Steven Seagal buys a children's hospital | So Bad It's Good
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This one is pretty amazing. Sifu thinks he's Robin Hood, he goes in and out of Southern Seagal, and saves a children's hospital from going out of business. And his fucking hair is the worst it has ever been.
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16:00 I think when Brian said Sifu was an Aikido master, he meant to say 'Taquito Master' but the alcohol prevented him..
Where's Dave?
Ice Cool, was played by Treach, of Naughty By Nature. OPP
And Hip Hop Hooray.
At 18:31 the sheriff from the new show Wednesday is in the movie.
"I KNOW THAT GUY" moment 37: 4:53 is Hawthorne James, he was the bus driver in Speed (No, Not Annie 🤣 the other one)
"Today you dine" - telling it like it is for a Seagal movie.
Today You Fry
Fairly certain that’s the script Seagal says yes too and realized it was a typo later on
It should be "Today you Diet"
I couldn't help myself.
Today you dine lmaooooooooooooooooooooo that was brilliant XDDDD
I lost it at the "GOING OUT OF BUSINESS" sign at the Children's Hospital too. Incredible XD
🤣🤣🤣
Sales were down, they had to file bankruptcy
"Everything must go! We got little kids, big kids, kids tall enough to work in a coal mine, kids small enough to fit in a drain pipe. You need labor...I mean kids, we got em!"
Seafood kept eating all the cafeteria food and they couldn't afford it anymore...
Joe biden has just entered the chat.
Steven Seagal does not think he is fat. Steven Seagal KNOWS he is big boned. His mom told him.
Hes not fat!
Fair enough.
Eric Cartman in Real life
Big bones don't jiggle
''Screw you guys, i'm going to Russia.''
I think he really wanted to do a "black handshake" and the dude refused 🤣
It probably made the dude die MORE than a little to say that whole terrible line when Seafood first walks up to the table and he was trying to save what dignity he had left.
I really hope that's what happened.
Hehe😂
Yes his half assed attempt 😆😆😆💪
@@shawngillespie3532 what's sad is I think he was actually trying
If someone told me I was approaching "Seagalian proportions", then I would seriously start reconsidering my life choices.
Maybe you could start making movies too 😂😂😂😂
Erin's "Today you dine" put me away! The thought of sifu wobbling away and quaffing pies and cakes is hilarious
LoL! 🍽️🥞🍗🍠🌮🍔🥧🍰
So like that "Steven Seagal's America" skit from MADtv lol
@@SteeleZack life becomes art 😂
"Liss towk sum bid'ness", said Seagal at the Domino's counter.
Just to quell any excitement about the Las Vegas car chase, it’s pretty much all stock footage from the Peter Weller movie “Top of the World”. And the rappelling scene where he swings between apartments is stock from the Van Damme movie “The Order”. So yes, Seagal and Van Damme in a movie together. Finally. Kind of.
That explains why the beginning was almost decent.
Weirdly in “Top of the World”, there’s actually a guy riding on top of the money truck. They CGI’d him out.
*Space Ice's voice* Holy shit !
Van Damme, can kick his arse. SS turned down his own challenge with him. JCVD, was pretty cool about it. Lol 👍👍
I didn't realize there was stock footage of car chases. Huh.
Seagal truly is the comedy gift that keeps on giving
If you remember, they had a field day mocking Segal on MAD TV!
@@maxbrandt6 I do!
@maxbrandt6
Let Me walk the stupid path of peace!
too bad most of us just aren't enlightened enough to understand the episode where he hosts SNL, not even the cast or producers understood what they had.
but that is what happens, when you pollute the planet!
Two really neat facts about this film:
- Seagal actually broke Robert Miano's arm in this film. Allegedly this was because Seagal got turned down by Mia Morrow, (for obvious reasons), and she happened to be dating Miano. He actually sued the production company over the injury - they settled out of court.
- Director Don FauntLeRoy (hey, Erin was right) wasn't supposed to direct this - he was merely sent to get Seagal on board for this film by producer Avi Lerner. Seagal almost immediately fired the original director and demanded FauntLeRoy direct the whole film, but eventually they came to an agreement that FauntLeRoywould only direct the stuff Seagal was in, with another director doing everything else. This means that, despite his name being attached to the film, FauntLeRoy didn't actually direct a whole lot of the movie!
Also, that is indeed Seagal singing at the end of the film. His albums are worth a listen - but only once. And not when sober.
you're right, that was neat, not fun :P
You can direct 6 seconds of a movie and get credit...many people get cameo credit and were only on the screen for less than 6 seconds and got full billing. Thats what happens in that industry. EVERYONE gets credit, even the 3rd cameras assistants assistant.
I think it’s fucking hilarious that roasting Steven Seagal has almost become a sub genre for multiple RUclipsrs I follow.
I'm not sure how it started, but it has brought me so many laughs
@@meghanphillips3495 Ikr!
It’s beer time! Just a fun fact. I really wanted to get on your kickstarter for The Last Kumite. I asked my wife about a certain amount and she suggested double. I hope we reach the goal. Cheers to the crew!
You legends. Thanks so much!
hows that fun? where is the entertainment or enjoyment? am i supposed to chug a 12% before reading your message?
@@ravinraven6913 couldn’t hurt.
Every time I see Seagal peeking over Erin’s shoulder I want to scream “STRANGER DANGER!!!”
30 seconds in and Erin already won "Today You Dine" is Fatgal's number one movie and hit single, all over the diner table.
🤣
I couldn't think about more movie names than "Above the Coleslaw", "Hard to Grill", "Under Fridge", "Out for Just Ice", "On Deadly Ground Beef", "Cod of Honor"...
Well done sir!
@@bullshidotv7332 Against the Dark Chocolate
@@doctorthirteen1700 dark chocolate is healthy for the brain and mood, orherwise it had to be somerhing else lol.
Good one ahah! 👍
Fatgals??? Are you speaking of a multitude of chubby women??
Steven Seagal is the Schrodinger's Cat of filmmaking, where he simultaneously tries too hard and doesn't try at all.
Underrated
@@rigelc.hoffman2496 over stated.
well kinda....that would only work on videos no ones seen....once its seen its collapsed into him not trying at all. And it doesn't go back, even though some one else hasn't watched it. So really, it looks like you were trying to be smart, and it really doesn't fit tbh.
It would be closer to say that its simultaneously bad and good. Many times I haven't seen a movie and hear its great, just to watch it and it be bad. With the cat, it being both dead and alive in a superposition doesn't really match the statement. So when someone opens the box and sees its dead, it can't be both dead and alive again for someone else that hasn't opened the box or heard if its alive or dead. Super position is collapsed. Thusly, no super position can exist when it comes to this subject. It is either good or bad.
I have never seen him try too hard, I have never seen him "try"
"Children's Hospital: Going out of business."
Every child must go. 💀
"Walks like a black man. Breathes like a killer." Sensational lol
You just know Segal added that line to the script.
"Ice Cool" was Treach from Naughty by Nature...😂
Chuck Norris once tried to lift Mjolnir. But the hammer wasn't worthy
This movie actually wen thru production hell. The producers had sued Sifu for arriving late on set daily, leaving early, and constantly trying to change the script.
Jason, you really know how to scare your audience in the first few seconds, just by having Segal behind Erin 😱🤣
been afraid of a foodjutsu style assassination happening
@@stevejohnson6593 😂😂😂
Man, that cutout is almost as creepy as the real Sifu
He needs Seagal pop up animatronics activated by his smart phone so he can scare Erin and Brian.
Holy crap! I didn't notice that cardboard cutout of Sifu.
Where is the Sifu Seagal intro? I look forward to that all the time! 😂😂😂
I completely forgot to use it. I suck.
That Segal behind Erin scared the hell out of me when I actually looked at my screen. Lol
🤣🤣🤣
He looks ready to snatch every mother****@! birthday
She didn't it like it, haha.
Saved to "watch later" so I can give this my full attention in bed in silence in a few hours. Steven Seagal is just a gift to humanity, and he doesn't even realise how much of a joke he is.
He has no idea.
@JasonBrant he's deaf to his haters. Echo chamber of self glory. I bet he thinks he's like Chuck Norris and wonders where his Steven Seagal badass jokes are.
At a certain point the Seagal cutout became downright creepy!
That's what I was going for. Erin really didn't like it.
Just imagine seeing that in the corner of your room at 2am. The last thing you hear is some incoherent mumbling before he waddles towards you and snatches your birthday
Sifu was going to snatch Erin's birthdays.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 That nappy headed, tele-tubbie Sifu better leave Erin alone. This old man has Jason's back and would enjoy whippin' Sifu Seagal like a rented mule. 😂
What... 😂😂 What...😂😂😂 what was that dialog?! 😂😂 "Walks like a black man; breaths like a killer? 😂😂😂 Seagal HAD to be the "genius" behind that one. 😂😂
I love how he doesn't just change his accent to show how diverse he is, he always has to have someone from the appropriated race tell him and the audience how good he is at being that race, and it's always that he's the best at fighting for everything they fight for.
Yay, another movie starring our favorite Gravy Seal
It's depressing how many more of his movies I have to watch.
Meal Team Six
@@doctorthirteen1700 😂🤣
"Dude, you said you were a SEAL!"
"No, I said I ATE a seal."
Today You Diet
Something Sifu never said or did
The ‘t’ in diet is silent !
🤣
Erin doing the Ross "salmon skin roll" is the best
715pm in Alaska, dabs ready to go, let's do this!!!!
I've had a long and busy day, and I've been saving this video ALL DAY to chill out to at home! You guys are probably already in bed, lol!
8:38 - EVERY atom of air was expelled from Erin 😆
I love how the final explosion in the background had a significantly lower framerate than the three people walking in the foreground. High quality stuff as usual when Shitfu Seagull makes movies. 🤣
Great reaction as always.
My man has single-handedly kept the F-tier movie lists going for decades. Have some respect for this great man.
The zipper on Segalls coat recieved a meritorious service medal for its efforts in this cinematic masterpiece.
I love that you made his double chin go over the banner in the thumbnail. *Chef's kiss*
The constant insults of Seagal are hilarious 😭 lol 😂
"Walks like a Blackman breathes like a Killer" is my band's new name
Seagal made a film career doing basically one set of moves over and over. It’s awfully easy to do the parry, side step, clothesline combo when you’re 6’5” and 370.
The guy from Roadhouse 5:48 is also the guy from Emergency! (Roy) - Kevin Tighe
The child in the wheel chair in front of the going out of business sign at the hospital is chloe Grace moretz from kick ass and the equalizer
Was wondering why they did not recognize her.
We were busy looking at the insane sign.
she wasnt in a chair
14:45 "The jacket is distending" OMG I can't stop laughing, so good!!!
14:02 Correction: "Waddles like a fat man... wheezes like a fat man. Because he's fat."
I love the clips from previous SBIG videos spliced in when references are made. Really creating a shared universe here. Or at least it helps us keep track of all the horrible movies you all have watched on our behalf. Classic moments which will live on forever.
5:35 Sorry little Lucy your medical has expired. Time to take a trip down the garbage shoot. 🤣
If a children’s hospital went out of business, I hope they don’t just wheel them out onto the curb. 😂
That was Kevin Tighe, “Roy” in Emergency! back in the 70s
I was saddened by the lack of Master Seagal's movie staples. But him singing at the end was this gem's saving grace. Oh, "Ice Kool" was played by Treach...which as someone who was molded by the 90's, should recognize from Naughty By Nature. And now that song is in your head. You're welcome.
"You down with O.P.P. - Yeah you know me!"
No-one's going to appreciate Jason's 'Fisto' t-shirt? That quality is flying under the radar!
I thought I was the only one who noticed it!
We just gonna ignore the fact that Segal is a hero? He saved the children's hospital where Chloë Grace Moretz was being treated. I salute you sifu!
I was gonna comment about this as well. Cant believe they missed that
(Edit: just made it to the end of the video, they did end up realising it was her)
are we just gonna ignore the level of ignorance in the forum space? yes...yes we are
That was Kevin Tighe, who was one of the stars of "Emergency".
If 12% beer is needed to enjoy this than this review is going to be 12% more entertaining 🤣😂🤣
I think Erin was looking for a "cheers" at the beginning lol
The Asian stunt dude is just that. " He has made 80 on-screen film and television appearances and 46 more as a stunt coordinator or stunt double." I always think of Hot Shots part deux. when they fight and dip the fists in honey and candy instead of broken glass.
You guys know that when sifu comes....... and eventualy he will make it to your place. He will sit down and mumble some indistinctive
words to all of you :-)
Seagal showers with his jacket on.
🤣
21:15 Hell, I'd settle for Don Knotts🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣the incredible Mr. Limpett!
Fùck I'm old.
Thank you for extending his chins over the title in the thumbnail. You’ve done a great service to this community.
@1:52 Yoda drinking beer just needs a caption of: "Pregaming to watch a Steven Seagal flick. Cheers!" and I will buy it!
Kevin Tighe is the Road House actor. Far too talented to be in this mess.
Also, "Roy Desoto" from "Emergency!".
Double Douche is way too good for this.
He was also epic in K-9.
@@JasonBrant watch the Tales from the Crypt episode with him and Lance Henrickson "Cutting Cards", it was awesome.
The Seagal head looking over Erin’s shoulder is one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen. It left me unsettled the entire video, thanks!
The 12% beer is basically the same as wine when it comes to alcohol.
Easily the best Sifu vid you've done! Erin being repulsed to the point of dry-heaving over Seagal's hair is always funny. She fuckin' NUKED his pudgy ass with that bit about how he's such a greezy pig-man that he couldn't hold on to a pull-up bar! That reeeeally got me. All the GLARING differences between Sifu & his stunt double... the fact that Seagal can only get his garbage music played by putting it in his garbage movies... priceless. The "going out of business" children's hospital...😂
Oh, God, my sides hurt! Never stop doing your thing, y'all. You lot give me The Joy.
The beer gauntlet got me good 😂
Lol..... matches the tshirt....😅
The last Steven Seagal movie you presented made me contract "Seagal Dread." It's triggering the symptoms of my ailment and I have yet to see the episode beyond the introduction! Curses!
My apologies.
@@JasonBrant Apology accepted, hehe.
The chin hanging over the title banner in the thumbnail. ::chef’s kiss::
Thanks!
Meanwhile, being a consistent luodingus, I am slowly, but surely progressing in learning Indonesian, and as time goes by, able to say more and more things about sifu. For example, the title of this video is (according to my limited understanding of Indonesian grammar): Steven Seagal berpikir dia Robin Hood gemuk.
They say learning works better the more associations you make, and Steven Seagal has already helped me learn the words "fat", "big", "black" and "clothes". Without this wonderful channel, I might have long forgotten this man and missed so many learning opportunities. Thank you for your service!
[edit: grammar]
I knew it was a young Chloe Grace Moretz in the very early scene when they first show the hospital. But she was in a wheel chair. Then at the end no wheel chair. I guess Seagal’s awesomeness cured her.
Me too
Damn, beat me to it. I thought I was the only one who recognized her.
The chin swelling over the text in the thumbnail is pure art.
Steven Blackgal is my favourite era of Seagal's career.
When you get a notification from this channel, you stop what you’re doing to watch it; I wish I wasn’t a brain surgeon.
did you mess up when operating on Seagal?!
@@mooncat7009 I gave the world an entertaining monster.
🤣 🤣 Nice.
To be fair, 'Today You Dine', also works for a Seagal movie. 😂
Great episode but I miss the custom Seagal intro. “I am not a fucking turnip truck.”😂
Sifu isn't fat, it's just his awesomeness is so badass he gained an extra 200lbs to hit that big 375lb badassery mark lol 😂
Dude, your beer gauntlet rocks!! 😂😂🤣🤣
…”we’re approaching Segallian proportions…” [beer out my nose] 😂😂😂🤣🤣
As a Black person who doesn't fit into these stereotypes, Seagal makes me laugh every time.
We need a Seagal Bingo where each time you get a space(Seagal mumbles, is dubbed, gropes a woman, shoot without recharging, etc.) you take a shot and once a column is full you finish your drink!
Of course you'd be unable to finish the movie but... nah there's not really a downside to this, nevermind!😊
5:29 Wait, is that a young Chloe Grace Moretz!? Lmao! Oh sweetie, time to go up for auction out of the terminally ill children’s home!
Its sifu Seagull time!!so glad to see your 3 getting his teachings on regular basis😂
He drank that 12% so fast only 1/4 the way though the movie he couldn't recognize Steven Seagull when there were 4 of him in screen at once 🤣
Interesting that the director is also the cinematographer; the film definitely is shot a lot better than most of his films. Also top notch pyro and stunt work--who on earth puts this kind of investment into a Direct-to-video movie? 😵💫
The combo the Segal over Erin's shoulder and Jason's weird Hulk beer coosie was a win. Having Segal over my shoulder we freak me out.
The guy in the back who never laughs looks like a real jerk who takes himself too seriously.
He is supposed to be in Russia training troops last I heard.
14:03
Her reaction 😂😂😂
12% isn’t beer, it’s wine
I was surprised by how smooth the beer was. Really good stuff.
Jason never missing an opportunity to show off his old school MMA fan street cred, lol. And yes that was indeed Karo Parisyan.
The cropped shots of Erin with Seagal over her shoulder are creepy.
I love that his double chin is down by the title. And the picture itself is priceless. You should put out Steven Seagal art works, Jason.
Ah nice to see Steve truly is like in his movies sitting in one spot staring doing nothing
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE for all that is holy PLEASE put googly eyes on the Seagal standee!!! Oh and another great vid and we even hit tea kettle a bit early. LOL. Love you guys! Stay gold!!!!
"He embarrasses me" I died from that line lmao.
Ngl guys this one was ROUGH!!!!!
"Don't forget the food!" Destroyed me!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
"I'm approaching Seagallian proportions", I almost peed.
Awesome, Awesome Work Guys, Thanks Again!!! 👍👍 Greetings from Helsinki, Finland 🇫🇮🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇸
"Breathes like a killer"
Do killers wheeze a lot or something?
5:32 the equivalent of "I'm two days from retirement!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had mostly been listening to this episode while I work and I finally looked up and noticed a creepy Steven sitting behind you guys. Hilarious 😂
so you just missed the first part where they talk about it? you're listening skills seem to have diminished or you're not good at multi tasking
Yall were talking about Seagals head and that reminded me my dad used to call him Jughead. Thanks for the memories 😂
I, for one, am grateful Seagal was fully clothed in this film.
Brian, your socks are awesome but no one but Segal climaxes with Segal 😆