How to impress a Greek girl

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @NeemaNaz
    @NeemaNaz  Год назад +10047

    Coming to USA for my first ever standup comedy tour. What city should I hit? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @Redline767
    @Redline767 Год назад +61971

    "are you British?"
    "Beans"
    "No bloody way mate! me too!"

    • @TheStudent02
      @TheStudent02 Год назад +347

      😂😂😂😂

    • @DavidW-us4ym
      @DavidW-us4ym Год назад +199

      Beans means

    • @void_360
      @void_360 Год назад +461

      ​@@DavidW-us4ymBritish people mostly eat bread and beans. They include beans in everything. It's just a stereotype as i wish

    • @shadykid5939
      @shadykid5939 Год назад +108

      Thats more mexican, fish and chips is more british

    • @void_360
      @void_360 Год назад +137

      @@shadykid5939 idk. But whenever I hear the words "breakfast and beans" it's British for me

  • @reddeadnorse6989
    @reddeadnorse6989 2 года назад +141585

    “Are you Italian?”
    “Olive Oil.”
    “Oh my gosh I’m Italian too!”

    • @Chorophilax
      @Chorophilax 2 года назад +3327

      "Ravioli."

    • @Blasphemousa
      @Blasphemousa 2 года назад +1093

      Proud to be Italian 😂😜

    • @isadiasheikh
      @isadiasheikh 2 года назад +180

      🤣🤣

    • @Ranteray
      @Ranteray 2 года назад +63

      xD

    • @RHR147
      @RHR147 2 года назад +404

      Best olive oil is from spain

  • @notaethetic8063
    @notaethetic8063 2 года назад +43276

    "Are you American?"
    "That's Offensive."
    "Oh my gosh I'm American too!"

    • @lmaolol8892
      @lmaolol8892 2 года назад +1710

      dude youtube asked about your comment and i rated it as a 5. Btw, youtube does this when you get report on your comment lol

    • @JM-st1le
      @JM-st1le 2 года назад +472

      Underated

    • @lickow3820
      @lickow3820 2 года назад +374

      Best one

    • @spinash7864
      @spinash7864 2 года назад +104

      🤣

    • @JunnyR-qw8jh
      @JunnyR-qw8jh 2 года назад +141

      Best comment lmao

  • @equestrian.life.
    @equestrian.life. 3 месяца назад +710

    😊 - Are you American?
    😠 - Did you just assume my ethnicity?
    😊 - Oh my God, me too!!!

    • @etcwhatever
      @etcwhatever Месяц назад

      Ethnicity 😂 you are all more mixed than scrambled eggs. 😅

    • @raging_nerdaholic5233
      @raging_nerdaholic5233 Месяц назад +6

      American is a nationality not an ethnicity

    • @lyrexices9965
      @lyrexices9965 Месяц назад +30

      ​@@raging_nerdaholic5233 being confindently wrong is also an american traite.

    • @jordanbailey8808
      @jordanbailey8808 Месяц назад

      Baaahahahahah😂

    • @equestrian.life.
      @equestrian.life. Месяц назад +2

      @@raging_nerdaholic5233 Exactly

  • @shrekscrusader1139
    @shrekscrusader1139 Год назад +26872

    “Are you Portuguese?”
    “SIUUUUUUUUUUUU”
    “SIUUUUUUUUUUUU”

  • @Harry7_1_1
    @Harry7_1_1 6 месяцев назад +4854

    "Are you Russian?"
    "No noo i am from England,Amerika"
    "Me too Comrade"

    • @ComradeMiladin
      @ComradeMiladin 6 месяцев назад +134

      Who's your president?

    • @Geoluke-420
      @Geoluke-420 6 месяцев назад +282

      Uh...Michael Jordan.

    • @escapist279
      @escapist279 6 месяцев назад +95

      "Are you Russian?"
      "Suka"
      "Blyat"

    • @mbianca1021
      @mbianca1021 6 месяцев назад

      suka is a polish cure word. it means b*tch

    • @BondJFK
      @BondJFK 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@ComradeMiladinTrump

  • @Are0hEssEss
    @Are0hEssEss Год назад +10564

    "...."
    "...."
    "Omg, I'm Finnish, too!"

    • @bakiciciteye_7702
      @bakiciciteye_7702 Год назад +66

      what does it mean tho

    • @CultOfSol777
      @CultOfSol777 Год назад +659

      @@bakiciciteye_7702 Finns hate small talk, are more introverted and enjoy silence and I totally feel that

    • @y25151956
      @y25151956 Год назад +342

      ​@@CultOfSol777I dated a Finnish girl. I remember before I dated her I walked with her for two weeks to uni from the dorms. I did all the talking she smiled then I saw her drinking you can probably tell the rest. She invited me for coffee at 9pm awkward people I like em

    • @MYTHNL90
      @MYTHNL90 Год назад +25

      Bwoah

    • @TheZcarekrow
      @TheZcarekrow Год назад +48

      Perkele

  • @SarahConnor618
    @SarahConnor618 3 месяца назад +252

    "Are you dutch?"
    "Uhmmm..."
    "Yes, lets just split the bill"

    • @lkaratekid
      @lkaratekid 2 месяца назад +1

      I love rdr2

    • @eskewroberts7663
      @eskewroberts7663 2 месяца назад +6

      "are you Dutch?"
      "I gotta plan. One more job and we're off to Tahiti"

    • @SammyBoyReal
      @SammyBoyReal 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@eskewroberts7663 LIVING IN PARADISE AND EATING MANGOES!!!!

    • @PemberantasNetidjens
      @PemberantasNetidjens Месяц назад

      I'm your 69th Likes?
      NOICE!! 🇳🇱💩

    • @AceTree-b3d
      @AceTree-b3d Месяц назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @yur4kiii
    @yur4kiii 2 года назад +27221

    "Are you American?"
    "Africa is a country."
    "Oh my gosh I'm American too!"

  • @Gilloe
    @Gilloe Год назад +7078

    "Are you Nigerian ?"
    "My uncle is prince but needs your credit card"
    Holy, Western union me too

  • @chilliam65
    @chilliam65 2 года назад +32836

    “Are you Indian?”
    “This is Microsoft technical support”
    “Omg I’m Indian too!”

  • @jakubkalinowski2469
    @jakubkalinowski2469 2 месяца назад +130

    "Are you Polish?"
    "Kurwa.."
    "I'm Polish too!! 😊"

  • @Knightmare2018
    @Knightmare2018 Год назад +7566

    “Are you Canadian?”
    “Sorry eh?”
    “I’m Canadian too, eh?”

    • @MisterArchie
      @MisterArchie Год назад +36

      "Whats all this abut?"

    • @UertLol
      @UertLol Год назад

      @@MisterArchieoi ya fackin hozer, get yer thumb out o yer ass and get back ta werk

    • @sandipanchatterjee5017
      @sandipanchatterjee5017 Год назад +64

      “Are you Canadian?”
      “Sorry..Maple Syrup”

    • @codymoorcroft1489
      @codymoorcroft1489 Год назад +8

      hey buddeh

    • @Vulcan23
      @Vulcan23 Год назад +11

      Eh buddies, just got back from the LC, got me a mickey of crown, gunna pour some into my double double from timmies, are we watching the leafs tonight? Your place or mine eh?

  • @kimpoulsen4163
    @kimpoulsen4163 Год назад +1160

    "Are you Swedish?"
    "Walks away"
    "Yes they are"

    • @SharonButler-l6o
      @SharonButler-l6o Год назад +7

      Id of gone with stays neutral

    • @kimpoulsen4163
      @kimpoulsen4163 Год назад

      ¨Walks away''@@SharonButler-l6o

    • @MJayyyS
      @MJayyyS Год назад +6

      I'd have*

    • @stephenmilton9998
      @stephenmilton9998 10 месяцев назад

      Nice

    • @Nath-sn1mv
      @Nath-sn1mv Месяц назад

      So true!
      There is this idea that Swedish are the happiest people...
      BS!!! they're miserable hahhaha

  • @Mario_1611
    @Mario_1611 7 месяцев назад +2723

    "Are you Jamaican?"
    "Bomboclaat"
    "Backside, I'm Jamaican too!"

  • @LazyyyyBatman
    @LazyyyyBatman 4 месяца назад +89

    "Are you Indian?"
    "Chai?"
    "I'm Indian too"

  • @stinkymonke3622
    @stinkymonke3622 Год назад +9872

    "Bro i got the body of a Greek God."
    "Yeah? Which one?"
    "Dionysus"

    • @angeloliver7613
      @angeloliver7613 Год назад +451

      At least dyyonisus is the most fun. Wine? Check. Exctasy? Check. Party and Insanity? Check.

    • @ambermartinez2616
      @ambermartinez2616 11 месяцев назад

      😂​@@angeloliver7613

    • @karlbro7287
      @karlbro7287 11 месяцев назад +123

      This dude got the body of Pan.

    • @Milkomeda_Galaxy
      @Milkomeda_Galaxy 11 месяцев назад +95

      @@karlbro7287 I googled and his body doesn’t look bad tho? I mean, I think this modern way of looking buff is wayyy too much.
      Edit: To people not understanding me: when I looked up „Dionysus“ Google showed me a man with slight abs and pretty slim man. Not sure what y’all are talking about.

    • @badoocee1967
      @badoocee1967 11 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TradingFeline
    @TradingFeline Год назад +4319

    “Are you Chinese?”
    “Bing chilling”
    “Oh my god marry me.”

  • @MultiRen
    @MultiRen Год назад +4315

    "Are you Australian?"
    "Nah yeah"
    "Maaate"

  • @Jixxerawx
    @Jixxerawx 3 месяца назад +66

    "are u German"
    "Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland"
    "OMG me too"

    • @larinette
      @larinette Месяц назад

      Hahahah jaa😂😂😂

    • @noxxilein
      @noxxilein Месяц назад +1

      Nah, ein Joke über Bernd das Brot hätte als Überzeugung doch safe schon gereicht😂

    • @samcodmgamer6969
      @samcodmgamer6969 Месяц назад +1

      ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ bro pulled out the wild card

    • @1UPGamingNetwork
      @1UPGamingNetwork 29 дней назад

      This sounds familiar

  • @crispypoptart4336
    @crispypoptart4336 2 года назад +7755

    “Are you American?”
    “What the fuck is a kilometer”
    “Oh my gosh I’m American too!”

    • @swankbank
      @swankbank 2 года назад +39

      😂

    • @dudechilltfout
      @dudechilltfout 2 года назад +144

      "Are you American?"
      "Wait what's a manual?"
      "Oh my gosh I'm American too!"

    • @SAMIR-de5xi
      @SAMIR-de5xi 2 года назад +8

      🤣

    • @zerefqu
      @zerefqu 2 года назад +14

      What the fuck is a mile

    • @Thesovran
      @Thesovran 2 года назад +9

      What the fuck is km 😂😂 actually made me laugh so hard, thank you

  • @satyabanerji1982
    @satyabanerji1982 2 месяца назад +473

    "Are you Pakistani?'
    "Please Give me some Money "
    "OMG your Pakistani "
    😅😂😅😂

    • @ameyshinde04
      @ameyshinde04 2 месяца назад +7

      😂

    • @johnova498
      @johnova498 2 месяца назад

      "Are you Indian?"
      "I need cow urine!"
      OMG you Indian!!!🎉🎉🎉

    • @mubeenwali7806
      @mubeenwali7806 2 месяца назад +31

      Avg lundian

    • @RetroSage
      @RetroSage 2 месяца назад

      'Are you Indian?'
      'Send Bobs and vegeny please'
      'OMG your Indian'

    • @phonycraft
      @phonycraft 2 месяца назад +21

      ​@@mubeenwali7806cry more 😂

  • @EpicManaphyDude
    @EpicManaphyDude Год назад +1613

    “you mexican?”
    “birria”
    “ah me too guey!”

  • @lionjeimusic
    @lionjeimusic Год назад +482

    "Are you Aussie?"
    "Bunnings snag"
    "Bloody oath mate me too!"

    • @lochlanmcgregor998
      @lochlanmcgregor998 Год назад +3

      Thank you for translating, I didn't understand the joke until this 😂

    • @Ahmad17378
      @Ahmad17378 Год назад +2

      Hahah nothing beats them

    • @nilesh6137
      @nilesh6137 Год назад

      Didn't understand.

    • @valerianocosta5976
      @valerianocosta5976 Год назад +2

      You mozzie... Thank's for the laugh!

    • @Ahmad17378
      @Ahmad17378 Год назад +2

      @@nilesh6137 means u ain’t ozzy lil bro

  • @vihaankerkar1033
    @vihaankerkar1033 Год назад +6750

    "Are you British"
    "Bo'oh'o'wo'ah"
    "OMG I'm British too"

    • @Pound_rick
      @Pound_rick Год назад +57

      I don't get this joke, did you mean a borehole of water?

    • @ekosoelistiyo4532
      @ekosoelistiyo4532 Год назад +135

      ​@@Pound_rick It means "bottle of water".
      There's a meme in youtube about a Brit who gets teased by his American fellow because of the way he says "bottle of water". The Brit makes it sounds like "bo ho o woh" 😆

    • @Pound_rick
      @Pound_rick Год назад +36

      @@ekosoelistiyo4532 a borehole of water would do just fine, innit mate?

    • @ekosoelistiyo4532
      @ekosoelistiyo4532 Год назад +4

      @@Pound_rick Sure! 😉😂

    • @topher3161
      @topher3161 Год назад +17

      i say bottle of water tho... Guess you people think all Brits have 1 accent

  • @mrkne7
    @mrkne7 3 месяца назад +40

    She is stunning!!!

  • @Greek_Guy
    @Greek_Guy 2 года назад +20601

    "Are you British?"
    "Bo'ohw'o'wo'er"
    "Oh my gosh I'm British too!"

  • @civilengineer057
    @civilengineer057 Год назад +3920

    "Are you Japanese?"
    "Nani?"
    "OMG, I'm Japanese too"

  • @revrave
    @revrave 2 года назад +3168

    “Are you Spanish?”
    “No”
    “Oh my gosh, I’m Spanish, too.”

    • @shokolate1211
      @shokolate1211 2 года назад +50

      I literally read that with the accent of tha one cleaning woman from Family Guy 😂😂😂 " *no* "

    • @santigarr
      @santigarr 2 года назад +26

      Write it as "Noh" to put some accent to it 😎👍

    • @hazMatt_1
      @hazMatt_1 2 года назад +6

      Si soy

    • @MJ-00001
      @MJ-00001 2 года назад +2

      @@hazMatt_1 yo tambien lol

    • @inaki1813
      @inaki1813 2 года назад +8

      Ñ

  • @alexandero9936
    @alexandero9936 2 месяца назад +4

    Say whatever you want but that last thing damn near convinced me

  • @DragonfirePlayz
    @DragonfirePlayz 2 года назад +4557

    "Are you Canadian?"
    "Sorry."
    "Oh my gosh I'm Canadian too!"

    • @sagnikjana8718
      @sagnikjana8718 2 года назад +4

      😂😂

    • @spideysense8557
      @spideysense8557 2 года назад +79

      "Are you Canadian?"
      "I am Punjabi"
      "Oh my gosh I'm Canadian too!"

    • @gadriver
      @gadriver 2 года назад +33

      "are you canadian?"
      "On est au Québec hostie d'anglo"
      "Oh..."

    • @marvelfan526
      @marvelfan526 2 года назад +4

      @@spideysense8557 Me being Punjabi "Yup that's true" 😅

    • @spideysense8557
      @spideysense8557 2 года назад +3

      @@marvelfan526 iddr v punjabi aa vro

  • @SergieXD
    @SergieXD Год назад +1867

    "Are you german?"
    "Yes."
    "I'm an efficient german too"

    • @lukasmoschek2247
      @lukasmoschek2247 Год назад +85

      So both drove into the sunset with abnormal speed, lost their way caused by bad internet, crashed and bured alive...
      but at least together

    • @nelus7858
      @nelus7858 Год назад +63

      @@lukasmoschek2247 before that they got married to save on taxes

    • @soldwyn
      @soldwyn Год назад +31

      @@lukasmoschek2247average Gebrüder Grimm märchen

    • @raistormrs
      @raistormrs Год назад +2

      @@nelus7858wait, there are other reasons??? o.O

    • @ScarredMomentZ
      @ScarredMomentZ Год назад +18

      "Are you German?"
      "NEIN!!"
      "Omg me too"

  • @Cessnapilotintraining
    @Cessnapilotintraining 9 месяцев назад +4308

    “Are you Australian?”
    “ɯɐ I sǝ⅄”
    “¡ooʇ ǝW ¡¡ʎɐʍ oN”

    • @dragos83534_
      @dragos83534_ 8 месяцев назад +48

      Lol

    • @peterelmo2181
      @peterelmo2181 8 месяцев назад +84

      Welcome to the land down under!

    • @connormcgrath5800
      @connormcgrath5800 8 месяцев назад +114

      How the fu…

    • @sthabisozibani
      @sthabisozibani 8 месяцев назад +64

      Excuse me what in the actual f**k

    • @IKSx09
      @IKSx09 8 месяцев назад

      ɐɥʇoɹq ʎɯ 'ǝnɹ┴

  • @TomGeek1980
    @TomGeek1980 3 месяца назад +1

    I dont care how long this video is.
    You had me at GREEK.

  • @anarchiferbelial4964
    @anarchiferbelial4964 Год назад +4394

    “Are you racist?”
    “I’m not racist, but . . . “
    “I’m racist too!!!”

  • @Bluecollarjoe6B9
    @Bluecollarjoe6B9 Год назад +3306

    “Are you South African?”
    “Robs you at gun point.”
    “Omg I’m South African too!”

  • @TsetsiStoyanova
    @TsetsiStoyanova 12 дней назад +1

    He has convinced me also!

  • @legallybronze753
    @legallybronze753 7 месяцев назад +1207

    "Are you American"?
    "Gunshot noises."
    "Wow I'm American too!"

  • @Patrick-zr8tv
    @Patrick-zr8tv 8 месяцев назад +2558

    "Are you German?"
    "Yes"
    "Ok"

    • @spade3779
      @spade3779 7 месяцев назад +143

      probably the most accurate one lmao

    • @Ragebait01
      @Ragebait01 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@spade3779 because germans have brains

    • @rdhrtj3943
      @rdhrtj3943 7 месяцев назад +11

      😂

    • @Celula002
      @Celula002 7 месяцев назад +31

      Ja

    • @Masterchief_Tito
      @Masterchief_Tito 7 месяцев назад +18

      Yeah why do people get so hyped up when they see people from their country

  • @Andrea_Stupid
    @Andrea_Stupid Месяц назад +1

    the waddling away cracks me up 😂😂

  • @bo_d_n
    @bo_d_n Год назад +4259

    “Are you Romanian ?”
    “I stole your wallet”
    “Oh my gosh I’m Romanian too!”

  • @johnmarston9254
    @johnmarston9254 11 месяцев назад +3623

    "are you American?"
    "I have a shotgun"
    "Omg I'm American too"

    • @murkoffcorp4214
      @murkoffcorp4214 10 месяцев назад +45

      As an American I approve of this.

    • @wilroscampos6853
      @wilroscampos6853 10 месяцев назад +16

      American from which country?...there are so many countries in America

    • @Supersonicspyro
      @Supersonicspyro 10 месяцев назад +47

      ​@@wilroscampos6853you know which one lol

    • @rb98769
      @rb98769 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@wilroscampos6853🙄

    • @ryth-2401
      @ryth-2401 10 месяцев назад +16

      “are u Italian”
      “I have a better shotgun”
      “omg I'm Italian too”

  • @spideysense8557
    @spideysense8557 2 года назад +9909

    "Are you Indian?"
    "I'M UNDA THE WATAR"
    "Oh my gosh I'm Indian too!"

  • @Loganeditsthings
    @Loganeditsthings 11 месяцев назад +2136

    “Are you French?”
    *eats an entire croissant*
    “Me too bro!”

    • @Αλέξανδρος-ω9β
      @Αλέξανδρος-ω9β 10 месяцев назад +3

      I'm French and I hate croissants

    • @DRHellcat319
      @DRHellcat319 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@Αλέξανδρος-ω9βMe too bro

    • @Greeneetch
      @Greeneetch 10 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@Αλέξανδρος-ω9β Plot twist : t'es Corse.

    • @Αλέξανδρος-ω9β
      @Αλέξανδρος-ω9β 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Greeneetch Non non, je suis Berrichon 😂

    • @chantssovietiquesetrussest2335
      @chantssovietiquesetrussest2335 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@Αλέξανδρος-ω9β quelle est donc cette hérésie? On en a guillotiné pour moins que ça

  • @Grim2
    @Grim2 Год назад +695

    "Are you Irish?"
    [barfs drunkenly]
    "Saints be praised! I'm Irish too!" [soils herself drunkenly]

    • @BandoKazooie
      @BandoKazooie Год назад +5

      Do you know Angus St. Cloud?

    • @OldFarmerJoe1
      @OldFarmerJoe1 Год назад +2

      i love irish ppl man xD

    • @Thepharaoh877
      @Thepharaoh877 Год назад +13

      Hey that's *hic* extremely offense buddy *hic* you take that back or I'll knock ya teeth out. Oh I don't feel well *blargh* ok maybe you were right but I'm still gonna *falls asleep drunkenly*

    • @DaveCharbel
      @DaveCharbel Год назад +1

      Oirish oi!

    • @adamfischer8744
      @adamfischer8744 Год назад

      Lol

  • @jonatan3224
    @jonatan3224 Год назад +772

    "are you Danish?"
    "Øøøøø"
    "No way, me too!"

    • @mr1m020
      @mr1m020 11 месяцев назад +14

      "Rod Grod Med Fløde" 😂

    • @overbakedbreadroll2918
      @overbakedbreadroll2918 10 месяцев назад +5

      that was way tøø funny 😂

    • @dezhocob
      @dezhocob 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@mr1m020Rød grød med fløde!

    • @dezhocob
      @dezhocob 10 месяцев назад +1

      Hmmm, could be an imposter! Perhaps a Norwegian or a Faroese person!

    • @mr1m020
      @mr1m020 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@dezhocob Haha actually a Brit! I studied my bachelor's degree in Denmark and picked up some Danish (clearly forgetting a lot of it now since it's been a few years 😅) jeg er ikke så godt til at skrive men jeg kan staedigvæk forstår lidt Dansk 😅)

  • @jagteshwarsingh7405
    @jagteshwarsingh7405 9 месяцев назад +2995

    "are you french?"
    "Kwassant"
    "Omg me too"

    • @HansOvervoorde
      @HansOvervoorde 8 месяцев назад +14

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sadlaw2799
      @sadlaw2799 8 месяцев назад +9

      🥐😂

    • @fug_momo3729
      @fug_momo3729 8 месяцев назад +7

      Croissant

    • @HBBatista
      @HBBatista 8 месяцев назад +3

      Kwassant? What is that?

    • @sadlaw2799
      @sadlaw2799 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@HBBatista how to pronounce Croissant like the French 😉

  • @McClintonforThree
    @McClintonforThree Год назад +1307

    “Are you Jamaican?”
    “I bobsled.”
    “OMG I’m Jamaican too mon!”

    • @SpaceQueenKee
      @SpaceQueenKee Год назад +8

      Hahaha preach mon 😂 preach !

    • @jackorider_zero
      @jackorider_zero Год назад +10

      COOOOOOOL RUNNNINGINGNGGGSSSSSS

    • @Thomas-xd4cx
      @Thomas-xd4cx Год назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Never fails to make me laugh

    • @dragonking6397
      @dragonking6397 Год назад +5

      ​@@jackorider_zeroFEEL THE RHYTHYM FEEL THE RHYME, GET ON UP, ITS BOBSLED TIME!!!

    • @jackorider_zero
      @jackorider_zero Год назад +4

      @@dragonking6397 COOOOOOOOOOL RUNNINGSSES

  • @granata_227
    @granata_227 Год назад +672

    "are you brazilian?"
    "football"
    "oh my god me too!"

    • @MatheusReisBio
      @MatheusReisBio Год назад +3

      Uai, sô....

    • @turinmormegil7715
      @turinmormegil7715 Год назад

      Eu chutaria alguém fazendo freestyle como sinal umiversal d eser BR pra mim

    • @filipe159
      @filipe159 Год назад

      Samba, Futebol, Rio de Janeiro... Ah meu deus, eu também sou Brasileiro 😆

    • @PrimeToolbox
      @PrimeToolbox Год назад

      Paranauê

    • @ricardosavagestrike
      @ricardosavagestrike Год назад +1

      Him: Sarapatel, buchada de bode, dobradinha
      Her: me come agora 🇧🇷

  • @Salsbuildingboat
    @Salsbuildingboat Месяц назад +2

    That sketch was fantastic! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Great !Ahahahahahaha

    • @hashbrown1392
      @hashbrown1392 16 дней назад

      If only I could find out the name of the soundtrack... I tried Shazam, no results returned

  • @Zaitekno
    @Zaitekno Год назад +1352

    this comment section is gold

  • @oussamakaat1.
    @oussamakaat1. Год назад +2376

    “Are you thailandian?”
    “ i'm lady booooy. ”
    “Oh my gosh I’m thailandian too!”

  • @LeoA2478
    @LeoA2478 10 месяцев назад +492

    "Are you Argentinian?"
    "*Cry in inflation*"
    "Me too boludo"

    • @hastaloscojonesdelosapagones
      @hastaloscojonesdelosapagones 9 месяцев назад

      Duro

    • @blondequijote
      @blondequijote 8 месяцев назад +9

      Everyone knows about Che Guevara, but Che Boludo is the guy Argentinians are always talking about.

    • @valentinocampardo
      @valentinocampardo 8 месяцев назад

      “Che” and “boludo” are expressions, not a guy

    • @JmKrokY
      @JmKrokY 8 месяцев назад

      Turkey be like:

    • @blondequijote
      @blondequijote 8 месяцев назад

      @@valentinocampardo "Che boludo" is what ppl who learn Argentinian expressions say when they start trying to learn Chilean slang.

  • @chrisshanks401
    @chrisshanks401 2 месяца назад +2

    Seeing this guys build is insane😂😂 he looks like an xxxxl cheese wheel

  • @jocafiatuno
    @jocafiatuno Год назад +3369

    "are you brazillian?"
    "⚽"
    "marry me"

    • @BurghezulDjentilom
      @BurghezulDjentilom Год назад +99

      "are you brazillian?"
      *double jumps*
      "marry me"

    • @a..j3783
      @a..j3783 Год назад +9

      ⚽️ = Argentina

    • @Yeb-wp9em
      @Yeb-wp9em Год назад

      "Gibe moni plos"

    • @brendon205
      @brendon205 Год назад +35

      @@a..j3783 Nah, Brazil has more World Cups 🙂

    • @a..j3783
      @a..j3783 Год назад +2

      @@brendon205 Last time they Won....was over more then 20 years

  • @-Sam69
    @-Sam69 2 года назад +634

    “Are you Asian?”
    “A minus is a sin”
    “Oh my god I’m also Asian”

    • @dylanbksp
      @dylanbksp 2 года назад +19

      A+ or you will B minused

    • @jonhg92
      @jonhg92 2 года назад +14

      Asian without A's spells sin.

    • @PeldaChan
      @PeldaChan 2 года назад

      A++ or you are FAILURE!

    • @Dhammavikasati
      @Dhammavikasati 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@jonhg92OU MAI GAD

    • @PemberantasNetidjens
      @PemberantasNetidjens Месяц назад

      Asians aren't just Chinese tho. 😂

  • @popcornparam
    @popcornparam 2 месяца назад +2

    The comment section is funnier than the video 😂😂

  • @luisbarrera5740
    @luisbarrera5740 7 месяцев назад +3202

    "Are you Mexican?"
    "Taco taco! Burrito burrito!"
    "Holy shit it's Jennifer Lopez!"

    • @edwardlbc562
      @edwardlbc562 7 месяцев назад +33

      As a Mexican that's offensive! Besides Jlo is not Mexican. She's something else. 😳

    • @BasedRanger
      @BasedRanger 7 месяцев назад +65

      Taco flavored kisses for my Ben!!! 💋

    • @zevsord
      @zevsord 7 месяцев назад +2

      🤣

    • @PhyuckYiu1532
      @PhyuckYiu1532 7 месяцев назад +41

      @@edwardlbc562chill bro
      It’s from South Park

    • @albertandguitars
      @albertandguitars 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@edwardlbc562Jlo is Puerto Rican

  • @Hurt_31
    @Hurt_31 2 года назад +2007

    "Are you French ?"
    " baguette fromage."
    "Oh my gosh, I'm French too !"

    • @sstrangervr
      @sstrangervr 2 года назад +4

      cheese sticks😂

    • @SmrtkaTV
      @SmrtkaTV 2 года назад +1

      Why did i say that in a french accent

    • @raziel520
      @raziel520 2 года назад +7

      Omelette du Fromage

    • @warkey.6490
      @warkey.6490 2 года назад

      @my songs 🐌🤤

    • @novusnocturnm
      @novusnocturnm 2 года назад

      @@raziel520 came here to say this. XD
      Oh dexter, you have such a way with words.

  • @joashabraham6774
    @joashabraham6774 Год назад +663

    "Are you Chinese"
    "EmOtIoNaL dAmAgE"
    "Omg I'm Chinese too!"

    • @ayz_artonex
      @ayz_artonex Год назад

      😂

    • @Caaaaaarl
      @Caaaaaarl Год назад

      🎶🎶
      My son so dumb
      Iq=21
      Tried to make friends
      But called him Ching chong
      Tried date da girl Su Jong
      She said hell no
      Cuz he isn't handsome
      He is so broke
      Cant buy a wantung
      Faiiilureee yaaaa yaa🎶🎶

    • @dwillbecancelledsoon4086
      @dwillbecancelledsoon4086 Год назад

      Underrated 😂

  • @ThePoliticrat
    @ThePoliticrat Месяц назад +1

    He should’ve said “I like Poseidon” and then put on an orthodox cross 😂

  • @PaigeDawson
    @PaigeDawson 2 года назад +3172

    “Are you Australian?”
    “Yeah, nah, yeah.”
    “Oh my gosh I’m Australian too!”

    • @LScYETI
      @LScYETI 2 года назад +1

      Nah mate it’s.
      “Are you Australian?”
      “Stfu cunt”
      “You stfu or I’ll unleash my fucking koala on ya mate

    • @FortyFiveUltimate45
      @FortyFiveUltimate45 2 года назад +20

      Being an accent-less Aussie this confused me for a sec

    • @sakurahoor
      @sakurahoor 2 года назад +8

      Hahahaha this was good one

    • @wmaiah2223
      @wmaiah2223 2 года назад +9

      @@FortyFiveUltimate45 Same I have an American accent but I'm Australian

    • @LScYETI
      @LScYETI 2 года назад +5

      @@wmaiah2223 and @spinosaurus are you adults yet

  • @ger.baltav
    @ger.baltav Год назад +453

    Bro walks shirtless ,he has the greek dad swag ready

    • @mariolis
      @mariolis Год назад

      Έχει και την μπυροκοιλιά μπάρμπας-style

  • @AbuOgi96
    @AbuOgi96 Месяц назад +2

    "Are you Serb?"
    "Saar, Kosovo wuz and is Serbhjia"
    "Oh ! Saar, me too".

  • @iyaadrizvi3007
    @iyaadrizvi3007 Год назад +509

    "Are you American?"
    " *Grabs Gun* "
    "OMG ME TOO!"

  • @elliotv.1381
    @elliotv.1381 2 года назад +3762

    “Are you American?”
    “Obese”
    “OMG I’m American too!”

    • @pinkybucks
      @pinkybucks 2 года назад +21

      Wow it will be much easier for me to get a green card =D im sooooo american

    • @SS-hb1xm
      @SS-hb1xm 2 года назад +15

      Lmfaooo

    • @Corzal
      @Corzal 2 года назад +2

      *nauru*

    • @ErenYILDIZ_01
      @ErenYILDIZ_01 2 года назад +4

      Underrated

    • @bigbonk3841
      @bigbonk3841 2 года назад +43

      "Are you European?"
      "I Surrender"
      "OMG I'm European too"

  • @phageofficial404
    @phageofficial404 Год назад +718

    "Are you American?"
    "I own 69 guns"
    "I am an American too"

  • @adityagarg5625
    @adityagarg5625 2 месяца назад

    Bro your videos are the reason for me to stay positive

  • @source6893
    @source6893 2 года назад +3683

    "Are you American?"
    "Cheeseburger and fries."
    "Oh my god, I'm American too!"

  • @KYNGA100
    @KYNGA100 2 года назад +1820

    "Are you French or Belgian ?"
    "Neither of those"
    "Oh my gosh I'm Swiss too !"

  • @parkercoughlin2226
    @parkercoughlin2226 9 месяцев назад +1913

    "Are you Irish As well?"
    "Potato"
    "FUCKIN WHERE!"

    • @_runta
      @_runta 8 месяцев назад +13

      😂😂😂😂 🇮🇪

    • @xKibble8
      @xKibble8 8 месяцев назад +11

      FUCK 😂

    • @ThanosManThing
      @ThanosManThing 8 месяцев назад +11

      "Hmmm... But maybe you are Belarusian..."

    • @John-ou4rm
      @John-ou4rm 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​​​@@ThanosManThingAren't they more Borscht? Although potato = Vodka

    • @localforeigner9528
      @localforeigner9528 8 месяцев назад +1

      Boxty on the griddle 😋

  • @persian_tankman
    @persian_tankman 2 месяца назад +2

    Are You Persian!!?
    Ghormeh Sabzi, Persian Gulf, We aren't Arab!
    Ohhhhh....me too Dadash!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @mousaseblani
    @mousaseblani 2 года назад +1562

    “Are you Romanian?”
    “Depression is fake”
    “Omg I’m Romanian too!”

  • @haris_4046
    @haris_4046 Год назад +892

    "Are you swedish?"
    "Ikea"
    "OMG im swedish too"

  • @1nfidelCastr0
    @1nfidelCastr0 Год назад +321

    "Are you british?"
    *gets stabbed*
    "Oh my god, I'm british too!"

    • @russell33313
      @russell33313 Год назад +5

      Nah, are you British
      Gets into a sword duel

    • @SushanthSD
      @SushanthSD Год назад +13

      " Bit rude tuh put that knoife in ma chest innit Bruv?! "

  • @peterkovic2241
    @peterkovic2241 Месяц назад +1

    If they’re a real couple there’s hope for us all.

  • @tako9260
    @tako9260 Год назад +760

    “Are you Asian??"
    “Rice is Life"
    “ Omg, we should get married i'm asian too"

  • @agmandzsitvatoroki3772
    @agmandzsitvatoroki3772 7 месяцев назад +353

    “Are you a secret agent?”
    “No!”
    “Me neither!”

  • @ziggybarth5026
    @ziggybarth5026 Год назад +1140

    "are you the Krusty Krab"
    "No this is Patrick"
    "ok"

    • @notmrd4rk
      @notmrd4rk 10 месяцев назад +6

      Patrick bateman

    • @sarah_ferguson
      @sarah_ferguson 7 месяцев назад +1

      Was thinking of posting this…

  • @NeyJr10-750
    @NeyJr10-750 3 месяца назад +2

    "Are You German"
    "Äh Ja?"
    (Optional)
    "Äh Nein!"

  • @rabitaco4003
    @rabitaco4003 7 месяцев назад +405

    "Are you North Korean?"
    "No."

  • @Airbubblepodcast
    @Airbubblepodcast 3 месяца назад +1

    Oh my god I’m laughing 😂 my ass off right now! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mrbloxpie4221
    @mrbloxpie4221 2 года назад +1630

    ”Are you chinese?”
    ”Taiwan Isn’t a country.”
    ”Oh my gosh I'm Chinese too!”

  • @sneakyshiba2315
    @sneakyshiba2315 2 года назад +4003

    "Are you Korean?"
    "Our great leader kim jung..."
    "Oh my gosh not that one"

  • @princeajay9937
    @princeajay9937 2 месяца назад +1

    For a moment as soon as she turned to the camera, i thought it was Garathe Bale.😅

  • @Angelswonder
    @Angelswonder Год назад +956

    "Are you Nigerian?"
    "Nigerian prince!"
    "Ohh, I'm Nigerian too!"

    • @redstormthecoder5818
      @redstormthecoder5818 Год назад +9

      Bro ☠️😂

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V Год назад +8

      Seriously: What?!😅

    • @hamafi1569
      @hamafi1569 Год назад

      @@L_M_V Look up scam mails or scan calls. 😄

    • @lunalingo4461
      @lunalingo4461 Год назад +6

      Jolof rice .
      Yes I'm Nigerian too

    • @tegathemenace
      @tegathemenace Год назад +2

      As a Nigerian prince this is in fact disrespectful 😂😭

  • @63brennan
    @63brennan Год назад +715

    "Are you Scottish?"
    "Fuck the English"
    "I'm Scottish too?

  • @randomaustralian7518
    @randomaustralian7518 2 года назад +669

    "Are you German?"
    "9"
    "Oh my gosh I'm German too!"

  • @CRDcommentReadingSection
    @CRDcommentReadingSection 3 месяца назад +2

    “Where are you from?"
    “Iam from siuuuuuuuuuu
    uuuuuuuuuuu"

  • @kiyoraka3537
    @kiyoraka3537 Год назад +628

    "are you british?"
    "oi mate run ya pocke's im not playing wiv u bruv"
    "omg im british too!!"

    • @stevekook-xw3is
      @stevekook-xw3is Год назад +3

      Pockets? He trying to tell lad to bug off? Other parts i understands well. Not British native but i do understand them.

    • @drakewasaloverboy
      @drakewasaloverboy Год назад +2

      @@stevekook-xw3isno he’s telling em to empty his pockets, robbing at knife point basically

    • @shahimagesyt
      @shahimagesyt Год назад +5

      Empty the compartments of thy pantaloons

    • @koresaliva
      @koresaliva Год назад

      Underrated 💀

    • @koresaliva
      @koresaliva Год назад

      @@shahimagesyt Lmao

  • @sylphephilippe449
    @sylphephilippe449 Год назад +1322

    "Are you French ?"
    "Hon hon hon baguette au fromage !"
    "Oh my god, me too !"

    • @goblinounours
      @goblinounours Год назад +12

      Sacrebleu, je n'y crois pas !

    • @baptistet7837
      @baptistet7837 Год назад +15

      inacurate, no French would be happy to met another French outside of France

    • @dwarfu9361
      @dwarfu9361 Год назад +1

      @@baptistet7837 very true

    • @ESL-Free-Money
      @ESL-Free-Money Год назад

      DEXTEEEEEEEEEEER LABORATORY

    • @Phoenixandcie
      @Phoenixandcie Год назад

      Nah, I'm French and I can confirm we don't like French people, wouldn't work

  • @phosphor6531
    @phosphor6531 6 месяцев назад +2587

    “Are you black?”
    *lawyer advised me not to complete the joke*

    • @mouila
      @mouila 6 месяцев назад +26

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zebrasnot6819
      @zebrasnot6819 6 месяцев назад +105

      "Watermelon grape soda crime!!!"

    • @pheonixgray6078
      @pheonixgray6078 6 месяцев назад +48

      Is that my bike?

    • @precious14stones
      @precious14stones 5 месяцев назад +6

      Damn😂

    • @zizi5721
      @zizi5721 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@pheonixgray6078 😂😂😂😂

  • @C0FF33ADICT
    @C0FF33ADICT 2 месяца назад

    Not the way he waddled away while carrying her😂

  • @BILIVIOx
    @BILIVIOx 2 года назад +1579

    "Are you Indian?"
    [Baljeet voice] *"Ello, your computer has virus"*
    "Oh my gosh I'm Indian too!"

    • @Voldemorts.Nipple
      @Voldemorts.Nipple 2 года назад +9

      Best one

    • @param1304
      @param1304 2 года назад +2

      Damnnn

    • @georgek007gr9
      @georgek007gr9 2 года назад +2

      Bro I wrote the same thing lmao

    • @param1304
      @param1304 2 года назад +5

      Baljeet voice?? Most tech scems are from Ggn Up area in India

    • @ishwarjha2566
      @ishwarjha2566 2 года назад

      " Are you American?"
      "My mother is a whore , and my father was in military "
      "Oh my gosh I'm American too!"

  • @martinbaumann_cze
    @martinbaumann_cze Год назад +853

    "Are you Czech?"
    "White socks in sandals and beer in hand"
    "OMG, Na zdraví! 🍺🍺"

    • @luka_75
      @luka_75 11 месяцев назад +6

      Na zdarovia ?

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 11 месяцев назад +43

      Could also work for German lmao

    • @Alessandro_Batistuda
      @Alessandro_Batistuda 11 месяцев назад

      @@luka_75 sounds like russian)

    • @harcık368
      @harcık368 11 месяцев назад +28

      That is also Polish and German😂

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 11 месяцев назад +3

      Those are germans.

  • @axelkilander3079
    @axelkilander3079 Год назад +631

    ”Are you Rwandan”
    ”commits ethnic cleansing”
    “oh my gosh I’m Rwandan too!”

  • @Formula577
    @Formula577 2 месяца назад +1

    Feta cheese part killed me. 💀

  • @smlik
    @smlik 2 года назад +822

    "Are you Korean?"
    "Kimchi"
    "Oh my gosh I'm Korean too!!"

    • @KYNJ1
      @KYNJ1 2 года назад

      @@aidxn7316 lmao damn

    • @계정-k5n
      @계정-k5n 2 года назад

      @@aidxn7316 Tf u talkin bout
      Its just fucking ridiculous that 5 people liked this comment

    • @thesoftbulletin
      @thesoftbulletin 2 года назад

      @@계정-k5n It's true kimchi is not Korean

    • @thesoftbulletin
      @thesoftbulletin 2 года назад

      Dokdo is Japanese

    • @계정-k5n
      @계정-k5n 2 года назад +2

      @@thesoftbulletin are you one of those weebs who claims everything is Japanese just becuase you like anime ?

  • @V33SMIC
    @V33SMIC 3 месяца назад +1

    ‘are you irish ‘
    “Guinness”
    ‘ omg same ! ‘