
      @BigBoss-cc2mh 8 месяцев назад +1

      Have you had a hair transplant?

  • @darrenredden3289
    @darrenredden3289 2 года назад +378

    There's no better environmentalist than Seafood Seagal... A man who walks with air of confidence by destroying mother nature... Respect 😂

  • @hansgraichen8051
    @hansgraichen8051 2 года назад +53

    Fire Down Below was when I didn’t move forward with any further Segal movies. Though I did watch Exit Wounds recently and was pleasantly surprised. You’ve spared me from seeing the bulk of post Fire Down Below Segal in it’s entirety. Thank you for your sacrifice.

    • @refinedsugar
      @refinedsugar 2 года назад +3

      It's best if you don't watch anything past 'Exit Wounds'.
      I enjoyed 'Pistol Whipped' in 2008, but that's my sole standout during his decline period.

    • @pa.encema2821
      @pa.encema2821 2 года назад +3

      Exit Wounds is the beginning of fat Seagal

    • @refinedsugar
      @refinedsugar 2 года назад +2

      @@pa.encema2821 He actually lost a bunch of weight to star in it. 30+ lbs, I believe. Producers also had him change his hair style and wardrobe. He took a big pay cut too. His stock was down obviously.

    • @surferdudetje
      @surferdudetje 2 года назад +4

      DMX claims Seagal wore a corset in Exit Wounds. He was obviously thinner but not as much as you think.

    • @refinedsugar
      @refinedsugar 2 года назад +1

      @@surferdudetje interesting! Didn't know that.
      I wish DMX's part was better ... like he should have been an ex cop / internal affairs like the trailer made it seem like.

  • @TrentFlips
    @TrentFlips 2 года назад +33

    LEVON! RIP... the guy who "welcomes him to kentucky" is Levon Helm. He was the drummer/one of the vocalists or The Band. absolute legend.

    • @TheBigDean18
      @TheBigDean18 Год назад +3

      Hell ye, also Kris Kristofferson as the bad guy lmao. Marty Stuart was in it as well as the lead singer/guitar player, and then Randy Travis lmao. Why so many musicians 😂

    • @furnitureconsortium
      @furnitureconsortium Год назад

      I was just about to mention this!
      Great drummer and great songwriter! The Band's most important weapon along with Robbie Robertson
      RIP Levon Helm

  • @Mojo_Jojo_001
    @Mojo_Jojo_001 2 года назад +27

    When the cashier politely told him he should come back to visit and he said "I'm gonna do that. Two beautiful twins like you..." Those were the words that marked the transition of "Action Hero Seagal" to "Stranger Danger Creepers Seagal".

  • @heathercamera
    @heathercamera 2 года назад +83

    Awesome! The old farmer is Harry Dean Stanton, amazing actor. Y'all had me cracking up so much, thank you!!!!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +2

      Thanks!

    • @scampydog2318
      @scampydog2318 2 года назад +1

      @@JasonBrant watch the movie Paris, Texas, which is wonderful thoughtful movie (so not for this channel haha ), which I personally thought he should won an Oscar for. 2nd'd -this was great video so funny.

    • @Ysckemia
      @Ysckemia 2 года назад +4

      @@scampydog2318 Stanton also played in Alien, Lang played in Avatar... overall they might have never been superstars, but they still have had better movies in their career than Seagul...😅

    • @2112splunge
      @2112splunge 2 года назад +1

      @@JasonBrant He played Brett in Alien, one of the ship mechanics. And his best role ever, IMHO, was Bud in Repo Man.

    • @damndirtyrandy7721
      @damndirtyrandy7721 Год назад +2

      Red Dawn, the original, he was the dad…”avenge me boys!”

  • @ravendark_7250
    @ravendark_7250 2 года назад +33

    You know it's a good one when the first thing we hear is "sigh" from Jason lol

  • @GhostTownOutdoors
    @GhostTownOutdoors 2 года назад +177

    I actually have some actual Seagal-A-Verse meta facts about the making of this movie. I hope you guys see this because it pertains DIRECTLY to Seagal and some of his real world character traits/dirtbag moves. A little back story: my family owns the radio station in Hazard Ky, its call signs are WKIC/WSGS, so when Seagal was filming this in and around Hazard in the 90's people would call in or run into my Uncle who runs the station and tell him about run-ins with Seagal lmao.
    One of the more colorful stories was that Seagal saw a guy selling hand made birdhouses and other woodworking on KY-15, the major highway in and out of Perry County. The old guy said Seagal walked up and had a roll of cash, was acting like a big shot, and got annoyed that the old fella didn't know who he was. He even asked "You know who I am?" Several times, and finally the old guy said "Son I don't know who you are, but if you tell me your Pappy or your Grandpappys name I might know them." This apparently enraged Seagal and he stormed off. There are several more stories of bizarre and hysterical Seagal behavior, one of them in a Woolworths store as well.
    Sorry for the long post, but I thought you'd appreciate this lmao

    • @burtknighten4438
      @burtknighten4438 2 года назад +23

      I could listen to Segall stories all day

    • @tylercartwright
      @tylercartwright 2 года назад +26

      Came here to tell this same story. Heard the same thing from several friends from Perry County/Hazard. He was apparently just SUCH a huge tool the whole time he was there.

    • @GhostTownOutdoors
      @GhostTownOutdoors 2 года назад +17

      @@tylercartwright I know theres another story where he went into Dawahares and pissed everyone off, I don't think they're still in business but that store was there forever. I'll ask my Uncle if he remembers any more Seagal stories lol

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +39

      I need more Seagal stories! Love these. Thanks!

    • @GhostTownOutdoors
      @GhostTownOutdoors 2 года назад +13

      @@JasonBrant My cousins introduced me to Cannon movies, we all grew up watching American Ninja, Cyborg... Gymkata.... I showed them your channel and we are all on board. The whole cast is great, I keep wondering if you all can squeeze a 4th recliner in there for a mega viewing with Erin, Dave, Brian and yourself. Shameless ask: Blood Fist, starring Don "The Dragon" Wilson, I had to try! Lol Thank you all, I'm drinking right along with you!

  • @totallylooney8292
    @totallylooney8292 2 года назад +14

    "Is cyanide a byproduct of girls dancing?" That one killed me.
    Watching you guys suffer through Seagull movies always makes my evening!

  • @leeparker9457
    @leeparker9457 2 года назад +16

    "I know what he's gonna eat"
    That might be THE line of the entire Sifu series.

    • @filipohman7277
      @filipohman7277 2 года назад

      Hahahahaha 😂😂😂👍👍 Awesome!!!! Greetings from Helsinki, Finland 🇫🇮🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇸

  • @Indians-dl3to
    @Indians-dl3to 2 года назад +88

    The 80s & 90s was the best time for Steven Seagal movies, they were still entertaining.

    • @JoeChillton
      @JoeChillton 2 года назад +19

      I retain after Half Past Dead, he'd fully given up and went down the rabbit hole of just terribleness

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +32

      That's a low bar.

    • @Indians-dl3to
      @Indians-dl3to 2 года назад +7

      @@JasonBrant Have you ever thought about watching The Glimmer Man ?

    • @eduardodiaz9942
      @eduardodiaz9942 2 года назад +13

      After Under Siege they're all garbage

    • @wolfkult4320
      @wolfkult4320 2 года назад +4

      @@JasonBrant A bar lower than present day Seagal's gut

  • @AL13NM
    @AL13NM 2 года назад +36

    It is so sweet how hard Erin laughs at Jason's jokes even after so many years as a couple, Jason you Lucky S.O.B.!

  • @bryanharrison3889
    @bryanharrison3889 2 года назад +31

    The best part about these stephen seagal movies is the intro you guys made for them.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +4

      Thanks!

    • @wangson
      @wangson Год назад

      Also Space Ice's channel - which if you're a fan of watching these guys tear Mr. Seagal to pieces, then you absolutely NEED to hear Space Ice's take on Steven Seagal's pure nonsense and self-aggrandizement! It's something that needs to be seen to be believed (and laughed at!). Here's a link to one of them....
      ruclips.net/video/aEDgnEvmqJ0/видео.html

  • @zali13
    @zali13 2 года назад +24

    The man walks with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age...but he still makes godawful stinkers, over and over again. O-Sensei, you are comedy gold, never change!

    • @GlidingZephyr
      @GlidingZephyr 2 года назад +4

      Seagal: *Walks onto a scene wearing a fringed suede coat*
      Me: "You're an Italian guy from Michigan who once mastered the arts of bullshido and bullshit. You're not Native American or even remotely Asian. But God damn it, you are the King of B-List films, at this point."

    • @pa.encema2821
      @pa.encema2821 2 года назад +3

      @@GlidingZephyr Seagal is actually Jewish

    • @GlidingZephyr
      @GlidingZephyr 2 года назад +1

      @@pa.encema2821 Huh. Interesting.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +3

      That freaking line.

    • @GlidingZephyr
      @GlidingZephyr 2 года назад

      @@JasonBrant Some of the lines in Seagal movies are priceless, though. 😂

  • @Detroitspider
    @Detroitspider 2 года назад +32

    "I know what he's gonna eat" Once again Erin shows her goat-hood. 💪💪🙌

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +8

      That one came out of nowhere.

    • @filipohman7277
      @filipohman7277 2 года назад +5

      👍👍👍😁😁😁 Greetings from Helsinki, Finland 🇫🇮🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇸

    • @Detroitspider
      @Detroitspider 2 года назад +3

      @@filipohman7277 hello 👋

    • @filipohman7277
      @filipohman7277 2 года назад +1

      @@Detroitspider Hello👍👍😎

    • @superchug2469
      @superchug2469 Год назад +1

      ​@@filipohman7277 greetings from south Carolina usa 🇺🇸

  • @Uncultured_Barbarian465
    @Uncultured_Barbarian465 2 года назад +48

    When Jason opined that "So maybe it won't be gawdawful?", I snorted water out my nose. One of the many Seagal movies I've only watched once. Another in the "I must save the environment by blowing it up" genre of his. \

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +6

      I odn't know what I was thinking.

  • @SteeleZack
    @SteeleZack Год назад +3

    Seagal by the filming of Under Siege 2 (1995) was rumored to had been wearing a girdle do to his continues weight gain, so no surprise he is wearing jackets.

  • @TruOnyxfire
    @TruOnyxfire 2 года назад +179

    It's not your guys' faults for all the verbal mistakes. You have to realize that as soon as you starting watching a Seagal movie, your IQs dropped at least 50 points, AT LEAST. You can't be responsible for the kind of power a Seagal movie has on the human mind.

  • @michaeldenison7339
    @michaeldenison7339 Год назад +4

    4 country artists in this movie. Kris, Marty (lead singer when Sifu takes over playing guitar) Randy, and Travis. All really popular in their day. I haven't seen this movie in a long time, I forgot that they were all in it.

  • @Jonah_Lee8472
    @Jonah_Lee8472 2 года назад +40

    I cannot count the number of times I've had to watch this movie because it's one of my mothers favorites. Thank you for making it at least a little tolerable now

  • @Corungil
    @Corungil Год назад +27

    _"What industrial process creates that much cyanide ?!"_ - Gold Mining

  • @Frothenbath1
    @Frothenbath1 2 года назад +26

    Thanks to you guys, I've developed the sensation of "Seagal Dread." I saw a handful of his movies as a kid, but seeing the newer ones, and going back and seeing the older ones as an adult, I better understand newer, truly deeper levels of pain one can experience during a bad movie. The scars are deep, and my psychiatrist will be making lots of money from me alone in the next several years.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +7

      Sorry for inflicting Seagal Dread.

  • @marndt8448
    @marndt8448 2 года назад +5

    Steven and the Amazing Technicolor Deamcoat!
    What a blast from the past, I had forgot all about this movie and how much my friends and I made fun of Seagal’s wardrobe choices for this movie 😅
    Thanks for reminding me, awesome channel you guys!!

  • @thelightwielder
    @thelightwielder Год назад +2

    In order to prepare for his role as a horrible person, Stephen Lang watched every one of Sifu's movies so he could mimic the master

  • @AlsoCuteAndFLUFFY
    @AlsoCuteAndFLUFFY 2 года назад +40

    I think this was the movie where most people agree Steven Seagal as an action star fatigue set in.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +7

      I believe it.

    • @AlsoCuteAndFLUFFY
      @AlsoCuteAndFLUFFY 2 года назад

      @@JasonBrant its not hard not to is it. by the way have you heard Brian Bangs Bees? that dude really misunderstood the phrase "birds and the bees" in health class.

    • @tjsogmc
      @tjsogmc 2 года назад

      Agreed. After that, he disappeared for a while and then showed up fatter and dumber in those straight video crap fests.

    • @cvmmd
      @cvmmd 2 года назад +5

      Honey induced fatigue. Like when you eat gallons of icecream.

    • @surferdudetje
      @surferdudetje 2 года назад

      Pretty decent action, crummy setting/plot

  • @rickerpenor
    @rickerpenor 2 года назад +17

    I watched this when it first came out. I believe this was when I severely slowed down on watching Segal movies. Always enjoy your videos!

  • @mikeljenks
    @mikeljenks 2 года назад +7

    Yes, that was Randy Travis and the person performing the bluegrass music was Marty Stewart , another country star. The other country star you recognize towards the end was Travis Tritt. Him and Marty Stuart were on tour together about the time this movie was made.

  • @goodpplz123
    @goodpplz123 2 года назад +6

    Omg!! Thanks Brant!! I’m cleaning my floor and kitchen counter now because I spit my tea everywhere when you said The Girthening!! I’m dead!! I need a Sifu shirt that says Fatman 2: The Girthening!

  • @datdude7395
    @datdude7395 2 года назад +6

    The singer at the party was Marty Stewart, the federal agent was randy Travis, and the private casino was Travis tritt. My grandparents love Marty Stewart.

    • @doctorthirteen1700
      @doctorthirteen1700 2 года назад

      The twins at the store are also country singers, their names escape me though.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад

      Wonder why so many musicians were in this?

    • @jamminjohn
      @jamminjohn 2 года назад

      @@JasonBrant Country Music Seagal faze.

  • @randomname9263
    @randomname9263 2 года назад +5

    Jason saying “How many leather jackets does he own?!” sounds like a line from an episode of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”😂

  • @protowolf8974
    @protowolf8974 2 года назад +8

    Nice to see Erin, Jason, and "Cream" watchn movies twice in one week for us. i feel blessed.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад

      We've released two episodes a week since August.

    • @protowolf8974
      @protowolf8974 2 года назад

      @@JasonBrant well.... still feel blessed

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 2 года назад

      When did Brian change his name to Jason? We all know Jason’s nickname is Cream.

    • @protowolf8974
      @protowolf8974 2 года назад

      @@geoffreysorkin5774 oh sorry its not like my dyslexia messed up the names. apologizes

  • @N1xon45
    @N1xon45 Год назад +1

    Seagall probably wrote into his contract that no one is allowed to touch that pie and it needs to be waiting for him in his trailer when he's done shooting for the hour.

  • @treadstone1138
    @treadstone1138 2 года назад +34

    Relationship goals: Jason and Erin. So many quips and Erin continuously breaking her brain/snort laughing. The rest of us can only dream. LOL. And when you guys were talking about fire down below the first thing I thought of was Syphilis Seagal. Lol Keep it up guys! Stay gold!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +8

      She makes it easy for me.

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 2 года назад +3

      @@JasonBrant awwww 👍🏿❤️

  • @AlyrArkhon
    @AlyrArkhon 2 года назад +11

    This was the first Segal movie I ever seen in my teenage years and I found it so cool because of the aikido stuff, I almost started to train aikido.
    And answering the question: Which industry uses so much cyanide: gold mining for example. And yes there are disasters sometimes if the cyanide gets out.

  • @JasonBrant
    @JasonBrant  2 года назад

    Get 50% off your first order of CookUnity meals - go to cookunity.com/jasonbrant and use my code JASONBRANT50 at checkout to try them out for yourself! Thanks to CookUnity for sponsoring this video!

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 2 года назад +6

    I once saw Steven Seagal disembowel an Italian hoagie in 7 seconds

  • @chrisegnoto
    @chrisegnoto Год назад +1

    Oh this is just what I needed. Been living through a somewhat....painful relationship that's tearing at me and then I see this. You three genuinely kept me smiling and even talking to the screen as if you could hear me. So funny. Thank you!

  • @davidtatro7457
    @davidtatro7457 2 года назад +13

    Omg, can we all just have a moment of silence for Marg Helgenberger having to be in this pile? Then we can all breathe a sigh of relief that she ended up moving on to much better things.

    • @warneverchanges709
      @warneverchanges709 Год назад +2

      The worst crime scene she's had to endure on-screen will always be receiving that "lonely with the bees" line

    • @ILoveThisDirtyTown
      @ILoveThisDirtyTown Месяц назад

      🤨 I think Hollywood failed Ms. Helgenberger horribly because they couldn't find a more worthy project for her beauty and talent than this sludge.

  • @kevinramsey417
    @kevinramsey417 2 года назад +14

    Under Siege 2: Dark Territory is the best Seagal movie. I'm also fond of Executive Decision which is technically a Kurt Russell movie that Seagal is in. I'm actually surprised he allowed his character to get killed off in that one.

    • @bal5884
      @bal5884 2 года назад +7

      The director killed off Seagal without him knowing, as apparently he was such a pain on set 😅

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +1

      Actually his best?

    • @michaelmyers3709
      @michaelmyers3709 2 года назад +3

      Under Siege 2 is awesome, no BS just solid action.

    • @aikidoboynj
      @aikidoboynj Год назад

      I also like Under Siege 2 more than the original as well. The score is also super fucking epic.

  • @user-si9fx4xb6v
    @user-si9fx4xb6v Год назад +4

    @Jason Brant: Stephen Lang also played a good guy in Public Enemies (2009), he was one of the F.B.I. agents working with Melvin Purvis (Christian Bale) to take down John Dillinger (Johnny Depp). He had previously worked with director Michael Mann on the tv series Crime Story (1986-1988) and the movie Manhunter (1986).

  • @Ektalon
    @Ektalon 2 года назад +2

    Marty Stuart was the guy playing guitar and singing at the outdoor hootenanny.

  • @SA-zoom1
    @SA-zoom1 2 года назад +6

    I am not ashamed to say I really like this movie, the slower pace and good cast make it one of his better films.

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 2 года назад +1

      My mother loves this movie.. I guess because of the cast and she always liked Randy Travis..

    • @GreenFiend35
      @GreenFiend35 5 месяцев назад +1

      Seriously ! Is it a cinematic masterpiece? Nope. But its got a decent cast good pacing decent story and is entertaining. A goofy fun movie to revisit

  • @shellac23
    @shellac23 2 года назад +2

    That was Randy Travis. Look up the picture of him after he was arrested for public intoxication

  • @silverwolf761
    @silverwolf761 2 года назад +7

    27:47 I like how Brian takes a moment to taste his burp before he tries speaking again

  • @chipchippahson
    @chipchippahson 2 года назад +1

    Ahhhhhhhhh Sifu never ceases to teach me humility and wisdom. And to remind me I need to get some gravy at the grocery store.

  • @josephlyons1727
    @josephlyons1727 2 года назад +15

    I've been hoping that you guys would do this one. Hopefully The Patriot is on the horizon since that one has Sifu playing a doctor with a Messiah complex.

    • @seekingtruth698
      @seekingtruth698 2 года назад +5

      Yes, the Patriot also features Sifu Rinpoche Seagal feeding a fawn with his hands lol

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 2 года назад +4

      The fact he directed that pile is funny too.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +4

      We'll definitely watch that.

    • @michaelmyers3709
      @michaelmyers3709 2 года назад +2

      He didn’t direct The Patriot

  • @brandonstephens6897
    @brandonstephens6897 Год назад +1

    Why does holly wood think all us southerners sound like we're Texan cowboys

    • @Winters_Folly
      @Winters_Folly Год назад

      Because they're complete morons who have no life experience

  • @cmdrwhippedblock5617
    @cmdrwhippedblock5617 2 года назад +8

    Thank you! SBG making my Sunday morning routine far more enjoyable. 😂😂

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +2

      Thanks so much!

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 2 года назад +1

      Been my Sunday routine for over a year, now!

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 2 года назад +1

      @@JasonBrant I, too, look forward to Sunday because of you guys!

    • @Humongous420
      @Humongous420 2 года назад

      @@megatronjenkins2473 I prepare my news scripts every Sunday while listening to these review masterpieces! The routine isn't complete without a Sunday laughing with the SO BAD IT'S GOOD crew

  • @ExtremelyOnlineGuy
    @ExtremelyOnlineGuy 2 года назад +2

    Recently got my girlfriend into your channel. Almost cried tears of joy when she told me she liked it n wanted to watch more. Ik this seems like a paid testimony but man that made my night

  • @JustinJTime
    @JustinJTime 2 года назад +6

    You guys always help perk up my mood when I'm down. More so when it is a Sifu movie!

  • @megatronjenkins2473
    @megatronjenkins2473 2 года назад +2

    715am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, let's do this!!!
    I got a new job yesterday that requires my sleep schedule change: I'm to be an Opener, not a Closer, so I gotta start getting used to it. Gonna keep the same days, I won't miss the live-stream, but I won't see your Thursday videos til later.
    Oh, and I'm getting more money!!! Now, on wit da fun!!!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад

      Congrats! That's awesome!

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 2 года назад

      @Jason Brant thank you, sir! I have about a week and a half to get used to this, before my new job starts. Gonna be weird, lol!

  • @tigrecito48
    @tigrecito48 2 года назад +31

    id love it if someone could take a really good movie, and dub steven seagal statements over all the original badass stuff... i think it would be hilarious

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +3

      🤣

    • @ferdonandebull
      @ferdonandebull 2 года назад +5

      You know that is sort of genius … a really waste of genius but genius none the less..

    • @dubbleplusgood
      @dubbleplusgood Год назад +1

      Corrider Crew went one step further and swapped John Wick for Seagal. Search RUclips for the vid "We replaced John Wick with Stephen Seagal" for the making of.

  • @demonizer133
    @demonizer133 2 года назад

    3:59 LOL, she said "General Commander". Sounds like she's itching to watch THAT Seagal blockbuster as well! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @karlpeter3909
    @karlpeter3909 2 года назад +3

    ”He was… in Alien.”
    Oh, come on - It’s Harry Dean Stanton. King of supporting roles in cult movies.

  • @rivalx7137
    @rivalx7137 2 года назад +1

    as bad as this movie was I remember when they was filming it on location in Jackson Kentucky. Seagal is mostly remembered for being a horrible actor but everyone from that town said he was extremely polite to the locals and would have dinner in some of the small diners around the area.

    • @AztecUnshaven
      @AztecUnshaven 2 года назад

      Not too great of an actor, but a tremendous martial artist.

  • @nightlordAL
    @nightlordAL 2 года назад +6

    Bloody hell! I didn't realise there were 2 Segal environmental movies! I thought this was going to be a film where he's a Indigenous Alasaken fight Sir Michael Caine

  • @markh975
    @markh975 2 года назад +1

    You guys watching Segal movies is why I wake up in the morning... lol. I grew up on him, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger movies.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +1

      One of those is not like the others 🤣

    • @markh975
      @markh975 2 года назад

      @@JasonBrant More true words were never spoken 😆🤣

  • @hyonpyon6822
    @hyonpyon6822 2 года назад +7

    It cracks me up that he probably had available resources and money to get into shape. Yet spent the money on strange looking long coats to cover up his gut and flabby body.

  • @milgeekmedia
    @milgeekmedia Месяц назад

    'I know what he's going to eat!'..... WHOA! LMAO!

  • @AlsoCuteAndFLUFFY
    @AlsoCuteAndFLUFFY 2 года назад +6

    "Did she watch any of his movies?" she was in the most famous one of em Erin🤣

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад

      I'm sure I'll make her watch that at some point.

    • @AlsoCuteAndFLUFFY
      @AlsoCuteAndFLUFFY 2 года назад

      @@JasonBrant i sustain myself on the annoyance of others so i consider that a great success.😁

  • @disturbedlife5691
    @disturbedlife5691 2 года назад +1

    love the channel. keep them coming! on another note, i found a court case online randomly and apparently in my home county now, a mine owner is getting sued/investigsted by the EPA for illegally dumping AMD (had to google, its acidic mining deposits) violating the Clean Water Act. Its West Virginia, so very similar to this plot with multigenerational rich people breaking the law, while controlling politics and law enforcement up to the federal level. This same guys daughter in law (a former senators daughter lol) was caught shipping weed from California with her daughter and got house arrest and never arrested either. Its insane how accurate this plot is.

  • @TomboUK
    @TomboUK 2 года назад +3

    The guy who welcomes him off the plane at the start is Levon Helm, who was the drummer in The Band

  • @marcrodriguez5007
    @marcrodriguez5007 2 года назад

    13:42 - 13:45 ... Brian getting blown away by Jason's melodious voice🤣

  • @DracoXhn
    @DracoXhn 2 года назад +3

    "Maybe it not willl be God awful? " Famous last words....

  • @richardborczynski4955
    @richardborczynski4955 2 года назад +1

    I don't care what Segal's movie it is.....
    Erins face in the beginning when she hears his name is worth so hilarious to me. And your smirk says it all.... Your evil!! I love it

  • @akuma6446
    @akuma6446 2 года назад +4

    “The church burning was fun!” 😂

  • @HighLordSythen
    @HighLordSythen 3 месяца назад

    I often will listen to RUclips videos and do other things instead of watching them actively. I went back to the tab right around 21:18 and laughed out loud.

  • @punchfisttop
    @punchfisttop 2 года назад +3

    Erin's best joke EVER!!!!!

  • @jbard9892
    @jbard9892 Год назад +1

    He was already wearing a girdle in 1995 during Under Seige 2. Two years before this.

  • @thaddeusdaruszka4994
    @thaddeusdaruszka4994 2 года назад +7

    This was one of his movies that I actually enjoy. I think this and Exit Wounds were his last decent films before his career just went to complete crap and he started doing those straight to DVD type films.

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад +2

    90s environmentalist Seagal means that for once it isn't ex-seals martials art master who trained in Japan Seagal, but quarter Apache who was a Texas Ranger Seagal

  • @castortroy6588
    @castortroy6588 2 года назад +3

    Seagal Sundays ! Perfect end to the week 🙏✌️💯😎

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +1

      Hope you enjoyed the video!

    • @castortroy6588
      @castortroy6588 2 года назад +1

      @@JasonBrant I enjoy them all 😎

  • @MsNikkieMichelle
    @MsNikkieMichelle 2 года назад +1

    Yesssssss! Lol. I thought Christmas was over but apparently you’re still handing out gifts. Love it. The tenacious trio!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад

      Didn't feel like a gift to me. 🤣

  • @stevegeorge6880
    @stevegeorge6880 2 года назад +13

    This is the inflection point at which Steven seagal began the inexorable slide into unadulterated awfulness. You can tell by the fact that he obviously replaced stunt partners with dummies in the fight scenes and began putting out direct-to-video work within a year or two in parallel with cinematic releases.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +7

      He didn't bother to learn some of his lines, it seems. He definitely stopped giving a shit.

    • @surferdudetje
      @surferdudetje 2 года назад +1

      Seagal considers fire down below one of his finest works haha.

  • @XombieLejon66
    @XombieLejon66 2 года назад +2

    15:00 Stephen Lang was a good guy recently in a movie called "VFW". Where a bunch of old war vets fight off a siege of young people straight out of a 80's anti drug commercial. I think you guys should give that a watch

  • @scottvincent3062
    @scottvincent3062 2 года назад +5

    This movie has one of the best insults that I use to this day, when seagull tells the bad guys son if your father knew how stupid you are he'd trade you for a pet monkey.
    I just realized Harry Heck the singing hit man from the punisher was one of the bad guys.

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 2 года назад +2

      Harry Heck was in this?!? Huh, I missed him.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +2

      That was Harry Heck?

    • @scottvincent3062
      @scottvincent3062 2 года назад

      @@JasonBrant He was one of the guys segal beat with that pole and was in the background when the cops tried to arrest him for it, his name is mark collie, I thought I recognized him and then saw his name in the credit shot at the end.

    • @seanpoulton2446
      @seanpoulton2446 2 года назад

      I loved him in the Punisher

  • @TheKingOfRuckus
    @TheKingOfRuckus 2 года назад +2

    22:18
    Legendary Erin clip right here 😂😂😂
    And your "Fire Down Below" joke, I was hoping for that the entire show, lmao

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад

      Haha, that was a good one.

  • @Machete1708
    @Machete1708 2 года назад +5

    I challenge you
    To have a 24 hour Steven marathon

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +9

      I'm not man enough for that.

    • @MrFeatheredSerpent
      @MrFeatheredSerpent 2 года назад +3

      Pure torture! 😝

    • @IJudgeYou
      @IJudgeYou 2 года назад

      or slowly drip water on your forehead... same outcome

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 2 года назад +3

      You... you sadist. You're a monster.

  • @ianbeuttel2964
    @ianbeuttel2964 Год назад +1

    That was also travis tritt who is also a country music star in the 80s and 90s. You can see him right after seagal kicks the manager in the nuts for no reason. Obviously Travis Tritt is at the peak of his career having a spot in the great Sensei Seagal's movie...

  • @donaldseale2700
    @donaldseale2700 2 года назад +6

    Thank you for pointing out how heavy they leaned into the stereotypes. I grew up about 20 minutes away from the town this movie is supposed to take place, and while there are a few run-down places like they show here. They are definitely in the minority. The accents they use are also horrible and sound nothing like real locals.

  • @mattpatt199
    @mattpatt199 2 года назад

    Jason: "tonight...is the niiiiight"
    Me: "WHERE TWO BECOME OOOOOONE!"

  • @Ray-dw3wg
    @Ray-dw3wg 2 года назад +14

    This movie had an estimated budget of $60 million but only made back $16 million at box office.
    Also those twins that Seagal was "hitting on" were country singer Loretta Lynns daughters.

    • @floydlooney6837
      @floydlooney6837 2 года назад +1

      With Randy Travis and other cameos I wonder how they got into that mess?

    • @Ray-dw3wg
      @Ray-dw3wg 2 года назад +1

      @@floydlooney6837 I'm guessing Seagals previous successes were able to bring on the bigger stars. Seagal was being pushed back then as the next big action hero but then he just fuzzled out.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +4

      What's with the country singers in this?

    • @floydlooney6837
      @floydlooney6837 2 года назад +3

      @@JasonBrant Maybe they lost a bet

    • @Ray-dw3wg
      @Ray-dw3wg 2 года назад +1

      @@JasonBrant ohh if you havent already, you need to look into Seagals music career.
      He sang some Blues in Moscow and of course he sat down for it.

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 2 года назад +1

    I live 30 states away and I know where it is. The lights on the Nuclear Waste mountain are so bright NASA uses it as a landmark to move satellites. I live 30 states away and we can see the helicopter lights from here.

  • @jordanpaterson9043
    @jordanpaterson9043 2 года назад +14

    The way they all waved there hand at the same time when the movie mentioned the toxic waste dumping was golden 😂

  • @Zoolander824
    @Zoolander824 2 года назад +1

    i say after Segal lost his signature ponytail that’s when everything started to go to hell and i’m waiting to see y’all react to Doom that even the Rock isn’t proud of

  • @eastern2western
    @eastern2western 2 года назад +9

    People can make a career out of laughing at cannon and seagal movies.

  • @ifcdirector
    @ifcdirector 2 года назад

    At 18:44 that's Levon Helm the lead singer and drummer of The Band who sang The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down. He was also the old eccentric guy that Walberg visits in the movie Sniper.

  • @lukefrey491
    @lukefrey491 2 года назад +4

    In answer to Erin's question, yes, that was Randy Travis (at the gas station scene, having a shootout with Sifu Seagal). Also, Travis Tritt (the mullet guy with the mustache at the casino) and Marty Stuart (the mullet guy at the concert near the water) were in the movie, both of whom are country singers. I love 90's country, so that's how I know. If you need some songs to reference each artist by, please let me know!

  • @michaelautrey6641
    @michaelautrey6641 2 года назад +3

    kelly lebrock was in a steven seagal movie as that is how they met. she played the female lead in Hard To Kill.

    • @michaelmyers3709
      @michaelmyers3709 2 года назад

      They were already together when they made Hard to Kill.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад

      They weren't dating before then?

    • @michaelautrey6641
      @michaelautrey6641 2 года назад

      @@JasonBrant well, apparently they were together before. i had assumed that is how they met each other but i guess not.

    • @michaelmyers3709
      @michaelmyers3709 2 года назад

      She married Sifu in 1987, before even Above the Law.

  • @tornadot2025
    @tornadot2025 2 года назад +1

    You know that it is a Seagal movie when Jason literally has to yell at the screen because the characters are so dumb, like at 21:17! This one was so bad that Erin had to take a bathroom break, and the collective facepalm at 26:22 was legendary, lol!

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +1

      The fact that he couldn't figure out where the toxic waste was drove me insane.

  • @MortalGuy247
    @MortalGuy247 2 года назад +8

    I can only hope that you never ran out of Seafood movies 🙂

    • @megatronjenkins2473
      @megatronjenkins2473 2 года назад +3

      Well, he kinda defected, and unless he starts making movies over there, The End is inevitable.

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +2

      I can't wait till that day arrives.

  • @williamjamesayers7719
    @williamjamesayers7719 Год назад

    'I know what he's gonna eat'......BEST line in this episode. And it was VERY fitting that it came from Erin.

  • @kennygaines7972
    @kennygaines7972 2 года назад +5

    Please find one of those jackets for the next Seagal movie.

  • @Psyrus88
    @Psyrus88 2 года назад +1

    I knew I recognized her from somewhere. Marg Helgenberger was in the original CSI series.

  • @-DocHolliday-
    @-DocHolliday- 2 года назад +3

    I actually enjoy this movie and hate myself for it lol

  • @timothybrown2907
    @timothybrown2907 2 года назад +1

    5:57 The first manual labor we seen him do in 30 years outside of pick up a fork to mouth or lift his hand up to grab the P word

  • @Seven_Actual
    @Seven_Actual 2 года назад

    Stopped at 5:57. I remember this movie. Kinda fondly so I bought it and am watching it again now. Will return after completion.

  • @davidfausel9029
    @davidfausel9029 2 года назад

    The (missed) high five - best thing ever in this video lol. Seriously, I love that you guys have gone backwards and are now getting into Seagal movies that actually came from a major studio and had a budget. 🙂

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад +1

      We whiffed hard on that one 🤣

  • @ARweZombiesYet
    @ARweZombiesYet 2 года назад

    Stumbled upon yall couple days ago by magic RUclips algorithm and immediately subscribed. I was showing my buddy and having a good time until he lost it and fart laughed himself when Jason explained a "skullet" haircut. My buddy left very shortly after ... can't imagine why 🤣😂

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  2 года назад

      Welcome aboard! Glad the skullet broke your friend 🤣