How to impress a Greek girl
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Coming to USA for my first ever standup comedy tour. What city should I hit? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
New york LA
@@arsenalfan1707 coming in April!!! check my website :)
Atlanta
Hahahaha 😂😜that could be true..
Cafeteria City
"are you British?"
"Beans"
"No bloody way mate! me too!"
😂😂😂😂
Beans means
@@DavidW-us4ymBritish people mostly eat bread and beans. They include beans in everything. It's just a stereotype as i wish
Thats more mexican, fish and chips is more british
@@shadykid5939 idk. But whenever I hear the words "breakfast and beans" it's British for me
"Are you American?"
"That's Offensive."
"Oh my gosh I'm American too!"
dude youtube asked about your comment and i rated it as a 5. Btw, youtube does this when you get report on your comment lol
Underated
Best one
🤣
Best comment lmao
"Are you Mexican?"
"Taco taco! Burrito burrito!"
"Holy shit it's Jennifer Lopez!"
As a Mexican that's offensive! Besides Jlo is not Mexican. She's something else. 😳
Taco flavored kisses for my Ben!!! 💋
🤣
@@edwardlbc562chill bro
It’s from South Park
@@edwardlbc562Jlo is Puerto Rican
“U Indian?”
“Butter chicken”
“Omg! Me too!”
Nah! Butter chicken is more in Pakistan than in India! India is vegetarian! Come on dear!
Nah people eat mostly vegetarian food
Doesn't mean that they don't eat meet
@@vishnub5695 yea that's what I'm saying! Most people donot eat it! Butter chicken doesn't represent India! Find something else! It's just not appropriate that you are representing a predominantly veg country with chicken! Come on! Does it make sense? I didn't say they don't eat chicken at all, but that chicken can't represent a vegetarian! Don't you get it simply? It is like saying Americans are Hindus! Surely there are many Hindus in America but does this religion represent america? (It's just meant to be an example)
@@motivationultra01 sooo on your note does butter chicken represent pakistan??
@@motivationultra01India is not vegan dominant who told you that? Educate yourself
“Are you Italian?”
“Olive Oil.”
“Oh my gosh I’m Italian too!”
"Ravioli."
Proud to be Italian 😂😜
🤣🤣
xD
Best olive oil is from spain
“Are you Portuguese?”
“SIUUUUUUUUUUUU”
“SIUUUUUUUUUUUU”
SIUUUUUUUU
SIUUUUUUUUU
SIUUUUUUUUU
SIUUUUUUU
SIUUUUUUUUUUUU
" Are you polish?"
" BOBER KURWA"
" ME TOOOOOO"
Czekałem na to 😂
Jebaniutki 😢
Kurwa 😂
Tsch Jestesh gwadny
Xomik 🐹
"Are you American"?
"Gunshot noises."
"Wow I'm American too!"
“Are you Indian?”
“This is Microsoft technical support”
“Omg I’m Indian too!”
Fucking hate those morons
Oh- 💀
😂
Llol
😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀
"Bro i got the body of a Greek God."
"Yeah? Which one?"
"Dionysus"
At least dyyonisus is the most fun. Wine? Check. Exctasy? Check. Party and Insanity? Check.
😂@@angeloliver7613
This dude got the body of Pan.
@@karlbro7287 I googled and his body doesn’t look bad tho? I mean, I think this modern way of looking buff is wayyy too much.
Edit: To people not understanding me: when I looked up „Dionysus“ Google showed me a man with slight abs and pretty slim man. Not sure what y’all are talking about.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Are you a secret agent?”
“No!”
“Me neither!”
top tier comment
What if I am
@heetjani7573 you are not. Like me, I'm not an agent too
"Are you Jamaican?"
"Bomboclaat"
"Backside, I'm Jamaican too!"
Bruhh 😂
"Are you American?"
"Africa is a country."
"Oh my gosh I'm American too!"
Underrated comment
Lol !
Best one
On point😂😂😂😂😂😂
Low hanging fruit. But yea, some of us. Spoiled
"Are you British"
"Bo'oh'o'wo'ah"
"OMG I'm British too"
I don't get this joke, did you mean a borehole of water?
@@stephenochieng9712 It means "bottle of water".
There's a meme in youtube about a Brit who gets teased by his American fellow because of the way he says "bottle of water". The Brit makes it sounds like "bo ho o woh" 😆
@@ekosoelistiyo4532 a borehole of water would do just fine, innit mate?
@@stephenochieng9712 Sure! 😉😂
i say bottle of water tho... Guess you people think all Brits have 1 accent
"Are you portuguese?"
"Bacalhau"
"WHAT, MAN SAME!"
"Are you Algerian?"
"Couscous"
"OMG ME TOO!!"
"...."
"...."
"Omg, I'm Finnish, too!"
what does it mean tho
@@bakiciciteye_7702 Finns hate small talk, are more introverted and enjoy silence and I totally feel that
@@Raven_Moon777I dated a Finnish girl. I remember before I dated her I walked with her for two weeks to uni from the dorms. I did all the talking she smiled then I saw her drinking you can probably tell the rest. She invited me for coffee at 9pm awkward people I like em
Bwoah
Perkele
"Are you German?"
"Yes"
"Ok"
probably the most accurate one lmao
@@spade3779 because germans have brains
😂
Ja
Yeah why do people get so hyped up when they see people from their country
Thankyou for making me smile. It's so difficult with depression. Days go by and then things like this change my mood. Going for a walk now. Thanks for the rest of the day
I understand how you feel. I have clinical depression. We got this!
Brother, if you have a daily routine and go to a gym and you actually take care of yourself and start living your true potential.... You won't have depression (whatever circumstances you might have you can overcome it)
@@furiousfuel
If you've never been severely depressed yourself, that's easy to say. Depression robs you of all your energy; the simplest things around the house can be too much. Getting to a gym is almost impossible, as is maintaining motivation. In addition, there is little joy in things that make healthy people feel happy.
“Are you italian?”
“I evade taxes”
“Omg I’m Italian too!”
Lol, every time a good pizzeria opens
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
"Are you Australian?"
"Nah yeah"
"Maaate"
😂😂
underrated
Ha ha - I felt that
STRUUUUTH
true blue
"Are you Nigerian ?"
"My uncle is prince but needs your credit card"
Holy, Western union me too
Ha!
LOL Dude these replies are dead on.
😂😂😂
Stop scamming my phone nigerians!!
Goddamn😂, I'm Nigerian but this cracked me up
"Are you jamaican?"
"Here i come I am cinnamon"
"Omg I'm jamaican too"
Bomboclattttttt
“Are you French?”
“Croissant”
“Incroyable! Moi aussi!”
(I’m half French, half British).
(mostly British).
Mostly British ! that's why you joke isn't fun i assume 😂
“Are you Chinese?”
“Bing chilling”
“Oh my god marry me.”
‘I slap you booiii!’
Lmao
Bing chilling?is this a historical or mythological thing?
@@guru8698it's ice cream
@@guru8698 it's both
“Are you American?”
“What the fuck is a kilometer”
“Oh my gosh I’m American too!”
😂
"Are you American?"
"Wait what's a manual?"
"Oh my gosh I'm American too!"
🤣
hahaahhaha xD
@@dudechilltfout we said that in Greece Too xD 😂😂😅
“Are you American?”
“Nuclear bombs”
“No way! Me too!”
She's gorgeous
“Are you racist?”
“I’m not racist, but . . . “
“I’m racist too!!!”
I have No but
Same
@@fuxihutterer8088you don't need a but.. I like em flat
@@fuxihutterer8088 im sorry to hear that, im sure its there somewhere
💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
“Are you Swedish?”
“IKEA”
“OMG me too”
"Ott mein Goudan!"
@@WillMakeFriedChickenwut
Fergy fergy ferg. Forda dorda shoola dooo
reading this while rotting in bed with my blahaj, life is good man, life is good
Yngwie J. Malmsteen?
Malaka, malaka, pousti pousti...
As a Greek I can confirm that's how American Greeks think real Greeks are.
“Are you scottish??”
“SCOTLAND FOREVERRRR”
“*bagpipes*”
“Are you Canadian?”
“Sorry eh?”
“I’m Canadian too, eh?”
"Whats all this abut?"
@@MisterArchieoi ya fackin hozer, get yer thumb out o yer ass and get back ta werk
“Are you Canadian?”
“Sorry..Maple Syrup”
hey buddeh
Eh buddies, just got back from the LC, got me a mickey of crown, gunna pour some into my double double from timmies, are we watching the leafs tonight? Your place or mine eh?
“Are you Romanian ?”
“I stole your wallet”
“Oh my gosh I’m Romanian too!”
"She stole his wallet too"
Damn 🤣
Kurva, don't steal my identity
"Stole it right back😮"
Neapolitan *
"Are you Austrian?"
"HEIL!"
"Wait a second!?"
"Skiing and the alps"
"No way me too bro"
"Are u Albanian?"
"Benz and Mafia"
"OMG me too"
"Are you Indian?"
"I'M UNDA THE WATAR"
"Oh my gosh I'm Indian too!"
Tech support
RACIST
"Are you Indian"
"Samosa"
"Omg! im Indian too!
💀
Racist
"Are you British?"
"Bo'ohw'o'wo'er"
"Oh my gosh I'm British too!"
din't see that coming
Hahahahahahhaha
Bri'ish innit bruv!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lmfao
Didn't you mean Bri'ish
"are you Indian"
"Bacchi"
"Bhava me too"
Kya bolte bantai ( from nalasopara gareebon ka sahara )
"Are you turkish?"
"Kebab."
"No way, me too"
Kebap is not belong to Turks. Most of these dishes do not exist in our culture. Turks are a Eurasian nation, not Middle Eastern, and they have almost no food culture. Most of the people doing the kebab business are Kurds. So there is really no such thing as Turkish cuisine. He's not rich at all.
“Are you Australian?”
“ɯɐ I sǝ⅄”
“¡ooʇ ǝW ¡¡ʎɐʍ oN”
Lol
Welcome to the land down under!
How the fu…
Excuse me what in the actual f**k
ɐɥʇoɹq ʎɯ 'ǝnɹ┴
"Are you American?"
"Did you just assume my nationality??"
"Omg, me too!"
How dare you assume my nationality 😡😡😡
Perfection. xd
Underrated ⬆️
Instead of OMG me too you should've put #metoo lol
"OMG ARE YOU CALIFORNIAN TOO?"
"DID YOU JUST ASSUNE MY GENDER?!?!?"
"ME TOO"
You can't unsee that.
"do you like children"
"Yes?I love them"
"I am pdf file too"💀
"Are you german?"
"Yes."
"I'm an efficient german too"
So both drove into the sunset with abnormal speed, lost their way caused by bad internet, crashed and bured alive...
but at least together
@@lukasmoschek2247 before that they got married to save on taxes
@@lukasmoschek2247average Gebrüder Grimm märchen
@@nelus7858wait, there are other reasons??? o.O
"Are you German?"
"NEIN!!"
"Omg me too"
"Are you Argentinian? "
Starts speaking german
"No way bro me too"
lol
Underrated comment
BROOOO 💀💀💀
Damn
Hm I don't get it
"are you Indian?"
"Butter chicken"
"Omg i am indian too"
“Are you Canadian?”
“Sorry”
“OMG Same!”
Wtf😂
😂😂😂
Yeah, gotta update that sorry, for new pronouns 🤣
*Are you Canadian?
"Sorry"
*"I am a comedian"*
It’s sore-e for me 😂
"are you brazillian?"
"⚽"
"marry me"
"are you brazillian?"
*double jumps*
"marry me"
⚽️ = Argentina
"Gibe moni plos"
@@a..j3783 Nah, Brazil has more World Cups 🙂
@@brendon205 Last time they Won....was over more then 20 years
"Are you Japanese?"
"今何て言ったの？日本語で話せ"
"😐"
"Are you Japanese?"
"Nani?"
"OMG, I'm Japanese too"
"-Are u japanese?"
"-Gohan"
"-No freakin wayy~"
"Are iu japanizu?"
Ara ara
Omg me too
"Tuturu!"
"Omg, me too"
arigato komedasai
“Are you South African?”
“Robs you at gun point.”
“Omg I’m South African too!”
no, no. no, it's "Voetsak"
Last person i ment from thre was angry 24/7
You got South Africa mixed up with Brazil, my guy😂
Is that specific only to the south?
@@mid1429😂😂
That sudden greek got me 🤣🤣🤣
His stomach won't let you hug him properly 😂
"are you American?"
"I have a shotgun"
"Omg I'm American too"
As an American I approve of this.
American from which country?...there are so many countries in America
@@wilroscampos6853you know which one lol
@@wilroscampos6853🙄
“are u Italian”
“I have a better shotgun”
“omg I'm Italian too”
"Are you Russian?"
"No noo i am from England,Amerika"
"Me too Comrade"
Bro she is GORGEOUS
"Are you Irish As well?"
"Potato"
"FUCKIN WHERE!"
😂😂😂😂 🇮🇪
FUCK 😂
"Hmmm... But maybe you are Belarusian..."
@@ThanosManThingAren't they more Borscht? Although potato = Vodka
Boxty on the griddle 😋
“Are you Korean”
“Hakuna matata”
“Wow, I’m Korean too!”
You tell me that I can speak Korean?!
LMFAOO
I saw this video 😂😂
i saw that video 😂😂😂 still funny
average american's knowledge of the world😂
"Are you Moroccan?"
"Tikchbila"
"Tiwliwla"
He looks like a turk, no Greek would be fooled
"Are you Vietnamese?"
"🌳🌳🌳"
"Oh my gosh, I'm Vietnamese too!"
Underrated comment 🔥😂
Ah, a man of culture.
💀💀🤣🤣
😅 i am confused
@@trieet9827trees started speaking Vietnamese
"Are you an Indian?"
"Hakuna Matata"
"OMG ! You're not"
" Are you Danish?"
"Lego"
"Me too!"
“you mexican?”
“birria”
“ah me too guey!”
"are you mexican?"
"taco supreme"
"omgg me too"
"se robaron el tanque de gas"
@@eveeen7205 Taco supremo?? You mean Tacobell
I'll take two.
@@eveeen7205gringo
"are you french?"
"Kwassant"
"Omg me too"
😂😂😂😂
🥐😂
Croissant
Kwassant? What is that?
@@HBBatista how to pronounce Croissant like the French 😉
That Greek girl is stunning ❤️
It’s good and all but one thing to remember
Hide the crack at the end 😊 thanks.
"Are you Swedish?"
"Walks away"
"Yes they are"
Id of gone with stays neutral
¨Walks away''@@user-wg6ib8jj5s
I'd have*
Nice
-"Are you Burmese?"
-"Lee lar"
-"Lee bal"
"Are you Canadian?"
"MAPLE SYRUP HOCKEY 3000"
"(niceword) WHERE?"
"Are you Swedish?"
"IKEA & köttbullar"
"Wow, I'm Swedish too"
Yessir, köttbullar are my favourite
I can pronounce koenigsegg
Minecraft
Surströmming!Surströmming!Surströmming!
Jörgen❤❤
“Are you French?”
*eats an entire croissant*
“Me too bro!”
I'm French and I hate croissants
@@user-yk1ce8ri5pMe too bro
@@user-yk1ce8ri5p Plot twist : t'es Corse.
@@Greeneetch Non non, je suis Berrichon 😂
@@user-yk1ce8ri5p quelle est donc cette hérésie? On en a guillotiné pour moins que ça
“Are you Korean?”
“Spice”
“ME TOO!”
She’s so pretty
Kalamata Olive
“Are you American?”
“Obese”
“OMG I’m American too!”
Wow it will be much easier for me to get a green card =D im sooooo american
Lmfaooo
*nauru*
Underrated
"Are you European?"
"I Surrender"
"OMG I'm European too"
"Are you Somali?"
"I am the captain now!"
"Oh my gosh, I am Somali too!"
Hahahaha! No way! 😂
Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is gold.
That's funny ❤
She is so beautiful......i watched this thing like 5 times.
“Are you German?”
“Nein.”
“Oh my gosh I’m German too!”
Austrian probably
he's Austrian
Oh mein gott
@Orçun no?
@@basharassadreal1971 same thing
"are u russian?"
"cyka blyat"
"omg let's meet my parents"
"Are you Elizabeth Olsen¿"
"Pizdech nahui blyat'"
"Yes, you are"
Ппххехаахах😵🤙
Hello from Russia!!
Best comment lol
Privyet sooka!
"are you chilean?"
"we are the best country of Chile"
"la volaita I'm chilean too!!"
"Are you Japanese ?"
"My crush is a drawing"
"Omg I am Japanese too"
"Are you Scottish?"
"Fuck the English"
"I'm Scottish too?
Underrated comment
That could be Welsh too.
best
@@eliavi3251 and Irish
@@codpeyfaarmy3480 Or American
"Are you Russian?"
"Vodka."
"oh my god you are russian"
@Radletorn чувак, у русский и я нихуя не понял
@Radletorn что блять
@Radletorn я потерял ту еле заметную грань нашего с тобою разговора
@AjaxПонял
@Ajax нет, на вашем языке это будет "none"
"Are you Indian”
”I eat jolochips for breakfast ”
“OMG I'm Indian too”
Wtf is a jolochip?
“Are you Texan?”
🔫🔫🔫
“No way! Me too!”
"Are you Chinese"
"EmOtIoNaL dAmAgE"
"Omg I'm Chinese too!"
😂
🎶🎶
My son so dumb
Iq=21
Tried to make friends
But called him Ching chong
Tried date da girl Su Jong
She said hell no
Cuz he isn't handsome
He is so broke
Cant buy a wantung
Faiiilureee yaaaa yaa🎶🎶
Underrated 😂
“Are you Canadian”
“ I hate Trudeau”
“what no way! Me too”
"Are you Canadian?"
"I am extremely sorry I didn’t hear you"
"Omg I am Canadian too"
"Are you North Korean?"
"No."
The best 😅😅😅
The best 😅
Best one 😂😂
Ok
😂😂
Not his pants showing his lined property while he was running 😂😂😂
"Are you Italian"
"Mama Mia"
"Omg me too"
'Are you Nigerian?'
'Why are you running!'
'Oh my gosh!'😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Are you Nigerian?"
"Nigerian prince!"
"Ohh, I'm Nigerian too!"
Bro ☠️😂
Seriously: What?!😅
@@L_M_V Look up scam mails or scan calls. 😄
Jolof rice .
Yes I'm Nigerian too
As a Nigerian prince this is in fact disrespectful 😂😭
"Are you Indian"?
"butter chicken"
Omg Im Indian too
”Are you chinese?”
”Taiwan Isn’t a country.”
”Oh my gosh I'm Chinese too!”
"1 + 1 = 2"
"Oh my gosh I'm also Chinese!!!"
@@topadoku😂
Lmaoooo
Lol chilllll 😂
I guess I’m Chinese lol
"Are you American?"
"I own 69 guns"
"I am an American too"
😂😂😂
"Are you Jamaican?"
"Ganja"
"Wait...I'm Jamaican too"
😏
This is only one that makes sense.
I am an American and I own 2 guns, thanks to Bidenflation.
“Are you Australian?”
“Blimey, it’s chockers in here!”
“Oh my gosh I’m Australian too!! :D”
"Are you Albanian?"
"Yes but i live in..."
"Me too"